A friend helps you up when you fall, a best friend continues walking (laughing hysterically) and says, "Walk much dumbass?"
A friend bails you out of jail, a best friend is sitting right next to you saying, "That was so fun! Lets do it again"
A friend will always say, "Well you deserve better." A best friend will be calling him at two in the morning leaving messages on his machine saying, "You will die in seven days!"
When it rains on my party... I break out the slip 'n' slide!
Flying is easy! Just throw yourself at the ground and miss!
Don't take life too seriously: You'll never get out alive!
Good friends are Gods way of apologizing for family.
Parents spend the first years of our lives teaching us to walk and talk... and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
The statistics on sanity is the one out of every four Americans are suffering from mental illness. Think of your three best friends... if they seem okay, then it's you.
I used to be normal... thats until I met the freaks that I call friends.
A good friend will comfort you when he dumps you, a best friend will walk up to him and say, "It's because you're gay, right?"
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.
Dancing by yourself is not crazy, it is fun!
People say talking to yourself is a sign of being mental... Well, I'm just trying to have an intelligent conversation!
Keep Smiling... It makes people wonder what your up too!
0_o the crazy one o_0