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A friend helps you up when you fall, a best friend continues walking (laughing hysterically) and says, "Walk much dumbass?"

A friend bails you out of jail, a best friend is sitting right next to you saying, "That was so fun! Lets do it again"

A friend will always say, "Well you deserve better." A best friend will be calling him at two in the morning leaving messages on his machine saying, "You will die in seven days!"

When it rains on my party... I break out the slip 'n' slide!

Flying is easy! Just throw yourself at the ground and miss!

Don't take life too seriously: You'll never get out alive!

Good friends are Gods way of apologizing for family.

Parents spend the first years of our lives teaching us to walk and talk... and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

The statistics on sanity is the one out of every four Americans are suffering from mental illness. Think of your three best friends... if they seem okay, then it's you.

I used to be normal... thats until I met the freaks that I call friends.

A good friend will comfort you when he dumps you, a best friend will walk up to him and say, "It's because you're gay, right?"

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

Dancing by yourself is not crazy, it is fun!

People say talking to yourself is a sign of being mental... Well, I'm just trying to have an intelligent conversation!

Keep Smiling... It makes people wonder what your up too!

0_o the crazy one o_0

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Baking My Way Into Your Heart by theSilence reviews
AU No wolves. College fic. Derek is an uptight college student, all work and no play. His carefully scheduled life is thrown kilter when his regular barista is replaced with someone new. Sterek. Fluffiness. Slow-burn.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 188,781 - Reviews: 1056 - Favs: 1,422 - Follows: 1,107 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Life Crusades by Windseeker2305 reviews
Sequel to Life Agendas. Harry, Draco and Co. head to the Ukatae realm where they plan to take back what is rightfully theirs. Nothing is ever easy, is it? But in the realm things are definitely never dull. Very AU and OC's within.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 441,745 - Reviews: 2137 - Favs: 1,504 - Follows: 1,877 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
Butterfly by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
LMHP Harry was always told he was a bit like a Caterpillar and one day he'd be a Butterfly too. Sorted into Ravenclaw, Harry learns that sometimes it's much harder to keep secrets than it is to tell lies. But it could be worse: he could be a Slytherin!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 213,834 - Reviews: 2003 - Favs: 2,250 - Follows: 1,845 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Of Broken Clocks and Second Chances by Daniko reviews
The Light has lost. In order to cease hostilities between the Order of the Phoenix and the Death Eaters, a peace treaty must be signed. Is it going to be worth the sacrifice? Slash. Tom/Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,645 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Absolute Promise by Bittersweet Alias reviews
AU: SLASH: After Sirius' death, Harry takes matters into his own hands, literally. But what happens when Sirius' clever way of emancipating Harry Potter means betrothing him to a pureblood? Enter Theo Nott. Harry/Theo. Possible MPreg.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,851 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 2,166 - Follows: 2,436 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Theodore N., Harry P.
Even After Time by SwishAndFlick31 reviews
It's been four years since Harry and Hermione have left England. Now that Mister and Missus Grangers' health is failing, Harry and Hermione, along with their son, Andrew, have to return to England. Back to the Wizarding world, and back to the Weasleys. HH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 85,513 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Emerald Twilight by Bittersweet Alias reviews
AU: Slash: Non-Magic: When Harry moved to Forks to be with his dad, he never expected to fall in love with a classic vampire. Nor did he expect to have a nomad vampire named Tom Riddle Jr. become madly obsessed with him. Edward/Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 143,493 - Reviews: 2230 - Favs: 3,408 - Follows: 1,291 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Expensive Disaster by Digitallace reviews
Non- Magical AU. D/H Slash – Written for my lovely Beta Alicia - Everyone in school wants to BE Draco Malfoy or be WITH him, he’s good looking, clever and aloof. But when Harry Potter starts at Veritas Academy, everything goes to hell.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,171 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Inheritance by potter8668 reviews
Harry learns that there's more to him than meets the eye. Will he find his mate as a half Vampire and half Dark veela? Will he loose his friends?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,917 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 1,383 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Steel or Silver Kisses by Cascadia90210 reviews
After Edward leaves he is in pain. So he goes back, just to see her. And he finds her cutting herself. I have decided to keep writing. Please read and review. As requested, beginning of extended version will be posted this Friday.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,161 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What She Lost by svgurl410 reviews
oneshot; Clark was not always going to be there to play the role as Lana Lang’s back up boyfriend. It was about time she saw it too. And see it she does. Clark/Oliver, slash.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,779 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Clark K./Superman, Oliver Q./Green Arrow - Complete
Heartache by Annie M1 reviews
Clois. This is a ONE-PART story set between the season 4 episodes “Recruit” and “Krypto.” Valentine’s Day is fast approaching. My submission for the Secret Valentine 2008 story challenge on the DI forum.
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,946 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
Bound By Prophecy by Elpin reviews
H/D. "Either must die at the hands of the other" At the final battle Draco kills Voldemort, while Lucius kills Harry. Will Harry's task ever be over, or will destiny pull him back? Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 71,167 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Veela Child, Moon Child by Twilight Goddess7 reviews
Young Harry Potter was always different. He preferred reading over playing with other children. He had a strange talent for communicating with animals…and he always felt a strong pull towards one, Draco Malfoy. The problem? Draco is betrothed to someone
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,782 - Reviews: 2098 - Favs: 2,492 - Follows: 1,945 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Handcuffs by SwishAndFlick31 reviews
AU. Aunt Marge visits again during the summer before Harry’s sixth year. They talk about some things that get Harry very, very mad. Then, Vernon calls a facility that takes care of ‘violent’ teens. Little does Harry know, that Hermione’s father owns it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,731 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
For Love and Honor by Lanindur Du'Undarian reviews
Hermione finds herself carrying the Boy Who Lived's child after an act of comfort on the night of Sirius' Death. As she confronts her parents with the awkward news, things take a horrifying turn when Hermione's enraged father drives her to Privet Drive...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 92,278 - Reviews: 2214 - Favs: 2,646 - Follows: 2,852 - Updated: 6/8/2006 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Night Creatures by Lil-Sphinx reviews
After an attempted suicide, Harry decides it's time to change. What! Sirius is still alive? Draco's not a complete jerk? And what's with the guardian angel? HarryDraco pairing and spoilers from all the books
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 94,320 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 8/25/2005 - Published: 6/21/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.