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Joined 12-24-06, id: 1187753
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.

About Me

I'm a hardcore pessimist
I hate life
I have no life
but that's okay... I have better things to do than have a life
I'm an insomniac
I'm obsessive and compulsive, but not obsessive compulsive... and I don't clean
I love to read good stories
I hate waiting for updates
and because I hate waiting for updates, I try my best to update as often as possible
I like to write- alot!
Currently, I only have one story posted because it's the only one I'm working on
If I work on more than one at a time I don't finish them
I hate school with a passion... so far the past 13 years spent in school have been nothing but a waste of time
If I have anything that remotely resembles a life, it revolves around music
I like Rock
I can't stand rap or country

Shows I like

Naruto
Bleach
Spiral
Full Metal Alchemist
Fooly Cooly
Trigun
Criminal Minds

So, I might seem somewhat standoffish, but I'm not really. I just like people to know exactly where I stand so there's no questions. If there are questions, I prefer just to be asked.

Like any writer, I like reviews. But I'm not going to beg for them. Yes, the more I get, the more I'll write and update, but even if I wasn't getting any reviews I'd still do it anyways. Its one of my many obsessions.

As for flames, bring them on!!! Honestly, I don't see how someone could stand to read through an entire story if they hate it so much, and then waste more of their time reviewing it. I haven't gotten any flames to date, but I must warn you if you do flame me you wont hurt my feelings. No. I'll be sitting at my computer, reading my reviews and then suddenly, when no one expects it...
... I'll be laughing my ass off. "Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!! That person hates me!!!! Hahahahahahahahaha."

But for anyone that takes the time to say something good in a review, kudos! Sometimes it makes my day. Okay, well more than sometimes.

Well, thats all that I have a mind to say at the moment
Peace Out

P.S. If anyone has any requests/challenges I'm more than willing to accept them, as long as there's enough detail and I know what the fuck I'm writing

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This way to the stars by GodofContradiction reviews
*RE-VAMP* When it is dark enough, you can see the stars. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,945 - Reviews: 2491 - Favs: 1,721 - Follows: 1,652 - Updated: 2/13/2015 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Possession by Fractured Dreams reviews
When you've lost everything you've ever held dear in your heart, it's hard to pick up the peices and start again. But Naruto gets a chance to rebuild his life and find peace with his past. And perhaps, to find love with another. Shounen ai, Sas x naru,
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 194,507 - Reviews: 1468 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 946 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 8/26/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Habitual Infatuation by Quinn Anderson reviews
Dedicated to Sorachan. Sasuke finds out more than he ever cared to know about Naruto and decides to play a dangerous game of seduction. Kakashi will, of course, have his say before the end. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,016 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 1,414 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Healer of the Heart by Lee Talennyn reviews
A heartbroken man's rage leads him to mistake someone else's car for his boyfriend's. And he destroys it...What is he to do now? SasuxNaru R&R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,961 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 3/3/2007 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] [Hinata H., Tenten]
The Guardian by Makkura Arashi reviews
"You want that punk to stay with me." His voice was completely void of all emotions and then…"How can you think for a moment that he could stay with me?".Naruto has to be Sasuke's gaurdian, too bad his charge has the hots for him.SemeSasu,older Naru.Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,897 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Please dont love me by IamEds reviews
Secret meetings late in the night? feelings that suddenly come into play? Someones certian eyes see certian things... What happens when Ed and Roy's secret gets figured out? EdxRoy
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,764 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.
Sticks and Stones by lunabasketcase reviews
Bullying goes too far as 3 boys learn the class loser isn't as weak as he appears.When they fail to gain his trust and friendship they are only pulled further into his crazy world.This is a story of five dozen eggs,cage fighters,petitions for gay marriage
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,006 - Reviews: 1267 - Favs: 1,038 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
If Only by myfailsafe reviews
AU. Naruto catches pneumonia, and is blessed with Sasuke being his doctor. Instantly being attracted to the stoic man, Naruto plays hooky to continue to see him. But some things don’t always work as you plan. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,604 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Our Suffering Only Makes Us Stronger by superninjaturtle reviews
Oh how he wished for this mission to be over. He was a ninja and knew that this was the life of a ninja. But right now all he wanted was a hot meal and a soft bed, or maybe a certain raven haired shinobi. rated M for rape and romance. HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,560 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Voulez Vous Coucher Avec Moi? by chocolateee reviews
When Naruto accidentally signs himself and Kiba up for AP French, he certainly didn't realize what he was getting into. And with a certain Uchiha right on his tail, with very...open feelings for the blonde, it will be quite a year to remember. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,436 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Fear The Wrath Of The Bookish by Roozette reviews
Hermione is tired of being teased for being smart. Somehow, this idea will make others think twice about mocking her. Well, at least the idea works in her head...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,360 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Wiggle Those Hips: You're a School Girl Now by bevino reviews
Uzumaki Naruto, the youngest member in the police force, comes to realize that working undercover for the Mafia was a childs play compared to this. And those skirts are way to short! NaruSasu, AU. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,052 - Reviews: 1380 - Favs: 2,080 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Nothing to Lose by Still Forgotten reviews
Because Iruka's too prying,and losing the boy's trust is not an option now that that he finally has it. But trust is meant to be tested, and now, Iruka think's he's failed. IruNaru Rated M for language and implied or possibly potential rape
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,131 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Craving by o0Kitsune0o reviews
It all started when Kakashi locked them in a room together as a punishment for bickering. Who knew falling so hard in love you could barely focus would be such a journey? It should be smooth sailing.. right? SasuNaru Team 7 lives together. Chapter41 UP!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,822 - Reviews: 1258 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Coffee on Wednesday by crazy-mutt reviews
What has Fate got to do with two souls in a fastpaced society? A disastrous meeting at a cafe, an awkward confrontation on a moonlit night...and it all happened on Wednesdays. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,937 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Monsoon of love by Draguna Doragon reviews
After a climactic battle, Sasuke comes back,Naruto tried so hard to bing him back, but he just wouldnt come back with him. and when he avoids him, Naruto goes spare. but, Sasuke appears in the rain with an umbrella for him in the rain...and takes him home
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,974 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Confidence in the Unknown by Stoic Observer reviews
Naruto and Sasuke find eachother in a chatroom. Slowly they begin to fall in love. though in real life their relationship is far from pleasant. SasuxNaru sequel posted already
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,788 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 12/15/2007 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Trials and Tribulations of Bastards and Dobes by sunshine-melodi reviews
It's your basic AU highschool fic. There should be a few twists and whatnot, but it still boils down to both boys in highschool dealing with things that older teenagers deal with....whatever that may be. Shounen ai.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,567 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/22/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
It's All in Your Head by Evening Rain reviews
On the way back from a mission, Naruto gets hit with an interrogation jutsu. But when the jutsu is accidentally intercepted by Sasuke, the two boys find themselves stuck mentally together, unwillingly sharing each other's thoughts, feelings, and secrets..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,182 - Reviews: 1384 - Favs: 1,874 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Shrine in the Fog by Yuki-Hibiki reviews
AU. Things start to happen in the small village of Konoha, when 3 new people show up. Naruto's world is turned upside down, as he is centred in a harsh game of tugofwar. YAOI KyuNaru, SasuNaru, ItaNaru ?Naru and others. Up and running again.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,039 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 10/6/2007 - Published: 4/4/2005 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Kouros by ian.michael reviews
A dark haired artist falls in love with a blond model who he uses as the visage for his sculpture. Stuck in a studio for hours on end, their relationship unfolds the same way the sculpture evolves from a formless mass to that of a beautiful boy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,757 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Adagio, Andante, Allegro by ian.michael reviews
SasuNaru & NaruSasu. Naruto is given the task of showing the new kid, Sasuke, around. From the first instant they met, Naruto knew that there's something their past shared. Their unfolding relationship is told as a progression through 3 different paces.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,899 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/19/2007 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Trial and Error by DespondentAngel reviews
Stupid Sasuke teme is making me confused. Neji baka and Gaara baka are having a glaring contest again. That’s fun to watch ‘specially when they keep narrowing their eyes until they’re almost not open anymore. Hehehe… SasuNaru, othersNaru,School fic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,440 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
How to Get Out of a Ticket by Miyabi-Maru reviews
SasuNaru. Oneshot. When our favorite blonde finds himself sitting on the side of the road with an idling police car parked behind him, he may have a few ideas as to how to avoid any unnecessary writeups. Or maybe how to walk right in to one.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 46 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Do You Remeber MyLove? by Goth Aliens reviews
Sasuke met him crying when he was younger. They had a young love that Sasuke thought that might last forever. Is he right? Yaoi. My first be gentle it's for my sister. Naruto and Sasuke. R for later chapts.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/9/2007 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Ninja For Hire by Smex Lemur reviews
Tsunade forces Sasuke to take a two week vacation. Sasuke gets bored and somehow manages to get his hands on a skimpy maid's uniform. Add a Naruto to the mix and what do you get? Utter chaos. SasuNaru. [Complete]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,555 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 2/5/2007 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Doll Maker's House by ReturnToSender reviews
He then moved in the last couple millimeters, eyes drifting closed, sealing their mouths in a kiss. It tasted like Sunshine and something he hadn’t drunk in a very long while. Something sweet and at the very edge of his senses. S&N.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,102 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Come Home With Me by MsKeller reviews
Sasuke's back in Konoha and has an offer Naruto can't seem to refuse. NaruSasu. Warning: Some adult content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,375 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Second Impressions reviews
Naruto never had many friends, and was an outcast at the private school he shouldn't have gotten into in the first place. But with a required teamwork activity at school comes friendship, and maybe a little mor? Warning. Yaoi. Humor/friendship/romance.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 38,998 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Maybe Forever isn't as Long as it Used to Be reviews
Kakashi is pissed that Naruto and Sasuke can’t get along to save their lives. But what he doesn’t know is that they have every reason to hate each other, being as they used to be best friends. SasuNaru AngstDramaRomance
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,717 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
An Invisible Mask reviews
Naruto always seems so stupid and annoying, but what are his real motives for the way he acts? He doesn’t know that he is envied by Sasuke the very person he envies the most yaoi, eventually a lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 80 - Words: 85,386 - Reviews: 906 - Favs: 1,048 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 3/29/2007 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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