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I always have to have music on while I write, the usual is the IS soundtracks on repeat. I'm crazy, as if you haven't noticed. I love to be with my second family (my friends and my adoptive niece and nephew (they're my BFF's kids)). I have random giggle attacks way too many times per day. My BFFs are crazy!Sometimes worse than me. I have one who loves rubber ducks, I just found out we have matching ones. One who is now traumatized by hot dogs, as am I. And one who loves Twilight and Edward Cullen as much as me! I work for an after school program and I now hate kids. I'm thinking about getting spayed (hahaha). Books are my life, I would marry them if I could. and I have four cats, none of which are normal. Anything else you can ask or look at my homepage.
You can hear most of the songs from the Claire de Lune series on my homepage. The list is there as well.
Instant Star Quotes:
Tommy: No, no. This accident was a sign, it can't happen.
Wally: Man, Karma nailed you.
Tommy: But she's my girl.
Kwest: All this righteous indignation, and she's not even the sister you want.
Jude: Everyone saw... my boobs.
Tommy: That's it then. You wanna call it, ride this baby all the way to Vegas?
Jude: Ooh, it's Little Tommy Q and your parachute pants are just so shiny!
Jamie: I love you. As one loves their scary boss.
Jude: To hell with dignity, this is war.
Tommy: If I had a daughter, I'd never let her date me.
Jude: I know you care, Tommy, you save a look just for me. I know.
Tommy: You kissed me
Cassandra: How can you possible think that losing your virginity will be as special for Tommy as it will be for you?
Jude: You ready? I stripped down the vocals and undressed the mic. Or is that too NC-17 for you?
Tommy: So do I still get to come to your swanky little party?
Jude: I'm no grown up. I'm a stupid girl who just caught my boyfriend kissing my sister.
Tommy: Is everyone decent?
Jude: You should be mushroom cloud of hair gel and leather!
Jamie: Of course this Liam Fenway, I swear on the Blarney Stone.
Tommy: You're a piece of work Harrison.
Jude: It's Tommy. He's got a plan
Tommy: It's romantic, it's got passion, it's...
Quotes from Buffy the Vampire Slayer:
Giles: A vampire in love with a slayer. It's rather poetic... in a maudlin sort of way.
Xander: You were looking at my neck.
Xander: Are we overlooking the idea that she might be very attracted to me? (Odd looks all around) She's possessed.
Willow: That's what it was! I mean, why else would she be acting as such a B-I-T-C-H?
Buffy (reading a note): Come to the Bronze before it opens, or we make her a meal.
Buffy: I don't trust you. You're a vampire. (Angel glares at her) Oh, I'm sorry, was that an offensive term? Should I say “undead American”?
Cordelia: I mean, you can dry-clean till Judgment Day, you are living with those stains.
Buffy: I'm an old-fashioned gal. I was raise to believe that men dig up the corpses and women have the babies.
Angel: Crazy like a 241-year-old being jealous of a high-school junior?
Buffy: That was never proven. The fire marshal said it coulda been mice.
Spike: You think you can fool me?! You were my sire, man! You were my... Yoda!
Angel: Listen. If we date, you and I both know one thing's going to lead to another.
Spike: This is just... Neat.
Ethan: Chunky and creamy. Oh, no. Sorry. That's peanut butter.
Xander: Yeah. I'm with Dead Boy on this one.
Angel: Do you love me?
Xander: Angel was in your bedroom?
Buffy: Just droppin' by for some quality time with Mr. Gordo?
Buffy: OK. A regular kid and her cradle-robbing, creature-of-the-night boyfriend.
Kendra: She died?
Buffy: You can attack me, you can send assassins after me – that's fine. But nobody messes with my boyfriend.
Angel: As long as scum like you is walking...well, rolling... the streets, I'll be there.
Spike: Hurts, doesn't it?
Cordelia: Pieces? We get the pieces? Our job sucks!
Buffy: I remember coming on to you. I remember begging you to undress me. And then a sudden need for cheese.
Buffy: I can't believe it's the same person. He's completely different from the guy I knew.
Angel (to Joyce): I haven't been able to sleep since the night we made love.
Angel: Don't worry Roller-Boy. I've got everything under control.
Xander: Take a walk overbite.
Xander: Okay. So we can flip the ghost over when it turns a nice golden brown?Spike: You might want to let up. They say when you've drawn blood, you've exfoliated.
Xander: Know what really grates my cheese? That Buffy's not here to share my moral outrage about swim-team perks. She's too busy being one of them.
Cordelia: What the hell are you doing here?!
Cordelia: It's one thing to be dating the lame unpopular guy, but its another to be dating the creature from the Blue Lagoon
Buffy: Great. This is just what my reputation needs: that I did it with the entire swim team.
Spike: Nice walk, pet?
Spike: Its a big rock. I can't wait to tell my friends. They don't have a rock this big.
Whistler: What a package. The Stink Guy!
Angel: I was hoping we could get back together. What do you think? Do we have a shot? All right! We'll fight.
Spike: Billions of people walking around like Happy Meals with legs.
Joyce: You're not going to hurt them, are you?
Giles: In order to... to be worthy... you must perform the ritual... in a tutu. Pillock!
Giles: They get inside my head. Make me see things I want.
Angel: What's happening, Buffy?
Jacques: We could get kinky and see how bats and rats make love. (Dark Desire)
Raven: I'm not sure we'll know how to do this in a bed. (Dark Prince)
Lee: Okay, guess I'll go check the bathrooms. See if the toilets are still there. (The Best Years)
Nutter Butter: Did you hear the lightning? (or the other possibility) Did you see the thunder?
Me (looking at my nephew jumping on a huge TV box): When is that thing leaving?
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