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Joined 01-03-07, id: 1188344, Profile Updated: 02-04-13
Author has written 6 stories for Teen Titans, Janet Evanovich, and Naruto.

Could anyone else imagine Kisame creating a line of "tickle me Itachi"dolls? Imagine how well they would sell?!

squeezes Itachi's hand (in melodramatic Itachi voice) "Itachi loves you. yes he does. (blows kiss) mwah!" squeals

heh, heh, heh!

HELLO!

Although I am now 21 it would appear that my love of the Naruto series has returned, and although I have not been on this site in yonks I intend to

So a bit about me... I have long black curly hair and bright green eyes (I do not mean that brown-green crap, when someone is like ""I totally have green eyes!" Yeah sure. If I squint hard enough I guess I can see the green behind all that brown, and even then it mixes together to form the colour of baby poo. Not. They are green I tell you! GREEN! Bright green.)

Naruto Rocks!! As does Teen Titans!! GO LEE AND THE GREAT PERVY SAGE!! BUAHAHAHAAH! Who doesn't love a good perv?

The Stephanie plum series of books rock! Torn between Ranger and Joe... how the hell must Stephanie feel?! How can she possibly choose??

Thank you and goodnight my sauce minxes!

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Stripped Bare by J-Pop Princess reviews
When Sakura wanted a change of pace, she hadn't expected THIS! Now she's on a mission with Kakashi, masquerading as a dancer at a club far away from home and she finds herself forced to explore her own powers of sexuality and seduction. KakaSaku LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 295,128 - Reviews: 3458 - Favs: 3,239 - Follows: 1,926 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Diary of a Konoha Vixen by ElleGal reviews
I decided to rewrite this story...so look for the new and improved one, with less grammar errors, in my profile. THANKS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 113,456 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Itachi U., Kakashi H.
I Hate It But I Love You: SEQUEL by shiningfire reviews
Itachi is back to Konoha to start a new life with Sasuke although this is a bit hard. Their love is more intense and so is their 'lovemaking' Problems appear as secrets reveal and the Aktasuki comes back. ItaSasu Uchihacest Smut Read previous story first
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,266 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Arc One : Maybe Forever by gamblerrikku reviews
Thrust into a life she never imagined she'd live, Sakura is irreparably changed when she returns to her village six long years after she left. KakaSaku/SasuSaku/ItaSaku Rated M for Disturbing Themes. Arc Two : The Blood That Binds Coming Soon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,683 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
I Hate It But I Love You by shiningfire reviews
Itachi has come to Konoha Village for his precious little brother, Sasuke. After having a couple of intimate encounters with him, Sasuke has come to fall in love with him no matter how troublesome it is. Hint* Uchihacest ItaSasu definite Sequel is out!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,932 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bad Day by Justjan reviews
Ranger has a bad day, Steph is there for him. Contains smut.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,892 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Complete
Chicken? by cinbru reviews
What will it take to get our Man in Black to lose his cool? Babe fluff with a little smutty thrown in.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,783 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/27/2007 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Complete
Wrath of a Pissed Off Blond by El Queso de Malicioso reviews
It's the day after BB's 18th bday and, with Robin and Star back to denile, Cyborg back to being alone and the such, can BB and Raven keep their relationship a secret... or even keep it up?
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,730 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Like an Animal by Caesardire reviews
This time, BeastBoy takes it too far... Rated M for Sexual themes, and Language
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,341 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/13/2007 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Beast Boy, Raven
Why Superheroes Shouldn't Drink by El Queso de Malicioso reviews
The Titans throw a party for BB’s 18th Bday and invite Titans East. Don’t miss the drama when three new romances begin while one is crushed. Much alcohol is present and great amounts of stupidity shall ensue.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,031 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/3/2006 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
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Booby Trap reviews
Sakura is ordered to go on a risky mission as an undercover stripper in order to obtain information from the Akatsuki. Will she be successful or will she fall into a world of darkness? ItaXSakura story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Alone reviews
I have to make contact with the one I am searching for, to right the wrongs done. I will not be alone, not no more!" A Sasuke story. I suck at summaries Rating for language and ItaSasu Uchihacest later on. Read and review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Fearless Fourteen reviews
Trying to keep her relationship with Morelli going, trying to keep her hands of Ranger and blowing up cars are all in a day’s job for Stephanie. If that wasn’t enough there’s also the trouble of the crazed Spandex wearing balding FTA. Chapter 5 up now!
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,231 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 4/8/2007
Silent but deadly reviews
A babe one shot. It's not what you expect! A very funny situation written by my super proof reader and myself one night. Read and Review.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Ranger M. - Complete
Not just superheros reviews
The day after Raven's birthday. Waking up next to your best friend who is naked with no memory of the night before is bad but when she is a fellow team mate it makes things alot worse. rated M! BB&Rae Rob&Star. Sequel to 'Ravens Birthday'
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,706 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/24/2007 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Beast Boy, Raven
Ravens Birthday! reviews
Its Ravens birthday and she's having a party! No thanks to BB! Will the mixture of alcohol and Beast Boy be good for Raven? Find out! BB&Rae Rob&Star. Rated M! The day after is here! XD
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,617 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/9/2007 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete