Stoned Lorikeet
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Joined 01-04-07, id: 1189016, Profile Updated: 04-04-10
Author has written 5 stories for Doctor Who, and Song of the Lioness.

HELLO

i'm Stoned Lorikeet

i can't think of anything to say.


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Doctor Who

The Doctor:There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, the seas asleep, the rivers dream, people made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere theres injustice, somewhere theres danger and somewhere else the teas getting cold, come on Ace we got work to do.

Thinking they are in Rome
Donna
: Have you been here before?
Doctor
: Yes I have, and before you ask, that fire had nothing to do with me. Well, a little bit.

The Doctor: What's your first name?
Midshipman
: Alonso.
The Doctor
: pauses in disbelief You are kidding me!
Midshipman
: Uh... why?
The Doctor
: There's something else I've always wanted to say: Allons-y Alonso

Third Doctor: Oh please you're only confusing my assistant! Jo, it's all quite simple - I am he and he is me!
Jo Grant
: And we are all together coo coo cachoo?
Both Doctors
: What?
Jo Grant
: It's a song by The Beatles.
Second Doctor
: Really? How does it go?
Third Doctor
: Oh, please be quiet!


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Fallen by Confusedknight reviews
Kicked out of Page training, Kel becomes entangled in a bitter struggle for the suffering people of Scanra. Four years later she returns to Tortall, a stranger to those who once knew her, a stranger who has not forgotten the promises she made...
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 83 - Words: 424,488 - Reviews: 11826 - Favs: 2,279 - Follows: 1,937 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Keladry, Nealan, Raoul, Domitan - Complete
The After Story by KittyKax reviews
A year after Edward and Alphonse's travels to the East and West, Ed and Winry settle down and begin their lives together...how will it turn out?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,081 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
The Immortal Wives Club by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
it started as a chat between two annoyed blondes, now once a month Lucy, Rose and Donna sit there complaining about their husbands. implied Master/Lucy, 10Rose and Jack/Donna.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Lucy S., Rose T. - Complete
The Earth at Their Feet by I'm Iller reviews
Malik and Tazim spend some quality time together... under a table.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Complete
Reflection by mumblybee reviews
"I love those who can smile in trouble, who can gather strength from distress, and grow brave by reflection." - Leonardo Da Vinci. One-shot, genfic. Leonardo and Ezio have a brief conversation in Roma, sometime after the attack on the villa.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci - Complete
The Noose by Chibi Cheesecake reviews
When the first of Ezio's young recruits falls in battle, the ghosts of twenty-five years ago rise to greet him. Set during Brotherhood, no spoilers.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,077 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci - Complete
Never the Same Person by Sweet Neverwhere reviews
Because Desmond's never the same person when he wakes up. Oneshot. Set during Brotherhood.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Desmond M., Lucy S. - Complete
Cento di Questi Giorni by mumblybee reviews
Ezio knows the burden of a little brother.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Ezio A., Petruccio A. - Complete
Everything's Okay by tanyart reviews
The Bleeding Effect in reverse- snatches of Altair's decedents bleeding into him.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Altaïr - Complete
This is the End by werewolfatemyphoenix reviews
This is the end, my only friend the end, of our elaborate plans. Of everything that stands. No safety or surprise the end. The Doctor is about to regenerate and doesn't want to go. There is only one man who can help. Set during The End of Time Part 2.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/14/2010 - 10th Doctor, 9th Doctor - Complete
Impala by werewolfatemyphoenix reviews
Dean and the Impala at different points in his life. Ranging from Pre-Series to Swan Song.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Dean W., Sam W.
Strange Men by ZombieScones reviews
Ezio meets up with the Doctor while free running across Florence. After a conversation they both conclude that the other, is indeed, a very strange man. Assassin's Creed and Doctor Who crossover.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/19/2010 - 11th Doctor, Ezio A. - Complete
Fatality of Circumstances by Handful of Silence reviews
The colour calls to Vincent, and blindly he answers, yet not all good things can outweigh the bad. Set post S5, Ep10. Mentions of suicide and depression.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Streaks of Orange and Dark Blue by phoenician reviews
Amelia Pond was left with the task of making sure Vincent van Gogh was comfortable. What happened before Amy sought out the Doctor the following morning? Rated T for minor suggestive themes. Potential Prequel to "In Every Sunflower" but can stand alone.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Amelia P./Amy - Complete
The Audacity of Lian Harper by JudeDeluca reviews
Roy is called in for a parent-teacher conference with Lian's teacher.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Roy H./Speedy I - Complete
Sleeptalking by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
the Doctor sleep talks, his faithful HA! companions uses it to their advantage.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/17/2008 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Weight of the World by EJyPt reviews
The fate of a world lies in the hands of a familiar young Time Lord.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Complete
The Tenth Doctor Owner's Guide by SnowFox3 reviews
Just as it says. Never have another problem with your Tenth Doctor again with this handy guide!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/20/2008 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Five Times Jenny Met One of the Doctors companions by netgirly2k reviews
Jenny meets some of the Doctor's old friends. Spoilers for The Doctor's Daughter.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Complete
Moon Worms by werewolfatemyphoenix reviews
I have ridden the mighty moon worm". Moon worms are a shy creature commonly found on the moon... Some information on the previously mysterious moon worm.
Futurama - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Complete
Scruffy: The Man, The Myth, The Janitor by TheUnknownblur reviews
Who is he really? My second one shot. Rated T for violence.
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Complete
Revolution Regained by werewolfatemyphoenix reviews
Neville, Ginny, Luna and Seamus find some paint and decide to do some "Redecorating" to annoy Snape and the Carrows. Set during Deathly Hallows. One Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Neville L., Ginny W. - Complete
Fetch the Doctor, Jeeves! by idontlikegravy reviews
Jeeves and Wooster Crossover with the Fifth Doctor. Bertie Wooster meets a decidedly odd chap at the side of the road...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2007 - 5th Doctor - Complete
Someone New by Fayth3 reviews
FIVERose. TenRose. Rose meets someone who can help her understand her own Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,433 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/22/2007
Drop by Flaignhan reviews
It'd just take a phone call, and he'd drop everything. [Post Last of the Timelords, ergo spoilers] TenMartha.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
Lessons Learned in the Flow of NTime by Kesomon reviews
Spoilers for Blink. Missing moments in which the Doctor and Martha try to get back home.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Complete
Koherance by Fayth3 reviews
The Doctor gets sick ... and more incoherant than usual. What's Rose to do?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,695 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 1,402 - Follows: 116 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Complete
The Winter Of Her Discontent by LilacFree reviews
AU after 'The Five Doctors'. The Fifth Doctor is going home to be President, and he's bringing his primitive little friends Tegan and Turlough with him. Will Gallifrey survive?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 75,492 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/14/2007 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
The Offer by Gary Merchant reviews
The Doctor receives an intriguing proposition.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Complete
Guilt by Gary Merchant reviews
The Doctor, Nyssa and Tegan say a final farewell to Adric. But for the Doctor, a heavy burden weighs on his shoulders.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Complete
Mage's Tower by Dark Unicorn Lurking reviews
A random little oneshot about Sarralyn and Rikash Salmalin in a boring at Mage's Tower. My sad attempt at slight humor and getting my muse flowing.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Tortall
The Magic Door by LilacFree reviews
Tegan leaves highheeled footsteps in 17th century Scotland and meets a brawny Highlander.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Complete
10 Things I Hate About You by Flaignhan reviews
[Post Doomsday] Rose comes to terms with the fact that the Doctor won't be there to hold her hand. It's my first dabble in poetry, be kind.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Complete
What If? by saramagic reviews
Post OotP Harry receives a ‘what if’ stone and gets thrown into an alternative reality where Sirius was the potter’s secret keeper. Imagine a world with alive Lily, James and Sirius, Harry. Later features a very dark Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,452 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/1/2004 - Published: 1/16/2004 - Harry P.
Doctor Who and the Sontaran Invasion by Gemini14 reviews
The Doctor's got his work cut out for him this time! Not only does he have to defeat an old enemy, but he also must contend with keeping the Beatles out of trouble! Will they all make it back to 1965 in one piece?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2002 - 4th Doctor
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The Doctor meets a talking cabbage reviews
As the title says after the doctor leaves Leela on Galifrey he meets a talking cabbage. my attempt at humour be warned.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/17/2009 - 4th Doctor
Daleks don't have feelings reviews
A Dalek begins to feel and questions that. i know bad summary. no doctor, non specific setting and time
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Complete
Nothing lasts forever reviews
Numair is cheating on Daine and she knows it.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Tortall - Complete
Modern Mage reviews
A girl from Modern Tortall Finds herself in The Tortal of a thousand years ago. This is her story as she finds a place in her new home
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,550 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/7/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Tortall
The Time Lady reviews
The ninth doctor and rose.The doctor finds an old letter with some interesting information.One shot
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Complete
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