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Joined 01-05-07, id: 1189206, Profile Updated: 03-13-10
Author has written 5 stories for Alice in Wonderland, Misc. Books, Wildstorm Heroes, G. I. Joe, and Dementium.

MY MILKSHAKE BRINGETH ALL THE GENTLE-FOLK TO THE YARD.

("Firefly! That's your commanding officer! D:")


The name is Jess. I write, I draw, I swing from trees. I like really obscure books and I have a tendancy to attach personalities to inanimate objects.

Email at darkess.h@hotmail.com

Debate on LJ, for more of this nonsense.

Debate on dA, for more artsy-type nonsense.

Ghoul's Legion, the first and only archive for Stewart Carter Winthorp III fanfiction. (& Ghoul's Hideout, the comm.)

The Crackverse, something might pop up sooner or later.

A Delicate Fancy, a community for Wonderland slash & femmeslash.

(You can blame her for the more nonsensical bits of nonsense.)

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It Could Be Worse by Anonymous TF2er reviews
Lonely old RED Sniper comes to terms with himself, life and that snail-eatin' RED Spy. An attempt at character development and actual realistic romance written in response to all the terrible Sniper/Spy garbage out there. AUTHOR'S NOTE: I have published a completely original story as an e-book with this same title, do not be alarmed.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,675 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Sniper, Spy - Complete
No by Sawlt to Your Suger reviews
Final story in the Gauntlet Series. Pre-Tues. Noon has settled in as Noon, when he gets an unexpected visitor. "'Dusk,' he intoned, when he could bear the cold quiet no longer. He would make no mistake about the Denizen’s name." Saved love or love lost?
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
New by Sawlt to Your Suger reviews
Post-Monday. Another in the Gauntlet Series. Arthur has switched Monday's Noon and Dusk. And they're getting used to it...alone. "The morning light bathed the new Noon perfectly, and he was suddenly sick of it." Angst. They've changed. Gone is their love.
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Complete
Now by Sawlt to Your Suger reviews
During Mister Monday. Noon and Dusk deal with the Will's escape--and their crumbling relationship. "I mean what I say: we cannot be together." Slight angst. Gauntlet Series continued, part 3. The House is changing, and they with it. No room for love.
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Complete
Where is the Happy Ending? by Siouxsie Granada reviews
When tragedy strikes in Wonderland, where is Alice to help? Rated M for many reasons, including SLASH. Don't like, don't read. In progress. I do not claim to own any of Mr. Carroll's characters.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,973 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008
Knew by Sawlt to Your Suger reviews
Part II in the Gauntlet series. Pre-Keys. The Will hasn't escaped, but Noon and Dusk feel something amiss. "Both sensed it, both were closer for it, but it was bittersweet closeness. Something was coming." Post-citrus, non-explicit. Bittersweet love.
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Complete
Know by Sawlt to Your Suger reviews
Pre-Keys. Noon is late and Dusk is irked. They share a moment. They share some words. "His skin shimmered like the moon that he knew so well. Noon thought he looked beautiful." First in the Gauntlet Series. Fluff. Pre-citrus, non-explicit. Just love.
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
Shade by The Lightning Flash reviews
For three whole weeks he’d had a friend, someone who’d needed him, and hadn’t made fun of him. Oneshot, gen, Gunther-centric flashback fic.
Jane and the Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,830 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Gunther B., Magnus B. - Complete
Tease by Erena G.T. Rose reviews
Sometimes, Dusk is just a little bit cruel. Dusk x Noon. Slashy. Good, I think. Bear with the repetition, please. I promise it's worth it!
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Complete
Primial Instinct by Sonic Sunshine reviews
Mewtwo tells us the story of how he found and nearly lost love through his eyes. His journey of discovery is one filled with dilemmas, and even the most powerful Pokemon is helpless to stop it. Mewtwo x Lucario. Yaoi. Complete.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,643 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Complete
Strangefellows by teshara reviews
A Tales From the NightsideHarry Potter Crossover. DracoAlex. Slash. PWP. Draco decides desperate times call for desperate measures as he seeks asylum in the Nightside.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Nightside, Simon R. Green - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,663 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Draco M. - Complete
Dooriya by BuntyBadger reviews
After a nasty incident in paris, Esmerelda learns the reason behind Clopin's actions. BASED ON DISNEY VERSION!
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Complete
How it began by finmagik reviews
[Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell] Long before the story starts, a pivtol meeting between Henry Lascelles and Chrisptopher Drawlight. This is slash. LacellesDrawlight
Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/7/2007 - C. Drawlight, Lascelles - Complete
Board Meetings by Erena G.T. Rose reviews
Meetings in the Dayroom are pointless...Dusk&Noon
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Complete
Addiction by Solitary Shadow reviews
Another thing I tried out on the Random P. Generator. Tugger visits Skimble to take a message, but has no idea what his visit has in store for him. Tugger x Skimble. Yes, I know, feel free to send me hate PMs if you want.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Skimbleshanks, Rum Tum Tugger - Complete
Dandelions and Stars by Solitary Shadow reviews
My brain died with thinking of titles. This one's rather old, and slightly depressing. Tumblebrutus x Skimbleshanks pairing. I really need a life.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Skimbleshanks, Tumblebrutus/Bill Bailey - Complete
The Law of Mistletoe by Eleene reviews
KttK. Turnabout is fair play. Takes place after Arthur wins the House. Fluffy, holiday fun.
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Complete
Obligatory Tea by Eleene reviews
Fun with food. Monday's Noon x Monday's Dusk, prior to the Heir being found
Keys to the Kingdom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Complete
Straight Up Typhoon by MorningHell reviews
Slash. Sequel to My Impractical Hurricane. How well do two heterosexual men do in a homosexual relationship?
Fantastic 4 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,989 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/16/2006 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Complete
CATS: Where did Macavity come from? by Super Poet Gurl reviews
The kittens theorize about how Macavity came to be. Alonzo offers and INTERESTING suggestion. This is a special gift for one of my friends
Cats - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Complete
My Impractical Hurricane by MorningHell reviews
Life lesson number 1. Do not, repeat, DO NOT...develop feelings for your brother in law. Slash.
Fantastic 4 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,847 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/1/2005 - Published: 9/12/2005 - Complete
Cruelty by Katarik reviews
Apollo muses on Dionysus. One-sided ApolloDionysus, implied ArtemisDaphne. One-shot.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2005 - Complete
A Bit of Harmless Fun by Sass Wolf reviews
[Cats] After the fight, Alonzo and Munkustrap spend some quality time together. One-shot slash.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/19/2004 - Complete
Room of Angels by piasora reviews
Waiting for you. (drabble. pyramid head. valtiel.)
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/7/2004
My Soul To Keep by Azaz the Unabridged reviews
[Keys To The Kingdom] A Noon x Dusk one-shot exploring how very wrong things were before Dusk decided to help the Will escape... Heavy-petting slash.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/16/2004 - Complete
Not What We Appear: Puppet On a String by Kalliroscope reviews
Mistoffelees' poem. Second of a set of Cats poems called Not What We Appear.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/25/2000
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Silent Starvation reviews
The rarity of companionship; the animal instincts that lead us to find friends, even after death.
Dementium - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Complete
Wash My Bones In The Ocean reviews
Some things aren't worth getting upset over-- not when the company's so great. slash, Firefly/Wild Weasel, during their time in the Phoenix Guard.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Complete
Easy To Find & Harder To Keep reviews
The Drummer is cold. slash & het, polyamory, Elijah/Jakita/Drummer.
Wildstorm Heroes - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Complete
All We Are reviews
More than the sum of all we'll ever be. Alternately: Rabbit was never good at keeping secrets. slash, first-person nonsense, suggestive themes.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,582 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008 - White Rabbit, Cheshire Cat
Sick in the Head reviews
Nightside fic, oneshot. His hair was mussed and his eyes were glazed, and I didn't need to look to see the pillbox held limply between his long fingers. slash, pre-Hex.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Complete
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