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Joined 01-05-07, id: 1189208, Profile Updated: 12-11-14
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Titanic.

What's up, I'm Kate and I am really really good at wasting time. I got into fanfic during high school and now I'm trying to become a published novelist even though I still poke around this site once in a while. I like character-driven fiction with a structured plot. Too often I feel like it's either one or the other (as in literary vs. genre fiction) but I'm aiming for a hybrid in all my present and future work.

Also I tend to root for the bad guy and I usually have my protagonists doing nihilistic or questionable things which I guess is kind of a weird reflection on me, heh.

Consolation Prize: Incomplete but not abandoned, I'm serious.

To Whom It May Concern: Still dredging for the corpse.

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members. -Groucho Marx

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The Revel by Rizzle reviews
Lucius is called to attend a Revel & faces an unexpected surprise in the form of a captured Hermione Granger. To avoid a potential disaster, he makes a life changing decision to help her. If only the silly girl could act just a little bit grateful.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 68,868 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Lucius M., Hermione G.
A Sweet Thesis by theshadowswhisper reviews
Wendy thinks she may have the perfect thesis for her research essay. The problem? It requires the study of a rather uncooperative Eric Cartman. Candy
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Wendy Testaburger, Eric Cartman - Complete
Sex, Beans, and Death by Vergalicious reviews
This story will rock your world harder then the iceberg rocked the Titanic.
Titanic - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Complete
The Voice of the Sea by Axia West reviews
Cal's suicide attempt doesn't go quite as planned. When he returns to his home and family he finds things much as they were until his father's scheming brings a mysterious woman to visit.
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,940 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Cal H.
Months & Days by treeson reviews
Hermione hated Quidditch Rotation, and the two men she had to treat just made it worse. A Cormac/Hermione/Draco oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,660 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 46 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Hermione G., Cormac M. - Complete
An Agreement's Small Print by Lisa Jane reviews
When Jasmine accepts Jafar's proposal in order to save Aladdin, neither had considered the small details that need to be ironed out, or had even expected them to occur... COMPLETE
Aladdin - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 71,861 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Jasmine, Jafar - Complete
Bug Juice by Perdyta reviews
Betel Geuse makes a plan to take his revenge out on the Maitlands. A part of his plan, however, involves finishing the wedding ceremony with Lydia Deetz and she ends up being the one who has to put up with him. Movieverse.
Beetlejuice - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 93,261 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/14/2009 - Published: 12/4/2007
The Dissolution Law by mia madwyn reviews
The Marriage Law, challenged. Complete in six chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,566 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Master Plan by Marston Chicklet reviews
Better to die in cupcake than live the flavourless existence of peasant bread.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Feminist by Shafaishkafaa reviews
jerry dates a feminist whose purse gets stolen and he doesnt run to get it back. Sparks fly. Don't doubt that you'll be crying with laughter by the end of this!
Seinfeld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,541 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Complete
Up In Smoke by Shini02 reviews
Movieverse. Oneshot. Betelgeuse has plans for Lydia Deetz. Unfortunately his well thought out vengence scheme isn't as fool proof as he thought it was. BetelgeusexLydia. Rating for swearing and sex.
Beetlejuice - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Complete
A Weasley's Wedding by Lady Cailin reviews
Harry and Ginny blushed. Ron grinned, and Snape sneered. Not his casual, ‘I loath you’ sort of sneer, but a true sneer, as if he had just discovered something horrible under a rock and it had announced it’s plans to reproduce. PreHBP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,867 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Insanity of a Talking, Moving Puppet by Brat-Child3 reviews
Cartman and Wendy want revenge. On Stan and Kyle, on each other, on everyone who gets in their way. See Cartman yell. See Wendy scream. See Artemus Clyde Frog take the upper hand. CxW SxK SxW
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,609 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Dark Sarcasm in the Classroom by Madame Oubliette reviews
Forced to find a marriage partner within 30 days as a result of a Marriage Law introduced in the wake of Voldemort's death, Hermione's sham marriage to George Weasley is quickly rumbled, leaving the MOM free to select a certain Potions Master as her groom
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,307 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 8/7/2006 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Not Necessarily Romantic by Seaouryou reviews
Wendy’s wanted to be the head of the school newspaper for years. She just never thought she’d have to deal with anonymous love letters, an increasingly distant boyfriend, and Cartman. [het and slash]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,158 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/9/2006 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
On Electric Girls, And Worn Down Toys by Muffytaj reviews
[Jafar x Jasmine] In the royal court power games are nothing new, but Jafar finds an edge to Jasmine that is both annoying, and alluring.
Aladdin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Complete
A Success, of Sorts by carpetfibers reviews
". . .I hate to be the bearer of bad news, Professor, but black comedy normally ends in tragedy." Warnings for HPB; suicide.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,690 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Death is Fickle by Eveilae reviews
A grim introspective look at what Jack and Rose were REALLY thinking about the minutes before Jack's death. [DRABBLEISH]
Titanic - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/13/2005
The Triumph of Logic by Mother of Tears reviews
Hermione is having a hard time choosing a husband before the Marriage Law deadline. She gets help from a totally unexpected source.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,835 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 59 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Irritation by Broadwaypoetess reviews
Jafar tries to instruct Jasmine on proper dress code. Yelling ensues. Special Guest Awkward-Jasmine-Crush'd!Jafar.
Aladdin - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Jafar, Jasmine
Meeting Of The Minds by Helga Von Nutwimple reviews
With the Order's safety hanging on the whim of a lovesick Ron, Snape calls his bluff... and Hermione calls his. Loosely based on the WIKTT Marriage Law Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,389 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 1,073 - Follows: 888 - Updated: 2/21/2005 - Published: 6/5/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Truth or Dare by Lunalelle reviews
Hermione is magically Dared to seduce Professor Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,733 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 3/16/2004 - Published: 2/3/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Typical of Him by Dark Empress V reviews
Cal's thoughts after he found the drawing and his final attempt to get Rose back.. What do you do when a person you love most hates you?
Titanic - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2003
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Consolation Prize reviews
In the aftermath of the disaster, Rose learns that she's carrying Jack's child and makes the painful decision to seek help from a reluctant Cal. Cal/Rose. /UPDATED 7.02.14./
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,030 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Rose D., Cal H.
To Whom It May Concern reviews
A late take on the overdone Marriage Law Challenge, not so romancey but more a character study of weak and strong alike under the worst of circumstances. /AU. UNFINISHED./
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.