Author has written 94 stories for Harry Potter, Heroes, Good Omens, House, M.D., Supernatural, Torchwood, and Eyeshield 21.
Hello, readers, I thank you for stumbling upon this site, hopefully you'll find something that'll interest you!
Name: Julia Kerns
Lives In: St. Louis, Missouri
Birthday: October 14th
Favorite Number: 5
Favorite Color: Yellow
Favorite Food: Strawberry Jell-O (:D)
Favorite Book: Emma
Favorite Movie: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Favorite Drink: Orange Juice
Looks like: I have hair a little longer than my shoulder that is blonde/brown and have brown/grayish eyes
Hobbies: Swimming, riding my bicycle, fishing, writing, and probably more that's too much to name!
I'm not too interesting, but I love a lot of ships that come in plenty of varieties:
Remus Lupin/Sirius Black (My all time favorite!)
Hermione Granger/Harry Potter
Hermione Granger/Tom Riddle Jr. (not Voldemort, though, only attractive and young Tom Riddle!)
Lily Evans/James Potter
Nathan Petrelli/Peter Petrelli (BROYAY!!)
Gabriel Gray/Peter Petrelli
Matt Parkman/Ted Sprague
Claire Bennet/West Rosen
Isaac Mendez/Eden McCain
Mohinder Suresh/Eden McCain
Hiro Nakamura/Ando Masahashi
Micah Sanders/Molly Walker
Niki Sanders/DL Hawkins
Charlie Andrews/Hiro Nakamura (awww)
(And just for kicks: Sylar/Cockroach and Sylar/Mr. Muggles)
Adam Monroe/Peter Petrelli (sometimes)
Mohinder Suresh/Matt Parkman
Gregory House/James Wilson
Allison Cameron/Robert Chase
Jack/Jack (I really, REALLY loved episode Captain Jack Harkness XD)
Obi-Wan Kenobi/Qui-Gon Jinn
Han Solo/Leah Amidala
Brothers & Sisters:
Scotty Wandell/Kevin Walker
Kevin Walker/Jason McCallister
Kitty Walker/Robert McCallister
Rebecca Harper/Justin Walker
Robert McCallister/Jason McCallister
Robert McCallister/Justin Walker
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS:
Is your name actually Julia?
Yes, it is. My full name is Julia Virginia Kerns. People call me just Julie or Jules. I love all three of them! Oh, and I must mention another nickname that people have taken a liking to: JuKe. Not like Juke Box, but like the first two letters of Julia and the first two letters of Kerns, and it's pronounced Joo-Kay :D
Will you write a story with me?
OF COURSE. No matter who you are, writing stories with people or FOR people always is fun. Always.
Is Remus/Sirius your OTP?
Uh-huh, DEFINITELY. Seeing that almost my entire profile is LITTERED with puppy love, it is my OTP.
What was your favorite Harry Potter book?
Definitely Prisoner of Azkaban. So much Marauder love in there :D. Marauders are SO fun to write. Many people don't like PoA because there is no 'real fight scene' or simply 'there was no Voldemort'.
Who's your favorite Harry Potter character?
Absolutely without a doubt, Remus. He's so lovely to write and is simply so bookish... I love nerds.
Who in Harry Potter do you relate to the most?
Again, Remus. His overall behavior for one thing - and definitely his love of chocolate! I do think that I may be the person in the world who loves chocolate the most.
Who in Heroes is your favorite character?
Hiro!! Such an optimistic attitude, and he is simply ADORABLE. Such a cute little Asian boy. Not Future-Hiro, though... shudders
Moony or Mooney?
I go by things in the books, so Moony. In the books, they never call him Mooney. And honestly, I think it looks weird. I know it was Mooney in the movie, but excuse me, it's the movie - not the actual book.
If I met you over the Internet, will you meet me?
Yes! Of course. If I get to know you well enough. I have several Internet-Buddies that I've met before, and it was extremely fantastic!
To you, what does Remus look like?
Remus, I think, is pale and thin. Not too thin - and not muscly. I think he has amber eyes and tawny/sandy hair. Not completely blond and not completely brown. He has those two famous scars across his face (which I mention in most of my stories) and scars on the rest of him too. They don't fade, of course. What I think is definitely UNRemus is Makeup!Remus, HomeworkHomeworkHomework!Remus, French!Remus, Italian!Remus, Sexy!Remus, Wild!Remus, Lazy!Remus, Crybaby!Remus, Sexbomb!Remus LongLongLongHair!Remus, Emo!Remus, HiddenTalent!Remus, Girly!Remus, GayWithAnyoneElse!Remus, Gambling!Remus.
To you, what does Sirius look like?
Well, I do think that Sirius is muscly. Pale, too. People who make Sirius tan - where would he get the tan from? Family vacations to the beach? Sunbathing by the lake? I think he is pale. Not white, not rosy, pale. He has black hair that isn't longer than his shoulder. He doesn't wear eyeliner or lipstick or makeup. I do think that Emo!Sirius is rather odd. I think that he has gray eyes. Not blue, green, or as some people say he has - brown. That's not Sirius. I don't think he has black eyes, either, though. What I don't think Sirius is, however, is: Girly!Sirius, Manly!Sirius, LadiesLadiesLadies!Sirius, ISleepWithAnythingThatMoves!Sirius, ConstantlyDrunk!Sirius, Dumb!Sirius, ForiegnLanguage!Sirius, Romantic!Sirius, LongLongLongHair!Sirius, HiddenTalent!Sirius, Shy!Sirius. There. I think that covers it all.
Where do you get your inspiration from?
Random household objects... actual real life experiences... dreams... changing original plots into twisty and hang-onto-you plots... other books. Like, brownie batter. Such a fun prompt! Or, if you've ever gotten stuck in the rain with someone. Cliche, but not if you make it different! Like my story, I Thought We Did. :D
What kind of music do you listen to?
My friend V is my outlet to new music. I really love Weezer, 80s music, Acceptance, Augustana, All-American Rejects, Bond, Soundtracks, Harry and The Potters, Groove Coverage, Imogen Heap, Black Eyed Peas, Goo Goo Dolls, Keane, Tatu, Panic! At The Disco, Vanessa Carlton, Daniel Powter, Petshop Boys, Phantom Planet, Tal Bachman, Tripod, The Killers, Bitter Sweet, Nickelback, Dashboard Confessional, Snow Patrol, The Postal Service, Mika, Rogue Wave, Happatai, Gunther, Madonna, Semisonic, MorningWood, Ima Robot, Blue October, The Delays, Blink182, Coldplay, Maroon 5, Coconut Records, The Bravery, Lily Allen, HelloGoodbye, Plain White Tees, The Films, Garbage, AFI, Rufus Wainwright, She Wants Revenge, The 88, Muse, Eve 6, Brendan Benson, HIM, The Sunshine Undergound, Kate Nash, Death Cab For Cutie, Landon Pigg, Gregory and the Hawk, Amy Adams, Flight of the Conchords, CSS, Michael Buble, The Pipettes, Draco and the Malfoys, Ginny and the Weasleys, Ingrid Michaelson, The Weepies, Sara Bareilles, and probably lots more. Just talk to me about some :D
What was your favorite story that you wrote?
That's really hard... I had lots of fun writing The Fire In Your Eyes. And Black Quest, that's for sure! Belong to Nowhere was extreme fun... and We Could Be Heroes. How To Make Bubbles Amusing was fun... and Maybe Divination Isn't That Bad... perhaps I Thought We Did... oh, I can't choose!
Your favorite Heroes episode?
Oooh. I loved Genesis and Don't Look Back. I LOVED Hiros. And Unexpected was totally awesome (go Peter!)... Homecoming was GREAT! And so was Six Months Ago. Company Man was excellent, but so was How To Stop An Exploding Man. Also really hard!! But how great was Powerless?
How do you feel about incest?
Hm. Well, yes, it is a bit odd. Considering that it is your family, after all, but I have to say that Petrellicset is truly making incest excellent. :D You won't find me shipping George with Fred or Molly with Bill or James with Harry or something along those lines... But with Nathan and Peter I must say that as brothers, they really are touchy. :D And don't even get started with me on Wincest! :D
Who's your favorite House character?
Wilson. He's just so adorable and I think he relates with me a lot. :D Other than that, I love House (who doesn't?) and I have taken a liking to Thirteen :)
MY THING ABOUT WRITING:
I love giving out advice, so I'm here for you if have questions or need help! I don't mind giving people story ideas and not taking credit for them!
I love funny disclaimers.
I absolutely ADORE stories where Sirius comforts Remus or vice-versa. I love slash-comforting stories. And protecting stories... those are adorable.
I love slash, and that's why my slogan is: Slash, because we just can't keep canon straight (I have a shirt that says that:D)
I'm really a very nice person. I review every story I read with always something nice to say.
I love editing stories, so if you need a beta, here I am!
I love it when I can write for someone or if someone writes for me.
Writing with people is SUPER fun in my eyes, so ask if you wanna write together.
Good grammar is a must...
I'll take any requests from anybody for a story of a ship that I can write.
While I enjoy reviews in a good light (who doesn't:D) I don't mind flames or constructive criticism as long as you're nice about it. I want to grow in my writing style and learning from others that have more experience is something that I'm open to. But if someone even dares to review going: It's not canon, you idiot! or Remus/Tonks! or Stop the slash! I will have to resort to no anonymous reviews, something I would hate to do - because half of the reviewers out there are anonymous - I even used to be before I got an account myself.
INFORMATION ABOUT MY COMMUNITY:
Hello! I'm glad to say that I added a community to my records recently, known as the 'The Best of Harry Potter Oneshots'. In this you may include oneshots and twoshots of any pairing. Everybody loves a oneshot. Include drabbles, because they're oneshots too, and imperfect drabbles. Anything with only one or two chapters. You can include your own works, of course. If you need help with how to put stories in the community, just message me at this profile for help. You just find a story that's a well-written oneshot or twoshot and on the bottom, instead of reviewing, scroll on the little bar and choose 'add to C2 Community'. For further questioning contact me. I sent out a staff note to anybody who reviewed my own oneshots, because I don't know necessarily who to turn to. But I hope that my staff will help me by telling their fanfiction friends to subscribe so more people can join. Thanks!
OTHER WAYS TO CONTACT ME:
My LiveJournal is JuliaKerns5
I'm on Myspace, so see me there!
My other site is a blog site, so visit me at Xanga under the name of JuliaKerns5.
My AIM screenname is JuliexCoolie :D (new as of June 2008) Feel free to talk to me :)
That's all you need to know, so I have two letters and a symbol for you:
Love to all,
JULIA :D ;O :P