Author has written 14 stories for Twilight.
Hello, my name is Llama Mama!
The first thing you all need to know about me is that I'm very lazy. Ridiculously so. Therefore if you REALLY want something updated, you have to yell (type quite loudly) at me. Threats are particularly amusing! (I can't even count the number of times people have threatened to send strange animals after me...and somehow it makes me feel like updating!)
I am a strange person. Like really stange. My stories are almost all ridiculous-roll-on-the-floor-with-laughter kinda things. It amazes me how many other people out there also have crazy senses of humor.
My alltime favorite books are the Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer. All of my fanfictions will probably be about that.
Enjoy my humble works! Go Llamas!
Update: August 26th, 2011 - Hello everyone! I know, it's been a LONG time! I've been super-busy with school lately, and I'd be lying to you if I told you it would get better anytime soon. HOWEVER! I'm going to TRY to find time to write more. I had over 150 reviews and messages stored up in my fanfic email account, and they're all very inspiring, so hopefully I can start updating things in the near-ish future. But first, I'm re-posting edited versions of some of my older stories. I know I have lots of errors in them, and I'll work on new stuff after I get the old ones fixed.
Also, I've had several messages asking me if people could translate my stories into other languages, and instead of replying to everyone, I'll just say here : I'm HONORED that anyone would like to take the time to translate my stories, so I give anyone permission to translate, as long as you cleary state that they were written by me. Thank you very much to my faithful fans, and I hope I can give you something new to laugh about soon. Ish.
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