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Author has written 6 stories for Torchwood, Doctor Who, Smallville, Supernatural, Man From UNCLE, and NCIS.
This world is full, so full of crashing bores. And I must be one, 'Cos no one ever turns to me to say "Take me in your arms, Take me in your arms, And love me."
Bonjour! My pen name is DT-RH-JA-JB. This stands for (and please don't laugh!) David Tennant, Richard Hammond, Jensen Ackles, John Barrowman.
I also like other boys besides the one I've already listed off (but if I added all of their initials my pen name would look oh so daft.)
TV Shows I Love: Perfect Strangers, Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased), Takin' Over the Asylum, Doctor Who, Top Gear, House, Bones, Boston Legal, Dark Angel, Smallville, Supernatural, Scrubs (first few seasons), Big Shots, How I Met You Mother, Alias, Pushing Daisies, Torchwood, NCIS, 24, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Friends, Three's Company, Hooperman, Three's a Crowd, The Class, Andromeda, The 4400, The Tudors, Charmed, The Big Bang Theory, Reaper, Battlestar Galactica, Lois & Clark the New Adventures of Superman, Rescue Me, Six Feet Under, Castle, Quantum Leap, The Twilight Zone, Richard Hammond's Blast Lab, The Man From U.N.C.L.E., Dollhouse, The Invisibles, Justified, The Shield, Deadwood, True Blood, Dexter and I'll add more as I think of them.
Mini-Series: Doctor Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, Blackpool (Viva Blackpool: USA alternative title), Casanova, Secret Smile, State of Play, Cape Wraith (Medowlands: USA Alternative title), and Whistleblowers .
Movies: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, Second Sight, The Langoliers, Stay Tuned, Walk the Line, Lords of Dogtown, The Ron Clarke Story, Dreamscape, Spider-Man 1-3 (+ most other marvel movies), Pool Hall Junkies, Blade, Doctor Who: The Infinite Quest, Demolition Man, Noises Off, Suicide Kings, Rocky Horror, Repo! The Genetic Opera, V for Vendetta, Scream 2, and LA Without a Map.
Music: Queen, Freddie Mercury, David Bowie, Robbie Williams, John Lennon, The Beatles, The Killers, Blondie, Morrissey, She Wants Revenge, White Stripes, Kylie Minouge, Katy Perry and John Barrowman.
Comedians: Eddie Izzard, Denis Leary, David Bowie (watch his interviews)
Any other information is available upon request.
Thing for the Profile
WHETHER IT'S BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES, OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE!! ...if you agree, put this in your profile.
If you're freaking sick of all the Martha/Doctor fics, copy and paste this onto your profile page.
If you are one of the wise ones that knew Rose would return BEFORE IT WAS REVEALED OUR HOPES AND DREAMS WOULD COME TRUE, copy and paste this.
If you've ever lost someone (dogs and hamsters count) you loved, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed a door that said pull or vice versa, copy this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people, PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile.
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There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.
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When she married Mr. Right, she didn't know his first name was Always.
If you consider yourself a WRITER rather than just an AUTHOR, put this in your profile. Writers put emotion into their work. Authors do it for the money.
If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.
Don’t look at me with that tone of voice.
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Funny Things to Do in an Elevator
1.When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2.Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3.Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4.Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5.Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7.Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8.Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment.
9.Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10.Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11.Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12.Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13.Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14.When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
15.Swat at flies that don't exist.
16.Tell people that you can see their aura.
17.Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.
18.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
20.Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
21.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22.Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
23.Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
26.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"
I seem to spend my life just waiting for the chorus. 'Cause the verse is never nearly good enough...