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Joined 01-06-07, id: 1189809, Profile Updated: 11-21-07
Author has written 7 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

hello there

im kalie well duh look at my pen name

i absolutly love twilight and theres nothing you can do about it

this is my first time to fanfictio.net

i love writing. i write best when im pissed or angry

just beacause i have a short attention span doesnt mean... 'look! shiny!'

ha ha im sorta a dork

la la oh hi how long have you been standing there.

i have a terible memory and i lose my train of thought easly

im the worlds biggest klutz in the world

just yesterday i triped over a wire and i scraped my knee


my favorite colors aqua blue and black and pink

i love being sarcastic

well thats it

email me!!!

or im me


kalie bo balieee


more about me

. . About You . .
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 54
Favorite Color: black
Screen Name: kaliebobalieee
Favorite Band: panic!at the disco
Favorite Movie: when a stranger calls
Favorite Show: house md
Your Car: must be invisable
Your Hometown: is atlanat
Your Present Town: is dallas
Your Crushes First Name:samm
Your Grade: 9
Your Style: prep
. . Have You Ever . .
Sat on your rooftop?: no. ive sat on stephanies roof though
Kissed someone in the rain?: no
Danced in a public place?: yes
Smiled for no reason?: yes...
Laughed so hard you cried?: yess
Peed your pants after age 8?: no
Written a song?: yes it sucked beond reasoning
Sang to someone for no reason?: yeah it scared the crap out of the person
Performed on a stage?: yes
Talked to someone you don't know?: yes
Gone out of your way to befriend someone?: yes
Made out in a theatre?: no
Gone roller skating since 8th grade?: no cant say i have..
Been in love?: yes..
. . Who was the last person to . .
Say HI to you?: asime
Tell you, I love you?: ...
Kiss you?: ...
Hug you?: my mom
Tell you BYE?: asime
Write you a note?: leslie
Take your photo?: my om
Call your cell phone?: jennifer
Buy you something?: ...idk
Go with you to the movies?: sarah debus
Sing to you?: ..
Write a poem about you?: ...
Text message you?: victoria
Touch you?: ..
. . What's the last . .
Time you laughed?: when reading crouching vampire hidden leaves
Time you cried?: last night
Movie you watched?: uhhh... miss. congenality 2
Joke you told?: i dont tell jokes
Song you've sang?: collide
Time you've looked at the clock?: right now
Drink you've! had?: root beer
Number you've dialed?: mydad
Book you've read?: ...summer share cape cod style
Food you've eaten?: ramon noodles
Flavor of gum chewed?: i dont like gum
Shoes you've worn?: my bercanstokes
Store you've been in?: abercrombie
Thing you've said?: somthing in french
. . Can You . .
Write with both hands?: no
Whistle?: yes
Blow a bubble?: with wat gum?
Roll your tounge in a circle?: yes
Cross your eyes?: yes
Touch your tounge to your nose?: no my tonges not that long
Dance?: kinda
Gleek? sure.. why not.
Stay up a whole night without sleep?: yes
Speak a different language?: kinda
Impersonate someone?: no
Prank call people?: yes
Make a card pyramid?: no
Cook anything?: with or without setting it on fire?
. . Finish The Line . .

I wish ...: someone would like me
So many people don't! know that ...ima dancer
I am ...: okay
My heart is ...: pure


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New Beginning by don'teatmycookie reviews
Bella uses Edward's laptop to start a journal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 128,459 - Reviews: 1730 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 879 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 1/31/2008
Know Your Stars: Twilight Series by Ghosts in the Snow reviews
A know your stars type story. If you've ever wondered what the characters of the Twilight series wouldn't EVER do, look no further. WARNING: Sever OOCness, sever character bashing, and totally awkward WTF moments inside!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 38,022 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Blood Lust by NeoGirl1704 reviews
We catch up with Bella Swan 25 years after she last saw Edward Cullen. She is a new person, has a new life, a new man, and shares a nightclub, Blood Lust, with her new coven. Everything seems to be perfect, yet nothing is what it seems. ::.NO ECLIPSE.::
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,845 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 1/6/2007
Couldn't let go by foreverinlove17 reviews
Edward couldn’t bear to leave Bella alone in the woods, like he did at the beginning of New Moon. Instead he runs back to her only minutes after saying his goodbye, and they leave Forks to avoid the suspicion of Charlie and the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,585 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 12/20/2006
Before and After by bellamente reviews
Starts where New Moon left off. My take on Eclipse disregarding the first chapter found in the New Moon Special Edition. Now complete! sequel coming out soon!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 70,912 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Complete
Injected by Tasty Burgers reviews
How she got it? What it is? No one knows, not even Carlisle. But he does know that as it spreads through her body, it is hollowing her out. In the end she will be nothing but a shell. Empty. How will Bella get out of this one? Can Edward save her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,126 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/9/2007 - Published: 1/30/2007
Yay, Edward by xXnumbertwoXx reviews
Crackfic/Edward-bash. Edward suffers the worst birthday ever when Bella discovers the wonders of caffeinated soda.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Complete
Start of Eternity by ECgal reviews
this picks up a few months after New Moon left off. Its just some of my ideas of what might happen. My first fanfic so let me know what you think!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2007
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summer camp with the cullens reviews
bella and the cullens go to camp in the woods. what will happen? happens in the summer after twilight and bella has just gotten her cast off. i no the summer sucks but it is good. no flams please and thank you R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/23/2007 - Published: 1/16/2007
A pearls before swine cartoon that i thought fit alice perfect. R&R
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3/4/2007
CANCER! reviews
OMG what if bella had lymphonic lykemia? hmm read to find out! R&R NO FLAMES!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/4/2007
harrypotter ponders about harrypotter reviews
ok sheer stupidity out of sheer boredness. its a oneshot so dont ask for more. okzayy theres only room for 2 characters on that list thingy but me and ron are on there to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
ivory keys reviews
this is about a vampire named delia who falls for edward. but does he love her back? ok i know the summary sucks but it is a good story. the first chapter is a better summary! R&R plz and thanks!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1/28/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007
book report on twilight reviews
ok i know this kinda sucks but i had to have a book report on afictional book and i picked twiilight i had someone tell me it was very good so i put it up here. its just like explaning twilight nothing new. ok? ok. weve got that down
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
running out of time reviews
edwards pov on the race in phoenix.. well that basically explains it. R&R! no flams plz and thank you!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/17/2007 - Published: 1/16/2007