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Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter.

Name: Kimberly (I prefer to be called Kim)

Age: old enough :P

Gender: Male, of course! -prods name and then "likes" below-

Likes: fanfiction, books, annoying the hell out of people, sarcasm n_n

Dislikes: Mary Sues, OOCness if not in a completely AU story, slash, waking up early, geometry, warm milk, posers, hypocrites (errr. xD)

Fandoms: Eragon (I actually like that better than HP, but I don't think I can write good fanfic for it), Harry Potter, Twilight (I can't stand Bella, though O.O), practically everything by Meg Cabot (Pants on Fire NEEDS its own category), His Dark Materials (I want a daemon xD), Artemis Fowl, Alex Rider (if only he were a few years older ... -sigh-)

Also, I like a few other random, smaller fandoms like, say, A Great And Terrible Beauty. Those are just the main ones. ESPECIALLY Eragon. (Or rather, the Inheritance Cycle. I can't stand Eragon himself as a character. Let's hope Brisingr will change that.)

Favorite Characters:

Inheritance Cycle - MURTAGH!! ... Arya, Nasuada, Morzan, Selena, Horst (don't ask)

Harry Potter - the main characters (basically, H, G, R, and Hr), Lucius Malfoy, Bellatrix, the Marauders - even Peter (and especially Remus!), Tonks, all the Weasleys (ALL), Kingsley, Umbridge (I love how horrible she is :3), Voldemort, Greyback

Twilight - Carlisle, JACOB! (pokes "Remus" up there in HP fave characters--I've got a thing for werewolves xD) Embry, Jared, Claire, Laurent, Irina, Garrett, Nessie

Meg Cabot's books (I'm just going to start listing from random books of hers and you can figure out which are which if you feel like it) - Paul (Slater), Jesse, Marco, Rob, Michael, Boris, CeeCee, JP, Scott, Lance, TOMMY FREAKING SULLIVAN :D ... Zach, Jess (Mastriani), and I'm too lazy to think of any others

His Dark Materials - Lyra, Will, Tony Costa, Farder Coram, Iorek Byrnison

Artemis Fowl - little Arty himself, Holly, Foaly, No 1, Jon Spiro, Loafers (he was frickin hilarious xD)

Alex Rider - Alex, Wolf, Yassen, Jack, those random Australian SAS kids with the weird (nick)names, Nile

Favorite Pairings:

Inheritance Cycle - Murtagh/Arya, Murtagh/Nasuada, Murtagh/OC, Roran/Katrina, Eragon/Nasuada, and Eragon/Arya is okay only if it's plausible and well-written

Harry Potter - all canon (with the awful exception of Lily and James - rofl, kidding, I don't think I've met anyone who dislikes the LJ pairing :P), D/Hr, D/G, SB/OC and RL/OC marauders era, H/LL, N/LL

Twilight - Jacob/Nessie is my all-time favorite. Then Alice/Jasper. I don't mind the rest. Yes, even Bella/Edward -makes face-

Meg Cabot's books, His Dark Materials, Alex Rider - all canon pairings (as in, what the books have)

Artemis Fowl - Arty/Holly, Arty/Minerva, Holly/Trouble, Trouble/Juliet, Angeline/Artemis Sr.

Types of Fanfic I Prefer:

Inheritance Cycle - M/N, M/A, M/OC, Book 3 ones, Murtagh and Eragon reconciling (no pairings - Murtagh/Eragon is gross ... slash and incest?! -.-) anything involving Murtagh that is well-written with a good plot, really :P.

Harry Potter - time travel, dark!Harry, Harry travels to alternate universe, next generation, LJ marauders era, RLOC stories

Twilight - PostBD N/J stories, BD missing scenes, Quil/Claire and other imprint stories, humor stories

Meg Cabot's books - I'm not even going to bother.

His Dark Materials - Gee, I really don't know. o.o

Artemis Fowl - Gee, I really don't know either. O.O xD Though I do enjoy AF/HP and AF/AR (BOTH NO SLASH, THE LATTER OF WHICH I HAVE FOUND PRACTICALLY NONE) crossovers. AF/Twilight is good, too. Artemis has that vampire smile, now make it a REAL vampire smile! xDD

Alex Rider - anything to do with Yassen or the SAS, or a little Alex :). Or more missions. No slash or "there's a beautiful perfect teen girl spying for the CIA/MI6" stories, though.


Hello, so, I'm Kim. I used to share this account with my two younger sisters, but only Clara (out of the two of them) writes fanfiction now. Any stories by her will say "By Clara" in the summary :). I haven't been very active on fanfiction lately due to completely losing interest for half a year or so, but I am trying to update some stories now. (Key word: trying)

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Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 269,602 - Reviews: 5721 - Favs: 6,363 - Follows: 7,972 - Updated: 3/9/2016 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Light in the Midst of Darkness by Kira Vulpes reviews
Murtagh's in for the darkest days of his life once he's captured by Galbatorix in the Urgal ambush. But can the female Tivittica show him that there's more to life than darkness and evil, even when he's surrounded on all sides by it?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 46,644 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 11/4/2007
The Right Hand Path by Sophiax reviews
Merope survives to raise her son, Tom Riddle. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 90,252 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 1,199 - Follows: 1,114 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Tom R. Jr., Merope G.
Broken by crosbyfan21 reviews
Alianna and Murtagh are getting married. The only problem? They can’t stand each other! Can they ever get over their differences, and see that maybe they aren't so bad after all?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 73,310 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 3/10/2007
Balance by roses and hello reviews
Charting Fleur's lack of enthusiasm about working for Gringotts, until she realises Bill Weasley works there too, and the couple dealing with wizard wartime.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,547 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Fleur D., Bill W. - Complete
The King's Slave by Mysteerya reviews
Murtagh struggles with his wavering allegiance amidst the dark secrets and schemes of King Galbatorix in the days and weeks shortly after the first battle with Surda. Reviews are desired.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,185 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Murtagh
10 Things by nikkiRA reviews
So I absolutely love reading these things, so here is my attempt at writing them. 10 things you never knew about the Harry Potter characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 54,113 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Circumstantial Consequence by Tarantella reviews
Somber Resplendence Sequel:: After a bloody betrayal, Alycie and Murtagh are taken captive by the traitors. They struggle to survive as they are dragged across the Hadarac to Urû'baen. But the desert holds more than just sand this time. MurtaghOC
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 64,938 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 2/10/2007
What's Left Unsaid by angel74 reviews
Ron and Hermione are worried about their best friend after everything that has happened. They decide to investigate whether or not Harry is truly "fine" at the Dursleys. What they discover was worse than they ever expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,125 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Bitter Reunion by swim freak 9000 reviews
I have returned from the dead to complete this story. Murtagh/OC - what happens when Murtagh realizes he has a daughter.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,477 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Murtagh
Repercussions by Emmy-loo reviews
Alex Rider wants desperately to be normal. But when his class witnesses something they shouldn't, he has to deal with the consequences as well as prepare for a major storm that's brewing.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,344 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Complete
Forgive and Forget by PanthersFan14 reviews
Two brothers once friends, now enemies. Can they get past their differences and reconcile? And can they face what is yet to come?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,525 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Complete
Scales Of Our Time by Remember The Darkness reviews
ch21 So Far: She has found her name, her dragon, and her past, but will she be able to insure Alagasia's future as she teams up with the enemy?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,905 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 4/1/2007
Harry Potter and the Dream Come True by grand admiral chelli reviews
After a gross miscalculation by the Dark Lord, James Potter is alive and well again, and having the time of his life as he, Sirius, and Harry take Hogwarts by storm! Year 5 AU fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 252,873 - Reviews: 2386 - Favs: 2,050 - Follows: 1,563 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 5/19/2003 - Harry P., James P.
When Worlds Collide by FallOutBoyOwnsMySoul reviews
When a girl from earth falls into the world of Alagaesia, Murtagh has to cope with trying to get her home without getting both her and himself killed while, at the same time, finding a way to free himself from his bonds with Galbatorix - FINALLY UPDATED!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,060 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/6/2008 - Published: 3/19/2007
Darcie's Destiny by LadyMalfoyx reviews
A princess locked in her rooms her entire life is suddenly thrown into the world of dragons and magic. What happens when she meets a man she's known of her entire life yet never seen by her until he returns from battle? MurtaghOC . BETTER SUMMARY INSIDE
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 43,531 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Complete
Empire, Eridor and Ending by Aeronnen reviews
The Empire has lost the Battle of the Burning Plains, but the Black King plots his revenge. All the free people of Alagaesia must fight for their freedom. The elves are abroad once more, the dwarves fight, the Varden are ready to invade. Who will prevail?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 68 - Words: 355,188 - Reviews: 1195 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Complete
Blindsided by secretdiary reviews
ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It's the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,254 - Reviews: 1136 - Favs: 4,663 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Inheritance Character Correction University by Wokmistress reviews
Sure the characters are cardboard, but what happens when Harry Potter and LotR characters try to teach them to be good characters? [ERAGON PARODY]
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,428 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 9/9/2007
Unforeseen Affections by Waltzin Atlanta reviews
After the Burning Plains, Murtagh allows Eragon and Arya to attempt to release him from the oaths he swore to Galbatorix. As they work together, unexpected feelings and relationships blossom. MurtaghxArya, EragonxNasuada—DISCONTINUED.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,595 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Murtagh, Arya
The Curse of Memory by The Sun Also Rises reviews
I try not to remember. It hurts too much. I'm dying inside, but no one will ever see.....I won't let them. Arya ponders her life through her journal. ON HIATUS as of 3/15/08!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,103 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 7/19/2007
Black on White by alsdssg reviews
It began when Murtagh and Arya have a conversation in an inn on Dras Leona just before the fight at Helgrind. So much more happened after that. MurtaghArya and EragonNasuada, implied MurtaghNasuada and EragonArya, at least in the beginning.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 95,422 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 12/6/2006
Time Turner Troubles by DOTMW reviews
COMPLETED! When a wayward spell destroys their father's Order of Merlin, The Potter and Weasley kids go back in time to fix it only to get lost and run into Order of the Pheonix two years before Voldemort's Defeat...HPXGW, RWXHG RLXNT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,242 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Complete
Why Canon and Fanon Don't Mix by alsdssg reviews
What happens when Eragon and his friends come across a Mary Sue fan fic? Why, pure chaos, that's what. Please R & R.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 88,739 - Reviews: 1143 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 1/16/2007
The Great Disappointment by Mental Gear reviews
The characters from the Eragon book go to see the film of Eragon…with hilarious results! All Chapters Added!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,637 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Complete
Tongue of Silver, Voice of Gold by Haladflire65 reviews
Edited. A collection of stories about our favourite bookbinder, storyteller, and robber.
Inkheart - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007
Untitled by RosaLui reviews
PostSeries. The war is over, and King Galbatorix is dead. But for one defeated Dragon Rider, the triumph of the Varden means nothing but imprisonment.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,930 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/8/2007 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Murtagh - Complete
Taize by Sirusi reviews
Taize has been a slave in Galbatorix's palace for most of her life. Somehow she escapes, only to realize that the fate of the last dragon egg in all of Alagaesia rests in her hands... T for language - I do love my swearing.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,006 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Complete
The King's Fool by Pagliacci reviews
An unusual perspective on certain things. Life at the court of UruBaen through the eyes of Galbatorix’s jester.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,702 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/6/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
Haunted by Jess.91 reviews
Kind of AU. Harry's still dealing with his losses, with his fight, picking up the pieces. Andromeda can't face her grandson, can't love him. Can Harry make a life for himself and an orphan boy from what's left? HPGW. TLVW later.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 49,356 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Up Where We Belong by Ceposorian Goddess reviews
Nasuada struggles. Warning: attempted suicide
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Complete
Evergreen by Niham reviews
Murtagh is sent to kill Nasauda, but instead he frees himself of Galbatorix's control. Now Nausauda has to convince the Varden, elves, and dwarves that he's good. Can she pull it off with help of the dragons? Murtagh x Nasauda
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 41,179 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 12/9/2006
When Two worlds Collide by Matsuoka Eriru reviews
Harry Potter Eragon crossover.Eragon finds an egg thinks it's a stone looses it and it rolls into Harry's life.Who will it hatch for?Harry, or Ginny?Maybe both!HG,RHr rated for future violence, death, swearing, and romantic scenes!R&R please!Nothin graphi
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,759 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Murtagh by Namine3419 reviews
What happened to the young man after he left the castle and met up with the new Rider? A story of a tortured past, opening up to knew friends and adventures. Rating may change
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,411 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 7/22/2007
I Will Not Speak of Hypocrisy With You by Tris'sLightningQuill reviews
I had many hours to perfect those arguments with my mother... Arya agnsting over Islanzadi's closedmindedness, her antagonisim over her daughter wanting to join the Varden. totally NOT as petty as it sounds! please R&R!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Complete
Charming Wizards by roses and hello reviews
[Oneshot] Upon the discovery of a certain interesting book left in Ron's room, Ginny sets off to charm herself a wizard. PostDH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Pale Hope by Namine3419 reviews
After the battle of the Burning Plans, Murtagh must return to Uru'baen and Galbatorix's wrath. However, in the tiny town of Furnost, he meets a young girl that could change his and all of Alagaesia's fate forever. MurtaghXOC
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 109,840 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Complete
Real World by alsdssg reviews
Young Eragon, Roran, and Katrina sit around and daydream about what they want to be. Set preEragon.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Complete
Blood, Bond and Scales by RosylaGypsy reviews
[AU] PreEragon, No slash: Young Eragon is on his first hunting trip. However, he gets a lot more than he bargained for when he finds a black haired boy lying injured in the woods.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,714 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 12/29/2006
I Tried by Pureblood Status reviews
A story about the night Galbatorix's dragon died. He tried so hard, but sometimes that's not good enough.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Complete
PI DAY by formerlyknownasone reviews
YES, I am refering to that mathematical symbol in math. Pi. Today is Pi Day, and Draco Malfoy is glad of it. DMHG oneshot. Read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Morzan's Curse by Tori of Lorien reviews
After collapsing from the scar on his back, Murtagh finds himself under the care of his brother and Arya. Both Galbatorix and Eragon are working to solve the mysteries of Morzan's scar... and learn it's horrible secret.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,803 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Complete
How to Make Murtagh Crazier by alsdssg reviews
Poor Murtagh. He was just sitting around minding his own business when my friend and I decided to wreak havoc on Alagaesia. Will Murtagh or anyone else get away with their sanity? Probably not, but it'll be fun watching them try.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,246 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/30/2007 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Complete
Traveling Dangers by Masterarcher reviews
Murtagh and Eragon run in to trouble on the way to the Vardan. Read author note inside. Friendship fic! NO Slash!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,844 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/22/2007 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Murtagh, Eragon S.
Babylon by alsdssg reviews
Morzan x Selena. Morzan ponders and regrets what he did to Murtagh and Selena. Better than it sounds. Please R & R.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Complete
The Witch Weekly Quiz by Rita Skeeter by formerlyknownasone reviews
Draco takes a really stupid quiz. Involving Hermione. A DMHG oneshot. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 71 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Why Galbatorix is Lame by alsdssg reviews
Title is pretty selfexplanitory. I wrote it when I was bored so please don't take it as an insult to Eragon.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 32 - Words: 37,502 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 7/28/2006
I Am Not a Eunuch by alsdssg reviews
Eragon and Murtagh have a conversation concerning Eragon's affection for Arya. Takes place sometime after they reach the Varden in Eragon.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Essay on the Polyjuice Potion by formerlyknownasone reviews
Draco attempts to write an essay for Potions, but ends up writing rubbish to fill in spaces... And about a certain someone. DMHG oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
13 Myths About Hogwarts That Needs To Be Corrected by formerlyknownasone reviews
The title says it all. Read this, and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Complete
When Fangirls Attack by cyberwolf971 reviews
It seemed to be a normal normal day for Murtagh until someone screamed... Oneshot
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Complete
Things You Will Never Know About Draco Malfoy by alsdssg reviews
Malfoy writes a letter to his father he has no intention of owling him after the battle with Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Complete
Girl's Night! by Nicole11 reviews
SEX! SEX! SEX!... kinda. This is a short story about Hermione, Lavender, Parvati, and Ginny having a sleepover. Boys come and they all play a little game of truth or dare. The first question, who did everyone lose their virginity too?!?!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/28/2003
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Returning to Life reviews
AU PostGoF James is alive. Contains a lot of horrible cliches. Chapter Nine: Sarcastic Snake Things and Revelations: Harry meets a new acquaintance, if it can be called that, and James finally learns some things about his son's past. Rating to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,840 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 1/10/2007 - James P., Harry P.
Starting Over in a New World reviews
The final battle is over, but the only survivors are Harry and Neville. The two disguise themselves as twins and travel to an alternate universe to start over. Voldemort is still alive and well, something Harry doesn't agree with. AU, undergoing revision.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,288 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Harry P., Neville L.
The Diaries of a Siriusly Insane Ravenclaw reviews
I'm Daniella Emberson, and I'm a 7th year Ravenclaw with a sick and twisted mind. I don't know WHY I'm in Ravenclaw. Ravenclaws are supposed to be smart, and it was NOT smart to start fancying Sirius Black...wait, you did NOT just hear that, OK? SBOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,289 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 3/23/2007 - OC, Sirius B.
The Marauders' First Year at Hogwarts reviews
Before Peter's betrayal. Before Sirius's unfair imprisonment. Before James's death. Before Remus's long period of loneliness. Before the Order of the Phoenix. The story of how four different boys became friends and Marauders. MWPP era by Clara.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,644 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Sirius B., James P.
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