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Joined 01-07-07, id: 1190353, Profile Updated: 05-10-11
Author has written 23 stories for Naruto, Drakengard, Harry Potter, Death Note, and Haruhi Suzumiya series.

LightningHunter: Being a dick on this site since 2007 (or late 2006, if you count lurking time).


Update News:

Hey. Just wanted to tell you I'm nearly done with my exams, so you guys can expect to see updates again, and maybe a new fic or two, not all of them humour/parodies (shocking, I know).

Oh, and by the way, I'm nowadays frequently found on Hawk's The Fanfiction Forum, found here: http://z14.invisionfree.com/The_Fanfiction_Forum/index.php?act=idx (You'll have to register to see anything).

Pending rewrites- Elementary is gonna get its full rewrite after I finish it. Same for RoD, which is nearly finished itself. NM is written mostly alright, and IJ will see a rewrite after the current plotline finishes.


The Epic History of LightningHunter

Let's see. I first discovered fanfiction in late 2006. The first fic I ever read was a high school fic, which sadly, I have never found again, although I spent many hours searching for it just so I could flame it to shit.

My first fic was the incredibly terrible piece of shit known as Naruto the Grey. A horribly cliched piece of crap, it was a crossover between Naruto and LotR, with Gandalf raising Naruto as a kid. Despite the fact it was horrible, it was very well received, because this was when pieces of shit like this were just becoming popular. I followed this up with another piece of shit called Lord of Swords, another fucking crossover, this time with Final Fantasy X, except Auron didn't raise Naruto, he just sort of hung around as a guardian from afar. Once again, it was popular, despite being so goddamned bad.

I was practically churning out new fics at this point, to the extreme that I uploaded about four or five new stories in one day once. The New Yellow Flash, Selling Your Soul, Reaper of Death, Naruto Takes A Genin Squad, Toad Hermit all came out around this period, and only the last one is something I'm actually proud of. I'm the guy who first came up with the idea of Naruto following in Jiraiya's footsteps and becoming the next toad hermit, and I put this in a fanfic even before Kishimoto ever even hinted towards it. And don't give me that bullshit he planned it all along, it's fairly obvious he makes this shit up as he goes along.

It was around the end of 2007 when I started growing very cynical. I dipped into Drakengard, writing the very bleak fic Create a Paradise, or a Hell. I started LH's Parody, and although it later became more about jokes than just senseless murder, most of the comedy in the first two chapters is just the latter. Although it did create a negative image for me, as people started thinking I actually do fantasise about killing fanfic authors and attempt to plot out such attacks. I've said it once and I'll say it again. I don't actually believe in murdering people for a reason as silly as putting stupid stuff on the internet, because that's just about everyone.

And anyway, late 2007, I was reading my collection of Sherlock Holmes stories, and then it finally hit me. A Naruto based on Sherlock Holmes. Not a particularly powerful Naruto, but one who uses his wits to stay multiple steps ahead of his opponents. That was it, and slowly I began to write out the first chapter. Just to see if I wasn't making a big mistake, I actually made a preview chapter and uploaded it, something that actually helped, as it forced me to think about the future of the fic. Naruto would have to leave Konoha, not of his own choice, but he'd be forced to become a missing-nin. Tsunade would hate him. He forms a group of OCs, and this fic even made people rethink about hating OCs just because they're OCs. Sure, there were still stupid readers whose immediate reaction was "GRR OCS I DO NOT LIKE OCS WHY DONT YOU JUST STICK WITH KISHIMOTO'S CRAPPY ONE DIMENSIONAL CHARACTERS WHO BARELY GET ANY SCREENTIME AND ARE LIKE OCS ANYWAY?!?!!" but still, it worked well enough.

And so Elementary was born. My favourite fic I've ever written, and one I fully intend to see through to the end. It's the only fic I've ever written to reach 100 000 words, and I'm proud of it. If we think about fanfics as children, Elementary's my favourite that causes me to horribly neglect all the others, but I still don't care. My little dear Elementary's not like those retarded bastard stepchildren I've already disowned/ deleted from the site. Admittedly, the earlier chapters do have cliche moments and desperately need a rewrite, but otherwise, it still stands up quite well.

2008 was a pretty big year for me. It started with Two Sons Who Are Older Than You WTF! (a stupid name, I know) but amusingly, that's my most popular fic if you go by reviews per chapter. It kept comedy well catered for, especially with LH's Parody of Abused Naruto Fics, which was even funnier than LH's Parody. I started my first Harry Potter fic, Dirge of Cerberus, a fusion between HP and FFVII: DoC, and that was pretty popular as well. But more importantly, came two even more bigger fics.

I discovered that Quatreastrophe, author of the popular fic Invisibly Jaded had quit. Immediately I jumped upon the chance, and sent a message asking if I could take over, and Quatreastrophe agreed, and with a little help from DocX, I had everything I needed. There has been some trouble, I admit, as firstly, one major thing people hated about the original fic was Harry going back to his family after they neglected him as a kid, and secondly, in my first - and currently, only- rewrite, I screwed it up by making way too many stupid jokes. Still, it's going to finally break free in the next few chapters, so don't worry yourselves, things are finally gonna start fucking happening.

Newfound Memories was completely inspired by jbern's The Lie I've Lived. The guy's one of the best HP fanfic authors in the business, and also has the qualifications of being an actual published author in real life. The Lie I've Lived is all about Harry getting his father's memories, and Newfound Memories just takes that and goes yoink! Naruto's getting his father's memories. I've got no idea if jbern is actually aware of NM, but seriously, props to you, you're great.

Finally in 2008, I wrote Screaming For Vengeance. It bares the distinction of being the first story fic I've actually completed. And to complete that this year would have some more dark works, along came Zero.

2009 however was different. I disappeared for most of the beginning of the year, and there were barely any updates. Eventually I returned, but the only new fics I created was a Death Note parody and the considerably better Struggler.

And then came 2010. I absolutely made sure this would be a big year for parodies, starting with the final chapter of LH's Parody and then The Mystery of the Heart Attack. I disappeared for a bit again in the middle, due to exams, but not before I responded to KyuubiWindscar's challenge and started The Hunger of the Beast, my first attempt to step into the horror genre. Continuing parodies, there came The Shortest Banishment Fic Ever, LH's Parody of Self Insert Fics, and finally, How To Succeed As A Naruto Fanfiction Writer.

And what will happen in 2011? Let's see, boys and girls. Let's see.

-LightningHunter


The Many Tips and Tricks, as told by a somewhat average yet mildly interesting author (occasionally gets updated)

Tip Number One: Grammar. Spelling. Correct use of upper case and lower case. Paragraphs. Do you think people like seeing massive lumps of words crammed together? Do you think people like seeing incorrectly spelled words? Do you think people like reading words written like "i'M fUcKiNg StuPid, pLZ ReViW I hVE iSuses" and with no paragraphs?

Tip Number Two: No author notes in the middle of a fic, leave them for the beginning and end. That really breaks up the flow. It's okay if used in a comedy fic, but otherwise, no. And then, they shouldn't be in author note form, but as proper writing.

Tip Number Three: Bad spelling and grammar ruins a good story, but good spelling and grammar won't save a bad one. Ensure your idea is interesting and original.

Tip Number Four: Enjoy yourself. If you don't enjoy writing the fic, you'll think of it as a chore, and lack in updates. Yeah, that happens to me sometimes.

Tip Number Five: I know it's annoying when no one reviews, but urging people to review often comes across as pathetic. So try replying to reviews when you get a few, or put things in the authors notes to encourage people talking about the fic. And for that matter, bonus tip- don't write any of that "bad summary, read for yourself." I can't fucking stand that.

Tip Number Six: Try not to appeal to mindless masses. If you get some idiot screaming at you to make a certain pairing (seriously, when someone fills an entire paragraph just by repeating the pairing, ignore the wanker), or change your storyline for their sake, tell them to fuck off. But if they're not an idiot, and they're raising a valid point, think about it. And if you find yourself writing out of instinct, when the characters are directing you, and showing you how they'd act and react, that's good, and it's often a sign that you have a good fic going there.

Tip Number Seven: If you can't fucking write romance, don't do it. Seriously. I don't care how much you like a pairing or if you want to sucker in readers for it (which are the two common reasons), don't write romance unless you actually can. That's why I don't do it.

Tip Number Eight: Your writing style- it must be unique, for a start. I'm not looking to see impressions of authors, a writer's writing style must be as unique as a fingerprint. The only thing they should share is to be well written. That does mean use at least some detail.

Tip Number Nine: Adverbs. For the love of God, cut down on words which end in "-ly". It's fine to have a few, but don't try and lengthen out sentences and give a false impression of detail by using them.

Tip Number Ten: Show the reader, don't tell them. When writing, don't just make your words come out bland, especially if you're in an action scene. Action scenes are fast-paced and over quickly (and for that reason don't really work when writing fanfics about anime/manga which dedicate too much time to people standing around on the battlefield yelling). Don't detail every last step of the fight, that's just lame. When you talk about people's emotions, show that emotion, instead of just saying it. If they're angry, talk about gritted teeth and hands forming fists. If they're sad, talk about tears welling up in the eyes. Obviously, use some variation, and sometimes, even saying the emotion can work well.

Tip Number Eleven: Don't keep trying to replace the word "said". Said is a wonderful, wonderful word. People will ignore it and go straight to the dialogue. Other words distract from the dialogue. You can usually keep it just fine with mostly saids, a few replied or asked, and the occasional...I dunno, shouted/screamed/whatever.

Tip Number Twelve: Overuse of ellipses (...) and screen-cuts. This is mainly a problem because newbie writers see loads of other people do it and do it themselves. Even I've violated this rule horrifically in the past. Never just type in timeskip or flashback or later or at so-and-so's house or whatever, that's just shoddy writing. It's like putting author notes in the middle of a fic (which is also terrible, if I haven't mentioned it already). And too many ellipses just look ridiculous.

Tip Number Thirteen: If you want to easily spot faults in your writing, read it aloud. Obviously quietly, or even aloud in your head, especially if you've got kids in the house and you've just written your hardcore lemon fic, but just hear the words. You'll spot them. In fact, if you have written a lemon, you definitely want to read that aloud. No matter how sensual your "he went into her, then out of her, then into her again" seemed when you typed it, you'll notice it's not quite the same when heard. And you'll also notice that dialogue actually sounds better when there isn't a said or replied or asked or anything like that, so maybe sometimes saying who said what everytime when it's just the same two people talking isn't that necessary.

What's important when writing is to know your tools. But even more importantly, know when to use them. With great power comes great responsibility and all that.

Tip Number Fourteen: Admit it when you're writing it something badly. Sometimes maybe other people will say it's still good, but if you can't look at something you wrote maybe a year ago without cringing- good. The greatest ability of the fanfiction writer is to realise when they're writing shit. And it's all shit. Every fucking fanfic writer writes shit to some degree. What matters is your ability to improve. What matters is your ability to move on from that. As fanfic writers go, I'm probably mediocre at best. And you know what? I was a hell of a lot worse when I first showed up. I have improved. I'm not brilliant or great, but I have my moments. That's something I know, no matter how positive the feedback can be. It's nothing special to be better than most the fanfic writers here. Provided you can spell you've already got an edge. So stop acting like you're fucking Shakespeare and strive to improve.

Profile Last Updated: Tuesday 10th May 2011

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Gaijin by ContraBardus reviews
A man from another world finds himself alone in a strange world, and fighting for his life. This puts him at odds with The Senshi, the Youma, and the Yakuza. Can a mere human last long against such forces?
Crossover - Sailor Moon & X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 545,673 - Reviews: 948 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/15/2001
Everything Begins with Choice by Biskoff reviews
The day of the preliminaries, Naruto accepted Ebisu's offer of training without being forced to by Kakashi. This single change brings about many others during the month until the Third Exam. But what do his fellow genin's think about the new Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,366 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 1,325 - Follows: 1,564 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Naruto U.
Second Life by Nia River reviews
ABANDONED. After the disastrous end to 5th year Harry is alone at Privet Drive contemplating the losses in his life. When he discovers a time-turner he decides to go back to the beginning and set things right. Naturally, things don't go according to plan.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 131,114 - Reviews: 1201 - Favs: 1,484 - Follows: 1,711 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Harry P.
The Fracturing of the SOS Brigade by Cyberbanjo reviews
The groups observing Haruhi have determined that Kyon's ability to manipulate her makes him a threat. A threat that must be eliminated. Betrayal and deceit plague Kyon as he struggles to stay alive and, even more painfully, find out just who he can really trust.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,920 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Complete
Turn Me Loose: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
The sequel to Bungle in the Jungle. Told in 2nd person. Harry Potter has returned to England. In the jungles of South America, he became his own man, a hero of his own choice and not unfortunate circumstance. Is it enough to save him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 134,063 - Reviews: 1706 - Favs: 2,842 - Follows: 1,841 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Fourth Tale by Alkeni reviews
We all know the tales of Lyn, Eliwood and Hector. We know the story of the struggle against Nergal from their eyes. But few of us know the Fourth Tale: The tale of the Tactician. LynxTactician pairing. Teaser for the sequal now included!
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 101,040 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Tactician/Mark, Lyndis - Complete
Tactical Idiocy Action 2: Sons of Liberty by DarkGidora reviews
A new hero arrives!
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,068 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - S. Snake, Raiden
The Story of The Guys by The Professional reviews
Spinoff to 'HP: The Lone Traveller'. The story of Harry James Potter, the brother of the supposed BoyWhoLived, and his friends... My take on the old 'Harry the brother of the BWL' & 'Harry the Slytherin' plotline.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 79,166 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 1,269 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Harry P., Padma P.
Keitaro: The Hater Of Women by Necromonger reviews
Events that occurred in Keitaro's life have lead him to despise women. How will he react when he is assigned manager at Hinata Sou, an all girls dormitory? Please give me one week to send outlines to those who requested
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 170,308 - Reviews: 947 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 6/17/2005
A Very Long Vacation by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Having unwittingly escaped the Uchiha massacre thanks to her eldest son, Mikoto Uchiha returns to a changed Konoha after Sasuke defected. And thus decides to be a mother to her son's best friend-Naruto Uzumaki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,608 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 1,008 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Naruto U., Mikoto U.
Hajime no Keitaro by Cizzymac reviews
Love Hina Hajime no Ippo crossover! Keitaro, tired of feeling abused and unconfident, meets a group of professional boxers that may have a solution. But the road is hard, and paved with pain. Can Keitaro reach his goals? Rated for language and violence.
Crossover - Love Hina & Fighting Spirit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 96,495 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Keitaro U. - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4016 - Favs: 6,915 - Follows: 3,217 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
The Substitute by BajaB reviews
The magical contract made by the Goblet of Fire inadvertently sets underway events that change everything you thought you knew about the boy-who-lived. AU GOF, depressing and a bit dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,945 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 1,429 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Cigars and Cigarettes by Marie Nomad reviews
Big Boss and Rookie Solid Snake get into an interesting argument about the dangers of smoking.
Metal Gear - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2008 - B. Boss, S. Snake - Complete
First Birthday by Marie Nomad reviews
After MGS4, Snake was adjusting to life off of the battlefield when he got a very interesting surprise. Inspired by Solid Snake's Soldier's 'Simple and Clean'.
Metal Gear - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,296 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Published: 9/28/2008 - S. Snake, Otacon/Hal E. - Complete
That Darned Cat by Tezza1502 reviews
Just an odd little 'What If' that I've had floating around on my computer. The title explains the subject somewhat. Not to be taken seriously at all! Just sit back, and enjoy the sillyness...
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,490 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Keitaro U. - Complete
Invisibly Jaded by Quatreastrophe reviews
Story taken up by LightningHunter. See ch9 for more info. Everyone believes Harry’s twin vanquished Voldemort. As a small child, Harry believes he is unworthy, unwanted, and unneeded...but is he? At 16, after years away from home, not by a long shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,762 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 1,434 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Harry P.
Dagger and Rose by Perspicacity reviews
Dumbledore doesn’t ignore the 2nd prophecy! He apprentices Harry and teaches him a rare form of magic, but draws the ire of a secret society who seek to guard this knowledge and do Harry in. Assassination attempts on multiple fronts. H/F, Yr. 4 GoF AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 85,199 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 1,877 - Follows: 918 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Fuinjutsu by Eleature reviews
A new seal made by Naruto malfunctions when it's challanged by Akatsuki's extraction ritual. Now Naruto has to deal with situations he'd never dreamed of before: a war, a demon attack, Orochimaru, spies and the paradox of his own existence. Timetravel.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 87,367 - Reviews: 1825 - Favs: 3,524 - Follows: 3,495 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Naruto U., Torune
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5083 - Favs: 8,088 - Follows: 2,394 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Choose Your Own Adventure by Mereo Flere reviews
But not really. Having all the power in the world might sound interesting for some people, but whether it's in Haruhi's hands or his own, it proves to be more trouble than it's worth for Kyon.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,499 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Complete
But he's just a ramen chef! by Viperflamer reviews
Naruto had the strength to be hokage a age ten. But something happens and he doesnt' take the job. Instead he quits being a shinobi and becomes a ramen chef. But can a chef with the powers of a Hokage remain a such or will he be pulled back in to save t
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,349 - Reviews: 2790 - Favs: 3,346 - Follows: 2,853 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 8/6/2006
The last dinosaur’s roar by IP82 reviews
PostDH. ONESHOT. Harry sets himself on one last desperate quest to prevent the apocalyptic future. But will he have the guts to do what needs to be done, for the greater good? Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,070 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 57 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Tactical Idiocy Action: Metal Gear Solid by DarkGidora reviews
Finally Complete. The epic tale of Solid Snake's struggle against FoxHound, devoid of any epicness.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 60,231 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 10/30/2004 - S. Snake, Liquid S. - Complete
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,882 - Reviews: 2008 - Favs: 3,329 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Yin and Yang by IP82 reviews
PostHBP Following a trail of mysterious messages with a Yin & Yang symbol on them, Harry comes to certain devastating revelations, pushing him down the path to darkness. Dark!Harry, no romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 50,787 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 2/21/2007 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Harry P.
Shadow Fox by Sigfried27 reviews
Naruto runs away feeling guilty about Sasuke's supposed death, what will he learn and where will he end up. Read it, because you never thought that there would be a NaruKin story with over a thousand reviews.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 72,148 - Reviews: 1534 - Favs: 1,149 - Follows: 1,040 - Updated: 12/1/2006 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Naruto U., Kin T.
The Blood King by Falstaf reviews
Naruto was exiled shortly after brining back Sasuke. Now, during the Second Great Ninja Wars, Konoha seeks to hire the services of the Blood King, the most powerfull being in existance, but what secrets does he hold? Oneshot unless good reviews Tforgore
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,348 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 9/1/2006 - Published: 8/24/2006
Prove the Pervert Wrong by KyuubiMan reviews
Jiraiya is disappointed that Naruto is still determined to retreive Sasuke, and refuses to train him unless he changes his mind. Naruto, being as hardheaded as ever, is unwilling to give up, meaning that he has to train himself.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 120,055 - Reviews: 1010 - Favs: 1,616 - Follows: 1,461 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Naruto U.
Potter's Resistance 1: Breaking Ties by IP82 reviews
PostOotP. Harry escapes Private Drive and goes out to learn about the world and magic on his own. Hunted by all sides of the war, he must rely on his newfound wit and cunning to survive. Independent!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 109,344 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 1,446 - Follows: 1,552 - Updated: 7/26/2006 - Published: 10/19/2005 - Harry P., Albus D.
Darth Plushie by Sansenmage reviews
Vader is disturbed by how Palpatine is plotting to undermine the youth of the Empire.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Darth Vader, E. Palpatine - Complete
Harry Potter: The Lone Traveller by The Professional reviews
After spending half his life trying to rid the world of Voldemort, Harry Potter finally succeeds. However, the price has been high. Too high. Unfortunately, when Harry risks his life to go back and ‘do things right’, something goes wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,605 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 1,345 - Follows: 1,473 - Updated: 2/19/2006 - Published: 11/24/2005 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Apathy of Freedom by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. [Sequel to Harry Potter and the Freedom of Apathy] The wizarding world has been freed from the oppression of the Dark Lord. And it appears they have learned nothing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,704 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 188 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
The Power Snivellus Knows Not by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. Harry and Tonks discover the power to overcome the most horrible evil ever to grace Hogwarts' halls. And Voldemort too.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 98 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
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Newfound Memories reviews
After Orochimaru mucks around with his seal in the Forest of Death, Naruto discovers another set of memories in his head. Memories that belonged to the Yondaime Hokage, Konoha's Yellow Flash, Namikaze Minato, and Naruto's father.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,184 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 1,703 - Follows: 2,018 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N.
The inFamy of Kyon reviews
An explosion. A plague. Gangs taking over the entire town. Only one man can save the day. If only he didn't also have to deal with superpowers, factions trying to use him, being blamed for the entire thing and having to put up with Haruhi Suzumiya.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,421 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Kyon, Haruhi S.
If Harry Really Did Go To The USA reviews
Short light-hearted parody directed at the many, many fics that send Harry off to the USA after he has a full blown mental breakdown because of evil backstabbers and pages of bashing, etc, etc. Surprisingly, this isn't that offensive at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Elementary reviews
AU. Use brains, not brawn. Observation and deduction is how you stay ahead. Go further than anyone on the path of ninja or to leave it completely. To build yourself a name even when bereft of a village. Naruto is based on Sherlock Holmes, not a crossover.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 109,652 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Naruto U.
Reaper of Death reviews
After nearly being executed by my village, I wandered a harsh road for several years. And during this time, I became the creature that all beings fear. I became the Reaper of Death. I am the judgement, and my verdict is always...death. All Chapters Redone
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,421 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Naruto U.
Invisibly Jaded reviews
Continued for Quatreastrophe. Harry's twin vanquished Voldemort. Harry believes he is unwanted, unworthy and unneeded, and by accident, Apparates across the globe. Eleven years later, he returns, staff in hand, and war drums in his ears.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,951 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 1,347 - Follows: 2,053 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Harry P.
LightningHunter's Parody of Self Insert Fics reviews
LightningHunter cranks his insanity up to eleven, parodying self insert fics with the drug addled lunatic LH, a man horrified to see people with freakishly large eyes and small noses, whose only answer is to kill everyone.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,880 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Shortest Banishment Fic Ever reviews
If you actually need more explanation than the title, you're a moron.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Tsunade S. - Complete
The Hunger of the Beast reviews
Response to KyuubiWindscar's challenge. A fresh and original take on on the classic bloodline that steals bloodlines. A great Hunger fills Naruto, but every time he sates it, gaining great power in the process, his mind is lost more to the chaos within.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,640 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 76 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Naruto U.
The Mystery of the Heart Attack reviews
A terrifying incident ends up with Naruto in the hospital, and foul play is suspected- alright, it's just another comedy story. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,971 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Sakura H., Hinata H. - Complete
LightningHunter's Parody reviews
LightningHunter's Parody of fics we hate. Parody of badly written fics, high school fics, selfinserts, male pregnancies, people who can't write summaries, and unoriginality. Mrated for a lot of language. Chapter 2! Also features LightningHunter's flames!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,538 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Complete
Toad Hermit reviews
Gamabunta realised Yondaime's last wish would not be accepted by the villagers, and so gave the baby Naruto to befriend toads, summoned or not. COMPLETELY RE-WRITTEN, IF YOU READ IT ONCE, READ IT AGAIN!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,284 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Naruto U., Jiraiya
The Obsessed Successors reviews
A short story wondering what could've happened if L's successors were even more obsessed with their respective obsessions. Short humour one-shot that has a very weird ending.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,811 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2009 - L - Complete
Struggler reviews
A world where the ninja act like real ninja- real assassins and killers. Naruto's going to have to be something really special to survive in this world of sneaky cut-throats.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,707 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Naruto U.
Zero reviews
AU. ANBU Naruto. He'd be in a lot of dark places, and would be fighting with the darkness itself. To erase his enemies, he became Zero. And with Konoha and the Rokudaime behind him, but still. Would it be enough for him to finally erase them?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,085 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Naruto U.
Screaming for Vengeance reviews
Naruto's the Rokudaime, and the world looks fine- but as Konoha is destroyed by a mysterious army, Naruto barely survives, losing one eye, as well as most of his control of his chakra. But Konoha's last shinobi must avenge her. This is his final mission.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,032 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Dirge of Cerberus reviews
After kidnap, loss of love, death, resurrection,sharing his body with four entities, and sleeping in a coffin for several years, a new Harry walks the earth. VincentValentine!Harry. Not a crossover. Upcoming chapters will be longer.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,512 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Harry P.
LightningHunter's Parody of Abused Naruto Fics reviews
LightningHunter laughs at all authors who like to feature villagers beating the crap out of Naruto daily. A Naruto who isn't immune to getting drunk because of Kyuubi, isn't hated by the council,and definitely isn't turned on by an insane Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,127 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Naruto U., Jiraiya - Complete
Two Sons Who Are Older Then You WTF! reviews
I compared your medical results, and it seems you three are very, closely related. In fact, it would seem that Naruto travels into the past, where he sleeps with your mother on different occasions, and she gives birth to you two, Itachi, Sasuke."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 90 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Naruto U., Mikoto U. - Complete
Create a Paradise, or a Hell reviews
The fate of humanity rests in human hands, said Seere. They wanted to make a paradise. But the people made it a hell. And Nowe, hardened warrior, will not accept it. Even at the cost of his life. Rated for violence, blood, gore and mentioned rape.Rewritte
Drakengard - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,665 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
Naruto takes a Genin Squad reviews
Naruto has achieved his dream. But when Tsunade threatens to ban him from Ichiraku Ramen, he's forced to take on a genin team. And Naruto has hardly ever been the most responsible of people...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,436 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Naruto U., Konohamaru S.
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