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Joined 01-07-07, id: 1190549, Profile Updated: 08-22-09
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You have no idea what you're getting yourself into if you read this.

And here...we...go.

'You're just here for our amusement.'

-I Kissed a Boy by Cobra Starship

Ok, so, me, I'm just a normal civilian which you probably couldn't find if you tried. I'm a master at disguise with my bright green knit sweater with an elf hood, and Urahara green and white striped hat.


I love many things but equally hate many things.

Love List

STAR TREK, STAR TREK, STAR TREK, STAR TREK! Do you think I like Star Trek XD.

Yaoi and gay men

Fullmetal Alchemist

Axis Powers Hetalia

Anime

Harry Potter

Artemis Fowl

Tennis

Hot Guys

Fanfiction

Art

Writing

My Little Buddy Liam !

Disney Movies

Charcoal

Music

Scio

Other amusing things

Vic Mignogna

Zachary Quinto

Chris Pine

Karl Urban

Hate List

Poorly written fanfiction

Excellently written fanfiction that gets updated once in a blue moon

Terribly cannon pairings

Hannah Montana, Jonas Bros, High School Musical, and Disney Channel in general

People who are famous for no good reason

When websites get all bitchy on you

When your computer gets all bitchy on you

Bitchy people

Books with amazing cover art but a terrible story inside

Asparagus

Broccoli

Rap music

Skinny jeans

People who are too skinny for their own good

Famous people who do nothing

People I Love and Would Kill to Meet

Vic Mignogna (MY LOVE, IDOL, HERO, GOD) I'm not breaking the 1st Commandment

DeFORREST KELLEY (even though he passed away when I was 4 D':)

ZACHARY QUINTO!!

LEONARD NIMOY

CHRIS PINE

Hiromu Arakawa

Travis Willingham

Gary Oldman

Johnny Depp

Eion Colfer

Alan Rickman

Roy Mustang

Remus Lupin

Sirius Black

The authors of Avatar: Brian and Mike

J.K.Rowling

I know there are more people but I can't go on

People I Hate With a Passion

Pete Wentz

Miley Cyrus

Avil Lavigne

Zac Efron

Pachobel (lol)

and a few others

Pairing I Absolutely Love

Star Trek

JIM KIRK AND SPOCK IS LOVE!!

Bones and Spock

Hikaru Sulu and Pavel Chekov

Spock and Christine Chapel (only if I had to choose who Spock ended up with and the two choices were Uhura and Chapel)

Harry Potter

Sirius Black andd Remus Lupin

Teddy Lupin and James Sirius Potter

Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley

Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger

Fred Weasley and George Weasley

James Potter and Lily Evans

Severus Snape and Lily Evens

Remus Lupin and Serverus Snape (on occations)

Neville Longbottom and Luna Lovegood

Artemis Fowl

Artemis Fowl and Minerva (I forget her last name)

Holly Short and Trouble Kelp

Foaly and his lovely lady (Her name was in the Time Paradox, but I forget it now)

Avatar: the Last Airbender

Zuko and Katara

Zuko and Sokka (on occasions)

Aang and Toph

Sokka and Suki

Sokka and Toph

Fullmetal Alchemist

Edward Elric and Roy Mustang (parental or couple, either's delicious)

Alphonse Elric and Winry Rockbell

Vato Falman and Sheska

Jean Havok and Riza Hawkeye

Ling Yao and Ranfan

Edward Elric and Alfons Heindric (only when I get bored)

Roy Mustang and Maes Hughes (only when I get bored)

Ouran High School Host Club

Tamaki and Kyouya!!

Tamaki and Haruhi

Kaoru and Hikaru

Hunny and Mori

Kyoya and Haruhi

Mori and Haruhi

Death Note

Everyone dies so it's hard to have a pairing

Romeo and Juilet (The book NOT the manga/anime, although that's good as well)

Romeo and Juilet

Benvolio and Roseline

Bleach

Ichigo and Renji

Renji and Rukia

Urahara and Yourichi

Uryuu and Orihime

Ichigo and Orihime


Repost this if you think homophobia is wrong.


You know you live in 2009 when...

1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a
screenname or my space

4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing
the buttons on the TV

6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did


YAOI, proof that God existences and wants us to be happy :D


That's all really. Enjoy the story(s)!

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Nothing Left to Give by rebellion2fate reviews
Sequel to TIA. Seven years have passed since the Fullmetal Alchemist disappeared, and since then war has taken a deep hold on the nation. The enemies of the State have formed an alliance and the State's shaky foundation may not survive. RoyxEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,006 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Roy M., Edward E.
Cost of a Secret by nomdeplume1313 reviews
Roy has been keeping something from Ed that is too big not to destroy what they have when it comes out. Can they get over it, or will it end their relationship?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 73,543 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Edward E., Roy M.
Insane Asylum by B.J. Sanders reviews
Mental Hospital AU. Slashy. "It's not just temporary,it's going to be there forever and there's nothing I can do about it. Turning eighteen doesn't change anything." "No, but it does let you start over." Rated M to be safe.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,848 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/25/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The War: The Mind vs The Heart by Midnight-in-Russia reviews
State Alchemists are needed out front in the war against Aerugo. Edward and Roy are the first to be called out. What lies ahead for the two alchemists? Read to find out! Work in Progress. Chapter 15 is up! RoyEd.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,209 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
Bad Day by ZaKai reviews
Some days are worse than others, but even bad days can end on a good note with the one you love. :yaoi, RoyEd, Oneshot:
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,162 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Crash by Sevlow reviews
Colonel Mustang and Fullmetal fight to keep each other alive in the wake of a deadly car accident. One-shot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,209 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 1,126 - Follows: 95 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
A Lot to Make Up For by houseprodigy reviews
Ed and Al just returned home from the other side of the Gate, and it didn't take long for things to return to normal. But are they really? Ed's got a secret, and Al's not about to let him keep it. RoyxEd Postmovie
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 63,697 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
With Open Arms by PiNkInSaNiTy reviews
It's been awhile since the Holocaust ended and both Amestris and the real world are suffering from the after effects. [RoyEd, AlphonseWinry]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/10/2007 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Edward E., Roy M.
The Choices in Life reviews
Both Remus Lupin and Sirius Black have struggled through a hard childhood full of death and partental abuse in ways. Both are looking to find a new home at Hogwarts to escape the hell they have at home. Later slash Remus Lupin and Sirius Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,224 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B.