Author has written 5 stories for Naruto.
What the Hell? Why should I bother having personal information available to the public? Not safe man. Not safe.
Haven't seen me for a while? Pick your favorite.
-I have too many alerts in my inbox
-I was scarred by a fanfic and my sanity must return
-Someone forgot to label their story (see above)
-My sanity needs to return in general
-I am avoiding/ haven't been using e-mail
-I got lost on the road of life
-I was beaten and left to bleed on the road of life (metaphorically or literally speaking, it could go either way)
-I'm working on another piece, fanfiction or my own stuff
-I'm working on someone else's piece because... well, I have no idea. I should go find out
-I'm making useless lists
-I'm avoiding life
-I'm avoiding YOU (you know who you are)
-I have acheived (or am questing for) the ultimate dream of being a Jedi-Ninja
-Playing with a fruit juicer
-Stocking up and planning for when Nibiru comes to destroy the Earth
-I don't feel like coming here
-I forgot or got distracted
-I found purpose for my life
-I found a life (though, it's very doubtful)
-Crying over my twenty streak loss at Super Smash Brothers (Damn pokemon trainer)
-I'm sick, in the physical, not mental kind of way
-I'm sick in the mental way
-You just aren't looking hard enough (Bow chicka- wait, no, that's not funny...)
Uh, yesno? What the hell? I don't really have time, but it was fun filling out the Beta Reader profile boxes I suppose. Yeah, I gotta make 'em more sarcastic...
More stuff about myself? I'd run if I were you.
Think you have a disorder but are too afraid or arrogant to acnowledge it (or too paranoid to forget about what you actually don't have)? Try this test I found, it should help.
Bored? Want to read what I write but I'm taking FOREVER to update? Well, either complain (because complaining's fun) or do me a favor and go here to read my original story.