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Author has written 5 stories for Naruto.

What the Hell? Why should I bother having personal information available to the public? Not safe man. Not safe.

//gasp//

Haven't seen me for a while? Pick your favorite.
-I have too many alerts in my inbox
-I was scarred by a fanfic and my sanity must return
-Someone forgot to label their story (see above)
-My sanity needs to return in general
-I am avoiding/ haven't been using e-mail
-I got lost on the road of life
-I was beaten and left to bleed on the road of life (metaphorically or literally speaking, it could go either way)
-I'm working on another piece, fanfiction or my own stuff
-I'm working on someone else's piece because... well, I have no idea. I should go find out
-Homework
-I'm making useless lists
-I'm avoiding life
-I'm avoiding YOU (you know who you are)
-I have acheived (or am questing for) the ultimate dream of being a Jedi-Ninja
-Playing with a fruit juicer
-Stocking up and planning for when Nibiru comes to destroy the Earth
-I don't feel like coming here
-I forgot or got distracted
-I found purpose for my life
-I found a life (though, it's very doubtful)
-Crying over my twenty streak loss at Super Smash Brothers (Damn pokemon trainer)
-I'm sick, in the physical, not mental kind of way
-I'm sick in the mental way
-You just aren't looking hard enough (Bow chicka- wait, no, that's not funny...)

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Uh, yesno? What the hell? I don't really have time, but it was fun filling out the Beta Reader profile boxes I suppose. Yeah, I gotta make 'em more sarcastic...

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The Biju Biju Fruit by Emma Iveli reviews
AU crossover with One Piece, part of What if Naruto was raised by…? challenge. Monkey D. Luffy and his younger brother Fox D. Naruto travel the East Blue to find a crew so Luffy can become King of the Pirates and Naruto a Kage. Please R&R
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 324 - Words: 528,716 - Reviews: 3988 - Favs: 1,475 - Follows: 1,022 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Naruto U., Luffy
An Idiot's Guide to the Universe by muishiki reviews
Naruto asked the wrong question one day. Everyone knows he's not the sharpest kunai in the pouch, but between dumb luck and sheer stupidity, just maybe he can figure out how to get home. Naruto multi-cross. Crack fic.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 123,557 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 1,442 - Follows: 1,495 - Updated: 9/15/2015 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Naruto U.
Play it again, Naruto! by dogbertcarroll reviews
Naruto learns that interrupting a kinjutsu by flipping off Sasuke while still molding the chakra for the jutsu was a bad idea, but possibly a great one as well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,456 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 1,051 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Naruto U.
The Eight DOs and DON'Ts of Hatake Kakashi by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Just what the tile says. Plus much beating up of Naruto's head. Humorous beatings of course.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,998 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
There's fanfiction about us! by Self-Proclaimed KingofDDR reviews
My 2nd Naruto fic. Shikamaru gets a laptop and discovers our website. Major OOCness! Rating changed to Mature because of Chapter 9! Next chapter is up! Currently reading Naruto Harem/Bashing type fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 100,630 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U.
The Demon Prince of Konoha by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
There is a legend of a demon that lives in the forest surrounding Konoha. Some people say that the demon is an enemy of the village while others say it protects it. The Sand Trio had never heard of this legend until the Chuunin Exam. NaruTema
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,076 - Reviews: 2119 - Favs: 2,535 - Follows: 2,342 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Temari, Naruto U. - Complete
Ninja of the Shadows, A Naruto Story by Erom Reven reviews
Commanded by his ambitious and beautiful wife to adopt the 3 day old Naruto, Nara Shikaku unknowingly changes Naruto's destiny. Will he and his brother Shikamaru change the ninja world? I'm back, baby!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,954 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Jedi knight Uzumaki Naruto by LD 1449 reviews
When Sasuke and Orochimaru decide to attack team Kakashi instead of retreat during the second retrieval atempt Naruto is forced to reveal abilities never before seen in the shinobi world.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 108,435 - Reviews: 1502 - Favs: 1,410 - Follows: 1,327 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Naruto U.
Human Contact by yooso reviews
The ability to touch others is something humans take for granted. But what if you couldn't anymore? Based on Empathy by The Halfa Wannabe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 110,482 - Reviews: 1437 - Favs: 2,056 - Follows: 2,001 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Your Mom by Determined reviews
Sasuke learns a new diss on TV, and decides to test it on everyone he knows! NO. ONE. IS. SAFE! Please read and review! Being revised
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,430 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Sasuke U.
From the Ashes by peppymint reviews
After being left for dead, Naruto starts his new life, away from Konoha. Slight AU due to lack of specific information. Please read my Naruto Timeline, don't skip it. R&R Sequel is up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 29,981 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 2,247 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Reflections Across Time by amaya no shiori reviews
Extreme AU. The problem with being three different people all at the same time is that there are too many people you have to lie to. I should know, after all, I was Uchiha Obito, I became Namikaze Yuichi, and now, I’m Uzumaki Naruto…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,630 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Torune, Naruto U.
Nine Tailed Serpent by LT2000 reviews
Naruto was the ideal shinobi, a cold killer twisted by the Kyuubi's demonic whisperings. When he is placed onto a Genin team, new bonds develop. Now this living machine struggles with his dark past and what it means to be human. Now complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 270,796 - Reviews: 2755 - Favs: 3,302 - Follows: 2,057 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Brown Eyes meets Blue by DarthValgaav reviews
Rin couldn't take losing Obito. She just wanted to go away. So, the Fourth helps her with that.What will happen now that she's back and is still 12 years old. NarutoRin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 155,878 - Reviews: 2784 - Favs: 1,993 - Follows: 1,229 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Naruto U., Rin - Complete
Heroes of the West by Wandering Wonderer reviews
WILD WEST story. Naruto and Gaara, two best friends, are passing through a town, when events force them to stay. Guns, love and annoying priests...a new kind of Naruto story. Fanart available, link available in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,130 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Beyond the Maelstrom by Kaishi no Kokuei reviews
A collision of time occurs as ancient techiniques meet the the futuristic technology in this first ever Batman Beyond and Naruto Crossover. Co-Written with Ld1449
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,603 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Naruto U.
Shrouded Orange by Vesvius reviews
Naruto and Sasuke died in the Valley of the End. Almost as soon as death takes them, they're attacked by a giant monster with a hole in it. And who the hell's that kid with the white hair? NarutoBleach Xover. NarutoHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,851 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 1,644 - Follows: 1,592 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Naruto U.
In An Unsightly Manner by Legendary Legacy reviews
In the manga, when Itachi killed his clan and mind-raped Sasuke, he gave him some strange words to live by. What if Sasuke actually took those words to heart? Not Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 103 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
If I Could Turn Back Time by fantagrl64 reviews
dont waste your time.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,951 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Sakura H.
The Wandering Sand by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
On Hiatus-It is known that Shukaku was once a priest whose powers were known far and wide. But when he became a demon, what happened to his followers? GaaraXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,335 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Gaara, Shukaku
Ganbatte ne, Oirokechan by yasuhei reviews
Just a single momentary and chance meeting can sometimes have the power to change a whole lot. What will Naruto do if he wants the prize badly enough? Training just got a whole lot sexier.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,407 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Naruto U.
Beating Hyuuga Neji, youthful style by mbbal-railracer reviews
Naruto fights in the final using the power of youth!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Naruto U., Neji H.
Orphaned Legacy by xxFrozenSn0wxx reviews
The day the Kyuubi attacked, the Yondaime somehow survived the sealing of the demon but the price was too high as his son, Kazama Naruto was taken instead, his body however was never found.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,508 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N.
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1389 - Favs: 6,011 - Follows: 3,745 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Forlorn by Isumo 1489 reviews
After escaping tragic pasts, young Naruto, Gaara and Haku form an eccentric but powerful team and forever change Konoha. While confronting adversity and enemies they choose to transform a forlorn past into a bright future. AU Note: The story continues in a sequel! Harbinger, written by tigerowl.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 364,795 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 1,207 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Once Upon a Franchise: An ANTI Harry Potter xover by Farawen reviews
The gang for no reason ends up at Hogwarts and crazy crap happens. From the author that brought you So Delicious and Romeo and Juliet: Sasuke's Solution comes a completely new OOC crack fic, and the guyliner returns!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,790 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Naruto U., Kabuto Y.
The Yondaime's Revenge: the Rewrite! by Fourths' son reviews
It's finally here, sorry it took so long. Chapter 1 is up. Read it and review. Future pairings will be Narukonan, and Yondyshizune, or yondy Anko. Read author notes inside. Rated M just so I can go a little farther, with the language,etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Bond of brothers by Zarunak reviews
Naruto and Rock Lee were like brothers from an early age, both outcasts and both alone. when Naruto was atacked by drunken villagers both boys made a choice. they will find fame and power somewhere else! no pairings yet, NO GAY PAIRINGS! THEY ARE STRAIGHT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,853 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Naruto U.
Gaara And Kankuro's Case by Morbid Guidance reviews
When Kankuro finds out that Temari likes someone in Konoha, he and a surprisingly curious Gaara go into stalking mode trying to figure out who this mysterious person is. Now what will Temari say when she finds them? Or more, what will she do? R&R!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
It's All in Your Head by Evening Rain reviews
On the way back from a mission, Naruto gets hit with an interrogation jutsu. But when the jutsu is accidentally intercepted by Sasuke, the two boys find themselves stuck mentally together, unwillingly sharing each other's thoughts, feelings, and secrets..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,182 - Reviews: 1384 - Favs: 1,884 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Yondaime's Revenge by Fourths' son reviews
keep a look out for the rewrite.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,447 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Triad by Heliotropic reviews
In which Naruto makes the decision to follow Sasuke, and accidentally takes over Sound in the process. No pairings. This story is free to a good home.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,490 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 1,687 - Follows: 1,751 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Icha Icha Fantasy by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto, fed up with all of Jiraiya’s research, tries to figure out what the big deal is by writing his own book. And Sakura slowly falls in love after reading it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,087 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 2,592 - Follows: 484 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Naruto The Kitsune Hanyou by Dragon Man 180 reviews
AU Kyuubi never attacked Konoha and instead fell in love with the Fourth Hokage and married him. She soon gives birth to a hanyou son named Naruto. Watch Naruto on his journey to become the first hanyou Hokage. Pairings: NaruHina, SasuHakufemale
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 293,537 - Reviews: 1433 - Favs: 2,227 - Follows: 1,088 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 2/26/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Poison's Birth by peppymint reviews
Side Story to From the Ashes Origin fic for my O.C. Akira Dokuzo. Hope you enjoy
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Complete
Ninja Rider by VA23 reviews
Naurto kills Sasuke at the Valley of the End and makes a deal with the devil to bring him back. At the same time, the greatest terror the world has ever known is unleashed again. Only one person can fight this evil: the Ninja Rider. Naruto-Ghost Rider.
Crossover - Naruto & Ghost Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,867 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Naruto U.
But he's just a ramen chef! by Viperflamer reviews
Naruto had the strength to be hokage a age ten. But something happens and he doesnt' take the job. Instead he quits being a shinobi and becomes a ramen chef. But can a chef with the powers of a Hokage remain a such or will he be pulled back in to save t
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,349 - Reviews: 2853 - Favs: 3,921 - Follows: 3,336 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 8/6/2006
Nightmare? by Bloodredalchemist reviews
Discontinued! Uchiha Sasuke wakes up after watching Naruto and himself die... But then again...If he's dead, why is he only 6 years old?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,116 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Sasuke U.
Black Machine by dansunedisco reviews
The infection spread without them knowing. When they finally realized what was upon them, it was too late. Thirteen survivors wake up to a village full of the undead. Who will live and who will perish?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,430 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/26/2007
The Troublesome Sensei by sempaiko reviews
A new team has been formed and they find out their new sensei is none other than the lazy Shikamaru Nara. They don't know what to do with their teacher and decide to find out more and try to loosen him up, which also includes getting him a girlfriend. oO
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,128 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y.
Dating for Dummies by O-Renji-Un reviews
NEW CHAPPY! NEW PENNAME! NEW CRACK! Kakashi's a bit bored of the no romance between the Rookie Nine...and Konoha for that matter. What to do, what to do? Give dating advice and become matchmaker...? Oh the horror. SasuSaku and more!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,601 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
My Sacrifice by DarkenedxPhoenix reviews
Naruto fails to capture Sasuke, and is trained by Kyuubi after running away from Konoha. During his training, he eventually picks up a name all will fear. All beware of the Desu Decchi. Fem KyuubiNaru Complete
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 43,605 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 1,338 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
A New Timeline by Shawn45 reviews
With death certain for Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke, they make a daring attempt to go back to change it all. With all their power remaining, will they try to change things for the better, or keep history the same? NaruSaku, SasuTenten Discontinued
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 107,873 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Naruto: Legend of the Ghost Rider by EternalBlizzardOfSwords66 reviews
NArutoGhost Rider Crossover. Naruto is still the same fox boy as we all know, except for the fact he sold his soul to combat evil. this is the story, of Naruto's rise to power, as the Ghost Rider
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 30,899 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Blue by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
Gaara's eyes widened and he stumbled back, triping and falling in the process. It couldn't be! He was dead! He killed him! Yashamaru... A scream ripped itself from his throat. Rated for angst.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,517 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Gaara, Yashamaru - Complete
Tenten's Broken Katana by B.Q reviews
Hyuuga Neji is a genius. A genius is supposed to be smart. A genius is not supposed to break ANY weapon, or ninja tool. Especially if it's your fiancé's... and ESSPIACIALLY if your fiancé's name is Tenten.nejiten oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
A Thousand and one Jutsus by Determined reviews
Everyone knows Kakashi has mastered over a thousand jutsus. Some of them are cool, while others... read and see for yourself.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,294 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/28/2007 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Kakashi H.
Tales of the Jinchuuriki by Shining Pheonix reviews
Gamabunta and the Sandaime made a promise to the Yondaime, Jiraiya made a promise to Gamabunta. How do these promises affect Naruto? Written for the 'Demons in our Midst' authors challenge. An FFVIINaruto crossover
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,728 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/28/2007 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Naruto U., Jiraiya
A Calculated Legacy by drakensis reviews
When the Sound are destroyed, Tsunade lies dead. Who will be the Rokudaime Hokage?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 103 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Koharu U., Homura M. - Complete
Tousan by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
On Hiatus. Kyuubi stared in horror at the bloody mess that was his mate and... his kit! Where was his kit? From that point on, everything was red...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,877 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U.
The Dangers of Being A Konoha Playboy by Legendary Legacy reviews
Naruto and Jiraiya return with someone unexpected. Suddenly, a mysterious potion, a secret bet, a jealous teammate and a new rival are making Naruto's life hell, or is it heaven? NarutoXHarem fic. *THIS STORY HAS OFFICIALLY FLATLINED*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,092 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 5/30/2007 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Naruto U.
No Place Like Home by sexion reviews
In which Naruto was never accepted into the academy in the first place, and the plot unfolds from there.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,938 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Naruto U.
Bloodline: Radiance by Viperflamer reviews
Kyuubi offers Naruto power with evil intentions, but Naruto refuses starting a reaction that awakens one of the most powerful bloodlines. Watch him grow a strive to protect everyone. NarutoXHarem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,841 - Reviews: 2131 - Favs: 2,607 - Follows: 2,495 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 6/8/2006
Narita by Demonic Angel Clone reviews
Naruto hates Sasuke so he tricks Sasuke into believing that he's a girl! It's not Yaoi if you don't think about it...Rating T for later chapters. Please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,406 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Icha Icha Engagements by Driugenesis reviews
Renamed from Rebirthing of Clan Uzumaki. Naruto begins to restore Clan Uzumaki and does such by marrying numerous girls. His life is going to be hectic and insane, good thing Naruto has a big heart because with all these women he will need it. NaruHarem!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,444 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 4/6/2007 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
The Butterfly Effect by Supreme Admiral of the Web reviews
Ten years after Orochimaru declared war on Konoha, there is no one left. Except Naruto. Armed with knowledge of the future and the help of Kyubi, he is going to go back in time, to change history, save his friends, and undo the evil wrought by Orochimaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,217 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto: The Sanin Exiled Fox by Icedx reviews
Naruto ran away from Konoha at age 6. He gains power as he trains with the fox demon. After 9 years, he returns to Konoha hoping to create mischief and steal the Hokage's scrolls...Naruto attempts to know the Konoha ninja and backstab them. He did not kno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,063 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/9/2007 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
In Which Gaara Finds Love by Hugs Lee 13 reviews
One day Gaara discovers that killing doesn't satisfy him anymore. Can his buddies from Konaha help him out? Thisis my first story, so please r&r!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,888 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/26/2007 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Gaara - Complete
Hinata Gets Sugar High! Courtesy of Kiba! by Aburame Megumi reviews
Kiba gets some of that caffine loaded ZAP! gum, and gives Hinata some. Shino has a bad feeling about this because he's a magical aburame! So, Hinata begins her quest of GLOMPING all of Konoha! Lee: It's so..YOUTHFUL!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,694 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
Enter Sandman by RangerBlack reviews
Shukaku sings Gaara a lullaby, but it's far from comforting. Gaara's tale retold.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Gaara - Complete
sasuke turns into a girl by cookies and milk reviews
the title says it all. read to see kakashis reaction to a hot girl turning up on his doorstep.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Deus Ex Machina by Kraken's Ghost reviews
The future can't be allowed to exist. Only one man has the gall to even try to avert the timeline. Uzumaki Naruto meet...Uzumaki Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,849 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 711 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Beating Kakashi by mbbal-railracer reviews
What if Naruto used a different way to beat Kakashi during the first real genin exam?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 2/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Oh Gaara by SubakuNoRin reviews
Trust me it isn't bad despite what it's about! It explains nothing, I swear!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Great Hero Ramen by drakensis reviews
Tsunade has debts. She thinks that no one will expect the Hokage to pay them. She's wrong.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 210 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Naruto U., Tsunade S. - Complete
Kakashi Junior by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto becomes fed up with all the cold looks he gets from the villagers, so he becomes Hatake Arashi by using a face mask and dying his hair. With his new persona can he win over the villagers and, more importantly, Sakura?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,140 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 282 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Beyond Death by Kaze Kiba reviews
Sakura wanted sleep, Tsunade wanted sake, and he really just wanted to figure out what was going on. A YondaimeSakura story...eventually.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/29/2006 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Minato N., Sakura H.
Mating Season by Serac reviews
[Complete] Every several thousand years, the NineTailed Fox lets off an aura irresistible to women, and mates. But now that it's trapped inside Naruto, things are a little more complicated..... [Harem]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,794 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Naruto U., Lee R. - Complete
I'm Not Alone Anymore by Angel Weasel-Woman reviews
AU What if Haku had managed to leave the Hidden Mist Country before Zabuza found him? What if Naruto and he happened to meet? How will their lives change? Or, more importantly, how will their destinies change?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,524 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 12/8/2006 - Published: 2/9/2004 - Haku, Naruto U. - Complete
Academy of Youth by Gary and Jordan Co reviews
Unsatisfied with the unyouthfulness of Konoha's ninjas, Lee and Gai decide to educate their fellow ninjas in the ways of youth!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Lee R.
Battle Royale by LimeQuartz reviews
1 secluded island, 23 students, an experiment, and murder. An average Junior High class is forced into a Battle Royale and cannot return home until there is a winner. All is struggling for the throne of survival and soon trust, becomes nothing but a word.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,946 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/30/2006 - Published: 11/26/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
What they do in their Free time by weirdest1 reviews
Title says all....and just to warn you read all the way to the bottom...ending might suprise you....CRACK FIC!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru - Complete
Oblivious by LimeQuartz reviews
[Hiatus] And this time, it was her turn... to leave him. SasuSaku NaruSaku slight NaruHina ShikaIno
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,948 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
You’ve Never Shown Him! by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Iruka gets on Naruto about never having used his “special” jutsu against Kakashi. Not part of ‘Blackmail So Rules’ universe. I GOT A REVIEW! WOOHOO!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
20 Ways To Make Temari Want To Punch You by weirdest1 reviews
Wanna know how to make Temari pissed? read and find out...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Temari - Complete
High School Of Weirdos by LimeQuartz reviews
Being rewritten. Insane out of characterness. SasuSaku NaruHina ShikaIno NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,302 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 9/30/2006 - Published: 6/8/2006
34 ways Orochimaru uses his tongue by weirdest1 reviews
Despite the title this fic is FUNNY NOT NASTY! So read and you will see what I mean....
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Orochimaru
To Defy one's Destiny by Self-Proclaimed KingofDDR reviews
We all know of the story Neji told Naruto durning their fight in the Chuunin Exams. But what if Naruto had his own story to tell... Fourshot. Not a NejiNaru story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/22/2006 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Naruto U., Neji H.
20 ways to annoy Gaara by BlueSkyHeaven reviews
Random Crack fic wrote at 1:40ish am in the freakin morning! Have some laughs and read it now!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Gaara - Complete
Naruto superpowered by mbbal-railracer reviews
Naruto figures out that the only way to be recognized is get superpowers. What kind of power will he get? Not your average powerful Naruto story.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,048 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/22/2006 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Naruto U.
Gaara: Trapped in a Super Market by weirdest1 reviews
What happens when Gaara gets trapped in a supper market? How will he get out? Will he ever find the eggs? And more importantly does Temari care if he finds the eggs? Read and find out! [one shot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Gaara
20 ways in Which to Annoy Gaara by louiemoto reviews
Why 20? Because I couldn't think of 30. R&R, Damn It.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Bouncy Rubber Ball by vincey reviews
Neji finds a rubber ball I'm not really much in summarizing. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Neji H. - Complete
Life of Maito Naruto by mbbal-railracer reviews
After the Kyuubi attacked, Sandaime Hokage orders the youthful Maito Gai to raise Naruto. Maybe it wasn’t such a good idea after all….
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 71 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Gai M., Naruto U.
Happy Emo Birthday Sasuke! by Determined reviews
Title says all. WARNING: Story includes emoparodiness, emoGaara, and Mr.Man Boob.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Akatsuki Goes to WalMart Super Center by AkiraDawn reviews
Well, the title pretty much speaks for itself. One can only imagine what Akatsuki may do at a WalMart Super Center...rated for language R&R Enjoy and be ready to laugh...alot!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,495 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Something strange in Suna by The Handsome Blue Beast reviews
Kankuro's up to something, and Temari wants to find out what. Really weird, but true! Okay, it's not true. Oneshot. Just odd.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2006 - Temari, Kankuro - Complete
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Nariko reviews
AU Naruto is actually Nariko, a girl who disguises herself as a boy so she'll be treated like one and prove that girls are just as good as boys and achieve her dreams. NOT SasuNaru... permanently
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 104,852 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
Why There Are No Shopping Malls In Konoha reviews
[Oneshot] The Konoha 12 are transported and trapped in a horror that is a shopping mall. One by one, they meet their demise, whether it be for accused necrophilia, yaoi lovers, or the purfume department, it's an adventure they'd rather forget.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,581 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
Red Waves reviews
[AU] When Sasuke died in Wave Country, everyone blamed Naruto, including himself. His whole life would be different from that day on, from the split up of Team 7 to his deffection of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,971 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Naruto U.
The Five Potions reviews
Sasuke has been a jerk lately, and the rest of the rookie nine are getting him back! Now he must choose one of five mysterious potions as punishment, which will he choose and what will happen?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,572 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Sasuke U.
Plan of the Light reviews
All Orochimaru wanted to do was take over Konoha & Sasuke's body but NYOOOO! It seems that instead, Naruto steals Sasuke's emoness, Lee gets hit with depression, not to mention that Shino said more than 10 words at a time... Lots of OOCness
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,149 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/31/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete