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Author has written 2 stories for Jumper, and Pirates of the Caribbean.

Wo0t! ZOMYGOSH!! Hi! I'm werewolfness... I like lots of things... werewolves, animals, horses, tigers, wolves, pirates, werewolves, Black Cat Anime/Manga, anime, manga, my pirate jacket, werewolves, vampires, unicorns, dragons, imaginary friends, real friends, books, werewolf books, movies, werewolf movies, pirates, pirate movies, Johnny Depp, Jack Sparrow...

I'm obsessed! With... werewolves... and pirates... anyways, I'm werewolfness, I'm going to become the worlds best Super Secret Ninja/Spy/Pirate/Werewolf/Super Villian/Evil Dictator/Ruler of the world! I belong to the SSSSSSH [but I'm only the brains behind them.

I'm a member of The Darkspeed Werewolves, or DSW, and my partner in crime is also a part of that particular super villian partnership. Listen, while I explain to you what darkspeed is.

Darkspeed, or the speed of dark, is faster than lightspeed, or the speed of light, because dark is everywhere, and as soon as light leaves, it's there. I say Darkspeed is equivalent to teleporting, my dad says that darkspeed is just as fast as lightspeed, because it's only there when light isn't, and my uncle says that there is no speed of dark because it's just always there. Well, adding to my theory... if it's always there, then it must be teleport, and if it's always there, then it has to be teleport, and faster than the speed of light because light from the sun takes eight minutes or something to get to earth, and dark is there immediately after it leaves. So, that obviously leaves only one option. Darkspeed is teleport, and lightspeed takes eight minutes to get from the sun to here. If we could tap into darkspeed, any and all traveling problems would be solved!

The powers of the DSW are as follows:

1.) we can turn into werewolves

2.) we can conjure/manipulate the shadows and any and all darkness.

3.) we can tap into separate demensions and summon beings from other demensions.

4.) we can teleport anywhere as long as we teleport from shadows into shadows. We're there... and then we're not. DARKSPEED!!!

now, take darkspeed, and you die. Wether I kill you as a pirate, an evil dictaor/ruler of the world, or as the darkspeed supervillian herself, you will die. one way or another. I'll track you down an kill you.

Thank you for listening and/or caring!

©werewolfness 2007

anyways, that's pretty much it, so... bye! see ya! go away now... or just go read my awesome stories!

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25 Ways to Irritate Black Cat Characters by Ms. Kreatopita reviews
Ms. K examines different methods for annoying each of the characters of Black Cat in twenty-five different ways! Includes some multi-person clusters. Do not be alarmed by the randomness; it's been tethered on a leash...for now.
Black Cat - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,561 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 7/23/2008
Falling Smoke by Kiwikirk reviews
The Clans left Smokepaw for dead. He survives his fall but finds himself wishing he didn't, as a new tribe of cats shoves him to two sides of a bloody, mysterious prophecy. When the lines of trust and loyalty blur, what's a bitter, lost apprentice to do?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 42 - Words: 139,665 - Reviews: 993 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Complete
In the Sun by RJ Lewis the III reviews
Set to the Joseph Arthur song. -ONE SHOT- Griffin/OC
Jumper - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Griffin - Complete
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Griffin's Vengeance reviews
Griffin's mad. No longer just at the Paladins. Now he's going to get back at David too. With a furious Jumper on the loose, anywhere is possible... and anything can happen. So what happens when he meets up with yet another inexperienced Jumper?
Jumper - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,720 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Griffin
Thoughtful reviews
Jack has fallen deep into thought. Gibbs is left pondering the cause of it all. one-shot
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, J. Gibbs - Complete