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Name: I am named Butter Toast. Because butter toast is buttery. And toasty.

Ok, to start things out, here's my little policy:

1. You review, I reply. You know why? Cause it makes people feel nice, and it makes me feel nice, so everyone's happy!

2. You flame a very bad flame, I laugh at you. Just a note to encourage people to start flaming when they want to actually critique my writing and point out some problems. Otherwise, I laugh. Why? Cause flames that just flame are pretty damn funny.

3. I update late. Reason? Writer's block. I get it too frequently. I have the ideas, but when I actually try to type it down it just...disappears. It finally got to the point where I just stop caring and stop the fic for a bit, which later turns into almost up to a year. If anyone can tell me how to get rid of this, I would greatly appreciate it. I would love you, hug you, glomp you, whatever else I can do to show my love. So, come on! Help me out! You know you want a hug~

That's about it.

Description to come later

Oh yeah, one thing. I like quotes. So I have a lot of quotes. A LOT OF QUOTES. So if you don't want to waste your time trying to read all of them (unless you like quotes too and are interested to read them) them I would encourage to scroll through them all. Anyways, carry on.

Dun dun, DUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! Quotes!

- None of these quotes are mine, except for a couple. I don't know where some of the quotes are from. If you know, then feel free to point it out, I'll be more than happy to fix it.

"Look what nicotine did to MEEEEE!!" - My cousin. Supposed to make fun of people who smoke? I don't know, ask him.

"A pretty girl can kiss a guy, the morning sun can kiss the grass, but you, my friend, may kiss my ass."

"It's shiny, new, and big starred!" - Me and two of my friends, describing a soccer ball I bought for my sister on her birthday. We actually did this on accident.

"I swear to drunk I'm not God."

"My grandma was yelling at me for bringing her medicine 5 hours late, but then she got all quiet..." - Cosmo, from 'Fairly Odd Parents'

"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor." - George Carlin

"At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom." - George Carline

"Atheism is a non-prophet organization." - George Carlin

"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things." - George Carlin

"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity." - George Carlin

"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." - George Carlin

"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?" - George Carlin

"I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it." - George Carlin

"I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away." - George Carlin

"I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam." - George Carlin

"Respect My Authoritah!" - Cartman of the great South Park

"Jewish Kid: Is anyone else having problems concentrating on this? I just can't seem to concentrate.
Cartman: Maybe we should send you to a concentration camp." - Cartman

"Hippies. They're everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad." - Cartman

"Stan, don't you know the first law of physics? Anything that's fun costs at least eight dollars." - Cartman

"One dream down, the rest of my life to go..."

"Perhaps life doesn't suck. Perhaps you just suck at life."

"Sorry about the lack of signature, but I'm not allowed to write on the screen."

"I don't believe in those 'your wish will come true if you send this email to so-and-so people' stuff. I mean, HOW THE HELL ARE PEOPLE SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THAT THEIR WISHES WILL COME TRUE FROM AN EMAIL?! THAT ONLY HAPPENS IN THE MOVIES!! AND MOST OF THEM ARE HORROR!!" - Me, my friend asked me if I believed in that stuff

"Guns don't kill people, people kill people...but it helps."

"If it was an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth, everyone would be blind and toothless." - Mahatma Gandhi

"Suicide is just an excuse not to go to school."

"I read that in spanish, burrito means little donkey, and another name for donkey is ass, right? So if I go to Taco Bell and ask for an ass, will I get a burrito?"

"The light at the end of the tunnel...is just an oncoming train."

"That which does not kill me had better run...pretty damn fast!"

"What doesn't kill makes you...stranger." - The Joker, from The Dark Knight

"Why so serious?" - The Joker, from The Dark Knight

"If you're good at something never do it for free." - The Joker, from The Dark Knight

"I'm not paranoid! It's just that everyone is out to get me!"

"Sometimes a man needs to feel pretty." - Rude from My Furry Nemesis, by ducksgoQUACK

"Time is like a blade of grass... it's green."

"The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off."

"A bird can fly but a fly can't bird. Think about it!"

"I see the light, and IT BURNS!"

"Christianity, Islam, Judaism, Catholicism...the differences? Worshipping practices. Ways of life. Similarities? Same big guy in the sky dictating lives. So why can't they all just get ALONG?"

"Be happy or I'll FORCE you to."

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me thrice, JUST WHY THE HELL AM I SO GODDAMN GULLIBLE?!"

"Insanity is the only thing keeping me sane."

"I am not a stalker!" - Stalker

"Don't make me come down there." - God

"You see, guys can't have best friends anymore."
"Why not?"
"Because they end up doing each other in fanart and fanfiction."
"..."

"HELP ME, JEBUS!!" - Homer Simpson

"One two three four, I declare a nail war!" - Homer Simpson

"Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers." - Homer Simpson

"Press any key to continue... where the hell's the 'any' key?!" - Homer Simpson...I think

"I'M PSYCHO!! Wanna know how I know? I starred in the movie Psycho!" - ME!!

"If sticks and stones may break your bones, and names will never hurt you, what would happen if someone carved a name into a stone and then threw it at you?"

"I have a six pack…it’s just in stealth mode right now!!"

"What did pacman teach me? It taught me to eat lots of little white pills."

"I can't contol my thoughts! My mind has a mind of its own! ... wait a minute..."

"Sanity is the act of being "normal". Without insanity, life equals boredom."

"Dragons have many ways of dealing with adversity; they just prefer fire."

"The itsy-bitsy spider went up to take a bath.
Slipped on the soap and fell upon his ass.
Out came the sun and fried the spider's brains.
And
The itsy-bitsy spider screamed and went insane."

"Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?" - Ernest Gaines

"Do you have what it takes to join the Homestarmy? The guts? The determination? The five bucks? Join today!"

"Wolves are very resourceful. All they need to survive is for people not to shoot them."

"Life's a game. Play it smartly."

"I've got PMS, a craving, and a shotgun. Any questions?"

"Insults are the last arguments of a man with no vocabulary."

"My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems."

"Life is wonderful! Except when its horrible... Then its horribly wonderful!"

"I'm not lazy, I merely lack motivation." - ...that actually defines me. Not my quote, though

"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." - Herm Albright

"If I have to move up in a building, I choose the elevator over the escalator. Cause one time I was tripped on the escalator. I fell for an hour and a half!"

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep...not screaming like the passengers in his car."

"95 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. The other 5 would die laughing."

"Please excuse my English, I live in America."

"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door..."

"I'm a palm reader: Gasp! You're going to die! But don't worry, you'll live through it."

"Some people are only alive because its illegal to kill them."

"Once upon a time, there was a boy who ate fire. He died. The end."

"Never say Later, because Now is Later relative to Before." - Jack Sparrow

"Ladies! Will you please shut it? Listen to me. Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course it makes you look fat. I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced "egregious". By the way, no, I've never met Pizzaro but I love his pies. And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?" - Jack Sparrow

"My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled." - Jack Sparrow

"Guard the boat, mind the tide... don't touch my dirt." - Jack Sparrow

"Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid." - Jack Sparrow

(After running for a long time and extremely tired later)
(My brother) "Quick! Say the ABC's!"
(Me) "...Asshole, Bitch, Cunt, Dick, Egotistical Faggot, Go to Hell..."

"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on." - Robert Bloch

"I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar."

"It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird."

"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'"

"Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery."

"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"

"You. Move. I. Castrate." - Me and (soon) Yaejin

"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."

"Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer."

"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do."

"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid."

"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity." - Albert Einstein (Does anyone know if he was trying to be funny?)

"He who laughs last didn't get it."

"After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."" (For those of you who don't get it, he said "I don't speak English")

"Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal." - Demetri Martin

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Rich Cook

"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain." - Lily Tomlin

"Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic."

"We have found that it's much easier to restrain our wrath when the other fellow is bigger than we are."

"Here she comes to wreck the daaaaaaaaaaaaaaay~!" - Jim Carrey, in Liar Liar

“If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer!” - Jim Carrey

"Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.” - Jim Carrey

“Until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his ass.” - Jim Carrey

"Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number still 911? Aaaalrighty then." - Jim Carrey, in Ace Ventura

"I was simply too amazed by your stupidity to say anything." - Hatori Sohma

"The difference between reality and fiction? Fiction has to make sense." - Tom Clancy

TwilightSucks(dot)com Quotes. (Yes, I do not like Twilight.) For these quotes, I decided to keep them Anonymous (except mine) for the creators' sakes.

"Edward is shining! And goddamnit IT BURNS!!" - Me, my signature for Twilightsucks(dot)com

"Guns don't kill people. Twilight kills brain cells."

"Twilight makes my eyes bleed in so many ways." - This girl means it literally, because some rabid Twitard scratched her eye and made it bleed. Everyone, send her your prayers

(After seeing 'Twilight Tea') "So...Boston Tea Party anyone?"
(Also) "Does it sparkle?"

"(God) "Hello my child. What is your name?
"Edward Cullen"
"How are you doing, Edward Cullen?"
"Do I dazzle you?"
"Not that I know of"

God is not dazzled"

"If I have a dollar for every adverb used in Twilight, a quarter for every time Bella calls Edward "Hot", "Adonis-like" or "Beautiful", a dime for every grammar mistake, a nickel for every misused word, and a penny for every plothole, I will have Bill Gates at my feet"

Once again, if you know where any of the un-labeled quotes are from, please do tell me. Thank you.

Drawings

Here are some of my pics of my characters. I may not draw all of them, but I WILL draw some. If you have a request for me to draw something, I shall be more than happy to hear it!

Yaejin
(Yaejin, from Black Wings)

Kae dal
(Kae dal, from Black Wings, as semi-chibi!!)

More pics can be found here, in my deviant account, which can be found here.

More info, quotes, pics, and fics shall be on the way when I can think of 'em! Enjoy!

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Fourth Time's the Charm by Catsitta reviews
The first thing on Cloud Strife's mind when he woke was Not Again. Reliving the past once was hard enough, but doing everything again for a fourth time is ridiculous. Eventual Sephiroth x Cloud. Time Travel fic/AU.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 189,069 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 993 - Updated: 8/31 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Encore by icyboots reviews
Sephiroth's destiny was already set in stone, but a voice in his dreams had set the motions to change it. And while dealing with himself as a threat was difficult, meeting the voice's owner proved to be the start of an entirely different ordeal. Time Travel AU. Cloud/Sephiroth.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,788 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 8/31 - Published: 3/8/2014 - [Cloud S., Sephiroth]
Restart by BoomChick reviews
Enemies at the end of the world look back on a long line of lifetimes. They know that soon the world will restart. They need to decide now what to change on the next repeat of their existences to try and alter their fates. But is there anything they can do to keep Sephiroth from going insane? Time Travel Variation.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,820 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 8/30 - Published: 10/16/2013 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
It's All Good News Now by Tobirion reviews
Despite moving to Midgar Cloud still struggles reconciling traditional Nibelheim values with big-city urges. His virginity should be given to someone special, not a random hookup - but the only person who fits his criteria is his best friend, who is in a relationship of his own, no less. Friends with benefits turns out to be more complicated than anticipated. ASGZC.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,649 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 1/13 - [Cloud S., Sephiroth, Zack F., Genesis R.] - Complete
Counter Crisis by White Mage Koorii reviews
At first it was about preventing tragedy. For Cloud it soon becomes a fight to protect new bonds, tread untrod paths and find happy endings. Second chances aren't always easy in a time where ghosts live and heroes are human. [ Time Travel, Eventual Slash ]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 297,716 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 1,170 - Follows: 1,355 - Updated: 8/20 - Published: 3/25/2011 - [Cloud S., Sephiroth] [Zack F., Aerith G.]
SnowStorm by Shade the Hero reviews
A freak snow storm forces Zack to fight to survive in the frozen mountains. Surviving hypothermia isn't Zack's biggest worry however, it's earning the trust of a stubborn kid and keeping him hidden from a strict general. AU
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,998 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 12/9/2014 - Zack F.
Words are Power by Jediempress reviews
Collection of word based drabbles and one-shots given by reviewers which will be about ANYTHING and EVERYTHING: funny, angst, action, yaoi, het, friends, family, etc. List from Bipolarity. Still taking words. Please review as many of the individual ones as you can. Thanks.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 728 - Words: 576,808 - Reviews: 6088 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/8 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Sora, Riku, Cloud S., Roxas
Up is Down by The Shay-Shay reviews
The high seas and a vacation in the Caribbean...who could resist, right? The Elric brothers certainly can. Unfortunately, they're stuck and they're not alone. Pirates, goddesses and Krakens, oh my! Even Captain Jack Sparrow couldn't have predicted this...
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 69 - Words: 361,013 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/4 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Hector B., Alphonse E., Edward E.
Running Backwards by Acid burns reviews
Time-traveling-Cloud doesn't exactly know he's in the past and Cloud-from-the-past doesn't know why he's remembering things that haven't happened. Yet.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 38,302 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 8/2 - Published: 3/31/2014 - Cloud S., Sephiroth, Angeal H., Genesis R.
Denial by chardonnay-lily reviews
Cloud is the dumbstruck teenager who can't get Sephiroth out of his head. Sephiroth is the cold and closeted adult who can't get Cloud out of his life. Can the blonde even begin to gain his attention? Can the General even begin to allow himself to care? The twisted relationship of two differently affected people. Set in Crisis Core - Yaoi.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,823 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 8/2 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
It's Raining WHAT! by SubZeroChimera reviews
Cats, dogs, kittens and puppies. When an experimental materia goes missing due to a certain red-haired turk, all hell breaks loose as the SOLDIERS clean up the mess. Especially when one blonde cadet finds out the results of the materia worked a little different for him... Twoshot, slight AU, rated for language.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,544 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Cloud S. - Complete
Doll by Zetran reviews
Cloud Strife is given to Jenova in exchange for food and shelter for Cloud and his mother. Cloud doesn't seem to be a sacrifice, but what exactly does Jenova have in mind for him?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 95,201 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 1/19/2013 - [Sephiroth, Cloud S.]
If It Were Me Case of Cid by ZScalantian reviews
Note to self: never fucking trust any damn gold materia that's wedged in a place it's got no fucking right to be. (Time Travel) Rated for Language
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,409 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/11 - Published: 3/1 - Cloud S., Cid H., Vincent V., Zack F. - Complete
Entwined Lines by icyboots reviews
[Cloud/Sephiroth. Time Travel AU]. After finding a strange time materia, Sephiroth catches glimpses of the same person in different points of his life as he himself grows up. The question is... why?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,455 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 2/19 - [Cloud S., Sephiroth] - Complete
Turk by Lacks Gravitas reviews
Private Strife isn't prepared when a routine escort mission becomes something much more deadly. An alternate take on Episode 5 of Before Crisis that leads up to a drastic shift in Cloud's fate. He always did look good in a suit. Rated for coarse language.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,311 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/4 - Cloud S., Tseng, Elena, Gun
Ningyōtsukai by Strange and Intoxicating -rsa reviews
The boy king, a puppet on strings. He who controls him, controls the world. Sephiroth, though, has other plans. Controlled by Jenova, he was nothing. But with the help of a forgotten God, he can cut the strings... and destroy Shinra with his own hands.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,699 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Sephiroth, Cloud S.
The Little Guy by Toki Mirage reviews
The last thing Cloud wants, when given the chance, is to do it all over again. Instead, he chooses the normal life. After all, a Janitor could never save the world. But... well, it all starts with the General's coffee machine. TimeTravel C/S domCloud
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 115,243 - Reviews: 1311 - Favs: 2,253 - Follows: 2,378 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Ghost in the Machine by Zenthisoror reviews
There's something in the Shinra computer system that doesn't belong to the time. Accidentally sent back into the past as an artificial intelligence, the ghost in the machine is not happy, but what can be done but make good of a bad situation? (Time-travel!Cloud)
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 56,016 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 12/18/2014 - Cloud S.
Something More by kzam reviews
Cloud never had any interest in dating or relationships - and why would he? Life was good, and he had the best friend imaginable. When Zack starts pestering him into dating random people though, he begins to wonder...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,574 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/20 - [Zack F., Cloud S.] - Complete
Storms and Tides by BoomChick reviews
Cloud Strife really loves his summer job manning the lighthouse on the rocky seashore near his hometown. But in his last year there before moving on with his life, a stranded form on the beach changes everything. Merman AU. Sephiroth/Cloud
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,772 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 71 - Published: 3/15 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Legacy by RegenesisX reviews
With the help of Genesis Rhapsodos, Cloud Strife has been accepted into SOLDIER, but between rooming with his arch-nemesis, an instructor who hates him, and trying to discover which of his classmates is sabotaging him, living up to Genesis' legacy isn't going to be easy. Sequel to Making the Cut.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,621 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 7/11/2014 - Cloud S., Genesis R.
Paintball Wars by SubZeroChimera reviews
Trooper Cloud Strife, punching bag of the barracks, relative of chocobos, doormat of the military, and overall blonde extraordinaire, was not having a very good day. Why? Simple. Because some SOLDIER jackass was having a birthday. Rated for language, oneshot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,406 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/22 - Cloud S., Genesis R. - Complete
Sephiroth and the Phone Calls by FayrieFox reviews
Sephiroth learns that he need to be more careful when answering the phone, especially if it's Zack on the other line. Based off quotes from twigcollins and thorne scratch. -crack-
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,268 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Sephiroth, Zack F.
Plumage by Random One-Shot reviews
Cloud would have liked to say it was the sword or the eyes, but really, it was the hair. No one had hair like that except his mom, himself, and, well, this guy. So naturally he had to follow him. The trouble didn't start till after that, though.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,216 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Cloud S.
Aversion by kzam reviews
Cadet Cloud Strife has a new instructor, but it turns out the student/teacher fantasy in his mind might have been a bit unrealistic. When Instructor Fair treats him like the runt he is, his emotional state quickly deteriorates until he finds comfort under the guidance of someone he never expected. [temporarily on hiatus - undergoing some revision]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 70,643 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 11/10/2014 - Cloud S., Zack F., Genesis R.
Access Denied by icyboots reviews
In which Cloud takes his job too seriously. Oneshot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/27 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Chocobo Day Vacation by Deritine reviews
time-travel/loop, plotty crack. The Planet has discovered a brilliant way to live forever despite the numerous attempts to destroy it. Cloud isn't impressed. Sometimes you just have to dress in drag and speak in quotations to be the Hero.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,012 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Silver Tongue by icyboots reviews
In which Sephiroth uses Cloud's telepathy against him. Sephiroth/Cloud. Oneshot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/12 - [Cloud S., Sephiroth] - Complete
Aurora by Tobirion reviews
An infantryman eats his daily lunch outside in the cold, and after a time a SOLDIER joins him. This involves a lot of hot chocolate.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,908 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/8 - [Genesis R., Cloud S.] Zack F. - Complete
Stealing Heartlines by Reinamy's Cloud reviews
In which General Sephiroth falls in love with a thief. Canon AU.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,566 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 12/22/2014 - [Cloud S., Sephiroth]
The Cloud Gamer by Kebara reviews
Cloud knew there were only so many times someone could be run through by a seven foot katana before they die, so when he perishes at the hands of the resurrected Sephiroth atop the decaying ShinRa tower he isn't surprised to be surrounded by the comforting glow of green. What does get him is the rather hard to miss -Game Over- hovering in front of his face. (UNDERGOING REWRITE)
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,747 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Cloud S.
The Coffin Room by The Protector of Light reviews
A young Sephiroth explores the basement of Shinra Manor to hide from Hojo and is shocked with what (or rather who) he finds.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/21/2014 - Vincent V., Sephiroth - Complete
Evil Apartment by Staryday reviews
Zack had laughed when Cloud said his apartment hated him. But three stubbed toes and two randomly slamming doors later, he began to think Cloud might be right. Zack/Cloud
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,759 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2014 - [Cloud S., Zack F.] - Complete
Learning and Teaching by Alma Heart reviews
The mentoring program is now mandatory and all SOLDIER 1sts assigned to cadets. There are some misgivings on both sides. But will the relationships between our favorite 1sts and some equally loved young ones turn out good for everyone? Not just C and S.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,792 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth, Genesis R., Reno
Until We Fall by MakoHeadrush reviews
It's Cloud's last chance to make it into SOLDIER after failing the entrance exam twice. Will he make it in and be able to live his dream to serve under his idol Sephiroth's command? Or will Cloud's hopes be dashed after an unfortunate incident in the VR training room. Rated T to start, rating may change later on to M depending upon the content of subsequent chapters.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,912 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 10/20/2014
Terrorism & Anarchy by VarianN reviews
Cloud's first thought on waking in the Shinra training grounds..."Where's the hidden camera?". What is one supposed to do when they find themselves inexplicably in the past? Become a terrorist four years early, of course. And look up a few old friends.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 121,690 - Reviews: 1306 - Favs: 3,009 - Follows: 3,124 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Cloud S., Zack F.
It began with the giggling by Halo Cyan reviews
A very angry Genesis bursts into Angeal's room to accuse Zack of mischief. Angeal would like to defend his student, but he knows it's useless. After all, Zack had been giggling before it all began. Now a multi-chapter story where Genesis is being pranked for mysterious reasons and Zack isn't the only one behind it.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,584 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Sephiroth, Zack F., Angeal H., Genesis R. - Complete
All Night (or Until the Party's Over) by Tobirion reviews
Zack and Cloud attend a fancy party for one of Zack's professors, but early into the night Cloud is left to his own devices. In the safety of the kitchen he meets another awkward partygoer. Afterward his evening gets significantly better.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,977 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/26/2014 - [Cloud S., Sephiroth] Angeal H., Genesis R. - Complete
On the Way by icyboots reviews
"Sometimes, you meet a person and know that you can be great friends with them if the circumstances got you to meet up with them more frequently. You fit that case to a T, Cloud." Oneshot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/15/2014 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
The Nibel Witch Project by Tobirion reviews
Cloud Strife is not a witch. Or, at least, that's what he's always said and believed. But after a mob of villagers chase him into the local haunted mansion, he is forced to reconsider when he meets a strange group of men. They say their friend is trapped by a horrible curse, confined to a raven's body. They say they need the help of a witch to save him. ASGZC.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,226 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 137 - Published: 10/31/2014 - Cloud S., Sephiroth, Zack F., Genesis R.
Haunting by BoomChick reviews
The last thing Zack wants is to spend the night at the Golden Saucer's Haunted Inn. Especially if it means sharing a room with Sephiroth. Can a series of hauntings repair such a broken friendship? Warnings for Blood, gore, suicidal imagery, Survivor's Guilt, flashbacks, horror elements, and child endangerment/death. Proceed with caution. Mentions of Zack/Aerith and Seph/Cloud.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,951 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/27/2014 - Sephiroth, Zack F. - Complete
Stuck in Your Head by icyboots reviews
This was something right out of one of those comics he liked to read as a child. A possibility he thought about in passing, never to be addressed again. He could read minds. Sephiroth/Cloud. Semi-AU. Oneshot for asreoninfusion.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,588 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/28/2014 - [Cloud S., Sephiroth] - Complete
Prison by BoomChick reviews
An incarcerated librarian with an environmental terrorist roommate, a mysterious and familiar ex-yakuza gangster with mischief in his mismatched eyes, and a very long reading list. Prison is not what Cloud Strife expected. Sephiroth/Cloud, written as a prize on tumblr for Cactuscarousel! Contains some violence! Cover art by TOMOWOWOWO! Find her on tumblr or in my profile!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,064 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/26/2014 - Cloud S., Barret W., Sephiroth - Complete
Special Delivery by Shade the Hero reviews
Strife Delivery Service has become a very successful business and more and more important clients are calling in every day, however one Delivery trumps them all and it'll take help from all of Cloud's friends to make sure the Delivery arrives safely.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,686 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 7/23/2014 - [Cloud S., Tifa L.] Denzel
Mother Chocobo by icyboots reviews
In which Cloud cares. Perhaps too much. AVALANCHE fic. Oneshot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/8/2014 - Cloud S. - Complete
On the 24th Strike by icyboots reviews
The day was nothing special. Bday drabble.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Cloud S. - Complete
Double Trouble by SubZeroChimera reviews
Time travel AU. Some bad language, oneshot. The goddess has deemed it fit for the world to have another chance, perhaps a happier go-around this time. And indeed, it all changed when there was not one, but two Cloud Strifes.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,059 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 55 - Published: 7/15/2014
Anniversaries by icyboots reviews
He had to face the fact that he was in a time where he wasn't needed, a time where none of his friends remembered him the way he did. The only one who did remember was his worst enemy. Oneshot. Semi-AU. SxC. [Follow-up to Still Kill The Old Way].
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,713 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/12/2014 - [Cloud S., Sephiroth] - Complete
The Deaths of General Sephiroth by BoomChick reviews
"The first time Sephiroth died, Angeal was waiting above him. He watched him plummet into the mako, and then he watched him suffer." Rated T for some macabre imagery. Pairings: References to Aerith/Zack. Canonical Character Deaths included. ONESHOT!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,631 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2014 - Aerith G., Sephiroth, Zack F., Angeal H. - Complete
Intelligent Conversation by RegenesisX reviews
In which Cloud and Genesis add their two cents to the plethora of urban myths and conundrums regarding their comrades and coworkers.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,620 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Cloud S., Genesis R.
Guardian Angeal by Alley Cat Sunflower reviews
Angeal just wants a nice evening out drinking with his buddies Genesis and Sephiroth. Unfortunately, their fan clubs are intent on thwarting his plans for the night, and he ends up being on double-babysitting duty as Genesis and Sephiroth get in over their heads. Pre-Crisis Core. T for alcohol and suggestive themes. No overt pairings. I do not own Final Fantasy or the cover art!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,456 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2014 - Sephiroth, Angeal H., Genesis R. - Complete
Trinity by BoomChick reviews
Sephiroth, Zack, and Cloud go on what ought to be a routine mission. But some things are hard to hold your concentration through. Mentions of Sephiroth/Cloud. Oneshot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,853 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/15/2014 - Cloud S., Sephiroth, Zack F. - Complete
Hero by DyraDrabbles reviews
Zack is sent back in time in an attempt to prevent the Nibelheim incident. He didn't account for royally screwing up everything he tries to fix.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,310 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Sephiroth, Zack F.
Not Again! by Catsitta reviews
Gaia makes a mistake when trying to purge Calamity's son from the Lifestream. Instead of destroying Sephiroth, She sends him into the past. A past where his life and destiny are changed completely. Time travel/AU
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,353 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Sephiroth, Cloud S.
Never Have I Ever by FFlove190 reviews
Zack and Sephiroth find themselves trapped and with nothing better to do. So they play a game to get to know each other. Z/S Fluff
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,420 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2014 - [Zack F., Sephiroth] - Complete
Still Kill The Old Way by icyboots reviews
He heard a saying a long time ago: "Absence makes the heart grow fonder." He refused to think it applied to Cloud, for he was an enemy and Sephiroth didn't have the heart. Oneshot. Semi-AU. SxC.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/1/2014 - [Sephiroth, Cloud S.] - Complete
By a Fraction of a Degree by findthetiger129 reviews
An altered flight path causes the Turks to find Zack and Cloud before the army does, but don't think things'll be perfect just because Zack's still alive. The Turks have their own problems to contend with, and let's not forget about Sephiroth and Deepground. Runs from the end of CC to where AC would have ended. Pairings mostly canon. Everything changed when Reno sneezed...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 92 - Words: 570,218 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Cloud S., Zack F., Kunsel, Shotgun - Complete
Observations by SHADOWoftheFOX reviews
Sephiroth tries to better understand people by observing Genesis, Zack, and Angeal. Unsurprisingly, it doesn't really help him much. -Nine out of ten dentists agree that you should read this fic!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,736 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Sephiroth, Zack F., Angeal H., Genesis R. - Complete
A Halloween in Edge by BoomChick reviews
Cloud hates Halloween. Especially when the universe decides to surprise him in the middle of his least-favorite night of the year.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,337 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
A SOLDIER's Weapon by Oniko reviews
There is a mysterious new SOLDIER at ShinRa. Sephiroth searches for the truth about Cloud Strife, ShinRa, and himself, while being haunted by the possibilities of darker futures. AC!Cloud/Young!Sephiroth
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 116,288 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 999 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Two of a kind by Winds of time reviews
Six years old Cloud Strife was only minding his own business, but randomly getting an older brother was kind of awesome. Even if he now lived inside his head and claimed his name was Cloud Strife too. Time-travel with a twist, slow-building SephirothxAC!Cloud.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,241 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 1,113 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 7/25/2012 - [Cloud S., Sephiroth]
Side Quests by White Mage Koorii reviews
A collection of small scenes that just wouldn't fit in the main story of Counter Crisis.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,667 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Cloud S., Sephiroth, Zack F.
Guardian Angel by smeltlikesafety reviews
Cloud finds that he is going mental. That, or someone has been looking out for him. Everything's always alright in the end.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Everybody Loves Cloud by CrisisChild reviews
One happy, hapless day in Shinra, Cloud's hair falls into one of Hojo's concoctions - a vat of mako laced with a strong aphrodisiac meant for Sephiroth. The strangest day for Cloud ensues. Cloud x everyone in Shinra
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,807 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Will You Always by Sorul reviews
The Planet dies, after a long battle to fight the poison infecting the lifestream. She must once more place her trust in her Hero, even if he doesn't know it himself.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,332 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Invictus by Cpl.Hicks reviews
Although controversial, mako injection is the first step toward becoming a SOLDIER. Fresh out of the country, Cadet Cloud Strife is eager to receive his 'rite of passage', at whatever the cost. But when he finally obtains his wish and is injected the mysterious cells, the side effects prove deadly and threaten his sanity and life. (C/S: M for language, violence, sex, drugs)
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 380,529 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Movie Night by Shinobi Saru Corp reviews
The three top SOLDIER members are not getting along. In order to increase 'team unity', Angeal suggests a movie night. Things seem to go fine, that is, until they realize what the movie they are watching is about. A one-shot
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,354 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Sephiroth, Angeal H., Genesis R. - Complete
Lights Out, or Why It is Best Not to Anger the Turks by Genesis R reviews
Zack, Cloud, and Kunsel take a trip to the Turk floor to show them who's boss. Unfortunately for them, the lights suddenly go out - and the Turks are out for revenge.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,950 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Zack F., Cloud S., Kunsel - Complete
The Colors of a Smile by CSKazaam reviews
In a promise to Zack, Cloud has vowed to get Sephiroth to smile. The thing is, there's just not that much to smile about these days, and Cloud doesn't even know the man. What's a desperate infantryman to do when nothing seems to work?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,200 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Killer Cadet by SubZeroChimera reviews
Oneshot, slight AU. As if the SOLDIER training regime wasn't cruel enough, things start getting out of hand for the poor blonde from Nibelheim when rumours of a murderous cadet begin circulating through the ranks. How will poor Cloud Strife survive when even the SOLDIERS themselves are afraid? Rated T for language.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,089 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Cloud S. - Complete
Morning Routine by Luddles reviews
A peek into the daily lives of the SOLDIER First Class, particularly what they do in the morning. Involves Genesis in a bathrobe, Angeal making breakfast, and Sephiroth towel-whipping people. Pre-CC. Oneshot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Angeal H., Genesis R. - Complete
Magica Madoka Veneficus Puella by Moiderah reviews
This story's dead. Every single time someone favorites this, I die a little inside.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 108,741 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Madoka K., Homura A.
The Answer by MillieBee reviews
When Cloud messes with a prototype 'materia accelerator' in the ruins of Shinra HQ, he is sent back in time to when he first joined the Shinra Electric Power Company. He wants this second chance to count, but there are rules and they cannot be broken. Also, Zack is very distracting. Inspired by a quote from Doctor Who. Post-game, pre-AC, breaks CC canon. Gen.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,519 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Professor Strife by Basilton reviews
Denzel stumbles into the past, Cloud follows to protect his son. The Crisis is beginning again, but as head of the science department Cloud can change it. Before, the world was saved by the lives of millions. This time, can he save those lives as well?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 73,204 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 1,343 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Cloud S., Zack F.
Your Wings by Winds of time reviews
AU. Actor, business man, even singer and fashion model when it struck his fancy, Sephiroth had a schedule worse than the President's, enough whims to put a pregnant woman to shame and a demanding and largely overbearing personality. For his personal assistant Cloud Strife, he was a nightmare. Then there was that creep Hojo on TV, blabbering wild stories about mutants... CxS
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,192 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012 - [Cloud S., Sephiroth] - Complete
Ripples in Time by ShivaVixen reviews
Time Travel AU. Second chances, Redemption, and a Gamble of faith. They've done the impossible before, this time it's all or nothing, and they plan on 'all'. Warning: Story will go into Psychological issues, violence, mild cursing and ocasional pseudo-science and innuendo.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 107,128 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Cloud S., Vincent V. - Complete
Delivery by Catsitta reviews
Cloud Strife never made it to Midgar to become a SOLDIER. In fact, he disappeared completely. On the same day he vanished, a mysterious stranger begins delivering cryptic messages and bizarre packages to those bound by a destiny that they didn't even know they shared. To matters weirder, only the recipients seem to see the delivery boy! Very AU. Implied Time Travel.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,721 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Complete
Causes Stain, Stay Away by Aoi Para reviews
Living in a world that is divided into strict classes, doing the right thing is often very hard, because the right thing could cause you to lose rank. Too bad doing the wrong thing can do that to you too. SC, SZ, ZC, ZxEveryone, SCZ; rape.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 147,024 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Odds and Ends by Auto-Regen reviews
Rating: K to M Shorts from a prompt list. Covers the AUs that I've written for, and other oneshots. Yaoi, Cloud-centric
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Cloud S.
Draw With Me: Sketches by XpaperplaneX reviews
Stories related to the Draw With Me universe, filling in blanks and expanding on things mentioned in the original fic. Chapter 3/4: A routine mission turns sour when Sephiroth realizes just where he and Cloud have been sent.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,789 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Um, What the Hell? by Klavieres reviews
So, Zack agreed to go back in time to change a few things, yeah? And usually, in all the numerous Time Travel fics, the actual time traveling turns out okay. Unfortunately for Zack, he's still kinda, you know, dead. So how the heck's that gonna help?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,611 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Zack F.
Mislabelled by XpaperplaneX reviews
The sequel to Handle With Care. Cloud and Sephiroth have adjusted to their roles as toy and owner, but life isn't always easy, even with each other. Dealing with the past and the present can be a rough ride.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,516 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
The Turks' Way by LunaStorm reviews
If Sephiroth can be manipulated by the stuff in the ShinRa Mansion library, Vincent'll make sure that he's manipulated in the right direction. And while he's at it... well... he might as well, mightn't he?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,869 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Vincent V. - Complete
Aftermath by Catsitta reviews
After destroying Nibelheim, Sephiroth begins his quest to cleanse the world of humankind. But when his mentor, a man he watched die, starts to appear at every turn, leaving behind cryptic clues, he begins to question everything he thought true. The fate of the Planet depends on Sephiroth learning the lessons one man sought to teach him in life. Sequel to 'Cause and Effect'. CxS
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,629 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Double the Strife by fringeperson reviews
Zack knew Cloud better than anyone, no matter what Aerith said. It was a guy thing. So when Zack suggested a plan that was intended for his own benefit as much as preventing the whole 'rocks fall, people die' bit... Well, he agreed. oneshot, complete, don't own. No stated pairings.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,731 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 110 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Cloud S. - Complete
Cause and Effect by Catsitta reviews
Gift for Meggurra: Sometimes, changing the past causes unexpected results. AU. Time travel. AC!Cloud x Young!Sephiroth. Complete.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,249 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Unwound by Auto-Regen reviews
An unfortunate incident gives Cloud a second chance. Timefic, AU, M/M, M/M/M
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,887 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Cloud S., Zack F., Sephiroth, Reno
Laying Claim by Auto-Regen reviews
Follows 'What Makes a Hero'. Sephiroth has an unhealthy attachment to his guardian, and seeing the man with Zack sets his blood on fire.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,662 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Cloud S., Reno, Sephiroth, Zack F.
For You by Auto-Regen reviews
Sequel to Understanding. Sephiroth wonders why the other children avoid him. Time fic.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Ghosts by Kareian reviews
Cloud's life has finally started to settle down, until a wandering stranger catches his eye. A stranger walking in Zack's skin, with no memory as to who he is or where he came from. Will this man break Cloud? Or will he finally help heal him? Yaoi ZXC/CXZ
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 79,368 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Cloud S., Zack F.
Wait For It by Mayonaka no Ame reviews
It wasn't exactly a scene from a fairy tale. It wasn't original or clever or even remotely romantic. But as Cloud dropped the ring into her hand, his eyes asking the question she had always dreamed of, Tifa knew there was only one possible answer… "No."
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 83,327 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Phoenix Flame by Rhapsidiast reviews
Gen. TimeTravel. Three were sent to the past, separately. One to change the past. One to change the future. And the other remains hidden. There was a chance to repair broken bonds and save the lives lost, but of course, it comes with a cost.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 88,248 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Cloud S., Genesis R.
Adjusting by Winds of time reviews
Sephiroth had been waiting for an equal his whole life, but he had certainly not been expecting this bizarre man who is against Shinra but not really, and whose secrets are somehow pissing him off. Maybe it's time for a change of scenery. CxS
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,058 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 51 - Published: 5/13/2012 - [Sephiroth, Cloud S.] - Complete
Perhaps I'm Not Who I Thought I Was by Yargy the Pirate Queen reviews
Oh Snap! I've been transported into kingdom hearts and into the clutches of Organization XIII. What could they possibly want with me? I don't know, but I'll be darned to heck if I give up with out a fight!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 192,809 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 9/20/2006
How To Be Human by Cryingravens13 reviews
Growing up in the Shinra Labs left little room to learn what it was like to be a human. Sephiroth might be the greatest swordsman, but what do Angeal and Genesis find out he can't do? Rated M for Language,Guy on Guy lovings and other goodies. Please R&R!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,173 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Sephiroth, Genesis R.
Timewarps, bad Geek Speak, and Other Insanities by fringeperson reviews
Cloud, on waking up some time backwards in time, decides to make a new identity for himself and see if he can't fix a thing or two before they break. oneshot, don't own, complete, up for adoption.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,121 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 133 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Cloud S. - Complete
A Twist of Fate by Catsitta reviews
Gift for karupin sama: It was a twist of fate that no one expected, especially not the three men thrown from their world into its future. Watch as Sephiroth, Genesis and Angeal learn the truth about themselves and their destiny.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,323 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
To Cloud Strife of Nibelheim by Rhapsidiast reviews
Running the delivery service, it never occurred to Cloud that a parcel would be delivered to him. Not when he was doing the delivery. And especially not one that came from Gongaga of all places. Oneshot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,679 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Accidents Happen by Catsitta reviews
Cloud was accident prone. Enough said. ASGZC oneshot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Cloud S. - Complete
Spoons by Catsitta reviews
"Zack, why is your living room covered in spoons?" There are some questions you can't help but ask.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Ho, Ho, the Mistletoe by Prisoner Len reviews
Zack has been assigned the task of throwing the annual Shinra Christmas party. And he may have gotten a little carried away with the mistletoe, which could be why Cloud's hiding in a closet. For ShadesofImagination and underhandlilies. Happy holidays
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Cloud S., Genesis R. - Complete
11:11 by underhandlilies reviews
Sometimes, one harmless wish can trigger a domino effect — and turn out to be not so harmless after all. Eleven wishes, eleven days, and a lot of damage for the wisher...Cloud really wishes he'd never wished at all. eventual Zack/Cloud. Cracky mayhem.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,680 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
Make a Wish by Tobirion reviews
Cloud gets suckered into cleaning out old Mr. Hojo's attic. While cleaning he discovers an old lamp — a lamp with four genies crammed inside. Angeal/Sephiroth/Genesis/Zack/Cloud; ASGZC.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,417 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 57 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Tales of the Nibel Mountains by fringeperson reviews
Cloud Strife was kicked out of Nibelheim when his mother died; he was only five years old. He was adopted by the most unlikely of creatures: Nibel Wolves. based loosely on Jungle Book stories. oneshot complete don't own. onesided, Seph/Cloud beginnings.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 102 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Cloud S. - Complete
Shadow Play by underhandlilies reviews
After finding a shadow — minus its owner — Cloud invites it to stay with him. The only problem: he can't really tell who it belongs to; the person who, secretly, is wondering, in turn, where his shadow is. Genesis/Cloud.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,856 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 61 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Genesis R., Cloud S. - Complete
Cerulean Silver vs Amber Gold by hikaranko reviews
Edward Elric has been put on his stupidest assignment yet: babysitting. Everyone else calls it undercover work. To Ed, it's babysitting. But there's more to this assignment than what's on file... FMAHP crossover, DxHr. please review! Chapter 41 FINALLY UP.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 41 - Words: 263,155 - Reviews: 2033 - Favs: 1,422 - Follows: 1,321 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M., Alphonse E., Edward E.
Boxers Or Briefs? by tmntyyh reviews
It was a simple question. Too bad Vincent would rather not answer him. Short one-shot. Warnings are inside.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Cid H., Vincent V. - Complete
Love by Auto-Regen reviews
Prequel to Unwound. The thoughts of a dying man. Warning: Very light M/M
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
The LOVELESS Incident by RegenesisX reviews
When a certain possession of a certain commander goes missing courtesy of a certain SOLDIER Second, it's up to Cloud to return it. Or end up stuck behind a curtain all afternoon. BONUS CHAPTER: The Can Opener battle.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,646 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Cloud S., Genesis R. - Complete
Juxtaposition by linggan reviews
Cloud finds himself back to when he just failed the SOLDIER exam. Sephiroth finds himself with a new secretary. Oh dear.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,782 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Understanding by Auto-Regen reviews
Only one person understands Sephiroth. Time fic.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
Mako Baths by Prisoner Len reviews
Zack needs a favor. A huge favor. And Cloud only agrees to it because leaving Sephiroth in the labs doesn't sound like such a good idea. CxS; oneshot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,113 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Grand Theft Gato by Ardwynna Morrigu reviews
Spite and sympathy spur Sephiroth to spring a specimen from the lab. In his pants.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,738 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Fins by underhandlilies reviews
Blackmailed and sent diving for treasure, Cloud thinks his job is an easy one. That's until he's dragged away by mermen. Sephiroth/Zack/Cloud. Birthday fic for Prisoner Len.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,389 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
Draw With Me by XpaperplaneX reviews
A wall kept them separated, but Sephiroth would do anything to protect his only friend, even destroy the planet.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,671 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 61 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Invisible M by Tobirion reviews
Cloud inherits the house of his dreams after his Great-Uncle Hojo dies, and he thinks that finally, things might be looking up. It's too bad that he's not the only one inhabiting the mansion. ASGZC. **title changed momentarily-not permanent!**
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 110,393 - Reviews: 2201 - Favs: 1,474 - Follows: 1,661 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Sephiroth, Cloud S.
The Problem with Puppies by joudama reviews
In which Nibelheim never happens, because Zack is a puppy, and the problem with puppies is that puppies try to eat EVERYTHING.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,329 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Sephiroth, Zack F.
Bad Days Can Be Good by Soyna reviews
Cloud is having a really bad day that turns out to be not that bad after all.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,305 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Hide'n'Scream by Prisoner Len reviews
Hide and seek in a dark apartment is a terrible idea—especially if you're Cloud Strife and you're completely terrified of Zack's hall closet. And the dark. And axe murderers. CxS; oneshot
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Midnight Exchange by carzla reviews
[One Shot - Based on 'The Fifth Act'] He marched through the hallways purposefully, his mind focused on one goal. One person. It was probably Not A Good Idea... and that was putting it mildly.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,375 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
Visitations by carzla reviews
[One Shot - Based on 'The Fifth Act'] On Cloud's suggestion, Vincent takes Sephiroth to see Lucrecia. What they did not expect was to get a surprise visitor... or two.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Vincent V., Sephiroth, Lucrecia C. - Complete
White Mage by BubbleFairy03 reviews
Aerith was prepared for a lot of things when she started volunteering at Midgar Hospital. Death, blood, guts. . .surely not a front row seat to the weirdest romance story she'd ever seen. After all, chocobos and porcupines just DON'T mix. Clack AU
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,916 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 8/18/2010 - [Cloud S., Zack F.] - Complete
To Make You Smile by FicletMistress reviews
In which Zack is very late for his date with Aerith and uses a few of the tricks up his sleeve to earn her forgiveness. Fluffy gift for a friend from Spain.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Zack F., Aerith G. - Complete
Nightwatch by underhandlilies reviews
Being a museum docent is definitely the best job ever—until newbie Cloud gets locked in when statues are coming to life. According to HIM, anyway. Implied future ASGZC. Messed with time-periods. For ShadesofImagination.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,369 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
Handle With Care by XpaperplaneX reviews
Cloud had no idea how his life would change on the day he was sent to deliver some papers to the former general Sephiroth's office. A mistaken identity turns his world upside down.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,396 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
In Your Dreams by Tobirion reviews
Sephiroth's been dreaming. In his dreams he meets a boy with a bright smile and eyes just like his, a boy who's convinced that he's dreaming too. Sephiroth/Cloud.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,032 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 171 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Sephiroth, Cloud S.
Dear Kunsel by Sinnatious reviews
One-shot. After Avalanche tries to blow up the Sector 5 Reactor, Cloud starts getting messages from a mysteriously well-informed stranger on his PHS.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,508 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 98 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Cloud S., Kunsel - Complete
The Fifth Act by Sinnatious reviews
Cloud has an accident with a Time materia. There are people to save, and for that, some people need to die.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 38 - Words: 169,887 - Reviews: 2549 - Favs: 4,045 - Follows: 1,110 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Making It Work by Etrixan reviews
Zack knows the Nibelheim mission isn’t going well. Taking Cloud along to dig the General out of the basement is a gamble, but his only hope. There's no way he could've foreseen everything that would result from it.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,720 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 1,547 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
The Art of Innocence by TwinTrouble reviews
Zack has returned, not from the dead, but from hiding. Cloud is relieved to see the old friend he had to keep swearing was dead, but Tifa and the others don’t quite get what’s going on… No slash.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,654 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 58 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Kindred Spirits by Alma Heart reviews
She's wild, they say. A chocobo who attacks everyone who comes to her. No one can ride her anymore. But the General sees something different in her, something familiar. Maybe, out of all the others, Sephiroth can understand why she acts this way.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,490 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sephiroth - Complete
Cedric Diggory, the Inferi by Troublemaker-In-Chief reviews
Bella Swan finds a mysterious newspaper with a picture of Edward Cullen in it. They call him 'Cedric Diggory' and an 'Inferi' and urge anyone with information on him to call their toll-free hotline. Major Twilight bashing!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Kingsley S., N. Tonks
Reluctant Hero by Meralin reviews
A tale of how one man must embrace his past to fight for the future of all; a tale of broken loyalties and leadership, and the choices one must make. A variant novelization of FFT. Rated "M" for violence, language, and adult situations.
Final Fantasy: Tactics - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 106,940 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 2/1/2008
Holiday Blues by Moonlite Knight reviews
Artemis, reunited at last with his own family, does not see the point of spending the holidays with them, least of all his new brothers. And a family dinner only strengthened his resolve. That is, at first.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,410 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Artemis F. - Complete
He Was A Quiet Man by Estora reviews
The one thing Charlie Swan regretted the most was that he never got to see his little girl grow up.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Charlie S., Bella - Complete
Allure of Honey by Sinnatious reviews
Cloud winds up in an outfit he swore he would never wear again. Crossdressing. Everyone/Cloud.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,915 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 68 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Headlight by Lacuna Inc reviews
If Stephenie Meyer can tell the same story from a billion different points of view, then so can I. Twilight as told from Tyler's Van's POV.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009
Last One Standing by amantebandido reviews
The four most unlikely teens get banded together to play a terrible game that leads them to the darkest places on Earth. Who is forcing them to play, and what do they know about the connection between Artemis and his mysterious new bodyguard?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,771 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009
Edward Cullen meets Batman by Van Wolfe reviews
During his rebellious days while he hunted criminals, Edward meets The Dark Knight himself. One shot.
Crossover - Batman & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,436 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Edward
Fusion by Knowing Shadows reviews
CURRENTLY ON HIATUS. Yaoi Cloud Strife finds it hard to deal with what he had to do to save his world, but now the Planet will give him a chance to change things for himself and for General Sephiroth.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 156,498 - Reviews: 1398 - Favs: 1,675 - Follows: 1,241 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 7/14/2002 - Sephiroth, Cloud S.
The Very Important Question by Moonlite Knight reviews
Artemis Fowl can do anything once he sets his mind on it. He can even ask Holly a very important question. Too bad he doesn’t know it’s one question he should never ask. COMPLETE
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Edward meets Sherlock Holmes by Van Wolfe reviews
Why did Edward stop hunting criminals? During those brief ten years, he was just like a superhero...So why? Because he met someone. A man named Sherlock Holmes.
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,556 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Sherlock Holmes, Edward - Complete
Chicken Soup for Arty's Soul by Moonlite Knight reviews
Artemis falls ill and loses his voice. And if that wasn't bad enough, Holly drops by for an unexpected visit. Poor Artemis. COMPLETE. Slight AxH.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,969 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
A Mere Digression by elle6778 reviews
COMPLETE. A digression was what Sesshoumaru called it. 'It' being the heated encounters between him and Kagome which took place simply because neither of them could resist. Heed warnings and notes in the first chapter.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,471 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Child's Play by Yargy the Pirate Queen reviews
A Kadaj hater recieves a Kadaj action figure from her two friends. Things get crazy when they discover that the action figure is not a mere action figure. Can the girls survive what the life stream has to dish out?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,952 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 8/19/2006
Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI reviews
Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 1866 - Favs: 2,214 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Xaldin, Vexen - Complete
Altered Perception by Sevlow reviews
After Havoc goes AWOL while on a mission, everyone starts to wonder why he is acting so strangely.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 82,910 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Jean H., Roy M. - Complete
Under the Broken Pipe by LittleDuchess reviews
Al does have some wonderful memories of a happy childhood. One involves a spectacular prank, a water pipe bursting on the hottest day of the year and his brother and best friend. Rating because kids aren't bothered with modesty. Sheesh, little nudists!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Five Seven Five by Samurai101 reviews
Roy and Maes engage in a battle of wit, trickey, and.....haiku?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Maes H., Roy M. - Complete
Naming the Enemy by XD reviews
With friends - and family, like Sephiroth, who needs enemies? Not Cloud, that's for sure.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,108 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 52 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
Trivial Matters by Aries Draco reviews
Only Saix would consider something like this trivial information... After an accident in the Land of the Dragons, Saix is a little... different. A lot different. But in some ways, she's still the same... *finally updated again!*
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,464 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Saïx
Alice by Scripta Lexicona reviews
What nanny wouldn't want to care for such a nice quiet child? AU.
American McGee's Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
Condemned by That Vintage Dress reviews
Finally you cry because you know that you will never escape from loving him. A different kind of QuilClaire story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Complete
Happy New Year by AznTigress reviews
Cloud and the gang are invited to partake in an age-old tradition in Wutai. Problems arise as he's not sure he's dressed for the occasion. -OneShot-
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,330 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Cloud S. - Complete
Thorns by Vathara reviews
What if Aeris found unexpected help before Zack broke out? AU.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45,428 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 965 - Follows: 139 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
If You Give A Mouse A Cookie by Kinkatia reviews
Death Note and Invader Zim. And that, Zim, is why I disassembled your robot friend. Because he was trying to give a mouse a cookie.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Complete
Kingdom Idiots! by Hisa-Me Kurai reviews
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Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,962 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 1/18/2007
Welcome To The Family! by Hisa-Me Kurai reviews
Reno & Jayden have just announced their wedding plans, & the SHM are less than thrilled. In fact, they're prepared to do everything in their power to stop this wedding from ever happening! Sequel to 'A Fangirl's Dream Come True,,,YEAH RIGHT'
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,753 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 3/9/2007
My Furry Nemesis by ducksgoQUACK reviews
Tifa gets a puppy to keep her company, but this little dog isn't what it seems. In fact, it kind of has it out for the rest of the FF7 gang...how will they handle their new enemy? Chapter 3: The Bra Incident, part 2 is up!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,423 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Tifa L.
Tifamisu by monochromed reviews
Sir, I don't think that buying Miss Lockhart's bar and turning it into a café is the best way to woo her.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,069 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Tifa L., Rufus
FFVII Xi Era Saeculum Apostasiae by Anguipes Seraph reviews
2000 years after FF7. Humanity lives in cities shielded against the ferocious natural cycle of growth that can swallow unprotected settlements in months, and electricity is strictly rationed. Only the mysterious Apostasy live outside the shields...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,885 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/6/2007 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Jenova
A Fangirl's Dream Come True:::YEAH RIGHT! by Hisa-Me Kurai reviews
Jayden Schwartz is a closet gamer and wants to keep it that way. But what happens when the CG characters she worships appear in her world? Love, right? WRONG! Think regular interrogating, run ins with the cops, a nosy family and you'll be more on target.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 123,941 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Complete
Final Fantasy VII: Office Supplies by Zhangman's Shadow reviews
A dark force looms on the horizon...more importantly, Cloud's bad monday, Cid's smoking ban, Aeris with power tools, Tifa vs. the copier, Sephiroth hums in the elevator, Rufus's new door, Barret conspires, Vincent's disgruntled, and Reno's late...again
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,077 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Cloud S.
Hunter's Chance by Melomancer reviews
[FFT Writing Circle Challenge I] Zalbag decides to take the day off at Zirekile Falls to hunt. However, even there things don't quite go according to plan....
Final Fantasy: Tactics - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Complete
Sesshoumaru's flowers by Gesserit reviews
Sesshoumaru tells Rin that the flowers she picks die. Then he finds himself forced to mend his doing, because she grows sad. What will he do? Oneshot. Sess in character!
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
From Thief to Hero and Heroes reviews
He was a thief, a commoner, an orphan. No one knew who he was, and he preferred to keep it that way. He only stole anything that was of great worth, from jewelry to priceless artifacts. That is, until he set his sights on the keyblade...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Sora