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Name: I am named Butter Toast. Because butter toast is buttery. And toasty.

Ok, to start things out, here's my little policy:

1. You review, I reply. You know why? Cause it makes people feel nice, and it makes me feel nice, so everyone's happy!

2. You flame a very bad flame, I laugh at you. Just a note to encourage people to start flaming when they want to actually critique my writing and point out some problems. Otherwise, I laugh. Why? Cause flames that just flame are pretty damn funny.

3. I update late. Reason? Writer's block. I get it too frequently. I have the ideas, but when I actually try to type it down it just...disappears. It finally got to the point where I just stop caring and stop the fic for a bit, which later turns into almost up to a year. If anyone can tell me how to get rid of this, I would greatly appreciate it. I would love you, hug you, glomp you, whatever else I can do to show my love. So, come on! Help me out! You know you want a hug~

That's about it.

Description to come later

Oh yeah, one thing. I like quotes. So I have a lot of quotes. A LOT OF QUOTES. So if you don't want to waste your time trying to read all of them (unless you like quotes too and are interested to read them) them I would encourage to scroll through them all. Anyways, carry on.


- None of these quotes are mine, except for a couple. I don't know where some of the quotes are from. If you know, then feel free to point it out, I'll be more than happy to fix it.

"Look what nicotine did to MEEEEE!!" - My cousin. Supposed to make fun of people who smoke? I don't know, ask him.

"A pretty girl can kiss a guy, the morning sun can kiss the grass, but you, my friend, may kiss my ass."

"It's shiny, new, and big starred!" - Me and two of my friends, describing a soccer ball I bought for my sister on her birthday. We actually did this on accident.

"I swear to drunk I'm not God."

"My grandma was yelling at me for bringing her medicine 5 hours late, but then she got all quiet..." - Cosmo, from 'Fairly Odd Parents'

"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor." - George Carlin

"At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom." - George Carline

"Atheism is a non-prophet organization." - George Carlin

"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things." - George Carlin

"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity." - George Carlin

"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." - George Carlin

"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?" - George Carlin

"I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it." - George Carlin

"I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away." - George Carlin

"I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam." - George Carlin

"Respect My Authoritah!" - Cartman of the great South Park

"Jewish Kid: Is anyone else having problems concentrating on this? I just can't seem to concentrate.
Cartman: Maybe we should send you to a concentration camp." - Cartman

"Hippies. They're everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad." - Cartman

"Stan, don't you know the first law of physics? Anything that's fun costs at least eight dollars." - Cartman

"One dream down, the rest of my life to go..."

"Perhaps life doesn't suck. Perhaps you just suck at life."

"Sorry about the lack of signature, but I'm not allowed to write on the screen."

"I don't believe in those 'your wish will come true if you send this email to so-and-so people' stuff. I mean, HOW THE HELL ARE PEOPLE SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THAT THEIR WISHES WILL COME TRUE FROM AN EMAIL?! THAT ONLY HAPPENS IN THE MOVIES!! AND MOST OF THEM ARE HORROR!!" - Me, my friend asked me if I believed in that stuff

"Guns don't kill people, people kill people...but it helps."

"If it was an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth, everyone would be blind and toothless." - Mahatma Gandhi

"Suicide is just an excuse not to go to school."

"I read that in spanish, burrito means little donkey, and another name for donkey is ass, right? So if I go to Taco Bell and ask for an ass, will I get a burrito?"

"The light at the end of the just an oncoming train."

"That which does not kill me had better run...pretty damn fast!"

"What doesn't kill makes you...stranger." - The Joker, from The Dark Knight

"Why so serious?" - The Joker, from The Dark Knight

"If you're good at something never do it for free." - The Joker, from The Dark Knight

"I'm not paranoid! It's just that everyone is out to get me!"

"Sometimes a man needs to feel pretty." - Rude from My Furry Nemesis, by ducksgoQUACK

"Time is like a blade of grass... it's green."

"The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off."

"A bird can fly but a fly can't bird. Think about it!"

"I see the light, and IT BURNS!"

"Christianity, Islam, Judaism, Catholicism...the differences? Worshipping practices. Ways of life. Similarities? Same big guy in the sky dictating lives. So why can't they all just get ALONG?"

"Be happy or I'll FORCE you to."

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me thrice, JUST WHY THE HELL AM I SO GODDAMN GULLIBLE?!"

"Insanity is the only thing keeping me sane."

"I am not a stalker!" - Stalker

"Don't make me come down there." - God

"You see, guys can't have best friends anymore."
"Why not?"
"Because they end up doing each other in fanart and fanfiction."

"HELP ME, JEBUS!!" - Homer Simpson

"One two three four, I declare a nail war!" - Homer Simpson

"Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers." - Homer Simpson

"Press any key to continue... where the hell's the 'any' key?!" - Homer Simpson...I think

"I'M PSYCHO!! Wanna know how I know? I starred in the movie Psycho!" - ME!!

"If sticks and stones may break your bones, and names will never hurt you, what would happen if someone carved a name into a stone and then threw it at you?"

"I have a six pack…it’s just in stealth mode right now!!"

"What did pacman teach me? It taught me to eat lots of little white pills."

"I can't contol my thoughts! My mind has a mind of its own! ... wait a minute..."

"Sanity is the act of being "normal". Without insanity, life equals boredom."

"Dragons have many ways of dealing with adversity; they just prefer fire."

"The itsy-bitsy spider went up to take a bath.
Slipped on the soap and fell upon his ass.
Out came the sun and fried the spider's brains.
The itsy-bitsy spider screamed and went insane."

"Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?" - Ernest Gaines

"Do you have what it takes to join the Homestarmy? The guts? The determination? The five bucks? Join today!"

"Wolves are very resourceful. All they need to survive is for people not to shoot them."

"Life's a game. Play it smartly."

"I've got PMS, a craving, and a shotgun. Any questions?"

"Insults are the last arguments of a man with no vocabulary."

"My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems."

"Life is wonderful! Except when its horrible... Then its horribly wonderful!"

"I'm not lazy, I merely lack motivation." - ...that actually defines me. Not my quote, though

"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." - Herm Albright

"If I have to move up in a building, I choose the elevator over the escalator. Cause one time I was tripped on the escalator. I fell for an hour and a half!"

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep...not screaming like the passengers in his car."

"95 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. The other 5 would die laughing."

"Please excuse my English, I live in America."

"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door..."

"I'm a palm reader: Gasp! You're going to die! But don't worry, you'll live through it."

"Some people are only alive because its illegal to kill them."

"Once upon a time, there was a boy who ate fire. He died. The end."

"Never say Later, because Now is Later relative to Before." - Jack Sparrow

"Ladies! Will you please shut it? Listen to me. Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course it makes you look fat. I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced "egregious". By the way, no, I've never met Pizzaro but I love his pies. And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?" - Jack Sparrow

"My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled." - Jack Sparrow

"Guard the boat, mind the tide... don't touch my dirt." - Jack Sparrow

"Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid." - Jack Sparrow

(After running for a long time and extremely tired later)
(My brother) "Quick! Say the ABC's!"
(Me) "...Asshole, Bitch, Cunt, Dick, Egotistical Faggot, Go to Hell..."

"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on." - Robert Bloch

"I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar."

"It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird."

"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'"

"Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery."

"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"

"You. Move. I. Castrate." - Me and (soon) Yaejin

"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."

"Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer."

"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do."

"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid."

"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity." - Albert Einstein (Does anyone know if he was trying to be funny?)

"He who laughs last didn't get it."

"After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."" (For those of you who don't get it, he said "I don't speak English")

"Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal." - Demetri Martin

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Rich Cook

"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain." - Lily Tomlin

"Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic."

"We have found that it's much easier to restrain our wrath when the other fellow is bigger than we are."

"Here she comes to wreck the daaaaaaaaaaaaaaay~!" - Jim Carrey, in Liar Liar

“If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer!” - Jim Carrey

"Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.” - Jim Carrey

“Until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his ass.” - Jim Carrey

"Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number still 911? Aaaalrighty then." - Jim Carrey, in Ace Ventura

"I was simply too amazed by your stupidity to say anything." - Hatori Sohma

"The difference between reality and fiction? Fiction has to make sense." - Tom Clancy

TwilightSucks(dot)com Quotes. (Yes, I do not like Twilight.) For these quotes, I decided to keep them Anonymous (except mine) for the creators' sakes.

"Edward is shining! And goddamnit IT BURNS!!" - Me, my signature for Twilightsucks(dot)com

"Guns don't kill people. Twilight kills brain cells."

"Twilight makes my eyes bleed in so many ways." - This girl means it literally, because some rabid Twitard scratched her eye and made it bleed. Everyone, send her your prayers

(After seeing 'Twilight Tea') "So...Boston Tea Party anyone?"
(Also) "Does it sparkle?"

"(God) "Hello my child. What is your name?
"Edward Cullen"
"How are you doing, Edward Cullen?"
"Do I dazzle you?"
"Not that I know of"

God is not dazzled"

"If I have a dollar for every adverb used in Twilight, a quarter for every time Bella calls Edward "Hot", "Adonis-like" or "Beautiful", a dime for every grammar mistake, a nickel for every misused word, and a penny for every plothole, I will have Bill Gates at my feet"

Once again, if you know where any of the un-labeled quotes are from, please do tell me. Thank you.


Here are some of my pics of my characters. I may not draw all of them, but I WILL draw some. If you have a request for me to draw something, I shall be more than happy to hear it!

(Yaejin, from Black Wings)

Kae dal
(Kae dal, from Black Wings, as semi-chibi!!)

More pics can be found here, in my deviant account, which can be found here.

More info, quotes, pics, and fics shall be on the way when I can think of 'em! Enjoy!

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Words are Power by Jediempress reviews
Collection of word based drabbles and one-shots given by reviewers which will be about ANYTHING and EVERYTHING: funny, angst, action, yaoi, het, friends, family, etc. List from MyNameChristmas. Still taking words. Please review as many of the individual ones as you can. Thanks.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 722 - Words: 572,997 - Reviews: 5964 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 6/15/2007
Intelligent Conversation by RegenesisX reviews
In which Cloud and Genesis add their two cents to the plethora of urban myths and conundrums regarding their comrades and coworkers.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,323 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Cloud S., Genesis R.
It Was Just A Dare by Jezzie Lynn reviews
Inuyasha can NEVER turn down a dare. What happens when Miroku dares him to become Kagome's personal slave all summer while her family is away? Beach trips and nightclub fun ensues the two hotheads as they slowly, reluctantly, fall in love. InuKag & MirSan
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,245 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 2/28/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Magica Madoka Veneficus Puella by Moiderah reviews
This story is dead and buried. And fucking garbage.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 108,741 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Madoka K., Homura A.
Perhaps I'm Not Who I Thought I Was by Yargy the Pirate Queen reviews
Oh Snap! I've been transported into kingdom hearts and into the clutches of Organization XIII. What could they possibly want with me? I don't know, but I'll be darned to heck if I give up with out a fight!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 192,809 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 9/20/2006
Up is Down by Captain Lupin Ferus reviews
The high seas and a vacation in the Caribbean...who could resist, right? The Elric brothers certainly can. Unfortunately, they're stuck and they're not alone. Pirates, goddesses and Krakens, oh my! Even Captain Jack Sparrow couldn't have predicted this...
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 346,677 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Edward E.
Cerulean Silver vs Amber Gold by hikaranko reviews
Edward Elric has been put on his stupidest assignment yet: babysitting. Everyone else calls it undercover work. To Ed, it's babysitting. But there's more to this assignment than what's on file... FMAHP crossover. please review! Chapter 41 FINALLY UP.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 41 - Words: 263,155 - Reviews: 1973 - Favs: 1,262 - Follows: 1,206 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Edward E.
Boxers Or Briefs? by tmntyyh reviews
It was a simple question. Too bad Vincent would rather not answer him. Short one-shot. Warnings are inside.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Cid H., Vincent V. - Complete
Tsubasa Crossover Chronicle by The Violent Tomboy reviews
Crazy /and sometimes stupid/ things inevitably happen when worlds collide. A collection of crossover one shots featuring the gang in funny situations as they travel through many familiar /and unfamiliar/ series. Plenty of crack ensues.
Crossover - X-overs & Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 23,096 - Reviews: 1313 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 6/26/2006
Memories of Another by Lord Furnival reviews
Long time no update. Next chapter is up. Big turning point here.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 26,824 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Cloud S., Zack F.
Cedric Diggory, the Inferi by Troublemaker-In-Chief reviews
Bella Swan finds a mysterious newspaper with a picture of Edward Cullen in it. They call him 'Cedric Diggory' and an 'Inferi' and urge anyone with information on him to call their toll-free hotline. Major Twilight bashing!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Kingsley S., N. Tonks
Reluctant Hero by Meralin reviews
A tale of how one man must embrace his past to fight for the future of all; a tale of broken loyalties and leadership, and the choices one must make. A variant novelization of FFT. Rated "M" for violence, language, and adult situations.
Final Fantasy: Tactics - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 106,940 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 2/1/2008
Holiday Blues by Moonlite Knight reviews
Artemis, reunited at last with his own family, does not see the point of spending the holidays with them, least of all his new brothers. And a family dinner only strengthened his resolve. That is, at first.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,410 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Artemis F. - Complete
He Was A Quiet Man by Estora reviews
The one thing Charlie Swan regretted the most was that he never got to see his little girl grow up.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Charlie S., Bella - Complete
Headlight by Lacuna Inc reviews
If Stephenie Meyer can tell the same story from a billion different points of view, then so can I. Twilight as told from Tyler's Van's POV.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009
Last One Standing by amantebandido reviews
The four most unlikely teens get banded together to play a terrible game that leads them to the darkest places on Earth. Who is forcing them to play, and what do they know about the connection between Artemis and his mysterious new bodyguard?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,771 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009
The Game by Van Wolfe reviews
Neku and Shiki play the game.
World Ends With You - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Neku S., Shiki M. - Complete
Edward Cullen meets Batman by Van Wolfe reviews
During his rebellious days while he hunted criminals, Edward meets The Dark Knight himself. One shot.
Crossover - Batman & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,436 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Edward
The Very Important Question by Moonlite Knight reviews
Artemis Fowl can do anything once he sets his mind on it. He can even ask Holly a very important question. Too bad he doesn’t know it’s one question he should never ask. COMPLETE
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
A Note to the Fangirls from Edward Elric by AdventureAddict reviews
You just don't get it, do you? I am not something to just boss around as you please. Not only is fanfiction completely illogical, it's downright annoying!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,142 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Edward E. - Complete
Edward meets Sherlock Holmes by Van Wolfe reviews
Why did Edward stop hunting criminals? During those brief ten years, he was just like a superhero...So why? Because he met someone. A man named Sherlock Holmes.
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,556 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Sherlock Holmes, Edward - Complete
Chicken Soup for Arty's Soul by Moonlite Knight reviews
Artemis falls ill and loses his voice. And if that wasn't bad enough, Holly drops by for an unexpected visit. Poor Artemis. COMPLETE. Slight AxH.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,969 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
A Mere Digression by elle6778 reviews
COMPLETE. A digression was what Sesshoumaru called it. 'It' being the heated encounters between him and Kagome which took place simply because neither of them could resist. Heed warnings and notes in the first chapter.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,471 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Child's Play by Yargy the Pirate Queen reviews
A Kadaj hater recieves a Kadaj action figure from her two friends. Things get crazy when they discover that the action figure is not a mere action figure. Can the girls survive what the life stream has to dish out?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,952 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 8/19/2006
Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI reviews
Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 1836 - Favs: 2,100 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Xaldin, Vexen - Complete
Altered Perception by Sevlow reviews
After Havoc goes AWOL while on a mission, everyone starts to wonder why he is acting so strangely.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 82,910 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Jean H., Roy M. - Complete
I Survived an FMA Game Show! by Mei Fire reviews
In the heart of Amestris, FMA fans will compete in a gameshow! There will be drama, laughter, and so much more! But only 1 winner to take home 1 million dollars and have the right to say "I survived a FullMetal Alchemist game show!" Attendance sheets OUT!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 8/4/2008
Under the Broken Pipe by LittleDuchess reviews
Al does have some wonderful memories of a happy childhood. One involves a spectacular prank, a water pipe bursting on the hottest day of the year and his brother and best friend. Rating because kids aren't bothered with modesty. Sheesh, little nudists!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Five Seven Five by Samurai101 reviews
Roy and Maes engage in a battle of wit, trickey, and.....haiku?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Maes H., Roy M. - Complete
Show And Tell by WolfPhantoms reviews
Hidden secrets unfold, showing the doom that lays ahead for Avalanche, the world, and all in it. Through chaos and danger, friendships are formed, and Vincent must become a light for those who hold him dear and those that don't. VinTif
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 63,332 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Vincent V., Tifa L.
We're Taking The Stairs! by Cookiekitten reviews
The Turks are trying to get to work, but Reno breaks the elevator! Looks like they'll have to take the stairs... Join the Turks as they make life difficult for themselves and everyone else!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,590 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Reno, Rude, Tseng, Elena - Complete
Trivial Matters by Aries Draco reviews
Only Saix would consider something like this trivial information... After an accident in the Land of the Dragons, Saix is a little... different. A lot different. But in some ways, she's still the same... *finally updated again!*
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,464 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Saïx
Alice by Scripta Lexicona reviews
What nanny wouldn't want to care for such a nice quiet child? AU.
American McGee's Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
Condemned by That Vintage Dress reviews
Finally you cry because you know that you will never escape from loving him. A different kind of QuilClaire story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Complete
How many ways can you kill a madman? by Neku the Last Reaper reviews
For anyone who has ever wanted to kill Hojo. Thank you for the nomination in the Genesis awards! Hojo has now died his last. I hope you all had fun!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 65,376 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Prof. Hojo - Complete
The Fanfic Guide to Fullmetal Fanfiction by Ayumi Elric reviews
Fullmetal Fanfiction got you down? Just not writing the way you want to? Having trouble because you don't have the amount of reviews that you want? Come learn to improve your fanfics, open to both noobs and veterans and all in between!Because Ed says to!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,271 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007
Drabbles! by Kinkatia reviews
Random ideas, much OOCness. Naraku falls off a roof, Kanna laughs, Sasuke gets slapped silly, Neji starts a fight with Sesshomaru, and Zuko gets tortured by GIR. Any ideas are welcome and accepted into consderation! NEW: Insight into two of my InuYasha OC
X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,348 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 2/17/2007
Happy New Year by AznTigress reviews
Cloud and the gang are invited to partake in an age-old tradition in Wutai. Problems arise as he's not sure he's dressed for the occasion. -OneShot-
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,330 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Cloud S. - Complete
Gunslinger Alchemist by yubiko reviews
Roy Mustang has just been issued the hardest job of his life: turning an adolescent child into a cold blooded murderer. A Gunslinger Girl concept crossover, Please R&R! [manga spoilers, language, death, violence, Parental!Roy and Ed, Royai, Edwin]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,365 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Roy M., Edward E.
If You Give A Mouse A Cookie by Kinkatia reviews
Death Note and Invader Zim. And that, Zim, is why I disassembled your robot friend. Because he was trying to give a mouse a cookie.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Complete
Kingdom Idiots! by Hisa-Me Kurai reviews
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Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,962 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 1/18/2007
Welcome To The Family! by Hisa-Me Kurai reviews
Reno & Jayden have just announced their wedding plans, & the SHM are less than thrilled. In fact, they're prepared to do everything in their power to stop this wedding from ever happening! Sequel to 'A Fangirl's Dream Come True,,,YEAH RIGHT'
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,753 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 3/9/2007
My Furry Nemesis by ducksgoQUACK reviews
Tifa gets a puppy to keep her company, but this little dog isn't what it seems. In fact, it kind of has it out for the rest of the FF7 will they handle their new enemy? Chapter 3: The Bra Incident, part 2 is up!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,423 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Tifa L.
Kingdom Hearts by hikaranko reviews
This is, in all seriousness, a direct novelization of the game Kingdom Hearts. If you've never played or if you just love it a lot, then this should be an interesting read for you. Give it a chance! I WILL finish this, no matter what!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 209,020 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 3/24/2005
Tifamisu by monochromed reviews
Sir, I don't think that buying Miss Lockhart's bar and turning it into a café is the best way to woo her.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,069 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Tifa L., Rufus
Of Voodoo Dolls and Fortune Cookies by AmazonTurk reviews
Reno pisses someone off and revenge is sweet. Rated M for swearing and a mastabatory display in a ritzy restaurant. Now that's classy!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Reno - Complete
A Simple Legacy II & III by elle6778 reviews
COMPLETE. Part 2: They parted ways after the agreement, until Sesshoumaru decided it was time to collect on the debt Kagome owed him. Part 3: The appearance of an enemy from the past brought Sesshoumaru and Kagome together once again.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 177,192 - Reviews: 1648 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Final Fantasy VII: A Valentine Christmas by savinglifelessness reviews
Everyone gets together for Christmas! Yuffentine.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,045 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/19/2007 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Yuffie K., Vincent V. - Complete
The Reveries of Izayoi by Luna Silvereyes reviews
Izayoi, while watching her son play, remembers his father and thinks of InuYasha's life to come. On this same day they are rescued by a strange demon who has come to seemingly, check up on them, honoring his father's wishes. A short oneshot.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Sesshomaru, Inuyasha - Complete
Horrors with Milk by Ayumi Elric reviews
Ed's thoughts of milk as he's forced to drink it. Damn you Roy...[Ed's POV] Rated for language.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Over My Head by LovelyJB reviews
Cloud forgets Marlene's birthday, so Aerith visits to help him find out why he's so in over his head. Songfic based on Over My Head Cable Car by The Fray. Clerith. ONESHOT.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,836 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Aerith G., Cloud S. - Complete
FFVII Xi Era Saeculum Apostasiae by Anguipes Seraph reviews
2000 years after FF7. Humanity lives in cities shielded against the ferocious natural cycle of growth that can swallow unprotected settlements in months, and electricity is strictly rationed. Only the mysterious Apostasy live outside the shields...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,885 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/6/2007 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Jenova
A Fangirl's Dream Come True:::YEAH RIGHT! by Hisa-Me Kurai reviews
Jayden Schwartz is a closet gamer and wants to keep it that way. But what happens when the CG characters she worships appear in her world? Love, right? WRONG! Think regular interrogating, run ins with the cops, a nosy family and you'll be more on target.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 123,941 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Complete
Final Fantasy VII: Office Supplies by Zhangman's Shadow reviews
A dark force looms on the horizon...more importantly, Cloud's bad monday, Cid's smoking ban, Aeris with power tools, Tifa vs. the copier, Sephiroth hums in the elevator, Rufus's new door, Barret conspires, Vincent's disgruntled, and Reno's late...again
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,077 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Cloud S.
A Simple Legacy by elle6778 reviews
COMPLETE. Inuyasha's erratic youkai transformations forced Kagome to seek help from Sesshoumaru in more ways than one. Unsurprisingly, the taiyoukai balked at the idea...until Kagome offered him something in exchange for his help.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,647 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Hunter's Chance by Melomancer reviews
[FFT Writing Circle Challenge I] Zalbag decides to take the day off at Zirekile Falls to hunt. However, even there things don't quite go according to plan....
Final Fantasy: Tactics - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Complete
Sesshoumaru's flowers by Gesserit reviews
Sesshoumaru tells Rin that the flowers she picks die. Then he finds himself forced to mend his doing, because she grows sad. What will he do? Oneshot. Sess in character!
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
The Rabble by Organization VI reviews
Random enounters. Glimpses. Two faces. Challenges presented to me by other members of the OrganizationVI. First drabble: ' The snow that came with the Christmas card package was still kicking his ass.'
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2006
From Thief to Hero and Heroes reviews
He was a thief, a commoner, an orphan. No one knew who he was, and he preferred to keep it that way. He only stole anything that was of great worth, from jewelry to priceless artifacts. That is, until he set his sights on the keyblade...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Sora