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Name: I am named Butter Toast. Because butter toast is buttery. And toasty.
Ok, to start things out, here's my little policy:
1. You review, I reply. You know why? Cause it makes people feel nice, and it makes me feel nice, so everyone's happy!
2. You flame a very bad flame, I laugh at you. Just a note to encourage people to start flaming when they want to actually critique my writing and point out some problems. Otherwise, I laugh. Why? Cause flames that just flame are pretty damn funny.
3. I update late. Reason? Writer's block. I get it too frequently. I have the ideas, but when I actually try to type it down it just...disappears. It finally got to the point where I just stop caring and stop the fic for a bit, which later turns into almost up to a year. If anyone can tell me how to get rid of this, I would greatly appreciate it. I would love you, hug you, glomp you, whatever else I can do to show my love. So, come on! Help me out! You know you want a hug~
That's about it.
Description to come later
Oh yeah, one thing. I like quotes. So I have a lot of quotes. A LOT OF QUOTES. So if you don't want to waste your time trying to read all of them (unless you like quotes too and are interested to read them) them I would encourage to scroll through them all. Anyways, carry on.
Dun dun, DUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! Quotes!
- None of these quotes are mine, except for a couple. I don't know where some of the quotes are from. If you know, then feel free to point it out, I'll be more than happy to fix it.
"Look what nicotine did to MEEEEE!!" - My cousin. Supposed to make fun of people who smoke? I don't know, ask him.
"A pretty girl can kiss a guy, the morning sun can kiss the grass, but you, my friend, may kiss my ass."
"It's shiny, new, and big starred!" - Me and two of my friends, describing a soccer ball I bought for my sister on her birthday. We actually did this on accident.
"I swear to drunk I'm not God."
"My grandma was yelling at me for bringing her medicine 5 hours late, but then she got all quiet..." - Cosmo, from 'Fairly Odd Parents'
"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor." - George Carlin
"At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom." - George Carline
"Atheism is a non-prophet organization." - George Carlin
"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things." - George Carlin
"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity." - George Carlin
"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." - George Carlin
"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?" - George Carlin
"I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it." - George Carlin
"I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away." - George Carlin
"I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam." - George Carlin
"Respect My Authoritah!" - Cartman of the great South Park
"Jewish Kid: Is anyone else having problems concentrating on this? I just can't seem to concentrate.
"Hippies. They're everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad." - Cartman
"Stan, don't you know the first law of physics? Anything that's fun costs at least eight dollars." - Cartman
"One dream down, the rest of my life to go..."
"Perhaps life doesn't suck. Perhaps you just suck at life."
"Sorry about the lack of signature, but I'm not allowed to write on the screen."
"I don't believe in those 'your wish will come true if you send this email to so-and-so people' stuff. I mean, HOW THE HELL ARE PEOPLE SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THAT THEIR WISHES WILL COME TRUE FROM AN EMAIL?! THAT ONLY HAPPENS IN THE MOVIES!! AND MOST OF THEM ARE HORROR!!" - Me, my friend asked me if I believed in that stuff
"Guns don't kill people, people kill people...but it helps."
"If it was an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth, everyone would be blind and toothless." - Mahatma Gandhi
"Suicide is just an excuse not to go to school."
"I read that in spanish, burrito means little donkey, and another name for donkey is ass, right? So if I go to Taco Bell and ask for an ass, will I get a burrito?"
"The light at the end of the tunnel...is just an oncoming train."
"That which does not kill me had better run...pretty damn fast!"
"What doesn't kill makes you...stranger." - The Joker, from The Dark Knight
"Why so serious?" - The Joker, from The Dark Knight
"If you're good at something never do it for free." - The Joker, from The Dark Knight
"I'm not paranoid! It's just that everyone is out to get me!"
"Sometimes a man needs to feel pretty." - Rude from My Furry Nemesis, by ducksgoQUACK
"Time is like a blade of grass... it's green."
"The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off."
"A bird can fly but a fly can't bird. Think about it!"
"I see the light, and IT BURNS!"
"Christianity, Islam, Judaism, Catholicism...the differences? Worshipping practices. Ways of life. Similarities? Same big guy in the sky dictating lives. So why can't they all just get ALONG?"
"Be happy or I'll FORCE you to."
"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me thrice, JUST WHY THE HELL AM I SO GODDAMN GULLIBLE?!"
"Insanity is the only thing keeping me sane."
"I am not a stalker!" - Stalker
"Don't make me come down there." - God
"You see, guys can't have best friends anymore."
"HELP ME, JEBUS!!" - Homer Simpson
"One two three four, I declare a nail war!" - Homer Simpson
"Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers." - Homer Simpson
"Press any key to continue... where the hell's the 'any' key?!" - Homer Simpson...I think
"I'M PSYCHO!! Wanna know how I know? I starred in the movie Psycho!" - ME!!
"If sticks and stones may break your bones, and names will never hurt you, what would happen if someone carved a name into a stone and then threw it at you?"
"I have a six pack…it’s just in stealth mode right now!!"
"What did pacman teach me? It taught me to eat lots of little white pills."
"I can't contol my thoughts! My mind has a mind of its own! ... wait a minute..."
"Sanity is the act of being "normal". Without insanity, life equals boredom."
"Dragons have many ways of dealing with adversity; they just prefer fire."
"The itsy-bitsy spider went up to take a bath.
"Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?" - Ernest Gaines
"Do you have what it takes to join the Homestarmy? The guts? The determination? The five bucks? Join today!"
"Wolves are very resourceful. All they need to survive is for people not to shoot them."
"Life's a game. Play it smartly."
"I've got PMS, a craving, and a shotgun. Any questions?"
"Insults are the last arguments of a man with no vocabulary."
"My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems."
"Life is wonderful! Except when its horrible... Then its horribly wonderful!"
"I'm not lazy, I merely lack motivation." - ...that actually defines me. Not my quote, though
"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." - Herm Albright
"If I have to move up in a building, I choose the elevator over the escalator. Cause one time I was tripped on the escalator. I fell for an hour and a half!"
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep...not screaming like the passengers in his car."
"95 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. The other 5 would die laughing."
"Please excuse my English, I live in America."
"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door..."
"I'm a palm reader: Gasp! You're going to die! But don't worry, you'll live through it."
"Some people are only alive because its illegal to kill them."
"Once upon a time, there was a boy who ate fire. He died. The end."
"Never say Later, because Now is Later relative to Before." - Jack Sparrow
"Ladies! Will you please shut it? Listen to me. Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course it makes you look fat. I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced "egregious". By the way, no, I've never met Pizzaro but I love his pies. And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?" - Jack Sparrow
"My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled." - Jack Sparrow
"Guard the boat, mind the tide... don't touch my dirt." - Jack Sparrow
"Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid." - Jack Sparrow
(After running for a long time and extremely tired later)
"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on." - Robert Bloch
"I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar."
"It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird."
"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'"
"Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery."
"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"
"You. Move. I. Castrate." - Me and (soon) Yaejin
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."
"Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer."
"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do."
"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid."
"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity." - Albert Einstein (Does anyone know if he was trying to be funny?)
"He who laughs last didn't get it."
"After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."" (For those of you who don't get it, he said "I don't speak English")
"Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal." - Demetri Martin
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Rich Cook
"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain." - Lily Tomlin
"Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic."
"We have found that it's much easier to restrain our wrath when the other fellow is bigger than we are."
"Here she comes to wreck the daaaaaaaaaaaaaaay~!" - Jim Carrey, in Liar Liar
“If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer!” - Jim Carrey
"Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.” - Jim Carrey
“Until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his ass.” - Jim Carrey
"Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number still 911? Aaaalrighty then." - Jim Carrey, in Ace Ventura
"I was simply too amazed by your stupidity to say anything." - Hatori Sohma
"The difference between reality and fiction? Fiction has to make sense." - Tom Clancy
TwilightSucks(dot)com Quotes. (Yes, I do not like Twilight.) For these quotes, I decided to keep them Anonymous (except mine) for the creators' sakes.
"Edward is shining! And goddamnit IT BURNS!!" - Me, my signature for Twilightsucks(dot)com
"Guns don't kill people. Twilight kills brain cells."
"Twilight makes my eyes bleed in so many ways." - This girl means it literally, because some rabid Twitard scratched her eye and made it bleed. Everyone, send her your prayers
(After seeing 'Twilight Tea') "So...Boston Tea Party anyone?"
"(God) "Hello my child. What is your name?
God is not dazzled"
"If I have a dollar for every adverb used in Twilight, a quarter for every time Bella calls Edward "Hot", "Adonis-like" or "Beautiful", a dime for every grammar mistake, a nickel for every misused word, and a penny for every plothole, I will have Bill Gates at my feet"
Once again, if you know where any of the un-labeled quotes are from, please do tell me. Thank you.
Here are some of my pics of my characters. I may not draw all of them, but I WILL draw some. If you have a request for me to draw something, I shall be more than happy to hear it!
More pics can be found here, in my deviant account, which can be found
More info, quotes, pics, and fics shall be on the way when I can think of 'em! Enjoy!
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