So, your probably wondering why my profile is completely empty.
This is simply becuase I've gotten a new account.
Unfortunately, I can't give you the name, for fear of alerting my sister to its presence.
SO! Just send me a private message (or, preferably, an email to firstname.lastname@example.org), and I can tell you my penname.
I can't put anything up until Sunday, becuase of the stupid two day spam rule.