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Mixed With the Lightning of Slaughter by Dayadhvam reviews
He keeps dreaming of a future gone to hell, but it's irrational to imagine that his visions would actually happen, right? Or so Sasuke thinks… but there are too many coincidences that prevent him from dismissing his dreams as mere illusions. Timetravel. (A/N: under revision.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,477 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 918 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Gray Colored Happiness by mylilchickadee reviews
Sasuke comes back to Konoha and and must come to terms with himeslf. some NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 245,578 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sealed by Ms Trick reviews
To keep up the village's appearance, Tsunade arranged a few marriages. 3 years later, some marriages are working, others aren't going so well. Meanwhile, Orochimaru's interests turn toward a Konoha nin other than Sasuke. SasuNaru, KibaHin, LeeGaa, more
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,174 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Complete
Naruto by FastForward reviews
Everyone knows where Naruto’s from. Everyone knows his world. What if Naruto’s world—wasn’t exactly what we thought it was? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,525 - Reviews: 2720 - Favs: 2,580 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
What Would Jesus Do? by heythatsmybike reviews
After coming out of the closet, Naruto's parents decide to send him to a conversion therapy camp. Now it's up to him to discover himself, his sexuality, and where his convictions really lie. SasuNaru. AU. **INDEFINITE HIATUS**
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,610 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 1,186 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Door Number Two by Reaper Nanashi reviews
-HIATUS- Naruto had always wanted a loving family, but it hadn't occurred to him that having one came with its own set of problems. He was trying so hard to love them that he never realized he was hurting them . . .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 184,899 - Reviews: 4217 - Favs: 1,607 - Follows: 1,483 - Updated: 10/21/2008 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Timely Conflict by Simple-Minded Idiot reviews
Boy from the future gets girl from the past. Boy from the future goes to past. Boy from the future gets surprised. Girl from the past is really... a boy from the past. A not so much epic tale of boy meets boy and things happening in between. NaruSasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,476 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Love, Shakespeare by 1147694 reviews
[SasuNaru. AU.] Falling in love after divorce is one thing. Falling in love with your ex wife's new boyfriend is another.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,325 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Role Play by KageKitsune XXX reviews
Being in secretly love with your best friend is a heck of a lot more stressful than you can possibly imagine. Eventually, you just have to take matters into your own hands. For sanity's sake. NaruSasu AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,026 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 1,457 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Proxy by NoNoWriter reviews
Life is hard, but so is Naruto. NaruMinaNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Misunderstood by Mercurial Phoenix reviews
Kazusa Minami, school counselor, has a very special case on her hands. A VERY special case. And it doesn't look like she can handle it.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,636 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 60 - Published: 1/11/2008 - K. Watanuki, Yuuko I.
Much Ado about Everything Else by Simple-Minded Idiot reviews
Wherein Naruto likes his teacher, Kakashi thinks that Naruto likes really old men, Sakura likes man on man, and Sai, Sasuke, and Itachi might just find “family” in each other. It is a most dysfunctional confession.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,743 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Complete
Man's Best Friend by TheLightsShadow reviews
Sasuke has a golden retriever named Naruto. His dog, disappears one day and while he is frantically looking for his lost dog, he meets a tanned blond named Naruto… someone that seems to know an awful lot about him...coincidence? I think not.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,433 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Sex Ed by WolfPilot06 reviews
In which Naruto is an idiot, Sasuke is a miscommunicative bastard, and there is an allaround abuse of italics.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Restless by Jelp reviews
Naruto's restless sleeping habits aren't keeping him awake at night, but they sure are keeping Sasuke up. What's a guy supposed to do when his teammate is molesting him in the middle of the night and the blond doesn't even realize it? SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 110,008 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
That's Called Courting? by Simple-Minded Idiot reviews
There's a school legend that if someone trips on a can that you put in the hallway where the principal's office is, that person's your “soul mate.” Enter Naruto who's hoping to trip his pink haired crush. But things don't go as planned... [NaruSasu]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,504 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Yee hyah? by Simple-Minded Idiot reviews
Naruto Uzumaki is a ninja who recently got tired of wanting to be a ninja. So, now, he tries to be a cowboy. But how can anyone be a cowboy in Konoha, the most cowless hidden ninja village?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Western/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,844 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Behind The Scenes by Higure-san reviews
You watch Naruto the series on television, you know the characters inside out. But there’s more than meets the eye with the two lead actors... [AU, NaruSasu, oneshot] Birthday present fic for Kaikouken.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,068 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Ramen Affair by Tempest Spiral reviews
Sasuke, a hotshot entrepreneur wants Ichiraku Ramen but its owner Naruto won't sell it unless he helps break up the wedding of Sakura and Lee. Now the boys must drive to the city to stop the wedding. Love happens in unexpected places.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,628 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Singing Poltergeists by Flibber T. Gibbet reviews
[Oh Potter, you rotter, what have you done, you're killing off students, you think it's good fun] Peeves is smarter than he appears, or maybe he just has a knack of predicting the future where Harry is concerned...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Its a Magical World by Paper Fans reviews
Hogwarts under possible attack, Ministry of Magic corrupted, and the balance of good and evil... well, unbalanced. What's Dumbledore to do? Call up some ninjas, of course! Naruto Harry Potter Crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,695 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 7/12/2006
A Game of Poker by FastForward reviews
Itachi wants to capture Naruto. Naruto wants to bring back Sasuke. Sasuke wants to kill Itachi. How do you decide who gets what they want? A game of poker. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 89 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Kiss Me Deadly by Aweshum reviews
[AU. SasuNaru.] One kiss. Everyday. For the rest of the school year. Those are my terms, Uzumaki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 49,498 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 1,317 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Dealing with Love by Makkura Arashi reviews
I need to return to my family home...a date is mandatory. You will pretend to be my boyfriend…for a month. After that I’ll set you free. Naruto looked at the dark eyed slave.But what happens when they fall in love? NaruSasu, SasuNaru, Yaoi. LEMONY.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,074 - Reviews: 859 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
1000 Miles for You by Simple-Minded Idiot reviews
Life is full of choices. If someone is to move forward, they have to make the best choice. Though that doesn't mean that the best choice is the one that'll make them happy. [NaruSasu? NejiSasu?]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,418 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 3,691 - Follows: 371 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Red Silk by Sooky-babi reviews
Sasuke’s mistake thousands of years ago cost him something valuable, his first and only love. Determined to live on as the monster his brother created him to be he promised to find those azure eyes once more and ask for forgiveness.AU Yaoi Vampire Fanfic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,376 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 2/10/2007 - Published: 1/28/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 1,787 - Follows: 166 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Fleeting Inspiration by Anna Sartin reviews
Eiri gets irked and loses his inspiration when his favorite author writes an incredibly crappy book. Chaos ensues. YukixShuichi
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 84,595 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 8/1/2006 - Published: 12/15/2004 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S.
Secrets of the Forbidden Broomcloset by Anthea Rose reviews
Draco Malfoy is beyond infuriated when a bored Daily Prophet pins him as gay, and he's willing to do anything to prove his heterosexuality - even accept help from an aloof but sympathizing Harry Potter. DMHP SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 137,386 - Reviews: 4450 - Favs: 2,436 - Follows: 1,547 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 5/13/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Ingredients to Writing a Fanfiction by shaman3 reviews
COMPLETE But fanfics are fanfics..... They will be loved. They will be cherished. And now, for the first time, they will be made fun of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,141 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
To Hear Your Voice Again by FastForward reviews
Set 2 to 3 years after chapter 304. Team 7 is off to retrieve what is theirs, but what happens when Naruto loses what is most precious to him? No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 65,272 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 5/29/2006 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Tales From the House of the Moon by Resmiranda reviews
Kagome, now in college, discovers the tale of Sesshomaru and Rin. Grief can be a prison, but the bonds of love are not easily broken. What is the truth behind fairytales? [SessKag] [COMPLETE]
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 326,106 - Reviews: 4812 - Favs: 5,825 - Follows: 986 - Updated: 2/18/2006 - Published: 12/12/2003 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Owner's Guide and Manual to UZUMAKI NARUTO by RaineJoybringer reviews
Congratulations! You're the proud new owner of an UZUMAKI NARUTO unit. Read this manual and learn how to take care of your new ninja!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,901 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/11/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
How to Recognize an Uchiha by WolfPilot06 reviews
Naruto's guide to recognizing an Uchiha: from clothing to behavior to freaky bloodline limits, Naruto begs you to remember all these tips to help protect his virtue! Crackfic, SasuNaru, ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/3/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
This Can't Be Good by Ithilwen K-Bane reviews
COMPLETE. Hojo becomes trapped in the Sengoku Jidai: Chivalry isn't dead, but it sure seems to be asking for it... Rated for Inuyasha's mouth and Miroku's mind.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 132,979 - Reviews: 2470 - Favs: 1,455 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/17/2005 - Published: 5/1/2003 - Complete
It's Tradition by Justice-hime reviews
Tradition, a time honoured practice or set of such practices. Naruto is learning that there are just some traditions that cannot be broken. SasuNaru COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,916 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2648 - Favs: 6,305 - Follows: 407 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Escalation by venenatus.venustas reviews
COMPLETE. SLASH. "Would it be so bad for you to go out with me?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,689 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/20/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Fade Away Forever by Appuru reviews
Sometimes, when traitors come home, the best way to apologize is to start all over again. Sometimes, the best way to forgive is to forget. [Mild SasuNaru; Slight Au-ish, One-shot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,480 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2004 - Complete
I think I better leave right now by purrfectly679 reviews
[COMPLETE] After 5 long years, the heir to the Uchiha clan is finally back, engaged to a certain pink-haired girl... But old emotions reawaken as the 2 rivals once again meet face to face, eye to eye... And heart to heart? SasuNaru. lemon link in profile
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 133,369 - Reviews: 1386 - Favs: 1,357 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 7/22/2004 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Complete
Groundhog Day by David Ken reviews
Ron keeps reliving the same day over and over. His world is inhabited by the same people every day, but they don't know that the day repeating itself. He is the only one who can remember what happened yesterday and that gives him an advantage!R/H & Humor
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 94,761 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/26/2004 - Published: 5/10/2003 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1741 - Favs: 4,658 - Follows: 531 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Shiruka yo by Ruaki reviews
Naruto ficlet. SasuNaru. Sasuke contemplates in a bathhouse after the ZabuzaHaku arc.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/17/2001 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
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