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The Horror at Hogwarts by emscribblings reviews
In 1942, three students disappeared, their bodies never found. The handful of survivors refused to speak of what had occurred, and the truth remained buried and forgotten. In his final days, the reclusive Abraxas Malfoy wrote down the damning words of his tale. Of a time when he pursued immortality and power alongside Tom Riddle — one of the vanished.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,974 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/4 - Tom R. Jr., Abraxas M. - Complete
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 196 - Words: 862,540 - Reviews: 13292 - Favs: 6,448 - Follows: 5,340 - Updated: 10/28/2021 - Published: 9/4/2005
Death is but the Next Great Adventure by TheObsidianQuill reviews
What if that night in Godric's Hollow went differently? What if Harry did die? What if Death stepped in and made a deal with the Savior of the Wizarding World? How different would Harry's life be after that deal? (Or, Harry makes a deal with Death and in exchange gains something Voldemort has fought his entire life for. Immortality. And a strange friendship with Death) (Harry/Tom)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 61 - Words: 301,233 - Reviews: 1500 - Favs: 3,764 - Follows: 4,285 - Updated: 8/11/2021 - Published: 7/18/2016 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Harry Potter & the Azkaban Parody by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
Azkaban Story! After reading so many Azkaban stories, I have decided to write a parody of my own. This is about how everyone is demanding that Harry forgive them for betraying him without actually asking. I am going for humor more than anything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,641 - Reviews: 2548 - Favs: 2,341 - Follows: 1,930 - Updated: 4/26/2021 - Published: 1/4/2005 - Harry P., OC
Common Sense by DisobedienceWriter reviews
My odd ideas file. Little snippets that don't quite merit their own stories. Some funny; some less so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 126,964 - Reviews: 2039 - Favs: 2,551 - Follows: 1,646 - Updated: 1/29/2021 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
Shiny and Blue by Der Mondstrahl reviews
Harry finds himself in 1957 with new powers. With a job at Hogwarts, he makes friends the with adults from his youth like Albus and Minerva, and deals with old enemies. This story has action, adventure, humor and romance! 35 yo Harry/35 yo Albus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 213,266 - Reviews: 1744 - Favs: 2,098 - Follows: 1,167 - Updated: 11/2/2020 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Itachi, Is That A Baby? by SpoonandJohn reviews
Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 102 - Words: 314,960 - Reviews: 8191 - Favs: 12,068 - Follows: 12,412 - Updated: 1/21/2020 - Published: 11/25/2015 - Harry P., Albus D., Itachi U.
Harry Potter: Master of Malicious Compliance by Watermelonsmellinfellon reviews
Harry Potter was not above doing whatever it took to get what he wanted. It often meant he'd have to go to extreme lengths to make people suffer for their stupidity, but the results were always worth it. This Harry Potter takes things too literally. ON PURPOSE. A/N: Slytherin-Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65,535 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 3,571 - Follows: 1,298 - Published: 12/24/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Made of Common Clay by Lomonaaeren reviews
Gen. Harry has reached a very bitter thirty. His efforts to reform the Ministry haven't lessened the bigotry. Then he finds out that he's apparently a part of a pure-blood nobility he's never heard of; he's Lord Potter and Lord Black. Unfortunately, that revelation's come too late for him to be a reformer. All Harry wants to do is tear down the system and salt the earth. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 135,979 - Reviews: 930 - Favs: 1,926 - Follows: 1,903 - Updated: 9/12/2019 - Published: 8/3/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
The Venom Peddler by LightningFuryStrike13 reviews
Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought it back. Harry's curiosity leads him to exploring the Chamber a bit more thoroughly before he leaves for the Summer. What he finds there gives him a new responsibility beyond just himself and a lifelong satisfaction in the choices he makes from there on.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 121,228 - Reviews: 1967 - Favs: 4,427 - Follows: 3,247 - Updated: 8/23/2019 - Published: 7/6/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Basilisk - Complete
The Archeologist by Racke reviews
After having worked for over a decade as a Curse Breaker, Harry wakes up in an alternate time-line, in a grave belonging to Rose Potter. Fem!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 91,563 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 5,237 - Follows: 3,206 - Updated: 7/19/2019 - Published: 6/23/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
Confessions of a Male Escort by She Who Cannot Be Turned reviews
Harry left the wizarding world after defeating Voldemort for revenge against his parents real killer. He gets his revenge in unorthodox ways. Six years later, he is visited by a pair of angels, who want him to prevent Sam's fall from grace. SLASH SW/HP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 194,161 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 2,375 - Follows: 2,774 - Updated: 5/24/2019 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Harry P., OC, Sam W., Dean W.
Shadow Magic by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPTN slash. AU. Harry was born with a power the Dark Lord knows not: the magic to see into shadows, to walk the shadows, and to send the shadows everywhere. This changes his life rather dramatically. Amoral Harry, seven parts. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,412 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 2,213 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 7/31/2018 - Published: 7/25/2018 - [Harry P., Theodore N.] - Complete
Saviour of Magic by Colt01 reviews
An intelligent, well-trained Boy Who Lived comes to Hogwarts and Albus Dumbledore is thrown for a loop. Watch as Harry figures out his destiny as a large threat looms over the horizon, unknown to the unsuspecting magical population. Would Harry Potter be willing to take on his role as the Saviour of Magic or would the world burn in his absence? Harry/Daphne. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 391,006 - Reviews: 4576 - Favs: 10,873 - Follows: 8,877 - Updated: 5/28/2018 - Published: 5/11/2017 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1626 - Favs: 10,223 - Follows: 3,620 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing. DISCONTINUED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,349 - Reviews: 4950 - Favs: 15,388 - Follows: 16,102 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Wind Shear by Chilord reviews
A sharp and sudden change that can have devastating effects. When a Harry Potter that didn't follow the path of the Epilogue finds himself suddenly thrown into 1970, he settles into a muggle pub to enjoy a nice drink and figure out what he should do with the situation. Naturally, things don't work out the way he intended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,280 - Reviews: 3055 - Favs: 16,459 - Follows: 9,290 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 5/31/2017 - Harry P., Bellatrix L., Charlus P. - Complete
The many Deaths of Harry Potter by ShayneT reviews
In a world with a pragmatic, intelligent Voldemort, Harry discovers that he has the power to live, die and repeat until he gets it right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 78 - Words: 242,571 - Reviews: 4160 - Favs: 7,696 - Follows: 4,814 - Updated: 6/14/2017 - Published: 3/1/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Core Threads by theaceoffire reviews
A young boy in a dark cupboard is in great pain. An unusual power will allow him to heal himself, help others, and grow strong in a world of magic. Eventual God-like Harry, Unsure of eventual pairings. Alternate Universe, possible universe/dimension traveling in the future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 376,980 - Reviews: 5952 - Favs: 12,915 - Follows: 13,307 - Updated: 5/28/2017 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Harry P.
Harry the Blood Demon by wille179 reviews
There is a lot more to magic than simply waving a wand and saying a spell, something Harry Potter knows all too well. After all, when a mere mouth full of someone else's blood can drastically alter your life, learning magic's secrets is a must. (Amoral!Monstrous!Ravenclaw!Harry. No bashing, no romance.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,720 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 568 - Published: 3/18/2017
A Long Journey Home by Rakeesh reviews
In one world, it was Harry Potter who defeated Voldemort. In another, it was Jasmine Potter instead. But her victory wasn't the end - her struggles continued long afterward. And began long, long before. (fem!Harry, powerful!Harry, sporadic updates)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 203,334 - Reviews: 1101 - Favs: 4,748 - Follows: 5,062 - Updated: 3/6/2017 - Published: 11/19/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Strange Reflections by LeQuin reviews
In the aftermath of the Second Blood War its horrors still haunt the survivors, the country needs to be rebuilt and the last thing Harry Potter needed was a family of Potters from another dimension suddenly appearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 138,885 - Reviews: 1593 - Favs: 3,942 - Follows: 1,791 - Updated: 2/11/2017 - Published: 1/4/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Last Chance by LeQuin reviews
Response to Reptillia28's 'Don't Fear the Reaper' challenge. Harry has died for the twelfth time and his reaper sends him back for one last chance at completing his assigned destiny. Find extra deleted scenes by going to the author page.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 195,404 - Reviews: 2434 - Favs: 8,224 - Follows: 4,002 - Updated: 11/23/2016 - Published: 4/30/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7240 - Favs: 15,897 - Follows: 12,031 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Breath of the Inferno by Primordial Vortex reviews
This story is dead and WILL NOT BE UPDATED. It may be rewritten at some point, but that is a very far off thing. Check my profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 104,397 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 5,221 - Follows: 5,370 - Updated: 8/17/2016 - Published: 9/12/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Tracey D. - Complete
Enter the Dragon by Doghead Thirteen reviews
It began with a quirk of timing. It continued because dragons, such as what 8-year-old Harry Potter just turned into, are large and difficult to control. Fortunate for everyone he's a nice kid, eh? Shadowrun and Rifts crossover. You have now been warned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Shadowrun - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 131,097 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 3,131 - Follows: 2,670 - Updated: 7/26/2016 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Harry P.
Over The Top by starfish422 reviews
Slash: Edward is an unabashed pleasure-seeker, one of the club kings of the Seattle gay community. One night at his favorite club, he meets an enigmatic man who rocks the world he has created. Explicit sexuality/language/mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,668 - Reviews: 6837 - Favs: 2,546 - Follows: 1,289 - Updated: 2/15/2016 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Sorcery, UNITed, Independence, Space by Tangerine-Alert reviews
Post-OotP, Harry decides to leave his relatives to ready himself for Voldemort, something Dumbledore seems unwilling to do. He meets a Brigadier and quickly finds Earth is not alone. Not Horcrux compliant. (Written Post-OotP) ARCHIVED-Errors/issues won't be fixed.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 213,846 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 1,626 - Follows: 808 - Updated: 2/8/2016 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Brigadier, Harry P. - Complete
The Birth of Evil by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 1013 - Favs: 8,005 - Follows: 2,401 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Lightning Scar by questionablequotation reviews
After the disastrous end of Harry's third year, Sirius and Remus scheme to lift Harry's spirits by sending him to the United States to learn to be an animagus. In the process, he ends up learning the truth about his infamous scar and how to fight his war. Word Count: 109,175, not counting Author's Notes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 128,854 - Reviews: 2206 - Favs: 7,160 - Follows: 3,662 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 5/14/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Prodigy by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
AU- Given up after that fateful night, a prodigious Harry Potter ends up in America, working as a Lab Tech/Federal Agent. Now his family wants him back, but can he trust their motives? Can he trust his own? Multi-crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,637 - Reviews: 2177 - Favs: 5,926 - Follows: 3,403 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Harry P., Albus D., OC - Complete
Café by Pleasedial123 reviews
Harry stared out the Dursely car window morosely. 'I would have went with Sirius if he had asked.' He thought. 'I would have run from the law and Durselys with him.' He paused, blinking. 'I could do that on my own! I could run away' Summer after 3rd year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,397 - Reviews: 4149 - Favs: 8,821 - Follows: 9,057 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Harry P.
Perception is Everything by Kendra James reviews
When Severus Snape is left in charge of Hogwarts over the christmas break, he is less than pleased to discover Harry will be one of his charges. Events force him to face that Mr Potter may not be quite what he has assumed all these years. Year 6
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 165,658 - Reviews: 5069 - Favs: 10,606 - Follows: 6,297 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Public Safety by Yunaine reviews
Harry fails to draw his wand quicker than Dudley manages to punch him. Harry is kicked out of the house and travels to the magical world where he's confronted with the steady destruction of his reputation. The public should have realised Harry never stands idle when faced with injustice. - Set after fourth year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,746 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 4,374 - Follows: 1,392 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Weary Wizard by Yunaine reviews
When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,450 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 10,714 - Follows: 3,135 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Young Adventurer's Club by artemisgirl reviews
"Bored by unchallenging classes? Sick of sitting around, doing nothing grand? Eager to learn forgotten magics and gain power beyond your wildest dreams? Join the Young Adventurer's Club now!" A mysterious poster for a new club catches Severus' eye. Little does he know... What the club has planned will challenge everything he knows and change the course of his entire life.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,751 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 1,336 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 2/4/2014 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Wayward Sons by belgium-morning reviews
Harry Potter has always wanted a family that cared about him, that loved him in the proper way a family should. A startling discovery on his seventeenth birthday will send him to America to meet a man and his sons no one knew existed. How will they react?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 42 - Words: 199,897 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 2,030 - Follows: 2,501 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Harry P., John W.
In the Mind of a Scientist by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
Harry Potter wasn't raised like in canon. He was top of his class, and very intelligent, always seeking to improve things, and so he learned all kinds of things, and, upon entering Hogwarts, started studying all he could get his hands on! Intelligent!Super!Harry Later Mad Scientist!Harry Rated M for Language, Nudity, and Gore Stein-ish Harry Genres: Humor/Romance/slight Horror
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,520 - Reviews: 2184 - Favs: 9,254 - Follows: 4,847 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Law of Averages by RonsPigwidgeon reviews
Harry is fed up with being used and emotionally abused by the long line of lovers he's chosen in the past. A conversation with Ron makes him think that maybe he should let the lover choose him. He never would have anticipated where this path would lead him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,086 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013 - [Blaise Z., Harry P.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Four Heirs by Sinyk reviews
Merlin, not happy with how the future unravelled for the life of Harry Potter, intervenes early to set the course of history back on track. Implied Pairing Only. Smart!Harry Bash!AD Idiot!RW
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 282,458 - Reviews: 2364 - Favs: 9,860 - Follows: 4,333 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Harry P., Neville L., Hermione G., Susan B. - Complete
Rebellion by TatraMegami reviews
Harry starts up a Rebellion after Dumbledore is forced to flee Hogwarts and his two targets are Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape. He has a foolproof plan: to drive them insane by acting insane himself. Complete and sequel, Rising, is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 121,979 - Reviews: 1558 - Favs: 3,533 - Follows: 1,894 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Finding Home by cywsaphyre reviews
When Harry finally accepted the fact that he had stopped aging, ten years had passed and he knew it was time to leave. AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,162 - Reviews: 2957 - Favs: 16,477 - Follows: 8,264 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Flames and Flight by Ember Nickel reviews
Creature Fest 2012. Harry Potter is the Master of Death, but he's also in mourning after the final battle. A special friend helps him along the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,835 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Inquisitor Carrow and the GodEmperorless Heathens by littlewhitecat reviews
The Wizarding World is devastated when Harry Potter disappears from his relatives' house in mysterious circumstances during the summer after his first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Desperate to have their boy-hero back no matter what they really should have heeded the Muggle saying "be careful what you wish for". Crossover HP/WH40K.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,611 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 2,596 - Follows: 1,403 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Stages of Hope by kayly silverstorm reviews
Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,563 - Reviews: 4502 - Favs: 9,855 - Follows: 4,313 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dark and Light by Pleasedial123 reviews
He was a genius. He could paint, play music, talk to snakes, control fire. He was more powerful and intelligent then any knew. He had strong 'friends'. The problem was, he had few emotions. Dark Harry. I Do Not Own Harry Potter. -Slash-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 102,267 - Reviews: 3373 - Favs: 11,134 - Follows: 6,146 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The WinWin Scenario by twistyguru reviews
Prequel to Dating the Captain, this is the story of how Jim Kirk and Pavel Chekov met...and a ship named Kobayashi Maru. SLASH! Kirk/Chekov. Explains what 'really' happened in the simulator Kirk's third time around.... Now complete.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,958 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 7/24/2009 - P. Chekov, J. Kirk - Complete
Where the Road Leads You by CherBella reviews
Jasper prefers living the life of a gypsy, traveling from town to town, nothing and no one to tie him down. When he finds himself drawn to Seattle he finds more than he ever expected. This is a SLASH fic, An entry for the 2010 In the Closet Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,405 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Martyrdom and Paradox by UchidaKarasu reviews
L is deep in the Kira case when suddenly a man with a fake name and a sharp intellect turns up in Japan. As L discovers what attraction is, Harry Potter fights to help L solve the case while falling in love with the detective. Yaoi/slash. Rated mature! Translation in Russian on profile.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 184,879 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 3,726 - Follows: 1,935 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Harry P., L - Complete
Blood and Honour by salty-sarah reviews
Slight AU: After the fiasco of the DoM, Harry just wants to left alone. At Slughorn's welcoming party in the first week of school, he meets someone who would like nothing better too. Let the Right One Slip In/Harry Potter crossover. Warnings for slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Let the Right One In/Låt den rätte komma in - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,640 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 50 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
When Is It a Contract by Aealket reviews
Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,433 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 4,722 - Follows: 1,293 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Behind the Curtain by mw138 reviews
Edward is amped about starting his senior year in college. When he's paired with shy, quiet and reclusive Jasper for a school project, his views on humanity, survival and true beauty are forever changed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,504 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Saying No by Bobmin356 reviews
Post OOTP, Harry is fed up and won't take it anymore. Dumbledore's worst nightmare!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 122,301 - Reviews: 1928 - Favs: 7,544 - Follows: 2,829 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Creep by She Who Cannot Be Turned reviews
Spoilers for Season 5 of SPN. When Lucifer went to Carthage to raise Death, he did not expect to meet Death's new master. SLASH
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,654 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 1,809 - Follows: 1,058 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 7/27/2010 - [Harry P., Lucifer] Death - Complete
Doing the Lambeth Walk by Blame Brampton reviews
After the war, the last thing Harry wants is to be a celebrity. Pursued, he seeks refuge in the last place people would look and tries to make a difference there. And then he runs into the Malfoys in Tesco's … H/D, mentions of OCs' drug rehab
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,468 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Goblet of Fire, Harry's Way by mapplepie reviews
Harry's annoyed of having been bound to participate in the Triwizard Tournament he didn't even want. Why does he have to care? He's getting out of it whether you judges like it or not. What's the safest way to get out of this ... ? Think outside the box.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,672 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Ludo B. - Complete
White Rabbit by She Who Cannot Be Turned reviews
It has been said that in order for a god to exist, he must be believed in. Harry defeated Voldemort and then disappeared. He became a legend over the years. And then became a God. With a whole world believing in him. SLASH
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 40,708 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 2,444 - Follows: 996 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 10/4/2010 - [Harry P., Gabriel] - Complete
Why I Hate My Captain by frosty wonder ice reviews
Scorpius Malfoy knew being the assistant to the Auror Captain would be challenging, just not that what it would challenge is his patience. How long can he manage before he drowns The-Man-Who-Annoys?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,324 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - [Scorpius M., Albus S. P.] Harry P., Ron W.
Harry Potter and the Siren's Song by hermyd reviews
When Lily's secret is revealed Harry runs away from home and meets a girl unlike any other. But she can never be with him, and he would never even suggest it. Things change drastically when his mother's legacy turns him into something no one expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 90,229 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 5,785 - Follows: 2,669 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 9/7/2010 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Time to Spare by EmySabath reviews
HBPcompliant rewrite of Time For Me. Voldemort has a sinister plot to catch Harry out of bounds and cast a spell to send him back two hundred years, but all does not go as planned and Harry isn't as gone as he'd thought...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 171,869 - Reviews: 3124 - Favs: 5,346 - Follows: 3,455 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Must Have Done Something Right by MissPronounced reviews
Albus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy occupy the two extreme ends of the Hogwarts social ladder. Against all odds, they meet in the middle in their sixth year, and it's nothing short of scandalous. Rated M. Eventual slash. Completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 70 - Words: 202,151 - Reviews: 3681 - Favs: 2,242 - Follows: 851 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Fixing Precious: A Love Story by FarDareisMai2 reviews
Jasper's computer needs help from an expert. Enter Geekward. A little slashy o/s written for Yogagal's birthday.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,969 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
The Reliability of Apocalypses by She Who Cannot Be Turned reviews
Michael wasn't anything like what the Winchesters had been led to believe. Though, considering The Host had done nothing but lie to them since this began, they really should have been so surprised. Preslash. 5.08 spoilers
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,627 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 74 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Sam W., Michael - Complete
The World is Not Enough by Earl Lonsdale reviews
Complete. Oneshot. The whispers are getting louder. 'Seize it! Seize it' The Master of Death finally accepts his destiny. Not for everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,881 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 138 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
A Birthday Carol by zeewriter reviews
How do you get a man to wake up and smell the roses? Bring in three ghosts to give him a swift kick in the behind. Written for FarDareisMai2's birthday.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,449 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Seeing Things by Beautiful Figment reviews
Edward makes a startling discovery that sends him running to his best friend...where he makes an even more startling discovery. AH/OOC/SLASH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,291 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 66 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Edward, Jasper
All That is Pure by Sasha Dimierez reviews
-SLASH- Blaise Zabini doesn't like to be noticed, but it isn't because he's shy. His mother, notoriously known as the 'black widow', isn't what she seems and Blaise inherited more than just her good looks.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,416 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 4,369 - Follows: 1,060 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Veritas Oracle by BajaB reviews
A series of Vignettes involving possibly the second most powerful but underused magic in the HP universe, Veritaserum. AU after GOF. Rating increased to T due to a bit of implied sexual situations, attempted suicide, abuse, and other nasty stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,330 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 1,555 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
It's My Life by Fyreheart reviews
After his second year, Harry begins to realize Hogwarts isn't everything it could be. Are there other options available? While the Hogwarts characters belong to JK Rowling, the story is obviously outside of canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,383 - Reviews: 2212 - Favs: 8,885 - Follows: 3,822 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Put Me Back Together by Squeeka Cuomo reviews
All it takes is one moment to break Kurt apart. How many will it take to put not only himself but Puck back together?
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 112,683 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
The Best Revenge: Time of the Basilisk by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU: The continuation of Book I. Not all of Tom Riddle is gone. A mysterious journal and a new Defense teacher pose challenges for Harry and his guardian. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 108,739 - Reviews: 2696 - Favs: 4,322 - Follows: 1,732 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1968 - Favs: 5,676 - Follows: 1,832 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Chase and Potter by enchanted nightingale reviews
Guilt catches up with Chase in London with his divorce signed and his career saved. Then he finds a savior in the face of Harry Potter. Was House right? Was the accent the real turn on? Still, the wizard has his own troubles. Can they make it work?
Crossover - Harry Potter & House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,136 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 1,459 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Harry P., R. Chase - Complete
Just Like Chocolate by FarDareisMai2 reviews
Winner Slash/Backslash One Shot Contest. Jasper reminisces about his life with Edward, the texture of buttercream, and the capacity to love. AH. Rated M. Explicit sexual content. Additional outtakes will appear at random intervals.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,040 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Prodigium by Shivani reviews
Gen - There's a reason why Harry survived that night, and it wasn't due to Lily's love. What saves Harry becomes inextricably entwined with him, and greatly influences how the story unfolds and the person Harry becomes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,080 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
A Fine Spot of Trouble by Chilord reviews
Post Book 7 AU; A little over six years have passed since the events that ended the second reign of Voldemort. Now, Harry Potter is the one that needs to be rescued. Rising to this challenge is... Draco Malfoy? Apparently I have to say No Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 132,479 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 2,709 - Follows: 980 - Published: 8/20/2010 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] [Draco M., Astoria G.] - Complete
Gives You Hell by azzie adams reviews
Albus and Harry Potter died many years ago. Accusing them of being vampires, Carlisle saw them hang, lifeless, cold, dead. He didn't expect to meet them 300 years later in Forks. But their sordid past seems to have followed them. EC/HP.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 170,819 - Reviews: 2343 - Favs: 3,834 - Follows: 4,021 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Harry P., Edward
Harry Potter: Dark Memories by Blueowl reviews
Voldemort didn't just give Harry some of his powers that night. He gave him all of his memories. With them, his allies and friends, Harry shall change the Wizarding World like no one ever before. LightHarry. GoodDumbledore. Chaotic magic. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 301,128 - Reviews: 5225 - Favs: 10,916 - Follows: 5,251 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Confrontation by Clashedncut13 reviews
Jacob fantasizes about Edward, and Edward confronts him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,388 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Celebration for the Claret and Blue by salty-sarah reviews
On the way to Hogwarts for his Sixth-Year, Dean finds himself in unexpected company. Warnings for slash. Harry/Dean. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,051 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 164 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Harry P., Dean T. - Complete
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 4159 - Favs: 12,086 - Follows: 11,051 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 9942 - Favs: 29,047 - Follows: 11,817 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Old Hearts Remember by salty-sarah reviews
AU: Blaise Zabini is the Black King, as his mother was the Black Widow, and behind his back they call him Black Death. But he may have finally met his match. Warnings for slash. Blaise/Harry. For my 200th reviewer Dreamers0rule0the0earth.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,731 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 1,719 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Blaise Z., Harry P. - Complete
The Valley of the Kings Massacre by DisobedienceWriter reviews
An adult Harry finds his destiny as an independent curse breaker in Egypt.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,177 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 3,184 - Follows: 938 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Midnight Blues by The Plot Bunny Whisperer reviews
It surprised everyone when Harry Potter died, including the one who killed him. Harry, however, doesn't know how to stay dead. Ignores HBP and DH. Character Death
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,332 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harebrained Heritage by Maken reviews
ºSlashº -.Harry Potter has always wanted to know about his family; of their history and their legacy. But when he receives an unknown inheritance, he finds, to his dumbfounded delight, that his family was not exactly normal.-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,960 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 1,491 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Harry P., OC
In My Life by Touchstone67 reviews
One word changed all their lives, will Bella saying yes be the end of a lifelong friendship...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,201 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Silver Sporks & Nifflers by WeatherWatch reviews
How Neville learned to hold his liquor, Seamus performed the Spice Girls, Harry forgot his name, Ron lost a game of chess, and Dean gained somewhat crooked pseudo-employment.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,655 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
How Will You Kiss by lecturience reviews
COMPLETE. Casting off his haze of grief over his godfather's demise, Harry Potter decides it's time to take action. He won't be alone; Mad-Eye Moody, Emmeline Vance, Tonks and Bill Weasley will be there to help. Not to mention the entire DA. Harry/Bill.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,665 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 2,614 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 11/8/2009 - [Harry P., Bill W.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Wardrobe by GenkaiFan reviews
After Sirius' death, Harry renews his friendship with the only adult ever to earned his complete trust. So what does a wardrobe and a lion have to do with it? Can Harry discover 'the power the Dark Lord knows not? AU crossover The Chronicles of Narnia
Crossover - Harry Potter & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,388 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 3,019 - Follows: 1,368 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Harry P., Susan Pevensie - Complete
The Mandatory Marriage Contract Fic by Itsme66 reviews
AU post 5th year. A bunny that wouldn't let go. Harry is set up in a marriage contract, but things don't go as planned. Rated for language and blatant - if non-desciptive - sexuality.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 62,585 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 2,380 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Harry P., Morag M. - Complete
The Condition to Tutoring Harry Potter by RestartingInsanity reviews
Roger Davies thought Harry’s condition was ridiculous. “You have to promise that you won’t fall in love with me,” Harry said. Why would he, Roger Davies fall in love with a small scruffy bespectacled boy from Gryffindor? Roger/Harry, Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,911 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 2,548 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Harry P., Roger D. - Complete
What Would Slytherin Harry Do? by Big D on a Diet reviews
An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,417 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 4,167 - Follows: 3,139 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Harry P.
Grimoire by lmeden reviews
Books had always loved Harry. A tale of seven years.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,244 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 2117 - Favs: 4,240 - Follows: 2,882 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Quo Vadis? by Ruskbyte reviews
It is the greatest threat the world of magic has ever faced. It cannot be reasoned with. It cannot be bargained with. It cannot be hexed. It cannot be cursed. It cannot be stopped. It cannot be killed. And only Lord Voldemort stands in its way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,758 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 1,611 - Follows: 443 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Voldemort - Complete
Family by SlipStitch reviews
Harry gets a chance to know what it feels like to be in a family the summer of Sirius' death when one of the neighborhood ladies takes a liking to him. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,973 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 121 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Into the Open by avioleta reviews
Entry for the Slash/Backslash Contest. All in all, I’d say I got off pretty good as far as the roommate situation was concerned. Of course, it took me a while to realize just how well matched we actually were. AH/ExJ. SLASH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,588 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Yule Love It by Starlight257 reviews
Harry has a crush on Cedric Diggory, however the realisation of his fantasy seems impossible. So what happens when Cedric returns a favour? Slash. Harry/Cedric.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,526 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
New Boy Blues by angelbethy reviews
An "Indies First-Time Writer Challenge" Contest Entry. Jasper, terrified of being rejected, hides his true self from his friends and family. When Edward moves to Forks, though, Jasper's secret threatens to break through the wall he'd so carefully built.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,480 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Path of Decision by lulu42 reviews
Voldemort is in power, but the Wizarding World fights back. Harry Potter, Master of Death, is faced with a choice, move forward or change everything? Warning: This story is weird and not for everyone.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sandman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 244,647 - Reviews: 1567 - Favs: 2,525 - Follows: 1,415 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
One Wizarding Summer by twistyguru reviews
Sequel to 'Once Upon A Cedric', Harry/Cedric and the summer after the Tri-Wiz. SLASH, manipulative!Dumbledore, new toys, new Marauders, new discoveries, an eccentric French wandmaker, Mad-Eye Moody and the usual suspects...with Cedric very much alive!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 254,970 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Cedric D., Harry P. - Complete
Afternoon of a Faun by Elvelethril-'Elvey reviews
When Jasper accidentally leaves behind a piece of clothing one day, Edward suddenly finds that he is unable to keep his hands to himself. Rated M for citrusy stuff. Judges' Pick for Best Wank in the Slash Backslash Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,124 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Young and Wild and Free by Darkira reviews
When he is nineteen, Jasper meets a boy called Edward while on holiday abroad. They both fall in love but never meet again. Not until a long time when fate throws them back together in a surprising way. AH/AU/E&J/Lemony/ Written for "I love 80's Music".
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,987 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Tuesday Night Poker by LauraACullen reviews
One-Shot "For the Love of Jasper" contest entry. Lifelong friends Jasper, Edward, and Emmett find themselves alone for their weekly poker game, which quickly evolves into something quite unexpected. All Human, Slash, Adult themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,170 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 82 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
The Desk by opalish reviews
Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 1,586 - Follows: 269 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Accio Brain! by KafkaExMachina reviews
and other moments of sheer brilliance. A collection of drabbles, outtakes, and half-baked story ideas bouncing around my head. Rated M for manure.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,636 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Power by DarthBill reviews
Harry has been feeling lethargic since his tenth birthday when suddenly he has more energy than he needs. AU story for all seven years. HarryMulti nothing serious. SmartPowerful!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,757 - Reviews: 1833 - Favs: 6,230 - Follows: 3,185 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Time Traveler's Daughter by pop off valve reviews
Alice is used to her father's odd appearances. He never approaches her, she never approaches him. He just watches her from a distance. She ignores him. *SPOILERS for CoE*
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,793 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Jack H., Alice C. - Complete
Pick Up Lines by One-shot.Dump reviews
Poor Harry has been ditched at the bar... how much will the poor guy have to go through?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Giving Up The Ghost by shadowglove reviews
SLASH. Sequel to Cedric's Necklace. After Hogwarts and after they won the war, Blaise still cannot move on, not realizing that Harry has fallen in love with him. Can he learn to let go of Cedric's memory and discover Harry's feelings before he loses him?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,789 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Blaise Z., Harry P. - Complete
Marriage in Mind by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. AU. A marriage contract. They want him to sign away his freedom and his future and his life on a girl who didn't even attend her best friend's funeral. Harry has other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 3,842 - Follows: 947 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Happy Father's Day, Harry Potter! by cragarrows reviews
Slightly revised version of my Father's Day fic. Harry has a cunning plan to defeat Voldemort, or did Dumbledore think of it first?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,171 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 44 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Don't Fear The Reaper by She Who Cannot Be Turned reviews
Harry defeated Voldemort at a cost. He eventually ends up in America, where, eight years after the defeat, he meets two brothers who fight the supernatural…. He certainly isn’t the one they are set to save either. Harry Potter crossover. Slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 58,068 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 1,243 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Harry P., Sam W. - Complete
The Potter Family Grimoire by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry Potter has an unprecedented amount of freedom the summer before his Third Year. He stumbles into an odd shop in Diagon Alley that will change his life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,722 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 6,564 - Follows: 1,800 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Light's Hope, Death's Hunters by reptilia28 reviews
Following the will reading of Sirius Black, Harry and Hermione disappear, only to return over ten years later as powerful bounty hunters. Will they bring back light to the wizarding world, or will it be forever consumed by darkness? Dark!HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,831 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 2,801 - Follows: 1,188 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Prince Of Gryffindor by potter8668 reviews
Harry suffers from several betrayals and comes into several new gifts, including a title to the Wizarding throne.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,885 - Reviews: 1118 - Favs: 5,309 - Follows: 2,227 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Light Likes Cock by ErmengardeSecret reviews
The coarse and vulgar language is both quite apt and yet alien to the bizarre compulsion that has suddenly stricken Light. He is filled with self-loathing, driven mad by an intense yet not really sexual impulse that no one could understand. Least of all L
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,711 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Three Times is Enemy Action by Aurilia reviews
Once again, Harry, Sam, and Dean are on a Hunt together, only this one may turn out to be the most important Hunt of all. Harry Potter xover, rated M for language, not slash. Sequel to 'Twice is Circumstance'.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,711 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Harry P., Dean W.
Do Not Meddle In The Affairs Of Wizards by Corwalch reviews
Harry was sent to Azkaban after being framed for murder in the beginning of his 6th year at Hogwarts. While there, he unlocks the "Power the Dark Lord Knows Not". What will happen once his former friends know he's innocent? Watch the fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 136,710 - Reviews: 2831 - Favs: 12,164 - Follows: 4,547 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Price of Freedom by Corwalch reviews
The price of freedom always comes at a cost, including to those left behind to pick up the pieces. What if some of those left behind weren't as loyal as they appeared, would they reap what they have sown or get off scott free?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,270 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 1,717 - Follows: 457 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
A Summer's Day by Sa-kun reviews
They were currently sitting out in the backyard on a transfigured couch with three legs. Charlie had brought a leg up on the seat and Harry was curiously pulling the loose trousers Charlie wore up to the man's knee. // CWHP, mentions of past child abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,921 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 1,433 - Follows: 288 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Harry P., Charlie W. - Complete
Picturesque Proclivities by Maken reviews
ºSlashº -.If there was one thing Harry Potter never expected, it was to find himself befriending a Malfoy. That he did so under unusual circumstanced, however, did not really surprise him.-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,037 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 161 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Harry P., OC
A Diamond in the Sky by She Who Cannot Be Turned reviews
Six year old Harry hears a nursery rhyme and makes a wish, causing him to disappear for ten years. When he returns he's a little different from when he left. For one thing he's not exactly human anymore... Slash CWHP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,910 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 2,498 - Follows: 1,256 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 7/27/2008 - [Harry P., Charlie W.] - Complete
Enigma by Linnay reviews
HP/Twilight Crossover, SLASH. During the final battle with Voldemort Harry is met with a difficult choice that could save his world but in the process send him to another. COMPLETE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 53,135 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 1,658 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Dark Lord Potter Part 1 by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter has never known love or even kindness until he is rescued from his relatives by a pair of witches. How will the most talented wizard of his generation respond to those who have mistreated him? AU! Young!Tonks. Early chapters are being edited.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 273,098 - Reviews: 2788 - Favs: 5,034 - Follows: 3,393 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Year of Changes by redfrog reviews
Sequel to Summer of Independence. Harry's 6th year, dealing with Dumbles and Ron, lots of Quidditch and just being Harry. Ron& Dumbledore& Ginny bashing. Independent Harry story. No pairings planned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,541 - Reviews: 1179 - Favs: 4,828 - Follows: 2,258 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Chosen Inadequacies by Allergic-To-Sunlight reviews
HBP Missing Moment. Dean, Seamus and Neville discuss Harry's... uh... "maturing" body. Short one-shot set the first night back at Hogwarts in HBP. Background Dean/Ginny. Canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Harry P., Dean T. - Complete
Fair Trade by BajaB reviews
AU one-shot set after sixth year. Harry confronts Voldemort with an alternate reason for some of the Dark's Lord's failures, and offers to help him out, for a price.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,559 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 3,482 - Follows: 880 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Good To The Last Drop by Lady FoxFire reviews
Harry has many chores to do on this day, including cooking dinner for the Dursley's family. And on this day a simply mistake will be made with devastating result and the all the fault belong to…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,411 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 224 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Jingling Moonbeams by Paladeus reviews
Luna and her Arch Nemesis, Santa, finally face off after she takes command of his elves. Short, Christmastime one-shot. Comedy, no pairings, mostly amusement at Luna's traps for Santa. Omake where Santa gives Harry any wish he wants, no holds barred.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,420 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 64 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
How to Survive in the Woods by Candle Beck reviews
Slash, Sam/Dean. As it turns out, it's a story about tents.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,125 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
A Will of Black by Lady FoxFire reviews
The never before Will for Sirius Black, escape prisoner, innocent man and lover of women.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,398 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 146 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
Guess Who's Coming to Dinner? by Leda74 reviews
It's Christmas Day in the Noble household, and the Doctor's trying to get into the spirit of things. Unfortunately, he hasn't quite grasped a few essentials.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2008 - 10th Doctor, Donna N., Sylvia N., Wilfred M./Wilf - Complete
A Strange Sort of Illness by OnTheTardis reviews
Sequal to "A Life Worth Saving". The Doctor and Donna are back traveling together again, until the Doctor falls ill. Now, He can't tell between the real world and the one his mind created.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,058 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 12/2/2008 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
An Infinite Love by jaywolfe reviews
Harry/Cedric-Revelations are made at the remembering of Cedric Diggory
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
Death Dancer by Lady Salazar reviews
Love isn’t a power, only a powerful emotion. But Harry does have a power the Dark Lord does not, and that changes everything. AU, short oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 1,074 - Follows: 348 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Walking Alone by rianess reviews
Slash / XOver with Labyrinth. Harry defeated Voldemort aged seventeen, and slowly found himself abandoned by the wizarding world, discarded like one of Dudley's broken toys. Where does he go from here? Now completed
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 71,430 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 1,511 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Y'ou a're b'eaut'iful, my H'ar'ry by OccAmy Phyre reviews
The Final Battle came and went, leaving an astronomical number of casualties, Harry included. He began falling into a deep depression when a fiery young man and melodious songs began to fill his dreams and haunt his waking thoughts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,286 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 122 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Harry P., Fawkes - Complete
Crooked Heart by Shanti Rosa reviews
Fate makes for difficult choices, and difficult goodbyes. Set in the not-so-distant future. MerlinxMorgana.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,337 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Complete
For The Greater Good by marietsy2 reviews
It was for the greater good, right? What would life have been like without Dumbledore's manipulations? AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,767 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 179 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 978 - Favs: 9,557 - Follows: 2,638 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Rise and Fall by solunvar reviews
Betrayed and forced into paranoia, join Harry Potter on the day he acts out his vengeance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
We Like Ross by mistseeker reviews
Set after 'The Poison Sky'. The Doctor makes a decision and breaks a rule. For the better, of course. Hints of Ten/Ross. Yes, you read that right! R&R is love!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Complete
Rifts & Writers by Spool the Pink Dalek reviews
The Doctor was just taking a simple nap when...um...well, he doesn't really know either. This story was formerly titled "I Hate Rifts"
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,580 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
SatNav by elmo-doodle reviews
The Doctor gives Jackie a present to help her in her navigational skills. Unfortunately, things don't always go as planned and as usual, Jackie is ready to kill the Doctor again. crack!fic
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Complete
Tuesday by Literary Ditch reviews
A Doc sock one-shot
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2008 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
The Idiots Guide to Foiling Alien Invasions by netgirly2k reviews
Jackie and Mickey save the day by bickering, drinking tea and spending a lot of time in the pub in the middle of the day.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,090 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Complete
Twice is Circumstance by Aurilia reviews
Sequel to Once is Happenstance. It's a couple of months after the naga, and Sam and Dean run into Harry while looking into a 'simple' salt&burn in the Louisiana bayou, only this spirit is anything but simple. Harry Potter xover. M for language, not slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 98,451 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Harry P., Dean W. - Complete
Ril by SilverWolf7 reviews
Jackie learns more about loss, life and love as she looks after an orphaned alien boy.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,684 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Jackie T. - Complete
Harry Potter and His Creature Heritage by Emily Waters reviews
Parody Creature!Fic. Harry's friends realize that Harry is a Creature, but what kind? Why is his bed littered with pink fur? Andhow will this affect Draco's relationship with Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter A Smart Potter Year 1 by LordJingles reviews
Philosopher's stone revisited. Incredibly intelligent Harry, no stupid hijinks. Closed some of the stupid plot holes left by the original lazy author. Specifically - why does Harry have to fix everything?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,200 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 504 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Acts of Betrayal by Clell65619 reviews
The Semiclassic 'everyone has been lying to Harry about everything' plot. Very AU. Bashing of pretty much everyone. Mind Control Sex. Language. Dumbledore decides the Old Families won't tolerate the Chosen One being with a mudblood. Sucks to be Ron Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,977 - Reviews: 2103 - Favs: 6,102 - Follows: 2,509 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Mors Mortis by KindKit reviews
A victorious Voldemort tries to destroy death. It doesn't work out quite as expected. AU, written before Deathly Hallows came out. This story is primarily gen, and includes many characters, but it does have some Remus/Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,714 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter is Dead by HarryGinnyTonks reviews
One-Shot, inspired by the Punisher. A violent vengeance is exacted. Warnings for violence, and pretty much bashes everyone except Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 135 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Wands and Broomsticks by Sa-kun reviews
Harry cautiously opened his bag, hands trembling and sweaty, heart in his throat and hardly daring to breath. The parcel, when he finally opened it, revealed a magazine with bold letters reading, 'Wands and Broomsticks'. /AU SLASH, CWHP, Homosexuality/
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,229 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 82 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Harry P., Charlie W. - Complete
The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 3,874 - Follows: 1,351 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Beneath A Wizard's Robes by ShadeDancer reviews
Songfic. Slash. Harry and Bill have a chance to answer an age old question. Complete for the moment.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Harry P., Bill W. - Complete
Seven Birthday Disasters for Harry Potter by Jason Thompson reviews
The night his parents died, Sirius Black cast aside revenge to care for the infant Harry Potter, but that doesn't mean everything was alright for the Boy-Who-Lived. Honks and Other Harry-pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,013 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 103 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Thank You by kcourtkat reviews
An exiled Harry Potter Sends a letter to the Daily Prophet after being contacted about a new Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 328 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Soul Gems by shedoc reviews
Coming as it did a scant 10 hours after his defeat of Voldemort, the Minsitry's exile of Harry Potter must have come as a crushing betrayal...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,513 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 2,304 - Follows: 547 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6658 - Favs: 19,207 - Follows: 7,070 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2841 - Favs: 5,087 - Follows: 2,314 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Luck Can't Last A Lifetime by ShadeDancer reviews
Rumors can lead to some interesting pranks, but what happens when there's some truth behind the rumors. Harry/Death
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 143 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Red's the New Black by frodogenic reviews
Severus Snape hates the middle of April with a passion. Maybe if Harry had known why, he wouldn't have volunteered to test Fred and George's new appearance-altering product... Short story, GOF. Hopefully fits with canon, but details may be off. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,284 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Light Mauve by Lyn908 reviews
HPxover AUpostDH, AUpostBankJob. Hints of slash. How do you keep one of the Ocean's crew from stealing your wallet? Quite easily if you're Harry Potter. Oneshot, drabble-like.
Ocean's 11 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Happy Ending by Monopoly reviews
One Shot. Harry Potter/Dr. Who crossover. Torchwood picks up the energy that Hogwarts is giving off and mistakes it for alien technology. Jack gets sent to investigate, but finds more than he expected...Set any time after the end of Season 3.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,743 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Complete
Oswald the Ottoman by lunakatrina reviews
Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 1,609 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
If I could only be normal by just dont tell my mum reviews
On his sixteenth birthday harry gets new powers, unfortunately the wizards of his age cant cope with his powers so he gets sent back to people who can help his rather unique case prehbp
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 193,443 - Reviews: 1351 - Favs: 1,355 - Follows: 1,142 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 6/20/2004 - Harry P.
Slashing Harmony by KafkaExMachina reviews
So... Harry's gay. In a bar. With Draco. Almost your standard gay!Potter fic except for one thing... pie. Probably not M but it's safer that way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Narrative Causality by Clell65619 reviews
Hermione discovers the power Harry has that the Dark Lord knows not. Harry enlists the aid of a certain carbosilicate amorph, who lives to kill people and break their things. A most silly fic. Harry/Hermione, Ron/Luna, Neville/Ginny, Schlock/Noone
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,851 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 165 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A History of Azkaban by HarryGinnyTonks reviews
Harry is sent to Azkaban for life after the rape and murder of Ginny Weasley! But what is the truth? HarryBellaTonksFleur
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,829 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 1,407 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Natural Order by moshpitstories reviews
If you’ve got a chance to do it over again, why putz around? You know the game, you know the players, and you know the goal. It’s time for Double Jeopardy, where the scores can really change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,185 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Revenge Is Sweet Indeed by marietsy2 reviews
Harry Potter blames Severus Snape for Sirius' death. What will he do about it? Warnings: OOC behavior and darkish Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,001 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 70 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Antithesis by Water Mage reviews
Nineteen years later, life was going great for Harry Potter. He had everything he had ever wanted. Friends, a wife, children. It was perfect. Then he opened his eyes...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,788 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 2,479 - Follows: 507 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Magical Contracts by Kalen Darkmoon reviews
In Goblet of Fire, JKR established that it was absurdly easy to bind other witches and wizards unwillingly into binding magical contracts with a simple, school-taught 'confundus' charm. What if Harry took note of that and decided to do something about it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 4,354 - Follows: 1,223 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Bridging the Gap by SilverWolf7 reviews
The Doctor is left in the flat with Jackie Tyler and tells her things he didn't think he ever would. A story to try and bridge a gap. Not really canon. Just my brain being stupid.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,665 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/9/2007 - 10th Doctor, Jackie T. - Complete
Once is Happenstance by Aurilia reviews
Harry Potter xover. Harry joins Sam and Dean on a hunt. Rated 'M' for language. Not slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,372 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Harry P., Dean W. - Complete
The Afterlife and Times of Myrtle Potter by PerfesserN reviews
Myrtle becomes a casualty of war, she loses her afterlife and must live again. Just one small problem, Hermione will be wanting her body back!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 79,551 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Myrtle, Harry P. - Complete
Mudblood by Sarah1281 reviews
"Mudblood? Is that your idea of an insult or something?" Draco attempts to explain to Hermione why she should be offended.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 1,482 - Follows: 299 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Ascension Of The Scorpion Sorcerer by Vorlon666 reviews
After the Events of his fifth year Harry is angry. Fed up with Dumbledore's lies, half truth and deceits, he will no longer allow anyone to dictate his life. He trains very hard and along the way makes some startling discoveries. He discovers who he is.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 300,582 - Reviews: 2815 - Favs: 5,401 - Follows: 4,286 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Harry P.
Logical Consequences by Laume reviews
For many years the Wizarding World turned a blind eye. Now they must face the consequences as the tables are turned on them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 2,511 - Follows: 652 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Bedlamite by Semika reviews
First let’s pretend Harry is sent to Azkaban. Now let’s pretend he doesn’t like it much. Then let’s pretend the ministry says OOPS and releases him. But finally, let’s pretend Harry does not easily forgive and forget. Dear wizarding world… this means war.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,104 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 1,039 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Harry P.
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 6,381 - Follows: 1,876 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Interview with the Slytherin Childe by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU. A press conference after Hogwarts Castle is captured by an unknown attacker turns surreal for Rita Skeeter. She gets more of an exclusive story than she ever imagined. Dark!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,652 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 1,540 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Complete
Summer of Independence by redfrog reviews
Set right after 5th year. Harry becomes independent. No pairings, lots of Quidditch and some Ron&Ginny&Dumbledore&Etc bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 131,378 - Reviews: 1083 - Favs: 7,288 - Follows: 2,272 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry and the Magic Factory by DisobedienceWriter reviews
ABANDONED. AU. Harry Potter defeats Voldemort as an infant…but then disappears. A year later, Potter Emporiums spring up throughout the magical world. No one knows how or why until 11 invitations fly out into the world years later.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,103 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 1,348 - Follows: 1,038 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Complete
Unholy by Lady Salazar reviews
There are some things the human race is not meant to know. Harry didn't care instead, he made it his life's purpose to learn them. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,944 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 2,379 - Follows: 791 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter the Power Unknown by Priya Ashok reviews
Manipulative, Evil Dumbledore! Powerful Harry! Clever, Resilient, Brave Snape! Alternate Universe! Brilliantly Intelligent Lily! The full story of Harry Potter Please READ & REVIEW!COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 110,356 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 1,941 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 3/24/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Mommies Know Exactly What is Needed by Lady FoxFire reviews
Harry PotterSupernatural When a mother's love comes in to play even time itself can't stop her will
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,644 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 245 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Harry P., Dean W. - Complete
Tears of a Basilisk by Vetis reviews
Harry tells the true accounts of his Hogwarts adventures, revealing many shocking secrets. Slytherin!Harry, Character death, eventual MxM slash, slight noncon, lots of snarky humour, AU after OOTP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 134,465 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 5/30/2007 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Heir of Magic by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Year 7. Harry Potter is coming into his magical maturity as he turns 17…but the stronger he grows, the less sane he feels. What will happen to Harry as he prepares to face Voldemort in the final battle?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44,628 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 2,008 - Follows: 565 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter, Wizarding Barrister by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry finds himself doing an unusual thing after the war: defending the innocent before the Wizengamot. Here’s what happens during his final case.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,437 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 2,426 - Follows: 692 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Complete
Running With Love by lilyyuri reviews
Sequel to When Harry Met Susan. Multiple crossovers. HarryXPeter Pevensie. Harry and Peter find each other again, but troubles are quick to follow. COMPLETE.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,861 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Harry P., Peter Pevensie - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marauder's Blessing by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Follows HPB. A humorous 7th Year story as Harry takes creative, welldeserved revenge on Umbridge, Cornelius Fudge, Wormtail, Bellatrix, Snape, Malfoy, and Voldemort. Reviews appreciated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,484 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 2,302 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry gets Motivated by BajaB reviews
Harry finds a way to get motivated, really, really motivated. A super!Harry oneshot. Post HBP, AU, No DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,709 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 3,036 - Follows: 879 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
Ne Fiat Lux by Silver Pard reviews
AU: In a world where the beginning was different, Harry rants on why he's turned out the way he has.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 143 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Time to Live by loralee1 reviews
Post OotP No HBP Takes place summer after fifth year. After defeating Voldemort Harrry decides it's time for him to live his own life. No slash. Sequel to follow.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 68,807 - Reviews: 1482 - Favs: 4,068 - Follows: 1,930 - Updated: 2/16/2007 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry's Betrayal by marietsy2 reviews
Harry has betrayed the Wizarding World. Why and what can be done about it? Not HBP compliant AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,134 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 71 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Goblin Conspiracy by loralee1 reviews
AU, Post OotP, No HBP, Harry knows that he must take on Voldemort and finds unexpected allies
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,299 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 3,371 - Follows: 930 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Indirect Approach by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Sometimes the direct approach doesn't work, therefore you must try . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,873 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 1,447 - Follows: 436 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Dark Witch and the Necromancer ENGLISH by Heiko2003 reviews
Well... Harry is pissed, his relatives tipped his inner balance, so he snapped and turned dark. Yes, this is a very dark!Harry story. This is also going to be HarryBellatrix. So if you don't like it, don't read it. Contains also some graphic violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 113,439 - Reviews: 1412 - Favs: 5,309 - Follows: 2,401 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Now Hiring: Committee for the Disposal… by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. NOW HIRING: COMMITTEE FOR THE DISPOSAL OF DANGEROUS CREATURES. PostOotp. The summer after Harry's fifth year, Albus Dumbledore, newly reinstated Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, must deal with an interesting end to a boring day.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 1,265 - Follows: 328 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Lionheart of Gryffindor by Starslife reviews
7th year fic mostly AU Harry finds out more of his families history and realizes who he truly cares for
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,403 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Ground Hog Day by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry lives the same day over and over again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,464 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 2,867 - Follows: 885 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
When Harry Met Susan by lilyyuri reviews
Crossover. HarryXPeter Pevensie. Harry and Pansy Parkinson end up in Narnia by mistake and have to find their way back home. PreSlash. COMPLETE.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,109 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/22/2006 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Harry P., Peter Pevensie - Complete
Extermination of the Dumbleduck by Keepers of the Horny Gay Men reviews
School had become boring. The classes, the studying, the constant neardeath experiences... Harry knew who was to blame for all this. And for once, it wasn’t Voldemort. It was Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,665 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 116 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Here Comes Trouble: AKA The Internet by Thunderstone reviews
Hermione brought her laptop to the Burrow and made some interesting discoveries & HP Fan sites. Soon word of this spread like fire. What trouble will this bring?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,057 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/10/2006 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Freak Parade by The-Caitiff reviews
Starts as parody of the formula most independant!Harry stories follow. Overly friendly Goblins, Manipulative Dumbledore, a shopping trip, a will from Sirius etc... Then it gets weird.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,147 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 2,445 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 11837 - Favs: 23,965 - Follows: 8,616 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
A Hare,y Little Problem by spunkymuzicnote reviews
ONESHOT Harry has an opportunity to view a Pensieve memory of his parents—When Lily overhears James commenting on Remus’s “furry little problem” the Marauders must do some fast talking to get themselves out of a sticky situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,557 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 89 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
HPParody by Shezza reviews
Here’s a Harry that… has normal male nightmares, wasn’t abused by his Uncle, can’t cook, hates being called ‘pup’, did NOT try to commit suicide, doesn’t stutter when Sirius is mentioned, sure as hell isn’t the Heir to the founders and Merlin, doesn’t ow
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,826 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 206 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Harry P.
Harry Potter's Anger, Pain, And Revenge by Lord Lugos reviews
COMPLETE, Post OoP, Harry's grief over Sirius drives him over the edge to the Dark side. He will use everything he can to exact revenge on Pettigrew, Lestrange, Voldemort, and the deatheaters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,826 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/15/2006 - Published: 3/22/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Paint By Numbers by Wheezy1 reviews
Dark Harry. The war is over, the UK in shambles, as is Harry’s life. It’s time for vengeance against the people who started all his misery. Rated T for violence and torture. No sex, no romance, no language, no slash. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,477 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 5/12/2006 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Harry P., Vernon D. - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 2355 - Favs: 6,813 - Follows: 2,708 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Lord of Azkaban by padfootjr24 reviews
Harry is sent to Azkaban for murder. Years later Dumbledore comes to release him but what he finds is nothing like what he was expecting. Dark and very unforgiving Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 75,711 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 4,572 - Follows: 1,521 - Updated: 4/23/2006 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Manipulator of Destiny by Wheezy1 reviews
Post OotP. Harry finds that Dumbledore has been less than honest or helpful with him, takes control of his own life and finds the training he needs from others. HHr, NL, no slash. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 175,185 - Reviews: 6108 - Favs: 11,956 - Follows: 4,264 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Forsaken by Shivani reviews
Slash, HPDM - Wherein Dumbledore does the unforgivable, and is forsaken by his pawn.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 127,363 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 2,766 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 4/7/2006 - Published: 8/2/2004 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
A Step Out of Time by KCGryffindor reviews
Sequel to Sincerely, Harry James Potter. Daniel Radcliffe received a strange letter just before the premier of Goblet of Fire and it has him a bit freaked out. Just after arriving at the premier he learns who sent the letter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Dimension Hopping for Beginners by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 1310 - Favs: 4,119 - Follows: 1,515 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
A Little Homework by Ruskbyte reviews
It was an average day in the Gryffindor common room essays to write, tests to study for and juicy gossip to exchange. Then all Hell broke loose and started trying to eat the students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 1,309 - Follows: 258 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Complete
The Chamber Strike by evansentranced reviews
Harry is sick of Umbridge and everyone pushing him around. Halfway through fifth year, he decides to Do Something about it. Warning: Contains nuts. And cults, falling sugar bowls, terrible handwriting, and beleaguered caretakers. Crack!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,110 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 1,656 - Follows: 411 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Harry P., Argus F. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Loathsome Lobster of Leeds by Wilde Thing reviews
Harry is upset by the upcoming Hogwarts Family Day and finds a sympathetic ear from Luna Lovegood.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,196 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/7/2006 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
The Lord of Stone Tower by phoenix catcher reviews
Complete! No pairings. Harry returns after his fifth year to find his relatives less than welcoming. His stay is brief and due to his betrayal by the Ministry of Magic he escapes the clutches of Voldemort with the help of an old rival.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,601 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 1/31/2006 - Published: 2/4/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
You Did What! by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Third and final story from the 'Where in the World is Harry Potter' trilogy] No one is safe when Harry happens. Not the living relatives, not the dead ones. No one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 139,965 - Reviews: 1572 - Favs: 2,615 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 1/27/2006 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Harry P., Harry P. - Complete
What Harry Potter Owned by marietsy2 reviews
Harry Potter finds out that he owns something very special. What will he do when he finds out what it is?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,418 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 227 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Bring On The Darkness by marietsy2 reviews
What if there was more to the 'power he knows not' than Harry or the Headmaster knew? What if Harry's whole life was a test? Would the Wizarding World pass? What are the consequences of betrayal and neglect?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,959 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 150 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
There is Only Power by loralee1 reviews
AU Post OotP, possible HBP content but not HBP complient, No pairing.Independant Harry. Summer after 5th year edited 111606
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,134 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 1,585 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 12/12/2005 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Lovegood, Boobs Gooder by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Luna Challenge Response. Harry refuses to stay with the Dursleys and is now going to spend the summer hunting for Snorkacks with the Lovegoods. This is crude, immature, adult themed humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,366 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 1,909 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 10/14/2005 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
I Never by ShadeDancer reviews
Albus decides to introduce a muggle drinking game to a group of Hogwarts staff and two students. When will he ever learn? Slash theme present. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 154 - Published: 10/11/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The Untitled Cheekquel Project by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Sequel to Where in the World is Harry Potter?] Now that Harry has been found, he's going to teach DADA at Hogwarts again for the first time. Will he change and grow as a person? Will he find love? Enh... doubtful.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,193 - Reviews: 1084 - Favs: 2,530 - Follows: 811 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
She Eats WHAT? by Callisto Nicol reviews
James and Lily talked. To each other. And this is bad how? Remus asked. She wants to eat me! James cried out. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,923 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 66 - Published: 8/26/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Me, Myself, and I by EmySabath reviews
Harry has had a hard life, harder than anyone knows, even himself. What happens when Snape finds out that Harry's mind couldn't take the strain and fractured, leaving the BWL with MPD? PreHBP COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,691 - Reviews: 1660 - Favs: 3,567 - Follows: 1,002 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter, Dark Phoenix by dbzdragonlanceman reviews
AU! Harry is captured by the Death Eaters, and subjected to torture. Will the wizarding world ever be the same in Harry's eyes?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,577 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 1,309 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 7/20/2005 - Published: 9/25/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Betrayed by kateydidnt reviews
In his fifth year Harry Potter was framed for murder and sentenced to Azkaban. Ten years later his innocence is proven. What will Harry do? Written PreOotP. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 102,138 - Reviews: 4240 - Favs: 9,244 - Follows: 2,745 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 4/1/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 2052 - Favs: 9,978 - Follows: 2,934 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Judgment of Gods by Fyrning reviews
It was the last betrayal and the one that hurt the most. But history is not set in stone and those that passed judgement can just as easily become the judged.(Set in the final days of the Second War)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,153 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 108 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Harry P.
Where in the World is Harry Potter? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,625 - Reviews: 1187 - Favs: 5,131 - Follows: 1,635 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Prophecy of the Phoenix by Storyspindler reviews
Complete and edited! Harry's fifth year will send him on a journey to discover his destiny and who he really is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 117,735 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 1,831 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 4/15/2005 - Published: 8/18/2002 - Complete
HandMeDown Clothes by Quillitch reviews
AU: "By Merlin, Albus! That boy must be moved!" What if Dumbledore took Harry away from no.4 Privet Drive, with its perfectly pruned shrubs and colour co-ordinated flower beds, to somewhere he could call home...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,271 - Reviews: 1204 - Favs: 1,752 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 4/5/2005 - Published: 10/18/2002 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Crumbling Pedestal by Shivani reviews
Slash, HPSS- Harry's date with Voldemort at the conclusion of the Triwizard tournament didn't go quite as planned. Fate steps in with a 'unique' opportunity, offering Harry the chance to live and mature in the past. For a while, anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 179,530 - Reviews: 989 - Favs: 4,223 - Follows: 1,113 - Updated: 2/15/2005 - Published: 6/21/2004 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
Flying Without A Broom by Ruskbyte reviews
Tonks is posing as a Hogwarts student when someone slips something into Harry's drink. With Death Eaters on the prowl and the Boy Who Lived not only missing, but stoned out of his mind and horny to boot, what's a girl to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,878 - Reviews: 1534 - Favs: 2,450 - Follows: 1,831 - Updated: 11/20/2004 - Published: 11/17/2003 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Of Headmasters and Socks by The Red Dragons Order reviews
FINISHED! Dumbledore has disappeared! What to do! The Hogwarts staff bring the most Slytherinish Gryffindor into the picture. Add four crazy ghosts, stir and serve!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,369 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/4/2004 - Published: 3/22/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Biology by Shivani reviews
Slash, HPBZ - It wasn't just power and ability that Tom Riddle transferred to Harry that night. He made him the son he never had, and that changes everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,019 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 2,166 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 6/25/2004 - Published: 4/28/2004 - [Harry P., Blaise Z.] - Complete
The Quiet Place by Ruskbyte reviews
Five hundred years after the defeat of Voldemort a new generation of Death Eaters is rising. Will the Muggles they attack be able to survive the encounter? For that matter, will the Death Eaters?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,364 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 152 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Harry P., Luna L.
Little Wolf by Athena's Wiccan-wolf reviews
Harry feels a little lost without his two friends at Hengehill Uni, Until he makes friends with shy Cara, a beautiful young man who carrys a sad secret (COMPLETE)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,537 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 4/12/2004 - Published: 4/4/2004 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Redemption by krtshadow reviews
COMPLETE! Harry Potter has spent six years in Azkaban. Now, Dumbledore, Black and Lupin are here to retrieve him, now certain of his innocence. Will they be too late to save Harry's sanity? And if so, what does this mean for the world? AU after year 4.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 100,077 - Reviews: 4159 - Favs: 9,060 - Follows: 2,556 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 8/16/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Death, Destroyer of Worlds by Lady FoxFire reviews
Completed Death has the power to take lives or to save them. He's about to do both.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,713 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 1,503 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 11/8/2003 - Published: 10/11/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete