Author has written 3 stories for Pokémon, and My Little Pony.
Sturgeon's Law: Ninety percent of everything is crap.
I'm a just an 19-year-old nerd studying for his computer science major. Why is my username 2percent, you ask? I first used it when I was playing SSBB, and it stuck. Why, you ask? I dunno. It had nothing to do with the milk.
Favorite Games: Super Smash Bros. series, World of Warcraft, Team Fortress 2, just about everything by Nintendo, Phoenix Wright, Diablo III
Favorite Authors: Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett, Eoin Colfer
Favorite Manga: One Piece, Fairy Tail, Bleach, Naruto
Dislikes: The 90% of Sturgeon's Law, trolls, those I perceive as idiots, homework, seafood, and mushrooms
Dusk and Dawn– Nightmare Moon has won. The world has been engulfed in eternal night. But her reign is far from perfect. Equestria is divided by civil war as the Dawn Militia struggles against Nightmare Moon's armies. Yet, the greatest danger to the resistance itself may not be the dreaded Mare on the Moon, but her lieutenant, Eclipse – formerly known as Twilight Sparkle.
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Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Joutei!– PMD:Joutei is a story about a buizel who finds himself in a strange world and with no memories about himself, except one. He soon meets a recruiting guild, Joutei, which, as an explorer guild, works by sending members to complete jobs concerning these so-called mystery dungeons that no one else can. With nothing better to do, he hops on board, but quickly finds conflict not only within these mystery dungeons, but with outlaws, his own guild, and himself.
"This little boy has saved me! Perhaps he is not as Jewish as I thought!"
"Now we're at the museum!"
"I kidnapped your grandpa, Yugi, then I dueled him into submission! So would you get over here and call an ambulance? I have far too much money to be expected to do it myself."
"Have you heard about the new kid? They say he's the sexiest thing since sex!"
"I still don't know what time it is!"
"I activate Dark Sanctuary. Now the duel will take place in a twisted and horrifying environment where only the bravest souls dare to venture."
"Quiet, you fool! Do you want the aliens to probe your anus!?"
"What a digital dummy!"
"Come over here Kaiba, and prepare to witness something incredible."
"What's that, Dark Magician Girl? You wanna make out? Well I- Ack!! ...How long have you been standing there?"
"And if Johnny Steps wins, Tea has to go on a date with him! I mean me."
"Okay, Tristan, now you can break his neck!"
"Oh no! It's the other Bakura! The one we don't like!"
"It allows me to steal your catch phrase... in America!"
"Ahaha, Ahahaha-! Oh hey, look, a bird! Isn't it just the cutest little guy? I- I mean NO! In my new world, all little birds shall be enslaved, especially this one! And he shall be named Mr. Tweetums, for it is very evil! Ahahahahaha! Now begone, Mr. Tweetums, I am trying to stalk my nemesis."
"Sorry, I was busy predicting the future."
"By the way, did you figure out what was wrong with Mokuba?"
-Yu-gi-oh the Abridged Series. In no real order. That series is hilarious beyond words.
"Heh heh, moo."
"I don't like people with capes."
"Heart Explosion Jutsu!"
-Naruto the Abridged Series
"Dibs on rainbow."
"I ain't treading on thin ice!"
"Oh, don't act so childish."
-The World Ends With You
"Rudy? Oh, I was thinking it'd be something terrifying, like... Sheldon, or Tim." –Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs
"Then I said, 'Oatmeal? Are you crazy?'" –My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
"Murder was in fact a fairly uncommon event in Ankh-Morpork, but there were a lot of suicides. Walking in the night-time alleyways of The Shades was suicide. Asking for a short beer in a dwarf bar was suicide. Saying "Got rocks in your head?" to a troll was suicide. You could commit suicide very easily, if you weren't careful." –Terry Pratchett
"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
"'Classic.' A book which people praise and don't read."
And now, for some Serious Quotes
"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." -Eleanor Roosevelt
"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, con a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." -Robert A. Heinlein
"Yo, forget this 'partner' crap. You ain't my partner anymore man. You're my friend!"
"Only by letting strangers in can we find new ways to be ourselves."
"Oh, would you cut the crap? Who ARE you?"
"But Neku- I thought you couldn't afford to lose. Give up on yourself, and you give up on the world."
-The World Ends with You
"This is the way things are. You can't change nature."
"I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it." –Charles M. Schulz
And some of my own.
I sensed a disturbance in the force, but I ignored it. MythBusters was on.
Life is like... something that can't be constrained by silly metaphors.
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