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Joined 01-08-07, id: 1191614, Profile Updated: 01-07-11
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Naruto.

Gender:Male

Age:18

Habitat: Henderson, Nevada, United States

Hobbies: Reading, writing, video games, planning the tragic death of my stepfather(But you didn't hear that from me.)

The stories that I like to read and write usually have the main character stronger than his/her peers, if not OPed entirely. I'm not a fan of slash or yaoi or stuff like that, but, being a single guy, I don't really have a problem with femslash.

Unfortunately for my readers, I sometimes don't update for long periods of time, usually do to me having a life outside of this website, and whichever flashdrive I'm on at the time likes to malfunction/get lost or stolen seemingly right before I'm ready to update. I do take time to write, but I'm pretty busy, and I like to write long chapters, so that's another reason it takes longer to post updates.

Heres a copy of the Fourty Nine Laws of Anime, copy it if you're a anime writer.

Fourty- Nine laws of Anime:

Originally compiled and edited by Darrin Bright and Ryan Shellito

1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity
The normal laws of physics do not apply.

2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation
Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborn, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.

3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics
In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion
In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.

5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion
The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves. Armored Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.

6. Law of Temporal Variability
Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something 'cool' or 'impressive'. Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

7. First Law of Temporal Mortality
'Good Guys' and 'Bad Guys' both die in one of two ways. Either so quick they don't even see it coming, OR it's a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down.

8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality
It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the 'Bad Guys' are killed so quickly they didn't even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis
Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still-frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).

10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity
Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a 'Good Guy' kicks the 'Bad Guy' in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.

11. Law of Inherent Combustability
Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary - Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary - Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission
Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

13. Law of Energetic Emission
There is alway an energy build up (commonly referred to as an energy 'bulge') before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustability.

14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude
The destructive potential of a weapon is inversly proportional to its size.
First Corollary - Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also know as the A-Ko phenomenon.

15. Law of Inexhaustability
No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

16. Law of Inverse Accuracy
The accuracy of a 'Good Guy' when operating any form of fire-arm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the 'Bad Guys' when operating fire-arms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect)
Example: A 'Good Guy' in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of 'Bad Guys' firing on a 'Good Guy' standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary - The more 'Bad Guys' there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is faced with insurmountable odds, the 'Bad Guys' line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated 'Good Guy Area', usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the 'Good Guy' from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvres.

17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability
Minmei is a bimbo.

18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity
The human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.

19. Law of Demonic Consistency
Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown (but black is not unknown), and can only be hurt by bladed weapons.

20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability
Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war-machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song.

21. Law of Tactical Unreliability
Tactical geniuses aren't...

22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability
People never notice the little things... Like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality
Children are smarter than adults. And almost always twice as annoying.

24. Law of Americanthropomorphism
Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, either as a really nasty skinny 'Bad Guy' or a big stupid 'Good Guy'.
First Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line Effect.)
Second Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editors and censors.

25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality
The size of a person's mouth is directly proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

26. Law of Feline Mutation
Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
a) be female
b) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation
c)and wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

27. Law of Conservation of Firepower
Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and used only as a last resort.

28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence
The formal training required to operate a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

29. Law of Melee Luminescence
Any being displaying extremely high levels of martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing aura. This aura is usually blue for 'good guys' and red for 'bad guys'. This is attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism
All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability
Any color in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or explanation.

32. Law of Follicular Permanence
Hair in anime is pretty much indestructable, and can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone's hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics
ANY shape, no matter how convoluted or odd-looking, is automatically aerodynamic.

34. Law of Probable Attire
Clothing in anime follows certain predictable guidelines.
--Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off the afore-mentioned female's clothes, then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the Gratuitous Shower Scene).
--Whenever there is a headwind, a Male characters will invariably wear a long cloak which doesn't hamper movement and billows out dramatically behind him.
First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability) - All anime characters are resistant to extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability) - Bikinis render the wearer invulnerable to any form of damage.

35. Law of Musical Omnipotence
Any character capable of musical talent (singing, playing an instrument, etc.) is automatically capable of doing much more "simple" things like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so on... especially if they have never attempted these things before.

36. Law of Quitupular Aggultination
Also called "The Five-man Rule," when "Good Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic positions, which are:
a) The Hero/Leader
b) His girlfriend
c) His Best Friend/Rival
d) A Hulking Brute
e) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
--Extreme Coolness
--Amazing intelligence
--Incredible Irritation

37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance
All anime females have an extradimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment's notice.
First Corollary (The Hammer Rule) - The most common item stored is a heavy mallet, which can be used with unerring accuracy on any male who deserves it. Other common items include costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission
Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed, embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

39. Law of Inverse Attraction
Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get.
First Corollary Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real world...

40. Law of Nasal Sanguination
When sexually aroused, males in Anime don't get erections, they get nosebleeds. No one's sure why this is, though... the current theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see Law #38 above). Females don't get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

41. Law of Xylolaceration
Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper.

42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence
Always send a boy to do a man's job. He'll get it done in half the time and twice the angst.

43. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia
There is no Law #43.

44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation
The likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced.

45. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis
Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they've seen it before, any 'Bad Guys' witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it.

46. Law of Flimsy Incognition
Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives

I finally decided that I would post a beta profile, so if you want me to beta, let me know.

That's all I can really think of for now, but I'll put more up

1/7/11: I'm sorry it's been so long since I last uploaded a new chapter. I've lately decided I'm not satisfied with the way my stories are going. I'm not sure yet what I'm going to do with them, whether I'll just rewrite them or tear them down and build something in their wake. Time will yet tell.

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Worth Dying For by Shadow Rebirth reviews
My name is Uzumaki Naruto. I am a shinobi by profession, an advisor by chance, and a warmonger according to my enemies. My story started with a death god, ended with an empire, and struck up a revolution somewhere along the way. [AU background]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 42,602 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 1,274 - Follows: 1,383 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Naruto U.
Naruto Rend by WrathfulSE reviews
Like mighty rivers shaping the rocks they carry, salvation and damnation sculpt life, death, and rend the soul.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 86,570 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 6/1/2011 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Ichigo K.
Midnight Gold, The Rise Of The Forgotten Lord by InheritanceConfessor2011 reviews
The chronicles of the rise of Lord Harry James Potter and his battle to rebuild the Potter family to its former glory, while working to prove himself worthy of the Potter name and its ancient legacy. Neville is true B-W-L, Rated M for mature themes, No slash. Chapters 17 to 19 currently being REVISED DUE TO GRAMMAR AND SPELLING ISSUES. Chapter 43 reposted
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 43 - Words: 427,055 - Reviews: 1966 - Favs: 2,430 - Follows: 2,641 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Harry P.
Emperor by Marquis Black reviews
Some men live their whole lives at peace and are content. Others are born with an unquenchable fire and change the world forever. Inspired by the rise of Napoleon, Augustus, Nobunaga, and T'sao T'sao. Very AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 574,975 - Reviews: 1429 - Favs: 2,040 - Follows: 1,831 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Harry P.
What's New, Naruto? by knuckz reviews
Uzumaki Naruto was not kicked out of Konoha; he left of his own accord. Not enough money, and no health or dental coverage? It was a bad job, really. Swearing and mature themes. Strong!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 59,596 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 950 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Naruto U.
Naruto Asunder by WrathfulSE reviews
The smallest of pebbles can create thousands of ripples. A simple off hand remark can create a lasting message. In the ninja world, these ripples will someday become the tidal waves that will tear the ninja world asunder.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 177,053 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Darkness Falls Upon Us by Bl4ckC0bra reviews
AU Where Neville is the Boy-who-lived and Harry is forced to grow up in an orphanage after a death eater attack killed his parents. Dark!Harry UPDATE: Chapter 28 posted 1/4/14
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 246,591 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 1,305 - Follows: 1,450 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D.
The Uzumaki Descendant by Iron Monkey Fist reviews
AU. In the aftermath of the Kyūbi attack, Sarutobi Hiruzen ponders his greatest dillema yet: the fate of one Uzumaki Naruto. Fortunately - or unfortunately, depending on how you look at it - another Uzumaki still lives. Will be epic in length.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 61,583 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 1,433 - Follows: 1,574 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Naruto U.
Time MixUp by Lucillia reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,009 - Reviews: 1924 - Favs: 3,208 - Follows: 2,995 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato - Complete
Delenda Est by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 394,216 - Reviews: 6477 - Favs: 7,101 - Follows: 6,252 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Bonfires at Midnight by LordAnarchy666 reviews
Harry Potter never had traditions to call his own. What happens when Harry discovers the true magic behind the wizarding world - a culture and a set of beliefs that will set him apart from the Muggles he was raised by? Features a Ravenclaw Harry. First Year complete and posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,858 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 97,299 - Reviews: 1878 - Favs: 3,061 - Follows: 2,799 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
All Roads Lead to Denerim by Sparrow Nightrunner reviews
All Origins may be true, but that doesn't mean it'll be easy to take out that pesky archdemon. Between a xenophobic Dalish, a reformed playboy, a mage prodigy with a bad temper, and others, getting through the Blight without strangling one another (or Alistair, for that matter) will be hard enough.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 156 - Words: 398,150 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Complete
The Meeting by Clell65619 reviews
One of the things that many people have wondered about the epilogue was just why Harry and Draco shared a nod...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,103 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Growing Up Black by Elvendork Nigellus reviews
What if Harry had been rescued from the Dursleys at age six and raised as the heir of the Noble and Most Ancient, etc.? This is the story of Aries Sirius Black. AU. Part I complete. Part II in progress.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 69 - Words: 234,225 - Reviews: 4023 - Favs: 4,602 - Follows: 4,799 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Harry Stark of the Red Winter by oso1991 reviews
Harry fell through the veil due to a battle in the Ministry many years after the fall of Voldemort. Sent through time and space, he fell in the lands of Westeros as a young child. Raised under the protection of Lord Stark, how will Harry change the game?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 61,470 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 2,006 - Follows: 2,286 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Harry P., Eddard S.
Raised a Criminal by DiscipleOfAnime reviews
Naruto is kidnapped the night of the Kyuubi attack, but the Kyuubi is not sealed in him, but in his twin sister. Both Minato and Kushina are alive and Kakuzu gets ahold of the newborn Naruto and trains him. Ch. 38 Brawl in the Desert
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 324,550 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 1,472 - Follows: 1,149 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Brutal Harry by LordsFire reviews
Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,387 - Reviews: 2158 - Favs: 5,092 - Follows: 2,650 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Windows of the Soul by Dez Guardius reviews
In the aftermath of the MizukiScroll incident, Naruto discovers his secret heritage and his ancestors' legacy. Watch him grow to become a legend all on his own... without the Kyuubi to helphinder him. NarutoHAREM, select chapters will contain LEMONS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 100,442 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 1,392 - Follows: 1,327 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Naruto U.
A Duke's Lament by Prie reviews
Challenge Fic. The Potter's were an old titled pureblood family, whatever happened to them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,927 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 958 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G.
The Other Boy Who Lived by Kwan Li reviews
AU. On that night, Neville Longbottom was the child that You-Know-Who marked as his equal. Surprisingly, Longbottom lived through He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named's Killing curse. Fourteen years later, the Boy-Who-Lived and Harry confront their destinies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 43 - Words: 251,803 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Welcome to Hogwarts 1949 by Ohyeah100 reviews
Harry is accidently transported fifty years back in time through a fluke with the mauraders map. Here he runs into and befriends Tom Riddle, hoping to find his only weakness. No Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 124,422 - Reviews: 1199 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 1,056 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Naruto of the Ryuugan by Susanoo's Endless Darkness reviews
The Natsume clan, an old but powerful clan has been left decimated, leaving only three members left. Naruto an orphan with connections to this clan. His journey begins now, with eyes that can see all. The power to lead the furture is in his hands.
Crossover - Naruto & Tenjho Tenge - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 139,409 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Naruto U., Maya
The Black Door by Theano reviews
This story is for everyone like me, who wishes there had been a Canderous romance option in KotOR 1. Primarily a walkthough, but it gets more AU as it goes along. Complete!
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 80,205 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Revan, Canderous O. - Complete
Ectomancer by RustyRed reviews
Falling through puddles and magic gone haywire are just a few of Harry's newest problems. With the Ministry falling apart and Voldemort unearthing ancient secrets, will Harry uncover the truth in time? Post-OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 103,911 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 1,882 - Follows: 2,078 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Harry P.
My Life An Adventure by ckil reviews
I have friends to love. Public to please. Dark lords to fight. And 60-foot basilisks to kill. My name is Harry James Potter and I am the boy-who-lived. Yet again. This is my story as I begin a life of adventure with memories not my own. Post COS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 99,103 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Tightrope by Fang's Fawn reviews
This story is a continuation of my story, "In Care Of." You'll need to read that first to understand how the characters got to where they are in this part of the tale. ON HIATUS, sorry. I'm not sure when or if I will continue it (see author profile for details).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,978 - Reviews: 1164 - Favs: 1,802 - Follows: 2,998 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Return of Harry Holmes by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
The great consulting detective finally returns to London after many years! Join him on his adventures, solving crimes alongside his friend and confidante Healer Neville Longbottom!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,494 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 808 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Harry Holmes and the Web of Conspiracy by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
The sequel to The Chronicles of Harry Holmes! I hope you all like it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,413 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
The Chronicles of Harry Holmes by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
What if the Dursleys gave Harry the Sherlock Holmes books when he was a child to make sure he knew that there was no such thing as magic? What if he did everything to become just like Holmes? May seem rushed, but more coming. Sequel in the making!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 112,160 - Reviews: 1121 - Favs: 2,201 - Follows: 1,038 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 1,908 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
Roku Naruto by Anthurak The Chaos Lord reviews
AU. Naruto: Fool? Loudmoth? Not anymore. The night he learned Kage Bunshin, Naruto was changed. Witness the rise of a Naruto never seen before. MELON! Naruto/Hinata. No crossover. UBER OOCness Not a super-Naruto fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 127,088 - Reviews: 2156 - Favs: 3,018 - Follows: 2,750 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
An Old and New World by Lens of Sanity reviews
Harry meets Bella and Sirius during the Azkaban Prologue… He comes out a little brassed off, and a whole lot apathetic… Then there was the Goblet and the Tournament… By fifth year he's a whole different animal… Heh well, the world wants its Hero…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 187,064 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Stone of Fire by Tigerman reviews
They say it only take one well placed stone to change the course of a river. What if a villager, at the start, labelled Naruto as a hero instead of a demon? Fate changed direction in a different, stronger course.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 166,325 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 811 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Naruto U.
Power Play by Savile reviews
The Dursleys taught Harry one thing, there are those who have power and those who desire it. He knows which one he wants to be. Post GOF. ABANDONED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,853 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 853 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Daphne G.
Naruto: Mokuzaimusha by JackOfBladesX reviews
What if Naruto is an indirect relative of the first Hokage. What if his spirit broke a long time ago. What if he hated Konaha. What if he learned a move other than Kage Bunshin. I hope it's better than it sounds...Terminated and adopted.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 138,679 - Reviews: 1905 - Favs: 1,938 - Follows: 1,746 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Naruto U., Haku
Tête à tête With Tom by knuckz reviews
It's easy to cheat on tests when you have a very knowledgeable Dark Lord only a mind's connection away. Oneshot. Winner of the DLP April Humor Competition!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 133 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Way of a Shinobi by Kira-Reen reviews
AU. Hatake Kakashi was ANBU, now he had to learn to be human. Uzumaki Naruto needed a guardian and he got a teenager with silver hair. Chapter 25: Itachi finds himself faced with yet another living legend; Kakashi awakes in a strange land. HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,468 - Reviews: 1115 - Favs: 1,449 - Follows: 1,618 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Kakashi H.
My Idol by greywizard-dumblemort reviews
No one really realises how much the person you idolize can shape what you become in future. He looked up to the sky and admired the stars- but stars would never suffice, he wanted the sky. Look upon greatness and covet, young shinobi. Powerful!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,084 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Naruto U.
Case 129 by Silens Cursor reviews
Three investigators. Two suspects. One murder. Nothing that special... or at least that's what they thought. Winner of the DLP February Dark Arts competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,577 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 47 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Root of all Evil by LordAnarchy666 reviews
HP/RR time travel fic. During Harry's limbo trip in the Forbidden Forest, Harry is faced with two choices; to die, or be sent back 1000 years to stop the Root of All Evil before it can manifest itself. Harry chooses to live and emerges in the unknown
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 135,679 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 1,550 - Follows: 1,581 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Harry P., Rowena R.
The Very Long Day by Frankie and Avery.dont ask reviews
Dumbledore wasn't prepared for this when he allowed Harry and the Weasley Twins' Prank War to continue unchecked. Looks like it's gonna be a long day. Non-canon timeline & pairings. Unbeta'd. Nudity & Very Bad Language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,217 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Harry P., A. Sinistra - Complete
Sacred Mark of The Rising Kekkei Genkai by Grimstep5 reviews
He was purged clean of his simple-mindedness and enlightened of his power. Out of the fires of liberation came a new Naruto. Namikaze, the purest blood; Within his eyes, lies potent strength and within his heart, his innermost demons. NarutoxHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 211,640 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Naruto U.
Holly Evans and the Spiral Path by wordhammer reviews
Holly is prickly and poisonous like her namesake, only with Hermione she's more normal. Dark and disturbing Girl!Harry tells her story via an enchanted journal.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 50 - Words: 405,903 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., N. Tonks - Complete
Grief, Deceptions, and Hope for Freedom by AnnF reviews
The first time Harry escapes his monitors after events in Dumbledore's office he receives a letter from Sirius that may be the key to a decent life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 55,162 - Reviews: 1554 - Favs: 2,376 - Follows: 3,153 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Harry P., Neville L.
The Dragon's Jewel by MaChaChao reviews
Zhao San, daughter of Zhao Yun, must learn what it takes to be a true general of Shu. Sequel to The Tigress's Song. COMPLETE
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 82,514 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Zhao Yun - Complete
My Guiding Voice by RawringRawrcat reviews
Harry's abuse forces a voice in Harry's head to form, full of ambition, and the taste for blood. Very Dark Harry. Independent Harry. Slytherin Harry? Maybe. You'll see when you read, and when I update.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Harry P., Harry P.
The Ten That Were Taken by maidros78 reviews
This is the sequel to Harry Potter's first year, which was covered in The Roaring Snake'. This story will cover years 2 and 3. Follows canon outline, but not completely compliant. The accent is on developing Harry and his friends into strong team.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,788 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Harry P., Millicent B.
Gryffindors Never Die by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Cannon to Epilogue, then not so much...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 79,020 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 1,621 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Harry Potter Hit Wizard by DobbyElfLord reviews
One-shot sequel to Harry Potter - Mercenary Two years have passed and now Harry is back for a bit of revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,539 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 1,890 - Follows: 307 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Veritas Oracle by BajaB reviews
A series of Vignettes involving possibly the second most powerful but underused magic in the HP universe, Veritaserum. AU after GOF. Rating increased to T due to a bit of implied sexual situations, attempted suicide, abuse, and other nasty stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,330 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
30 Dragon by mackillian reviews
AU. Alistair isn't the only illegitimate son of King Maric. Where Eamon failed, the Couslands did not, and raised Maric's other son as their own.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 270,484 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 9/9/2010 - [Morrigan, Cousland] [Alistair, Leliana] - Complete
Returning the Pain by insomaniac1 reviews
Beating Narutoverse clichés to death so you don't have to. /srsly.\ Looking for a good story to read? Me, too. In the interim, here's a bunch of crack one-shots to help kill some time.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 109 - Words: 75,111 - Reviews: 952 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Naruto U.
A Clock on the Face of Hell by IdSayWhyNot reviews
Fate was sealed that night. I was to live and fight, to breathe and conquer. The night I died and lived England celebrated the end of the nightmare that had yet to begin and praised the baby they would later fear and hate. I am Harry Potter. I am legend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 52,514 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 879 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Harry P., F. Flitwick
Tales of a Wanderer by Carumati reviews
HPLOTR. Harry was in an alien world, surrounded by talking trees and the legend of the Rings. There's a war going on and he's determined to stay out of it, until it drags him in. Forget about the old world of Hogwarts and Voldemort, he has to survive.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 57,539 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 1,837 - Follows: 1,272 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Beyond Grave Peril by Random Shinobi reviews
Even when stranded in a strange world, Harry continues to make waves. Friends are scarce, but there is no shortage of those who would like to see him drown in the swell of his own making. And what are the true motives of the beautiful Summer Lady?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 58,734 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 822 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Harry P., Aurora
Beginning of a New Life by rlpj4 reviews
AU. After the events of fourth year, Harry does not return to Privet Drive. He, with the help of Gringotts, decides to travel and learn as much as he can to help him in the fight against Voldemort. Super!Harry, Time-Travel!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 95,729 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 2,738 - Follows: 1,263 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Shades of Grey, Book I: The Oncoming Storm by Wired Dragoon reviews
The year is 993 NE. Injured, with fractured memories, a man awakens in the chaotic times before the Dragon Reborn's appearance... PLEASE R&R! Now Continued in "Shades of Grey, Book II: Dances the Shadow"!
Wheel of Time - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 106,529 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Complete
Welcome Back Potter by Kassien reviews
WIP! AU! Harry gets thrown into Azkaban for something he actually does and his life will never be the same! Harry/Bellatrix! Powerful and dark Harry!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,546 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 944 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 7605 - Favs: 12,519 - Follows: 5,708 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Loose Ends by Polaris24 reviews
With Voldemort dead and rotting Harry sets out to settle some long overdue debts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,588 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Harry P., Narcissa M. - Complete
The Valley of the Kings Massacre by DisobedienceWriter reviews
An adult Harry finds his destiny as an independent curse breaker in Egypt.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,177 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 1,401 - Follows: 281 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Death, a Good Book and Dark Chocolate by ToBetasered reviews
The Master of Death, intent on enjoying his newly minted soul decides to take a vacation. Destination? Harry Dresden's Universe. Begins prior to the events of The Dresden Files. Warning, a rather dark humor.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,581 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Harry P.
In Care Of by Fang's Fawn reviews
During the summer before sixth year, Harry finds an injured bat in the garden and decides to try to heal it...and an unwilling Snape learns just what kind of a person Harry Potter really is. No slash. Part 2 continued in "Tightrope."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,026 - Reviews: 1465 - Favs: 4,262 - Follows: 1,635 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Perfect Vessel by shima orealu reviews
What if Orochimaru had picked Naruto to be his next vessel, instead of Sasuke and had given Naruto the curse seal in the forest of death? What would happen differently?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 42,522 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Naruto U., Orochimaru
Snakecharmer by Krahae reviews
During the summer after the Tri-Wizard, Harry is faced with the reality he has more on his shoulders than just the title Boy-Who-Lived. An unlikely alliance promises him help in understanding his role, but the cost is not common coin. Post 4th, mild AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 59,434 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 1,139 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Naruto: Konoha Shinken by kyugan reviews
In 2000 years of history, only one style has stood supreme above all else. Now, after half a century of absence, a new successor walks the land, searching for the answers to his past.
Crossover - Naruto & Hokuto No Ken - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,933 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Naruto U.
Rise of the Vongola by FoxboroSalts reviews
Status: Abandoned.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,011 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Harry Potter Investigation HPI: The Big Sleep by Sharptooth reviews
AU. Private Detective Harry Potter takes a case for General Greengrass: Seeing his daughter's difficulties taken care of. It seemed like an easy case, but appearances can be deceiving. A different kind of Harry Potter story. Harry/Daphne
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,664 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Stepping Out of Shadows by KrossWinter reviews
For 11 years, Harry has been overshadowed by his brother. Now, he's going to make the world recognize that he does, in fact, exist. And he doesn't quite care what it takes, but how many gazes will he draw in doing so? Dark!Harry Hiatus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,869 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Harry P.
It Isn't Easy Being a Hufflepuff by trillium248 reviews
After Voldemort is defeated, Harry finds himself pulled into another dimension where Neville is the bwl and Harry is a… Hufflepuff? AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,820 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 1,841 - Follows: 2,246 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Harry P.
Enlightenment by Rohata reviews
Takes place the Summer before third year. A chance meeting with a former Death Eater reveals some startiling truths. Disclaimer: I do not own anything Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 131,788 - Reviews: 1765 - Favs: 2,334 - Follows: 2,642 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Antithesis by Wind Whisperer reviews
AU Dark!Harry - Harry has a twin brother, Eric, the hailed child of the prophecy. When they go to Hogwarts, their world both polarizes and becomes more mixed up than ever before. In such a society, it's easy to stray from the "right" path... Now in Year 2
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 103,187 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 1,170 - Follows: 1,402 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Harry P.
The Power by DarthBill reviews
Harry has been feeling lethargic since his tenth birthday when suddenly he has more energy than he needs. AU story for all seven years. HarryMulti nothing serious. SmartPowerful!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,757 - Reviews: 1491 - Favs: 3,507 - Follows: 1,990 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Clueless Gopher by PhilipL reviews
HPMany Post HBP. Isn't it just lovely when the main character in a story has no clue of how much he's altering the world? Parody. Very powerful Harry, but clueless till the end. HPNT main, but not yet. 300k estimate. Will never abandon. New Chapter 17.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,190 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Knowledge is Power by Nkari127 reviews
AU. Harry is two years older than canon and raised by Remus. Neville is BWL. Story of Harry's search for knowledge to cure his mother. Snarky characters, witty humor, Quidditch, deeply developed OCs. Harry/Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 298,836 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 2,208 - Follows: 1,107 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Searching for Disaster by Shadow Rebirth reviews
ABANDONED. Owls, cauldrons, and pointed hats? Harry Potter was not amused. And he still wasn't entirely sure that his human trafficking theory had been wrong. Warning! Features a very cynical Harry. [AU, no pairings.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,849 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 2,309 - Follows: 2,623 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P.
Namikaze Uzumaki Naruto by battousai222 reviews
The 4th Hokage never sealed the Kyuubi into Naruto. Instead he defeated it and gave his son Naruto a new chance at life. A strong, powerful Naruto. He made Jounin at 13 also. Pairing Naruto X FEMALE Haku! Haku is a girl!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 163,380 - Reviews: 1715 - Favs: 2,415 - Follows: 2,034 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Naruto U., Haku
Echoes of Power, Part I: Anger by moshpitstories reviews
Harry mysteriously disappeared at age 6, and then benefited from years of tutoring from an old family friend. With the return of Voldemort, it's finally time for 15 year old, trained, somewhat cynical and sarcastic Harry to return. Full summary inside
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 373,238 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 1,208 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P.
The Potter Family Grimoire by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry Potter has an unprecedented amount of freedom the summer before his Third Year. He stumbles into an odd shop in Diagon Alley that will change his life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,722 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 2,877 - Follows: 533 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4015 - Favs: 6,904 - Follows: 3,212 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Harry Potter and Another Life by Osprey Trapper reviews
Harry Potter gets a fresh chance at a another life in an alternate dimension, as a Hogwarts student. He is not the BWL. Time travel, cross dimensional. Alternate universe, Time Travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,993 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Harry P.
A Warrior's Philosophy by Not Fade reviews
In the summer after OotP, Harry becomes determined to become what he must to fulfill the prophecy. He finds guidance and direction from a source he never expected. Independent!Harry, Semi-Dark!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,283 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Only Enemies by leave this world reviews
In the aftermath of the Final battle a misplaced spell sends HP and Bellatrix to an alternative world. It holds everything each of them have lost to the war and yet they find themselves inexorably drawn back to each other. HPBella done right.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 81,169 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 1,203 - Follows: 1,134 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Bellatrix L., Harry P.
Down the Rabbit Hole by Accusatrix reviews
Dark Harry/Ginny AU. "The rabbit hole went straight on like a tunnel for some way, and then dipped suddenly down." Harry and Ginny find their world tumbling down around them. Mature content and dark themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,904 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Rises the Flame by peppymint reviews
A will of fire cannot be so easily denied. The continuing saga of Hiraku Kazama. Sequel to "From the Ashes."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,952 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 1,102 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
To End in Serenity by Matt Silver 3k reviews
Who says the war was over? Voldemort created one more Horcrux and sent it back in time and Harry, Ron and Hermione, the Golden Trio, travel back to destroy it, doing some good old fashioned meddling along the way. HPOFC, RWHG, RLNT, SBPC. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 83,860 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - [Harry P., OC] [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Fair Trade by BajaB reviews
AU one-shot set after sixth year. Harry confronts Voldemort with an alternate reason for some of the Dark's Lord's failures, and offers to help him out, for a price.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,559 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 1,627 - Follows: 249 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Aspirations by megamatt09 reviews
AU. Harry is shunned not only Ron, but Hermione as well after the Goblet of Fire incident. Ginny befriends Harry and history changes. Future Dark!Harry Dark!Ginny pairing, extended summary inside. Note from 2012: I'm not a huge fan of this story now, but leaving it up for historical purposes for those who do enjoy it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 371,805 - Reviews: 3162 - Favs: 3,888 - Follows: 1,589 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
In The Company of Secrets by Dream Red reviews
A set of recurring dreams provoke Harry to delve into the history of some of the most powerful wizarding families in order to begin his fight in the war. ABANDONED: note at top of chapter 61.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 89 - Words: 420,992 - Reviews: 1496 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 1,026 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Harry P., Salazar S.
Spying no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,511 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 2,751 - Follows: 1,333 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
Naruto's Compensation by DisobedienceWriter reviews
COMPLETE. Young Naruto is prohibited from being Ninja of the Leaf. Left to his own devices he takes an unusual path to power as a Puppeteer. Smart!Powerful!Wily!Naruto. Lots of conflict with Orochimaru, Sasori and other Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,793 - Reviews: 1538 - Favs: 3,605 - Follows: 1,272 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Retribution by Keres Weiland reviews
Dark Harry. Everybody though that they knew Harry Potter, but did they really?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Harry P.
From the Ashes by peppymint reviews
After being left for dead, Naruto starts his new life, away from Konoha. Slight AU due to lack of specific information. Please read my Naruto Timeline, don't skip it. R&R Sequel is up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 29,981 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 1,790 - Follows: 756 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts by Clell65619 reviews
The War is Over, Harry has won. But at what cost? At odds with Dumbledore, estranged from the Weasleys, betrayed by Lupin, Harry tries to carry on for his 7th year. Harry/Daphne. There will be Humor, there will be Romance, also Drama and Angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,198 - Reviews: 1975 - Favs: 4,135 - Follows: 1,897 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Dark Marauder by BajaB reviews
The Maruaders were not nice people, but what if the gang was as Dark as they should at first glance appear to be? AU Marauders era one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,613 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 217 - Published: 10/10/2008 - James P. - Complete
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 4,281 - Follows: 762 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Greatest Minister of Magic by BajaB reviews
“...take the steps I have suggested, and you will be remembered, in office or out, as one of the bravest and greatest Ministers of Magic we have ever known.” - Albus Dumbledore – Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 149 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Heir of Ravenclaw book 1 by die grimmig Maher reviews
AU Harry and Raphael are best friends. Raphael is the heir of Ravenclaw, and Gryffindor but he doesn't know that yet. Double pov with Crepesculum Angelus. Independent OC & Harry. Multiple ships. Two years ahead of canon. repost:abandoned
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,204 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 4/21/2008 - OC, Harry P.
Naruto, Master of Seals by DisobedienceWriter reviews
One Shot. Naruto takes the revelation of his demonic 'tenant' more seriously. Looking at the seal on his belly starts Naruto on a new path in life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,214 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 214 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Gray Skies Black by lnorganic Angel reviews
It's taken a fair amount of work, but Naruto finally feels ready to carve his name into history as an S-Rank missing-nin. Leaving Konoha with a light heart and a personal agenda, how far will his skill grow, and how sucessfully will he attain his goals?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,102 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Naruto U., Konan
Cosa Nostra by I Nightfox I reviews
Born and raised in the shallows of human corruption, Harry Potter discovers the world that has laid beyond the brick wall. Join Harry as he confronts the echelons of Wizardry and does what he was raised to do -- gain control and power. Mafia!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,903 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Harry P.
Harry Gets His by Rage Buddha reviews
How far would Harry go to get what he considered his?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 1,710 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Unknown Soldier by DarklingDragon reviews
They thought they could control him. They thought they controlled his every thought and desire. They thought they had the perfect weapon. Oh, how wrong they were...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,811 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Harry P., Lily Evans P.
The Birth of Evil by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 3,085 - Follows: 576 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Rise of the Grey Lord, Part One: Nobility by Diviniti reviews
Harry escapes from Privet Drive and is taken in by the Malfoys, where he learns what it means to be a respectable wizard. Dumbledore, the Ministry, and Voldemort are in for a surprise. Independent, Grey, Powerful Harry. Loyal Draco. Slytherin Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 42,930 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Black Sheep by A True Radical Dreamer reviews
AU. Uchiha Naruto, son of Rin and Obito, tries to find his place in life. However, with a crazy teachers like Gai and Anko, will that place be where he wants it? Naruto/Anko, Abandoned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 184,739 - Reviews: 1567 - Favs: 1,473 - Follows: 1,460 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Walk On Water by Dark Eyed Seer reviews
On October 31st, 1981, Voldemort set something into motion no one could have predicted. He created in Harry an injury in both magic and mind. But truer words were never spoken than 'that which does not kill us, makes us stronger.'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,722 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 934 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Two Weeks in the Alley by BajaB reviews
13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,075 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 1,785 - Follows: 352 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 2,489 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Fauna's Fate by nas-iiN reviews
Waking up on his 5th birthday covered in animal tattoos results in Vernon abandoning Harry at an orphanage. Are they simply tattoos? Of course not. An AU tale of a very different life for Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 63,162 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 12/3/2007 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Legitimate Businessmen by Clell65619 reviews
One shot A magical world tour to find the power that the Dark Lord Knows Not? Or just a way to get that annoying Weasley kid out of the picture so Harry and Hermione can 'Get to Know' each other?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 119 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Bloodshed After The War by fhrulz21 reviews
The war is over and Harry has won. But now the Wizarding World is trying to get rid of all supposed Dark influences, which includes vampires. Unfortunately, Harry is one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,271 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 9/26/2007 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Harry P.
Lone Slytherin by Dead Paw reviews
What if the Sorting Hat had gone against Harry’s wishes and put him in a different house? What if it made him stronger? What if it made him tougher? What if it made him darker? My take on the whole HarryisafreakingSlytherin story! Story i made ages ago
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,399 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 128 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Harry P.
The Minister by Android Knight 47 reviews
AU. Slytherin Raised HP. At age 23, the charming Mister Potter figures to be the youngest Minister in history. Read as he deals with political intrigue, an arranged marriage and rumors of a dark resurgence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,925 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Harry P.
Forsaken Tales by TEOL reviews
Completed. 13 short stories, one for each of the Forsaken. Who are they? Why did they turn to the Shadow? R&R, if you like.
Wheel of Time - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,383 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/11/2007 - Published: 2/18/2005 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Vampire's Kiss by The Santi reviews
AU post OoTP. Harry's summer after Sirius' death is horrible. None of his friends write to check up on him and his life begins to seem empty and meaningless. Harry wishes for death and a young Vampire grants him it. NOT SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 80,367 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 1,562 - Follows: 1,502 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Harry P., OC
The Chimera: More Snake than Lion by Apocalypso-33 reviews
HIATUS AU: It does not pay to underestimate Harry Potter. Illusions are shattered as a young Lord rises to power and casts off those that deter him. Independant!Political!Powerful!Dark!Harry, HarryChoTonks
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 89,232 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 1,280 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Bloodline: Radiance by Viperflamer reviews
Kyuubi offers Naruto power with evil intentions, but Naruto refuses starting a reaction that awakens one of the most powerful bloodlines. Watch him grow a strive to protect everyone. NarutoXHarem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,841 - Reviews: 2092 - Favs: 2,343 - Follows: 2,263 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 6/8/2006
101 Pick Up Lines by purtyinpink71121 reviews
This is a collection of the 101 pick up lines and clever asking outs that James used on Lily... and of course her smartass responses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 1,419 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 12/17/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Knowledge is Power by Oc2Le reviews
Harry Potter always had an affinity for Magic and a thirst to prove himself, this is the story of his trials in his quest to become the most powerful wizard
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,709 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 12/4/2006 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Harry P.
Identities of a lost soul by ether-fanfic reviews
KotOR:Ch42. “You are under arrest! Lay down your weapon, Sith, or we shall open fire!” With mounting horror, I inwardly cursed the black robe that cloaked my bloodstained armour, and announced me as an enemy to the Republic.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 42 - Words: 225,005 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/15/2006 - Published: 7/19/2004
Bunkbeds by Dee-and-Essy reviews
WARNING: Contains bad language, character bashing, imaginary basilisks, inappropriate student teacher relations, babelized French, crossdressing, 'The 24 Hour Soap Opera Network', violence, Communism and eye of newt.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,759 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/24/2006 - Published: 5/9/2002 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Death Eater by BajaB reviews
Waiting for my turn to approach where the Dark Lord sat in his high backed, regal chair, I briefly wondered how different my life could have been if the Sorting Hat had got it right. Post HBP, AU, No DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Complete
Correspondence by emikae reviews
Harry isn't getting his letters, so he take things into his own hands, and owls Voldemort to see if he is intercepting them. A surprising thing happens... Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,152 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 2/22/2005 - Published: 10/8/2004 - Complete
Rumrunner by Nokomiss reviews
Argus Filch has been many things in his life. Squib. Caretaker. Gangster. What was his life like before, back when he didn't stay in the wizarding world? Back when he lived up to the name Manacle?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,410 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/18/2005 - Published: 4/24/2003 - Argus F.
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2548 - Favs: 5,850 - Follows: 341 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Who Followed Who? by SnarkyFanGirl reviews
dark!GinnyDraco. Don't expect the typical picture of Ginny Weasley in this story. Voldemort has returned and the OotP is still meeting- but one of their members has decided she's not so sure where her loyalties really lie.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 47 - Words: 108,609 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/30/2004 - Published: 4/27/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1693 - Favs: 4,316 - Follows: 429 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Hindsight reviews
Kakashi looks back at the mission to Wave country and comes to some realizations. He gets his act together and takes his role as Team 7's sensei seriously.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,549 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Naruto U.
The Sun Also Rises reviews
"Under the bludgeonings of chance/My head is bloodied but unbowed/And yet the menace of the years/Finds and shall find me unafraid/I am the master of my fate/I am the captain of my soul" The determined vow of a child is monumental. For him, and for them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,117 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Harry P.
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