Anda Faith
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Joined 01-08-07, id: 1191684, Profile Updated: 03-05-15
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, Inheritance Cycle, and Twilight.

Hello,

I'm Anda. By day, I'm a student, gradually working my way toward being a doctor, and by night, I'm an absolutely mental fanfiction writer. I write and write and write but rarely post anything because I'm really bloody insecure about most of my writing. But if you like my work - send me a message and maybe I'll post more stuff. Although my writing is sometimes ghastly, I've grown a little. On this site alone you can see the underdevelopment. Above all, I'm a character writer. I love intricate, screwed up relationships and I really enjoy exploring/deconstructing a character's psychology. Endless fun.

Overall, I write HP, Eragon, Twilight, and Highlander drabbles, and various other things I find interesting. I would like to write a novel some day and have a billion ideas for a few but, every time I start one out, it never wants to work the way I want it to. Fandom is much more interesting and easier to work with. I do like to take a lot of author's license with fanfics, so many details that may be true in canon are not always true in my fics. AU is now my area, which is weird because I used to be a canon freak (aside from the canon pairings).

As for my fics

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Harry Potter:

Cardinality

This is the smuttiest and kinkiest fic I've ever started writing. I was looking for a fic that was a Blaise/Hermione/Cormac threesome because I thought I'd read one ages ago, but apparently that was all in my head - so I had to write it. It's nothing all that great or anything. Just smut for smut because smut. There will be so much smut that it hurts. This is my smut fic.

Summary: HBP Missing Scenes Fic, or the real reason why Hermione thought that Slug Club meetings were ‘not that bad’ and ‘even quite fun sometimes’. Blaise Zabini/Hermione Granger/Cormac McLaggen.

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Desperate Measures: More Honey - Less Vinegar.

This is an odd piece of smut I wrote, which was prompted by my boyfriend as a gift to him. It's too dirty to be posted here and slide by with only an M-rating. It's NC-17 for sure.

Summary:Everyone knows that you can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar. When Tom Riddle appears one day and everyone fails at getting him to admit how he got there, Luna thinks that she can get the answers. Tom Riddle/Luna Lovegood.

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Duality.

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As for the story itself:

It's sort-of named after the Bayside song (which is an old favourite of mine). However, I've always liked the word 'duality' and then I explored the various definitions of duality while I was working the story out and it all fit.

The plot bunnies hit me too often and at the strangest times with this story... It's also going to have a bit of everything in it that's been floating around in my mind since I've started writing fanfiction over 10 years ago. I don't have any idea how long Duality will be but I know it will be very long, since I'm barely 35% done with it. There is still so much to explore and do and write because the endgame might be a bit insane and it requires some build up.

If anyone wants to take a book-learning lesson on 'manipulation' from Theo, much of what he knows comes from the (declassified) KUBARK Manual, The Principles of Kinesic Interview and Interrogation by Stan B. Walters, The Interrogators by Chris Mackey and Greg Miller, and FM 2-22.3. All of them were very interesting reads and I thought that they deserve the credit. There may also be bits and bobs here and there that I've learned from my professor when I took a course on interrogation. I'm additionally certain that some things come from Mark Bowden's "IM I Series" article called The Dark Art of Interrogation, but I can't seem to find the document to double check. If you ever come across it, it's a miraculous read.

I additionally believe that I should give credit to WordWeb (desktop dictionary software), Biohazard by Ken Alibek (book), 4.3.2.1 (movie), Burn Notice (show), Covert Affairs (show), The Falcon and the Snowman (movie), Eastern Promises (movie), Argo (movie), Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (movie), Nikita (show), Skins (show), Spooks (show), Bottom (show), White Collar (show), Sherlock (show), Fight Club (movie/book), my psychopathology professor, my interrogation professor, my EOD professor, my geography professor, my darling sociopathic boyfriend, my mentally deranged family, Tom Riddle, Rik Mayall, Adolf Hitler, various governments, various conspiracy theorists, Monsanto, Virginia Slims menthol 120's, and world history for providing me with muse and inspiration - however vague - for Duality. I'm sure this list will be much longer by the time I finish this fic, but I like to give thanks and credit to where it is due.

Also, I totally recommend the above media - it's all rather excellent if you're into those sorts of things.

The Wishing Well

This fic is the fic I write to blow off steam and tickle my funny bone because I find that I laugh entirely too much while writing this. It's nothing serious - just something that hilariously started from a oneshot I posted on the Tomione Forums following the prompt "well". Simply took one word and then it all got out of hand.

Further, I must give some credit to Mr. and Mrs. Smith for inspiring this fic a little bit.

As for Nagini...

Yeah. Wrote that ages ago and I do write random Tom/Nagini on very rare occasions. However, I've no idea if the expansion on their relationship in my head will ever happen in a word document and subsequently posted. I like the pairing though.


Twilight:

It's on hiatus. But I still wouldn't mind continuing it if Anna gets back into my head. I wrote it around the time I was toying with Original Fiction ideas and needed to character test in fanfic. Although, after reading the Death Baby Showdown that was the fourth book, I've no hope for Twilight. It's a trainwreck - but it goes well with heavily sprinkled rainbow cupcakes that'll rot the teeth out of your head. Teeth everywhere.


Eragon:

There's a sunk ship. I didn't think it could go downhill from Eldest but apparently it has. It took me two years to read Brisingr because it's really torturous. Even in Death will probably not continue, but if you're willing to hear about the plot, send me a message and I'll definitely get back to you with an answer hopefully. The plot is vague to me even now because it's been so long. Brisingr: Eragon Aflame still has hope mostly because it's not something that's exactly my own in plot. I'm just making fun. It'll continue along the way when I get in the mood to pick fun at something ruthlessly. Maybe after I have a random night of watching a Bottom and Young One's marathon. Rik Mayall is/was incredibly inspirational. Rest in peace, you complete and utter bastard.

Love you all,

Anda Faith

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Hunger (KatnissxFinnick) by ambrosiam reviews
Like Finnick Odair, Katniss Everdeen has been forced into becoming a sex slave of the Capitol. It's Finnick himself who teaches her the ins and outs of the art of seduction and it's Finnick, also, who teaches her that being free of the arena doesn't mean the Games end - in fact, they have only just begun... (Katniss/Finnick fanfiction) (Some smutty chapters)
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 115,091 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 851 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Katniss E., Finnick O.
Venom by Montley reviews
Hermione Granger has a secret, and that secret involves a certain petulant ex-Dark Lord. (Follows canon except for the epilogue)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,565 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 1/21/2014 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.]
Well Roared, Lion by treeson reviews
It seemed ironic that the one thing that could ruin the magical world, the defeat of Voldemort, and Hermione Granger's perfectly ordered life was a book. Time-travel fic. Tom/Hermione. DH-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 129,501 - Reviews: 1088 - Favs: 1,296 - Follows: 1,481 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Tom R. Jr., Hermione G.
The Harmony Bond by brigrove reviews
AU - Harry is rescued from the Dursleys by the Grangers, but they first time they touch, both Harry and Hermione collapse unconscious. A Harry Hermione soul bond fic - will be romance LATER.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 85 - Words: 267,836 - Reviews: 5789 - Favs: 3,567 - Follows: 3,897 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Wait, What? by Publicola reviews
Points of divergence in the Harry Potter universe. Those moments where someone really ought to have taken a step back and asked, "Wait, what?" An ongoing collection of one-shots. Episode 16: Why I Like You.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,551 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 1,367 - Follows: 1,410 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
The Song of the Trees by Tinn Tam reviews
DH disregarded. Damaged by the war, Harry flees everything that used to be familiar to him and instead roams the night, haunted by unsolvable questions -- what truly killed Voldemort? And what lurks in the Forbidden Forest, where the trees seem alive?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 215,400 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 1,158 - Follows: 1,293 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Harry P.
A Pound of Flesh by Thomas M Riddle reviews
AU: In her sixth year, Hermione engineers a way to reawaken Tom Riddle's diary. But forbidden magic has its risks, and she finds herself locked in a deadly battle of wits with the most dangerous teenaged Dark Wizard of all time. A game where the only way to win may be to prove the Sorting Hat's decision to put her in Gryffindor wrong. TW: Torture (some sexualized)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,659 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
It's a Deal by stagetrinity reviews
Arnold and Helga make a deal: If she can help him get a date with the girl of his dreams by coaching him in romance, then he has to accompany her to formal dinner as her date. However, a lot can change in two months time. Will Helga be able to handle helping Arnold woo another woman? And if Arnold does get what he wants, will he still want what he gets? (rating for later chapters)
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 72,888 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Arnold, Helga
Sapiosexual by ambiencealikw reviews
Prompt 537 for HPFFP's Super-Spur-Of-The-Moment Fic Contest! 'Sapiosexual - A person sexually attracted to intelligence or the human mind.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Theodore N., Hermione G. - Complete
Divergence Points by Publicola reviews
More points of divergence in the Harry Potter universe. These are those plot elements that, in the hands of a different author, could have driven the canon story-line right off the rails. An ongoing collection of one-shots. Episode 1: The Royal Wizard.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,216 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 253 - Published: 11/2/2012
The Cupboard by FranticArmoire reviews
What begins as a simple trip to retrieve extra cleaning supplies for his mother turns into something more for Dudley, something even he can't explain. He still hasn't forgotten what the Dementors showed him the previous summer, and he's beginning to think that maybe they were right after all. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,467 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 1,090 - Follows: 178 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
The Apprentice by Nerys reviews
When Hermione receives a scroll with classified information, she makes the monumental error of accepting Albus Dumbledore's offer. HG-LV; dark fic; starts at the end of OOTP; spoilers all HP books
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 212,293 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Hermione G., Voldemort
When A Lioness Fights by kayly silverstorm reviews
Hermione Granger, master spy, and Severus Snape, spymaster to the Order. An unlikely partnership, forged to defeat the Dark Lord on his own ground. But to do so, they must confront their own darkness within. Spying, torture, angst and love. AU after fifth
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 416,508 - Reviews: 7233 - Favs: 4,080 - Follows: 1,649 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/7/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Ghost of Brom by Oddwen Floddball reviews
I was tired and got bit by a plotbunny. Just a silly little parody of the first Eragon book. Warning: don't get your eye poked out by a pun. Minor violence & tight leather.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Complete
Lovegood, Boobs Gooder by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Luna Challenge Response. Harry refuses to stay with the Dursleys and is now going to spend the summer hunting for Snorkacks with the Lovegoods. This is crude, immature, adult themed humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,366 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 10/14/2005 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Phantoms by Kimagure reviews
A sort of dark 'what if' scene from CoS involving Percy and Tom Riddle...slashy hints and mature themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/29/2002 - Percy W., Voldemort
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Duality reviews
HBP AU. It's hard enough being a teenager; add nefarious plots, the Dark Lord, and house rivalries into the mix. A story about enlightenment, darkness, growing up, and getting over yourself. Harry Potter/Daphne Greengrass
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 183,802 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 1,215 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G.
The Wishing Well reviews
Deathly Hallows AU. Even with her extensive research, Hermione still cannot figure out how to destroy horcruxes. Maybe a certain wishing well will help her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,212 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
The Toilet reviews
The epic saga of Tom Riddle and a clogged toilet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/1/2014 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Midnight reviews
If vampires and werewolves exist, why wouldn't witches? A new kind of coven moves into Forks and she can sense something odd about the Cullens. Set during Eclipse, slightly AU. Rated M for a little later. Werewolves and vampires are in abundance! ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,428 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 11/10/2007
Even In Death reviews
Once upon a time, Eragon met a Dragon Slayer in Dras'Leona. What does this Dragon Slayer know about the new rider? Join the overall battle for the Empire, with more twists than an endless maze! Who will be the royalty that Eragon ultimately falls for?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,868 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 1/12/2007
Brisingr: Eragon Aflame! reviews
A parody of the beloved book Eragon by Christopher Paolini. Warning: insanity will ensue...
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,004 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/15/2007 - Published: 2/15/2007
Nagini reviews
“Til death do we part?” “Never. I said you would be mine. Eternally.”How did Nagini come to be? Thank you to my beta Steph!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,194 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete