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Seriously, can you morons write a Harry Potter/Naruto crossover without making Harry a girl or gay? Why is this so hard for you? Both characters are straight in every sense of the way, yet none of you are smart enough to realize? No wonder people laugh at you "authors" of fanfiction. You're all pathetic.

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Rebirth of a Dark Lord by Strabo reviews
Gellert Grindelwald dies in Nurmengard and welcomes Death with open arms, making his rebirth in one Harry James Potter all the more irritating. Updates on Saturdays.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,303 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 9/27 - Published: 8/1 - Harry P., Albus D., Gellert G.
Seals are Easy, People are Hard by slythefoxx2 reviews
Naruto's reaction to his isolation is different from canon. How will Konoha deal with a Seal Master Jinchuuriki with muted affect and a perverted streak a mile wide?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 122,369 - Reviews: 3604 - Favs: 10,989 - Follows: 12,760 - Updated: 9/9 - Published: 8/29/2018 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
The Dragon in the North by lisbei reviews
Ramsay Bolton is gone. Winterfell is theirs. Jon is King, and Sansa is the Lady of Winterfell. What now? Jon wants to concentrate on the threat emerging from behind the Wall, while Sansa is more worried about the mortal threat. But there is something about himself that Jon doesn't know - and that will change everything. [post-Season 6] [spoilers all seasons]
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 99,173 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 942 - Updated: 8/26 - Published: 9/23/2016 - [Jon S., Sansa S.] Brienne of Tarth, Daenerys T. - Complete
A Song of Ice, Fire and Lightning by Zero Rewind reviews
My reward for beating the Demon Emperor and sending him back to hell? Finding myself in an unknown land, hounded by heralds of ice and fire, as well as the idiotic peoples of the lands in this... Westeros. Is it possible to find a way home? I don't know. Eventual Harry/Daenerys.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 48 - Words: 225,533 - Reviews: 3233 - Favs: 7,484 - Follows: 8,733 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 4/19/2016 - [Harry P., Daenerys T.]
Winter's end by Jem Doe reviews
She's the girl with skinned knees and long, flowing robes with colorful, mismatched patches. Harry knows of her: she's every day on the corner of the children's park, drawing on the dirty with a stick. He doesn't know her: she does not go to his school. She's just the weird girl at the corner of the local park, drawing with a stick on the ground.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 77 - Published: 8/7 - [Daphne G., Harry P.] Draco M. - Complete
Unseen by VaingloriousHound reviews
One day Harry noticed Daphne Greengrass. No one else did. / Complete? Maybe? AUish
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,092 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 212 - Published: 8/2 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
In Daydreams and Fantasies (I Reach for the Impossible) by Ellory reviews
Pure-blood Culture: Heir Harry Potter had lost count of how many times he had fantasized about claiming Heiress Dianthe Malfoy as his own.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,463 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 68 - Published: 7/27 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Ron W., Theodore N. - Complete
The Brightest Sun by Witless Maester reviews
Elia Martell expected to die in King's Landing. Harry Potter had died in his war. Two strangers are thrown together through some force. Raising three kids is hard, raising two of them to eventually rule a kingdom even harder, especially when you're trying to find a way to Westeros. Cross-posted on AO3.
Crossover - Harry Potter & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 216,671 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 2,164 - Follows: 2,620 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 2/24 - [Harry P., Elia M.]
Harry Potter and the Pranking of the Multiverse by ZebJeb reviews
Harry Potter has achieved immense power, a large bit of craziness, and a desire to seek amusement where he can. This will be a series of stories of him traversing the multiverse solving problems through ways that amuse him. Various crossovers planned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 75,117 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 1,162 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 10/1/2018 - Harry P.
Cupboards and Cryogenics by Yodeling Prospector reviews
When HYDRA sends The Winter Soldier to bring them the four-year-old Boy Who Lived, the outcome is not what they expected.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 111,400 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 2,726 - Follows: 3,937 - Updated: 6/15 - Published: 4/18/2017 - Harry P., Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier
What's a Gungan? by mjimeyg reviews
A teenager falls from the sky but has no presence in The Force. He doesn't even know what he landed on. He certainly isn't anywhere near home anymore.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,368 - Reviews: 1629 - Favs: 4,329 - Follows: 3,425 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 4/30 - [Padmé Amidala, Harry P.] Yoda, Sirius B. - Complete
The Touch of a Goddess by Razuhfy reviews
The touch of a Goddess can drive any man to the brink of insanity. When you understand someone down to their very core how could you not fall in love with them? Kaguya/Naruto OneShot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,165 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 1/30 - Naruto U., Kaguya Ō. - Complete
Wait, what? by Jem Doe reviews
"I've just had the worst day,", said Daphne, sitting by Harry's side. Harry kept eating slowly, and Hermione looked from one to another as Ron spluttered. Both were ignored summarily by the other two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,435 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 1,438 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 8/11/2017 - [Daphne G., Harry P.] Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Elves Most Fabulous by Steelbadger reviews
Elfling!Harry. Except not. Jaded and cynical Master Auror Harry Potter gets sent to Arda to relive his non-existent childhood. Childhood sucks. Rated M for language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,271 - Reviews: 1218 - Favs: 5,438 - Follows: 6,213 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 3/17/2015 - Harry P.
Twins by Andrius reviews
In an act of desperation, Harry invites Flora Carrow to the Yule Ball. He never expects having to entertain her twin sister Hestia too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,879 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 1,320 - Follows: 741 - Published: 2/2 - [Harry P., Flora C., Hestia C.] - Complete
Luna Lovegood and the Trouser Snake - But Heres What Really Happened by ironcheforegon reviews
What happens when Luna Lovegood hears about a most unusual magical creature? Lunar Harmony story, H/Hr/L. NOTE: This is TRUE version of a story that I was never able to finish originally. Think of this like a movie with alternate endings. The old, "alternate" version was published previously. Rated M for Mature.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,516 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 1/13 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Silence is Golden by VaingloriousHound reviews
[...]Harry never remembered that. But he figured that it didn't matter. After all, Speech is Silver, but Silence is Golden.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,882 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 138 - Published: 12/12/2019 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Shiver me Timbers! by wolfd890 reviews
He'd slumbered in Hoth's cold embrace for millennia before being exhumed by the Alliance. Could he help them defeat the Empire? A HP SW crossover(obviously)
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,101 - Reviews: 1213 - Favs: 4,437 - Follows: 6,216 - Updated: 11/28/2019 - Published: 12/18/2015 - Luke S., Leia O., Harry P.
Wild Flower by uoduck reviews
Lyanna Stark's fate is changed when Harry Potter saves her life. (Harry/Lyanna)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,261 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 809 - Published: 11/19/2019 - [Harry P., Lyanna S.] - Complete
The Archmage of Arda by Archmage.Potter reviews
With basilisk venom and phoenix tears within him, Harry's body, spirit and magic is transformed and his lifespan is greatly increased. So, when given the chance to go to another universe where he would be able to grow in peace with other immortals around him, Harry accepts it, and finds himself near Rivendell at the start of the Third Age of Arda.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,080 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 3,483 - Follows: 2,674 - Updated: 10/28/2019 - Published: 10/11/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
One Hit Ninja by Redyoshi14 reviews
There's something to be said about being too strong. Once you have the ability to do anything you want, you find that you don't really want to do anything.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 84,222 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 1,266 - Follows: 1,436 - Updated: 10/8/2019 - Published: 4/25/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Pack by mjimeyg reviews
A portkey accident lands Harry at the feet of something more terrifying than a dragon.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Jurassic Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 97,331 - Reviews: 951 - Favs: 3,344 - Follows: 2,168 - Updated: 9/28/2019 - Published: 9/19/2019 - [Harry P., Lex M.] J. Hammond - Complete
Do the Gods Love Their Creations? by DezoPenguin reviews
Countless Hunters have been called by the Dream, and the Doll has faithfully served each of them. Yet some potential sets her apart from those who came before, and which awakens a yearning the living effigy has never felt, and which sets their purposes and emotions at odds. A lore-heavy Fem!HunterXDoll romance, told in a series of vignettes. Updates Mondays and Thursdays.
Bloodborne - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,567 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/29/2019 - Published: 7/8/2019 - [Plain Doll, The Hunter] - Complete
The Advantages of Being Sane by Leyrann reviews
When Harry and Cedric grab the Cup, they are transported to a graveyard, where Harry witnesses the resurrection of Lady Voldemort... who isn't quite what he'd expected. For one, she isn't trying to kill him. For another, she doesn't seem to like the Death Eaters either. Harry/fem!Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 96,588 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 1,575 - Follows: 1,353 - Updated: 8/22/2019 - Published: 4/2/2019 - [Harry P., Voldemort] - Complete
The Last Crow of Yharnam: Act II by Optimum Ace reviews
The second installment of the trilogy. The Hunter struggles to cope with his losses while continuing forward to make something of the sacrifice. Torn between internalizing his pain and detaching from it altogether, the Nightmare threatens to strip away the last vestiges of his humanity as the hunter grows increasingly bloodthirsty. Oh dear, Good Hunter, What would Maria think?
Bloodborne - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,782 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/5/2019 - The Hunter, Maria - Complete
All Through the Night by Bloodpage-Alchemist reviews
Harry awakens transported back in time over 500 years. Hogwarts is still being built and, amid the bustle, Harry finds the warm, nurturing parental figure missing in his life, in none other than Rowena Ravenclaw. Will Harry ever go home? Will he want to?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,844 - Reviews: 1617 - Favs: 4,271 - Follows: 2,366 - Updated: 6/2/2019 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Harry P., Rowena R. - Complete
Stepping Back by TheBlack'sResurgence reviews
Post-OOTP. The episode in the DOM has left Harry a changed boy. He returns to the Dursley's to prepare for his inevitable confrontation with Voldemort, but his stay there is very short-lived. He finds himself in the care of people who he has no choice but to cooperate with and they give him a startling revelation: Harry must travel back to the 1970's to save the wizarding world.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 364,101 - Reviews: 3834 - Favs: 11,198 - Follows: 10,878 - Updated: 5/10/2019 - Published: 1/11/2017 - [Harry P., Bellatrix L.] James P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Slytherin Ice Queen by Hugo L.R. Reed reviews
After Harry's name is released from the Goblet of Fire, only Hermione seems to believe he didn't enter himself, that is until a chance meeting one day by the great lake. What will become of a Gryffindor and Slytherin trying to be friends with each other? Harry/Daphne. Completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 87,281 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 2,155 - Follows: 2,046 - Updated: 4/2/2019 - Published: 9/15/2018 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] Albus D. - Complete
Try not to Fuck up The future, Warning: Future gets fucked by Yojimbra reviews
(working title). Naruto finds him self falling towards the earth and ends up splashing down in front of a very beautiful and pissed off woman that claims that she is Uchiha Madara. Naruto x Fem Madara. Time Travel... probably. Probably Yandere Madara.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,163 - Reviews: 1290 - Favs: 2,903 - Follows: 2,705 - Updated: 12/29/2018 - Published: 9/29/2018 - [Naruto U., Madara U.] - Complete
Once Upon A Holiday by MrsRen reviews
Frigid. Boring. That's how Hermione Granger sees herself following a bitter breakup on the previous Christmas. Planning to make the annual trip home to her family, she's not looking forward to discussing her relationship status. That's where Harry comes in.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,412 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 349 - Published: 12/25/2018 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Reformed, Returned and Really Trying by Starfox5 reviews
AU. With Albus dead, there's only one wizard left to continue his fight. His oldest friend. His true love. There's no better choice for defeating a Dark Lord bent on murdering all muggleborns than the one wizard who gathered them under his banner once before. True, things went a little out of hand, but Gellert Grindelwald has changed. If only everyone else would realise this...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,946 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 8/31/2018 - Published: 8/25/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Gellert G. - Complete
The Price is Right by High Pot In Noose reviews
Point of deviation: Harry's primary school taught Home Economics. Harry's not going to let the wonders of magic take away his common sense, and if he can get a good deal, he's going to take it. Meanwhile, money is fun, but magic is funner. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,637 - Reviews: 1332 - Favs: 7,115 - Follows: 4,557 - Updated: 7/10/2018 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Harry P., Dean T., Justin F., Morag M. - Complete
Not an Owl by phoenixgirl26 reviews
When Harry is selected as the fourth champion, he decides to leave. Warning: some strong language. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,076 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 545 - Published: 7/1/2018 - Harry P., Sirius B., Neville L. - Complete
Come My Way by Sorkari reviews
The Hunter never truly believed that she was nothing more than a plain doll, just as she never truly believed that the Hunter was a mere beast like the rest.
Bloodborne - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,610 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/18/2018 - [The Hunter, Plain Doll] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Unexpected Friend by CaskettFan5 reviews
Complete. During Chamber of Secrets, Harry finds a friend in someone he'd never thought about before. That was the beginning of an experience that opened his eyes to what he had been missing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 143,919 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 3,281 - Follows: 2,611 - Updated: 5/12/2018 - Published: 7/3/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Daphne G. - Complete
The Forbidden Spell by senawario reviews
Quite by chance, Harry finds a spell that is supposed to do his homework, but of course he can't tell anyone, not even his best friend. But is that all this spell does? Rated M for language and DE viciousness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,753 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 174 - Published: 4/7/2018 - Complete
Just a matter of time by Himeneka reviews
Kakashi is confused. (Short time-travel oneshot)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 105 - Published: 3/5/2018 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Monstrous by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Something new has arrived in the Forbidden Forest, and the Boy-Who-Lived never arrived at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,831 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 2,903 - Follows: 987 - Published: 12/10/2017 - Complete
Dragonstone by danivat reviews
AU: After the death of his brother, Robert Baratheon needs a loyalist Lord on Dragonstone. He also really wants back in Ned's good graces. Or, the Game goes on after the Rebellions. The Starks still won't play, but everyone is playing the Game all around them, and Jon Sand has somehow become an important piece. Robert Baratheon, unknowingly, is the Targaryens' greatest asset.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 109,221 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 3,627 - Follows: 2,535 - Updated: 10/7/2017 - Published: 10/15/2016 - [Jon S., Margaery T.] Eddard S. - Complete
Daily Life in the Hunter's Dream: A Metaphysical Euphoria by PathofOdinSonofThor reviews
The Good Hunter had left the Doll alone in the dream and it was beginning to take its toll on her. His absence was maddening. Would he return to her? Or had he already succumbed to the terrors of the Nightmare? After having met him, the Doll could only ponder over how much she needed him to live. Doll X Hunter Fluff one shot series.
Bloodborne - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,623 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 54 - Published: 9/14/2017 - The Hunter, Gehrman, Plain Doll, Moon Presence - Complete
Thighs and Lows and Highs by DarthMittens reviews
Harry, Head Boy of Hogwarts following his victory over Voldemort, confiscates a picture of Hermione that she didn't know was being taken at the time, completely and utterly unaware of the feelings it will surface within him. H/Hr. One-Shot. Fluff! Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,212 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 178 - Published: 7/31/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Finding An Alpha by Yojimbra reviews
The Inuzuka clan of Konoha has no male heir. During the chunin exams, Naruto discovers that Kiba is actually a female. And Kiba discovers that Naruto smells really really good. Naruto x FemKiba. Tsundere Kiba. Fluffy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,693 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 3,149 - Follows: 2,366 - Updated: 7/30/2017 - Published: 8/8/2016 - [Naruto U., Kiba I.] Hinata H., Hana I. - Complete
My Demon Tenant Can't Be This Cute! by Yangster reviews
The Nine-Tailed Fox. A mighty creature of pure chakra, with a visage fearsome enough to put the most hardened of men into fear comas. That was how the demon was known to Naruto. Now just imagine his surprise when he suddenly meets the fox and realizes that she's a girl. An insanely cute girl at that. It is just too bad about her nasty attitude. She sure is fluffy though. Complete!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,636 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 2,760 - Follows: 2,120 - Updated: 6/11/2017 - Published: 3/18/2017 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
here's my hand if you'll take it by coleytaylor reviews
Romilda Vane asks Hermione if Harry is seeing anyone, and Hermione panics and says that he's seeing her. Predictable hijinks ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 69 - Published: 6/7/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W., Romilda V. - Complete
A Boy, a Girl, an Owl, and a Train Compartment by BrokenWingsHealed reviews
Harry doesn't expect to enjoy his fifth year back at Hogwarts, and would just as soon be alone on the train... but a few hours with a certain blonde Ravenclaw may have an unexpected effect. A "what-if" variant, grounded in canon, but also inviting you to explore the possibilities. For anybody who appreciates H/L as friends and/or a potential couple.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,261 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 130 - Published: 5/13/2017 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Hedwig - Complete
Amalgum – Lockhart's Folly by tkepner reviews
Death wants free of its Master and proposes sending Harry back in time to avoid the unnecessary deaths in fighting Voldemort. Harry readily accepts, thinking he'll start anew as a Firstie. Instead, Harry's soul, magic, and memories end up at the beginning of Second Year — in GILDEROY LOCKHART!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 192,977 - Reviews: 1923 - Favs: 6,372 - Follows: 3,837 - Updated: 2/20/2017 - Published: 4/24/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Gilderoy L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Baby, It's Cold Outside by Potato19 reviews
Set during OOTP. The story of how Hermione's innocent suggestion of running a Secret Santa with the DA leads to the ultimate search for the perfect presents, an unexpected change in holiday plans, late-night mistletoe-kisses and revelations of profound feelings hidden deep down. Total HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 75,620 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 1/3/2017 - Published: 12/29/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Naruto Is Not a Teddy Bear by Yojimbra reviews
Gaara discovers a way to sleep without the ravings of Shukaku and without fear of turning into the demon itself. The only catch is that she needs to be close to Naruto Uzumaki. Fluffy Naruto/Female gaara.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,444 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 2,478 - Follows: 1,472 - Updated: 10/15/2016 - Published: 5/19/2016 - [Naruto U., Gaara] Sakura H., Temari - Complete
The White Wolf's Devotion by ALiteraryLife reviews
Opens during 6x10. Jon and Sansa stand as a united front, finding comfort and relief in one another. When a suitor steps forward to claim Sansa and take her once more from Winterfell, she turns to her brother to save her. Jon's devotion to Sansa develops into something more, despite his efforts to stop it. Jonsa pairing w/minor backing characters. M for later chapters.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,704 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 8/20/2016 - Published: 7/22/2016 - Jon S., Sansa S. - Complete
Genius Hidden in the Leaves by TheAister reviews
Another day, another prank. The only difference is this time, the resident genius Nara Shikaku sits in on Naruto explaining how he did it to the Sandaime Hokage which leads to some startling truths.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,495 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 7/30/2016 - Published: 12/21/2015 - Naruto U. - Complete
Polite Battery by Lady Hallen reviews
"Excuse me," was spoken. It was said in the middle of an Invasion and Steve didn't really want to deal with it right now. Except the man was so polite that they had little choice in the matter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,983 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 4,496 - Follows: 2,747 - Published: 7/20/2016 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
The Intricacies of Magical Etiquette by MayorHaggar reviews
When Harry needs Daphne to tutor him so he won't make a fool of himself in the Wizengamot, she suggests a very unique method of compensation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,976 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 296 - Published: 7/2/2016 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Metamorph by hermyd reviews
Harry decided that the only way he can win this war with his sanity intact is to train his own way without interference. But then he discovers an ability that he needs help with and only one person can provide that-Tonks. They bring the fight to the DEs in their own way so that the war will finally end.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,555 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 4,785 - Follows: 3,276 - Updated: 5/22/2016 - Published: 7/7/2014 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
Origami by Mangolgo reviews
In the aftermath of the Oto-Suna Invasion, the newly minted Godaime Hokage must deal with a string of deaths linked only by an ominous calling card, all whilst hounded by an uncooperative village and even worse Council. AU. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,290 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/23/2016 - Tsunade S., Jiraiya, Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
What Are You Doing? (Youth!) by SpoonandJohn reviews
When Tsunade is told by the Council that Naruto will never be Hokage, things start to spiral horribly out of control. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,034 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 1,919 - Follows: 630 - Published: 1/1/2016 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
Save The Last Dance For Me by onceuponastories reviews
After three years together Harry and Ginny aren't the same. Things in general aren't quite as everyone thought they'd be. So when two unlikely guests arrive at the Third Annual Memorial Ball what could that do to the future everyone has been expecting?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,519 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 9/26/2015 - Published: 8/18/2015 - [Harry P., Narcissa M.] Draco M., Andromeda T. - Complete
Dinner at Littorio's by IndigoProphecy reviews
For Artemis, the evening was an exercise in reading people. For Holly, it was an exercise in tolerating Artemis, that sneaky mud twerp. The couple from the other table Artemis was picking on suddenly looked alarmingly familiar. Holly panics. A/H
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/13/2015 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Whiskers by Alabaster Ink reviews
Mama didn't have whiskers and Himawari was determined to find out where they went.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 1,501 - Follows: 362 - Published: 5/25/2015 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Boruto U., Himawari U. - Complete
The Importance of Aiming by black.k.kat reviews
COMPLETE. With the Kyuubi's help, Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke have successfully landed in the past, armed with a completely fleshed-out plan to get rid of the bad guys and save the world. (Again.) The only problem? When it comes to the transmigration of souls and time-travel jutsus done under the influence, Kurama has absolutely, incredibly terrible aim.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,824 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 1,429 - Follows: 658 - Published: 4/27/2015 - [Naruto U., Sakura H., Sasuke U.] Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Shinobi of the Old Republic by psychoman222 reviews
It is a time of Civil War. Sith Forces led By DARTH REVAN have the Republic on the brink of destruction. How can the Republic hope to stand against such a ..."Lord Revan, Why are you painting that gizka orange?" "Because Orange is awesome,-ttebayo. I think I'll Name him Gamakun." A retelling of KOTOR with our favorite ninja as Darth Revan. Nonevil!Revan!Naruto. Rated M for language
Crossover - Naruto & Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 79,716 - Reviews: 1297 - Favs: 2,228 - Follows: 1,744 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Naruto U., Revan - Complete
Hero, I am Not by Soleneus reviews
The first time I ever tried to be a hero, I got shot in the head. The next time I woke, the first thought that crossed my mind, after 'Why am I waking up' was 'Why are those women blue' A self-insert that's different from my usual fare. Pairings are a toss-up.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 173,953 - Reviews: 1209 - Favs: 2,036 - Follows: 1,536 - Updated: 1/17/2015 - Published: 1/14/2014 - J. Garson, Miranda L., T. Vasir, OC - Complete
A Little Child Shall Lead Them by White Squirrel reviews
After the war, Hermione is haunted by the friends she lost, so she comes up with an audacious plan to fix it, starting way back with Harry's parents. Now, all she has to do is get herself taken seriously in 1981, and then find a way to get her old life back when she's done.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,818 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 2,141 - Follows: 914 - Updated: 1/16/2015 - Published: 12/5/2014 - Hermione G. - Complete
Unconventional Win by NarutosBrat reviews
They'd always known that Naruto was completely and utterly unpredictable when fighting. They'd known he was prone to using unusual tactics on opponents. No one, however, had ever expected this.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,825 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 1,750 - Follows: 732 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Complete
The MILF and the Veela by whitetigerwolf reviews
When Harry doesn't step forward after his name is drawn from the Goblet of Fire, Dumbledore uses the Goblet to summon his wayward student. Awkwardness ensues. ONE-SHOT, COMPLETE. M for...embarrassing situations and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 2,051 - Follows: 839 - Published: 11/6/2014 - [Harry P., Narcissa M., Fleur D.] Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Unforgivable Tournament by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT: Harry asks an obvious question during his first class with Professor Moody...and everything changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 4,443 - Follows: 1,408 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Nurture by Myriddin reviews
JonxSansa. Jon's reaction to Sansa's first pregnancy breaks her heart. Her response begins to heal his. ONESHOT.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/22/2014 - [Jon S., Sansa S.] Samwell T. - Complete
The Mad Scientist of Azkaban by Racke reviews
Pumpkins killing each other, extravagant masquerades in the honor of a merciless queen, abominations towards creation, and Dr Harry Potter. There's a lot of screaming coming from the Island of Azkaban tonight. WARNING! Crack, Horror, and gory imagery
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,287 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 1,080 - Follows: 441 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Complete
An Interesting Discovery by Selacha reviews
While spending some time together during a rainy evening with Holly, Artemis discovers something interesting about fairy anatomy. Oneshot. Shameless A/H fluffy fun.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/26/2014 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
A Family Matter by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Naruto is, in some way or another, related to or has a connection to a huge group of powerful A-rank or S-rank ninja, who proceeded to ignore him for most of his life. What if they weren't really as absent as it seems? Obito-nii, Kakashi-nii, Nagato-ji... Naruto clearly has a large extended family to deal with.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,460 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 1,828 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 2/7/2014 - Naruto U., Shisui U., Obito U., Madara U. - Complete
NBH by Chilord reviews
Switching opponents with Shikamaru during the preliminary round before the third stage, leads to an opportunity for Naruto, one that starts to drastically change his course in life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 195,041 - Reviews: 1449 - Favs: 3,906 - Follows: 2,655 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Trouble With Sorting Hats by Durandall reviews
A mild send-up on a popular genre of Harry Potter fanfiction. As much as I enjoy them, some practical considerations come to mind. Inevitably, Harry has one specific ally in all those fics ... but what if that entity took a different view on things?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 347 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Harry P., Sorting Hat - Complete
Thresholds by Stanrick reviews
Most people tend to assume they'll wake up exactly where they fall asleep, and usually they have good reason to do so. For someone, however, even that simple certainty stops being a given one strange night, when quite surprisingly he does in fact not wake up where he fell asleep. And that is only the beginning of what will be one most unusual week in the life of Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 86,184 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 1,457 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 9/1/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W. - Complete
Something Wicked This Way Comes by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
After Cedric's death, Harry and company summon a demon to kill Lord Voldemort. Except, well, when the hell is summoning a demon ever turn out just the way you planned?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Disgaea - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 48 - Words: 160,133 - Reviews: 1800 - Favs: 2,930 - Follows: 1,881 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Harry P., Etna - Complete
The World's Greatest Chunin Exam Team by Dane Namor reviews
Set a year after the war. Naruto, frustrated at being told he's going to have to miss out on another Chunin exam due to no available teams, seeks to solve the problem himself. The story of an S-Class Ninja forming an equally ridiculous team to compete against Genin. [Some NaruHina] (Complete)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 61,419 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 2,523 - Follows: 846 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
When The Walls Fall, So Do We by MiHnn reviews
After the Others breach the Wall, Jon and Sansa find comfort in each other. (Jon X Sansa)
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Jon S., Sansa S. - Complete
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 1926 - Favs: 6,559 - Follows: 4,155 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
Remuneration for Instructional Services by Stephen Ratliff reviews
Investigation into the disparity in grades in Defense Against the Dark Arts after Harry Potter's Fifth Year results in a little extra cash for Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 1,559 - Follows: 499 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 10,296 - Follows: 3,011 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
The Sea King by Doghead Thirteen reviews
Nineteen years ago, Harry Potter put paid to Voldemort at Hogwarts; now it's nineteen years later and, as the diesels hammer on, a bushy-haired girl is still searching for The-Boy-Who-Walked-Away... Oneshot, Deadliest Catch crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,361 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 1,580 - Follows: 367 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Complete
Time to Spare by EmySabath reviews
HBPcompliant rewrite of Time For Me. Voldemort has a sinister plot to catch Harry out of bounds and cast a spell to send him back two hundred years, but all does not go as planned and Harry isn't as gone as he'd thought...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 171,869 - Reviews: 3099 - Favs: 5,091 - Follows: 3,327 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Dark Lord's Equal by Lens of Sanity reviews
Years after the Epilogue things look bleak; Harry Potter agrees to go back to the Ministry Battle to change history for the better. Premise; "canon makes sense" though not in the way you think. Fight scenes, humour, romance, magic, and insanity. FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 58,281 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 2,287 - Follows: 945 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Brown Eyes by Christy T reviews
"Let's pretend," she said suddenly. "Let's pretend that for one night, for one moment, neither of us is who we are. Let's say...I'm a daring smuggler off the southern rim, and you…" She looked at him. "Who will you be?" AU V/P. NOW COMPLETE with epilogue.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 92,402 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Darth Vader, Padmé Amidala - Complete
Deceptive Appearances by Michelle18 reviews
AU Naruto has always had a soft spot for Gaara but when Naruto discovers a secret the redhead would have rather left buried in the sand everything changes. Well, for Naruto anyway, Gaara just wants everything to go back to normal, they're just boobs!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 66,351 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 1,299 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Dandelions by ArmedWithAPen reviews
Holly teaches Artemis of the workings of the universe through dandelions. Artemis/Holly. One-shot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
A Month as Naruto Uzumaki by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
Due to a false report, Sarutobi decides to impersonate 6 years old Naruto for a month. He should have known what he was getting into.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 4,070 - Follows: 1,360 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
Sibling Revelry by frodogenic reviews
After Bespin and before Endor, Darth Vader is shocked to discover that Luke and Leia are twins. He's even more shocked when Imperial Intelligence reports that Organa and Skywalker are, erm, a tad closer than previously suspected. Humor, mild AU.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,524 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 2,358 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Sphere of Influence by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry's trip through the Department of Mysteries reveals the Mysteries behind the department
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,086 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 1,625 - Follows: 493 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Problem by wolfraven80 reviews
AxH There are many things that can bring two people together. Sometimes all it takes is a problem.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,462 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] - Complete
Masters of Death by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry Potter and Amanda Maxwell, his girlfriend and lover, are starting their first-year at Hogwarts. And so is their best friend and indentured servant; Death Incarnate. A very different take on what happens when Something Grim This Way Comes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,394 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 2,373 - Follows: 1,257 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Flashy Techniques by muishiki reviews
Flashy justu are a sure sign that a ninja's compensating for something else. In conjunction with Sai’s constant comments about Naruto’s size being small, Hinata is forced to intervene with the truth to defend Naruto’s honor. Naruto x Hinata. Humor
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,390 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 233 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter & the Never Ending Summer by Kassien reviews
COMPLETE! - PostOOTP, noHBP or DH. Harry finally grows up over a long difficult summer with a lot of help. Slow moving & Mature Themes. HPNT honks, maybe some HGRW but don't hold your breath. HarryTonks!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 208,352 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 3,231 - Follows: 1,796 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
A Conversation with Batman by Ponytail Goddess reviews
Oneshot. Harry gets rescued from the Dursley's by his favorite superhero!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 52 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1496 - Favs: 7,915 - Follows: 4,763 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Shadows of the Future by stormqueen873 reviews
ObiWan lost the duel on Mustafar, but instead of dying, he finds himself on a ship leaving Tatooine, with his old Master and a familiar young boy. As events begin to unfold, can he stop the future he knows from occuring? TPM AU, ObiAniQui bonding, DONE!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 129,321 - Reviews: 2787 - Favs: 8,328 - Follows: 2,234 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 915 - Favs: 4,319 - Follows: 913 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
An Assault on the Senses by akscully reviews
Ron was sick and tired of them dancing around. He was going to end it by any means necessary. Poor Harry and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,212 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 4/13/2003 - Published: 3/5/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete