Phyre Melody
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Joined 01-08-07, id: 1192069, Profile Updated: 11-30-08
Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, Misc. Tv Shows, Chronicles of Narnia, and Twilight.

Pirates of the Caribbean Quotes

Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth: One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me. Do you really think that there is even the slightest chance that they won't see it?
Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?

Pintel: I've always heard it pronounced Kray-ken.

Ragetti: What? With a long A?

Pintel: uh-huh.

Ragetti: no-no-no-no-no, Kraw-ken’s how it’s pronounced in original Scandinavian, and Krakken’s closer to that.

Pintel: Well we ain't original Scandinavians, are we? Kray-kin.

Ragetti: It’s a mythological creature, I can call it what I want!

Norrington: Come on, then! Who wants some? Form an orderly line, I'll have you all one by one. Come on, who's first?
Elizabeth SwannGrabs bottle from Norrington's hand and smashes it over his head I just wanted the pleasure of doing that myself!

Jack Sparrowsing-song I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!

Captain Vallenuevaabout Barbossa Shoot him!
Captain Jocard: Cut out his tongue!
Jack Sparrow: Shoot him, cut out his tongue, and shoot his tongue. And trim that scraggly beard of his!

Coupling Quotes

Steve (on rant about cushions): You bring these things into our homes. They sit on our chairs. They watch our televisions. Now, I just need to know, on behalf of all men everywhere, I just need to ask, please... What are they for? I mean, look at them! Look at the chubby little bastards! Just sitting around everywhere! What are they, pets for chairs?

Susan: Some men were born lucky. Some men were born very lucky.
Sally: What was Patrick born?
Susan: A tripod.

Steve: Jeff, every morning I wake up glad I'm not you.
Jeff: Me too.

Jeff: I love the word naked, it's brilliant isn't it, 'naked'. When I was a kid I used to write the word naked on a bit of paper hundreds of times and rub my face in it.

Jeff: I can't turn off the naked people!

Steve: (babbling) How?!...Who?!...What?!...HIPPO?!

Twilight Quotes

"Sure, sure."

"You. Got. Food. In. My. Hair."

"Do I dazzle you?"

"It's about time somebody scored around here."

"I am Switzerland!"

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Lion Eyes by ArandoraStar reviews
A horrifying event leaves Ashlynn Peterson dying in an unfamiliar field. After being taken in by the kings and queens of Narnia, Ashlynn begins to wonder what all the fuss is about her golden eyes, and who this Aslan character is that shares them. ED/OC.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 72,784 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Strange Things Happen in Libraries with Dr Pepper by PippinStrange reviews
Pippin falls into Narnia during the events of Prince Caspian. Unfortunately she can't remember the plot, and undiagnosed ADHD makes her a burden and unintentional comedic relief for the Pevensies. Not a Mary Sue but still wreaks plenty of emotional havoc and unrealistic situations. Third place winner for New Best Narnia Story of 2008! Started writing at 17, later chapters improved.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 92,027 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Cursed by Angelus-alvus reviews
AU. When the Vikings first came to the island of Berk, they killed almost all dragons that lived there, however, one of them made sure to leave a parting gift to the viking leader.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 41 - Words: 92,837 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Hiccup - Complete
Terribly Jealous by keep-me-posted reviews
After hearing Hiccup call a Terrible Terror cute, a jealous Toothless tries to mimic the tiny dragon's actions. HTTYD OneShot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 57 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Purpose by toriisthenewcancer reviews
Seven years after Breaking Dawn. Nessie is finally hitting the age where her body stops growing and she will be forever young. But does she want that life? Or a life with purpose? Better summary inside! Warning: Major Breaking Dawn spoilers.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,658 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Only You by Annilaia reviews
Alice never believed in coincidence. Ten years ago the ouija board spelled out the name of her 'true love', she's been waiting for him ever since.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,501 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Cast Away: Part 1 by jbduenweg reviews
Lord Cutler Beckett survived his attempt of suicide upon the Endeavor, only to be stranded 10 years on an uninhibited island with a very unusual friend.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,864 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/11/2008 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Cutler B. - Complete
Wrist Kisser by HeavensBells reviews
Jasper and Bella get carried away while comforting each other after the deaths of their close friends. Is it really so wrong?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 100 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Hardest Word to Say by Bluebird757 reviews
Percy has not had contact with his family for two years. But will his family still help him when he falls into deatheater hands?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,507 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Percy W. - Complete
We're not in Singapore? by Shae Elven Heart reviews
Two girls get the surprise of their lives when certain people randomly show up on their doorstep. Insanity and hilarity ensues.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,717 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 6/25/2007
A Challenging Match by ecaterana reviews
Marcus Flint OC. Begins right before POA, but is fully HBP compliant. Completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 97,071 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Marcus F., OC - Complete
A Line In The Sand by Phoenix Moon 13 reviews
An AU of all three films focusing mostly on At World's End. Will Turner's sister has been in love with James Norrington just as long as Will has loved Elizabeth. OC warning.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,349 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - James N. - Complete
My Immortal : The Remake by Rusty-Knives reviews
This is my remake of the infamous 'My immortal' by Tara Gilesbie, also known on this site as XXXbloodyrists666XXX. This story is not an MST, it is not a 'Kill MarySue', but rather what I thought should have happened with Ebony. Flame please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,383 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/21/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007
Rising From the Ashes by Alexis4 reviews
Katherine Darcy looses her father and almost her life when Pirates attack her ship. After jumping overboard she is rescued Captain Jack Sparrow. Will sorrow and danger on the high seas consume her or will Katherine rise from the Ashes?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,986 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/29/2006 - Published: 1/30/2004 - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2712 - Favs: 6,603 - Follows: 471 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
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Want to reviews
She comes back to La Push to tie up some loose ends after her father's death, but through unexpected circumstances, she may be the one getting tied. Jacob/OC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,880 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Jacob
The Winter Sunrise reviews
She never knew that over time she would feel like this...
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Caspian X - Complete
Kibbles'n Bits! reviews
[Ghost Hunters] A fun little story about an original character and her experiences with TAPS. Rated for language and future chapters.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,592 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 11/28/2007
25 Kisses reviews
She knew him before the title, before the change, before the power, when he was still just Cutler Beckett. Now a series by popular demand!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,609 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Cutler B.
Pasado Viaje reviews
It's supposed to be 2007 and Taylor is supposed to be working at her summer job. How'd she end up in a place where people wear weird hats shaped like triangles?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,554 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Bastante Vida reviews
A young girl from a Muggle orphanage is accepted into Hogwarts. It's a place that she can call home, where she can grow up, start a new life...and love? R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,007 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2007 - OC
Why reviews
Kiera Piperel lives the life of an average 6th year Ravenclaw. She's a Chaser for the Quidditch team and her schoolwork is a priority. However, as the Chamber of Secrets is opened, will her life ever be the same? WIP. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Marcus F.
A Startling Confession reviews
Part two of the 'Startling' series. What it was like through his eyes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Percy W., OC - Complete
A Startling Devotion reviews
First of the 'Startling' series. She was a troublemaker. He was perfect. How could something so boring be so fascinating?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Percy W., OC - Complete