Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, Misc. Tv Shows, Chronicles of Narnia, and Twilight.
Pirates of the Caribbean Quotes
Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?
Pintel: I've always heard it pronounced Kray-ken.
Ragetti: What? With a long A?
Ragetti: no-no-no-no-no, Kraw-ken’s how it’s pronounced in original Scandinavian, and Krakken’s closer to that.
Pintel: Well we ain't original Scandinavians, are we? Kray-kin.
Ragetti: It’s a mythological creature, I can call it what I want!
Norrington: Come on, then! Who wants some? Form an orderly line, I'll have you all one by one. Come on, who's first?
Jack Sparrowsing-song I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!
Captain Vallenuevaabout Barbossa Shoot him!
Steve (on rant about cushions): You bring these things into our homes. They sit on our chairs. They watch our televisions. Now, I just need to know, on behalf of all men everywhere, I just need to ask, please... What are they for? I mean, look at them! Look at the chubby little bastards! Just sitting around everywhere! What are they, pets for chairs?
Susan: Some men were born lucky. Some men were born very lucky.
Steve: Jeff, every morning I wake up glad I'm not you.
Jeff: I love the word naked, it's brilliant isn't it, 'naked'. When I was a kid I used to write the word naked on a bit of paper hundreds of times and rub my face in it.
Jeff: I can't turn off the naked people!
Steve: (babbling) How?!...Who?!...What?!...HIPPO?!
"You. Got. Food. In. My. Hair."
"Do I dazzle you?"
"It's about time somebody scored around here."
"I am Switzerland!"