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Harry Potter and the Hot Boy Who Jumps From Trees by Dreamstallion33 reviews
A spoof on the fourth Harry Potter movie. Author’s Warning: May cause severe head nodding in agreement, and erratic bursts of laughter. Author not responsible for: tears of laughter, an urge to throw the GoF DVD at someone, ect. ENJOY! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,205 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Complete
1,000 Ways to Annoy Our Favorite Potions Master! by LunaSky reviews
To those who guessed Slughorn, I'm gonna Avada you.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,101 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Annoying Professor Snape by Numairs-Magelet reviews
The original Annoying Professor Snape fic! Yes, it's back. Insanity ensues when Hermione accepts a challenge...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,096 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Ten Secrets You Didn't Know About The Marauders by Sadie Lovegood reviews
A response to a challenge in The Reviews Lounge. The Harry Potter 'cliques' get together each for an exclusive interview to reveals their deepest, darkest, and sometimes creepiest secrets!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,212 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 8/5/2007 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Daddy Dearest by Ms-Figg reviews
Severus Snape is not ready to be a father, and when a onenight stand with 20 year old Hermione Granger results in pregnancy, he refuses to take care of or acknowledge the child. Eleven years later Mathias Granger enters Slytherin house. The fun starts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 310,224 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 1,658 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
70 Ways by CaramelBoost reviews
70 ways to annoy the characters of Harry Potter... Prone to randomness and bursts of oddity. Starts with 70 ways to annoy Lord Voldemort, then Harry Potter himself, etc... constructive critizism welcome. Not for kids as there is some material that can beT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,962 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Complete
150 Things I am not allowed to do in Hogwarts by CaramelBoost reviews
Molly Weasley, after getting tired of the tirade of complaints against her twins, has given Fred and George a list.. A list of things they are not allowed to do in Hogwarts upon penalty of death. Their reaction? Complete disbelief. Oneshot. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 57 - Published: 4/30/2007 - George W. - Complete
101 Ways to Annoy Severus Snape by draculasbride2008 reviews
Basically, a list of 101 ways to annoy everyone's favorite Potions Master slightly from Hermione's point of view
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/11/2007 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
Teacher's Pet by Cobalt Violet reviews
“Fifty says two months and I’ll have him fired.” When Professor Lupin arrives at Hogwarts, Sirius Black is determined to get him fired thanks to a bet with James. And he’ll do anything to win…(SBRL, AU)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 94,430 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 5/1/2006 - Published: 4/12/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Truth or Dare by Lunalelle reviews
Hermione is magically Dared to seduce Professor Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,733 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 3/16/2004 - Published: 2/3/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete