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Joined 01-09-07, id: 1192371, Profile Updated: 09-03-08
Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter.

Thirty-one year old female fitness trainer by day, HP fan-fiction writer / poet by night. Is accused of being obsessed with Harry Potter (have husband to blame for that). Before HP was obsessed with Friends - have no one to blame for that.

Strengths: Sarcasm (it is the glue that binds my marriage together), brain tends to retain a lot of useless information mostly movie and TV trivia and random work knowledge.

Weaknesses: Starbucks, Snickers, my hubby in carpenter style jeans, can get easily distracted in places like Target or Kohls.

Special Skills: Can identify any Friends episode in 30 secs or less.

Weapons: My cell phone - if aimed correctly I reckon I could take someone's eye out.

Motto: "If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball."

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Visited by a Doctor by Tangerine-Alert reviews
At a young age Harry met someone called the Doctor, he became his friend. Over the course of his school life the Doctor returned, in each of his incarnations. Leaving Hogwarts Harry continues to have adventures, visited upon by the Doctor's influences.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 74 - Words: 612,544 - Reviews: 1049 - Favs: 1,491 - Follows: 1,451 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Harry P.
Different, Not Defective by awesomelyglorious reviews
Everyone said Harry was different, but what if the differences were more than just surviving the killing curse? What if Harry had Autism? How would the wizarding world react and adapt to The Boy Who Lived?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,726 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 1,439 - Follows: 1,983 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Remember Remember by Suite Sambo reviews
Regrouping after Ginny is severely injured, Harry goes on a mission for Minerva and discovers that Snape is alive, is living as a Muggle with no memory of his magical life, and has a daughter Lily's age. A fun & sentimental journey to bring Severus home.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 84,392 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Backward With Purpose Part I: Always and Always by Deadwoodpecker reviews
AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love. This story is now complete! Stay tuned for the sequel!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 287,186 - Reviews: 4038 - Favs: 4,607 - Follows: 1,591 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
To Recollect the Future by oliver.snape reviews
Hindsight is 20/20, but when Harry's last steps into the forest set him back further than he'd ever thought, he never realised how grateful he'd be to have Snape there to help too. Mentor/guardian fic, time travel, but not cliched.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 74,014 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 1,692 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Proper Care and Handling of Harry by DukeBrymin reviews
Everyone knew not to disturb Harry when he was upset. Well, almost everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,022 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W.
I Would Tell You This by possibilist reviews
"If you want the world and the worlds beyond it, date a girl who reads." Thirteen moments of books and growth, and love, between Ron and Hermione. From CoS, HBP, DH, and lots post-DH. Ron's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,998 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Last Will and Testament of Lily Evans Potter by chrmisha reviews
Petunia Dursley finds a previously unknown copy of Lily's will. She promptly abandons her burdensome nephew on the doorstep of her childhood neighbour, aka, Severus Snape. I do not own Harry Potter or make any money from these stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,516 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 2,022 - Follows: 1,034 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Never Say Remember by Malora reviews
13-year-old Harry is dragged into another world where he was adopted by Snape. Where his mother is still alive. Where he can't stop feeling like a stranger. And Snape discovers that a new Potter has appeared. One who won't leave him alone. Who knows Snape's deepest secret. As both Harrys search for a way home, they begin to question what home really is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 98,498 - Reviews: 882 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Harry P., Lily Evans P., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Snape's Memories by paganaidd reviews
Sort of a sequel and a companion piece to Dudley's Memories. Harry is finding a healthy outlet for his "saving people thing" in the form of one damaged little boy. In doing so he finds himself thinking about his old teacher, quite a bit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,689 - Reviews: 1058 - Favs: 1,969 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Better World by Pennilyn Novus reviews
A lost child wanders into Knockturn Alley, and who happens to find him but Draco Malfoy?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 71 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Draco M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Yellow Submarine by Deadwoodpecker reviews
Alternate Universe. Two hurting, almost broken people reach toward the sunlight. This story has implied sexual violence and a Ginny who is two years younger than she was in canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 185,947 - Reviews: 1432 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Tied in Knots by Accusatrix reviews
Harry wakes to find himself in an unexpected situation. Ginny teaches him the importance of remembering. H/G, Post-DH, Mature sexual content and themes. Rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,070 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Backward With Purpose Part II: The Book of Albus by Deadwoodpecker reviews
This is the companion novel to Backward With Purpose. I'd read that one first. This story is complete; the sequel has begun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 87,175 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Albus S. P. - Complete
How to Grow a Garden by River Winters reviews
A series of moments is all it takes to put two people together. Hannah/Neville.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,027 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008 - [Hannah A., Neville L.] - Complete
Christmas Past by Nicole Harpe reviews
Al and Trudy are deserted by their mother the day before Christmas. They run away looking for their father and end up meeting a miracle. As with most Christmas stories, sappy and sentimental.
Quantum Leap - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,993 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/21/2006 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Complete
Words Fail Me by Solstice Muse reviews
A Harry and Ron friendship fic.Overcoming war wounds,guilt and other people's prejudice Harry returns to magical society while Ron gets sick of 'victim' status and strives for his independence.MUTE.RON TRANSLATOR.HARRY
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 116,305 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/7/2006 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Street Kid by Nicole Harpe reviews
Sam leaps back before his birth again, but this time Al's life is on the line.
Quantum Leap - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,885 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
Changing Times by Neurotica reviews
Complete. AU. Post OotP. The Marauders and Lily are late getting to the Hogwarts Express. While looking for an empty compartment, Lily notices a boy who looks a lot like James...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,623 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/12/2005 - Published: 4/5/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Bargain by MrIntel reviews
COMPLETE When James Potter and Arthur Weasley are trapped by Death Eaters, they strike a bargain that has some unintended consequences. Sixteen years later, Harry and Ginny find out just how binding that bargain is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,360 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 1,158 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 3/4/2005 - Published: 12/5/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
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Strange How We Know Each Other reviews
Harry surprises Ginny during a Hogsmeade weekend, but there is more to his visit then he is letting on. Post Battle of Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Bedside Manner reviews
As Harry comes down with a bad case of the flu, who should come to his rescue, but his good friend Ginny Weasley? Slightly AU as H/G never got together in 6th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,384 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Hannah's Hero reviews
Neville Longbottom went looking for air, wondering why everyone was calling him a hero. What came looking for him convinced him that maybe he was a hero after all. Takes place after the Battle of Hogwarts in DH, but before the Epilogue. Neville/Hannah
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Neville L., Hannah A. - Complete
This Beauty By My Side reviews
There were some nights, not unlike tonight, when Harry would wonder what he ever did to deserve a life like this, to be able to have such a beauty like Ginny by his side. A bit of fluff that takes place after the Final Battle, but before the Epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Promising Forever reviews
All Ginny wanted was forever with Harry. Harry makes a promise to give it to her. First part is a missing moment from Bill and Fleur's wedding. The second part is post-DH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,315 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Here With You reviews
Those we love and leave behind always have a way of finding us, though not always in the way we expect. Harry/Ginny one-shot. Missing moment in DH right before the Silver Doe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,607 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Mother's Lament reviews
A look at the Battle of Hogwarts from Molly Weasley’s POV from the death of Fred to her final confrontation with Bellatrix Lestrange. This is the better beta'd version.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Molly W. - Complete
Those Three Words reviews
She wanted her 'I love you' to have its own significant moment away from the danger and urgency of war. She wanted her love to be said at a moment of tranquil pleasure, just the two of them, simply said away from the chaos of outside forces. Post-DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Maybe That's Why I Like You So Much reviews
PreDH. Ginny's POV regarding the breakup with Harry after Dumbledore's funeral. What if it was her idea, but Harry just happened to beat her to it? Some stupid noble reason right?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
All I want is you reviews
After the battle Harry wanted his fourposter bed and a sandwich, but what did Ginny want? She just wanted Harry. After the battle reunion one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete