Author has written 6 stories for Inuyasha, Pokémon, Anime X-overs, and Final Fantasy XII.
(This will be on here for a very loooong time) DO NOT SEND ME PMS. I CANNOT RECIEVE THEM, SEEING AS FF.NET WILL NOT SHOW THEM TO MEH. D: Instead, send a PM on Gaia, or just email me.
SUPRISE! Not dead yet, but I'm not sure when I'll come back to life. I've taken a turn to drabbles and crap. xP
Anyways, to bring you up to date: My computer's crap. Again. Seriously, this is probably the 3rd computer of ours that got a virus. I think I have some kind of problem that somehow lets me influence the computer's firewall, letting it down when the big one strikes. So, my status will be that of a veggie. Good luck out there.
"You can't play our broken strings
You can't feel anything
That your heart don't want to feel
I can't tell you something that aint real..."
-Broken Strings, James Morrison.
Typical disclaimer: On all stories I write and -most-things I talk about, I do not own. They belong to their respective owners.
Name: Tala, or Mini-Mash if you wish. I'm currently being called nothing.
Age: Take a guess. Let me tell you, I've finished Kindergarten.
Quote: "If you do something you love, you should be able to finish it because you want to, not because you need to. If you do, you aren't loving it; You're just a slave to it."
Hobbies: Listening to music, playing DDR-And FFR-, Drawing, cooking, writing, and all that shazam.
Favourite: -Look below-
Genre of Music: Meh, anything except hardcore rap.
Food/Drink: Tiramisu and Iced Capps. Oh, and FRAPS BABY! 8D YOU NEED FRAPS IN THE WINTER!
Song: Second Chance, Shinedown
Places to contact moi: Gaiaonline and Freewebs. I'd prefer Gaiaonline, though. However, if you cannot contact me on those, then just email me.
Families Across Time and Distance: 0/8 of Chapter 8 done. xP
Inseperable Moments Etched in Time: 4/10 of Chapter 17 finished. Geez, It's so freakin' long.
It's Kareoke Time!:Final chapter hasn't been started yet. We'll see what happens...
Note: Completion dates may be changed, depends on if my brain wants to work with my fingers.
Sunoiunita: BLERGH. Why do I have the sudden urge to start puking at any mention of Jen?
Christina: SPRING BREAK! The only thing I'm not happy about is that I can't go to the Talishop.
Nick and Michael: Bessie and Michaelangelo. An odd pair.
Joseph and Peter: It's Finger-prickin' good.
Future fics planned. Don't expect them to be up for a while.
Note: Some will be free. Anything Final Fantasy related will not be, seeing as those will either be challenges, or requests.
Can you feel the wind? : FinalFantasy: Revenant Wings. -Considered a sequel-
"Noo...No, it's all a lie...You died...THIS ISN'T REAL!"
"It's all too real Filo. Reality is calling your name, why don't you answer it?"
"Filo, it's not real. Get over it! Why can't we have the old you back, the one who smiled at every little thing?"
"Even if it isn't real, I don't care! Don't stop me Vaan, I want to believe!"
It's been a year, and nobody has gotten over it. Filo has been hit the worst. However, Fate has one last surprise in store for the team of misfits; One surprise they'll never be able to forget. Perhaps Filo can smile one last time, if only for his blood-colored wings.
-I've neglected this poor thing so badly, I think it's barely alive, like my writing powars.-
Keep looking here for more ideas. Sometime.
Let's Copy and Paste/Quote memorable things!
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist
"Man often becomes what he believes himself to be. If I keep on saying to myself that I cannot do a certain thing, it is possible that I may end by really becoming incapable of doing it. On the contrary, if I have the belief that I can do it, I shall surely acquire the capacity to do it, even if I many not have it at the beginning."
"When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we took so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened up for us."
"The problem is not that there are problems. The problem is expecting otherwise and thinking that having problems is a problem."
"Don't wish it were easier, wish you were better. Don't wish for fewer problems, wish for more skills. Don't wish for less challenges, wish for more wisdom.""
"...Others cannot see, of course, this person I conceal.
They know the person I've become but my other side is real.
The mirror rids me of the disguise, of hatred, truth, and tears.
I see myself through my own eyes and see my deepest fears.
The tears stream down my face as I begin to cry.
I've made so many mistakes.
Can't say I didn't try..."
-1st version of the Mirror Poem.
"Hey, Mom. Why couldn't you hold me in for another hour?"
"You were the one who wanted to get out."
"...DAMN ME AND MY WILL TO LIVE."
-Robert's cousin and her mom, after a chat about her birthday being on Christmas Eve.
"GET THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY, BITCHES!" -BANG!-
"Is he making his way through the crowd using his bag?"
"Yeah. Hey! That's a smart idea! Let's do it too!"
"You go do that; I'll be a normal person and go by the basement."
-Joseph, Peter, I, then Peter again. Our whole main foyer of the school was blocked at lunch because Faber Drive appeared at our school, and people wanted autographs.
"Must have been a week since you've been in this position, huh? Don't lie to me; I know what you do infont of your computer."
-Snorts in tissue- "BWAHAHAHA-Hey, cool! My stuff nose's gone-BWAHAHAHA-"
"Pfft! Stop laughing; You're making everyone else laugh!"
"But did you just hear what she said?"
"What? What did I say? All I said was that I knew what you boys do infront of the computer-"
-Our Business teacher, I, Flynn, I again, and then our teacher, followed by everyone laughing at the innuendos.