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Joined 01-09-07, id: 1193072, Profile Updated: 02-18-08

Hi. This is my first account on FF.

I hope my prowess as a reader is only outshined by my vast talent of converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.

To those who care, the avatar above is what my OC, Minaku Mitsuki, looks like.

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Bits and Pieces by Asidian reviews
Jack's been on his own for a long time. He's used to snatching what food he can to get by, but now that he's on the Nice List, that option's off the table. The winter spirit takes it in stride - even when it means he doesn't get very much to eat - but when the other Guardians find out, they think it's a much bigger deal than Jack does.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,406 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 127 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Jack Frost, Sandy - Complete
Through a Child's Eyes by Katlin Grace reviews
Children are helpless, bowing to the wills of the adults around them. This is a story of children who break free from restraint and stand together no matter what. Through pain and betrayal they find love in each other. T&U
Dragon Ball Z/Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 246,253 - Reviews: 1635 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 6/21/2004 - Usagi, C. Trunks
John Lane by RLobinske reviews
An alternative universe history. Outcast artist, John Lane, meets an interesting new girl in his selfesteem class. Story is now complete
Daria - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 52 - Words: 343,627 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Complete
Mandragora by NothingPretentious reviews
Consider the curiously humanoid mandrake root, or mandragora. It is hideously ugly, deadly dangerous, and a powerful restorative. Why would anything else matter? * * A tale of horror. Please review. * *
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/23/2012 - P. Sprout - Complete
To Your Scattered Bodies Go by Sir Thopas reviews
As far as she was concerned, Mamoru was a thief. He had taken everything that was meant to be hers: her life, her crystal, her body, her soul... But soon it will all be hers and nothing is going to stand in her way.
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,935 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen - Complete
A Different Start: American Harry Prequel by DarkeStar reviews
Harry's godmother gains custody of a young HP and escapes to America where he learns a new way of magic and carves a new path for himself. Powerful/Independent Harry, eventual slash, OCs, pre-Hogwarts. Reg. updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 393,920 - Reviews: 1615 - Favs: 1,701 - Follows: 1,686 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Harry P.
Dissonance by Unwritten.25 reviews
AU. ItaNaru. Naruto is the new kid at Konoha Academy of the Arts and he's got some pretty dark secrets. And when his past comes back to haunt him, he won't be able to keep them hidden for very long.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 179,194 - Reviews: 987 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 947 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Stars by fngrdust reviews
They say you can't be everything to everyone, but she was everything to me. My best friend, my first kiss, my biggest love, my hardest fall. But what was I to her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,971 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Leah, Rosalie - Complete
Harry VS Edward by Niwasae reviews
-I've seen many Twilight and Harry Potter XOvers and decided that I wanted to do one too! So here you go!- What if Harry did stab Edward during Biology? Post-War. EC/HP. Good!Draco. Good!Severus. Alive!Dumbledore. ONESHOT turned TWOSHOT.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Complete
Locker Room Therapy by Asuka Kureru reviews
SasuNaru. AU. He'd rather think about Sasuke punching him, kissing him. It's weird, but normal-weird. It's not waking up handcuffed to a lead pipe and being held down as a psycho with his father's face calls him 'my son' and carves up his cheeks.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,337 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 53 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pick Me Up by Kantayra reviews
Sasuke finally meets his greatest enemy: the singles bar. Faced with fangirls, fanboys, and bad pick-up lines, only Naruto can save him from this unstoppable terror. Naruto/Sasuke or Sasuke/Naruto, whichever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,817 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
That is a Lemon by yolapeoples reviews
“When life throws you lemons, throw them at your Composition teacher.” Remus Lupin brings a lemon to all of his classes. His friends think he’s hilarious, his other peers think he’s finally lost it, and his teachers are quite frankly perplexed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Remus L., Albus D. - Complete
The WorldSaving Properties of Hot Threesome Sex by opalish reviews
Harry's straight, he really is. Unfortunately, no one believes it but him. HarryLunaBlaise crackfic AHOY.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,716 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 66 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Two Sides of the Same Coin by Ten Toes reviews
Petunia & Harry become a team, and Harry finds the wizarding world much earlier than anyone suspects. He hides his Slytherin self under the guise of a naive Gryffindor. He also hides the wizard friendships he made years before Hogwarts. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,091 - Reviews: 2155 - Favs: 3,628 - Follows: 4,418 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Harry P.
Persistence by Lady Nara reviews
Takaya's in a bad mood, but Naoe won't be put off.
Mirage of Blaze - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Complete
Gossip Queens by opalish reviews
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 122 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Apocalyptic Daria by Doggieboy80 reviews
Daria and Jane find themselves away from home at the start of a nuclear war. This story chronicles their attempts to find their loved ones and stay alive at the same time.
Daria - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 160,257 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/13/2008 - Published: 6/12/2007
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1105 - Favs: 3,821 - Follows: 254 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Leviticus 18:22 by Gariand reviews
ONESHOT. Ever get tired of people saying you're going to hell?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
A Feminist Theory Interpretation of Nail Polish by Jukebox Hound reviews
[Oneshot. Slight NaruSasu, post timeskip] Sakura thinks aloud and Naruto’s amused. Sasuke isn’t.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Draco's Boy by empathic siren reviews
No longer a repost. HPDM. Nonmagic AU. A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he's determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. Years later, he's determined to make Harry more than a friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 186,063 - Reviews: 3582 - Favs: 3,879 - Follows: 1,350 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
These Things by fool.0 reviews
Sasuke is absolutely certain that he is not in love. He can give proof for it. Sasuke and Naruto, a story of ten parts. These are the things that Sasuke knows.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Stinks Like Teen Spirit by Smileyfax reviews
Daria neglects her personal hygiene due to a bet with Jane. Hilarity ensues. Rated M for some particularly disgusting nonsexual scenes.
Daria - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
Male Bonding by Scorpio71 reviews
After Anya breaks her engagement to Xander, Spike drugs and kidnaps him in an effort to cheer him up. Chaos ensues.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Xander H., Spike - Complete
No logic in love by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke first had to convince Naruto they were in love, then that they were in a relationship, and finally, that they should have lots of sex. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 1,331 - Follows: 107 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Romantically Challenged by drace-hunter reviews
NaruSasu it's Valentine's Day, and Uchiha Sasuke bought a rose. all of Konoha watches to see Naruto's reaction.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lucky Bachelorette Number Two by Quillslinger reviews
"Maybe he's angry that you made him the other woman," Sakura whispered frantically. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,389 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Wrong Weasley by Sukie Lou reviews
On the day of Bill and Fleur's wedding, Ron's mood is not improved when he walks in on Harry and one of his siblings in his own bed. Odd, slashy pairings and sexual humour afoot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,053 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Harry P., Charlie W. - Complete
Four Fathers Talk by R. Liam reviews
Uzumaki compares his son to the sons of the Sand, the Hyuugas and the Uchihas. Humor and Yaoi! :D [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 1,290 - Follows: 132 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Oops by SilverWolf7007 reviews
When Harry says 'oops', things tend to explode. But not this time. No, this time...well. Something else happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 1,644 - Follows: 215 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Life is Better Under a Totalitarian Regime by Seaouryou reviews
The entire school student body appears to be suffering under the delusion that Stan is dating Kyle. Stan is determined to prove them wrong. Unfortunately, he seems to be proving them right.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,640 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/21/2006 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Protecting One's Own by GhostHelwig reviews
Someone in the culdesac crosses the line... Rated R for adult situations, suggested violence, suggested NC, foul language. Slight slash. Not for the faint of heart.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,328 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Edd, Kevin
The Beginning by El reviews
H/D [slash] – Draco POV. Features two lonely boys, and one art project. For Johanna's birthday. :-)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,750 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/17/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
That Potter Slash by Minerva McTabby reviews
Green Eggs and Ham parody. 'Nuff said. Slash Warning should be redundant, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/3/2002 - Complete
No-Shippers' Anthem by Rage Point reviews
This sprightly song was meant for the forum, but it begged expanding upon. So Rage Point presents, in all its excessively ridiculous but catchy glory, The No-Shippers' Anthem. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 5/9/2001 - Published: 5/8/2001