KowaretaHikari
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Joined 01-10-07, id: 1193451, Profile Updated: 07-23-08
Author has written 21 stories for Naruto, and Wrestling.

K heres a few things about me incase anyone cares

Name: JT

Penname: KowaretaHikari こわれたひかり

Means Broken Light and that should display hiragana characters for the name but it may just show ?s

Age: 17

Birthday: November 1.

Zodiac: Scorpio

Litte bit bout me: Okay for the most part im a pretty simple guy, my dream is to move to Japan and teach English as a foreign language and I dont really worry about the stuff ive got to do to reach that, because as far as im concerned I can do it. The reason I write mostly humor fics is because I love making people laugh and I kinda hope some of my readers might read my fics and be in a better mood because of it.

Likes: Anime/Manga, Wrestling, Hanging out with my dumb friends, music (mostly heavy metal but anything but country works), Video games.

Dislikes: Actual work :P (though I love the money) Homophobes (seriously... most pointless friggin' phobia to have even more so then Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words... No joke.. look it up...) Racists (stfu morons..) conpulsive liars (I own Naruto... shut up... (DISCLAIM I dont really own Naruto...)) People who dont like monkeys... (shame on you! Monkeys rock!) and most of all people who side with Cake! Vive Pie!

Favorite Quotes

"Stomping a mudhole and walking it dry..." -Jim Ross

"When life gives you lemons, find someone whos life is giving them vodka, and have a party." -Ron White.

"I dont think sitting in the corner giggling like a prepubescent monkey qualifies as helping... funny though" -Sarge RedVsBlue

"Dude I friggin dare you to say Chihuahua and not giggle" - Me

98 of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you forgot to have breakfast this morning, paste this in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, BJA Fan, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Spymaster-E, Shanny-Boo, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Xerxes93, KowaretaHikari

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you forgot I have three of these pot percentages in my profile copy and paste this to your profile.

Thats all and if anyone wants to contact me feel free to use my email or PM or contact me on Xboxlive my gamertag is JT-T83. If you have any requests for a fic just ask and ill do my best.

Cya later please review all the stories you read!

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Ask Whoever by Lizzy231 reviews
An ask fic with Naruto characters with help from my OCs. Come and join the fuuuuunnnn. Heh heh heh. Chapter 12 is on its way!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,553 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 3/23/2007
Diaries of Naruto Characters by Lizzy231 reviews
The title tells it all. Chapter one starts with Sasuke's Diary. Chapter 8 is Kakashi's and 9 is Sakura's. Read and Review, please. Orochimaru is next.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,076 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 3/25/2007
BeSwitched by Bluemoon Fairy reviews
Auron and Rikku have switched bodies! What will happen? Will they become the best of friends or even worse enemies?
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,509 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Rikku, Auron
Naruto: The New Chronicles by Ninja Chan reviews
Under Hokage orders, a new addition is added to Team Seven. Kagome Takai is much different from others. A new Kekkai Genkai is discovered from this girl, like Sasuke. They hate eachother, but it seems to change. Not an Inuyasha crossover. No flamers pleas
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 121,064 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/13/2007 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Suki Homaku by Lizzy231 reviews
Set in the Naruto world, Suki Homaku goes on her way to become a Ninja, while going through much more than she expected. Chapter 6 should be out very soon! It will be called.... uuuhm.... memories? i dont know. blah.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,324 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/26/2007 - Published: 2/11/2007
You're Not Alone by WhiteRoses13 reviews
OneShot. NaruSaku. Sakura goes to the fateful bridge every night. Why is this one different? WARNING: Selfabuse. This is for you Dusk. I'm not writing down your full name!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
No logic in love by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke first had to convince Naruto they were in love, then that they were in a relationship, and finally, that they should have lots of sex. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 1,475 - Follows: 139 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
00:05:43 by vincey reviews
i am itachi and i feel like pointing out a few small things. Flame if you want i don't care, vincey will though.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
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Rest In Peace Chris Benoit 1967 to 2007 reviews
Something short I wrote after I heard about the tragic death of Chris Benoit. RIP You will be missed always.
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Complete
Light Bulb reviews
Sakura and Hinata are outside Narutos house and hear some... strange things... R&R I dont think its that good but we...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Easter Eggs reviews
Naruto delivers easter eggs to some of his friends and Itachi shows up for unexplained reasons, which even I dont understand! Happy Easter everyone!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Babies reviews
Why Sasuke really, refused to date Sakura, he wanted Babies.... RR... Dont kill me...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
You Fool reviews
Just a few April Fools jokes you should never tell Naruto characters. Please Read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Kakashis thoughts reviews
What Kakashi is thinking when he meets Team 7. From Kakashis POV. R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Heal Everything reviews
Because bandaids heal everything...Its a basic rule of anime. R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Going Mental reviews
An ongoing series of funny ficlettes based on the particular brand of crazy presented by each of Narutos Characters. Read and Review Please. New Naruto Finally!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/21/2007 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Prelude to a Homecoming reviews
The Prologue to my story An Awkward Homecoming Sasuke spends Valentines Day with Orochimaru and decides not to be evil anymore. R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
Funeral reviews
Its Sakuras funeral, and Narutos sad. Mostly Sakura bashing so if you dont like dont read. K? Thanks. R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
Noises reviews
Kisame hears strange noises and goes to inspect. R&R Please. So stupid. ::Smacks self::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Argument reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are arguing in front of me. So I make them do somethin' SasuXNaru. R&R.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Itachis Pretty Hair reviews
Sasuke and Itachi have a quick lunch. Sort of.My stupid idea on why the Uchiha slaughter happened.Read and Review please. Peace
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
An Awkward Homecoming reviews
Sasuke returns from Orochimarus! But somethings different. Sasuke is acting weird and its all Orochimarus fault! Read and Review Please K thanks!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
A day in the life of Sai reviews
I did one on Sasuke so now Ill do one on Sai. MWAHAHAHA EVILNESS! Sai is having a bad day and Sasuke is loving it. R&R. A day in the life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Sai, Sasuke U. - Complete
Over the Net reviews
Whoo... its the often done MSN Conversation thingy. Read and Review please!Much love to you all :P please listen to some of the songs mentioned they rock.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A day in the life of Sasuke reviews
A day in the life of Sasuke. Mostly Sasuke being emo and running away. Please Review.Rated for Sasuke emo cutting. ALT ENDING ADDED READ... WOOT!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/8/2007 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Kakashi True Love reviews
Kakashi goes on a date and his team follows... stupid but we read and review Thanks kay bye!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Day at the Beach reviews
Team 7 and Team Gai spend a day at the beach together! Theirs a sand castle contest! And Kakashi knocks himself out from the Horror! REVIEW PLEASE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasukes Fallen Love reviews
Sasuke sees his most precious one fall lifeless on the streets of Konoha R&R please short oneshot. Probably not what youd think.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Nejis Eye Problem reviews
Neji doesnt use his Byakugan anymore and Lee wants to know why. Short oneshot implied NejiXTenten. R&R please first fic. Nejis a perv... :
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
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