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Author has written 3 stories for Buffy X-overs.

My TV Shows:
-Buffy The Vampire Slayer/Angel ; Supernatural ; Smallvile ; Gilmore Girls ; Charmed ; The Office ; Dark Angel ; Veronica Mars ; Prison Break ; Grey's Anatomy

My Movies:
-Cruel Intentions ; Xmen ; Fight Club ; Lord of the Rings ; 10 Things I Hate About You (Rest in Peace Heath Ledger) ; Underworld ; Interview With a Vampire ; Finding Neverland ; Edward Scissorhands ; Girl, Interrupted ; Wayne's World ; Practical Magic ; and many many more...

Ships:
-Buffy/Angel/us ; Buffy/Dean ; Faith/Sam ; Buffy/Alec ; Cole/Pheobe ; Dawn/Legolas (my fav at the moment)

Favorite Quotes:

Girl from Group Therapy: Wait a minute. What am I supposed to feel? Sorry for you because you made ten thousand a minute doing fuckin' nothing? "Oh it was so hard, so terrible, they treated me so bad." Listen girl, you had a free ride. And you fuckin' blew it. And me? I'm some kid from Ohio, reading fashion magazines, looking at your picture and thinking I'm supposed to look like that. And going fucking crazy because I don't. Because nobody told me it was a lie. Because the magazine doesn't come with a label that says, "Caution: This is a lie. Nobody looks like this." Not even you.
-- Gia

Marilyn Monroe: In Hollywood a girl's virtue is much less important than her hairdo. You're judged by how you look, not by what you are. Hollywood's a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for kiss, and fifty cents for your soul. I know, because I turned down the first offer often enough and held out for the fifty.

Anya: You really do think you're better than we are. But we don't know. We don't know if you're actually better. I mean, you came into the world with certain advantages, sure. I mean, that's the legacy. But you didn't earn it. You didn't work for it. You've never had anybody come up to you and say you deserve these things more than anyone else. They were just handed to you. So that doesn't make you better than us. It makes you luckier than us. -- Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Dr. Roger Spain (First Applicant): Wow, I thought you'd be the last person to have a problem with nonconformity.
Dr. Gregory House: Nonconformity; right... I can't remember the last time saw a twenty something kid with a tattoo of an Asian letter on his wrist. You are one wicked free thinker! You want to be a rebel; stop being cool. Wear a pocket protector like he does, and get a hair cut. Like the Asian kids that don't leave the library for a twenty hours stretch. They're the ones that don't care what you think.
(pause)
Dr. Gregory House: Sayonara
(Dr. Spain exits office)
Dr. Wilson: So, should I go through all the resumes looking for Asian names?
Dr. Gregory House: Actually, the Asian kids are probably just responding to parental pressure, but my point is still valid. -- House

Dr. Cameron: I'm uncomfortable about sex.
Dr. Robert Chase: Well, we don't have to talk about this...
Dr. Cameron: Sex COULD kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere, and secretions spit out of every gland, and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your body weight. It's violent. It's ugly. And it's messy. And if God hadn't made it UNBELIEVABLY fun, the human race would have died out eons ago.
(She pauses to catch her breath)
Dr. Robert Chase: (Is speechless)
Dr. Cameron: Men are lucky they can only have one orgasm. Know that women can have an hour long orgasm?
Dr. Eric Foreman(enters)
Dr. Cameron(as if nothing had just occurred): Hey Foreman. What's up? -- House

Joss Whedon: Someone mentioned that the show has developed a feminist subtext. Well, I never! I just wanted to show a quiet, obedient girl learning to attract men through cosmetics and physical weakness... But sometimes we can't control our own creations. Forgive me.

Glory: "People. How do they function? Here. Like this, in the world, with all this bile running through them. Every day, it's ... Whooo... you have no control. They're not even animals they're just these meatbaggy slaves to hormones and pheromones and their... feelings. Hate 'em! I mean really, is this what the poets go on about? This? Call me crazy. But as hard core drugs go, human emotions just seem useless. People are puppets, everyone getting jerked around by what they're feeling - am I wrong?

...'cause I look around at this world you're so eager to be a part of, and all I see is six billion lunatics looking for the fastest ride out. Who's not crazy? Look around - everyone's drinkin', smokin', shootin' up, shootin' each other or just plain screwing their brains out because they don't want 'em anymore. I'm crazy? Honey, I am the original one-eyed chicklet in the kingdom of the blind 'cause at least I admit the world makes me nuts. Name one person who can take it here. That's all I'm asking - Name one." -- Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Angel: Wes, it's not gonna happen.
Wesley: Why?
Angel: Because I'm not that guy. That guy is charming and funny and...emotionally useful. I'm the guy in the dark corner with the blood habit and the 200 years of psychic baggage.
Wesley: Get over it!
Angel: Why are you yelling at me?
Wesley: Because! Angel...if there's a woman out there...who you find truly attractive, who you think about, let's say, most of the time, who represents even part of what you think makes the world worth fighting for, and who doesn't view you as an entirely sexless shoulder to lean on...you have to do something about it. --Angel

Young Woman: Thank you! Thank you! That thing was gonna kill me!
Spike: Well, what do you expect? Out alone in this neighborhood? I got half a mind to kill you myself, you half-wit.
Young Woman: What?!
Spike: I mean, honestly, what kind of retard wears heels like that in a dark alley? Take 2 steps, break your bloody ankle.
Young Woman: I was just trying to get home.
Spike: Well, get a cab, you moron. And on the way, if a stranger offers you candy, don't get in the van! Stupid cow. --Angel

Whistler: Bottom line is, even if you see 'em coming, you're not ready for the big moments. No one asks for their life to change, not really. But it does. So what are we, helpless? Puppets? No. The big moments are gonna come. You can't help that. It's what you do afterwards that counts. That's when you find out who you are. --Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Oz: The worst stab wound is the one to the heart. Sure, most people survive it, but the heart is never quite the same. There's always a scar, which is meant, I guess, to remind you that even for a little while, someone made your heart beat faster. And that's a scar you can live with, proudly, all the days of your life. --Oz

Martin Luther King Jr: "The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy."

DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILERS ABOUND!

Originally, I stole this from Silver Weasley who stole this from Druidess Sieya who nabbed it from Sugar Quill, but I really really loved this and found it absolutely adorable and sweet, and i HAD to steal it!

1. Hugs to Hedwig, because you were a good owl, and Harry should have let you out of your cage.

2. Hugs to Dudley, because while you may have been a bully and a moron, at least you ended up having a soul.

3. Hugs to Ron for saving Harry's life, getting Gryffindor's sword, and pwning a Horcrux (that's one hell of an apology), for reading that book Fred and George gave you, and for always wanting to come back.

4. Hugs to Tonks for putting up with Remus' insecurities and loving him anyways (and also for being pregnant and still kick-ass!).

5. Hugs to Remus for being insecure in the first place, and then for doing the right thing like we always knew you would.

6. Hugs to Harry for being the main character of my favorite series of all time, for growing-up to be an unbelievably courageous man, and for finally getting your happy ending. We were always rooting for you, mate.

7. Hugs to Mrs. Weasley, for kicking ass and taking names, for making awesome birthday cake, and for pwning Bellatrix (she deserved it).

8. Hugs to George, because you lost your best friend and your brother in one horrible blow, and it still hurts my heart to think of the look on your face.

9. Hugs to Percy for admitting you were wrong, and for getting that one last laugh out of Fred.

10. Hugs to Hermione for putting up with your hair (trust me, I can more than sympathize), for keeping an eye on Harry and Ron and somehow retaining your sanity, for always knowing the right thing to do, and for your awesomely adorable moment on page 625 (American edition).

11. Hugs to Voldemort. You're going to need them, where you're going.

12. Hugs to Snape for not only meeting but exceeding my expectations, for being Dumbledore's man through and through, for loving Lily and protecting Harry, and for fooling Voldemort right until the very end.

13. Hugs to Dumbledore, because even though I'm still not sure I've forgiven you for manipulating Harry, I've always loved how you manage to show up at the end of the book and explain everything to all of us less-knowledgable beings; there will never be another white-bearded, pointy-hatted wizard quite as omnipotent as you. (Sorry, Gandalf.)

14. Hugs to Luna for staying ever serene and Luna-like despite the war, and for fighting your heart out at the same time.

15. Hugs to McGonagall for every single line of dialogue she had in book seven. We all dream of having teachers as kick-ass as you.

16. Hugs to all the Slytherins, because I totally think you got dissed when not even one of you stayed to help fight.

17. Hugs to Dobby and Kreacher for being absolutely-frickin'-adorable, loyal, and unexpectedly heroic.

18. Hugs to the Bloody Baron, simply because anyone that thwarted in love deserves one.

19. Hugs to Neville, because the Sorting Hat is never wrong, because you were braver and truer than anyone would have guessed, and because we always knew you were a hero, right from the start.

20. Hugs to Teddy Lupin, because your parents were amazing and you never got to know them, because you got caught snogging Victoire (that's our boy!), and most of all because you have turqouise hair (welll, sometimes).

21. Hugs to Draco, because you were a spineless git, but you weren't evil in the slightest--spineless I can live with. Evil, not so much.

22. And last but most certainly not least, hugs to J.K. Rowling. Thank you for creating this world, thank you for giving me Harry and his adventures to grow up with, thank you for R/Hr and H/G and the Weasley twins and Hagrid and Uncle Vernon (he will always crack me up) and the Mirror of Erised and seven books worth of amazingness. But most of all, J.K., hugs to you for giving all us wistful kids the dream that on our eleventh birthdays we might see an owl flapping towards our window with a thick letter clutched in its beak--in short, hugs to you for giving me and many other HP fans out there an unforgettable part of our childhoods.

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Last Tango in Forks by AwesomeSauce76 reviews
(PULLED TO PUBLISH) Bella Swan has spent a lifetime putting everyone else's needs before her own. Could a chance encounter with a mysterious stranger begin to change all of that? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 16907 - Favs: 8,618 - Follows: 5,701 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 20117 - Favs: 12,994 - Follows: 5,411 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
The Puppet Master by Glitch in the System reviews
What's eating Paul? What's with that flame on the water? What was Laurent doing just standing in Edward and Bella's meadow? Why does Edward care about Mike's car? Why doesn't Alice know about her past? Cammy knows.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 459,087 - Reviews: 4734 - Favs: 1,898 - Follows: 1,581 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 3/24/2008
To Love Again by Sweet Little Bullet reviews
When 23 year old Alice loses her husband, she thinks her life too has come to an end. So when the mysterious and sometimes infuriating Jasper Hale enters her life, will she push him away like she has so many others or will she be able to love again? OOC/A
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,697 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Evading Edward by VampiresHaveLaws reviews
Bella's first encounter with Edward instantly leads to a mutual dislike. She is the new girl in town who has attracted more than one admirer and he's the boy who usually gets what he wants. So how will one evade when the other is set to conquer? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 366,513 - Reviews: 7607 - Favs: 5,013 - Follows: 3,513 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Giofógach by ltlerthqak reviews
I didn't know anything was missing from my life until I met him at the carnival. Were my gypsy lifestyle and unbelievable gift too much for him to accept? And was there something bigger we should have been watching for? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 214,395 - Reviews: 2445 - Favs: 1,722 - Follows: 1,423 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
It Isn't Stalking If You Don't Get Caught by Little Miss Whitlock reviews
Edward, Emmett and Jasper travel across the border to meet starlets Bella, Alice and Rosalie at a fan convention. What antics will these fanboys come up with as they prepare to meet the girls of their dreams? Collab. btw. JustForkIt & Little Miss Whitlock
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 209,597 - Reviews: 1186 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Complete
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11461 - Favs: 9,014 - Follows: 6,576 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 22899 - Favs: 14,154 - Follows: 10,627 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Coincidental Major by m7707 reviews
A tale about a hockey-playing boy who loves his girl. This is Edward's story from Major Misconduct.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 193,272 - Reviews: 2984 - Favs: 2,261 - Follows: 1,292 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
How My Life was Ruined in 14 Days by moon.witche reviews
Bella has a plan. It's a detailed plan for her whole life. But in her quest for perfection, she has skipped certain high school experiences. With graduation fast approaching, Bella concocts a new plan – a plan to lose her virginity. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,366 - Reviews: 3777 - Favs: 3,760 - Follows: 3,260 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Summer Song by unicornhime reviews
Written for FGB. One-shot AH E/B fluff. One summer, a girl stumbles across a boy and his guitar in the park. There's nothing quite like a summer romance, is there?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Major Misconduct by m7707 reviews
Edward Cullen - hot high school hockey player. Bella Swan - shy high school student. They've admired each other from afar, so what happens when they finally meet? Will they be strong enough to handle a threat from his past? No good deed goes unpunished...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 160,515 - Reviews: 4871 - Favs: 5,909 - Follows: 2,575 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 279,341 - Reviews: 15819 - Favs: 6,987 - Follows: 3,211 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Company Loves Misery by AngstGoddess003 reviews
AH-Edward, current recovering alcoholic, former bully of Bella Swan, must make amends to the one person who refuses to give them. Written for FGB Auction/WA Rehab. Adult Situations. Updated Wed/Sun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,843 - Reviews: 6186 - Favs: 5,334 - Follows: 5,360 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10019 - Favs: 7,427 - Follows: 6,117 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
Dark Side of the Moon by blondie AKA robin reviews
New Moon from Edward's POV. Witness how Edward agonized over leaving Bella, hunted for Victoria, faced the Volturi, and came to realize that with Bella was where he was meant to be.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 176,408 - Reviews: 2567 - Favs: 3,343 - Follows: 1,486 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Edward - Complete
Our Sons and Daughters by Baby Blues reviews
Angel and the rest of the AI Team are left with 8 teenagers from various dimensions and each belonging to Buffy . . . as well as the only two vampires in the world with souls. The Powers are funny like that. BA, BS
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 78,516 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 3/25/2005 - Angel, Buffy S.
Forms by Hatteress reviews
When Dawn sacrifices herself to save the world, she ends up anywhere but heaven. Think dwarves and elves and orcs OH MY! Dawn/Legolas
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 101,837 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 5/9/2003 - Dawn S., Legolas
Secrets Don't Keep Friends by KTBass reviews
AH. Everyone has secrets, and Bella Swan is no different. For months she's kept quiet, but the arrival of blunt Edward Cullen forces her to come clean with terrifying consequences. Secrets push friends away, but can honesty bring them back? Complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 87,111 - Reviews: 1405 - Favs: 1,451 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2127 - Favs: 3,539 - Follows: 1,650 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Written In The Stars by EclipseoftheTwilightMoon reviews
Bella tells best friend, Edward, she loves him & he wants to stay friends. Bella moves on to another guy, but she comes back into Edward's life & he realizes he loves her too. He has to fight to win her back before she marries someone else. All human, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 248,129 - Reviews: 4709 - Favs: 3,916 - Follows: 2,189 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Innocent, Vigilant, Ordinary by Oxymoronic8 reviews
ON HIATUS. Bella spent the first two years of her life in Forks slowly falling for Jacob. As her senior year begins, a new family moves to town and she begins to question the difference between what she thought she needed & what she never knew she wanted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,984 - Reviews: 5572 - Favs: 5,138 - Follows: 4,523 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19438 - Favs: 12,169 - Follows: 5,568 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
My Angel by vampvixen01 reviews
SEQUEL TO SPARKLING ANGEL-Bella's in college, making friends&trying to be independent.When the Cullen's visit, how will they react&what drama will unfold as they try to accept Bella's choices&the fact that she's no longer 'innocent'.LEMONS IN LATER CHAPS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,194 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Bella
The Search For Myself: Edward & Bella by AngelAtTwilight reviews
What if Bella & Edward's roles were reversed, leaving Bella the Vampire and Edward the Human? As predicaments change and situations become harder, will their fate still be destined? Or will unexpected plans change their lives forever? Read To Find Out!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 151,603 - Reviews: 1901 - Favs: 1,709 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sparkling Angel by vampvixen01 reviews
FULL SUMMARY ON THE 1ST CHAPTER. Set in New Moon when Edward leaves, Bella befriends a new vampire. But what will Edward's reaction be when he returns to protect Bella from the danger she's about to face?Lots of drama!Better than it sounds, i promise!lol
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,953 - Reviews: 1513 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7653 - Favs: 8,971 - Follows: 2,531 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cullens plus Amusement Park equals DISASTER! by Twilight Fan Girls reviews
The Cullens want to have some family fun together and settle on heading to an amusement park. The boys make bets on who thet think will hit the most rides, and the winner gets to force the others into embarrassing dares...but who will win? NEW CHAPTER UP
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,480 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8366 - Favs: 7,483 - Follows: 1,718 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Brotherhood by blondie AKA robin reviews
The Cullen boys go hunting. Jasper can't stop quoting the Princess Bride, Emmett can't stop quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Edward, rather put out, responds with Shakespeare. Hilarity ensues! Cowritten with the awesomely funny LindaRoo!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,198 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Complete
Family Ties by Milliecake reviews
A small town haunting for the boys leads Dean into conflict with something equally as terrifying – their grandparents.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,217 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 2/9/2006
Language by Thethuthinnang reviews
BtVS.LotR. Things they say, and things they don't say. 1st in The Girl.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Complete
Careful What You Wish For by greatestheights reviews
Thanks to a cursed wishing well and a bad case of I Must Protect Sammy, Dean Winchester is about to spend a week finding out seven ways his life could have been different. WIP, deancentric, ON HIATUS
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,275 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/6/2007 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Dean W., Sam W.
Four Shades Dean Hated, and the One He kinda Liked by J. Maria reviews
Five times Dawn tried to paint Dean's nails... companion piece to Walk Away
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Updated: 1/28/2007 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Dawn S., Dean W. - Complete
Miles to Go by Ring Red reviews
Summary: BTVSLOTR - Buffy, Willow, and Dawn were to be cheated out of their just reward and sentenced to an eternity in the void. This was not acceptable. One of the Powers came up with a new plan. The three warriors were finished in this realm, but what
Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,326 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/31/2005 - Published: 3/3/2004
Through Dimensions by Luckylily reviews
Dawn ends up in Middle Earth, courtesy of a Hell Goddess, Rating has been changed because of nudity and swearing, and I really don't want to offend anyone, so you have been warned! R&R!
Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,804 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/30/2004 - Published: 10/15/2003
Dangerous Bargain by Anna Rossini reviews
Angel O’Connor was a ruthless man, he always got what he wanted and now he wanted to marry Buffy Summers but she blatantly ignored him. He was a patient man, he could wait, sooner or latter she’ll be his. BA COMPLETE
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,106 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/2/2004 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Buffy S., Angel - Complete
The Games We Play by IcePrincess7 reviews
AU-A Cruel Intentions spin on the Buffy World. Socialite Buffy Summers and her charming stepbrother Angelus make a bet. So begins a twisted game of love and seduction.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,449 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/13/2004 - Published: 6/10/2004 - Buffy S., Angel
The Games of the Gods, Book One: Setting the Board by vericus reviews
The last thing Rachel wanted to become was a tooperfect MarySue. But when she dies and gets transported to MiddleEarth with her friend, she finds she has little choice in the matter. Rating for language and being a MarySue with an attitude.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 285,571 - Reviews: 2376 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/23/2004 - Published: 9/1/2003 - Glorfindel, Haldir - Complete
Don't Panic! by boz4PM reviews
Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,860 - Reviews: 1249 - Favs: 1,804 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004
Ilfirin Meleth II The Test of Ties by Anoron reviews
Sequel to Ilfirin Meleth. A century later, Dawn is thrown right back into hell. Also a Guns N' Roses Songfic.COMPLETE!
Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,410 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/20/2004 - Published: 7/25/2003
Culture Shock by loftyheights reviews
The Summers family is hosting a foreign exchange student for Cultural Month and Buffy is none too enthused. But maybe her opinion will change when she finally meets her new guest. B/A AU
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,139 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/23/2003 - Published: 6/8/2003 - Angel, Buffy S.
Ilfirin Meleth by Anoron reviews
BtVS/LOTR crossover. *COMPLETE* Dawn/Legolas. AU version of 'the Gift'- Dawn finds herself in Middle-Earth where she encounters some strange people, namely, the Fellowship. Chapter 18 up!
Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 80,102 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/16/2003 - Published: 7/3/2003 - Complete
Master of Tactics: The Sacrifice of Enrique by Roga reviews
Buffy's getting married. "Oh, look. It's Angel the caveman." First in a series.
Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,915 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/1/2002
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A Kiddie Problem In an Adult World reviews
BuffyDean. Dean has a little problem that sends the whole gang into a frenzy. there's also a hint of SamFaith but it's not the focus.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Complete
For Whom The Bell Tolls reviews
BuffyDean.Buffy&Faith non identical twins are both beautiful in their own way. Dean&Sam non identical twins are the new kids. Alpha male battle happens bw Angelus and Dean and the school is going along for the ride. U N D E R C O N S T R U C T I O N
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 7/8/2007
Can A Nightmare Turn Into A Dream? reviews
BuffyDean. What if that guy, Max, had a younger sister named Buffy? The story starts off after their father dies. What is Buffy’s reaction when she sees two really good looking priests at her door? Reviews make me happy :
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,174 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 7/3/2007
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