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The Chaos Theory by Bullwinkle's Lady reviews
"If you die, I die," he mentioned. "Tell me when you're ready." Time travel story. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 143,534 - Reviews: 1397 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Hinata Crack Pairings Challenge by chocolatte-delight reviews
Many men can admire the Hyuuga heiress for her body, for her compassion, and for her kindness, but Kakashi cannot help but admire her for her courage in the face of war. One-shots for the 100themes Challenge. Hinata Crack Pairings galore!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,905 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Hinata H., Kakashi H.
The Perfect Candidate by MissLe reviews
So when a girl's down on her luck, forced to live with her cousin and his frustratingly meddlesome wife and facing a divorce with her husband, what's she to do? Enter a contest to win the love of the world's biggest heart throb, of course. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 89,174 - Reviews: 1446 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Rain by Demeterr reviews
“Did you realize how long I waited for it to rain and for you to actually forget your umbrella?” he questioned. [AU] [One Shot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hitsuzen by Blue Quartz Foxy reviews
Slightly AU: From Hyuuga heiress to honorary Uchiha, Hinata feels that she has to take care of her two adopted brothers. And unknown to our hapless heroine she is engaged to marry one brother while the other is starting to develop a crush on her.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,465 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
special effects by reeroy reviews
Hinata wonders what exactly possessed her to marry into the dysfunctional Uchiha Clan. non massacre AU. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Cupid and Psyche by Bullwinkle's Lady reviews
He reached behind him, withdrawing a golden arrow. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Parenting by Bullwinkle's Lady reviews
“We...we want a baby brother or sister!” she cried, flailing her arms for emphasis. SasuHina. Sort of a Light spin-off.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Maple Tree by Bullwinkle's Lady reviews
A small, delicate hand reached toward another’s face, intending to trace a small cut across his cheek. The hand was promptly slapped away. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Negative One by Bullwinkle's Lady reviews
Naruto’s deranged obsession with Uchiha Sasuke started at the age of negative one. Minato/Mikoto, hints of others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Minato N., Mikoto U. - Complete
CPR by Bullwinkle's Lady reviews
He eyed her heaving chest, dripping lashes, and pink cheeks, feeling relatively surprised that the girl looked so much better when she was all wet. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Excuses by GeishaKitten reviews
After Hinata's arranged marriage to Uchiha Sasuke completely falls apart, the heartbroken heiress becomes too ashamed to stick around in Konoha and soon finds herself taking solace in some really strange company. ItaHinaSasuish...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,008 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Lack of Flavor by MissLe reviews
Before her frequent trips to detention, Hinata's life had been pleasantly boring. Before her frequent trips to detention, she had never even spoken to him. Before her frequent trips to detention, she had never believed in old bedtime stories. SasuHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,232 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Internet Perdition by Lotus Aia reviews
Yaoi Sasunaru and Kakairu! An artist is terrorizing the internet with pictures of mixed pairings doing naughty acts! Fluffy protests to several pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,808 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Mission Accomplished by MissLe reviews
.SasuHina. The result of when a certain dark eyed boy steals the diary of a now livid Hyuuga.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Anything for You by Erisabesu reviews
“Nobody disappointed Hinata Hyuuga on her honeymoon, especially not Sasuke Uchiha.” [SasukeHinata] AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,682 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Stuffy Noses by Meruhen Wind reviews
Because prodigies, especially Uchiha ones, don't get stuffy noses. A childish Sasuke x Hinata story.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,579 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Strangers and Friends by Mooncake reviews
The unlikely meeting of Suigetsu and Hinata leads to the discovery of the world in between being strangers and being friends. [Prompt: Suigetsu and Hinata, advice]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Suigetsu H., Hinata H. - Complete
Big Brother Itachi by Shimi-chan reviews
Blood may be thicker than water...but water tastes a whole lot better. [ItachixHinataxSasuke] Rated for a later lime and some language. [[Now COMPLETE!]]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 60,915 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Itachi U., Hinata H. - Complete
What Would've by MissLe reviews
Sasuke thinks about some of the 'What Would've Happened's of his life. Sasuke's side of What If. [SasuHina]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Forever Promised by Ms. Videl Son reviews
OneShot. “Okay, Teddy says that we’re now man and strife. And we gotta kiss. On the lips.”
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
What If by MissLe reviews
Hinata contemplates some of the 'what ifs' of her life. [SasuHina]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Witching Hour by firefly reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, the fearless leader of Team Hebi, finds himself in over his head when he and his team stumble upon an abandoned, bizarre little inn in the middle of a nameless forest. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,337 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 44 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Tea Party by VanityWantsYou reviews
The Akatsuki have a tea party! A mission goes awry.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,209 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Complete
Shinobi Drabbles by Lotus Aia reviews
Latest Drabble: Morning Shower. A series of drabbles, all different and fun. They are YAOI, mind you! Most of them are Kakairu, but there are other pairings, of course. Kakairu, genrai, sasunaru, gaaralee, shinokiba, gaarashika
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 10,134 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 2/24/2006
The Party by Lotus Aia reviews
[yaoi Sasunaru] Sasuke is invited to a party, which he refuses heatedly. Naruto baits him enough though, to a point where the taunts force him to go. Sasuke, with a small infatuation for the blonde, plans to ruin Naruto's fun. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,885 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/27/2007 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lucky Bachelorette Number Two by Quillslinger reviews
"Maybe he's angry that you made him the other woman," Sakura whispered frantically. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,389 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 62 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Ashes, Ashes by Quillslinger reviews
Naruto finds a scroll and has a brilliant idea. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Not So High School Experience by Legendary Legacy reviews
You know the typical high school fic? Well Naruto doesn't. Warning: Fourth Wall breaking. Mock fic. Also, I'm awesome at summaries!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Snapshot Moment by Nkiseki reviews
AU Attraction only takes a moment to happen. Falling in love, however, requires thinking and on the occasion, a phone and alcohol. In which Sasuke was not happy when a pale eyed Japanese girl showed up at his apartment and shoved a mobile in his face.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,766 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/11/2007 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Duty Before Honor by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,457 - Reviews: 3736 - Favs: 4,879 - Follows: 1,139 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
A Wish Come True by juliagulia1017 reviews
Giftfic for clockwork starlight. There's only one thing Hinata has waited patiently for, and he's finally home for Christmas. SasuHina oneshot. Lemony, with just a hint of waff.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Those Who Were Blessed by Kali Cephirot reviews
Mikoto clenched her jaw and tried not to sob, whispering to her baby their prayer – be strong, be strong, baby, be strong – between contractions. [Uchiha family, Sasuke.]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Mikoto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Make me a Rainbow by Ensign Klutz reviews
[ItachiHinata] Hinata is a little girl of 6 and she never smiles... One day she meets Uchiha Itachi and he turned her frown into a smile. All the small items he gives her make her smile. What will the last gift be? Better summary inside. ENJOY!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Hinata H., Itachi U. - Complete
Perfect World by MissMinnie08 reviews
Hinata and Naruto are getting married, but is it truely 7th Heaven? When Hinata is betrayed, can Sasuke heal her broken heart or is he doomed to never have his love returned? SasukexHinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,260 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 10/31/2006 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
What Could Have Been by juliagulia1017 reviews
AU drabble, 100 words. He watches from a nearby distance as Hinata stands at the altar, smiling lovingly at a man he'll never get to be. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Hinata H. - Complete
Rain by Darkmelody0 reviews
Hinata isn't who she used to be, something changed her, and that change attracks a certain person who always visits in the rain. Oneshot! REDONE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/29/2006 - Hinata H., Itachi U. - Complete
Emotionally Strong by SeparatedCow reviews
Sasuke proves that he, indeed, is a prick. [Sasuke x Hinata] Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
I got drunk and all I got in return was this wife by AccentFetish reviews
Sasuke gets drunk and then in the morning wakes up to find he isn't alone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 42,801 - Reviews: 930 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 10/5/2006 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Just Persuasion by SilverShine reviews
[SasuSaku] ”Things are different now. We’re not the same as before.” Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,934 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 1,340 - Follows: 138 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Heaven by Jacal Ste. Worme reviews
SasuHinaGaa. Sasuke finds Hinata on his doorstep one rainy night...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,022 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
How Shikamaru Became a Chuunin by Link and Luigi reviews
Every ninja in Konoha liked fighting a lot. But Shikamaru, who also lived in Konoha... did NOT.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
These Are the Facts by Sunfreak reviews
Promises are what shape a ninja- or perhaps a clan. HinaSasu, one-sided HinaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/11/2004