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Joined 01-10-07, id: 1193861, Profile Updated: 07-07-09
Author has written 8 stories for Death Note, Supernatural, Kingdom Hearts, and Mortal Instruments.

Name: Hannah.

Gender: Female.

Orentation: Bisexual.

Character: Luxord.

Age: 15.


Favourites:

Movies: The Dark Knight, 300, 10.000 B.c., Shallow Ground, FF:Advent Children, Ghost Rider, Pirates of the Caribbean, FMA:COS, Rent, Big Fish, Sweeney Todd, From Hell, Nightmare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride, Freedom Writers, X-men (all), The Fast and The Furious (all), Alexander, all OLD Disney movies.

Shows: Law and Order(all), Numbers, Criminal Minds, Supernatural, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Robot Chicken, Invader Zim.

Games: Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy(Crystal Chronicles), Final Fantasy VII & Dirge of Cerberus & Crisis Core, Baton Krotas Origins, Zelda: Twilight Princess, Sims 2, Harvest Moon, Ruin Factory, Devil May Cry, Pokemon(ranger), Mario, Spore, Drawn to Life.

Anime/Manga: Death Note(to the extreme), Fullmetal Alchemist, Elfin Lied, Bleach, One Piece, Naruto, Goth, Godchild, Totally Captivated, D.Gray-Man, Red River, more to come..


Couples I like:

Final Fantasy

Cid/Vincent, Anyone/Kadaj, Zack/Cloud, Angeal/Zack, Sephiroth/Vincent, Sephiroth/Cloud, Reno/Rude, Rufus/Tseng,.

Kingdom Hearts

Axel/Roxas, Xigbar/Demyx, Luxord/Demyx, Xigbar/Luxord, Xigbar/Demyx/Luxord, Xemnas/Saix, Riku/Sora, Marluxia/Demyx.

Supernatural

Dean/Sam, Yelloweyes/Sam(I blame you for this, Sarah), Castiel/Dean, Ruby/Sam, Alistair/Dean Yelloweyes/Alistair.

Red vs Blue

Church/Tucker, Sarge/Simmons.

Couples I HATE:

Axel/Demyx: I had no hate for it, until Sarah ranted(hate rant).

Pairings with Bobby(Supernatural): I just ..can't. No..just..no.


Friends

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1343075/ - Sarie my Roxas glomps.

... Wow thats my only friend on ff.net... TT-TT sad.


:FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS:

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to berry the body of the person that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Can't catch me!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!


Music: Good Charlotte, Cobra Starship, Mindless Self Indulgence, MEST, Avenged Sevenfold, Cute is What We Aim For, The Used, Motion City Soundtrack, Linkin Park, Paramore, Porcelain and the Tramps, Three Days Grace, Switchfoot, Nightmare, Maximum the Hormone, +44, Angelspit,Drowning Pool,Utada Hikaru, Sum 41, Thousand Foot Krutch, TATU, Nine inch Nails, Rise Against, Trocadero, Flyleaf, Bullets and Octane and a shit load more. -.-;

Saying: A good friend will bail you out of jail a best friend will be sitting next to you saying DAMN! we fucked up...

Things I hate: Flamers, Mary Sues, Homophobes, Racists, People who can't think for them selves, The colour pink, my bad spelling(and then being corrected for it..Sarah)..


Quotes

~ Straight?? So's spaghetti until you heat it up!

~ Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe

~ Beer. Helping ugly people have sex for 2000 years.

~ You have the reflexes of roadkill

~Stop making me repeat myself! Its bad for my health

~I just love the smell of C4 in the morning

~Last night, I laid down on my bed, and looked at at the beautiful stars and asked myself… where is my ceiling?

~Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

~I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

~When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.


My view on the Kingdom Hearts cast.

Sora: He's cute, and I like him with Riku, but I'm never going to be able to forgive him for killing the organization.

Riku: (insert happy Hannah here). Well, he reminds me of Kadaj.. and I love Kadaj.. what with the hair, and the eyes, minus the inferiority complex..

Kairi: She's cool and all, but I have one issue: why does she have a keyblade? Where the fuck do these keyblades keep coming from?!

Donald/Goofy: I hated Goofy until I thought he died, then I missed him. Then he came back and I hated him again. As for Donald- well, he saved my ass countless times. Would have been fucking nice if they were in the last boss battle though.. (grumbles).

Namine: I hate Namine. A lot. Almost as much as the new girls. But hey- at least she has the fucking decency to be in other games and stick with the back story.. jeez.

Xemnas: Oh what to say about Xemnas.. lets see, he's good with Saix. I love his second anagram(MANSEX :giggles:) and his boss battle(gummy ship battle from hell, as we say) shall never be repeated. Ever. Again.

Xigbar: (insert happy daze). I really like Xigbar.. especially when he's with other pretty boys.. and he's NOT old, people. And the scars are hot, no matter what anyone else says. So there.

Xaldin: The dude with the dreads. :) Oh, and the sharp, pointy things. I think we'd get along very very well. (cackle/giggle)

Vexen: I think his hair makes him look like a girl. Looks like it'd take a long time to brush.. but anyway, I don't really have much to say about him. In the game boy one, he doesn't show up much, so.. ya.

Lexaeus: Giant teddy bear! I like teddy bears. :) What else is there to say?

Zexion: I love his hair. But fuck off, he's not emo. He doesn't even ACT emo. He was a quiet, CUTE, science geek.

Saix: I'd have to agree with Sarah on this one. He's totally Xemnas' bitch. Thats all that I have to say.. oh! And that I hated his beserker state.

Axel: (insert happiness rant sort of..thing and lots of drooling on Sarah's floor) If that didn't clue in that I liked him, I don't know what will. He shouldn't have died though.. and I like fire. Lighting stuff on fire is funnnnnnn.

Demyx: (insert happy..sad..something, rant) He diedddddd.. I KILLED him.. not just my playing, but my character! Luxord and Xigbar probably hate me and are mourning over it.. (sobs and falls to the floor crying like a wimp)

Luxord: His boss battle totally sucked, I mean DUDE! His power was time and you did something lame like that? What the hell.. But anyway, he's hot, which makes him great, and he has a really sexy voice and.. (drools). Insert brain melting Hannah.

Marluxia: Pink haired wonder boy! ..Is it sad that the one most feminine looking one is the only one I like with a girl? I can't even blame Sarah for this one. (mourns)

Larxene: She kicks ass and is made of pure awesomeness. With a side of bitch. Purely evil bitch. (smile)

Roxas: (konga line of happiness..and doom.. I think..and frankly just creeping Sarah out) Roxas is awesome, and frankly, I whore the boy out..all thanks to Sarah. But I don't like him on top. Blech. He is my submissive little uke friend. And I know.. that sounded weird.


And now, let me just say that I feel so bad for making Sarah write all of this and listen to random rants that popped up half way through that.. lets just say..uh.. aren't for kids to hear. Thank you Sarah!

And for anyone who made it this far.. I feel sorry for your sanity. Well, if I had a conscience, that is.

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When Darkness Comes reviews
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Burnt reviews
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Make Me Move reviews
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Six Feet Under The Stars reviews
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Twenty Moments in Matt and Mello's Lives reviews
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Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
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RoofTop reviews
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