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Joined 01-10-07, id: 1194149, Profile Updated: 02-22-08
Author has written 10 stories for X-Men: The Movie, and Harry Potter.

I'm a young writer just trying to survive high school, that pretty much sums it up.

I'm into slash fics.

X-Men:

Rogue/Jean

Rogue/Ororo

Rogue/Kitty

CSI Crime:

Sara/Catherine

Sara/Sophia

Law & Order: SVU:

Olivia/Alex

Harry Potter:

Hermione/Ginny

I'm into other, random couples. I also like action fics involving my favorite female characters (Rogue, Sara, Olivia, Hermione).

I'm currently working on two fics, Life Anew and Hermione's Adversary. I send all flames back with a "FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!" attached, but I happily accept all constructive criticism! When it's constructive, it makes me happy! YAY HAPPINESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~~~~~~~Favorite Quotes~~~~~~~

CSI: Las Vegas

Sara: Hey Grissom! Will you come tape me up?

Grissom: ...I love my job.

Catherine: It shows.

Catherine: I've decided that we have a very healthy relationship.

Grissom: We do?

Catherine: Well, when we have a problem I don't dress Greg up in latex and stick straws up his nose.

Grissom: Good, he'd probably like it.

Greg: Every time I come to the desert I see porno mags. Who brings spankables out here?

Nick: It's probaly trash...blown in from off the street.

Greg: Nobody throws away porn; it's like an heirloom, passed on down the family tree.

Hodges: You and I, we aren't the marrying kind. We can't be tied down to just one woman.

Grissom: Could you shut the door please.

Hodges shuts the door.

Grissom: From the other side.

Greg (to Nick): Do you want a valium for her?

Sara: I heard that!

Greg (narrating): A little shine here, a little pouf there... A little... (picks up a silicone bra cup.) Hmm. Well, I don't exactly know what that was... But I liked the feel.

Greg: Hey, Catherine? Do you think Sara would ever go out with me?

Catherine: Sure. As long as you don't tell her it's a date.

Greg: Well, maybe she had the "munchies". Tox screen came back. Mrs. Lambert
tested positive for cannabis sativa.

Sara: Grass?

Greg: "Grass"? So '70s, man. Sticky green, the dank, the chronic, the cush, happy stick, wacky-tobaccy ...

Sara: Well, wait, wait, wait. Grandma was high?

Greg (Smiling): Yeah

Sara: Grandma was high...

Greg: ...as a kite.

Nick: Wait, are you telling me that in a few years that four year olds are going to be getting...trashed?

Hodges: Yeah, the pre-school graduation party is going to be a blast.

Nick: You look tired, buddy. You want me to make you a bottle, go nigh-nigh?

Warrick: You want me to clack that jaw, make you go nigh-nigh?

RICHARD ZEIGLER: Well, this is, uh where the Sorenson was displayed.

CATHERINE: Sorenson is a painting.

RICHARD ZEIGLER: Paul Sorenson was an artist. Early 1900s.

(RICHARD ZEIGLER steps past them and up to the empty wall. WARRICK puts his kit
down.)

CATHERINE: (shrugs) How dumb are we?

WARRICK: What's he know about the forensic analysis of a friction ridge?

CATHERINE: Right on.

Sara: "Do you have a mirror?"

Catherine: "Since when do you care about your appearance?"

Catherine: "Fluorescent powders?"

Sara: "Eh, why not? They're in the kit."

Catherine: "Protocol's black."

Sara: "Since when do you care about my choice of powders?"

Catherine: "Assis. Coronor is four hours late and we are stuck here until he transports the body...And I haven't even heard from Grissom.

Sara: "You know I've never tried green..."

(Grissom bending over a skeleton.)

Catherine: What, are the bones whispering to you?

Gil Grissom: Greg!

Greg Sanders: Yeah.

Gil Grissom: Take off your shoes and socks.

Greg Sanders: See, now we're getting into this whole strip forensics thing and I'm not too sure I can hang with that - even if you are my boss.

Catherine: Its raining man juice?

Sara: Hallelujah?

Greg: What're you doing?

Grissom: Good, you're here. Fill this up for me. throws Greg the cup

Greg: With what?

Grissom: It's a urine specimen cup, Greg. What do you think?

Greg: ...Okay.

later

Greg: returns

Grissom: That took a long time. You may need a prostate exam.

Greg: My prostate is just fine. I'm not a soda fountain.

Grissom: Hopefully you are, 'cause I need a number two as quickly as possible.

Greg: What is this all about?

Grissom: The victim's body was found in a sewer. Ambient temperature 80 degrees. The corrosive chemicals caused the body to decompose faster than normal. I want to find out how much faster. Today.

Greg: This is some kind of CSI hazing. Make me appreciate blood and semen more.

Nick: “That's probably from excessive masturbation. Guy's been outpacing his... ability to produce ... sperm ...

Warrick: “Yeah, you'd know it, Spanky.”

Nick: “It's just a hunch.”

Greg: “Hey, that can happen to any guy.”

Grissom(to Warrick): What do you weigh?

Warrick: Uh...thats between me and my trainer.

Grissom: Do I have to get a scale?

Warrick: A buck 95 give or take a donut.

(Grissome looks to Sara)

Sara: Don't even ask. I'm not telling you.

Grissom: Warrick, would you lie down on the floor?

Warrick: I don't get paid enough to play dead.

Grissom: Please?

(Warrick gets on the ground)

Grissom: Sara grab Warricks right arm, see if you can drag him across the room.

Sara: This does have something to do with the case, right?

Grissom: You don't trust me?

(Sara drags Warrick)

Warrick: You're such a drag.

Grissom: Stay there a minute.

(Grissom goes up to someone talking in the hall)

Grissom: Excuse me, hi Judy right?

(Judy nods head)

Grissom: Judy would you like to be a part of a little experiement?

Judy: I'm a secretary, besides I heard what you did to Greg's feet.

Grissom: You'll keep your shoes on I promise.

Grissom: "Tell me something I don't know."

Robbins: "When I was ten I quit karate because a kid half my size made me cry."

Catherine: The three ingredients to make lava flow. In 5th grade, I built one of these as my science fair project. It was awesome. First place should have been mine. They ended up giving it to this kid with some lame red ant colony. ...That was you!

Grissom: Yeah, only mine ants were Black Argentinians.

Catherine: Uh-huh

Grissom: I learned at a very early age that the bugs always win.

Catherine: Right.

Nick: Hey I made one of those in third grade. Science fair, should have won too.

Grissom: Gotta let it go, Nick.

SARA: You okay?

GRISSOM: Ninety-five.

SARA: Excuse me?

GRISSOM: Normally my pulse is seventy. When it gets to 95, I realize how mad I
am. I-I have ten people working around the clock on this thing.

SARA: You're too hard on yourself.

GRISSOM: No, no. I'm not mad at me. There's a body in there and that guy knows where it is!

SARA: What's your pulse at now?

(GRISSOM sighs and pushes his cap up over his forehead.)

SARA: You want to take a walk around the block? Get some air?

GRISSOM: (sighs) No.

SARA: Clear your head ...

GRISSOM: I'm fine.

SARA: Okay.

(GRISSOM has his eyes closed. SARA reaches out and wipes his cheek. A lingering move that surprises GRISSOM in it's intimacy. He looks at her. She meets his eyes. She shrugs.)

SARA: Chalk ... from plaster.

GRISSOM: Oh.

(GRISSOM wipes his cheek and absently glances at the back of his hand. He looks at SARA. She meets his eyes for a moment then looks away.)

SARA: (gently) Better go wash up.

Hodges: Since when did you become an insects expert?

Sara Sidle: Entymology textbook. Grissom gave it to me last Christmas. When I can't sleep, I read.

Nick Stokes[smirking Funny, I didn't get a Christmas gift from Grissom... [turns to Hodges did you...?

Hodges[also smirking No...

[Sara gives them both a weird look

Gil Grissom: And ... what are you doing about it now?

Sara Sidle: Going back to the girl. I left her in the car.

(Grissom looks at her. Catherine can't believe what she's hearing.)

Sara Sidle: The windows are cracked.

(more looks)

Sara Sidle: Give me a little credit. She's at the hospital.

Gil Grissom: To get to the evidence, we may destroy the evidence.

Catherine Willows: Do you get these haikus out of a book, or do they just come to you?

Sara-"Do you know where I can find Catherine Willows?"

Catherine-"She's out in the field. Lemme guess. Sara Sidle."

Sara-"I know who I am. I think you're a little confused."

Sara: (to Warrick) Fine suit.

(Warrick and Nick turn around to find Sara in the locker room)

Sara: (to Nick) And well, just fine.

Nick: That's harassment.

Sara: Hey, we have one locker room and it's my job to be observant.

Doc robbins: the only other thing i found was a swollen ankle

Catherine: well have you ever tried shaking your ass in 4 inch heels?...dont answer that

[about a decapitation case

Catherine Willows: Definitely a crime of passion.

Gil Grissom: You think a female did this?

Catherine Willows: I could have.

Gil Grissom: Scared of you.

Sara: Do you want to sleep with me?

Grissom: Did you just say what I thought you said?

Sara: That way, when I wake up in a cold sweat under the blankets, hearing Kaye's screams, you can tell me it's just empathy.

Sara: You're the one who said one piece of evidence is better than ten eyewitnesses.

Grissom: What, do you tape everything I say?

Sara: Excuse me, is my evaluation interrupting you?

Grissom: Uh? No no no, I barely heard you.

Sara: You find something interesting there?

Grissom: Dirt.

Sara: You're so technical, I can hardly keep up.

Cath (on phone): Hey Sara? You sleeping?

Sara (on phone): Yeah.

Cath (sarcastic): Awww.

Sara: If they're gonna call me in, throw me a bone. Gimme the 4-19 in the elevator.

Nick: Someone's bitter.

Sara (cute whiney voice): I'm tired.

Sara (to Greg): You're awake. I hate you.

(Nick hands her a cup of coffee)

Sara: No, I can't drink anymore more coffee. My body clock is so screwed up. I just want a steak and a shot.

(After Greg comes in all excited going 100mph talking)

Sara (to Nick): So much for the steak, just... I'll take the coffee.

Nick: Yeah.

Sara: "I've got crabs"

Grissom: "What?"

Scrubs

Dr Cox: I love this moment so much, I wanna have sex with it!

Dr Cox: Laura, if you don't toss that shot back, I'm going to throw you up on the bar and make you sing the theme song from 'Endless Love'.

Dr. Cox: You two can't come to work drunk! You're not airline pilots!

Dr Cox: Tell me something Newbie, if a tree falls in the forest and no one's around to hear it are you still a dumbass?

Dr. Cox: I see your point, kindly blow it out your ass.

Life

(At my mom's job, two boys are trying to get a cash register to take a credit card.)

Boy: Hey Nannette! We can't get the register to take this credit card!

(Mom looks at them, before waving her hand over the register.)

Mom: Abracadabra! Now it'll work!

"ARRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAY THE FLEAS OF 1000 CAMELS INFEST YOUR CROTCH AND MAY YOUR ARMS BE TOO SHORT TO SCRATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"-Me after my best friend, Kassey, pissed me off.

"One day, there will be a moment when you will get to do the right thing."

"I love those moments, I like to wave at them as they pass by." -Elizabeth Swan and Jack Sparrow

"If I win, I am a genius. If I lose, I am insane. That is how history is written." -Artemis Fowl

"Are you drunk?"

"...Um...well...I might've been hitting the NyQuil bottle a bit too hard lately..."-Kassey and me.

"You don't have to love me, you don't even have to like me...but you will respect me! Know why? 'Cause I'm the boss!"-Me to the freshmen in my ROTC unit.

"Damn right I'm good in bed! I can sleep for days!!!!!"-An icon I read one time.

"Admit it! I scared the crap out of you!"

"Did not!"

"Did too!"

"Did not!"

"Did too!"

"...Look, if you'd scared the crap out of me, then you would've known, trust me!"

"Good point..."

(Long silence.)

"...Just make sure to clean it up because I scared the crap out of you!!!!!!!"

"YOU DID NOT!!!!!!"-Me and Kassey arguing over whether or not she scared me.

"So this one time, at band camp..."-Emmet

"Ow! My head hurts!"

"My head would hurt too if it was shaped like that!"-Elizabeth to Emmet

"THAT'S IT!!!!! I SWEAR TO GOD, IF YOU ANNOY ME ANYMORE I WILL SPORK YOUR FUCKING EYES OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"-Me threatening Kassey while waving a spork menacingly.

"So, if a guy with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?"

"Only if the other personalities are being held in his body against their will."-Me asking Kassey a stupid question.

"I don't know what the hell make you so stupid, but it really works!"-Me to some random idiot.

"I can give you this game for only ten bucks."

"Deal! But, I have a question."

"What?"

"What exactly do you plan to do with ten male deer?"-Me to a guy who was selling me a video game.

"I...I can't...fight...THE MUSIC!"

"FIGHT IT!!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE FIGHT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!"-Me talking to Eric, who can't dance worth a crap.

"I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there is no fucking way that paper could possibly beat rock! Is paper supposed to just magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile?! Why the hell can't paper do that to scissors?! No, screw scissors! Why the hell can't paper do that to people?! Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class?! I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody! A rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds! When I play rock paper scissors, I always choose rock. Then when someone claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, 'Oh shit, I'm sorry! I thought the paper would protect you, you asshole!"

"...Dear God girl! I'm never playing rock paper scissors with you again if it means you're gonna rant every time I choose paper!"-Me and Kassey. And yes, I do spout that rant every time she chooses paper.

“I am disinclined to acquiesce your request. That means no.”-Elizabeth, Pirates of the Caribbean

"Why hair cream?"

"To lock in moisture of course."-Charlie and the chocolate factory

"You cheated!"

"Hello, Pirate."-Pirates of the Caribbean

"Is this a dream?"

"No."

"I thought not. If it were a dream, there'd be rum."-Captain Jack Sparrow, POC

"Why is the rum always gone?"-Captain Jack Sparrow, POC

"STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIP!"-Captain Jack Sparrow, POC

"Not good, not good!"-Captain Jack Sparrow, POC

"She stole my heart and my cat."-So I Married an Axe-Murderer

"I need to shoot something. Where is that damn monkey?"-Captain Jack Sparrow

"I am searching for the man I love."

"My one true love is the sea."-Elizabeth and Jack

Some genuine subtitles used in Chinese language films:

I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way

Quiet or I'll blow your throat up

I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!

Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected

Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!

Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep

Same old rules: no eyes, no groin

A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries

Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants

Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?

You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken

You daring lousy guy

Beat him out of recognizable shape!

I have been scared shitless too much lately

I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!

The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?

How can you use my intestines as a gift?

This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum

I am sure you will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave them out on the dessert flour for your aunts to eat

Yah-hah, evil spider woman!

I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your gynaecologist for a thorough extermination

Greetings, large black person

Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some ass of the giant lizard person

Did you know...

A male emperor moth can smell a female emperor moth up to 7 miles away.

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (Holy shit!!!!)

101 Dalmatians and Peter Pan are the only two Disney cartoon features with both parents that are present and don't die throughout the movie.

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily. (This one is SCARY!)

160 cars can drive side by side on the Monumental Axis in Brazil, the world's
widest road.

315 entries in Webster's Dictionary will be misspelled.

99 of the solar systems mass is concentrated in the sun.

A 10-gallon hat barely holds 6 pints.

A cockroach can live for several weeks without its head.

A cow produces 200 times more gas a day than a person.

A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why.

A fierce gust of wind blew 45-year-old Vittorio Luise's car into a river near Naples, Italy, in 1983. He managed to break a window, climb out and swim to shore -- where a tree blew over and killed him.

A fully loaded supertanker traveling at normal speed takes a least twenty minutes to stop.

A giraffe can go without water longer than a camel can.

A hard working adult sweats up to 4 gallons per day. Most of the sweat evaporates before a person realizes it's there, though!

A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

A jumbo jet uses 4,000 gallons of fuel to take off.

A quarter has 119 grooves on its edge, a dime has one less groove!

A shark can detect one part of blood in 100 million parts of water.

A toothpick is the object most often choked on by Americans!

According to a British law passed in 1845, attempting to commit suicide was a capital offense. Offenders could be hanged for trying.

Actor Tommy Lee Jones and vice-president Al Gore were freshman roommates at Harvard.

Almost a quarter of the land area of Los Angeles is taken up by automobiles.

The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog." uses every letter in the alphabet. (Developed by Western Union to Test telex/twx communications)

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.

The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.

Did you know that there are coffee flavored PEZ?

The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days of yore when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.

The airplane Buddy Holly died in was the "American Pie." (Thus the name of the Don McLean song.)

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history. Spades - King David; Clubs - Alexander the Great; Hearts -Charlemagne; and Diamonds - Julius Caesar.

Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of their unwanted people without killing them used to burn their houses down - hence the expression "to get fired."

Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.

The term "the whole 9 yards" came from WWII fighter pilots in the Pacific. When arming their airplanes on the ground, the .50 caliber machine gun ammo belts measured exactly 27 feet, before being loaded into the fuselage. If the pilots fired all their ammo at a target, it got "the whole 9 yards."

Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt.

The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.

An ostrich's eye is bigger that it's brain.

The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.

The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.

The name Jeep came from the abbreviation used in the army for the "General Purpose" vehicle, G.P.

The Pentagon, in Arlington, Virginia, has twice as many bathrooms as is necessary. When it was built in the 1940s, the state of Virginia still had segregation laws requiring separate toilet facilities for blacks and whites.

Cat's urine glows under a blacklight.

The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the lowest point in Colorado.

Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.

If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

No NFL team which plays its home games in a domed stadium has ever won a Superbowl.

The first toilet ever seen on television was on "Leave It To Beaver".

The only two days of the year in which there are no professional sports games (MLB, NBA, NHL, or NFL) are the day before and the day after the Major League All- Star Game.

Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan."

In Cleveland, Ohio, it's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.

It takes 3,000 cows to supply the NFL with enough leather for a year's supply of footballs.

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than new cars.

The 3 most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.

Humans are the only primates that don't have pigment in the palms of their hands.

Ten percent of the Russian government's income comes from the sale of vodka.

On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.

In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world's nuclear weapons combined.

Reno, Nevada is west of Los Angeles, California.

Average age of top GM executives in 1994: 49.8 years. Average age of the Rolling Stones: 50.6.

Elephants can't jump. Every other mammal can.

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

Five Jell-O flavors that flopped: celery, coffee, cola, apple, and chocolate.

Dueling proverbs...

Too many cooks spoil the pot. BUT Two heads are better than one.

He who hesitates is lost. BUT Look before you leap.

Birds of a feather flock together. BUT Opposites attract.

You’re never too old to learn. BUT You can’t teach an old dog new tricks.

Ask no questions and hear no lies. BUT Ask and you shall receive.

Variety is the spice of life. BUT Don’t change horses in midstream.

Doubt is the beginning, not the end of wisdom. BUT Faith will move mountains.

The pen is mightier than the sword. BUT Actions speak louder than words.

Don’t cross the bridge ‘til you come to it. BUT Forewarned is forearmed.

Silence is golden. BUT The squeaky wheel gets the grease.

Clothes make the man. BUT Never judge a book by its cover.

The best things come in small packages. BUT The bigger, the better.

A miss is as good as a mile. BUT Half a loaf is better than none.

An old fox is not easily snared. BUT There’s no fool like an old fool.

A good beginning makes a good ending. BUT Its not over ‘til its over.

Blood is thicker than water. BUT Many kinfolk, new friends.

Practice makes perfect. BUT All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

If you lie down with dogs, you’ll get up with fleas. BUT If you can’t beat
‘em, join ‘em.

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. BUT A man’s reach should exceed his grasp.

There is safety in numbers. BUT Better be alone than in bad company.

If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. BUT Don’t beat a dead horse.

Hold fast to the words of your ancestors. BUT Wise men make proverbs and
fools repeat them.

Famous last words...

"I'll get a world record for this."

"The odds of that happening are a million to one!"

"It's not flammable."

"What does this button do?"

"I'm making a citizen's arrest."

"So, you're a cannibal."

"It's probably just a rash."

"Are you sure the power is off?"

"He's probably just hibernating."

"I saw them do this on TV."

"Don't worry, it's not loaded."

"These are the good kind of mushrooms."

"Rat poison only kills rats."

"It's strong enough for both of us."

"Let it down slowly."

"This doesn't taste right."

"I can make it before the light changes."

"I can do that with my eyes closed."

"I've done this before."

"Well, we've made it this far."

"Hmm, that's odd."

"Don't be so superstitious."

"Watch this!!!"

"A duck? Where?"

Law jokes...

Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.

1)Was that the same nose you broke as a child?

2)Now, doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, in most cases he just passes quietly away and doesn't know anything about it until the next morning?

3)Q: What happened then?
A: He told me, he says, 'I have to kill you because you can identify me.'
Q: Did he kill you?

4)Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war?

5)The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?

6)Were you alone or by yourself.

7)How long have you been a French Canadian?

8)Do you have any children or anything of that kind?

9)Q: I show you exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture.
A: That's me.
Q: Were you present when that picture was taken?

10)Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?

11)Q: Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

12)Q: Do you know how far pregnant you are now?
A: I'll be three months on November 8.
Q: Apparently, then, the date of conception was August 8?
A: Yes.
Q: What were you doing at that time?

13)Q: Mrs. Jones, do you believe you are emotionally stable?
A: I used to be.
Q: How many times have you committed suicide?
A: Four times.
So you were gone until you returned?

15)Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there girls?

16)You don't know what it was, and you didn't know what it looked like, but can you describe it?

17)Q: You say that the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes.
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?

18)Q: Have you lived in this town all your life?
A: Not yet.

19)A Texas attorney, realizing he was on the verge of unleashing a stupid question, interrupted himself and said, "Your Honor, I'd like to strike the next question."

20)Q: Do you recall approximately the time that you examined the body of Mr. Edington at the rose Chapel?
A: It was in the evening. The autopsy started about 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Eddington was dead at the time, is that correct?
A: No, you stupid, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy!: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar!
Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
A: It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.:

21)Q: When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station:

A: Objection. That question should be taken out and shot.:

22)Q: Are you sexually active:

A:No, I just lie there.:

23.) Q: Can you describe the individual?

A: He was about medium height and had a beard.

Q: Was this a male, or a female?

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. I'm not crazy, I'm sane in a crazy world!

If you've ever forgotten your name while introdoucing yourself, paste this in your profile. Haha, several times.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy this and paste it into your own profile.First day of high school!

If you easily finish a full-length novel in under six hours, paste this into your profile. Deathly Hallows, baybay. 5 hours, 14 minutes and 13 seconds. But it's not like I counted, or anything. :D

If you read so much, that when you're having a dilemma, and you're stuck, you try to imagine what your favorite charries would do in this situation, copy & paste this into your profile. Hmmmmmmm, how would Wolverine deal with asshole idiot drivers?...Um, actually...I might go to jail if I did that!

If you are obsessed with FF copy & paste this into your profile. I basically spend every waking moment of my time on this flippin' website or in my word processor! I would call that obsession. Disagree and die.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile. Are you kidding? Writing is like, what I do, all the time, everyday. If I'm not sleeping or eating.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. Bahaha! Pointless, I love it!

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. I do this all the time. When I stop talking in the middle of a conversation, my friends know exactly what happened. BRAIN FART!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. ...So...Yeah...EAT YOUR HEART OUT!!!!!!!!!

If your view on Harry Potter is that there are much worse things you could be addicted to, copy and paste this into your profile. My mom likes this one.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile. Ha, I'm CLEAN! Jealous, much?

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. My most famous one is, "What's Gibbs last name?" Honestly. My dad never lets me forget it.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. Hells yeah!

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile. Now this one I've done very often!

If, for some reason or another, you have suddenly burst out laughing during the middle of exam finals during school, paste this is your profile. I woke everyone in the room up because of this!

If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of it's effects post this in your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Post this into your profile if you're on of the 8 percent who would be laughing your head off. LMAO!

If you actually enjoy copy and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this in your profile. Bwahaha!!!! More pointlessness!!!

If you just read my whole profile, and spent 10 minutes what took me HOURS to put together, copy and paste this into your own profile.

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Harry Potter and the Return of the Squib Son by phantomace13 reviews
When Harry Potter's brother is thought to be the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry is thought to be a squib and left with the Dursleys. But what happens when Harry gets his Hogwarts letter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 113,263 - Reviews: 2063 - Favs: 2,452 - Follows: 1,788 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
An Unexpected Alliance by MQ1 reviews
Minerva McGonagall, the Weasley twins, Peeves, and a common hatred of Dolores Umbridge? Things do not bode well for Hogwarts' High Inquisitor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,016 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 3/24/2007 - Fred W., Minerva M.
The Secrets We Keep by RiversEdge reviews
Jean and Rogue are in a secret relationship, can there relationship survive the stress of keeping the secret alive? REVIEW PLEASE&THANKYOU! -Story completed. Sequel to this story is titled "Back to You..."
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,231 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Jean G., Rogue - Complete
Reclaiming Life by CaptainK8 reviews
After a traumatic experience, Sara enters a deep depression and reverts to some of the destructive behaviors from her past. Each new day seems to bring more heartache. Can Sofia save her?
CSI - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,291 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Sara S., Sofia C.
The love of a Nymph by InkosDelirium reviews
FEMSLASH When Hermione is paired up to show a new student around she is happy to show her everything she knows about Hogwarts...but why is she feeling butterflys around the young Nymph? FEMSLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,017 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Hermione G.
The Ties That Bind by tigertales reviews
Follows events from my story "The Boat House". Minerva & Hermione settling into new careers, married life and beyond. MM/HG Femslash. Don't like, then don't read. "M" rated for future chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 151,270 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Minerva M., Hermione G. - Complete
Coming Out of the Broom Closet by EverTheDreamer reviews
Hermione finally gets the courage to come out, right after she realizes her neverending crush on McGonagall. The only problem is, the only person she gets the courage to come out to is... McGonagall. McGonagall starts asking questions. FEMMESLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,416 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Hermione G., Minerva M.
Marie's Choice by DisneyRBD reviews
Instead of Jean saving the X-men, it was Rogue who sacrifice herself. However, Rogue not only absorbs Jeans' powers but her other half: The Phoenix. Is Rogue dead or alive? COMPLETE!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,367 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Rogue, Wolverine - Complete
A Pictures Worth a Thousand Words by LooksDeceive reviews
AU Fleur's a supermodel who experiences a horrible accident and some how meets Hermione, a photographer. A irresitible attraction draws them together. Will they find each other or ignore their growing feelings? Femslash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,558 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Hermione G., Fleur D.
New Years Kiss by Apatija reviews
Post DH, F/H, One-shot, Hermione resolves to kiss her crush on midnight. Unfortunately things can never come easy for Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,208 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Fleur D., Hermione G. - Complete
Cat Scratch by Resident-Tree-Hugger reviews
What was originally meant to be one one-shot is turning into a many shot around a Hermione/Minerva theme. Nameste!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,158 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Hermione G., Minerva M.
If you only knew by Minervarulezxx reviews
Something happened to Hermione during the school holidays, and theres only one person she feels she can confide in. Gonna be a MMHG fic eventually um maybe? so if that not your thing don't look no further, also contains elements of abuse. Chapter 11 is up
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,277 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Minerva M., Hermione G.
Cold by hermin22 reviews
Hermione gets an unexpected visitor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,629 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
The Missing Homework and the Furious Professor by Rare but somehow funny reviews
This is just a simple comedy about Hermione not admitting that she is unprepared. I suck at this, really I do....why must I be so freakin' new! .
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Pure Eyes by SayurixMion reviews
Slightly AU or Alternate Universe: The story telling of how Hermione met Fleur before the Triwizard tournament and their friendship spurs into something more... Dedicated to my wonderful and lovely girlfriend Juliet
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,118 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Fleur D., Hermione G. - Complete
Save Me by HIJKay reviews
Hermione is having trouble with something in her past. Dreams haunt her at night and what was thought to be fantasy turns out to be real. A FleurHermione fic. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,449 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Hermione G., Fleur D.
Winter by artemissan09 reviews
MMHG. A letter from Minerva to Hermione. Angst, possible romance, one shot? Rating for possible future chapters...Now complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/26/2007 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Minerva M., Hermione G. - Complete
More than a feeling by BellaMioneBlack reviews
first fan fic. Eventual CS pairing, its more bout their relationshp with each other andseeing how they would cope with their intense feelings for each other
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,367 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Sara S., Catherine W. - Complete
There must be a God by RiversEdge reviews
A growing relationship between Rogue and Jean as well as a growing understanding and control over Rogue's deathly touch...Will Rogue finally be able to control her powers? Stick around to find out!...Reviews pleaze and thank you! story rating might change
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,550 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Jean G., Rogue
Love Conquers All by RiversEdge reviews
A story about the forbidden love of a teacher and her student. Can their forbidden love stand against the pressures of society? Reviews Please&ThankYou! story was going to involve time travel but the direction of the story changed. This story contains FF
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,574 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Rogue, Jean G.
Razorblade Romance by marvelgirl89 reviews
Set between X1 and X2. After Rogue nearly kills herself in a fit of teen angst, Jean's unexpected reaction sparks a sudden realization and a whirlwind exploration of a love that no one saw coming. RogueJean femslash. If you don't like it, don't read it.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/19/2007 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Rogue, Jean G.
The Truth About Our Sexuality by EverTheDreamer reviews
Combo of Network & What Your Teachers Really Think. Albus is late to a staff meeting, the staff gets side tracked and talk about things that are not altogether academic. Hermione, Harry, and the Weasley children discuss teachers and ...radar. GAY COUPLES
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,101 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G., Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Catching The Moon by Cellist-love reviews
Luna's feeling odd, well, more odd than usual. Her late night attempts to catch the moon are not only distressing her, but Hermione too. Femslash, HermioneLuna.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Hermione G., Luna L.
We need a Cliche! by Amelie N reviews
Title pretty much says it all. CS, you have been warned. I'm finished! Sob. Go on, check out the last chapter and leave me a nice review! You know you want to...
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,016 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Catherine W., Sara S. - Complete
Bread and Water by Cellist-love reviews
It was as if her powers were to pull, rather than to push, because god knows I couldn’t breathe around her. RogueJean. Femslash, nothing explicit though, so don't fret.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Rogue, Jean G.
REDUX by Reveni reviews
Have you ever wondered how people see you? How you see yourself? How your story is told? As seen through different eyes. Hermione and Fleur find themselves and each other albeit, messily. A Potterverse AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,711 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Fleur D., Hermione G.
The RedRogue Show by RedRogue reviews
Hello! And welcome to our first episode of the RedRogue show! Here we shall interview some of our favorite Xgirls, Jean Grey, Rogue, and Kitty Pryde, and hope that the catfights don’t break anything. [Mostly comic based humor, but some movieverse too.]
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,192 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Rogue, Jean G.
Jackpot by MBInc reviews
AU. Sara is a bodyguard who recently started to work for Sam Braun. After a shooting occurred at a casino, she meets a certain strawberry blonde CSI. WARNING: FEMMESLASH.
CSI - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,942 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/8/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Sara S., Catherine W. - Complete
03 Timing is everything by MaltaGozo reviews
EPI 03 : The PE teacher has signed up the class to a volley ball competition. The first weekend Miley and Lilly could spend together, without parental supervision. But they won't be alone alone... Will it be a problem? Liley
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,322 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Complete
Unexpected Help by Gwenaelle Athene reviews
Something happens and Minerva breaks down. How will she deal with it and can Hermione help?Rated T for mild violence and some adult themes in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Minerva M., Hermione G.
Happy Dance by Uriel Falcon reviews
So about that dinner... Response to the Sassy Ficathon! SSSC, Oneshot.
CSI - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,253 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Sara S., Sofia C. - Complete
What You'll Never Know by Uriel Falcon reviews
I finally learned that if I hurt, no one would hurt me. Beginning of a series, femmeslash. Mature Subject matter and darkness abundant. Part nine up.
CSI - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,981 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/31/2007 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Sara S., Catherine W.
It Giveth,Then Taketh Away by Metal Mangalarga Marchador reviews
The day Hermes took his life in the gas chamber. One of the darkest things I've ever written. Oneshot. Warning: Necrophilia, torture, death.
Suffering - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Complete
20 Cups of Coffee by Physco Wolf reviews
What would happen if Sara had 20 cups of coffee? This is what would happen...
CSI - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 20 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Catherine W., Sara S. - Complete
Just Me and My Ganja by scubysnak reviews
Greg, Sara, and Catherine find something while cleaning Catherine's garage and force Sara into having what they believe is a good time. Drug use mentioned. I don't think they'd ever really do this, but it is funny. Ch 2 up
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,798 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/2/2007 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Sara S., Catherine W. - Complete
moment of weakness by Kahlen reviews
jean greyrogue femslash... i dont own Xmen just read and review plzzzz
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,714 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/2/2006 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Jean G., Rogue
Cuts and Bruises by qbqb reviews
Black eyes, bruises, cuts. Sometimes Sara has flashbacks....Sara's ex is in town with bad news.
CSI - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 24,970 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/1/2006 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Sara S.
Dust and Blood by WyntersFrost reviews
JeanRogue. When a terrible accident traps two girls who have never gotten along they must depend on each other to survive. femslash
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,392 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/20/2005 - Published: 3/27/2005
Multiple Personality Disorder by UnderneathTheBridge reviews
Minerva is entirely confused when no one seems to be able to pick a fanfic personality and stick with it. Weird? Yes. Funny? I've been convinced that it is. I kid because I love, people...well, kinda.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,215 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/1/2004 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Minerva M., Severus S.
Seven's Spirit Guide by Odon reviews
What deep insights will be revealed to Seven of Nine when she consults her spirit guide?
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2003 - Seven of Nine, B. Torres
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Fairy Tales reviews
In which Hermione discovers that storytelling is harder than it looks! Oneshot, HG/GW, femmeslash. Don't like? Then don't read! Rated for light swearing. Merry Christmas to all!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,426 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Hermione's Adversary reviews
At the beginning of the third year, Hermione finds herself being saved by a mysterious young woman. But how will Hermione deal when the girl ends up being smarter than her? And what about the feelings she gets around this mystery girl? HG&OC kinda AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,734 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Hermione G., OC
Remember reviews
Marie remembers when Jean left...Jean/Marie femslash with unrequited Ororo/Marie sorta . If you are offended...then don't read it DUH! .
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Rogue, Jean G. - Complete
A Lesson In Love reviews
When her parents begin sending her hateful letters, Hermione begins to descend into anger. It'll take a revelation from Ginny and an intervention by Mrs. Weasley to pull her out of her slump. Contains CP and mild HG/GW, you've been warned!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,286 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Hermione G., Molly W. - Complete
Life Anew reviews
Sequel to Continuing... There's wedding bells in the air! But will Marie's past threaten the life that she and Jean have worked so hard to create? And when Ororo and Cassie reach a disagreement, will it ruin their engagement? JeanMarie & OroroOC
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,820 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Jean G., Rogue
Paybacks reviews
Just a little story that I thought up. Takes place during the fifth book. Rated for one swear word. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
The First Cut reviews
Twoshot JeanMarie. Okay, I admit that I too hated the ending. So I wrote an alternate ending because it bugged me that I'd killed Marie.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,555 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Jean G., Rogue - Complete
Continuing From Where We Left Off reviews
My take on the XMen movies starting from the end of the first movie. RogueJean. OroroOC. Special thanks to RiversEdge for the title!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 74,567 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Rogue, Jean G. - Complete
Tragedy's Hold reviews
In the aftermath of the Virginia Tech. shooting, Jean and Marie try to make sense of the tragedy. JeanMarie. Dedicated to the victims of the worst school shooting in the history of the United States of America.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Rogue, Jean G. - Complete
Pausing to Breathe reviews
Marie needs a break from the voices. Oneshot JeanMarie. Rated for some swearing.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Rogue, Jean G. - Complete