Llama Queen Katie
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Joined 01-10-07, id: 1194183, Profile Updated: 10-07-14
Author has written 33 stories for Harry Potter, Guardians of Time, X-overs, Pendragon, Twilight, Naruto, House of Night, Mortal Instruments, and Phantom of the Opera.

I'M BAAAAAACK!!!! After my incredibly long hiatus (which I just now realized I never warned anyone I was going on) I have finally found my writing muse once more, and it feels freaking amazing!!!

Welcome to the insanely random depths of my mind! Be sure to wipe your feet.

Note: For those of you who may be unaware, the section titled "Ships I sail" is the pairings I support/read/write, and the section titled "Ships I sink" is the pairings I don't like. I just realized that might've been kinda confluffling for some.

Name: Katie (previously known as LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD)

Age: 989 years old.

Birthdate: February 31st 1024 (Yes, I did the math.)

Hobbies: Reading, writing, playing video games, watching anime, playing board games, playing with my cat, hanging with my friends

Fav books/book series: Mortal Instruments, Infernal Devices, Darkest Powers trilogy, Harry Potter, Vampire Academy, Percy Jackson, Pendragon, The Thief Lord, Inkspell, Inkheart, Inkdeath, Inheritance Cycle, The Bartimaeus Trilogy, His Dark Materials trilogy, and that's all I can think of so far.

Fav T.V shows: Supernatural, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Fav Anime: Naruto, Bleach, Soul Eater, Fullmetal Alchemist, Hetalia, Ouran High School Host Club, Death Note, Kuroshitsuji (Black Butler), Avatar: The Last Airbender (I put this as TV show before, but if FF.net categorizes it as anime, then so will I!), Legend of Korra, Fruits Basket, Vampire Knight

Fav video games: Rockband 2, the entire line of Naruto Ultimate Ninja games, Super Smash Bros. Brawl, any of the Mario Party games, any of the Mario Kart games, Gauntlet, POKEMON!!!!!!

Fav movies: Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Phantom of the Opera, Sweeney Todd, Nightmare Before Christmas, The Princess Bride, Beetlejuice, all eight HP movies, Brave, The Woman in Black, Monty Python movies (Holy Grail, Meaning of Life, Life of Brian), and probably more that I can't name right now. I also like pretty much all Tim Burton movies that I've seen.

Ships I sail (Note: For the "Ships I sail", "Ships I sink", and "Favourite characters" sections, they now only include the fandoms which I either currently read/write, have read/written, or will possibly read/write. Any other fandoms get nothin, just because it was taking up way too much room.):

Mortal Instruments: Malec (MagnusxAlec), JacexAlec (I can't help myself, I'm sorry. I'm a yaoi fangirl at heart.), JacexClary, SimonxIsabelle, JocelynxLuke.

Infernal Devices: TessaxJem and WillxJem.

Pendragon: BobbyxLoor, CourtneyxSpader, and that's actually pretty much it.

Guardians of Time: IsabelxArkarian, MattxNeriah, EthanxRochelle, DillonxLathenia (don't ask...seriously, you DON'T want to know...), DartemisxLorian (again, don't ask...unless you want a really long explanation that me and Mewtwo Shall Rule The World will have to help each other out with...)

Harry Potter: HarryxDraco, HermionexDraco, LunaxNeville, DumbledorexMcGonagall (don't ask), DumbledorexVoldy (if I'm in a random mood)

Naruto: SasuNaru!!!!!!!!! Yes, I'm a SasuNaru fangirl. Shoot me. XD Also, NaruGaara, KibaHina, ShikaMari, KibaNaru, ShikaNaru, AsumaKurenai (would that be AsuKure? XP), SuiKarin (sometimes...I don't much like Karin though), KakaIru, JiraTsu, SasuNaruGaara (my favourite triangle ever for this series), InoSaku, KibaSui (or SuiKiba, depending), GaaraSaku (only if he's not busy trying to be with Naruto. XD) ItaDei, PeinKonan (duh), MinatoKushina (again, duh. Would that be MinaKushi?), NejiTen (If I have to pair either of them up, they get each other.). There are probably more, I just can't think of them off the top of my head.

Soul Eater: Well, I'm sorry, but SoulxBlack Star tops the list. XP Yes, just because of that one moment. I think I can probably see...SoulxMaka, kinda sorta SoulxKid, and (to some extent) CronaxMaka. There are probably others, but my brain is fried right now, so I can't think of any. Plus, it's been a while since I've watched the anime.

Vampire Knight: YUUKIXZERO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was SO mad when it never happened!!!!!! Also, I kinda like AidouxYuuki, not sure why. Or maybe I just like Aidou to be paired with me...XP

Hetalia: Probably GermanyxItaly, FrancexEngland, maaaaaybe JapanxCanada (just because both of them are very quiet)

Ouran High School Host Club: TamaKyo (I mean, come on, it's so obvious, especially in the manga!), HikaHaru, HikaKao, HunnyMori (again, obvious).

Death Note: Kay, the only one I really like here is LightxL. Sorry, Misa, I just don't like you that much.

Kuroshitsuji: Do NOT ask me why, but I think I like CielxAlois. XP

Avatar: SokkaxSuki, SokkaxToph, KataraxZuko, KataraxAang.

Legend of Kora: KorraxMako. That's it. Sorry Bolin, I like you, just...not quite that much.

Ships I sink:

Mortal Instruments: I can't think of any for this off the top of my head. I mean, I don't particularly like SimonxMaia, but that's only because I prefer him with Isabelle, so I don't exactly hate that ship.

Infernal Devices: Ummmm...hmmm...yeah, no, can't think of any off the top of my head.

Pendragon: CourtneyxBobby. That's pretty much it, except for most other pairings that can be thought of that aren't in my "Ships I Sail" section.

Guardians of Time: IsabelxEthan, RochellexArkarian (you people who ship them are just sick.)

Harry Potter: GinnyxDraco, GinnyxNeville, GinnyxAnyone beside Harry, HermionexRon, HermionexSnape, HermionexDumbledore, any pairing involving a teacher and a student or a kid and an adult (or adult-like person)

Naruto: SasuSaku, NaruSaku, ItaSasu, TobiIta, KankGaara, NaruHina (well, this one isn't quite as bad as some of the others, but it's not one of my favs), NejiHina

Soul Eater: I'm not too fond of BlairexSoul, though it'd depend on how it's written.

Vampire Knight: YUUKIXKANAME!!!!! GALDFKJSLD:FJSDLGHSLDFJSDJF; I hate, hate, HATE that pairing!!!!

Hetalia: I can't think of any off the top of my head I dislike

Ouran High School Host Club: TamaHaru

Death Note: All I can think of is LightxMisa.

Kuroshitsuji: I can't stand SebastianxCiel. Honestly, I understand why people would support it, seeing as the two of them do seem rather close, but come on! Ciel's still a kid!! Sebastian is...probably something like thousands of years old, seeing as he's a demon and everything!!! THE AGE DIFFERENCE IS TOO MUCH!!!!!!!

Avatar: Anything not in my "Ships I Sail" section

Legend of Korra: Not sure...I don't think there are any pairings I totally hate. I mean, sure, I prefer Korra with Mako, but I could tolerate other pairings.

If there's a ship not listed under either of those, please feel free to tell me about it and I'll be sure to catagorize it effectively. Of course, for some ships that I haven't listed, it's because I don't mind them. In other words, I don't sail them and I don't sink them. I just let them float calmly by...

Fav characters (as always, from most to least)

Mortal Instruments: Magnus, Jace, Alec, Isabelle, Simon, Max (me: -cries-), Maia, Luke, Valentine, Jocelyn, Clary, and I think that's all the important peoples...dunno, and I really don't feel like checking. XP Hodge can rot in the fires of Hell.

Infernal Devices: Kay, it's been a while since I've read this, so the list will be fairly short, going just off of the people I remember. Jem, Will, Tessa, Jessamine. That's it. XP

Pendragon: Loor, Courtney, Bobby, Spader, Siry, Gunny, Aja, Bokka, Mark, Uncle Press, Osa, Alder, Yenza, Max Rose, Jinx, Evangeline, Seegen, Kasha, Nevva, Saint Dane (as well as the thousands of characters he's played as...which is why I'm not mentioning those ones), and probably more, but I'm currently in the process of re-reading the books, so if I find more I've forgotten, I'll put them here.

Guardians of Time: Isabel, Rochelle, Arkarian, Ethan, Dillon, Neriah, Matt, Sera (you know, Ethan's dead sister?) Jimmy, Shaun, Marduke, Lathenia, Dartemis, Lorian, the Tribunal, and then all the less mentioned characters. Oh, and Mr. Carter shall rot in the fires of Hell along with Hodge.

Harry Potter: Ginny, Hermione, Harry, Draco, Kreacher, Dobby -cries-, Hedwig, Tonks, Lupin, Sirius, Snape, all the Hogwarts house elves, Aberforth, Kendra, Ariana, Ollivander, Regulus, Mrs. Weasley (girl power!), Voldemort, Luna, Neville, James, Lily, Bellatrix, Dumbledore, McGonagall, Hagrid, all the other regular teachers (the ones who are there every year), Quirrell (sp?), Moody, Slughorn, little Teddy, little Lily, little James, little Albus, and all the other new characters I missed from DH other than the Death Eaters. Oh yeah, Ron, I guess. Percy, Lockheart, Alecto, Amycus, all the other Death Eaters, and Umbridge shall rot in the fires of Hell along with Mr. Carter and Hodge.

Naruto: Sasuke and Gaara (they tie for my top fav. It really depends on which of them is being featured more in whatever I'm watching/reading.) Itachi, Naruto, Shikamaru, Kiba & Akamaru (I often count them as one person when listing favs. XD), Lee, Kakashi, Tsunade, Temari, Jiraiya, Yamato, Minato, Kushina, Kankurou, Orochimaru, Hinata, Shino, Neji, Tenten, Iruka, Ino, Chouji, Gai, Kurenai, Asuma, Anko, Tobi/Madara, Deidara, Hidan, Kisame, Sasori, Zetsu, Konan, Pein/Nagato, Kakuzu, Obito, Rin, and I think that's pretty much all the main important people, and then some. Sakura and Danzou can rot in the fires of Hell with Percy, Lockheart, Alecto, Amycus, all the other Death Eaters, Umbridge, Mr. Carter, and Hodge.

Soul Eater: Black Star and Kid tie for first place, as I love them both and can't figure out which I like better XP, then comes Soul, Spirit, Death, Blaire, Erika (I think that's how her name is spelled...heh heh...spelled...cuz she's a witch...), Free, Medusa, Liz, Pattie (not sure if that's spelled with or without the "e"), Tsubaki, Maka, and I think that's it, because I don't particularly feel like putting all the other Death Scythes on here, nor do I feel like putting any other students.

Vampire Knight: Zero!!!!! Zero is my bishi for Vampire Knight. XP Anyway, after Zero would be...Aidou, then Akatsuki (his name always makes me giggle, cuz I always think of Naruto), the Chairman or Headmaster, or whatever the hell he's called...Yuuki's "dad", Yuuki. Kaname can rot in the fires of Hell with Sakura, Danzou, Percy, Lockheart, Alecto, Amycus, all the other Death Eaters, Umbridge, Mr. Carter, and Hodge.

Hetalia: France, Italy, Poland, Germany, America, Japan, Canada (just cuz I'm Canadian XP), Russia, England, China, and I think that's all the ones I can think of...

Ouran High School Host Club: Hikaru, Kaoru, Tamaki, Hunny, Kyoya, Haruhi, Mori, Renge.

Death Note: L, Light, Matsuda, Mikami, Mello, Near, Ryuuk, Misa

Kuroshitsuji: Alois, Grelle, Undertaker, Sebastian, Finny, Maylene, Ciel, Bard, Elizabeth, and that's it. Angela and Claude can rot in the fires of Hell with Kaname, Sakura, Danzou, Percy, Lockheart, Alecto, Amycus, all the other Death Eaters, Umbridge, Mr. Carter, and Hodge.

Avatar: Zuko, Toph, Sokka, Katara, Azula, Aang, Iroh, and pretty much everyone else.

Legend of Korra: Korra, Bolin, Tenzin, Mako, Lin, Amon (can't help it...with a name that suited to puns of all kind, how can I not like him? :P), and then pretty much everyone else.

I would put a list of all my stories on here, but I (no offense) find it extremely stupid when authors do that, because we can just look right below the profile to see all the stories.

HOORAY!!! IT'S THE END!!!!! Yes, I got rid of the insanely long quote section, and this is now the end of my profile. Thank you for reading, and if you didn't read it, then SCREW YOU!!!! Lol, just kidding. It's fine with me if you just skipped to the end, I understand.

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Teaching Assistant by ArouraStar reviews
AU All human. The characters are at college. Magnus is getting ready for another two hours of boredom when certain blue eyed, black haired boy comes in the room in place of his teacher. He instantly decides that he needs to get to know this "Alec" guy better, the only problem is he's never seen him before & doesn't know how to find him again once class is over. Malec & Heronstairs
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 268,861 - Reviews: 1244 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Alec L., Isabelle L., Magnus B.
Memories and Distractions by ArouraStar reviews
Clockwork Princess SPOILERS, set after page 511 and before CoHF, a few weeks after the subway station. Essentially, Alec needs a distraction from his broken heart and Jem needs to relive his memories. (I don't even know what to call this, Lightstairs? Anyway, m/m don't read if you don't like. Happy ending for Malec)
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,112 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B., B. Zachariah, Jem C. - Complete
Vise Versa by Miss Yellow reviews
What would have happened if Bella had been a vampire first? Vampire Bella and Human Edward meet in Biology.. Do sparks fly? Find out and read...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,606 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/6/2016 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Great Uchiha Curse by Ki Ai Sky reviews
After Sasuke's 17th Birthday his entire life may change. He is forced under the curse of his ancestors where he has a new opportunity. Then he must make a choice. Enemies don't make his choice easy. NaruSasu FemSasu, Late Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,875 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 4/6/2015 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Home Wrecker by MilaBelle reviews
Ever since his Father got caught with another woman and thrown out of the house, cheaters have disgusted Alexander Lightwood. So what is he to do when he falls in love with one? / AU, more chapters to come.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 93 - Words: 139,644 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
The Accidental Time Travel by MrsWhitlock143 reviews
Jace, Alec, Isabelle, and Clary get thrown back two-hundred years into the past after Magnus tries to Portal them to Idris. Now, on their journey to get back to the modern world, they meet their legendary ancestors. The question they all really wanna figure out is: How are they going to get back home?
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Alec L., Jace W., Will H., Jem C.
The Sweetest Rose by Anaximander Rose reviews
Their love was a forbidden fruit, but it was a fruit in which William could never stop craving; like the juiciest of strawberries; the tartest of limes. And this man, Will's parabatai, whom he so shared this fruit with, was nothing more than a lone rose in a garden of daises. Alluring, but dangerously so. "It hurts to know that our yearning is held in such tragic sorrows."
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,507 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Jem C., Will H. - Complete
Second Chances by Adrelaide reviews
When Alec is tossed out of his home into the streets of Brooklyn, he barely manages to survive on his own. One night he dips into the darker side of the nightlife, only to get pulled back by a stranger. As Alec juggles the new drama of this second chance, he soon finds that he isn't the only one looking for another chance. AU. Angst. Fluff. Malec. Minor Clace Sizzy WillxTessaxJem
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,821 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B.
No Walls While Learning Knife Throwing by Silver Knight Dante reviews
One stormy night, two hearts beat the same after a nightmare that leaves Jem wanting to be closer to Will than they ever have been. Lemony fresh scent inside! M/M. Jem x Will. Oneshot for now, maybe grow into a story. Enjoy!
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,024 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Will H., Jem C. - Complete
Forgotten Foes by Inspiration17 reviews
Naruto swore he would hate Sasuke forever, but after a horrible beating he forgets everything. Eight years later Sasuke must confront the choice his family made and save Naruto from the same person who hurt him the first time. SasuNaru modern world
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,084 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Only In Fiction by MotherNight92 reviews
[DISCONTINUED] This was Uzumaki Naruto's complete and utter fault. If he had been more careful when dealing with his rather strange sensei, Uchiha Sasuke, he wouldn't have ended up in the horrible mess he's in now!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 102,533 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 6/13/2010 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
Lights Out by NaruSasuNaruLover reviews
Naruto and Sasuke hated each other in high school. What happens when in college they are roomed together? How about when the power goes out and one is afraid? AU, NaruSasu, Rating to be safe. Reposted
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 127,475 - Reviews: 1270 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Changing Minds by YAOIisFOREVERwithME reviews
Naruto has been taking the torment and pranks that come along with Sasuke for years. When sparks start to fly between the new kid and our blond, will the raven change his ways in time to convince Naruto of his true feelings?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,748 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Daybreak by a firebug reviews
Red clouds, take warning... bloodshed by morning. Akatsuki cloaks foretell nothing but disaster and misery, but even captured and severely injured, Naruto realizes there is no choice but to face them when he sees just who has joined their ranks. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 86,177 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
When Things Go Slightly Wrong by Ninja C reviews
A series of short stories about when things go slightly awry in the Harry Potter world. No particular era, plot, characters, or pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 22,426 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 8/20/2007
From boxers to bras by ChosenMibhar reviews
Naruto gets turned into a girl and now the guys are starting to see Konoha's loudest ninja in a new light. Poor, poor Naruto… A femmNaruto fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,589 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 1,554 - Follows: 1,384 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Human Extinction by Aleatoire reviews
Vampires rule the entire world; humans are extinct and only a myth in some of the oldest minds. Bella Swan moves to Forks to live with her “dad” for a bit, and discovers something: Edward Cullen. What is he, and why does Bella feel she wants to kill him?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,830 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Bella, Edward
Enchanted by NaruSasuNaruLover reviews
Sasuke faked smiles and politeness at his parents' parties. When he meets the son of his parent's friend, his attitude changes. NaruSasu AU Rated for a few words. Now with two different endings.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,081 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
So He's My Best Friend by Mirumi-chan reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are close. Actually their best friends. But the one thing that changes their relationship could ruin them all together.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,372 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Beautiful by Spry Striker X reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are training, but after an 'accident' in training the tension between them is unbearable. How do they sort it out? Set during the Chuunin exams. Slight OOC, Sasuke.Naruto, SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,780 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Caravan of Eragon by ThePurpleRose reviews
Sequel to The House of Eragon. Eragon still loves waffles, Brom's got more shoes, Selena aspires to be Supernanny, Orik's a poof, Galby's got a stomach of steel and Angela's just Angela. Please read and review; you know you want to!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,782 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 4/20/2008
Secret Letters by Kakashi-Loving-Anime-Freak reviews
Finding a letter in his new house, Naruto decides to send the letter to the address written on it. Soon a bond is created between the two. But, who is this mysterious bastard? SasuNaru AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,887 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Time of the Month by destroyedparadise234 reviews
Uchihas are special and therefore, have their own 'time-of-the-month'. Poor Naruto unfortunately becomes the victim of acertain Uchiha's Time-of-terror... Major OOC-ness, CRACK, and YAOI
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
For My Valentine by Art-Of-Escape reviews
It's Valentines Day in Konoha and everyone seems to be affected by the romantic atmosphere! A certain little blonde boy feels like everyones forgotten him but thats not entirely true. sasunaru.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Calm Amidst the Storm by NotoriousRejuvination reviews
Tragedy befalls Sasuke and Naruto when they both lose their parents in the same accident. What happens when they discover feelings for each other? Sasu/Naru YAOI
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,501 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Only A Week by Essential Breakdown reviews
There are demon clans that represent each element. The Uchiha Clan has a curse, and now Sasuke only has a week to gain Naruto's true affection. Can he make it, or will he dissapear like his brother? SasuNaru. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,559 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Yukata by triniwriters reviews
Gift to Yuki-aka-Yume. Summary: Sasuke admits his feelings in very unusual circumstances. Contains: Undressing/Slight Nudity, yaoi and a bit of fluff. Not overly smutty, but contains sweet, romantic overtones.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Silence by Sandylee007 reviews
AU ONESHOT What will Naruto and Sasuke do when after a certain night there's only silence left between them? YAOI SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Detention Date by Ivylicious reviews
Sasuke and Naruto land themselves a detention for quarrelling in class, you've heard it before. But their teacher Kakashi brings a whole new level of awkwardness to the detention and it escalates from there. Sasunarusasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,645 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Midsummer Eve by Ookami-Ryuu reviews
Sasuke was not happy at all with the way Kakashi made him spend Midsummer. Until he met someone he knew...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Drama 101 by Akira.Light reviews
Forced into a drama class for a new semester in school, Naruto is anything but excited to go. He finds himself stuck in the school play Romeo and Juliet, where he takes forbidden love to the next level. But is any of it real, or are they just acting? NxS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,934 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
East Academy by xoxoitsamandaa reviews
Clary and her brother, Sebastian are sent to a boarding school after Sebastian got into some trouble. When there, they meet a group of teens who befriend them. What Clary and her brother didnt know is that being with them brings out their innerselves.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,241 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Jace W., Clary F.
For my Love by emeralda violeta reviews
Set twenty years after 'breaking dawn'. all in jacob's POV. Renesmee is finally old enough for it to be acceptable for Jacob to extend their relationship. wha has been going on with everyone in the last twenty years? will Jacob get Nessie? read to find ou
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,495 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 10/10/2008
Underworld Angels by jessxreality reviews
Preqel to City of Secrets with original characters. MI crew won’t be featured until much later chapters. The story is set in Cassandra Clare’s world. To read about the MI crew, go here: www. fanfiction. net/s/5093 524/1/ City of Secrets remove spaces
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Magnus B.
Diseased Affair by EJ Santry reviews
When Charlie is diagnosed with cancer, Bella decides to move to Forks to help him through his treatment and recovery. Will she keep herself isolated in her worry, or will she open herself up to the people around her longing to be close to her? AH. E/B.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 103,640 - Reviews: 1818 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 769 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No talking! Write it down :D by madeinchina371 reviews
Notes, IMs, letters, and emails by Bella and other Twilight characters. Takes place after BD. Characters sometimes OOC. Sillyness predominates. Rated T for sexual innuendoes and potty language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 45,861 - Reviews: 1523 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008
Pein's Evil Council Of Doom Akatsuki Crack by AisuHime reviews
It’s Akatsuki crack! Pein has called a meeting, and boy will he regret it. Set before *spoiler censor* kills *spoiler censor*, and before *spoiler censor* activates his *spoiler censor* Plan. See inside for warnings. Rated T/M. Read and review IF YOU DARE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Pain/Pein, Akatsuki - Complete
Itachi’s First Day by Sarah1281 reviews
Itachi’s first day with the Akatsuki doesn’t start off the best: Kisame keeps calling him a kid, Orochimaru keeps hitting on him, Sasori turned himself into a puppet, and Zetsu might eat them all. He knew he should’ve stayed in Konoha…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 139 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Must be dreaming by bluebelletea reviews
After a few centuries, the number of things that can shock a person really dwindles, but, it seemed, for Magnus, this glittery Nephilim monstrosity could do just that.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
City of Secrets by jessxreality reviews
Post-CoG spoliers -Jace, Clary, Isabelle, Alec and Simon meet a strange new girl at Pandemonium. She has a rune on her wrist, but isn't a shadowhunter. With a dark history and darker secrets Blair becomes the new bleeding disaster of the story.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,863 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Center of Blogging for Magical Persons by Shipper Friendly reviews
Dumbledore opens a blog. Things get a LITTLE chaotic as the blog spreads odd rumors and develops unusual friendships. OOC in some places, especially with Dumbledore. Let's see what this blog is about anyways...NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 17,418 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Albus D. - Complete
The Power of Sparkles by Isclanel reviews
. "Whatever you want to do with me, I'll be fine. Go ahead. I'm yours." It's Magnus's birthday, and Alec gives him his present in hopes of receiving something else in return. But what our little Shadowhunter gets isn't exactly what he had expected...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,109 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/4/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Dirty Little Secret by Mister Icarus reviews
Late one night, Magnus discovers Alec's secret...not as dirty as it sounds! Mostly Malec fluff yaaay. Oneshot. Rated T for a bit of language and suggestiveness and cuz Im paranoid. R R, MxA.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B.
I Think He's the One by Isclanel reviews
Abby was just enjoying a regular day at her favourite relaxation place when she saw him sitting across the street. Never had she felt such strong emotions for a guy before, so she decided to stalk - erm, I mean, "follow" him. Contains OC.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
A New Day by NeteleJala reviews
What if Edward wasn't there to save Bella that day in the parking lot? What would have happened? This is a story on an alternate future that could have been...EdwardXBella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,618 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
101 DON'Ts of Life by Raye Lynne reviews
So, me and my friends were reading this book called "101 Things NOT to Do Before you Die," and we decided to make a list of our own! Some of these are serious, some are funny, and most will just make you go "wtf!" Guaranteed for a good laugh!
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Complete
Blog of ONLY the Cullens by Shipper Friendly reviews
Carlisle starts a blog. This is the blog.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 14,940 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Complete
Cooking with Saint Dane by InachiSasuke reviews
I must be a sick puppy to mess with this master piece of a series...woof
Pendragon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 9/16/2008
Only You Can Save Humanity by LittleLouisaRose reviews
Vampires Rule the world, Bella, her mother and her unfortunate friend Jacob are inmates of a human farm. Only the Cullens stand out from the insanely beautiful red eyes, only Edward can save them. But will the temptation prove too much?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 15,867 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
Scars by Audrey E.R reviews
When Jacob gets severely, and possibly mortally injured, how is Nessie to react? Will she stand bravely by his side, or will she stay away, cowering in the darkness of her own fear? this happens a bit after my 1st nessie fanfic
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,268 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Convince Me by Aleatoire reviews
The Cullens are the ruling class of the Volturi, strict and traditional. What happens when Edward is ordered to go and meet with a new coven of 'Vegetarian' vampires called the Swans? Will he find romance with the youngest, Bella? AU!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,563 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 5/3/2008
The Error by ThePurpleRose reviews
When Isabel has a vision, the fate of the Named is set in a different direction. Who is the black haired man entwined in Arkarian's past and the voice of the wall? Something is being hidden from the Named and they plan to find out what it is. PLEASE R&R!
Guardians of Time - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,274 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 6/4/2007
Induction by Aleatoire reviews
“Welcome to Cullen Castle, Miss…” A blonde man smiled at me from a dais. He was waiting for my name; I struggled, trying to recall it. I remembered bronze and white, then burning pain… I looked around urgently; my eyes drifted to a patch of bronze. AU ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,806 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Edward, Bella
Suspense by Von Bon reviews
Oh, great, my life's gonna end, again." I mumbled. Bella and Edward’s wedding approaches but suddenly a new threat is on the horizon, something no one expected. Post Eclipse BXE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,930 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
Dilemma by Justine Lark reviews
Edward and Bella have forged a compromise. But how can Edward fulfill Bella's request for a "real" honeymoon? He seeks advice from his father and brothers. A "missing scene" from Eclipse, EPOV. Includes his memory of tasting Bella's blood.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,975 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Edward - Complete
The Crazy Adventures of Jasper and Emmett at Night by madeinchina371 reviews
Exactly like the title. Written with lots of details, this story would be a great way to pass a few minutes you would otherwise spend being bored. Like Jasper and Emmett are. Which is why they go on these adventures. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,766 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 10/14/2008
Arachnophobia by ThePurpleRose reviews
It's Hallows Eeeeeeeeve! Isabel and Ethan have a sleepover and movie night. I guess nobody ever told Ethan Isabel has a fear of spiders... Or did they? Set after the Named. Written purely for Halloween. Please read and review! :D
Guardians of Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
Bonita Goose by sparklypiggy reviews
A short parody I did for a contest at my school library. Meet Bonita Goose and learn of her true, unadulterated love for Jeffery the Gnome.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Complete
Candles In The Night by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
A series of oneshots for Halloween and October, 2008.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,962 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/30/2008 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Complete
Her by Aleatoire reviews
It was her from the start. Oneshot for a Twilight Archives Challenge. Breaking Dawn Spoilers!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Cousin and The Fiance by Mrs. Morzansson reviews
PostEldest though starts b4 Burning Plains. Have you ever thought Katrina just MIGHT fall for someone else? After all, when you're trapped in a hellhole because of your fiance, it's easy to fall for another. But what if it's your fiance's cousin? R&R!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,872 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
A Very fetching Rug by ThePurpleRose reviews
Nathaniel, you have a very feching rug in your hall." Bartimaeus plans to bring out the Nathaniel out of John Mandrake. Involves necklaces, guilt trips, soaps, coat stands and rugs. Please read and review; it's better on the inside! FINISHED!
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,844 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
Time Before Death by Emawa reviews
For retribution, power, and…chocolate? Prepare yourself for the greatest Guardians of Time story ever posted on the internet…that was not an approved message! Anyway, you’ll be thunderstruck, stunned, astounded, and- darn it all, no more summary space…tbr
Guardians of Time - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,060 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008
I'm Not Sane Get Me Out of Here! by ThePurpleRose reviews
The housemates of the House of GoT do "I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here!"! And yes, they're still loopy! They're stuck in the jungle with no straighteners or cheese, and there's a worse suprise for them, something to do with Marduke... Please R & R!
Guardians of Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/2008
Faint Heart Never Won Fair Lady by The Green Lady reviews
Set from the beginning of OOTP to the end of DH, this is the behind the scenes romance of Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks that slowly evolved and grew despite many different obstacles, setbacks, complications and helpful attempts from cousins and friends
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 168,090 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks
The House of GoT by ThePurpleRose reviews
Some of the GoT Characters are living in a house together. Dillon's an idiot, Marduke can't cook, Lathenia has issues, Arkarian's super moody and everyone else is just plain weird. It's total madness. Please read and review! FINITO! Has plot& Drama
Guardians of Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,027 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/27/2008 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Complete
Enhanced Senses by Rasika-chan reviews
Opening her eyes she saw...nothing. Everything was black. Hermione's gone blind. What will she have to endure to learn and enhance her senses without the use of sight? Who will be the ones she trusts most to help her? Rated T for now.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,718 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Giant Chicken Heart That Ate Hogwarts by JJ Rust reviews
Draco Malfoy listens in horror as a monster rampages through Hogsmeade. What will he do when it reaches Hogwarts?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Draco M., Fred W. - Complete
Book IV: The Sphere by MichiRini reviews
Guardians of Time continues where the Key left off, but starts in the year 1400. The Princess of France is going on her first mission to take the sphere from Atlantis, but then she starts pushing buttons... EthanOC, ArkarianIsabel, MattNeriah
Guardians of Time - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 74,221 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 10/18/2005
The House of Chang by addictedtoheroine reviews
AU Cedric would have made a wonderful father. Too bad he never found out... NEW CHAPTER UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,635 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Cho C., Cedric D.
Sue Story: The Invasion by ThePurpleRose reviews
The Mary Sues invade Eragon! What will be done to save Eragon and Murtagh? Does anyone want to save Roran? Will Eragon tell Nasuada who his brother is? Set after Eldest Please read and review! CHAPTER 2 UP!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 8/15/2007
Traveling Soldier by lovejill reviews
Draco's just a traveling soldier with one person to write home to. Post Hogwarts
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 9,105 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Alternate by Faith360 reviews
AU. We are in way over our heads, we've even turned the Andalites against us. Not all of them, we've got three on our side. They're all we need. TobiasRachel, JakeCassie, AxEstrid, MarcoOC, TobyOC
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 20,257 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 6/27/2007
Christmas In The House of GoT by ThePurpleRose reviews
It's Christmas time in the house of GoT. Contains loads of randomness and insanity. Chapter 3: A simple prank, present opening,Christmas dinner and snow! Dillon finds string, Matt likes socks and Marduke's been locked up!Please r & r! Better on the inside
Guardians of Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,862 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Complete
Gifts of the Guardians by Reasonable reviews
A GOT take on a famous Christmas tale. Isabel and Arkarian ponder what to give each other for Christmas.
Guardians of Time - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Complete
Candy Canes are Aphrodisiacs? by wanderlustlights reviews
Well if you're Draco Malfoy they are... DMHP bottom!Draco/top!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Romeo and his Juliet by boshrocks reviews
What new scheme for inter house friendships have those teachers come up with? A muggle play and some unusual casting change the perspective of many. Way better than it sounds, i promise. read adn review please
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/23/2007 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Random Story of Doom by Dark Priestess Tsubaki reviews
Random stories. NOT for the sane minded. Contains cookies, gnomes, electrical outlets with forks, mimes and other random things. If you don't like random,short stories, don't read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 5,206 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 1/31/2007
Halloween In The House Of GoT by ThePurpleRose reviews
It's Halloween in the house! The insanity continues! Couldn't resist it! This has Cheese, hiding, pranks, trick or treating and HALLOWEEN!Please read and review yeah, i know I'm a tad late putting this up but it will still rock some toe socks!
Guardians of Time - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,126 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
An Elderly Meeting by IntoxicatedCirculation reviews
What happens when Dumbledore, Gandalf, and Santa get together for old time's sake? Nothing of the ordinary, of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Albus D. - Complete
The House of Eragon by ThePurpleRose reviews
Some of the Eragon characters are living in a house together! Durza's being childishly annoying, Morzan's gone parental, Selena's been watching supernanny and Eragon's obsessed with waffles! It's pure madness! R & R please!Third genre: GeneralDrama
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,817 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
Temptations by Candi Cox reviews
Lupin and Tonks are home alone, debating about whether or not to partake in something they both crave
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Heroes by BlackOpal reviews
Sometimes, all you can do is live... or survive. This is the story of the Animorphs afterwar life and the burdens that come with it.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,392 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Complete
Rachel and Tobias forever by clarinet-alto-4ever reviews
A collection of songfics featuring my favorite Animorphs couple, Tobias and Rachel. Some are romantic, some are dramatic, and some are just down right funny.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,540 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Rachel, Tobias
Akatsuki Campfire No Jutsu! by megzx reviews
The Akatsuki is on a cracktastic camping trip in their backyard. Ridiculous silliness written for a laugh. Really old, written before I knew Pein and Konan's own names. Lots of Yaoi references, nice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,734 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Behind Closed Doors: The Things You Don't See by ThePurpleRose reviews
A collection of random funny chunks from the whole Trilogy. CHAPTER 2: Training Matt is a harder job than Dartemis thought. 'He's certainly not the brightest tool in the box' Matt has serious issues. Please read and review!
Guardians of Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,567 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007
A Promise Once Broken by ThePurpleRose reviews
After a mysterious incident forces the truth out, the Named go to a strange realm to help its inhabitants after a volcano eruption. But they find themselves caught up in conflict so ancient they can barely comprehend. Please read & review! ON HOLD!
Guardians of Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,071 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/25/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007
Just Going With It by pinkdigi reviews
When the world falls apart, they only have each other. [PostHBP. HG and RHr, with Horcrux hunt and Final Battle]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 267,271 - Reviews: 3367 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Pickles! by Sirie reviews
Who took Hermione's pickles? This isn't a good day for her. And with all the stuff with her pregnancy, it's certainly not been a good nine months for Ron and Harry. Even worse so on that day. Read and Review please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 41 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
SUEvivor by Jade Snape-Holloway reviews
Ten Mary Sues...Nine challenges...one winner...Who will be The Ultimate Harry Potter Mary Sue? Read Suevivor and find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,796 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/24/2007 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Complete
The Repercussion by x0xkatiex0x reviews
After the final battle, the remaining Named believe their troubles are over... until a stranger comes and turns their new peaceful world upsidedown. Isabel Arkarian and Matt Neriah fluff.
Guardians of Time - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 42,113 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/11/2007 - Published: 5/11/2006
GOT summed up by Sanngetal reviews
...in somewhat of a harsh manner.
Guardians of Time - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Complete
They Who Must Not Be Named by PowerAndChaos reviews
The Guardians are on Instant Messenger... What else could happen?
Guardians of Time - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Complete
In the Dark by Itsygo reviews
Arkarian's rescue retold, basically. His point of view.
Guardians of Time - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/18/2006 - Published: 9/7/2006
Girl Meets Boy by Itsygo reviews
And then they live happily ever after. Eventually.
Guardians of Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2006
Your Turn by MichiRini reviews
plastic lemon The events that unfolded in Lathenia's private chambers while Matt and the gang were rescuing Neriah... oneshot
Guardians of Time - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Complete
The Resurrection by Itsygo reviews
Isabel's death and revival from her soulmate's point of view.
Guardians of Time - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/2/2006 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Complete
Arkarian: The Beginning by Itsygo reviews
Arkarian's childhood. I do plan on finishing it. Eventually.
Guardians of Time - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/1/2006 - Published: 8/30/2006
Writer's Block Harry and Draco by Wynde-DeVetal reviews
Yeah, all writers get Writer's Block and there's always something that gets our inspiration back, but what about the characters? What do they do when we're banging our heads against the wall trying to figure out what to do with them?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Guardians of Time by MichiRini reviews
Creative title, huh? Cross between JK Rowling's Harry Potter series and Marianne Curley's Guardians of Time trilogy. Ethan, Isabel, and Rochelle travel to Harry, Ron, and Hermione's 7th year to protect Harry from Lathenia.
Guardians of Time - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,034 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/4/2006 - Published: 11/3/2005
And Then They Ate Ron by fred the gnome reviews
Randomness is fun. Harry and Ron get attacked by a number of inanimate or insentient objects. Oh, and Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/17/2005
Quidditch Anyone? by Alphie reviews
Third in a series. If you haven't read Plugs and Outlets or Quills and Inkbottles, you mat want to. This one centers around Sirius and a unique talk he has with Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/17/2001
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The Boy Behind the Mask reviews
AU SasuNaru. 16 year old Naruto Uzumaki has always been the kind of person who wears a constant mask of happiness, no matter his true feelings. What happens when he meets Sasuke Uchiha? Will Sasuke be the one to see the real Naruto? Full summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,056 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Notes: The Revised Edition reviews
Yes, another "Notes" fic, though this one is less lame. Alex, Sean, and I decided to give this whole thing another go, though we're ignoring ALL of the sequel, and a good chunk of the original, so it's much better, without the crappy plots. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,865 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 8/21/2010
Too Much Information reviews
This is a roleplay done by myself and two friends when we're bored. You may know us from our Twilight roleplay fic, Notes. XP That's pretty much all there is to it, aside from the fact that it takes place after CoG, and it will be full of lots of humour.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,903 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 12/5/2010
A Series of Birthdays reviews
Basically what it says! This will be a gianormous fanfic with each chapter being its own fic, all centered around a specific character's birthday. Each chapter will also be posted on the birthday of whichever character it's about. Better summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,203 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010
A Final Attempt at Keeping His Promise reviews
Gaara has been targeted by the Akatsuki yet again! This time he sends for help from Konoha BEFORE he actually gets taken away. What will Naruto and Sakura do when they see it's Sasuke and his team trying to take Gaara away? SasuNaru eventually, no lemons.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,520 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Bunch of Twilight Songfics reviews
Exactly like the versions for HP and GoT, except with Twilight songfics. Betcha couldn't have figured THAT one out...explanation inside. Rated for safety...some chapters will be a higher rating, in which case I'll say that at the beginning of said chapter
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,702 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Complete
A Bunch of Songfics: GoT Style reviews
Just like my A Bunch of Songfics for Harry Potter, except that these are fics for the Guardians of Time characters. Bet you couldn't have figured that one out! Review with songs you'd like, and I'll try to make them into a fic...key word: try...
Guardians of Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,687 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Complete
A Bunch of Songfics reviews
Just like the title says: a whole bunch of random songfics. Rated for safety. Before you say anything, yes, this story was originally on my DoubleKK account, but I've switched it over. Happy now?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 29,630 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Complete
My Week: A PotO Found Poem reviews
So yeah, this is a found poem that I wrote in my English class, and I decided to share it with the Fanfiction world. Yes, it does actually have something to do with PotO. Please R&R!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Complete
Filler Arc reviews
This is a song parody of Michael Jackson's "Thriller". What's the most annoying thing to have to deal with in an anime? That's right, all those stupid fillers that have nothing to do with any plot at all. This song exposes them for the evil they truly are
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Complete
Sai's Horror Movie Survival Guide reviews
It's Halloween, and a bunch of our favourite ninja decide to go to the Uchiha complex to spend the night, despite Sasuke's warnings of something dangerous. CRACK HORROR FIC! Contains character death, implied yaoi and yuri, and loooots of humour! Beware!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,230 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Complete
HoN One Word Story reviews
A very entertaining one word story that my friend and I wrote when we were sleep deprived one night at a sleep over...XD Read at your own risk.
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Complete
Notes: The Sequel reviews
The long anticipated sequel to Notes, the fanfic written by me and my friends during school. Must read that to understand this. It's been 25 years since the end of the prequel, and everyone - mostly Seth - is anxious to know if Rhys will return...plz R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 21,113 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Seth
Random Adventures in Hogwarts reviews
Gasp! I'm making another HP fic! Full explanation inside, but basically this is a fic where I take two HP style playing cards at a time and write a short ficlet about whoever/whatever is on the cards. Please review! Rated T for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/27/2010
Thursday Nights in the Sound Village reviews
Takes place in between the first series and Shippuden, just shortly after Sasuke joins Orochimaru. Sasuke gets a mysterious invitation one night, and goes to witness a very peculiar scene...WARNING: Orochi is quite OOC in this. Rated for suggestiveness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Orochimaru, Sasuke U. - Complete
Notes reviews
Some of the Twilight characters are passing notes! Gasp! Just who are these bad people who pass notes during their classes? Bella, Edward, Alice, and Nessie. In other words, me and my friends. A better description is inside. Rated for...you'll see........
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 80 - Words: 57,441 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Complete
Invasion of the Vampires reviews
It's a Twilight/GoT crossover. Setting is after the Key for GoT and after Breaking Dawn for Twilight. The Cullens decide to go to Australia to visit some of their friends. But what happens when the Order finds out about them? Chaos, naturally. Please R&R!
Guardians of Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,173 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008
The Best GoT and HP Crossover Finale Ever Made! reviews
The final installment in my series, well, now a trilogy, of GoT and HP crossover fics. Yes, I said final. As in, this is the last one. Summary of the fic is inside...don't want to give away any spoilers from the rest of the series here. Rated for safety.
Guardians of Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,965 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009
The Best GoT and HP Crossover SEQUEL Ever Made! reviews
It's the sequel to my GoT and HP crossover! Yes, I know that I said I wouldn't make a sequel, but...the explanation is inside. This takes place four years after its prequel, and you have to read that before reading this, or nothing will make much sense...
Guardians of Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,481 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
O Come All Death Eaters reviews
I was bored late one night, and so I decided to make a Harry Potter parody of a Christmas song. And here it is, all typed up and prettyful. Yes, prettyful. To the tune of "O Come All Ye Faithful". I'll make more parodies if pplz give me song ideas!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
Saint Dane's Hobby reviews
Saint Dane has a hobby. Betcha can't guess what it is! No, you sickos, nothing like that...it involves a computer...read on to find out more...oneshot, unless you pplz like it and can give me more ideas. Rated for safety cuz I can never be too safe.......
Pendragon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Bobby P., Saint Dane - Complete
Pendragon Oneword Story reviews
Like the title says. I have oneword stories for other catagories mostly Kingdom Hearts, Guardians of Time, and Harry Potter , but this is my first Pendragon one. If you don't know what a oneword story is, the answer is in the author's note inside here....
Pendragon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Complete
The Bed reviews
What were Isabel and Arkarian doing to make Rochelle notice the bed's "rumpled" appearance? If you want to know my theory, then read on...rated T for obvious reasons. No flames, but constructive criticism is good. Review, or I sic my llamas on you........
Guardians of Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Complete
Love Triangles reviews
This is playing off of the love triangle in The Key, that of Matt, Neriah, and Dillon. Dillon is very OOC, as in I don't think he would do this in any of the books, but he does in this fic. Please R&R! The last chapter is here! Hope you guys like it......
Guardians of Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 15,877 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Complete
The Very Interesting Night reviews
My first Pendragon fic, please don't hate me for posting it...basically, Bobby has an interesting dream. And by interesting, I mean...INTERESTING...don't read if you want to keep any ounce of sanity.
Pendragon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Complete
You Know You're Obsessed With Fanfiction When reviews
A whole bunch of random points to see if you're obsessed with fanfiction. This probably shouldn't be in the X-overs section, but I couldn't think of any place better to put it. Right now this is open to new suggestions, just read it so I don't get repeats
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Complete
Bedtime Stories reviews
Ethan is forced to read a bedtime story to his and Rochelle's daughter...oh dear...this could get messy....................................................................................
Guardians of Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
Taking Care of a Toddler reviews
A couple years after The Key, Isabel and Arkarian have a baby boy. Well, not exactly a baby, more like a toddler. Isabel isn't allowed to move out of her place just yet, and her mother decided to suddenly take an interest in where she goes. Poor Arkarian.
Guardians of Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Complete
The Best GoT and HP Crossover Fic Ever Made reviews
Basically what the title says. This takes place after HBP for the HP characters and after The Key for the GoT characters, except for the fact that I decided to keep Rochelle alive, so therefore, she didn't die. Bet you couldn't have figured that one out!
Guardians of Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,911 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Complete
The Mystery reviews
It's a oneshot. Basically, this plays off of my other GoT trilogy, but it takes place as if the last chapter never happened. It's Christmas vacation for the kids, so all 13 of them go on a vacation...I guess nobody told them that 13 is an unlucky number..
Guardians of Time - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,356 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
The Continuation reviews
5 years after The Deception, Ethan married Rochelle, and Matt married Neriah. All three couples now have kids. The Order's left them alone for 5 years, so nothing else can happen, right? Book three in The Continuation Trilogy. Don't read before the others
Guardians of Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,759 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Complete
The Deception reviews
Two weeks after the events of The Separation, Isabel and Arkarian get married. But on a trip to France, something strange happens to Arkarian. He's not quite himself. Book two in The Continuation Trilogy. Read The Separation first, or you won't get this..
Guardians of Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,272 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/21/2007 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Complete
The Separation reviews
A year after The Key, Ethan decides to run away from Angel Falls. Nobody knows for sure where he is, so the Tribunal send out the remaining 7 Named to find him. But do they really want to know where he is? Book one in the Continuation trilogy.
Guardians of Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,246 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/15/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete