friar jerome
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Author has written 6 stories for Lord of the Rings, Halo, and Heroes.

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just thought I'd mention,I'm discontinuing the Halo story as its really not going to work. I started with something I thought would be awesome, but about a third of the way through the second chapter, I realised that sometimes things just don't work out. This story is a prime example of this. Sorry to the one person who read and reviewed.

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I WON, I WON, NEENER, NEENER, NEENERRR! by All-Knowing Alien 2 reviews
Sauron FINALLY gets the Ring, but soon learns the downside when he has to deal with Sues, the 9 and three quarters Nazgul, Valar!Sues and...worser things. -EVIL laugh- Rated T for language and questionable themes. Don't own LoTR or the wonderful Koss.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 131,536 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Sauron
What Are You Going to Call Me? A Mary Sam? The Sequel by PippinStrange reviews
Nate returns! Now fulfilling his dream of being federal agent with a quirky sense of humor, the immature teen age boy is gone, and Nathan takes the role of a soldier in the War of the Ring. Can he truly help a situation where he knows the ending?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,704 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Peregrin T., Legolas
Strange Things Happen in Libraries with Dr Pepper by PippinStrange reviews
Pippin falls into Narnia during the events of Prince Caspian. Unfortunately she can't remember the plot, and undiagnosed ADHD makes her a burden and unintentional comedic relief for the Pevensies. Not a Mary Sue but still wreaks plenty of emotional havoc and unrealistic situations. Third place winner for New Best Narnia Story of 2008! Started writing at 17, later chapters improved.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 92,027 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Halo 3: Collapse by an REG Omega reviews
As Earth prepares to make its last stand against the Prophet of Truth, an Unggoy uprising and domestic unrest threaten to tear the fledgling Human-Sangheili alliance apart. Chapter 20, Revelations, is now online.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 267,035 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 12/15/2005
Smart AI No More by Tsaalyo Phoenix reviews
Cortana knows a relationship between her and John is impossible, but she can't help feeling for him... but upon returning to Earth, she finds both hope and horror.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,234 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 10/5/2007
Tomb of Glass by an REG Omega reviews
Prequel to Halo 3: Collapse. Complete.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 66,862 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Complete
Domestic Affairs by Nevar88 reviews
A selection of short stories featuring the Master Chief and the Arbiter attempting to comprehend the universe. Well, bits of it anyway. Not a slash. Remember to R&R on your way out.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 78,330 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 12/4/2006
Amras the Stableboy by Henry Plantagenet reviews
How Boromir and Faramir's parents might have met...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,835 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Denethor
A Newer Hero by Sarek of Vulcan reviews
The first in a new SPARTAN-II project, Lawrence may be the only hope of the New Covenant when an ancient evil awakens and threatens to wipe out all life in the universe.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,332 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/8/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008
Grease by Henry Plantagenet reviews
About a month after the sad demise of Tom Riddle, a certain greasy haired individual, who thought he was going to die, has somehow survived. Harry is understandably reluctant to meet him...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,437 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Essential Guide to Eragon Mary Sue by Emerald Tiara reviews
We've all encountered her. We all have many futile attempts of avoidence to our name. We must learn how to defend ourselves. We must fight! discontinued
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,390 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 11/6/2006
Those Who Serve by Us3fulDave
A series of short stories following several soldiers serving in the UNSC, fighting against the Xenocidal Covenant.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,840 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008
The Unsung Hero by Booksaboutnothing reviews
During the Cloverfield Incident there was one unsung hero who helped 20 other people escape from Manhattan. This is that tale as told by those he assisted.
Cloverfield - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008
Cloverfield: Blessings by Rsim reviews
Cloverfield was a terrible incident. And I Am will not stand for it. He sends what he calls, his "blessing". The story is retold, but anew... "You are mine, beast."
Cloverfield - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008
Samwise Gamgee's Collection of Battle Hymns by Ethos reviews
This is a small book written by Sam in the 4th age in which he records many of the warlike songs he has learned in his travels. Includes a brief introduction by Sam. Rated to be safe incase of violence in said war songs.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Samwise G.
The Potter's Wheel by TolkienAddict reviews
Sauron, the protagonist repents in his dark solitude at the depths of the world. Then he encounters His Wisdom, one of the thoughts of Eru. He questions Eru on predestination and free will.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2007
Some Family by TaintedExile reviews
Two brothers discover they've made the next iconic leap in evolution.Their new powers have the potential to change everything in their lives. How will these changes affect them? Will they make the right choices? Will their family survive a rogue son? R&R!
Heroes - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,682 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007
I Blame Iendil Ancawen Entirely by crazyroninchic reviews
A Mary Sue is dropped into MiddleEarth with every intent to wreck havoc. Join one normal, canon abiding girl in her quest to stop the Sue. Poor Legolas...poor Frodo...poor Fellowship!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,030 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Complete
Blurring the line by SecretShadow3 reviews
Maddie is a young archeologist who stumbles upon the ruins of Beleriand and a mysterious stranger who gives her an old journal. What secrets will be uncovered as her story progresses?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,207 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/9/2007 - Published: 6/5/2006
The Steward's Son by Henry Plantagenet reviews
Denethor as a young man - exploring his relationship with his father, wife and sons.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,841 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/7/2005 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Boromir
Tears of the Innocents by A Scary Man reviews
COMPLETEShadowy forces are orchestrating terrorist attacks around the world and casting blame on mutants. The XMen suspect Magneto is involved, but even they are not prepared for the terrifying sequence of revelations that await them.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 208,548 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/5/2005 - Published: 11/12/2004 - Complete
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2149 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
Estel of Rivendell by Henry Plantagenet reviews
A younger, more vulnerable Aragorn tries to make sense of his feelings towards Elrond.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,867 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 12/8/2004 - Published: 11/16/2004 - Aragorn, Elrohir
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The Eleventh Walker reviews
A normal tenth walker with a twist or two. There's Two extra walkers! And they don't fall in love with any of the fellowship! Although they might fall for ArwenEowyn. Read and review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,705 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007
Confessions of a Teenage Hero reviews
New hero. starts just before the events of the final episode of season one. A new hero has to learn to deal with their powe AND teenagerhood.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,003 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/4/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007
The Death, and Rise of a Hero
New Heroes emerge, discovering their powers in the most dire of circumstances. oneshot.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Complete
I stood with Master Chief reviews
Discontinued
Halo - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Complete
The Charge of the Knights of Gondor reviews
An adaptation of the poem, The Charge of the Light Brigade, by Lord Alfred Tennyson.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Faramir - Complete
I am Gandalf reviews
The story of Gandalf, as a short oneshot. my first fanfic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Gandalf - Complete