What'sLeftOfABizarreChildhood
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Joined 01-10-07, id: 1194291, Profile Updated: 04-22-12
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Being Human, and Phantom of the Opera.

So, long time no post. Like for more than 3 years! My unfinished stories are staring accusingly at my from my desk top. I must admit I may never finish the Harry Potter ones. It's sad I know. But my original muse left me after I stopped listening to her during my senior year of high school. But a new has decided to grace my pen. So if anyone wishes to pick up where I left off feel free. I may write more on them but it is unlikely. All I ask is for a pm to let me know, I'd love to read where you take my poor all but forgotten brain babies. Thank you!

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Wuv, Twoo Wuv by VickyVicarious reviews
"Never let it be said that Pitch did not fully prepare for his villainous plots." When Jack turns down Pitch's offer, the Nightmare King just moves on to his back-up plan: using the arrow he stole from Cupid many years ago to make Jack fall in love with him and join him anyway. This plan... does not go as expected. [Antarctica scene rewrite, BlackIce]
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,635 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Pitch, Jack Frost - Complete
a failed escape by zoeythara reviews
Vaas x Jason far cry 3 what would have happened if jason had not escaped vaas in the jungle. no longer a one shot. :3
Far Cry - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,623 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Complete
Un Coeur Gris by Tsurai Shi reviews
DISCONTINUED. Sequel to Noir et blanc.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,887 - Reviews: 1989 - Favs: 2,164 - Follows: 2,677 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 5/31/2007 - [Harry P., Voldemort] - Complete
Dead Vignettes by Chocolate Wolf reviews
A collection of drabbles about George/Rube based on a fanmix of mine that follows a general story line, the slow romance of the two reapers. Spoilers for both seasons. Songficish.
Dead Like Me - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 7,880 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - George L., Rube S. - Complete
Sesshomaru Learns Something New and Interesting by Merkswinter reviews
Inuyasha has a confession to make and Seshomaru will undoubtedly find it...interesting. MXM SessxInu Yaoi
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,751 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Sesshomaru, Inuyasha - Complete
The Prince of Peace by Esprix reviews
Peace has come to the four nations, and Zuko is presiding over the peace accords. Aang, however, is determined to break his concentration... Inspired by a kink challenge!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
Stuck on You by BlackShuck reviews
Sirius is jealous. Harry is oblivious. A prank is played. It has some interesting results and two pranksters discover unexpected things as they struggle with the consequences of their own actions. Fluffy slash. HPSB.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,843 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B.
I Am Lord by Visible reviews
Tom Riddle, as a teenager, is trying to name himself. How did he get the name Voldemort anyways?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Noir Et Blanc by Tsurai Shi reviews
There is no black or white; not even shades of gray. There are only differences in opinion. HPTR, VampireHarry, Time Travel, Dark themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,452 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 2,348 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Be Mine Valentine by BlackShuck reviews
Fluffy SBHP SLASH. Harry and Sirius are going to be apart for their first Valentine's day as a couple. How will they show their love?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,013 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/25/2006 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Merry Kissmas and a Happy Nude Year by BlackShuck reviews
Sirius returns from beyond the veil only to find that years have passed and Harry is now 21. Festive HPSB slash written as a secret santa gift.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,815 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Wishful Thinking by BlackShuck reviews
Set at Christmastime during Harry’s seventh year. HPSB SLASH Harry can’t wait to see his Godfather again, even though his private feelings towards him are just a little hard to handle...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,355 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/23/2005 - Published: 7/13/2004 - Sirius B., Harry P.
The Unlikely Hero by Claggart reviews
Severus Snape has to rescue Prince Harry from the evil dragon Voldemort. Adventure? Lots. Romance? Oh, definitely. Happy ending? Only one way to find out… NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 60,655 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/14/2005 - Published: 10/27/2004 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Candlelight & Roses by BlackShuck reviews
SLASH One-shot. Harry wants Sirius, and is planning the most winning way he can think of to woo him. But he doesn’t factor the unpredictable Sirius into his plans. I’m ignoring the unhappy event at the end of OoTP as is my custom.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,154 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/10/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Fever by BlackShuck reviews
HPSB SLASH One-shot fluff. Sirius gets sick, Harry plays nurse. Thanks to Elanastar for the plot-bunny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,709 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/21/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Not Enough Black Ink by Claggart reviews
“If I do it, then I don’t want money. I want you to pose for a drawing in whatever setting I choose.” Snape’s cheeks redden. At least he catches my meaning… HPSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,309 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/23/2004 - Published: 7/20/2004 - Severus S., Harry P.
All Things Considered by Claggart reviews
Harry thought going to war would be better than staying with the Dursleys. Too young to enlist, he sneaks on board a ship departing for war. When he is discovered, Severus Snape, an officer, is told to take care of him until he can be sent back home.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,100 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 55 - Published: 7/17/2004 - Severus S., Harry P.
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A place for you reviews
Aidan has always felt strongly for Henry. He thought it was simply a need to taint someone as simple and innocent seeming as the young medic. Then it was the protectiveness of a maker for their progeny. But maybe it's always been something more.
Being Human - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,085 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Aidan, Henry
Second Chances reviews
Erik is granted a second chance at a happy life by the most unlikely of people. But it comes at a high price, if he cannot find someone whom he can love unconditionally and who can love him unconditionally as well just the way he is, then he will be forced to go through eternity alone. Rated M for language and more in later chapters. Erik/OC
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,332 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Erik, Meg
Similar, yet completely different reviews
Wren Potter, Harry's twin sister, is tired of living with a family that doesn't even really aknowledge her existance. She's decided that anything would be better than the life she has now. AU, DM/OFC, MainChar death, rating M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 4/8/2008 - OC, Harry P.
The Flow of Time reviews
Some people see time as a straight line or a river, with only one way it flows. Forward. It would appear that no one told this little fact to a certain Gryffindor. Harry will have to learn the hard way that no matter what you do, some things are meant to
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,666 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B.
I'll Play You For It reviews
Ron’s tired of being Uke and challenges Harry for the role of Seme. But Harry wont give up his top spot with out a fight!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Bloody Tease! reviews
Two boys alone in a common room. One's imagination goes wild as the other eats some candy rather sugestively! X3 No name instert you own favorite pairing!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Complete