Captain Cougar
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Author has written 6 stories for Jurassic Park, Transformers, and Assassin's Creed.

I have PMs blocked as I'm tired of all the commission spams. If you want to PM me about any of my fics, you'll have to do it through a 'review'. I will respond if you aren't using a guest account.

I am working on a PhD, fics are on Hold while I complete my dissertation.

Heya! Captain here, I'd like to shout out a big thank you to all the readers who stick with me through my sporadic updates! I am on AO3 under the same name and Wattpad under my old username, Captain Alice Hook. Everything gets updated at the same time so you don't have to watch a specific site if you prefer one over the other.

I don't update regularly, but I do put a lot of effort into making my stories enjoyable and realistic despite sometimes other-worldy happenings. I'm always open to feedback!

Why do I leave All About Survival up despite hard core cringing every time I so much as look at it? Because it's the first fanfic I ever properly finished, so I am proud of it for that. Will I ever go back and rewrite it? Ha, no. I would revamp it so hard it'd become an entirely new story with a different plot. So I'm not touching it, I've got enough projects going on that I don't need to. I'm happy with it as my first ever finished fic, so it'll stay in all its cringy-glory.


No Rest For the Wicked: When a small town detective realizes she's in over her head, she calls for federal help. Prowl just intended to assist with a human case while the Decepticons were quiet. Turns out small choices can have big consequences and neither of them were prepared for what they were about to uncover. The board is set, let the games begin. Featuring plotting Decepticons and an uptight tactician.

This fic is Rated M for Decepticon violence, as I intend to depict them as they have always been described (yet never truly shown). Though it technically takes place in the live-action universe, it is totally AU after the first movie and incorporates some of the characters from the Prime universe (yes you Knock Out fans, he's here).

Chapters Posted: 25

Originally started in 2012 and abandoned in 2015, I spent quarantine taking this fic back to the drawing board and rewriting from the very first word. I now have a plan and a purpose with it! All old chapters have been replaced by their new additions and new chapters are being posted!


Firewall: Being at the wrong place at the wrong time has never ended well. But Emma thoroughly believed it had never before ended someone *in* the wrong time. What's a cop to do when women suddenly have no rights and everyone is running around with swords? They don't even have coffee! And then there is this guy, who's just begging to be strangled. History will never be the same. Meanwhile, the future is not left unscathed...Altair/OC

This fic is Rated M for Emma's initial potty mouth, but this does fade out as the story goes. It could probably pass as a T but I figure it's better to play it safe. Slowburn. This fic will go beyond the game, covering book events and more! Like a snarky Malik? We have that!

Chapters Posted: 24

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The Villain Wrangler by lil'hawkeye3 reviews
When a sick child asks to meet a villain (instead of a celebrity or superhero like with most wishes), someone's got to have the guts to track these wanted individuals down. It's not as easy as one would think. And what's there to worry about: they're all big softies anyways... right?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 59,454 - Reviews: 2980 - Favs: 11,808 - Follows: 11,773 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 1/2/2017 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Selina K./Catwoman, OC
Assassin's Creed: Chronos by TMWolf reviews
She didn't know why she was chosen, or if she was at all. She only knew she'd been pulled through time to help a family involved in a war she'd never thought to exist, and that it was her only way back home. Most of all, though, she certainly didn't expect the young man with whom her fate became inexplicably entwined. Ezio/OC
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 68 - Words: 595,935 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 2/20/2018 - Published: 1/29/2015 - [Ezio A., OC] Claudia A., Mario A. - Complete
These Paths We Tread by TMWolf reviews
Catherine has been friends with Sam for as long as she can remember, and been in love with him for the past two years. Too bad Mikaela and an alien war got in the way and messed everything up. Or, at least that's what she thought. And to think it all started with a pair of glasses... SideswipexOC
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 79 - Words: 701,827 - Reviews: 1600 - Favs: 1,108 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 10/2/2011 - [Sideswipe, OC] Sam W., Jazz - Complete
TPWT: Human by TMWolf reviews
These Paths We Tread One-shot - A miscalculation with one of Jolt's newest inventions leads to some very… interesting results for Catherine and Sideswipe, whom find their relationship drastically changed. Confusion, hilarity, and dirty jokes ensue. Rated T for dirty jokes, cursing, and extreme embarrassment
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,774 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/10/2012 - [Sideswipe, OC] W. Lennox, Ratchet - Complete
Semantics by The Starhorse reviews
Prowl says 'potato', and Sideswipe says 'potahto'. You may guess where this is going.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,967 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Sideswipe, Prowl - Complete
On the Wings of the Storm by Lialathuveril reviews
The year before the Ring War, Princess Lothiriel of Dol Amroth is sent to Rohan by her father to seek shelter from the storm brewing in Mordor. There she meets Éomer, Third Marshal of the Riddermark. Unfortunately they do not hit it off...at first
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 128,176 - Reviews: 1333 - Favs: 1,331 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Lothíriel, Eomer - Complete
100 Things I Will Not Do or Say At Hogwarts by BlaineyDevon reviews
Well, I think the title says it all. But this is my very own list of things I must refuse the urge to do while at Hogwarts. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Complete
Black Eyes by Lialathuveril reviews
King Éomer of Rohan and Princess Lothiriel of Dol Amroth – surely the perfect political alliance, but what if the lady is not willing and decides to use unconventional means to get out of this arrangement? My second scenario.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,374 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/21/2006 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Lothíriel, Eomer - Complete
Of Falcons and Mûmakil by Lialathuveril reviews
Éomer and Lothiriel: They first met on a moonlit night in Minas Tirith but their romance was not off to a smooth start, on the contrary. Will they make it despite Éowyn's well intended meddling and Lothiriel's annoying elder brother?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 114,246 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Lothíriel, Eomer - Complete
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Do You Wanna Carve a Pumpkin? reviews
It's Halloween. The base has no pumpkins and the 'bots have never experienced a corn maze. Sideswipe and Jazz feel they are missing out on critical human culture and who better to show them how it's done than Prowl's favorite human? Darcy has only one condition: They have to convince Prowl to come along too. Companion to NRFTW but could be enjoyed by itself. Friendship crack!
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,091 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/23/2024 - Jazz, Sideswipe, OC - Complete
No Rest For The Wicked reviews
When a small town detective realizes she's in over her head, she calls the FBI. Prowl just intended to assist with a human case while the 'Cons were quiet. Turns out small choices can have big consequences and neither were prepared for what they were about to uncover. The board is set, let the games begin. Featuring plotting Decepticons and an uptight tactician.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 167,240 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 9/1/2024 - Published: 12/20/2012 - W. Lennox, Barricade, Jazz, Starscream
Mess With the Bull reviews
You get the horns. But always make sure there's just one bull. Cemetery Wind goes after Sideswipe. Too bad no one told them one very important detail: he had a twin. Pre-AOE drabble about where our favorite frontliner disappeared to.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,482 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2024 - Sideswipe - Complete
Firewall reviews
Being at the wrong place at the wrong time has never ended well. But Emma thoroughly believed it had never before ended someone *in* the wrong time. What's a cop to do when women have no rights and everyone is running around with swords? Then there is this guy, who tests every ounce of her limited patience. History will never be the same, nor will the future go unscathed. Altair/OC
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 181,319 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 11/25/2023 - Published: 9/2/2015 - [Altaïr, OC] Malik, William M.
Fratello Mio Addio reviews
Goodbye My Brother. Federico Auditore had barely begun his story when he found himself at the noose. But he was strong in life, and he'd be damned if he wasn't strong to the final drop. One-Shot character study of Rico's final moments.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2015 - Ezio A., Federico A., Giovanni A., Petruccio A. - Complete
All About Survival reviews
Through loss, grief, new enemies, new friends and a whole new adventure, he had become a constant. The first time introduced her to him, the second may open her eyes to what's worth fighting-and surviving-for. Travels to Sorna, beyond and back Billy/OC
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 105,303 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Complete