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Author has written 1 story for Pirates of the Caribbean.

Hello. Salutations. Hola. You know any kind of greetings? (gets blank stares) 'Kay.

Why are you here? Are you stalking me? Are you planning on stalking me? I'VE NEVER HAD ANYONE STALK ME BEFORE! I mean... what?

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When Love and Hate Collide by RZZMG reviews
During sixth year, Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy are compelled by an ancient & powerful destiny to be together, but will their feelings for each other be enough to save Draco from the taint of his Dark Mark & his evil alter-ego, "Malfoy"? What happens when love and hate collide? Rev. 1 was a DRAMIONE AWARD WINNER in 4 categories! Rev. 2 underway-see profile for details.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 220,333 - Reviews: 1851 - Favs: 2,878 - Follows: 2,641 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Covered in Crimson by cklls reviews
Nom-Best Multi-Chap-Deathly Hallows Awards - Dec 2010. Draco awakens in an unfamiliar place, having committed an unspeakable crime, with no wand, and no memory of how he got there. Will he save her from death, or will he be the coward he's always been?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 157,640 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 2/14/2015 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Morbid Taste for Ice by sitehound reviews
Darcy Lewis never imagined she'd be living in a house trailer in the New Mexico desert with the God of Thunder and his sociopath brother, but she's making the best of the situation. Until a frozen corpse shows up on the front porch. Casting herself as amateur sleuth, she embarks on a journey that will challenge her definitions of good, evil, love and what it is to be human.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 39 - Words: 209,006 - Reviews: 2017 - Favs: 1,707 - Follows: 1,540 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Chance Meeting at the Coffee Shop by Last of the Star Makers reviews
AUDIENCE? WHA- What are you doing looking for romantic fanfiction about me and an OC? That's so silly, Audience. TWANSITION! LA is freaking HOT. SO hot that I almost gave up coffee and wouldn't have met- ...do you hear that? The shrieking? Like a horde of females screaming with excitement. Screaming and...running...towards me... Good LORD! RUN AUDIENCE! RUN! :Toby Turner/Tobuscus:
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 101,636 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Tobuscus
The Baby Project by T.MARIA2007 reviews
Set in seventh year.The teachers bring forth a different kind of lesson...let's see how the student's fare when faced with the biggest test of all...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 144,545 - Reviews: 1636 - Favs: 1,408 - Follows: 1,497 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
They Say Fortune is a Wheel by LuvaGoodMrE reviews
AU. Seriously, AU. Loki is a gentleman – well, most of the time. Darcy is a hot mess. Somehow, they make it work. A quasi-love story about scones, chemistry and pencil skirts. But mostly scones.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,276 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 1,816 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Hermione's Bad Day by Geeky-DMHG-Fan reviews
Hermione has a bad day. Will anything make it better? DMHG, EWE, one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,120 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 47 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Breathless by Cleo2010 reviews
Things begin to unravel when Jim leaves his iPod behind in someone's car. Season two with some swearing. ***Plot arc one complete*** Plot arc one: Chapters 1-15 Rated T . Plot arc two: Chapters 16 - Ongoing... Rated M
Office - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 174,759 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Jim H., Pam B.
Atonement by SomethingBlue42 reviews
After Lord Voldemort’s victory, Hermione Granger is bought by Draco Malfoy, the Dark Lord’s most trusted servant. The longer she stays at Malfoy Manor the more she comes to learn that while Malfoy is vicious and unrelenting, not everything is as it seems.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,017 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 1,843 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Three Part Quest by Magical words from Muggle pens reviews
Narcissa Malfoy may be sick, sore, and hospitalized. But that isn't going to stop her from achieving her goal ... whether her son likes it or not. Draco/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,145 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Annoying Hermione by Curiositykils reviews
Out of every witch Draco could have picked to date, he had to pick the one witch that Hermione couldn't stand. AU/ Characters are OOC. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,281 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Open Windows by Salome Weil reviews
Hermione makes a crucial mistake with Ron and the consequences won't be pretty, unless Draco can rise to the occasion. But with his own demons to face, will he make the right choice? AU, Spoilers HBP, M for language and sexual reference, later violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 121,850 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Nicest Thing by Allleila reviews
It was meant to be a one night stand but somehow it blossomed into much more. More than either of them was willing to accept.Post- Hogwarts Era. EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,903 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hunted by Bex-chan reviews
Forced to work together when their old schoolmates start dying, Hermione & Draco must overcome their differences to solve the mysterious deaths. The tension in the office is getting rather...heated. Mature themes. 4years PostHogwarts/War. EWE. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 36 - Words: 191,497 - Reviews: 2294 - Favs: 4,866 - Follows: 1,162 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Breaking the Ice by Geeky-DMHG-Fan reviews
EWE. DMHG. One-shot. Eight months after graduation, Hermione runs into Draco in the middle of nowhere. Needless to say, there is lots they need to catch up on.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,070 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 54 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bathwater by xXBeckyFoo reviews
It's their 7th year,the Dark Lord's dead and the Death Eaters are all rounded up. Nothing could go wrong, right? There's a sense of peace in the air, but how long can it possibly last when the Ministry's throwing people together for all eternity? Curse the new Marriage Law.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 123,462 - Reviews: 1705 - Favs: 2,336 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Mirror Series: Forbidden Desire by RZZMG reviews
Booking an appointment with the famous sex practitioner, Draco Malfoy, was not the sanest idea Hermione Granger ever had, but maybe now she'll finally get the answers she's waited 10 years for. Mystery/Romance/Hot shagging-DMxHG. FIC CHALLENGE! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,797 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 1,215 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Bracelet by AkashaTheKitty reviews
Hermione has everything she could possibly want... Except a life. People are getting sick of her superior attitude, especially Draco Malfoy, who schemes to get her down, once and for all. And then there's the thing with The Bracelet... 7th year AR. COMPLETE SINCE 2009 XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 103 - Words: 303,727 - Reviews: 6432 - Favs: 4,932 - Follows: 2,161 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Queen of Heaven by riptey reviews
COMPLETE one-shot. Draco's only friend in prison is a spider, and its venom causes hallucinations of Hermione. The only problem is that Dream Hermione keeps insisting she's real. D/Hr, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,708 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Wonderful Witch Because by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Hermione said to Crookshanks,"I don't think we're in London anymore." They were in a land, far away, with a scarecrow Harry, a tin man Draco & a lion Ron. Who is the evil witch? Click your heels together three times, because there's no place like home.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,089 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
He's Not Normal by Uncle Stojil reviews
Harry Potter goes back in time and has to start everything again. Do you think he will be careful not to screw the timeline up? No, he doesn’t even think about it! A story featuring a loony Harry and a Magical World that seems willing to adapt to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,722 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 3,092 - Follows: 3,338 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Harry P.
Sucker Punch by riptey reviews
COMPLETE - Sometimes you want to punch somebody. Other times, you're the one getting hit. - After an unfortunate bar fight, Hermione Granger accidentally invites Draco Malfoy to crash on her couch indefinitely, but at least she's got his wand. D/Hr, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 85,225 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Accidental by Little Witch1 reviews
It's the best accident she ever made. An alternate DH fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,586 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Crossed Wires by ring of rubies reviews
Sequel to "Your Call Could not be Connected": Hermione worries what to wear on a first date. Draco worries about the end of the world. They're both too busy worrying to consider their communication problems. Small misunderstandings lead to larger worries.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,697 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Your Call Could Not Be Connected by ring of rubies reviews
Please Check the Name and Try Again Hermione Granger had taken to screening her floo calls. And it was all Draco bloody Malfoy’s fault… But sometimes even mistakes have happy endings. Two Shot Contains nudity. Easily offended should cover their eyes
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,946 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Dating Game by saritat reviews
Post Hogwarts. Harry thinks Hermione needs to start dating again after breaking up with Ron almost a year ago. Harry enlists Draco's help...but what happens when the pawns find out they're being played?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,092 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Essays by lazer-angel reviews
Essays. I've always loved them. That is, until someone started messing with my essays...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,966 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
All I Want for Christmas is You by AnneM.Oliver reviews
All Draco wants for Christmas is Hermione, and he only has twelve days to prove it, and he'll do it one day at a time. New Year's Eve epilogue added!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,601 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Fourth Time's the Charm by horcruxnumber8 reviews
Draco had no idea why he kept kissing Hermione Granger. The one thing he did know was that it wasn’t his fault.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,639 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 87 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Amistlemour by DarkRiverTempest reviews
After receiving an enchanted Christmas present from Fred Weasley, Hermione thinks her life will never be the same. And she's right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,494 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 54 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Beautiful Things Can Come From The Dark by yesterdayschild4 reviews
He finds her, broken and bleeding, and it will change everything. A rape aftermath story told from Draco Malfoy's POV. DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 135,873 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 2,364 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Break Me Down by BittyBlueEyes reviews
Draco feels lost and is struggling to find himself. Hermione is captured and imprisoned by Death Eaters and Draco is called to detain her. Can he, through her, find his purpose in life? Rated M for language and violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,043 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 11/9/2009 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Whips, Chains and Prisoners of Love by kutnerlove reviews
Hermione is taken prisoner by the Death Eaters and given to Draco as a slave for public breaking in. Draco is unwilling b/c of their history and the newfound disgust he has for Voldemort's followers. Can he save a girl who was once his enemy?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,108 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Merry Christmas Mr Malfoy by Emerald-Kisses reviews
Granger, there's nothing special about Christmas. Christmas doesn't exist for us!" "How very sad."-Draco Malfoy has never had a real Christmas and Hermione Granger has taken it upon herself to give him his first real Christmas. Dramione. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 186,378 - Reviews: 1229 - Favs: 1,675 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Why Draco Should Not Be Using Tampons by Padfoot the Marauder reviews
Draco and Hermione, like all newly appointed Head Boys and –Girls before them, are assigned to switch bodies for the first week of term to ensure a prosperous collaboration between them in the future. HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,268 - Reviews: 1277 - Favs: 2,819 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Simmering by thequeershoulder reviews
Hermione and Draco compete in potions, with rather explosive results. Dramione fluffy drabble - SEQUEL UP AS NEXT CHAPTER!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Captivated by Love by elegantgoth89 reviews
Post HBP, not compatible with DH. Hermione is captured in the war and is entrusted to Draco Malfoy. Draco falls in love with her and tries to show it. Will she love him back or will all he's done stand in the way? Bad summary, but read and enjoy! DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,789 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Irresistibility Potion by EphesusX reviews
A Dramoine story with a twist - Pansy makes a potion for her to be irresistable to Draco and one to make Hermione look vulgar to him...until it all goes horribly wrong for Pansy and Hermione drinks the Irresistibility Potion...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 57,928 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Random Thoughts by mctwist reviews
Random oneshots from all over the series... Draco's not gay, the Giant Squid consumes Britain, Harry and Ron walk in on Hermione... Professor Trelawney attempts to predict the weather, among other things, and Voldemort reveals that he had a sense of humor
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 42 - Words: 35,798 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Break on Through: I Write Sins Not Tragedies by rashelle1989 reviews
“Well, you see, I’m here to watch you,” Jack replied while studying his nails, “I was brought ’ere without much said, and instructed to watch you.”
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,716 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 6/10/2006
My Only Love Sprung From My Only Hate by JadedDragon4 reviews
COMPLETE! On a dark night, in a dark corridor, the unthinkable happens . . . and now the lust is unstoppable. Dramione. Rated M for sexual situations. Borderline Lemon. If this is not your cup of tea, please do not read. PLEASE R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,665 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Chocolate Cake The Complete Series by TheLocket reviews
This is a collection of the five stories -- Chocolate Cake, A Delicate Situation, A Closet Affair, All Locked Up, and A Close Study -- that catalogue the misadventures of one of the Harry Potter Series' steamiest pairs -- Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,187 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Settling the Score by dracosgem reviews
Hermione Granger, Gryffindor Princess and total bookworm at your service. Oh, and newly appointed President of the We Hate Ron Weasley Club! Membership only five knuts. Thus far I have one member, but that’s all about to change…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,137 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Illuminated by secretdiary reviews
Sequel to Blindsided. *Yeah, you heard me!* ...He knew it was her. Just what was he going to do about it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,394 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 2,462 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Wonderful Caricature of Intimacy by Countess of Abe reviews
Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 137,007 - Reviews: 3795 - Favs: 8,562 - Follows: 1,943 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Coffee High by Mydnyt reviews
Hermione," Draco said, watching as her bouncing ceased as she ate, her eye lids drooping slightly, "what are you eating?" "Cereal," she replied and glanced at the clock over the fire place. "Yay for breakfast at eleven at night!" Short fic. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Be a Doll by Sacagawea reviews
Something terrible happens to Draco and courtesy of the Head Code he is put under Hermione's care! Will they be triumphant? Will Hermione throw him off the North Tower? Read and Review. Written PreHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 109,399 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Only Draco's Mudblood by elvishwolf7 reviews
New year, new students from overseas. One starts picking on Hermione and Draco becomes protective. Rivaly starts...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 36,805 - Reviews: 1967 - Favs: 1,262 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Ganondorf tries to decipher the Zelda timeline by Freeq Runner reviews
Does what it says on the tin. Ganondorf returns to Hyrule for the umpteenth time and he and his followers decide to figure out the correct order of the games as a first step to making a plan to conquer Hyrule.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,900 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Ganondorf - Complete
Have We Met Before? by Florencia7 reviews
Post AWE. Elizabeth is determined to be loyal & wait for Will,but she loses her memory in an accident. Luckily,a certain pirate captain comes to the rescue,but will he tell her the truth about the past,or rather attempt to win her heart as a stranger? JE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 88 - Words: 297,760 - Reviews: 3075 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 5/27/2007 - [Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow] Will T., Hector B. - Complete
The Diary by slytherincrush reviews
What does Draco find in Hermione's diary? Very cliche, very unrealistic, very out of character. If that bothers you, move on, dude. It's all in good fun... Warning: fluff
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Puppy Love by cookie crumbs reviews
Five year old Hermione Granger meets a rude boy with dog ears. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Regret to Belong by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Trapped between the Muggle and Magic world, Hermione has never felt like she belonged. A painful childhood & recent divorce confirms her feelings. Draco wants to help her see that she does belong, in both places, and also to him. Nominated fiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 105,392 - Reviews: 1175 - Favs: 1,167 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 2/21/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Twilight Princess: Screwed Up Story by Shadow Commando reviews
Do I need to say it? Just look at the title.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,642 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Link, Midna - Complete
Let Me Count the Ways by Jack E reviews
Having gone two years without Will, is Jack becoming a more appealing alternative, or is Elizabeth still is true to William as ever? “How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.” Oneshot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,783 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
Everything Changes by inadaze22 reviews
“Thank you for cheating on me, Ron. It’s the best thing you could’ve done. Thank you for stopping me from making the worst mistake of my life.” My first Dramione story. Rated M for strong language and sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,191 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 3,817 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Across the Universe by Gea reviews
Jack returns to Shipwreck Cove and persuades Elizabeth to help him in the hunt for the fountain of youth. Across the world they go in search of the mystic water in hopes of living forever, while Elizabeth struggles with her loyalties and her heart.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,783 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S.
I Prefer You When You're Inebriated by Mooncheese reviews
Based in P1. On that Godforsaken island, what exactly did Elizabeth do in the interval between Jack passing out due to the hopelessly high consumption of alcohol and the burning of all the food, the shade, the rum? Sparrabeth.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Will's Twisted Adventure by phantomrose23 reviews
Tired of Elizabeth cheating on him, Will decides to sell his soul to the devil and become a vampyre...Join him in the battle against his own sanity, banana phone, hair curlers and more! Full summ inside. And yes Jack is apart of this epic adventure. R&R
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,019 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Will T., Capt. Jack Sparrow
The Day Will Turner Woke Up Gay by LinLin reviews
He preferred something a bit more fashionable. With a shiny buckle. ... Whatever it was about this particular day, it had Will Turner in a fine mood. So fine, in fact, that he felt the sudden urge to bathe and put on something... pretty.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,949 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Will T., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Real World featuring Pirates of the Caribbean by Cap'nGeech reviews
Ever wonder what would happen to the PotC cast on the Real World? Now you can find out! Watch as Jack cries, Will screams, and Norrington is frightened out of his mind! ON HIATUS!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,782 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007
A Potion A Day Keeps Who Away ? by LolaCherryColaGirl reviews
Draco and Hermione are Potions Partners for a week. They're the smartest seventh years students, so it shouldn't go wrong should it? Watch how a few potions change their relationship in only one week.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,142 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/22/2007 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Pyros of the Caribbean! by fullmetalotaku347 reviews
Captain Jack Sparko, William Burner, and Combustabeth Swan go on a journey to take back, the famed ghost ship, The Ash Black Pearl. On their journey they meet other new friends and unite as one and help each other with individual quests. MILD LANGUAGE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,486 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/28/2007 - Published: 6/17/2007
A Child's Tale by HermioneTwin reviews
How can a purple butterfly lead five year old Hermione Granger into the arms of Draco Malfoy? Read and find out! Fluffy little DracoHemione oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Welcome To Hell by RootbeerFloatShallPrevail reviews
Summary: One of these days, Granger, you’re going to be in debt to me. And when you’re begging for me to spare you, I don’t think I ought to. Rated R FOR A REASON, HAS PLOT! NOT CLICHE! This is RootbeerFloat under new pen name! FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 66,577 - Reviews: 1494 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Forgiveness by sympathex reviews
Captain Teague contemplates the sins of the past, while Jack and Elizabeth finally come to savour the present. [May contain minor spoilers for AWE!]
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Complete
Bus Stop by Marmalade Fever reviews
Every morning, Draco and Hermione meet at the bus stop. A romance revolving around an umbrella. DMHG Post HBP COMPLETE Winner at the Dramione Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,486 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 3,433 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
PH2: More Piratier, More Hilariousier, and more by Leanan Sidhe reviews
The much anticipated sequel to PIRATES HILARIOUSITY under Third Time's the Charm now. Rachel and Vicki are back, and guess who followed them! It's a whirlwind of weirdness when you include Target, the corpse monkey, and the grooming of pirates as the gi
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,604 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 10/24/2005
The Pirates by PirateBlacksmith reviews
Jack, Will, Elizabeth, Anamaria, Gibbs, Norrington, and Bootstrap Bill end up as roomates in the year 2003. Can they survive each other?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 106,516 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 8/17/2004
And Then the World Imploded by Stormwake reviews
If you like sheer randomness, this is sure to make you laugh. Really, really hard. Promise.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,955 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/6/2007 - Published: 9/16/2006
The Big Problem by rejerito reviews
Poor Jack has been acting weird... I think he’s got a problem.JackElizabeth. Smut!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,438 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/23/2007 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Complete
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest Parody by Vicarious Facade reviews
This rewrites the script in a comical fashion. IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY. It pokes fun while still loving it at the film, characters, etc. It's a pretty kickas riot for those that are fans. It was widely acclaimed on LiveJournal and now it's here.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,411 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 7/30/2006
Stupid Krum by bitchfit26 reviews
Has it ever occurred to you that Draco might have asked Hermione to the Yule Ball during their fourth year? A ficlet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Coffee at Midnight by annoyed reviews
“Everything I do is either illegal or immoral,” Draco told her with a smug grin splayed across his face. Draco Hermione pairing. Please read and REVIEW.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,505 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/4/2007 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
On The Inside by kytus reviews
DMHG, Oneshot. The absence of flaw in beauty is itself a flaw... Havelock Ellis.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,351 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Parenting Class by IcyPanther reviews
Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,647 - Reviews: 6321 - Favs: 4,934 - Follows: 1,072 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Phoenix and the Sparrow by xX .Pirate Queen. Xx reviews
JackOC. Jack finds out her many secrets such as belonging to an infamous pirate bloodline. Will they be able to last, or is heartbreak on the horizon? This is NOT a MarySue. Read a bit more than just the first 2 chaps, and you'll see. REVIEW! COMPLETE! :
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,957 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Ragetti Goes To School by Stormwake reviews
Just a silly little oneshot about Ragetti and his classmates. Guaranteed to make you laugh at least a little bit. All reviews welcome!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Complete
The Cat's Meow by LilTinyBee reviews
“A hungry Hermione is a mean Hermione” and just for fun, throw in a transfiguration assignment, an indecisive Draco, and a devoted feline into the mix. DMHG. OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
What Granger Wants by ellamalfoy8 reviews
OneShot With the help of his father’s old journals, Draco is able to read the minds of women. Who does he focus on? No one other than Hermione Granger. At last our hero can learn what it is that Granger wants, and possibly lose his mind in the process.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,509 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 136 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
So, You Want to Murder the Jellicles? by Puddycat reviews
Possibly the most ridiculus ways of killing a Jellicle cat you are ever likey to read. Don't believe me? Take a look. 8 MISTOFFELEES' SECOND TURN! Once again, please read the note at the end.
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,958 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/18/2006 - Published: 4/11/2006
Third Time's the Charm by Leanan Sidhe reviews
COMPLETED ENTIRE PIRATES HILARIOUSITY! Two girls are sent back to the Caribbean, where Vicki tries to keep from touching Will, and Rachel tries to keep from stealing all of Sparrow's lines. Rated M for language and some sexual scenes.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 71,775 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/28/2006 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Complete
Batman! by peridotdream reviews
Hermoine finds out that there are certain things the almighty Draco Malfoy DOESN'T know...one of which is Batman.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Demeter's Life by Sleeping Tiger reviews
[Cats] The events that took place up to, including, and past the Jellicle Ball, that formed the queen and all the cats surrounding her to be how we all know them to be! [Finished 12.26.05]
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 112,284 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/26/2005 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Complete
Real Or Imaginary? by Velvet Storm reviews
What happens with Portia curls up to watch her favorite movie and something goes wrong with the DVD player? She finds herself face to face with Captain Sparrow..in present day! Meant to be funny, silly and a little naughty so please don't be too critical!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,816 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2005 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
CRAZY LUNATIC EXPERIMENTS by ILUVRONWEASLEY reviews
(COMPLETE!) Hermione’s Aunt is going to Hogwarts because she needs somebody to be her ‘Guinea Pigs’, and of course, only Dumbledore is kind enough to let anybody experiment with his students (DMHG)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 90,270 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/16/2004 - Published: 11/7/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Or Just a Moron with a Big Stick by mak4 reviews
This is what happens when you try to write at five o'clock in the morning.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 10/25/2003 - Published: 10/13/2003
It Is A Wonderful Day reviews
In which Jack is clueless, Barbossa is a pacifist, Beckett is really small, Will is a crybaby, and Elizabeth is a slut. Everyone is in this, even the authoress and her nephew! Read the story. Will be in movie form by summer. Not really.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 6/22/2007