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High School Trauma by Hellbound-spirit reviews
Sakura thought this would be just another boring school year. However, the arrival of a few new students makes that quite impossible...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 41,753 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Sakura H., Neji H.
I Will Posssess Your Heart by xDeadlyDiseasex reviews
He looks like death as much as he smells like it, nails like beetle wings and a heart for me, stockholm syndrome in the worse case... SakonSakura formor-The Lizard and the Flower
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,448 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Sakon, Sakura H.
Fighting the Future by MoonVeil reviews
A strange scroll lands Sakura in the past and face to face with someone she'd happily hated for years. Unprepared for the world she’s now in, Sakura will battle enemies and her own heart as she tries to find a way home. OrochimaruSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,763 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Sakura H., Orochimaru
Daughter of the Dawn by Aurora Marija reviews
Leader finally won a long court battle. But..what does this mean for Akatsuki? The recently returned Sasori, as well as Deidara, have a new mission and they aren't gonna like it. But could friendship, and maybe something more, blossom from this?...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,087 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H.
Day Dreamer by cannibal-peach reviews
DeidaraXSakura Sakura learns that artists do the most unexpected things. And that they can be nerve racking. Life takes the most unexpected turns, either way is hardship. What a pain. :3 rated T for swearing, gore and adult situations DeiSaku (STORY IS DROPPED, WILL NOT BE RESUMED)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,874 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Sakura H., Deidara
When the colors died, something was lost by xDeadlyDiseasex reviews
AU Sakura at fourteen in a mental health ward going through her tough times, she won't tell anyone anything keeping it locked up but she falls for her 26 yr old therapist, KABUSAKU REVIEW!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,462 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Sakura H., Kabuto Y.
The Itchingness always spreads ITCHFEST! 2006 by xDeadlyDiseasex reviews
Its a sequel to 'Strange love makes me itchy' Zombies, gay jokes, HIPPIES AND TRANSVESTITES WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT? Okay fine i cant cook muffins im sorry none of those but Itachi's in a dress! Did i mention a black baby? WELL THERE IS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,313 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Itasaku and InoKisa PURE HORROR and comedy by xDeadlyDiseasex reviews
Ino and Sakura join Akatsuki, Sakura falls for the weasel and Ino is in love with a fish could things get worse OF COURSE IT COULD!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,014 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Connections Part 1: Morning by Ahnura reviews
Breaking ties with her village was one of the hardest things Sakura Haruno had to do in her life. Trying to survive with Akatsuki’s very own Deidara may prove to be even more challenging. Updated. DeiSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,111 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Sakura H., Deidara
Found by kauzchen reviews
Deidara & Sakura. He was peculiar and a little too observant for her tastes, but he was also alone, just like her, at the fault of this supercilious war. So she would dance with him, just until they could both forget how much they had lost.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,034 - Reviews: 1592 - Favs: 1,738 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Heart of an Artist, Hands of a Killer by Lady Hanaka reviews
They were both searching for the same Uchiha. Uchiha Sasuke. She wanted love, he wanted revenge. She found him drowning in a pool of his own blood. It was at that moment that she realized their paths were the same, even if their goals were not. DeiSaku ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,943 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 718 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Sakura H., Deidara
A Facked up truth or dare by Artemis 85 reviews
ooo yes there will be blood, the title explains it all. Many pairings! NejixTen, GaaraxSaku, TemxShikaxIno. Contains lemons and dodgy but hilarious scenes...if you like dodgy stories and want an all nighter...your've got the right link...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 39,977 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Somewhere I Have Never Travelled, Gladly Beyond by Wyntermute reviews
Naruto had been bragging all day that his new jutsu was his best yet. Sakura and her new situation beg to differ. Post timeskip. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,879 - Reviews: 1340 - Favs: 1,781 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Kisame's Corner by TheWindAlchemist reviews
KISAME'S CORNER! ASK HIM AND ALL THE AKATSUKI QUESTIONS SO THEY CAN GET A DECENT MEAL EVERY DAY! Chapter 19 up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 65,287 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Kisame H.
Hearts of Clay by SnapdragonBojangles reviews
DeidaraSakura. Only this time instead of Sakura joining Akatsuki, it's the other way around. Deidara is found badly injured by Konoha Ninja and brought back to the village.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,728 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Deidara, Sakura H.
The Akatsuki Is Screwed by RuneWitchSakura reviews
There is one thing in the world you don't ever Ever EVER do. And that is piss off Iruka. The Akatsuki has done that...The Akatsuki is screwed. Rated T for Violence. Oneshot plus 2 Omake stories: Kakashi finds TobiObito, and Sasuke Gets The News
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,376 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Iruka U., Naruto U. - Complete
As pure as snow by Girl-With-The-Tinfoil-Teeth reviews
UP FOR ADOPTION! REVIEW OR SEND A MESSAGE IF YOU WANT TO CONTINUE IT.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,448 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/15/2008 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Haku, Sakura H.
The Cherry blossom and the Weasel by Girl-With-The-Tinfoil-Teeth reviews
When Sasuke leaves Sakura turns into a goth. And starts to slit her wrists, she runs away and joins akatsuki and falls in love, will her heart be broken again? The battle is over, the question is, will Sakura live? CHAPTER EIGHT IS UP! DISCONTINUING SOON!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,915 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Not another Naruto DRAMA! by Diediekill reviews
Never going to finish. This is a gawd awful story. Hilarious typos galore.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 77,188 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Naruto U.
That's MY book! by BlueBastard reviews
Sakura, tired and frustrated by her teammates and Kakashi, decides to steal one of her sensei's precious books. Will she regret it?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,403 - Reviews: 1301 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 10/6/2005 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Marrow by DeGlace reviews
Kimimaro x Sakura. Because some things reach bone–deep.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,343 - Reviews: 1247 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 1,114 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Kimimaro, Sakura H.
Maelstrom by Lady Hanaka reviews
Two years after Sakura 'died', the shinobi world is on the brink of war. New and old enemies will arise to destroy all that Sakura holds dear, and it will be up to her and the still hidden mysteries of her scroll to save the unknowing shinobi nations.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 162,333 - Reviews: 3472 - Favs: 1,477 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Impossible Love by NarutoXHinataPie reviews
[AU][DeiSaku] Sakura, age 14, is unpopular and only has a couple of friends. She never had a boyfriend and believes she’s a love failure. Deidara, age 21, just moved in into the city Konoha. Will things finally change? And why are Sakura’s friends mad?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 75,409 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Sakura H., Deidara
Surround Sound by Creign reviews
Sakura is taken hostage at Hidden Sound Village and is forced to heal two of the Sound Five. There is a fine line between patient and morethanfriends though, and her favorite avenger thinks so too. Sakosaku.Sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,783 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Sakon, Sasuke U.
The Rules of Naruto by shrieking minties 51 reviews
If anyone in any of the hidden villages ever asks you any question do NOT answer with the words 'because I'm a ninja'EDITED add your suggestions guys!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 5/11/2007
The Opening of Blue Eyes by ChibiKyubi reviews
Naruto and Hinata are on a mission, but during a fight Hinata gets wounded. Naruto seeks shelter for both of them, but after that night, nothing would be the same again. Full summary inside! [NaruHina] [Vote for other pairings]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,081 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
15 Ways To Annoy Neji by Kagome Raya reviews
Just what the title says. My way of sending Neji up the wall and staying there too.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,685 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/30/2007 - Published: 4/1/2007
After School Specials by xDeadlyDiseasex reviews
Sakura and Ino have nothing better to do except sneak into school, but Sakura finds more than she wished she did. Though Iruka's working hard... just not on his papers
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Sakura H., Iruka U. - Complete
Next Time by kauzchen reviews
Hidan & Sakura. Fifty reasons she's worth it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,114 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Crimson Reflections by Lady Hanaka reviews
The continuation of A Ripple in the Pond. Sakura Haruno is now a missingnin from Konoha, living with the Akatsuki. As she comes to terms with her new lifestyle, she must also come to terms with her new feelings for the Mangekyou wielding Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 145,883 - Reviews: 2541 - Favs: 1,576 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
People Change by perilouslips reviews
Sakura has changed over the years. Now the question is, who will actually notice and acknowledge this? SOON TO BE EDITED, LAST TIME, I PROMISE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,305 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara
Metamorphosis by MitsukiShiroi reviews
[ItaSaku] When Sakura embarks on a search for Sasuke, she is taken hostage by the Akatsuki. Now, she can't deny that the gravitation is pulling her, and the brother of the love of her life together.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,178 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 6/5/2007 - Published: 10/25/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Evolution by MitsukiShiroi reviews
[ItaSaku][Sequel to Metamorphosis] Sakura has escaped towards Sound, towards her final goal Sasuke. Will she be stopped before she reaches him? Or will her feelings for Itachi bring her back to him?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,953 - Reviews: 1109 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 6/5/2007 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
CHAOS! by sakurachn reviews
Hey! Thanks for the help guys! Chappie 24 up. Hidden feelings always come out in the end. But not always are they mutual... is this one of those cases? Maybe, maybe not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 23,296 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Deidara as a Girl by CraZy-AneH-GiRL reviews
Deidara have to pretend to be a girl named Deira to spying the Kyuubi, unconsciously He fall in love with a girl and now he's in confusion,,DeiSaku,, TRAGEDYHUMOR story,,[COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,672 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/28/2007 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Of sound Nins and butt bows by Girl-With-The-Tinfoil-Teeth reviews
Everyone thought that it was Orochimaru that was evil but what if it was his butt bow he wears? Well that is where I come in I am going to tell you about that fateful day the truth came OUT! R&R! and you get a cookie!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Poisoned Cherry Blossom by Phantomica reviews
[ItaSaku] Did you ever know that you can be poisoned by a special Cherry Blossom? Which one? The one with the name ‘Sakura’. [Contains Lemon] Discontinued!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,957 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 5/15/2007 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Curry by BlackElement7 reviews
Sakura's come back from a mission, but who is this little girl clinging to her? And why does Sakura keep insisting that she's not her daughter, but her tool? [SakuraxSasori]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,966 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
Akatsuki: Attack of the Tobi by TheWindAlchemist reviews
TOBI CLONES HIMSELF AND TAKES OVER THE WORLD! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OH MY GOD! THEY'RE HERE! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!EPILOGUE EPILOGUE EPILOGUE all comments and questions for Kisame's Corner will be answered in the full fanfic. ttyl
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 47,967 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Akatsuki - Complete
Disillusions and Misleadings by I.Plead.Ignorance reviews
She never knew what truely mattered until she was put up to the test. Should she tred on a path less traveled to figure it all out or should go along with the flow pretending all is well? In a confusing world all one can rely on in the end is their self.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,005 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/4/2007 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
All In The Name Of A One Sided Love by Airotia reviews
Sakura feels compelled to leave Konoha and look for Sasuke. Ino follows her. But what they find isn't exactly Sasuke. A story of a bad guy changing, and of a crazy person realizing how crazy they actually are. KabutoSakura InoChouj AU Rating changed
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,049 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/21/2007 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Sakura H., Kabuto Y.
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1533 - Favs: 3,597 - Follows: 354 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Itachi goes to Candy Mountain by NarutoXHinataPie reviews
[OneShot] For all who have seen Charlie the Unicorn, this is Itachi getting dragged to Candy Mountain by Sasuke and Sakura. No one was harmed making this fanfiction except for Itachi's kidney...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Healing by Apherion reviews
To disappear hurt and to reappear unscathed is impossible. Healing will begin once unsevered ties end. Sakura Itachi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,124 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/7/2007 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Living With Itachi by MagenKyotenChiten reviews
[ItaSaku] 17 year old Haruno Sakura wishes that something interesting or lifechanging would happen in her life. But be careful, what you wish for. Because that wish didn't happen to involve living with Itachi Uchiha and Akatsuki desiring her power.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,302 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 2/25/2007 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Wanted by YvonneandNeji reviews
In response to CirenWitch's DeidaraSakura challenge: Sakura wasn't ever expecting to become a missing nin, but then again she never thought Sasuke would marry Ino either.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,397 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 2/16/2007 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H.
100 Ways To Make Sasuke Rip His Hair Out by sentbyangels13 reviews
Everyone loves to pick on Sasuke. Now it's your turn! Come see Dr.sentbyangels13 for all your pissing off needs.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Sasuke U.
Itachi Goes to a Chinese restaurant by TheWindAlchemist reviews
Itachi and a fortune cookie.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
Broken Doll by Kyuuquisite reviews
Sasori kidnapped Sakura to be his living doll. Can Sakura really be his living doll?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,667 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Sakura H., Sasori
A Ripple in the Pond by Lady Hanaka reviews
Sakura Haruno is kidnapped by the Akatsuki, mainly one in particular: Uchiha Itachi. How will her friends take all of this? Will they forget she existed? Or, like a ripple in a pond, will her abduction spiral out and effect others around her? Warning:Rape
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 135,401 - Reviews: 1208 - Favs: 1,931 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dirty Little Secret by backlash symphony reviews
It started out as a deal he made with her, a deal he knew she'd never say no to when Sasuke's life belonged to him. It was the perfect secret. No one knew. Not even Sasuke. Sakura never would've thought it'd end up like this. OrochiSakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 136,395 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 12/12/2006 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Orochimaru, Sakura H. - Complete
Strange love makes me itchy by xDeadlyDiseasex reviews
What Sakura has a grandpa? What he's the akatsuki leader? Well if that isnt scary enough... i think i smell burnt love in the kitchen!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,047 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/7/2006 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Itachi and his milkshakes! by xDeadlyDiseasex reviews
Kisame gets a taste a itachi in his booty jeans NOT YAOI OR W.E YOU CALL IT! just pure funneh
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Want a COOKIE? by xXSasukeluvaXx reviews
Never mention cookies to Sasuke ever again...or something horrible may happen...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
Iruka's Date by Holdenia reviews
What happens when Iruka gets set up on a date with a young kunoichi? [oneshot] Read&Review.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Iruka U., Sakura H. - Complete
50 Ways to make Neji Rip Your Head Off by sentbyangels13 reviews
Neji hates you enough. Why don't you push it some more? Here are 50 ways how.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/7/2006 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Neji H.
I think you are an Idiot by Selunchen123 reviews
Sasuke went to Orochimaru and ends up wondering a bit about how Orochimaru acts like an evil person and comes to a disturbing conclusion.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Orochimaru, Sasuke U. - Complete
Thirty Ways To Make Hinata Mad by sentbyangels13 reviews
Yes. The quite girl in the corner is about to blow. Here's 30 ways how.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Hinata H. - Complete
The Truth by Chaotic Demon reviews
The truth behind Orochimaru. Doncha just love the dub? gags
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Orochimaru, Sasuke U. - Complete
Crisis! by LoveShinobi4eva reviews
Sakura has moved to Suna for her job as a medic teacher, she also moved because her best friend Temari lives thier, but what happens when sparks fly between Sakura and Temari's brother, Gaara? GaaraxSakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,437 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/6/2006 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Ijutsu by Nushi reviews
Being healed every month is taking it's toll on Gekkou Hayate. Enduring the pain to complete missions and the process of living is made a little easier by one kunoichi. [hayasaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,944 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 1/20/2006 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Hayate G., Sakura H.
Funeral Dress by Black-Telic reviews
Itachi went to Shisui's wake for no reason but his duty to the clan. [One shot, spoilers up to around chapter 200.]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/25/2005 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
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