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Joined 01-11-07, id: 1194645, Profile Updated: 04-03-08
Author has written 22 stories for Law and Order: CI, Special Unit 2, Scream, and Harry Potter.

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Like my pic, BA fans? Alas, photoshop seems to be the only way we will ever see Vicent and Kathryn kiss. :.(

My name is Emily, I'm 25, and yes, I am the original LMR, which, if for whatever godawful reason you want to find is posted under the penname LMR (duh). I created I-am-LMR as a creative expression meant to represent the way I have grown as a writer and person. The way my ideals and priorities have changed over the years. To reflect my fluid perception of what a healthy romantic relationship is.

Bull. I forgot my password.

The first thing that will become clear as you read my writing is that I have a mental illness. No, wait, that sounded wrong. What I mean is, I have bipolar disorder, or manic depression, which really stands out in my writing as it seeps into everything I write. Apparently writing is a common symptom of bipolar. The fact that I write romance stories also stems in part from the bp - I need the vicarious romance as I am going to stay single for life. Not the party/bachelor type single, the nun type. sigh

My favorite TV show is Law and Order: Criminal Intent because it delves into psychological profiles of twisted minds. Because it has a serious subplot about mental illness and the way it affects people. Because it shows meaningful and intimate friendships at their best.

And because the stars are really hot.

The main reason I love it is that it has the best 'ship I've ever seen, read, watched, thought, anything. Bobby and Alex have a connection deeper than I thought possible in fiction. Or in real life, for that matter. I never tire of finding ways for them to just kiss and hook up already. I mean, man! The writers have strung us along for how many seasons!? They don't even touch! Of course, if they did touch, the sparks would fly right through the screen and damage our televisions.

I also love Special Unit 2, a TV show a few years ago that was sadly canceled before anyone ever got a chance to realize it existed. It was about monster-hunting cops in my home city of Chicago. It was also hysterically funny and had an adorable little romance to boot. I swear to the other SU2 fans that I will eventually hook up Kate and Nick.

After I find about five more ways to hook up Bobby and Alex.

Love from, LMR

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All About Him by guitar73girl reviews
Alex and Bobby explore their fledgling relationship and there's an unusual situation for our favourite Detective!
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,959 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 6/3/2007 - R. Goren, A. Eames
Sweet Salvation by vdogrrl44 reviews
Goren and Eames' investigation into a girl's killer leads them down unknown paths when Eames goes undercover. BA and will be 'M' later. Case StoryRomance.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,207 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 1/23/2007
Pay Dirt by guitar73girl reviews
The wagers continue... who will win Round 2?
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008
Hope by guitar73girl reviews
Always wondered where that photo got to...
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Complete
Four days four nights four overnight stays by superfelix reviews
BA Another post Blind Spot story. Four days, nights and overnight stays change Bobby’s and Alex’s relationship. BA
Law and Order: CI - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,486 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 4/3/2008 - A. Eames, R. Goren - Complete
Gnomes Need Love To by Rassmussin reviews
Carl gets in the middle of an investigation due to a personal relationship. Someone from Nick's past, an ex gf comes back into his life, and on top of it, they have a Giant to deal with. Will end up being a Nick/Kate shippy, of course.
Special Unit 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,118 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Complete
Blind Date by Rassmussin reviews
Kate has a blind date, a set of handcuffs, and a very, very suprised yet turned on Nick!
Special Unit 2 - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,249 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/11/2008 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Complete
A Happy New Year by Metisse reviews
Nothing but pure fluff. Wanted to give Bobby and Alex a happier New Year than they've had thus far this season. LOL Hope you enjoy.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2008 - A. Eames, R. Goren - Complete
A LOCI Christmas Carol by Metisse reviews
Charles Dickens classic, butchered by me. BA shippy as usual. Blame Bill Murray's 'Scrooged' for giving me the idea to update the old classic.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,472 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 12/1/2007 - R. Goren, A. Eames - Complete
Vade Mecum by Frost Deejn reviews
Sequel to Kind of Like Evil. Goren and Eames investigate when a man who seemed to have no enemies is beaten to death. Eames has second thoughts about requesting a new partner.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,455 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Complete
Flirt by FrancescaBoscorelli reviews
Alex wonders why Bobby never flirts with her.You know I suck at summaries,just read inside to find out! BA fluff
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/26/2007 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Complete
Eight Ball, Corner Pocket by Dozen and One Stars reviews
Mild swearing. Brother's are always there for you. They're there to share a laugh, embarrass you, and to scare off your potential suitors. Partners are equally as loyal. They protect you, put up with you, and keep you from killing your brothers. BA
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,370 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 1/9/2006
Furniture by immafermata reviews
Quote from Zoonotic. Why Bobby is rough with the furniture. BA.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Complete
Suspicion by clueless in seattle reviews
Bodies are turning up all over New York and Alex is getting concerned about Bobby's reaction to the case...
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Complete
Kind of Like Evil by Frost Deejn reviews
The first case Goren and Eames work together: a daring triple homicide. None of the victims knew each other, and each had enemies. How do the detectives narrow down the list of suspects? And can Eames put up with her eccentric new partner?
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,315 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Complete
Eat Your Heart Out Johnny Depp by clueless in seattle reviews
Bobby and Alex go undercover...
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Complete
Nature's Imperative by InfinityStar reviews
Eames is back from maternity leave but the partners are having trouble regaining their groove with each other. Will an undercover assignment help them regain what they seem to have lost or send them in a new direction entirely? Fluff 'n' stuff. BA
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,796 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 4/17/2007 - R. Goren, A. Eames - Complete
BOBBY x 2 by clueless in seattle reviews
One way things might have happened...
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
Love and Emptiness by TriStateCopFan reviews
Date Night leaves Bobby feeling empty and Alex feeling...too much to explain here. Warnings for language and suggestive sexual innuendo in certain chapters. Chapter 10 is the beginning of the Sequel: Two Hearts, One Love
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,678 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/12/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Complete
How Come You Love Me by Clue Impaired reviews
A small moment of Fluff between Alex and Bobby when the world all seems right.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Complete
BLIND SPOT THREE by Patcat reviews
Some more missing scenesafter Alex leaves the hospital.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,389 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Complete
Epiphany by vdogrrl44 reviews
The boundaries of our partnership have become so blurred that I cannot see clearly.Chapters 2 as well as later in the story have elements of M so be forewarned! This is a repost of my first story as it was rife with poor punctuation! Hope you enjoy!
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,663 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Complete
Stumble by PomKat reviews
He has always stumbled around those words. He can't bring himself to say them. But that's okay, she already knows. Song fic. BA slightly romantic.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Complete
Jigsaw's Dinner Party by Ba'alzamon reviews
Jigsaw, now retired from teaching people life lessons, invites a few of his past victims to an apologetic dinner he’s holding at his hideout in the old mannequin factory. Enjoy.
Saw - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,731 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Complete
A Shift of Axis by Penn O'Hara reviews
The stakes are higher when Bobby next locks heads with his nemesis, Nicole Wallace. Sequel to Ocean's Two. Bobby'Alex, Logan'Barek.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,719 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/13/2006 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Complete
Hope by elfluvr reviews
COMPLETE Four. That was the number of months that he'd held his breath and hoped. Sequel to Progeny.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,337 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/15/2006 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Complete
Progeny by elfluvr reviews
COMPLETE He remembered that he'd cried the night he decided never to have children of his own. Warning: Ch3 and Ch4 contain explicit sex.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,846 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/1/2006 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Complete
Satire by erika red reviews
The crackfic to end all crackfics.. especially if Bobby and Alex have any say in it. A satire of some of the more.. unlikely fics. Please R&R.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,583 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/30/2006 - Published: 1/28/2006 - Complete
Suicidal Chalk by GorensGirl reviews
James gets bored in History of Magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2006 - James P. - Complete
Reunion by Fluffy-CSI reviews
FINISHED chapter 17 up. Goren decides to attend his HS reunion. Guess who he brings as a date... BA
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,683 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/12/2006 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Complete
A Leg, a Shoulder, and a Puzzle Piece by Mike Coppola reviews
What happened after Dr. Gordon went to get help? This fanfic will tell you that. It is divided into two chapters, Dr. Gordon's tale, and Adam's aftermath. Dedicated to Gregg Hoffman, R.I.P.
Saw - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/8/2005 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Complete
Fairy Tales by Brigid reviews
There is a code among certain Voyager fanfiction writers that says "You must write a turbolift story." Here's mine.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,743 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2004 - T. Paris, B. Torres
Schmuck by B. Cavis reviews
His socks don't match." Sequel to Art of Being a Kept Woman
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,698 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Published: 5/8/2004
Game by bast2 reviews
Bobby and Bishop pass the time.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/6/2003
With Both Hands by CycloneT reviews
“Bobby, c’mon. I’m hot and bored and uncomfortable, and I’ve had enough for one day.” She lowered her voice to a conniving whisper. “Let’s play hooky.” GorenEames
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,716 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/28/2003 - Published: 9/20/2003 - Complete
The Art of Being a Kept Woman by B. Cavis reviews
Alexandra Eames: emotional bandage of the masses."
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,633 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/28/2003
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The Misadventures of Squeaky and Other reviews
A series of plotless stories about Bobby and Alex goofing off after hours. Now playing: Bobby gets in Big Trouble. Again.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,712 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Complete
Fluff reviews
Another of my 3,978 ways to hook up Alex and Bobby, this one involving a double date and the most trite, overused plot in history! Fluffy, duh. BA 'ship
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,964 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 12/8/2007
LOLBobby reviews
Eames discovers the terrible truth about what Bobby writes in that ridiculous binder.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Complete
Love and Pickles reviews
Alex comes up with a nickname for Bobby. If only he knew she'd gotten it from a romance novel...
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Complete
Electricity reviews
Sequel to The Other Side. Another funny murder mystery with furtherance of the cheesy romantic subplot. BA 'ship story. Mystery, Humor, Romance Rated K plus for murder, mild language, and mild sexuality Yay! There's sexuality this time! readers cheer
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,896 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 10/20/2007
How He Asked reviews
My version of how Harry might have asked Ginny to marry him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Troublemaker reviews
One shot about a very naughty man no, not THAT kind of naughty!
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Complete
Safety Smell reviews
Alex stays up with Bobby after his torture. BA
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Complete
The Big News reviews
Summary: Bobby, I'm pregnant. This is NOT a Bobby baby story! The baby in question is Nathan.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Complete
The Other Side reviews
A funny murder mystery with a cheesy romantic subplot. BA 'shippy. K plus for Murder She Wrote level violence and some mild language. Mystery, Humor, Romance
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,907 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Complete
Misleading reviews
Goren is thrown upon finding Eames has been misleading about her family history. Angst Not cannon with anything else I've written. BA 'ship
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Complete
Crossing a Line reviews
Robert Goren, you buzz me in right now because... your neighbors are going to call the police, and if anyone from our precinct hears what I've got to say, we'll both be in trouble! K plus for mild sexuality.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Complete
Another Darned Scream 4 reviews
Someone's taken their love of lame attempts to resurrect horror movie villians too far!
Scream - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/19/2007
Infinity reviews
Sequel to 'Can You Keep a Secret' The Christmas after her secret Valentine struck, Alex takes Bobby to her family's place for the holiday, planning a surprise of her own. Rated K plus for innuendo and mild language. BA RomanceHumor
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,820 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/16/2007 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Complete
Difficulties reviews
Ironic that having a near flawless bond with someone would be exactly what could keep them from enjoying it. He rolled over, away from her to take away the perfect view and to hide his severe discomfort from his partner should she wake up and look at him.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Complete
The Cliche reviews
Yes this is LMR and this is the same The Cliche that I posted under my old id. A new link is terrorizing Naperville. Ooh, aah. KN 'shippy of course!
Special Unit 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,595 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
You're Still Here reviews
I swore I would never write a songfic, but this was so perfect I found I wasn't capable of not doing it. BA 'ship postep of 'Wee Small Hours.'
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Complete
Hey, Sherlock! reviews
Everybody's heard this Sherlock Holmes joke...now how would it sound with OUR Sherlock and the antiWatson?
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Complete
Can You Keep a Secret? reviews
All Alex knows about her Secret Valentine is that he is extremely clever, is offbeat, has plenty to spend, completely adores her, knows everything about her, and is about two fries short of a Happy Meal. But she just won't let herself believe... BA fluff
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,638 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/15/2007 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Complete
Haunted reviews
Goren and Eames have become stranded in a lousy diner with a murder victim, suspects aplenty and... a ghost? The case plays on Goren's worst fear that he's losing his sanity. Part 2 is a reuinion romance story. Reformatted for your reading comfort!
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,211 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/7/2007 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Complete
Ulterior Motives reviews
Eames's nephew comes to 1 PP one day and decides to tell his new buddy Bobby all about what his Mommy and Auntie Alex talked about last weekend.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,978 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Complete
Dependency Issues reviews
Goren looses his portfolio and reveals his dependency issues. One shot BA fluff. Could be taken as BA friendship if you're, you know, weird like that.
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Complete