'zup. Moi:

Gender: Female

Age: 17

Employment: Student, babysitter, french tutor

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:

I'm going on a type of sabbatical for a while. (Yes, I know I haven't been writing on here for a long time; I guess I'm just making it offical.) As mentioned, I'm seventeen, and as such I must begin preparing for the real world. See, I've been a bit of a bum these past years (okay, all my years) and haven't been much of a one for responsibility, so I have a lot of- let's term it make-up work- to do. (Oodles of it, actually.)

Anyhow, the long and short of it is that I will no longer be writing or reviewing, for an unspecified amount of time, as I get myself in order. I may return. I may not.

So, to all the skilled writers out there whose stories I've been reading eagerly all along, kudos and au revoir. It's been fun. If ever I do return, I'll make sure to catch up reviews I'll have missed. In the meantime, happy writing and bon chance.

I Have Never/Will Not...

-Write things including porn, swearwords, or slash.

-Read things which include porn, inordinate profanity, or slash.

-Go beyond a PG-13 rating on any story.

Funnier than heck clip, Louis CK: Everything's Amazing, Nobody's Happy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jETv3NURwLc

An entertaining interview of Patrick Stewart, who played in (most notably) Star Trek: The Next Generation and the X-Men movie trilogy. He's one of my favorite actors. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXOK-ZVJMaU

I don't have much in the way of stories on here; at least not what I would consider any good. Most of what I'm working on I am hacking away at feverishly at home, but I've learned it's best not to post a story until I have at least the first draft completed. Once I have the responsibility of posting weekly, it's not as fun, and my brain spazzes out.

Anyhow, I also dislike long profiles, so I'll leave you to whatever you came here for. (What did you come here for? Not to be rude, just genuinely curious what brought you to this neck of the woods... :D)