Perivates
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Joined 01-11-07, id: 1194742, Profile Updated: 09-04-10
Author has written 10 stories for South Park, Invader Zim, Supernatural, and Fullmetal Alchemist.

Not much to say about me. Have 24 years life experience under my belt, though that doesn't necessarily mean much of anything. Philadelphian, Libertarian, atheist, somewhere on the gay side of the Kinsey scale. I like Animorphs, Glee, Harry Potter, and a bunch of other fandoms. I don't write much these days because college is busy kicking my ass, but I do try when the mood strikes me.

I'm not all that huge on pairings. Because of this, I tend to either be really into a pairing, or not much at all, though being into it doesn't necessarily mean I want to write it or talk about it. My current pairing obsessions are primarily Puck/Kurt and Harry/Draco.

Also? Just because I like slash (and femslash and on rare occasion het) doesn't mean I will like just any slash, or even most slash at that. If I can't recognize the characters you're writing about as the characters they're supposed to be, then there is a serious problem with your story. Please, for the love of whatever you hold sacred, don't destroy characterization (there is a difference between this and character development) for the sake of a pairing. Doing this seriously cheapens it; if you can't work the characters together in a believable story, then what's the point? This is the reason I'm both picky and open regarding pairings - because it's all dependent on the characters.

On a final note, I'm a big-time lurker. Barely ever leave reviews, either due to laziness or shyness. But if I've fave'd something of yours, you can be sure that it touched me.

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AIM: LugensFata
MSN: coffeeclouds@hotmail.com
LJ: perivates

I'm not online much these days, but I do enjoy meeting new people. :) Feel free to hit me up anytime.

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Restitution by Lael Adair reviews
1 The act of restoring to the rightful owner something that has been taken away, lost, or surrendered. 2 The act of making good or compensating for loss, damage, or injury. 3 A return to or restoration of a previous state or position. -complete-
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,281 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 5/7/2005 - Dib, Zim - Complete
I Feel So by Brat-Child3 reviews
I hugged myself and let out a sob: longing for the comfort of his smile, his touch. I was so sick. So sick and tired of being angry. In one clear moment, I realized how hopeless it had all been, and I asked myself: Now what?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,955 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Short Stories with Tragic Endings by Faery Goddyss reviews
Kenny's final death brings Kyle back to South Park after 11 years of living in California. Little does he or Stan know, but even in death Kenny has plans for his two estranged friends. StanBebe ending in StanKyle. COMPLETE w/ EPI.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 276,896 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M.
The Oedipus Complex by Cszemis reviews
After being dared to seduce the whorish Liane Cartman, Kenny learns that he and Cartman’s Mom may not be so different after all. Cartman however is being torn between fighting for a university place, Wendy, and his mother’s honour. CartmanxWendy
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,140 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Kenny M., Eric Cartman
Butt Buddies by Accountabilibuddy reviews
[Slash, StanKyle] Stan feels awkward.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Mr E and That One Dude by style xx reviews
COMPLETE Due to some great, unfathomable coincidence, Stan and Kyle are paired up on a longterm project – and find that you learn more about your best friend when he thinks you’re a total stranger. [StanKyle, KennyWendy]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 77,396 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Acting The Part by Kenny's Most Wanted reviews
In a desperate attempt to escape the unwanted affections of All the Ladies, Kyle takes Kenny's suggestion to act gay...with Stan, who may not be just acting.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,897 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Serendipity by Aurifex reviews
Kenny and Cartman pose a bet to Stan and Kyle that will, although it is accidental, change their lives forever. Style and Slash. Chapter 12 up now, FINALLY!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,718 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 4/7/2007 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B.
My Last Friend by Genis Aurion reviews
[Goodbye fic, oneshot, nonslash]. StanKyle friendship. I never understood why you so badly wanted me to be your best friend. I suppose before the end, though, I'll find out for myself.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2007 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Twilight by gedatsu-kitteh reviews
The past is the begining of the begining and all that is and has been is but the twilight of the dawn. [StanKyle]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Doing Your Research by Indiana Beach Bum reviews
Stan gets more than a head full of information when Kyle invites him to the library to help with his term paper. SK Mature for a reason! Joint fic by Cszemis and IBB.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,996 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
For Now, Forever by style xx reviews
On a lifetime of selfless, unconditional love for the man who deserved it the least. [StanKyle]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,724 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Shatter by Genis Aurion reviews
[slash, oneshot, StanKyle]. No matter what we were doing, I could never seem to stop myself from shattering his world.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Giving to the Greater Good by style xx reviews
In a botched attempt to get back together with Stan, Wendy gives him ideas about what his best friend's weird new habit really means. [StanKyle]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,694 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
She Has No Idea by style xx reviews
Once upon a time, in a high school far away, there were two aggressive teenaged boys with one aggressive teenaged secret... PWP, may be considered kinky. [StanKyle]
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,206 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
A Brief Scuffle Between Pitcher and Catcher by Seaouryou reviews
The first real fight Stan and Kyle got into was when they were discussing who would be on top if they were, COMPLETELY HYPOTHETICALLY, a gay couple.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,006 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
The Irish Had It Right by Cszemis reviews
Courtesy of Cszemis and BroflovskiFan. See Stan drink. See Kyle drink. See Stan and Kyle cope with drinking.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,974 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Finger Paint The Sky by Brat-Child3 reviews
And as I cry myself to sleep, my tears drown me in my dreams. SxK heartbreak.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,560 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Life is Better Under a Totalitarian Regime by Seaouryou reviews
The entire school student body appears to be suffering under the delusion that Stan is dating Kyle. Stan is determined to prove them wrong. Unfortunately, he seems to be proving them right.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,640 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/21/2006 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Misconstrued by Seaouryou reviews
Stan, Kyle, Aspen, and a relationship that everyone misinterprets but them. [Genfic]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Psychic BS by Brat-Child3 reviews
Cartman believes he's a psychic, Kyle thinks he's full of it. To prove his abilities, he begins making predictions about Stan and Kyle's relationship. When they come true, Kyle has to rethink Cartmans predictions, and his relationship with Stan.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,484 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/15/2006 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Can't Say Goodbye by Brat-Child3 reviews
One of the hardest things in life is saying goodbye, and learning how to let go. SxK
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Chocolate Chip by Kyuunen reviews
Kyle sits alone, musing about cookies and friendship, waiting for the one who was supposed to be here. But perhaps he should've been smart and expected to be sitting by himself. A story of hope, heartstrings, and chocolate chip cookies.[OneShot,KylexStan]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,338 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/10/2005 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
I Wish by Fletset reviews
Kyle discovers beer, Stan discovers Kyle and... fluff ensues.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,012 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2005 - Complete
Other Than Silence by Keelywolfe reviews
Zim doesn't trust silence, especially not from Dib. Implication of ZimDib slash
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/12/2004 - Complete
Last Chance by Idgiebay reviews
Ficlet. -=[ZADR]=- One last chance, one last choice. (warnings: a bit of strong language)
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2003
Sting by ThatGirl reviews
A short piece of late nights (SLASH)
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/6/2003
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Life Is Like A Box Of Bugs reviews
...in that you never know what you're gonna get, and sometimes it comes out all gooey. A slowly growing collection of drabbles, just because I get struck with random ideas. StanKyle. Newest drabble: In Lieu of Ladders
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 18,365 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Hauntless Sinner reviews
It can't end like this... DanteHohenheim. Just my take on how the two could have fallen apart.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Hoenheim - Complete
Incendiary reviews
Focuses on Elicia's desire to avenge her father. Written for Prima Materia's SueCross Contest last summer. Warnings for teenaged Elicia and a bit of gross imagery towards the end.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,283 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Elysia H., Envy - Complete
Chronic reviews
Just a short introspective Envy drabble, regarding his relationship with Dante.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Envy - Complete
Contradictions
Dean centric drabble, set prior to Sam finding out about his fate. Dean hates it when Sam tries to analyze him.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Streetcorner Chains reviews
Maybe freedom was really just another word for invisible chains. [KyleStan, past StanWendy] Companion fic to Tethering Masks.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Wendy Testaburger, Stan M. - Complete
Tethering Masks reviews
What are you supposed to do when you find yourself attracted to two people at once? He loved them both, he couldn't imagine ever loving one and not the other... [KyleStan, StanWendy]
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,868 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Matroshka reviews
Every choice changes who we are in one way or another, subtly or overtly. It alters our perspective on the world around us and how we relate to it. But sometimes that shift spins us off balance, and all we can do is hope to land on our feet. Potential SK.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,210 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Holding Moonlight reviews
Just a short ZADR drabble about how a relationship might form between them.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Dib, Zim - Complete
All Mormons Go To Heaven reviews
Normal people would be glad to know that their faith was the correct one. At least, that was what Gary Harrison thought, and he was quite sure that he was normal. But after discovering this truth, he wasn't so sure that he was satisfied with it.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Stan M., Eric Cartman