Fraulein Chacha
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Author has written 1 story for X-overs, and Warhammer.

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Of Fears Unknown by Captain MeraSparrow reviews
AU HPxPotC Norrington wakes up in a very strange place, filled with things he's been taught to fear, and others that he's never before encountered...and that aside, there's something very strange happening to him. COMPLETE!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 99,926 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 8/12/2006 - James N. - Complete
At Parody's End by Agent047 reviews
My parody of Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 23,852 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
How I Leave My Country by GreenWood Elf reviews
Lieutenant Tavington did not know what he had expected…certainly not a scrawny, middle aged woman, wrapped in naught but a dressing gown who was keen on smashing saucers against the wall. Alternate history. Rated M for violence.
Patriot - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 51,898 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 11/29/2007
Dark Fascination by PirateRosi reviews
Auror Scarlet Bellamy tried to survive, as the fate of the wizarding world came ever closer to being decided. Little did she know, she would involuntarily soon be caught up in it, courtesy of her old friend Barty Crouch Junior. Post HBP/DH Compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,543 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Barty C. Jr., OC
The Colonel's Lady by LLLady Southwark reviews
...That these united Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States... Thrust into the past, a modern young woman must contend with the dueling antipathies of a warring nation and her own warring heart. Complete & Revised.
Patriot - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 126,199 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter: Musical Drabble by XxTaintedxDaggerxX reviews
Five music drabbles. All slash. SS/HP 2 , SB/HP 1, DM/HP 1 , LM/HP 1 . Um... I got a little carried away with this and suck at summaries. Give it a try?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Harry P.
Koko Pirate Hooker by Cioux Tronique reviews
OMG. Br00tal Scene Queen Koko Kurse gets stuck in the pirate world with our beloved Jack. Like, WTF d00d? Is she really as hardxcore as she says? First story, please give it a shot!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,332 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/21/2008 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Passage by anathemawrites reviews
Humans are such ungrateful children. Tia Dalma.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Tia D. - Complete
NearLuna Experiences by InsanityInside reviews
Another crossoverish thingy. A series of loosely connected oneshots about Luna and Death. Includes 'Don't Cry'.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 4/12/2007 - Luna L., Death
Tavington's Heiress by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
When William Tavington married a plain, serious, and very wealthy Colonial lady, his life took an unexpected turn. In England, Tavington and Jane face new challenges and uncover a dangerous secret. Chapter 75: The Summer of 1782, An Epilogue
Patriot - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 75 - Words: 555,384 - Reviews: 950 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1980 - Favs: 2,127 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Welcome Home by Falcon Green reviews
James Norrington, post-AWE, launched into modern day Blackwater Falls, Ohio. NorringtonOC, his caretaker becomes his love as he faces life in the real world. Funny in the tradition of SpacePotato.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,295 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - James N., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Delicacy by GreenWood Elf reviews
Beckett clenched his fists. He hated her obscenely polite manners, why it was a very mockery of her person. A woman with bloodstained hands and breeches shouldn’t be polite.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,145 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Cutler B., Elizabeth S.
Conversations in the Gryffindor Common Room by Aquila Corax reviews
After a long day of school and homework, the only thing the Marauders want to do is sit down and have a good chat. Maybe play a few games as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,010 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 7/1/2007
An Excursion by Laine Montgomery reviews
While suffering through another sleepless night, Brutus encounters a distressed Octavia. BrutusOctavia oneshot.
Rome - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Complete
Parody of the Black Pearl by Agent047 reviews
My parody of Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl. Originally published in 2006, revised edition 2011 now up!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 18,820 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Complete
Peanut Butter Toast by Ravenclaw-Rose reviews
Heavily pregnant Narcissa has a craving at three in the morning.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
The Prickly Bush by GreenWood Elf reviews
“Margaret Franks,” Norrington read aloud. “For impersonating an officer of the His Majesty’s Royal Navy, you have been sentenced to be, on this day, hung by the neck until dead.”
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,450 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 3/22/2007 - James N.
25 Kisses by Phyre Melody reviews
She knew him before the title, before the change, before the power, when he was still just Cutler Beckett. Now a series by popular demand!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,609 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Cutler B.
True Hearts by Nikita S reviews
Lord Cutler Beckett has nearly everything that he could want, including the heart of Davy Jones and a beautiful new wife. But it'll take his old enemy Jack Sparrow to make him realize what he truly cares about the most. BeckettOC, no slash.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,665 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 6/10/2007
Harry Potter and Candy Mountain by LumpyKing-BowDownToMe reviews
Ginny and Luna want to take Harry to Candymountain. Based extremely off the video, Charlie : Candy Mountain from YouTube. My first fic, but with help from my sister 'CaramelBoost'. Parody of HP and C:CM.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
With Nasty, Big, Pointy Teeth! by Spawn of Kong reviews
Captains Sparrow & Barbossa and the crew of the Black Pearl have arrived at a cave that leads to the Fountain of Youth, only to find its entrance guarded by a creature so foul and cruel, that no man yet has fought with it and lived!
Crossover - Monty Python & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,270 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/12/2007 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
At Wit's End by Princess Bertha reviews
Beckett and Norrington are enjoying some tea in the afterlife, but manage to find time to torment Davy Jones, Governor Swann, and Will Turner. All 3 chapters now up!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,935 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
Chess with the Governor's Daughter by cryptically reviews
[Pre CotBP] Sequel to A High Compliment Indeed. The continued adventures of Lt. Norrington as he attempts both to retain his sanity and keep the young Elizabeth Swann out of harm aboard the Dauntless. Well, mostly out of harm anyway. [NE]
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/8/2007
Open Seas and Locked Hearts by Operamuse reviews
Young Briana O'Connor joins the crew of the Black Pearl disguised as a man. She immeditely develops a mutual dislike for crew member James Norrington, but if theres one thing certain on the open seas, its change is inevitable. NorringtonOC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,157 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 12/27/2006
Trendsetters by Nevervana reviews
Ever notice how, ever since LotR came out, every good fantasy epic has at least one baddie in a black cloak? The Witch King of Angmar has, and he isn't happy about it...OOC, oneshot, highly lame the plot bunny made me do it!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Complete
The Patriot Parody by pyr0 reviews
Comedic take on Mel Gibson and the movie. Hehehe...
Patriot - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,458 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 3/27/2004 - Complete
MY Silmaril! by Brave November reviews
The children of Amon Ereb invent a new game, to the dismay of the Sons of Feanor.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Complete
Read Too Much by Seregwen Morthil reviews
Crowley thinks Aziraphale reads too much. What's a demon to do? Slashy contains references to Avril Lavigne and Good Will Hunting. [Yeah, sorry about that...]
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Complete
Requiem: Death of a Dragon by Seregwen Morthil reviews
Eragon watches Shruikan die. Second in the Requiem series. Mild angst. Not really canon.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Complete
Poker With the Herbalist by Seregwen Morthil reviews
A scene which never happened in Eragon and never should have. Everybody's favorite witch and herbalist decides to have a poker party. Warning: includes haggis.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Complete
Simply Oi! by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Silly parody of the Marriage Law Challenge, with bizarre couplings, snake babies, and Draco having a stroke! Enjoy the randomness!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,930 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Narcissa M.
So, You Wanna Be a Death Eater, Eh? by Morag X. Henegev reviews
Ever wondered how to become one? This story serves as a humurous hopefully guideline to it. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Lucius M., Bellatrix L.
Home Truths by Kanna-Ophelia reviews
Draco discovers the true source of his own devastating charm.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/19/2002 - Draco M., Lucius M.
The Single Most SelfIndulgent Story Ever Written
The pros: Involves strippers, drugs, Space Marines, David Bowie, and Jayne Cobb. The cons: Involves a self-insert fighting more self-inserts in the middle of a warp storm of literary masturbation, David Bowie's coke problem, and footnotes by Rorschach.
Crossover - X-overs & Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Published: 1/2/2010
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