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Joined 01-11-07, id: 1194994, Profile Updated: 03-23-15
Author has written 17 stories for Harry Potter, MI-5/Spooks, and Doc Martin.

A Camillo is a medium-sized English woman who swears alot. Like a jarvey who can read and write but bipedal and slightly less hairy.

A selection of my fic is here. I started on a whim in 2007.

I also draw and paint a bit. Quite a few Harry Potter characters, Aslan, Reepicheep, Ruth Evershed, Harry Pierce, Gene Hunt, Kurt Hummel, Blaine Anderson, Sherlock, John, Mycroft and Lestrade all feature at http://camillo1978.deviantart.com/

I don't get a lot of time to write so updates of WIPs tend to be sporadic. Please be patient - it's not like I wouldn't love to spend my whole time writing stories and painting pictures!

Update March 2015

Due to some lovely but very big things going on in real life, I am currently unable to update works in progress. I really appreciate any reviews given but may not be in a position to respond. Thanks for your patience and understanding.

I am now semi-active at my Tumblr! http://www.camillo1978.tumblr.com/ I still do fan art but haven't had enough time to write much as well.

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Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 29805 - Favs: 16,092 - Follows: 14,342 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
From the Love to the Lightning by knittycat99 reviews
Kurt and Blaine are the sons of rival Presidential candidates. There are so many complicated layers to each of their lives, but when they meet and fall in love on the campaign trail, things get even harder.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 77,427 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
For Her by PrimeWoman reviews
SPOILERS 10.6 After her funeral, Harry has a conversation with an old friend.
MI-5/Spooks - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Harry P., Malcolm W-J.
Shanghai'd! by GlassParade reviews
Built around Klaine spoilers for season 3 - Sue spots Kurt as he watches Blaine performing on the McKinley courtyard steps and sees two golden tickets back to Nationals.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Let's Call The Whole Thing Off by GlassParade reviews
...or, "Further Adventures In Trope Abuse." This is another installment in the Glee Trope!Verse, where nothing is sacred and I'm so, so sorry. Set at Dalton Academy and featuring Klaine and the Pips.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Of Necessity by ChocolateIsMyDrug reviews
'North & South' AU. Rumours are flying around Milton about Margaret and the man at Outwood Station, and the way Mr Bell and Mr Hale see it, it would be best if she were married as soon as possible. Mr Thornton seems the most likely candidate...
North and South - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 42,686 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 5/16/2009
Lean on Me by parttimeficwriter reviews
Set after 9.7. Ruth insists she's fine but what has Harry got to say about it? Rated due to a couple of swear words. R/H
MI-5/Spooks - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Harry P., Ruth E. - Complete
One Crowded Hour by gottalovett reviews
A Ruthcentric fic featuring Ruth/George and a little Ruth/Harry. Set sometime in series ten. Ruth moves on. T to be on the safe side.
MI-5/Spooks - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,697 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Ruth E. - Complete
Moving on by espiyo reviews
Harry and Ruth have finally got together, but will Harry's quest for atonement ruin things before they've begun?
MI-5/Spooks - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,322 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Harry P., Ruth E. - Complete
A Little Patch Of Vermeer by Scribbler66 reviews
Love, in Harry's case, means having to say you're sorry. Quite a lot actually. Possible spoiler. Set just after end of series 9 forgive typo at top of chappie First ever fan fic! COMPLETE
MI-5/Spooks - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,748 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Harry P., Ruth E.
Lavender's Truth by Aurette reviews
Hermione's self-imposed distance from her friends comes to an end when Ron asks for help. When they realise The Golden Trio aren't enough to solve a mystery, Hermione hires a pro. Epilogue free, for your pleasure.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,014 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Wrong Time by Odainath reviews
SPOILERS for Season 8. Ruth would have preferred not to be the person who found out.
MI-5/Spooks - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Ros M., Ruth E. - Complete
Returns by HRFan reviews
This is a Harry and Ruth fanfic - my first one.....fluffy and angsty. THAnks for reading it!
MI-5/Spooks - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,755 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009
Another Two Years Older by EstellaB reviews
Our characters can't help growing up in the end; non-chronological glimpses into their adolesence and adulthood.
Swallows and Amazons series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Complete
From the Corner by coffeeonthepatio reviews
While Hermione, seeing her marriage is at a dead-end, moves back to her parents with Rose and Hugo, Snape finds he is no longer alone in his apothecary in Knockturn Alley - her name is Ophelia and she's four. And Ophelia's his.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 66 - Words: 164,403 - Reviews: 3884 - Favs: 1,254 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Voicemail by pretentious-emo-kid reviews
Post 5.5. Angst ahoy. COMPLETE
MI-5/Spooks - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,874 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Complete
Alone and Lonely by pretentious-emo-kid reviews
HR. Set during 405 The Book.
MI-5/Spooks - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,858 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2009
Not Naive by pretentious-emo-kid reviews
HR. Set series eight time. Ruth is back. He has always thought her naive...
MI-5/Spooks - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2009
Pieces by pretentious-emo-kid reviews
A one shot to apologise for my despicable posting etiquette. This is a lo-ong one, which just wouldn’t have worked as a multichap, so my advice is grab a cup of tea and a choccy biccy. RH, sort of, er, random, for want of a better word. Leetle angsty.
MI-5/Spooks - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,069 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Complete
In From The Cold by Sue Denham reviews
It’s not always easy to pick up the pieces of your life
MI-5/Spooks - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,735 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
The Silvering Divide by Somigliana reviews
Hermione encounters a strange lake-dweller one morning. Her new friend will give her insight into the most mysterious man of them all...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,591 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry and Albus in the Park by Lavanya Six reviews
After the events of "Goblet of Fire", Albus Dumbledore goes to meet an old friend in Hyde Park.
Crossover - Harry Potter & MI-5/Spooks - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Albus D. - Complete
London fields by Mrs Fruitcake reviews
A junkie and a dealer lie dead in a field and Gene's glad the 'scum' are taking care of themselves for once. But Alex discovers the murders are connected to a wider mystery. GALEX set after episode 8. Please read and review!
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,729 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/15/2008 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Complete
Nothing as it seems by em305 reviews
Alex finds herself in danger...is she losing her battle? It only takes one man to save her.
Life on Mars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,594 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 3/25/2008
Imagining you, imagining me by Gene's Gilly reviews
Alex and Gene finally go on a date, but she has an ulterior motive and he loses his rag. Set immediately prior to episode 7.
Life on Mars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,073 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Complete
All the Madmen by R. Scott reviews
Ashes to Ashes: He was too old for this. Too old to be waiting outside a pretty girl’s door in the dead of night, too tired to be chasing a piece of skirt he had no hope of claiming his own. What was the point?
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,438 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Complete
Satin and Tat by R. Scott reviews
Ashes to Ashes: He never knows what to say, he can only beat it out of people, yell things that makes spit fly from his mouth, shout so that it hurts his own ears. He can’t tell her what she needs to hear, he doesn’t know what she wants. Gene/Alex
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,929 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
The Road Not Taken by etqd reviews
They met in 1993, not 2003... RH AU
MI-5/Spooks - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,660 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 11/13/2006
Serpensortia by Olethros reviews
Green Eyes, Dark Man, and Medusa interrogate a most unlikely ally. DHcompliantish but Epilogue, What Epilogue? A light sprinkling of SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,481 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Chaetophilia by Your Worshipfulness reviews
Hermione learns a little bit more about Severus' personal philosophy, and his follicles, than she ever expected to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,539 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Best Year by Raven2k4 reviews
Hermione undergoes a change in thinking and is determined to enjoy her last year to its fullest. Wacky Hijinks and crazyness ensue leading to a list of amusing new rules for her, friendships with Slytherins, and romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 48,725 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 2/11/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Sweet Dreams by liferaft reviews
Good spies can never really rest. But sometimes, you have to try. At the end of a long day, assorted spooks and hangers on attempt to find their way into that good night.
MI-5/Spooks - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Complete
Procedure by liferaft reviews
Short and pointless RH vignette. Harry finally finds a use for paperwork.
MI-5/Spooks - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/5/2006 - Harry P., Ruth E. - Complete
The Hermione Affair by Your Worshipfulness reviews
Hermione learns of a new law and decides to put a stop to it. Imagine and army of Hogwarts' finest rushing off to kill the council. This is how they'd really react if the challenge was a reality in the Harry Potter universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,527 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
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A Cracked Rib, a Loose Tooth and Bruised Pride reviews
She's a beautiful brunette, and you're hopelessly, irretrievably in love with her. Funnily enough, I know just how you feel! Fluffy crossover fic with prior knowledge of both shows not mandatory. Please note: spoilers for Spooks S10 and Doc Martin S05
Crossover - MI-5/Spooks & Doc Martin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,456 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Harry P., Doc Martin
Donnerstag reviews
Ruth knows more than she lets on. Short chapters pondering series 10 scenes. Heavy on the spoilers.
MI-5/Spooks - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Harry P., Ruth E. - Complete
We've Had Worse reviews
Missing scenes from the period between 9:8 and 10:1. Only Ruth can understand exactly how dark things have got if Harry's breaking out the gardening tools.
MI-5/Spooks - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,682 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Harry P., Ruth E. - Complete
Moral Radar reviews
Series 10 Harry/Ruth from William Towers' point of view. And the Home Secretary has his own agenda! Choc-full of spoilers but not ardent speculation.
MI-5/Spooks - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Harry P., Ruth E. - Complete
A Marriage Not Quite Made in Britain reviews
You can kick a spy out into the cold, but that doesn't mean he'll be going all by himself. Characters announced for series 10 are mentioned but the plot is only mildly speculative.
MI-5/Spooks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,575 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Harry P., Ruth E.
The Discussion reviews
They understand each other only too well, but for now, romance is impossible. 100 word drabble series first posed online in 2009.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Not Close Enough reviews
Harry tries to teach Ruth a lesson about truth and how close they could be. Spoilers for seasons 8 and 9 from the outset.
MI-5/Spooks - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,382 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Harry P., Ruth E.
Fragments reviews
I've been looking for a decent analyst for a year, and all of a sudden, here you are! What do you think my chances are of nabbing you from GCHQ? HR missing scenes, starting a few months before series 2.
MI-5/Spooks - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,279 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Harry P., Ruth E.
Driving Position reviews
An hour in the life of Mike, the MI5 driver assigned to Harry Pearce. Set towards the end of 9.8. Warning: description of a corpse.
MI-5/Spooks - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Harry P., Ruth E. - Complete
Magnitude reviews
Full of righteous indignation, Hermione Granger travels to Chile to help victims of the earthquake and tsunami. She encounters someone she never expected to see again. SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,323 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Spatial Transformation reviews
Headmaster Snape has a personal space issue. Professor Granger has performance anxiety. Wintery post-war fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,270 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Hallowe'en reviews
SSHG One-shot continuation of Phoenix Feathers. This will make no sense at all if you haven't read that first. Contains binge drinking and phonetic spelling.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,713 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Absence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder reviews
A Severus/Luna story. Is Severus losing his memory, or are there other forces at work? Luna probably knows, but she tends to talk more when she’s had some lunch.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,030 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
Warlock Light reviews
If Granger can break nasty habits then Snape should be able to. Especially when she's there to advise him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Canvas and Parchment reviews
Hints of SSHG. Not all of the effects of Voldemort's regime are alleviated by his death at Hogwarts. Bad things happened, and only one person was in a position to gather crucial evidence...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Phoenix Feathers reviews
Healer Granger is fed up with her boyfriend and miffed that her friends have been having lots more fun than her. If she can't beat 'em, she may as well join 'em. Written before Deathly Hallows release, AU SSHG, Q2P and OWL humour award winner 2007.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,212 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Good as Gold reviews
Hermione Granger's recently retired parents plunge headlong into village life and decide to drag her along for the ride. There are a number of unexpected consequences. SS/HG, DH compliant but epilogue ignored.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,921 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete