Hi!

I kinda don't know what to put in my profile, even after looking at almost everyone else's. So. I think I just might take a while out of my homework time to write this.

Scratch that- three days late after creating my profile and the sheer amount of copy and pastes are absurd. This is so much fun! Anyway, back to the introduction...

Umm... well, I have been reading people's fanfiction for years- I think it is about four years at this point(Maybe? I lost track at about three days).

I didn't have an account until a little while ago, though, so you may know me by the name Crystal. That is the name that I have been using to review people's stories for the last few years.

Anyway, I have seen quite a few other authors do Q and A, so that is what I am doing!

Name?

My account is only as secure as I make it, as the settings state, so I will not be giving anyone that info. I go by Crystal on here though. Just so you know, that is not my real name.

Age?

I am in 7th grade as of winter 2019, but no one needs to know my age.

Gender?

I am a girl.

Favorite book?

This one is hard. Some of my favorites, however, will be listed below the Q and A and all the if you _ then repost this

Favorite school subject?

Science, usually, but for me it mostly depends on the teacher so it is Art, currently.

Favorite color?

I don't do favorites very often, since they seem to change day to day, but if I had to choose, it would be teal. And not just because of Fitz.

Favorite food?

This one is also hard. I love food in general and I bake a lot. Right now I am sick, though, so I don't really want anything except for my precious Black Cherry Seltzer Water. Some of my general favorites are lasagna and any minty desert. (Mint ice cream, Thin Mints, Mint Brownies, etc.)

Favorite song?

Rewrite the stars, but it will probably change tomorrow, knowing me.

Favorite animal?

Sea Turtle, because they deserve to have their home taken care of better and also because of Fitzroy, my stuffed animal sea turtle. I know it's weird, but I constantly bring him to school. Whenever I walk into class in the morning, my friends' first question is: Did you bring Fitzy?

(You can count on the answer being yes 99 times out of 100)

What do you hate?

When people lie to me or my friends or deliberately ignore any of my friends.

Relationship status?

Definitely single. Kind of ironic to me, since I am a total romantic.

Fictional crush?

I can't decide! I love them all. Right now, Keefe Sencen is probably at the top of the list because of a special friend I have.

Place of Residence?

North Carolina. No specifics, 'cause of weird stalkers.

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People don't abandon people they love. They abandon people they were using.

If someone dumps you- it doesn't mean you did something wrong, it means they never truly loved you from the beginning.

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That was so much fun, reading through all of those and copy and pasting all of them.

Books/Series I like:

Keeper of the Lost Cities

Harry Potter

Percy Jackson

Twilight series

Hex Hall

Anything by Marissa Meyer

The League of Beastly Dreadfuls

Nicholas Benedict

Let the sky fall series

Wings of Fire

The Lunar Chronicles

Artemis Fowl

The Illuminae files

Please note that these are only the ones I could think of in five minutes. There are many other favorite books that I have not mentioned in this list.

Movies/shows I like:

Frozen

Rise of the Guardians

Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Chat Noir

Several Animes and Korean Dramas that I don't really feel like listing right now.

That is a rather short list, but the first three are just the ones I've found good fan fictions on and i really don't watch many movies. The only times I've actually gone to the theater are when i went with my friends a scant few times and when my overly protective and old fashioned parents made my watch movies they thought were educational.

I saw this in A very obsessed fangirl's profile, and it is so true.

Why the dictionary is correct:

Female before male

Friends before love

Breakfast before lunch

Fun before work

Books before movies

Dessert before dinner

Dear bullies,

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her. That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you just made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet many of you won't. Your life is probably not as harsh as theirs, or you're just too lazy. Take it as a challenge. You'd be surprised how many people this affects, positively and negatively. A few clicks of your mouse may just save a life, or bring a smile.

I TRULY BELIEVE IN GOD WITH ALL OF MY HEART. HE ALLOWED HIS ONLY SON TO DIE ON THE CROSS FOR OUR SINS. IT'S REALLY COOL BECAUSE, NO MATTER HOW MUCH I SAY I LOVE GOD, I KNOW THAT HE WILL ALWAYS LOVE ME MORE.

TRUE STORY: A teenage girl, about 17, named Diane, had gone to visit some friends one evening, and time passed quickly as each shared his/her various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town, and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley, she noticed a man standing at the end as though he was waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped around her; she felt though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley way just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recogize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she can identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man have been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they can do for her. She asked if they can ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won't repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God. PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.

This one made me cry and then cry again when I was telling it to one of my friends, so I am pasting it in here.

Please read-true story (This did not happen to me, I copy/pasted it.)I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''My heart nearly stopped.The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.''I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'''OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'''I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'''My mommy loves white roses.'A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.Was this the family of the little boy?Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno’t mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset cna be a taotl mses and yuo cna sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the hmuan mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! Fi yuo cna raed tihs add tihs to yrou’e porflie.

If anyone could not read that (or is just really lazy)and is wondering what is says, it is as follows:

Can you read this? Only 55 people out of a hundred can.

I couldn't believe that I could actually understand what I was reading. The phenomenal power of the human mind, according to a research at Cambridge University, it doesn't matter in what order the letters in a word are, the only important thing is that the first and last letter be in the right place. The rest can be a total mess and you can still read it without a problem. This is because the human mind does not read every letter by itself, but the word as a whole. Amazing huh? Yeah and I was always taught spelling was important. If you can read this add this to your profile.

I know deciphering that kind of defeated the purpose, but I was bored. If you would like to repost the first part, feel free to do so! Please figure out the bottom part on your own though.

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copy and paste this in your profile if you get annoyed when you ask people who they ship and they reply with something similar to,"What? Like a boat?"

"A reader lives a thousand lives before they die but the man who never reads lives only once."

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Cool, right?

A teacher has assigned a partner project, and a young girl approaches him, glancing hopefully at two girls chatting excitedly.

"Sir," she asks hopefully. "Can we work in groups of threes for this project?"

Seeing the glance, the teacher says yes. The girl scampers off.

Later, the girl comes back, looking beaten. Her eyes are watering.

"Sir," she says, trying not to look at the two girls, who are still chatting. "Could we work alone on this project?"

If you understood that story, please re-post it. It is the worst feeling in the world, and I know from personal experience.

You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE:

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered for having cultivated such valuable lessons as: knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses, and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust, his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

Your Skin Isn't Paper, Don't Cut It Your Face Doesn't need A Mask, Don't Cover It Your Body Isn't A Book, Don't Judge It Your Life Isn't A Movie, Don't End It Dear anyone reading this, you mean something. You are beautiful. The way you look at things can change the way you feel. If your confident, everything will seem great for you. If you are insecure, you will feel like everything in your life sucks. YOU ARE AMAZING. YOU ARE AMAZING. YOU ARE AMAZING. YOU ARE STRONG. YOU ARE CONFIDENT. YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL. YOU ARE BOLD. YOU ARE YOU!

I wish I had stories to share, but I don't right now so you'd better go read someone else's better work! Or you can look at my Favorite stories. Most of them are really good, but others I've Favorited only because they are so stupidly funny, so choose wisely!