Lady-Hand-Grenade
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Joined 01-11-07, id: 1195645, Profile Updated: 11-26-09
Author has written 2 stories for X-Men: The Movie.

I'm Lady Hand Grenade. I live somewhere in the southern hemisphere, full of public servants and teenagers, but with no Starbucks. I'm old enough to drive but too young to drink. I have a '68 VW Beetle that doesn't run. I love cartoons. I want a yellow bicycle with a basket that I will ride in bright summer dresses. I love Disney movies, Tim Burton movies, Audrey Hepburn movies and Marilyn Monroe movies. I consider my generation a bore. I want to go to Wonderland. I adore anything written by Chuck Palahniuk and Invisible Monsters is my bible. I don't ever plan on growing up, not really. Pretty boys on the bus give me butterflies. I can't wait to see the world. Coffee runs through my veins. I adore red hair. I'm as confused as I am confusing. I'm scared that I will be forever standing in one place. I'm not made of much, just organs and bones and stuff. When I grow up, I just want to be fantastic. Currently addicted to X-Factor Investigations. I love the rain. Shipwrecks and deep, dark ocean water send shivers down my spine. I have holes in all my shoes. I like silly things. If reincarnation is real, I want to come back as a mannequin. When I get sick of paint-by-numbers perfection, I crave a new name and Japan so nothing's the same. I want you to think I'm special.

And above all else, I'd smile for you.


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To Touch Without Feeling reviews
Rogue has a killer kiss but Remy's not afraid of a little bit of danger, especially when it involves a beautiful girl. Their encounter is brief but intense... and the first of many.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,519 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Rogue, Gambit
One Foot In Front Of The Other reviews
To save the world one must first save ones self. When a messenger comes to deliver a warning, a group of teenage mutants with secrets in their pasts must learn to work together to save their futures.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,015 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2008