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Joined 01-11-07, id: 1195742, Profile Updated: 10-04-14
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and South Park.

About Me

My name is Michelle and mostly I'm here to favorite and follow other people's stories, rather than create my own. But despite that, I do have some stuff I've written on here but none of it is really all that spectacular. Most of it is just things that I wrote out of boredom or a love of a fandom. My favorite thing in the whole world is slash and I look for it every where. Luckily this place is full of it so I've really lucked out. Feel free to message me! Or don't. Whatever, it's your choice.

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First by xotakux2002x reviews
A series of drabbles about first milestones. Akatsuki pairings for now, might add more later if they're requested!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,005 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 8/10/2014
Cliff Notes for Ninjas by Kaori reviews
A series of Coulda Been Shinobi'sGuides. All of the stories that didn't meet my requirements for Guide status ended up here. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,590 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/14 - Published: 9/1/2006
Trouble by Solange Amira Tennyson reviews
BroEdd Fanfic. Eddward Marion Jones leaves Peach Creek to go to a prestigious college in NY. Eddy's brother, Matthew works there in a sleazy night club as a bouncer. Double D gets to know what loneliness really is and has no choice... Slash/MxM/Alcohol Abuse/Attempted Rape/OOC (maybe)/Angst Battygirl is the betareader of the story!
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,448 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Ed, Edd, Eddy, Eddy's Brother
In the Shadow of Your Heart by PoisonLacedWine reviews
Hades is dark, Persephone is light. Hades is death, Persephone is life. How could they possibly be suited to one another? Through all the trials and tribulations, one thing remains: love is the strongest power there is.
Greek Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,765 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 5/5 - Published: 9/13/2014 - [Hades, Persephone]
Konoha's Yellow Flash Really Hates Paperwork by Sir Chris reviews
Namikaze Minato expected to be the Shinigami's dinner, not his judge of the dead. Now he must spend his days judging those that have died and file the paperwork when he is done. Maybe he should have stayed in the Shinigami's stomach after all. A humorous take on the life of a legend after his death, and what he finds as the years pass.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 231,309 - Reviews: 2024 - Favs: 1,374 - Follows: 1,140 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N.
November 17th by Korvyn reviews
*** I haven't updated in months and I have no plans to continue with this or any sort of fanfiction. I just lost interest and life ya know? If someone would like to take this over, let me know. I do appreciate all the people who read and enjoyed this. Thanks y'all.*** A tale of a boy with a awesome sock hat, realizing that a certain blue haired beauty may be just what he needs.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,738 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Edd, Marie
A Day In The Life by spellwing777 reviews
...Of a certain redheaded vigilante.
Crossover - Discworld & Watchmen - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/31/2014
Alexithymia by explos-ment reviews
A personality construct characterized by the sub-clinical inability to identify and describe emotions in the self. Ian x Mickey. Rated M for foul language/sexual references. Takes place after the end of season 3.
Shameless, 2011 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,067 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Ian G., Mickey M.
Naruto: Ninja Burger Chronicles by Kaori reviews
We've fused the worlds of Ninja Burger and Naruto together to form a positively wacky Naruto parody! Naruto, orphaned at a young age due to drunken idiocy and now company property, dreams of becoming Franchise Manager! What wacky hi jinks will ensue? You WILL taste the Ninja Burger difference...or else!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 66,486 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Team Seven - Complete
Blood and Nerve by hasitsclaws reviews
Logically he knew that all of this happiness couldn't last forever. No matter how much they tried to ignore it, there was a war on the horizon. Their only hope was finding the Key to Tartarus first, because if they didn't that meant the Titans would go free and the world would end. Hey, no one had ever said the life of a reincarnated God would be easy. Sequel to Bone and Skin.
Greek Mythology - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,231 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 11/1/2013 - Ares, Hades, Persephone, Hecate
The Night Tenten Went Crazy by RedTheReaper reviews
Tenten is tired of being a minor character and goes on a rampage!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Tenten - Complete
Hade's Bride by Medieval-Mystique reviews
The story of Hades and Persephone.
Greek Mythology - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,616 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Hades, Persephone - Complete
Lifting Antaeus by sleepersamizdat reviews
Sorry but yes, it is Niteschach pronz!
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl - Complete
My Cry Theory by The Iron Tiger reviews
[Chapter 11 Added] Shikamaru is caught in a crazy love triangle with the foul mouth Tayuya and the blonde brat Ino. R&R, and I want to give this a warning for bad language, but then again, we're talking about Tayuya here.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,311 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Shikamaru N., Tayuya
Fire Without Flame by RadientWings reviews
Zuko watched as his sister, at least the broken shell that was left of her, struggled to get free from her chains. As he watches, he remembers who she used to be; just a little girl. His baby sister. Oneshot. Set during finale.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Azula, Zuko - Complete
Take Me Home by La Fenris reviews
Late one night while on patrol, Nite Owl and Rorschach find a lost girl and give her a ride home. Twice.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,045 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Dan D./Nite Owl, Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
Damn Paparazzi by La Fenris reviews
One of the reasons why it's never a good idea to fall asleep on the couch. Especially at the Crimebusters HQ.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Dan D./Nite Owl, Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
Orochimaru's Bedtime Stories by gyuunmaesan reviews
Orochimaru explains why Shino wears sunglasses, and what the Suna siblings were like when they were little. Also features stories on what Naruto's gang has really been up to during the 3 mos waiting for Jiraiya's return & a Rock Lee-Maito Gai special.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,418 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Gaara, Shino A.
I Spy by Peace.Love.GrapplingGun4085 reviews
Summer 1966. A dull night of watching over the city turns into one an infamous pair of vigilantes will never forget. One-shot. No slash.
Watchmen - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Dan D./Nite Owl, Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
Funk Anthem of the Triple X Groovy by Metamotivation reviews
In which Eric ponders the mystery of "The Great Rear View Mirror Confrontation" in Kyle's brand new Volkswagen. Kyman one-shot. Rated M for suggestive content.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,397 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Homonym by KayteaEM reviews
Slowly, and with great care, the relationship between Rorschach and Nite Owl grows.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,326 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl - Complete
Tasting Electricity by UnluckyAmulet reviews
A boy, a girl, a closet, and a boatload of sexual tension. Eddy x Sarah.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,942 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Eddy, Sarah - Complete
Pigtail Pulling by Arynn Octavia reviews
Jim comes to discover a few things about himself, and a few things about a few of his coworkers. Jim/Dwight slash. Pam/OMC. Expect spoilers through the episode Diwali, during which this begins. It is also slightly AU before that point, as you'll see. WIP
Office - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,040 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Jim H., Dwight S.
Connected by FugueState reviews
"Hello?" "Daniel." "R-" He caught himself just in time and modulated his voice to a much quieter volume. "Why are you calling me?"
Watchmen - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Dan D./Nite Owl, Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
Between the Brushstrokes by ricebol reviews
The future: A human clockwork machine stripped of its spirit, unexpected puppetstrings, hidden resistance, a dissociated and buried brilliance at the helm, two displaced vigilantes and, apparently, there are still Waffle Houses. D/R. Complete.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,737 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Dan D./Nite Owl, Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
WHEEL OF FORTUNE by VN2Lover reviews
Do you love Naruto Chats? Know your stars? Or just laughing at other peoples' misfortune? Then come here and read where Naruto characters are totured 247 except for my fav, Hinata. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,124 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Hinata H.
The Hour of the Waning by Tawnykit reviews
Azula had always known she was going to have to kill her brother. Somewhere along the way, everything just went wrong.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Azula, Zuko - Complete
His Shadow Friend by madwriter223 reviews
The first time Walter saw him, he had been nothing more than a shadow. WARNINGS for descriptions of child-abuse and schizophrenia.
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
Roulette by keladryevangelinerhysenn reviews
There was no sign in front of the club just a multicolored neon sign that gave the illusion of a spinning revolver. Zuko fixes his sister and her mistakes once again. Modern-universe one-shot
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,559 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Azula, Zuko - Complete
Bad Kitty by Ochiba Konpeki reviews
Stan and Kenny accidentally interrupt a 'moment'. "After a few tense, silent seconds, Kenny forced a laugh, asking awkwardly, "So this is, like, for serious?"" Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Request by terajk reviews
She doesn't ask for things if she can help it. Post-canon.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Azula, Zuko - Complete
The Aisles in Between by The Readers Muse reviews
"It was funny, but before he had even heard of Watchmen and civilian costume crime fighting, he had always figured that First Aid kits and well stocked medical cabinets were simply metaphors for the well prepared den mother."
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,523 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Dan D./Nite Owl, Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
The Definition of Humanity by The Readers Muse reviews
"He didn't understand the emotion behind the action, so he bit it back, gnawing on his lower lip beneath the protection of his face until he tasted smelted copper. It was safer that way." R/D slash.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,026 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl - Complete
Konoha's Annual Man Hunt by CrazyFrog07 reviews
When Konoha goes bankrupt, Tsunade is caught in a bind. When she goes out drinking one night, she gets an idea that means the endangerment of the Shinobi and the pleasure of the Kunoichi. CH 10 is IN PROGRESS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,735 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 6/23/2007
Domination by chi-chi-chimera
Pretty much an excuse for a kinky PWP, Hooded Justice/Captain Metropolis. Warnings: BDSM, bondage, erotic asphyxiation.
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,902 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/30/2011 - H. Justice, C. Metropolis - Complete
Off the Clock by BrokenSolitude reviews
Charles Foster Ofdensen has a meeting outside Mordhaus, and Dethklok is in a partying mood... One shot.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,679 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/8/2011 - C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
When Hiashi Wants Grandkids by Your Pet Peeve reviews
.:CRACK!Fic:. When Hiashi wants grandkids, Neji and Tenten are screwed. .:A LOT OF OOCNESS:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,107 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Neji H., Tenten
Trust by SecondImpulse reviews
A very short drabble about Nite Owl and Rorschach
Watchmen - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Dan D./Nite Owl, Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
Words by grieverwings reviews
Complete: "Wisdom is not in words; Wisdom is meaning within words" -Kahlil Gibran; A self-imposed challenge revolving around words; Chapter 15: "In which Rorschach says goodbye."
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,800 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl - Complete
Oh My by Iroka reviews
Ino and Temari finally feud over Shikamaru, but it turns into something a little more...Parody orgy IN A HOT TUB! Perverted Kakashi, vengeful Itachi, Priest Gaara, possessed Chouji. And to top things off: what the hell did Shino and Temari do to Itachi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,164 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Ino Y., Temari - Complete
Morphine for the Heart by Miffy Buttons reviews
Hurt/comfort fill written for Anon on the KM. Takes place immediately after Rorschach kills Grice. Nite Owl II finds his partner in an unstable state.
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl - Complete
Working Class Hero by lost frequencies reviews
Walter Joseph Kovacs lives a routine life.
Watchmen - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
DethDance by Red Lioness reviews
The story behind Stripper!Toki of Renovationklok
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Toki W., W. Murderface
Apologize for the World by KitCat Italica reviews
Sequel to Singles Awareness Day. Batman witnesses something he should never have seen, but the fight against fate is a losing battle. B/J slash, some parts NSFW
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
No Surrender by Mad Bertha reviews
Birth of Walter Kovacs/Rorschach: Sylvia Kovacs doesn't exactly bond with Walter. Might be triggery, especially for postnatal depression-medical nastiness in the 40s, graphic prenatal and labour description.
Watchmen - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
TripleDogDare by whocares10315 reviews
Just when Clyde had almost forgotten about "the bet" with Cartman…
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Eric Cartman, Clyde D. - Complete
Kyle's a Man by Angelic Guardian reviews
Today is Kyle's bar mitzvah, which means he's officially become a man. Everyone knows men only want one thing. Cartman is his victim. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,902 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Exaggeration by Keiko Murikami reviews
Stan and Kenny hear something unusual inside Kyle's room...And Cartman seems to be missing. Double-meanings! Rated for Language and innuendo!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Behind and Before by InformalSpoofer reviews
Dan feels Rorschach's face for the first time, through the mask. Dan/Rorschach.
Watchmen - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Dan D./Nite Owl, Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
No Way Out by InformalSpoofer reviews
Dan reflects after the Keene Act is passed and comes to no conclusions. Dan/Rorschach.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Dan D./Nite Owl, Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
The Stranger by mousers mary reviews
Dan and Rorschach have an awkward chance encounter
Watchmen - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Dan D./Nite Owl, Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
Restraints by Soul Flash reviews
“Goddammit, Jew...” Cartman breathed as he furiously began to work on Kyle's belt buckle, “Why'd you have to wear a goddamn belt today...?” Kyman. Graphic lemon. Contains whipping, rimming, frottage, dirty talk, masochism, and more.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,580 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Bad Idea, Punk by WalterKovacsisDead reviews
Flashing your blatant homophobia to an openly gay vigilante is not precisely the wisest thing to do when you want to keep all your bones intact. Dan/Ror
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Dan D./Nite Owl, Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
Etched on the City by Steals Thyme reviews
A collection of vignettes, centering on Rorschach, and Dan/Rorschach – some friendship, some slash. This update: Rorschach detaching from humanity.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 4,464 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Dan D./Nite Owl, Walter K./Rorschach
Dance of the Hidden Leaves by Slavok reviews
Everyone always says that Kimimaro would have been better off with Naruto than with Orochimaru. In this one he did. Naruhina later on
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,933 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Kimimaro - Complete
Private Dancer by Citizenjess reviews
Toki discovers a new talent. Written for ftw302 for Hearts & Guts 2010.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,396 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Toki W., W. Murderface - Complete
Chiaroscuro by Misya reviews
Rorschach gets nostalgic. Very light Dan/Rorschach, if you squint. Written 02/04/09.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,567 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl - Complete
Vicissitude by newbluemoon reviews
Written for Knight Vs Anarchy round 5. Prompt- First sight. Summary- Our favourite clown prince of crime recalls his first time seeing his darling Bat. B/J pre-slash. Warnings: Masturbation, allusions to m/m contact, un-beta'd. Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,364 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
One Thing I Can Tell You by ricebol reviews
Cages come in many shapes, but so do freedom and the boundaries we break to get there.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl - Complete
Up The Ante by Vaudeville reviews
Barely established Dan/Ror; Dan challenges Rorschach to a game of strip poker.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl - Complete
Playing a Poor Hand Well by Steals Thyme reviews
Finances and romances: neither of them ever seem to go as planned. White collar crime and dysfunctional relationships. Dan/Rorschach, Hollis, incidental OCs. If you only read one thing by me – make it this one! Complete.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,073 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/29/2010 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Dan D./Nite Owl, Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
The Kris Kringle Kaper by dreykar reviews
Who is Bruce's Kris Kringle? What will they get him? Written for the BatmanJoker 'Secret Santa'. Prompt: Highschool AU, rating doesnt matter. Lots of fluff. You can do whatever you want as long as it's a fluffy highschool AU set around Xmas time.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,805 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Not PC, Daniel by Mad Bertha reviews
Politically-correct Rorschach response to kinkmeme prompt. How IC do you expect with this prompt?
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl - Complete
A Familiar Face by T-c3 reviews
Established relationship. After an uneventful night, Rorschach comes back to the Nest and finds a gift waiting for him.
Watchmen - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl - Complete
Boys Will Be Boys by ABoxFullOfSharpObjects reviews
Set during RenovationKlok. The boys can't afford to entertain themselves like usual, so they go at it like regular jack-offs do: cheap beer, cards and toilet humor.
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,703 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/2/2009
Made to Measure by Steals Thyme reviews
Gratuitous fluff; Dan needs a new suit. The inevitable happens. Dan/Rorschach, 1968. Complete.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,613 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Dan D./Nite Owl, Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
The 8 Year Itch by radishface reviews
Dan falls into disuse after the Keene Act. Oneshot. Gen, hint of D/R if you squint.
Watchmen - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Dan D./Nite Owl, Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
Leftovers by radishface reviews
He blames it on superstition, hope, and a loyalty to the scientific method." Unabashed Dan-feeding-Ror fluff with a sliver of UST.
Watchmen - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl - Complete
Beholder by Steals Thyme reviews
Bringing things into focus. Dan/Rorschach UST. Pre-Roche. Complete.
Watchmen - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl - Complete
Fearful Symmetry by Vaudeville reviews
Another Kink Meme fill. Rorschach has a proposition for Nite Owl. Slash. May continue later.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl - Complete
Jealousy by Vaudeville reviews
Kink Meme Improv Challenge. Prompt: "Rorschach, why are you upside down?" Cracky, fluffy cuteness ensues. Dan/Rorschach
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Dan D./Nite Owl, Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
Sunday Paper by Vaudeville reviews
She really shouldn't have been there. But there she was and, as she sank to floor to peer in through the keyhole, there she was staying. -- Laurie spies on Dan having an intimate moment with an ugly redhead. Kink Meme fill. Slash.
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Dan D./Nite Owl, Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
Scarborough Fair by Roach Patrol reviews
Rule 63: for every character there's an equal and opposite gender. Veidt, Juspeczyk, Dreiberg, and Kovaks in descending order of happiness: the same lives from a different side.
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Adrian V./Ozymandias, Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
Brothers in September by Beff reviews
Captcha fic. Prompt: brother, September. Little fluffy-ish. Not specifically movie-verse or GN based. Pre-Roche, figure circa 1974. Dan feels ill.
Watchmen - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Dan D./Nite Owl, Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
Two Comtemplate Feelings by Icewind136 reviews
A vague, philosophical, and angsty story about one night fighting crime and two people in denial. To be interpreted however you wish.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Dan D./Nite Owl, Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
Small Wonders by Eilam Wordsmith reviews
A collection of short stories, from the past, the future, and all across time.
Meet the Robinsons - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,498 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Complete
Don't Tick Off The Shark! by Jinzouningen reviews
Kisame proves that he's more then capable of taking care of a certain weasel. This is a discipline fic, and I'm now comfortable with writing it. Contains spanking. Don't like? Don't touch. Thx and have a nice day.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 45,582 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
Cling by Khilari reviews
Rorschach is willing to offer Daniel anything to keep their partnership post Keene. Daniel/Rorschach, one sided. Near dub-con. Written for the kinkmeme.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl - Complete
A Fish Called Walter by Khilari reviews
Daniel has a new pet fish and Rorschach is jealous. Daniel/Rorschach. Written for the kinkmeme.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl - Complete
Ginger by WingedPig reviews
Written for the Rorschach kink meme. Full prompt within. Dan/Rorschach slash. IC ? , slight AU, now with added LEMON!
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,944 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl
Still There by grieverwings reviews
It's a gentle entreaty, full of emotion, and Rorschach chooses to believe it. T for relative suggestiveness and unrepentant fluff; established relationship; D/R
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Dan D./Nite Owl, Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
Where the Hell Are We Now! by Kaori reviews
Three friends are taken captive by mistake and, after an accident, now find themselves in a completely different reality. Follow them on their adventures as they try not to get killed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 65 - Words: 105,786 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Complete
Confidence by Cosmonautsister reviews
A telephone conversation with Nelson Gardner leaves Laurence Schexnayder questioning things.
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/15/2009 - C. Metropolis, H. Justice - Complete
April Fool's by The Wanlorn reviews
Dan plays an April Fool's prank on Rorschach.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Dan D./Nite Owl, Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
Infected by Elerick reviews
Rorschach is infected by his genetics. Songfic. Onesided NiteSchach
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl - Complete
Stop, Red Light by InformalSpoofer reviews
The word ma'am lingers in the air, echoed by the girls' soft laughter. In which Daniel and Rorschach make the quiet transition between partners and friends. Pre-Roche.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,880 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Dan D./Nite Owl, Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
To be Lost, Losing, and Lost by InformalSpoofer reviews
It's a joke, Daniel. Not my story. In which Rorschach finds another reason not to sleep and Dan tries to comfort him. Pre-Roche. Nite Owl II/Rorschach.
Watchmen - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl - Complete
Three Men Walter Kovacs Lost by InformalSpoofer reviews
He knows better than to indulge in a sickness of the heart. In which Rorschach learns what sentimentality is worth. Vague Dan/Rorschach.
Watchmen - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl - Complete
Upstanding Citizens by Burnedtoasty reviews
Well, it’s obvious, really,” Nelson said, in that mildly condescending tone that suggested he was startled that everyone else hadn’t already come to the same conclusion he had. He shrugged depreciatively, and smiled as he said, “It’s the darkies.”
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,448 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Mothman, C. Metropolis - Complete
Gratitude by Steals Thyme reviews
He was never one to leave Dan hanging. Dan/Rorschach, Post-Roche. Complete.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,462 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Dan D./Nite Owl, Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
Aim and Miss by InformalSpoofer reviews
He’s never made an invitation like this to Rorschach before, but suddenly the thought of his partner spending the rest of the night alone is the only thing on his mind. Nite Owl/Rorschach.
Watchmen - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Dan D./Nite Owl, Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
No Alarms and No Surprises by Looly reviews
These moments where he hurts her, where he seems so far away—-Danielle thinks these are the moments that she sees the man beneath the mask most clearly. Angst, Rule 63!Daniel, and some more angst. Post-Roche case and pre-Keene Act.
Watchmen - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl - Complete
Always Want You by Hamilcar reviews
Dan and Walter, as an older couple. The more things change, the more they stay the same. Slash, originally written for the kink meme.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Dan D./Nite Owl, Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
Slump by Lady Scale reviews
All Daniel Dreiberg wanted was a nice cup of tea in the morning... Dan/Rorschach non-Slash
Watchmen - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl - Complete
Something's wrong with Gaara by xXTsumetaiXx reviews
It was a normal day until Gaara got a package. Ever since then Gaara's been acting very strangely. What was in that package? Who gave it to him? What's going on! Now Temari and Kankuro have to find out what has happened to their sibling!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,560 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
A Moment Caught In Time by T-c3 reviews
1980 - Dan eases his boredom by reminiscing about when his partner had gotten sick.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,295 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Dan D./Nite Owl, Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
Rorschach's hat by Strand reviews
Rorschach’s hat now rested on their mantelpiece. It was all that was left of him. Mild Slash Daniel x Rorschach, Daniel x Laurie
Watchmen - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Dan D./Nite Owl, Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
The Sound of Silence by Shiva555 reviews
Naruto, a high school senior, must do a report on a mental patient, Sasuke. But how do you write about someone who hasn't spoken a word in years…Is it possible for love to bloom between two polar opposites? (Sasuke/Naruto. Currently being edited. NOT ABANDONED. New chapter will be up once editing is completed.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,829 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 9/25/2006 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
Aphephobe by Supaslim reviews
He craved contact- so he quarantined himself.
Watchmen - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl - Complete
Ink Blot by Skuzes reviews
Ten ficlets challenge, Dan and Rorschach centric. Many contain varying degrees of implied slash. R&R for my first time at writing Watchmen fic?
Watchmen - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Dan D./Nite Owl, Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
Not ever by Dana Norram reviews
So they don’t talk about it. Not that night. Not ever. // SLASH // Nite OwlIIxRorschach // FICLET
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Dan D./Nite Owl, Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
As Clear As Night by LadyBootstrap reviews
Nite Owl ponders over what is wrong with his partner in fighting crime. Implied slash. Now a Two-shot.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,260 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Dan D./Nite Owl, Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
Mission: Hallowbeach? by Your Pet Peeve reviews
DISCONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 15,508 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dead by Midnight by phantomangel13 reviews
As a killer escaped from the hospital makes her way to Ouran, the Host club finds themselves locked inside. One by one she plans to pick them off like flies. Who will die? And what does the number twelve, Hunny and Mori have to do with any of this?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,306 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Mori/Takashi M., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H.
Won't You Sing Along With Me? by Reptar Bars reviews
Series of fun little Alphabet drabbles. Slash. Also excepting any prompts you might have in mind. :D Check the Intro chapter.
Drake & Josh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008
Disney Kisaita by sweetlittlecherry reviews
This is a story with many parts that have titles of popular Disney songs. In this story, Kisame joins the organization known as Akatsuki. He wants to be accepted by someone. Someone who doesn't care about his looks. Someone that doesn't think he's ugly.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,135 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Silent Screamer by ForeverLilacLies reviews
Kisame and Itachi's relationship despite the advances of an sadistic snake. What will become of Itachi, and how far will the abuse go? Warnings inside
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,284 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Kisame's Corner by TheWindAlchemist reviews
KISAME'S CORNER! ASK HIM AND ALL THE AKATSUKI QUESTIONS SO THEY CAN GET A DECENT MEAL EVERY DAY! Chapter 19 up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 65,287 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Kisame H.
Tayuya! Mail Order BrideMaid! by Angelslasttear reviews
Orochimaru and others wussed out instead of invading the leaf village during Chuunin. Now they are in debt, and Tayuya is as mean as ever, so they make the decision to sell her off as a mail order bride? Akatsuki needs a maid? TayuyaHidan Ch19 up
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,574 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Hidan, Tayuya
Experience by Karijn Aska Shangel reviews
Sequel to 'The Mission' and 'Innocence' Now that they're older they can indulge in something more advanced than just plain sex. Not worksafe. KisaIta, NC-17.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,469 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Akatsuki Chronicles: Childhoods by Amy Hirosaki reviews
Completed, Akatsuki centered. Parodies about the childhoods of Zetsu, Kisame, Deidara, Sasori, Itachi, Konan, Kakuzu, Pein, Hidan and Tobi. For there IS a reason why Zetsu eats human flesh, why Konan uses Paper Jutsu, and why Hidan is a Jashinist.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,816 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Zetsu, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Lucky by VoucherMono reviews
Sometimes Kakuzu couldn’t get over just how fortunate Hidan was...Now a collection of drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Like Minds by animallvr682 reviews
When Kisame is seriously injured, Itachi is plagued with feelings he has never had, leading to new experiences. Rated for later chapters. Itachi X Kisame Yaoi! Please Review after you read!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,010 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Once in a life time by sasori-chibi reviews
kisame hoshikage never thought he'd live to see the day itachi uchiha gets embarrassed, he was wrong. NON YAOI
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Dear Sasuke by Sakura Inoue reviews
Ok you have heard of Ask Ino and Ask Sakura but now it's Sasuke's turn! Prepare to laugh at his torture! My Summary sucks so let's leave it at this. Review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,396 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Sasuke U.
Dawn of the Red Family: The Reunion by zopponde reviews
Warnings listed inside, on account that they won't fit here Third and final installment: When did Akatsuki get mail? Now, apparently, and today's comes with a letter to Itachi from another forgotten family member...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,824 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Feel Like A Woman by Dragon Man 180 reviews
Cowritten with JediMistress1990. Uchiha Itachi has a secret. He is really a she. But with a sexist father forcing her to live her life as a boy, will she be able to find happiness? See the events that led up to the Uchiha massacare with a twist and a few
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,536 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Itachi U.
Akatsuki Kindergarten by yosshi reviews
CRACK.HUMOUR.OOC What would it be like for the Akatsuki when they were in Kindergarten? Featuring: Itachi, Kisame, Zetsu, Deidara, Sasori, Orochimaru, Tobi, Hidan, Kakuzu and Leader! CHAPTER 6 NOW UP. Sorry for wait!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,909 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 9/24/2006
Partners by jmills99 reviews
Kisame knows almost nothing about his partner Itachi Uchiha, and this does not settle well with him at all, he is determined to open up the quiet man learn something about him. yoai kisaita and SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,699 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Why they Swear by Anime Khat reviews
Mpreg, crackafic. Kisame discovers why Itachi seems to be gaining weight. The entirety of the Akatsuki learn to never leave any form of child with Hidan for any given point of time. Deidara understands why any woman would want to strangle her partner...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,518 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
Drama! Angst! And Nail Polish! by Horizontally Diagonal reviews
A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... There was a high school. And at that high school there was a fearsome group of cheerleaders, known only as Akatsuki. AU parody
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,028 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
Just Say It by Not Really Yours reviews
Itachi was still embarrassed to treat Kisame as someone he cared about in public. KisaIta AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Kisame's Awkward Night by Entengo2 reviews
Kisame finally gets some alone time, so he spends it in a club. While there, he learns something very VERY interesting. Yaoi warning! Oneshot. I thought it was a silly idea, so I typed it up. Please leave reviews and tell me if you thought it was amusing!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
No Grave is Rich by ttchaku reviews
Kyle isn’t a good soldier. CartmanKyle. Implied StanKyle. Ambiguous consent. Written for Foodstamp’s South Park fanfiction contest.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,181 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
why pein has piercings by allways-love-you reviews
the real reason why pein has piercings and why akatsuki was formed!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Itachi U., Pain/Pein - Complete
Emotionless Emotional Wreck by TheOtherWorldliNess reviews
Itachi realises it's much harder to be emotionless than he had previously believed. Especially around Hoshigaki Kisame. Note: Done before we found about the real reason behind the Uchiha massacre. KisaIta, fluff. One-shot. K because I say so.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,567 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Broken Soldier by GhostWriter2493 reviews
Vincent has always been jealous of Cornelius Robinson's success. Vincent vows to seek revenge on Cornelius by destroying the most important person to him. Wilbur. Rated M for rape, slash, violence and swearing.
Meet the Robinsons - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,812 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/16/2008
So Kiss Me by Kali Cephirot reviews
With Hunny Away, Mori isn't sure how to compensate................ HunnyxMori, ONE SHOT, FINISHED.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Naruto's a hostess by Chronos guardian reviews
Naruto and rest of rookie 9 have to take on a mission of guarding naruto when he has to play the part of a hostess. They soon learn not everything is what it seems to be. See naruto without the mask.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,214 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Happy Together by PervyNinja reviews
#2 out of 10 of my Song-Stories. Info about this is in my profile. Kisame/Itachi yaoi, don't read if you don't like.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2008 - [Kisame H., Itachi U.] - Complete
Jealousy by TipperKuu reviews
MoriHunny - A small drabble about Mori's feelings about Hunny and how Hunny's other best friend constantly gets in the way. Fluff
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Love by Mazuku reviews
Kisame wonders about his relationship with Itachi. Oneshot, KisaIta.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
In the End by Grimm-kitty-kun reviews
He loved Itachi…he loved him so much.Kisame would give up anything to rewind time and give Itachi the life he deserved. Even if it meant he would not have been a part of it. If Itachi could have been happy…it didn't matter..KisaIta COMPLETE, Death, Onesho
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,660 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Espresso Expresso by GoesKaboom reviews
Akatsuki decides to open a COFFEE SHOP! What's this world coming to? And what is it going to be like when they actually get CUSTOMERS? Can they pull it off? Crack fic. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 13,164 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Itachi U., Kakuzu - Complete
Dirt Road by Sage347 reviews
Maybe you fell apart already, and you aren't composed so much as there's nothing to compose anymore. Well, at least you still have Irony. Can be KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Happy Birthday, Itachi! by Jinzouningen reviews
A fun little birthday fic for everyone's favorite weasel! Happy birthday Itachi! Contains a fun little spanking. .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Kisame's Tears by StarRuby07 reviews
Kisame reflects on the death of Itachi in two versions: One with minor yaoi and one for the friendship-fans! I just changed two lines. Rated T 'cuz I don't understand the rating system..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Black Ink by Shadow Danzer reviews
thick black ink, written on the snow white canvas of his body, Kisame always wanted to read the words written on Itachi's light frame, could it be the heartless killer wears his heart on his body? A heart written in thick black ink *ItachixKisame*SLASH*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Goodbyes by CrowCake reviews
Kisame wonders what Itachi could be so fidgity about. He's only going to be fighting Sasuke tomorrow; no big deal. Right?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Power Addiction by LaDyFiCtIoN reviews
Itachi is not perfect. He has found a flaw in himself, one which Kisame greatly indulges in. There is no power struggle, only sex, manipulation, domination, and gratification. Yaoi, KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
The Closet by Bookkbaby reviews
YAOI NaruSasu, KakaIru, GaaLee, KisaIta. Oneshot. Eight ninja find themselves in a room and the only way out is to play a strange game involving partners and a closet...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,011 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
Puppets by xoxo-simmy reviews
oneshot In which Nekozawa must find Kirimi a birthday present, with the help of the Host Club! Sucky summary, but read and review, please?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2008 - U. Nekozawa - Complete
Money Hungry by GoesKaboom reviews
Zetsu learns that not everything that looks like food actually IS food. Drabbly crack oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Zetsu, Kakuzu - Complete
Sweet Revenge by tinglingsensation reviews
Mori ruins a prank, set up by the twins. They take sweet revenge: HoneyxMori Rated M for sex and bad humor. Warning: Fluffyness! last chapter up!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,979 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Fork by taoueriT reviews
Honey, Mori, an empty music room and a fork. 380 words. HoneyMori
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
I, Alone by Pollux Unbound reviews
In the hail of revelations in Itachi’s death, only one man will mourn, dissolve, and finally cease to exist as he asks his dear departed of one thing only. ItaKisa. KisamexItachi. Deathfic. Angst. Kisame’s POV. One-shot. Kinda tribute to Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Of Crappy Titles and Sunny Days by MazokuYusuke reviews
And Itachi and Kisame one shot. A piece of crap, written out of boredom, but read it anyways. Review too.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Lasting Fancies by LaDyFiCtIoN reviews
Itachi accepts a dare, in which, he must convince Kisame to kiss him. He's doing it for the free drinks but he's also getting a phone number. AU - Yaoi - KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
The Undone by LaDyFiCtIoN reviews
There are things that even Kisame and Itachi cannot do, nor do they understand everything that goes on between them. It's still mysterious to them and exciting. Yaoi - KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
lesson by you didn't did you reviews
life has many suprises especially when somethings apper to be what their not
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
We Built the Pyramids by Ku-chyan reviews
--Sheldon/Leonard-- Ten meme based drabbles.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Complete
Another Naruto CrackFic by Imcannedfruit reviews
“Very good, sir. May I ask what flavor your majesty wants his ramen to be?” “Ramen-flavored, you idiot! Chop chop!” Chapter 9 up: Of Running and Ramen Flavored Ramen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,376 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 1/17/2007
Devotion by Jaila Heyn reviews
Set during "Hani's Not So Sweet Three Days." Hani's filled tooth is bothering him, and Mori gets it in his mind to make it all better!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Mori/Takashi M., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H. - Complete
I'm Full! by Sweetdums reviews
KisaIta. Warnings for smut ending, laters, and the Discovery Channel. The things that happened when he was like this were unpredictable. This time he knew what was coming.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Sugar by webofdreams89 reviews
Sometimes we all feel like someone else. At least according to Haruhi. Slight Honey/Mori. Revised.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Birthday Present by Katasumi Heyano reviews
On Hunny's eighteenth birthday, Mori gives him a "present" he'll never forget. RAPE.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Once upon a time by dragon of mist reviews
There was a girl who was sick of the crap authors had to go through just to please an audience. So here is a non-OOC fiction I have written to please the OOC haters. I had to re-do a couple things, so deal.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
The Littlest Warrior by fadagaski reviews
Have you ever wondered why Mori is so overprotective of Hunny, or why Hunny is so very small? It all stems from a dark period in their childhoods.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,747 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Little Birds by Naleeh reviews
Serie de drabbles dedicados a Haninozuka Yasuchika y Morinozuka Satoshi. Contados desde su punto de vista. Algunos con un levísimo yaoi.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 8/17/2007
Akatsuki Ultimate Grill A Thon by AkiraDawn reviews
It's time for the 15th Annual Grill-A-Thon! What will Akatsuki prepare this year? Will they win the super competitive picnic games? Will anyone catch something on fire? Will Orochimaru and his crew claim the title for best grill recipe? Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,068 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/24/2008 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara
Death by Chocolate by Nukenin reviews
In which Uchiha Itachi provides his own unique twist. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
The Dinner Date by roseweasleygamgee reviews
This was written in response to a challenge over on LiveJournal, The prompt was: Through an outlandish chain of events because, really, what is BBT without outlandish chains of events? Leonard takes Sheldon on a date to impress Penny. Warning: SLASH
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,435 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Complete
Fare Thee Well, O Ye My Blackened Heart by Rose Wyrm reviews
Angst and meloncholy in the rain, culmination of an unlovely love story. They don't know it, they can't say it, but it's there. L-O-V-E. Slight spoilers. KisaIta. YAOI. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Kisame and The Mudkip by Tobi- That's What They Call Me reviews
This is a very stupid story about Kisame and his love for a mudkip. Itachi gets jealous.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Fun With Akatsuki by Teslyn reviews
Beware- A collection of oneshots that capture the lovely moments in the lives of the lovely Akatsuki. - Chapter 22: Asking for Help
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 24,760 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Itachi U.
Needed for Comfort by x1Neko1x reviews
Itachi was shy around others. Kisame wants to change that. KisaIta ItaKisa Fluff. Oneshot. Rated for slight language, but only slight.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
What's a Conscience Got to Do With Us? by lessxordinary reviews
What starts off as an arguement between Itachi and Kisame about Itachi being a cold-hearted bastard eventually turns into much more as Kisame questions right and wrong in a community of murderers, and things get steamy. ItachixKisame Yaoi Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,081 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Strange Connection by move them hands reviews
Sasuke has a bit too much at a friend's party and it's up to Juugo to help him home. JuuSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,204 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Juugo, Sasuke U. - Complete
The Little Brat by blueeyedInali reviews
What happens when Kisame and Itachi are forced to be the bodyguards of a demon child? Pure chaos! Poor Kisame, and Itachi....They never stood a chance.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,536 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
The unwanted becomes wanted by Fire911Fire reviews
WHAT! Itachi's Pregnant? . ItachixKisame ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Porcelain by yuicia reviews
Kisame’s stomach tightened. He knew that this morning when Itachi left the compound, there was a high chance that he’d never see his partner again. But some part of him still repressed the fact that he could die. He just…couldn’t. It wasn’t possible.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,838 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
obligation by La Salle De Bain reviews
Hunny remembers when he was happy. MoriHunny.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Don't Change by XBloodStormX reviews
A quick ItachiXKisame fluff. Kisame gains weight while Itachi is away and is afraid that he won't love him anymore. But he then finds out that love sees more than what's on the outside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
End in Sight by Lutralutra reviews
They were both blinded by self-deception, but they could still see the end. Kisame/Itachi partnership.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
To Take Desperate Measures by ShadowSilk reviews
Every serious evil leader needs to have a matching appearance, right? Unfortunately for Pein, such things don't come cheap. Crackfic. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,711 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Pain/Pein, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Neji's Summer Gift by Sinclair San Tonava reviews
It's the begging of Summer for the kids in Konoha, and Tenten has a gift for Neji: a kitten! How will the Hyuuga take on a kitten? How will others react? Find out now!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,833 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Neji H. - Complete
So Cold by adAprilShower reviews
MAJOR SPOILERS! After learning that Sasuke ‘killed’ Itachi, Kisame goes to bury his dead partner.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Itachi's Bad Day by Moiya Hatake reviews
Oneshot - Itachi has a bad day and Kisame isn't much help. Itachi/Kisame. Humor.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Kisame's Birthday Lollies! by Moka-chan reviews
Kisame's having a bad birthday and Itachi cheers him up! ItaKisa and a bit of SasoDei and KakuHida Fluff!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Happy Birthday, Kisame! by Jinzouningen reviews
A quick one-shot for my favorite shark! Happy birthday, Kisame!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Bad Timing by MysticDragonfruit reviews
Kisame forgets a very important rule when doing a stake out mission with Itachi: always use the bathroom before you leave. It will help avoid unnecessary complications. Please R&R
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Alektorophobia by Your Pet Peeve reviews
.:For JayleeJ's contest:. Alektorophobia. Fear of chickens. Too bad the Akatsuki didn't care about Deidara's opinion... .:Crack!fic. Mild ItachiDei:.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 0 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Akatsuki Randomness by Hope in the Shadows reviews
Funny bits of Randomness! Previously know as Akatsuki Halloween.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Nightmares by Mazuku reviews
A brief moment of terror leads to something Kisame never expected. ItaKisa, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Hello Hikaru by panchuu reviews
One-shot. Seeing Kaoru talking to Hikaru, Mrs. Hitachiin sheds a tear.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
With a Side of Alfredo by oneperfectfit reviews
Itachi, who was not wearing an apron, was hunched over the stove, wondering why the hell the cream and butter for his alfredo sauce were separated, because goddamit, it was supposed to be thickening. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Nobody Knows But Me by WriteAtNight reviews
Drake types an email to Josh and hits delete as he always does or so he thinks . D/J Slash what else right . 3 chapter story. Chapter 1 is the Drake chapter, chapter 2 is the Josh chapter and chapter 3… well you’ll see.
Drake & Josh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,793 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Complete
Crimson Eyes by hebi ryuusei reviews
Itachi was the kid everyone loved while Anko's the loud mouthed student of the Snake Sannin who seemed to have very few in her life. At first, they appear incompatible. When Kakashi is thrown in the mix, emotions linger in the air. ItaAnkoKaka with FIRE
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,887 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/11/2008 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Itachi U., Anko M.
Believe It Kakashi! by sexikat729 reviews
Sequal to Ramen at Lee's Place. Kakashi doesn't believe what Naruto's telling him. I don't own Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Gai M., Lee R. - Complete
Weirdness by Cloud Arcanine reviews
Because of a sudden heat wave, Naruto, Sasuke and Kakashi have gone practicly insane. Whats Sakura to do? My first! Please give it a chance. Very Funny. Better in more chapters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 20,273 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 8/28/2006
Akatsuki: Rise of the Shniz by TheWindAlchemist reviews
You've Seen Kisame's First Days, You've seen Tobi Attack the world with clones, but now, a NEW member of Akatsuki has arrived, Shniz! The new new guy of Akatsuki!EPILOGUE EPILOGUE EPILOGUE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,646 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 5/10/2007
Closer To You by Sentai reviews
Shino made a promise to Kiba that if he passed his exams, they would do it. Will Kiba keep his promise? ShinoKiba, AU?, Yaoi, oneshot, LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,216 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Shino A., Kiba I. - Complete
Talking by The Cake is a Lie X3 reviews
Takashii wants to have a talk with his best friend. One-shot.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Commoner's Coffee Hurts by SuouTamakiLover reviews
Haruhi's debt is paid off, and Tamaki fears that she'll leave the host club. What's the host club king to do? Make a fool of himself? Yep.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
The top 20 ways to annoy Dustfinger by CaptainMajor reviews
Title is self explanatory. Reviews are welcome, flames are FROWNED UPON! If you have published a similar story, and some of my methods are similar to yours, then i apologize, it was not intentional. Peace, Isabeau
Inkheart - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
Reflection on a Knife by Shekiah Rosay reviews
Basta's thoughts about his knife. Pretty angsty. Maybe set kind of after Cloud Dancer's death? R/R!
Inkheart - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Complete
The top 20 ways to annoy Basta by CaptainMajor reviews
Title is self explanatory. If you have ever published a "how to annoy Basta guide" and any of my methods are similar to yours, I apologize, it was not intentional. Enjoy! Please, no flames, but reviews are welcome! :D
Inkheart - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Complete
Want by Totto-chan reviews
She was sure she was the only person who was happy to have had their heart broken.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Eclair T., Tamaki S. - Complete
Blood by Crystaline-Crimson reviews
ItaKisaIta. Itachi-san will beg. He begs to beg. He screams to scream out his partner's name. Hoshigaki Kisame will never disobey his partner again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
In Which Tenten finds a Diary by Strawberry Alacrity reviews
We all know that 'guy finds girl's diary and then there's a happy ending'. Mmm...well, let's reverse that a bit. How bout Girl finds guy's diary? NejiTenten warning: EXTREME randomness DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,187 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Tenten, Neji H.
Two loves in the Host's World by CampionSayn reviews
A series for two couples. One-shot.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,951 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2008 - U. Nekozawa, Renge H. - Complete
your sensei is Sasori! by closedofHeart reviews
What if instead of Baki the sand sibs got Sasori for a sensei, what would change what would stay the same? Has Gaara, Sasori, Baki, Temari and the fourth Kazekage, Orochimaru and lots more. A filck for lesser known characters in canon.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,081 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Sasori, Gaara
Training Gone Wrong by Hosh reviews
NWS. Sasuke doesn't know why Orochimaru stuck him in a room full of snakes, but when the snakes start... taking advantage of him, Sasuke can't get them to stop. Yaoi. SnakesSasu. Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
Just One Kiss by doublethepleasure reviews
One-shot starring Akito and Shigure. Akito is 15 and has not yet had her first kiss. A generous Shigure decides to be the one to give it to her. Rated K JUST to be safe!
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Akito S., Shigure S. - Complete
Just To See You Smile by yuicia reviews
Itachi’s eyesight was getting worse and Kisame was starting to get worried. Though he never showed it or let it slip through his mouth.That is till a mission one day when the Uchiha did something Kisame never would have thought he would do.Implied KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Hate Myself by LoserGoneWrong reviews
Just a lil poem of Kyo's and Yuki's relationships. Drabble. KyoXYuki
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Yuki S., Kyo S. - Complete
Bad Breath by CaptainMajor reviews
Many years ago Basta was rejected for having bad breath. Want to know all the details? Oneshot, not very exciting...just wanted to give Basta a hard time about his past. lol. No flames please! Basta OC
Inkheart - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
Ramen at Lee's Place by sexikat729 reviews
Naruto smells ramen and it leads him to Lee's, but somethings not right, and Naruto is determined to find out, but can his mind handle it? don't own Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Lee R., Gai M. - Complete
How to Remove a Curse Mark by Your Pet Peeve reviews
[Oneshot] How to Remove a Curse Mark....let the chaos ensue! LEE! DROP THE FISH RIGHT NOW BEFORE SOMEBODY GETS..Oh god.. [NejiTen]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,720 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
TheSweetestValentinesfortheTastelessYoungerBrother by loveonthego reviews
ONESHOT Valentines Day fic There was a card on top of it and Satoshi opened it, reading the text. "Sorry about earlier. Happy V-day. -Chika."
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Satoshi M., Chika/Yasuchika H. - Complete
Ten words for Kyouya by Sambucivox reviews
Ten drabbles about Kyouya's life and miracles, from the point of view of his nearest and dearest. You'll have to read between the lines to find the pairings. Rated T for violence, mostly. COMPLETE.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,396 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/13/2008 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Kyōya O. - Complete
Bittersweet Faith by Sallie A. Walker reviews
Haruhi's his angel, Kyouya is her sin. But could he accept her choice of redemption when it's his downfall? A One-shot dedicated to Haruhi and Kyouya. EDIT: Now writing sequel!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
How to Kiss by Momosportif reviews
Possibly Gai's most dangerous mission ever, learning how to kiss! Luckily he has a friendly volunteer...ShizuGai fluff and an experiment in style. Prize fic for imanokie01. Character's are Kishimoto's. Read, enjoy, and review if inclined! Smile!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Gai M., Shizune - Complete
How cotton candy changed his life by CaptainMajor reviews
A silly one shot explaining how Cotton Candy changed Basta's life... silly, stupid, perhaps funny. review please , but no flames. thanks :
Inkheart - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
Debt Note by Kalachuchi reviews
Haruhi finally sees what is written in Kyoya’s notebook.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 58 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
42Usa by The Little Cog Girl reviews
What if Huni really WAS and alien?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Disposing of Teeth by PassiveAggressive101 reviews
Itachi never bothers to ask and Kisame never bothers to tell.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Dependable by Jaila Heyn reviews
Exhausted after a long training session, Hani only wants three things right now...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Tease by Jaila Heyn reviews
Short, sweet, but not all that innocent describes both this fic and Mori's impression of Hani having a special snack perfectly.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Only One by Jazyrha reviews
I am the only one in my world. That makes me God. Then why is it... that I cannot create heaven? Then why is it... that I am trapped inside this hell?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Kyōya O. - Complete
Let's Switch by Devil's Backbone reviews
The Seme becomes the Uke, and the Uke becomes the Seme. Sasuke wants to know how it feels to be the uke.MM, NaruSasu, mpreg. A/N.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,853 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
For Who You Are by Jazyrha reviews
/-Dedicated to Sachie-san-/ She doesn't like Kyouya. She hates him. Because Kyouya isn't anything like Miyabi-kun. /-KyouRenge-/ Then why is it she cannot stop thinking about him?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Renge H., Kyōya O. - Complete
SMILE by FailingDemi reviews
Harsh words may cut your soul, don’t stop walking. Keep your head up, smile. Hands up, feel the empty darkness ahead. Don’t feel crushed, hands are offered, smiles are given. “Let’s walk to the end of the tunnel together.” .Tamaki-based.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Tamaki S. - Complete
16 ways to shut the hell up by IceCrome reviews
Lists are not equal to that of stories. Mockfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Complete
Gone by Feralhousecat reviews
Dustfinger tries to accept Farid's death. This occurs before the chapter An Exchange.
Inkheart - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Complete
To Forget by Feralhousecat reviews
Dustfinger's reaction when releasing Tinkerbell from her prison in Basta's house.
Inkheart - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Complete
Go Away by Feralhousecat reviews
Dustfinger tries to make Farid stop following him, but ultamitely lets him tag along.
Inkheart - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Complete
Roses by Songstone reviews
He remembered that I was allergic to daisies... KisaIta drabble.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Daughters by Feralhousecat reviews
In Inkspell, we find out that Dustfinger has two daughters. How would he deal with the jealousy of seeing Mo able to raise and nurture Meggie?
Inkheart - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
I never got the chance to say i'm sorry by ImmixRikudou reviews
Made for my friend aya. Itachi has a quarrel with Deidara and he wants to say sorry.He asks kisame for help. Contains spoiler chapter 362/363. ONESHOT & OOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
I'm Not GAY! by xFearxOfxDeathx reviews
Itachi isn't gay! So why is Kisame singing these damn songs to him? I suck at summaries and titles o.o yay! Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Mirrored by aBoOm-Un reviews
It was strange, the way that they were together. Drabble, KisaKonan
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Kisame H., Konan - Complete
Deathbed Wishes by Dailenna reviews
Haruhi has lived a good, long life, but there is one thing that she has yet to do before she dies: taste giant tuna.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Tamaki's Nightmare by kittypirate17 reviews
One shot. Perverted fun with the Host Club. Dont read if you are insulted by adult humor.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
She's Just Oblivious by TeenFanatic reviews
Some of the members of the Host club are becoming curious as to why Haruhi is always tired. Tamaki finds out why in a peculiar way while also discovering something else about Haruhi. OHSHC Oneshot
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Bucket of Fun by SalemProphet reviews
Oneshot Now, why is Itachi a bucket of fun? minor OC. Crack-ish
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Older brother by Cip reviews
After a seemingly unnecessary slaughter Itachi is left feeling depressed. Can Kisame cheer him up? NON-YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Crack Chapter READ AT YOUR OWN RISK! by bzeep reviews
This is pretty much a stupid, very VERY random thing me and my friend's came up with at 4 in the morning so if it sucks it has a reason. Like the title says read at your own risk so BEWARE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Complete
Kuro Houseki by Kurai Himitsu reviews
Itachi called it a mistake; Kisame called it a miracle. Slight fluff
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,735 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Three Words by Jinzouningen reviews
Itachi barely heard his last three words. Words he'd always hated to hear otherwise, but coming from Kisame, it ment everything. Character death, implied KisaIta, angst. Have a nice day.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
The Crispy Crisis by DeisClayDragon reviews
Itachi seems to be having some, how you say, canine related issues. ONESHOT.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
A Different Kind Of Fairytale by Jazyrha reviews
50-sentence story about the beautiful love of Kyouya and Kaoru. Even though it was a weird kind of fairy tale, it was a fairy tale nonetheless.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Kaoru H., Kyōya O. - Complete
One in a Million by FailingDemi reviews
Haruhi wonders why Tamaki chose her in the first place to be his spouse. HaruTama. Future Fic.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
Still Yet Another Akatsuki New Year's Eve by AkiraDawn reviews
It's New Year's Eve once again with Akatsuki! Surely there will be no drinking? No one will do ANYTHING stupid! And there is absolutely positively no chance of Pein and Konan showing up with the leader....is there? Enjoy and Happy 2008!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,327 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
orchids by the wandering path reviews
A long time ago, we promised to wait for each other. I waited, you continued to walk on. Drabble. Ranka-Haruhi's father-daughter relationship.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Ranka/Ryōji F., Haruhi F. - Complete
Succumb to The Surrender by LaDyFiCtIoN reviews
Itachi thinks that he is in control, but really, all Kisame has to do is smile and the victory is his. Yaoi, KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
I guess by Pilotofmymind reviews
A short ItachiKisame poem. I hope you like it. No flames, as I like this pairing.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Oolong Tea by Kuma-cchi reviews
Haruhi leaned back against her pillow. She was tired and her head felt hot. She reached for her tea placed beside her, and noticed a figure sitting next to her futon... I suck at summaries. OneShot. TamakixHaruhi. Just fluff. Sort of a sequel to 'Cookies'
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Turning the Gears by Heliotropic reviews
genfic Itachi practices and Kisame watches and wonders about his partner's brother.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Cookies by Kuma-cchi reviews
Tamaki comes over to Haruhi's place, and they make cookies. Oneshot. TamaHaru sweetness!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
Little Plastic Dinosaur by NinjaWizardFred reviews
It takes three DAYS to quintuple in size, sempai, not three minutes. HaruhiTamaki Oneshot.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Regret by Ineska reviews
Tamaki's thoughts on Kyoya's and Haruhi's wedding day. Kyoya x Haruhi, onesided Tamaki x Haruhi
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
Pretty Itachi by Madame President reviews
even in death he was beautiful. itakisa
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
You can't molest me while I'm hosting by TalksToSelf reviews
Criminally short humorous exchange between the twins and Haruhi
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Haruhi F.
Secret by Kewaresu1 reviews
Kyouya has a secret, and he accidently lets it slip. Kyouya x Tamaki may be a bit OOC
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Fire Crackers by FailingDemi reviews
Haruhi hates fire crackers...why? Sometimes it sounds like thunder...tis all. TamaHaru. Rated T for my usage of 'Goddamit'. ..hem.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
Kakuzu's Birthday Ramblings by dead drifter reviews
Angst Rambling. Slight KakuHidan. It's the old man's birthday...and he reflects on his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Guess Who by slack-jawed cheese hugger reviews
The Akatsuki are playing their favorite game. crack oneshot fic. rr!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Deidara, Kakuzu - Complete
Weight of living by Plushielover177 reviews
No matter how many times he hits him Hidan still continues to talk. Kakuzu wonders why. KakuHida if you want
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
22 Stolen Facts about Uchiha Itachi by Nightly Halo reviews
Ha, just thought this was a funny list to put up. If you love Itachi, then you have to read this, you'll be laughing pretty hard by the end of the list... NEW! CHAPTER 3 HAS BEEN ADDED!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
Puberty by silentskulls reviews
Wilbur tries to prove Franny that he most certainly is NOT, by all means, growing older.
Meet the Robinsons - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Complete
LoveHate by SpacePirateGirl reviews
Kisame fights Suigetsu, and Karin's memories of the Mist ninja resurface. Is their relationship love or hate? Is Suigetsu still angry after so much time has passed? Karin needs to know, but, with Suigets on his death bed, things are not looking good. SuiK
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,908 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Karin U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
An Akatsuki Christmas Carol by TheWindAlchemist reviews
Pein, The Leader of Akatsuki, learns the true meaning of Christmas after being visited by the three great Sanin of Christmas Past, present, and Future. There are little specs of PeinKonan and DeiHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,238 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Pain/Pein - Complete
That's why by carlmuz reviews
Konan was hurt after hearing the conversation between the other members of the Akatsuki and seeks comfort on her dead friend. Unknown to her, there is still someone who cared about her. Rated for Hidan's foul language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Konan, Kisame H. - Complete
5 Questions to Two Bishounen by KiyaMadarame reviews
5 Questions to Sai and Sasuke about their sexual popularity. No yaoi yet...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Sai, Sasuke U. - Complete
THE question by Kitten The Kokeshi Doll reviews
Honey asks THE question. Tamaki, Haruhi, Hikaru and Kaoru try to explain it... it's better than it sounds.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H. - Complete
Some Things by Keq reviews
There are some things you hate to do, but you just can't get around doing them. Everyone has them, and unfortunately for Konan, one of those things just needed to be done. Oneshot, drabble, rated for mild language, NOT KonanxKisame
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Konan, Kisame H. - Complete
Of Shadows and Notes by Hokata Yuy reviews
When a prisoner doesn't want to talk, sometimes you have to get creative. ShikaTayuya? R for language I'll update soon, promise
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 54,586 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 2/17/2005 - Shikamaru N., Tayuya
what lies behind the mask by closedofHeart reviews
Deidara survives his sucide attempt and wakes up to a very different Tobi. Has yaoi in it and Tobi being veery evil. Contains a bit of OOC. Contain a slight PeinxKonan pairing. Tobixdei guess which Tobi is it? Sorry it too so long.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,322 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi
Wrestling Sasuke by Novelist Pup reviews
Because, obviously, REAL men arm wrestle. :CRACK:
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Death of Gaara by necroneox3d reviews
Chpt 3 of the Death Series
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Difference by Devils Anarchist reviews
The difference between you and I. A short poem a wrote about Naruto and his life. I hope you guys like it. Hope its not to lame... please read. From the author that brought you, Starting Over, and Starting Over Two. Please read and Review.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Bathroom Wars by NeuroticSeduction reviews
What really happens as our favorite ninja prepare for the day? Oh Kami, Gaara can't find his eyeliner... and Sasuke's hair looks terrible! Fix it, Itachi! Fix it! Sing it, Neji! D8 CRACK OOCness Cowrite with TenSecondTom
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Gaara, Sasuke U.
The Ire Of The Witch by LittlestWish reviews
ONESHOT. Mortola has written about how she felt, and feels, after the death of Capricorn. Slightly sentimental. Short.
Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Exchange Program 3: Graduation by GoesKaboom reviews
When the class valedictorian of A. High School is held hostage along with the diplomas for graduation, it's up to the ninjas to save the day. Again. COMPLETED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,638 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/15/2007 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Complete
Dirty Tactics by TalksToSelf reviews
ONESHOT My take on the ending for episode 26, how it should have happened. Haruhi uses the dirtiest tactic a girl can, while in an airport dash for Tamaki... tears.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
Opposites Attract by Gaarashottie76 reviews
Itachi the Beautiful one, and Kisame the ugly one. Opposites attract Right?YAOI LEMON! No Likey no Ready. Please RR.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Curiosity Killed the Team 7 by Kairi Uzeniba reviews
[Kind of a sequel to My Secret Love for You] Kakashi is getting later and later into his team's training sessions because of his time with Anko. So his team decides to investigate. But they get a little more than they were asking for. [KakashixAnko]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,522 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Kakashi H., Anko M.
Dancing Shadows by aBoOm-Un reviews
She looked so beautiful when she was sleeping. [KisaKonan]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Kisame H., Konan - Complete
The prince of darkness and the princess of light by Parkourgal reviews
Nekozawa, the prince of the darkness, loves the princess of light... Will he get what he wants?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/6/2007 - U. Nekozawa - Complete
BathHouse Blowjobs by Thundergryphon reviews
NaruSasu Naruto’s out for a little erotic revenge on Sasuke, who always initiates everything. Sequal to INGIM
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lust's Desires by LaDyFiCtIoN reviews
Kisame thinks that Itachi will only ever be beautiful when he's crying. A smile, nonetheless, turns him on just as much. [Kisame x Itachi Yaoi]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Kiss Kiss Fall In Love? by TalksToSelf reviews
A customer wonders aloud which host is the best kisser... and Haruhi ends up the guinea pig judge. HaruhixEveryone, though mainly HaruhixTamaki
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Mother's Day by just call me Cappy reviews
Kyouya Ootori never thought much about his role as 'mother' of the Host Club. Until one special day, he decides to throw a little surprise for his unsuspecting 'family' members ... [Kyouya centric, with mild hints of TamaHaru]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Shovels by Atopos reviews
A drabble about Kakuzu and Hidan walking around with a shovel. Warning: Hidan's in it, so what do you think?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Sleep Deprivation by MysticDragonfruit reviews
FULL STORY POSTED UNDER MISADVENTURES AT HOGWARTS. Everybody has their moments. This is just one of Itachi's. NarutoHarry Potter crossover.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Ask the Beasts by Chuint reviews
Welcome to this letters to the editor style fic, where Gai and Lee answer the questions! But, where will these letters come from? YOU of course! Some OOC, plenty of crack. Everyone else is in the ceiling or hanging from it. DISCONTINUED & REDONE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 38,030 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Lee R., Gai M.
All Caught Up In The Storm by jewel-shards reviews
Itachi is afraid of thunder. Good thing his partner is there to help. OOCness and fluff Cute oneshot. Reviews as always are more than welcome. Rated: T for mild cursing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Minato, In Love by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kushina Uzumaki is insane.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 1,371 - Follows: 100 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Minato N. - Complete
Is Difference Good Or Bad? by hope1090 reviews
Is it? As a child, little Kisame thinks this over and wonders whether or not it's good or bad. A sorta sad little one shot with Kisame and his memories. I wrote this during Science.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Kisame H. - Complete
What's That Usachan? by The Little Cog Girl reviews
Is Hunni an alien? Does Usa-chan talk to him? Find out by reading! By the way spell check doesn't like me so be for worned. Please tell me if I got any spelling or grammer rong, K? Thanks!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H. - Complete
Orochimaru's Sex Education Class by Abbandon reviews
Sasuke was taught lots of things. Just not the things that would help reach his goal of reviving his clan. So, Orochimaru has come to help him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
Lust and Found by Phazon Droid reviews
Due to a recent decrease of missions, Konoha has become a dull village. Eager to liven things up, Kakashi and Jiraiya distribute a powerful aphrodisiac throughout Konoha that causes the villagers to experiment with and fulfill their hidden sexual desires
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,538 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/28/2007 - Published: 8/1/2006
FUN: revised Edition by TigerZodiacAnimeGuru reviews
FUN song is revised and sung twice! The first is just random, but the second is ItaKisa. IMPLIDE YAOI.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
The Lee Chronicles by Chuint reviews
Just a continuing series of drabbles about Team Gai. Rated just in case, pairings possibly in the future. LOTS of crack, and a bit of OOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,275 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Lee R.
the bats are pooping by closedofHeart reviews
Sealing a bijuu takes alot of effort especially if you're stuck in a cave with bats. Had to tone down the swearing but its still funny. Akatsuki vs nature. Mainly Hidan vs nature. But contains other members.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Punishment for Honey by WinterWriterRi reviews
We all know Honey and Mori are so close it's not true. What would happen if it WASN'T true? If Mori didn't like Honey and only stuck around for entertainment and of course punishment. Well, look within to find out....
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M.
The Girl Who Never Cried by Neko-Chan in Wonderland reviews
[Oneshot] It was a wonder to Fujioka Ryoji that his daughter had not shed a tear since her mother's death, when he had already cried too many times since.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Haruhi F., Ranka/Ryōji F. - Complete
The Doorknob by momoxtoshiro reviews
The Host Club are trapped inside the 3rd music room during a school lockdown. How will they survive with each other without going insane? How will they get out? READ 2 FIND OUT! oneshot.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Haruhi F. - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7086 - Favs: 5,475 - Follows: 2,258 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Icicle by momoxtoshiro reviews
It was cold, she needed someone to walk her home. Who would have forseen what would happen? oneshot TamaHaru.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Something In Common by momoxtoshiro reviews
They are complete opposites, but they have something in common. oneshot TamaHaru.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Give And Take by aestheticmatter reviews
MoriHoney Mori and Honey's feelings for each other take a new, exhilarating turn. Now it's up to them to conquer their fears and go where it leads, all the way.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,825 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 42 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Suika Nagaisu by Geekies reviews
Karin gets a litlle too comfy with Suigetsu. SuiKa. FluffWatermelon Couch
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/18/2007 - [Karin U., Suigetsu H.] - Complete
Blood and Bubbles by Verboten Byacolate reviews
Autobiography of a shark. [Kisame]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Kisame H. - Complete
Toothpick by dove1593 reviews
After giving up her title, and her life of absolute luxury, Azula finds herself...in an odd situation. Sokkla, and the title has nothing to do with story.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Azula, Sokka - Complete
Naruto's 25 year old Reunion by erigstimloveles reviews
Naruto is back in Konoha, now 25 years old. He's come here for the reunion to see how his old pals are doing. how much has the rookie 9 changed? MANY SURPRISES.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,473 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
Haruhi Hurts by JEFangirl18 reviews
Haruhi misses Tamaki. She had to transfer because her grades dropped, and she learns he’s with Éclair. She’s invited to their wedding reception and attends. Please r&r.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Pinky and the Brain: Naruto Style by IceCrome reviews
Orochimaru. Kabuto. Pinky & the Brain knockoff. And idiocy at its finest. [3rd Prize Winner]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y. - Complete
I'm never coming back by miserygirl reviews
A short NaruSasu drabble. In Naruto's POV.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cherry Blossom Kiss by Kerink reviews
23 year old Pein goes to ask 16 year old Zetsu to join the Akatsuki. Oneshot. Name changed because I realized that Sakura was a character and I didn't want anyone to get confused.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Pain/Pein, Zetsu - Complete
Why you never use a truth jutsu on an Uchiha by kutoki reviews
Sakura and Ino one day decided to try and find out who Sasuke liked more...well lets just say they didn't get the answer they were expecting. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Itachi's Diary by A Shadows Dream reviews
Find out what happens when Sasuke finds and reads Itachi's diary. Made by 00mutianpaperclip00 and myself. Rating just in case.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
And, But by Momosportif reviews
GaiShizu is back with a vengeance! A little serious drabble. She has nothing and he has it all. And opposites attract. Thank you, o great Kishimoto for the magical characters! Read, enjoy, and review if the mood waylays you on your way to the back button!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Gai M., Shizune - Complete
Fairy Tales by Wolfen Dreams reviews
Azula was never one to enjoy Fairy Tales, and she most certainly didn't dream of a Prince Charming. Sokkla.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Azula, Sokka - Complete
Gaara And Kankuro's Case by Morbid Guidance reviews
When Kankuro finds out that Temari likes someone in Konoha, he and a surprisingly curious Gaara go into stalking mode trying to figure out who this mysterious person is. Now what will Temari say when she finds them? Or more, what will she do? R&R!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
They Know Nothing by PsychoChick101 reviews
A short story about Basta. There's not much else I can really say about it.
Inkheart - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Complete
I didn't say it was my FIRST time by Aisha and Mina reviews
ello!:D im mina from the aisha and mina group :33 im here to bring you a smexie little oneshot about a certain fish man and a sharingan user x333 [ItaKisa SEX! M]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,038 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Online Chat Squad 7's First MSN Chat by Jessie Roug3 reviews
When Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura were seven years old, the Leaf village was really modern for ancient Japan. Find out the modern way of how Naruto got his Kyuubi sealed, when Sasuke began his emo phases, and when Sakura began to be... well Sakura. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Complete
Naruto's Cheesy Coffee by MitterNatch reviews
After the chunnin exams Naruto gets very thirsty... Maybe this new coffee he's found will quench his thirst? If it doesnt, its bound to change somthing about him...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
What Else Do I Have? by WardensWomb reviews
My take on how Zetsu came to join the Akatsuki. Rated T for implying PeinxZetsu, seeing as some people are against this type of thing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Zetsu, Pain/Pein - Complete
The Object of My Sister's Desire by jocular monoceros reviews
Gaara hears noises. He seeks help from Kankurou and they go to investigate. Written mainly through their POV. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Online Chat Hinata's Birthday by Jessie Roug3 reviews
Naruto's running out of time to get Hinata a birthday present, so he talk to his best friends for advice on the internet usong msn. Little do he know how finding the perfect gift can be in more ways than one. NaruHina enjoy! Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Collision by xoxoxlovestinksxoxox reviews
The Naruto characters meet AU versions of themselves! Crack...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Complete
Doujinshi Woes by ice illuser reviews
Renge attempts to convert Kirimi and Nekozawa to moe, but in the end finds out what Nekozawa really wants would be herself.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Renge H., U. Nekozawa - Complete
What? by Your Pet Peeve reviews
[One shot] After a mission, Naruto was in for a big suprise. 'YOU got Sakura PREGNANT'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Drapes by Marcab reviews
Kyuubi has something to say about privacy. Crack... totally random. : Character bashing, but it's the Kyuubi so it'd be expected. Rated T for language and some implied adult themes...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
To Be or Not To Be: Uke by moodiful819 reviews
Probably one of the biggest pitfalls of the pairing. [SasuNaru or NaruSasu. Kakasaku. Not to be taken seriously at all.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
10 ways to bag an Uchiha by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Watch, as Naruto tries to bag his very own Uchiha. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 61 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Phobia by aBoOm-Un reviews
Konan doesn’t fear pain. She doesn’t fear death. No, what she really fears is something entirely ridiculous… [Slight OOCness]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Konan, Kisame H. - Complete
Just Another Day by Chris101 reviews
Sokkla. Sokka was able to get away from the girls today, only to be confronted by Azula.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Sokka, Azula - Complete
Bittersweet Goodbyes by rollmaster reviews
Naruto slowly looked back toward that face that had haunted his dreams for years, more tears slipped out. Life wasn't fair.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dawn of the Red Family II by zopponde reviews
The continuation of Dawn of the Red Family: Time has passed since Tobi's little...selection, but the name stuck, but things have been too quiet until Tobi comes back from a mission, and Pein learns that there's more to a family than the first generation..
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,575 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
HALLOWEENIE TIME by IceCrome reviews
It's a Halloween fic, it's a Halloween fic, it's a Halloween Fic, it's a Hallooween fic, did I mention it was a Halloween fic?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,594 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Complete
Afterwards by Mazuku reviews
ItaKisa, oneshot. Kisame wonders why Itachi finds intimacy so awkward.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Oh the Joys by SalemProphet reviews
[Drabble] A day in the life of Zetsu. Randomness
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Zetsu, Hidan - Complete
Papercuts by Reivity reviews
-drabble- 'Maybe you should kill me.' -HidanKonan-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Hidan, Konan - Complete
A Failed Mission by Overlyinspired reviews
After Kisame and Itachi are defeated by Jiraya and fail to capture Naruto, they begin to return to the base, but along the way, a chakra drained Itachi gets very ill. Slight KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,254 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Wonder by ckret2 reviews
Itachi tries not to think about his massacre. He doesn't even remember why it happened. But now Itachi must find out why Tobi reminds him of the Uchiha clan, unless he wants to relive the massacre. This time, he and Tobi might not survive it. [Tobito fic]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,372 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Itachi U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Salsa without the dip by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are partnered up in salsa class. NaruSasu. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Real World: Akatsuki by Uzuki-Kun reviews
The Real World...With Akatsuki. Last chapter. That's all to Season 1. Will there be a Season 2? Eh...I don't know. Enjoy the reality T.V. Show gone wrong, un!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,909 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Complete
Smother by la mangue joyeuse reviews
Hidans knows that sometimes you need to be cruel to be kind. [KakuHidan][Borders on AU]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
First Hour by ejunkie reviews
He remembered seeing her silhouette during the extractions, but this was the first time they had come across each other in one of the bases. In fact, he surmised, this was the first time he could recall ever meeting her face to face. Shame. Hidan, Konan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Hidan, Konan - Complete
This Isn't What it Looks Like by Medicinal Biscuit reviews
It should have been just a menial, easy outing but with Team Hebi involved, nothing's ever that simple. In which one of the most boring tasks imaginable becomes a fight for survival and dignity..at least to Suigetsu. CRACK!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,453 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Suigetsu H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Bleached Room of Fishcakes by DragonAnime000000 reviews
What happens when you lock characters of Bleach and Naruto in a room? Complete and utter chaos. Come see for yourself! Rated for safty and minor language! Bleach Naruto cross over
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,432 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 8/7/2007
Nightmares by Chris101 reviews
I suck at summaries, but Azula causes Zuko many Nightmares with some disturbing news, and a few things on her part, as well. NOT INCEST!although it is slightly implied. ZUTARIAN'S WILL LIKE THIS CAUSE IT EXPLAINS ALL THE MAIKO!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Azula, Zuko - Complete
Closet Hostage by paynesgrey reviews
Renge's plan goes awry, and suddenly she's trapped in a closet with Kyouya. [Renge x Kyouya] Canon Anime Universe. Oneshot.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Renge H., Kyōya O. - Complete
On The 12 Days Of Christmas Yodaime Gave To Me by Jessie Roug3 reviews
This is a oneshot story, with that old familair song, sung at Christmas times. To find out more about it read it, hint: Naruto gets palyed in the ending.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Complete
Blind by Lyricism reviews
Itachi knows that he's going blind, but he isn't worried about it. He has a plan. KisaIta.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Sweet Talk by Smart Alex reviews
Hunny and Chika have a talk about the important things. [Postepisode 18, oneshot.]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H. - Complete
Masochistic Tendencies by Dreamless Infinity reviews
Hidan’s a masochist, and Konan has to get a little rough when push comes to shove… Kodan HidanxKonan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Konan, Hidan - Complete
Better Than You by ZheM reviews
Sai has a few choice words for Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Sai, Sasuke U. - Complete
Comfort by Mazuku reviews
Oneshot. Kisame wakes to find Itachi in his arms.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Steamy Love Affair by Simple-Minded Idiot reviews
Karin has gay sensing problems – girls in love are like that. Suigetsu has pheromone problems – even fishes need to mate. Juugo has growth hormone problems – he's tall. And Sasuke... has a smirk on his face? [SuiSasu]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,152 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Suigetsu H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Complaint Department, Take a Number by Mint Pizza Queen reviews
Naruto finds that the best person to complain to is the one he's complaining about. ONESHOT. [COMPLETED]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Shopping by IceCrome reviews
The Akatsukians go Grocery Shopping. And, as usual in every 'humor' story, some random crap happens. [First Prize winner]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Complete
I Think Not by Sennyu Megami reviews
[Anti Naruto] Sasuke lets his true feelings be known during the final battle with Naruto. Orochimaru squeals.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Passing Scent by dustbowls reviews
[Oneshot] Of Inuzuka Hana and Uchiha Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,371 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Hana I., Itachi U. - Complete
Knew by Manufactured Guidelines reviews
She knew. But how much, he didn't know. [kind of TamakixHaruhi]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
Blessed Are The Weak by Tobu Ishi reviews
Growing up with Azula for a sister was a lifelong lesson in survival of the fittest. Azula, Zuko, childhood flashback. Genfic aka, no pairing. Warnings: Animal abuse.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Azula, Zuko - Complete
Maybe Somday by itachirocks31 reviews
A random fic i decided to post. Itachi's thoughts on his partner. OneShot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
It's 10 10! by Your Pet Peeve reviews
[Drabble] Every year that hug was a trap. Every year.. [Team Gai]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Grocery Store by Yeaaa.No reviews
The reason Naruto doesn’t go to a grocery store [parodyhumor][OOC]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Happy Birthday, Mr Uzumaki by Mint Pizza Queen reviews
Sasuke frowned, looking to Naruto as he asked whether the boy would forgive him. There was a pause. 'We'll see after cake and ice cream.' SasuNaru. ONESHOT. [COMPLETED]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Anesthetic by Kurai Himitsu reviews
He was a slave's slave, just as trapped in the nightmares as his master, but somehow he always ended up the bigger fool in the end.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,515 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Aoi House by LovingTheOgre reviews
After being kicked out of their dorm they find a flyer with info on a place to go. Fast internet, cheap rent, anime 24 7...there is only one problem with this. Now in a seemingly weird harem of Yaoi loving girls how will Shika and Chouji survive Aoi House
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,982 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Shikamaru N., Chōji A. - Complete
Enigma by Mazuku reviews
Kisame knows he will never understand Itachi. ItaKisa, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Silly Naruto Screw ups by shikagal reviews
This is just a fun Naruto screw up scenes from Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Eat Cake by blackdragonflower reviews
Friendship fluff. Takashi Morinozuka and Mitsukuni Haninozuka Hunny are quite good friends. Today Mori has a mysterious surprise for the cute Hunny and BunBun the rabbit. What does the Host Club members have up their richly made sleeves this time?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Mori/Takashi M., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H. - Complete
Secrets by Nightmareish Rain reviews
Itachi at age 13 is very closed up. Let's see how Kisame fixes that. KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Memories by WardensWomb reviews
Sequel to Thinking Back. The death of Pein settles in with Zetsu after a course of a few days. Songfic. Rated T for language among other things.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Pain/Pein, Zetsu - Complete
Thinking Back by WardensWomb reviews
Implies PeinxZetsu. Zetsu thinks back on his familylike relationship with Pein as he watches the man die in front of his eyes. Rated T for elements of death, and minor gore. Small musings about the afterlife included. Sequel finished as well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Pain/Pein, Zetsu - Complete
Any Last Requests! by Jinzouningen reviews
Gotcha now! Any last requests? Um...two, actually. Sasuke asks Itachi if he has any last rquests, and the elder has a very bizzare answer. No yaoi, just random
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
What Smoking Can Do To Ya by uncle T reviews
Crack. OOC. OneShot. Rated T I Guess. Da Title Says It All... Juz Read 'n Review Y'all. Peace Out! Oh It's 'bout da eversofamous Akatsuki btw
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Pain/Pein, Itachi U. - Complete
What's a Seatbelt? by MelissaRose85 reviews
Five drabblefics that explore odd, humorous situations Team Kakashi could find themselves in. Crackish. Includes Seatbelts, Is that a Kunai in Your Pocket..., Shinobi in Skirts, Where's my Gourd?, and Tsunade's Jutsu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Gaara's Quest to Become Main Character by FrescaPower reviews
Another insane Naruto parody! It has some lines from Naruto the Abridged Series, and original stuff by me too! Gaara goes on a murderous rampage and becomes a sugarloving Chipmunk, Naruto does something stupid and more!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Gaara - Complete
My Letter To Her by pokemeh reviews
Some poem I made when I was bored. It's not the best, but I don't think it's the worst. So if you come across this poem, please read.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
Operation: Distraction! by Genasyz reviews
Uh oh. Sweets strike back and endangers Honey's health! It's time to take a more effective solution. The answer? Love! What crazy stunts will the host club pull off this time to make it a success? CHAPT.7: No more secrets MoriHoney COMPLETE!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,163 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Ichiraku encounter by T. E. Rankin reviews
just a one shot showing teuchi saving naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Origami Malarkey by Nymbis reviews
Only Kakuzu could see a homicidal woman’s hobby as a way to earn some quick revenue. Konan and Kakuzu crack!friendship.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Kakuzu, Konan - Complete
Coming out of the Closet by nocturnalMusings reviews
Gaara, Sakura, and Sasuke have been way too quiet for way too long, so Naruto gets a brilliant idea: Lock the three in a closet, and leave them there for a few days! Caution: Crack, OOC, and OC abound!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,788 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
The Awaking by Topaztok reviews
When awakened from his sleep, Hunny sempai tend to get extremely foultempered and will murder the poor soul who woke him up. In this story of mine, we shall see the different reactions when the host club members try getting Hunny out of bed!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H. - Complete
Never Call Tobi a Bad Boy by NovaWarrior reviews
Title says it all . Rated T for some language. One Shot. Trust me, you don't want to mess with Tobi, apparently Deidara didn't get this message. This is why they always call Tobi a good boy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Serious Discussion by Marijn reviews
Late night chats around the campfire. 'Oh, come on, you're a teenage boy.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Suigetsu H., Karin U. - Complete
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 88 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Akatsuki: At the Market! by waterfall tears reviews
When the akatsuki crew is forced to go shopping after Kakuzu swindled their food for money, randomness and insanity ensues. Will the akatsuki be able to make it through the hour without killing each other? Read and find out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,830 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Itachi U., Hidan - Complete
giftgiving goodness by La Salle De Bain reviews
[oneshot] Konan surprises Pein.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Late Night in the Third Music Room by Kaito Kiddo reviews
Nekozawa overhears something rather interesting in the third music room after school hours.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Mood Swings by DancingDragonBlaze reviews
Sasuke doesn’t like to show his emotions. Too bad that’s what a mood ring does. DEDICATION ONESHOT: NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Azula always lies by Unkept reviews
Azula's an evil genius, Zuko makes poor choices, what else is new? Oneshot. Please R&R!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Azula, Zuko - Complete
Be Still I'm Right Here Shut Up and Kiss Me by Momosportif reviews
KisaIta, KakuHida, and SasoDei drabblefluff! Originally a oneshot but now a drabble collection due to someone's inspirational request. Switches POV so watch out. Characters are Kishimoto's. Read, enjoy, and review if so inclined! Smile
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,703 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Primrose Path by Sayaka-sama reviews
Suigetsu is not at all a hard person to please. SuiKa. Take note of the rating.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Suigetsu H., Karin U. - Complete
Whats Wrong? by Sokklafan11 reviews
Sokka sees that Azula's been acting strange..What happens when he asks, Read and find out! Sokkla one shot R&R WARNING AZULA OOC!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Azula, Sokka - Complete
Black Ice by TheBloodOfAnAngel reviews
Hebi had spilt into two teams for a short amount of time, and what began as an annoying moment, ended with an subtle epiphany. [SuigetsuxKarin]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Karin U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Naruto Hates Yaoi Talk Show by Flamerkiller reviews
What will happen when Naruto puts his friends on his talk show to talk about how they feel about yaoi? Gonna have to read and find out.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Complete
The Dispute by It'salreadycreeping reviews
Ursa confronts Ozai. Oneshot. Set in the past. Rating is so I don't get sued...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Zuko, Azula - Complete
Akatsuki Fitness Club Membership by AkiraDawn reviews
Let's get physical! Akatsuki has received free one month trial membership passes to the fitness center in town. It's time to work out, but there will probably be an injury and an argument. Enjoy! Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,093 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/18/2007 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
Like the Night by Tokay reviews
Zetsu is like the night. Tobi knows this. ZetsuTobi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Zetsu, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Bras, Panties and Nose Protectors? by Your Pet Peeve reviews
[Requested By JayLeeJ One Shot] Sasuke's eyes widened. He has to go pack a girls bag. A girls bag. A GIRLS bag. And with NARUTO? I pity the guy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Happy Birthday To The Equally Important by Cloud Arcanine reviews
A dedication to Kakashi for his birthday. No pairings, meant to be sweet, cute and happy . Please Read and Review.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Random Ninja Bable II by Doctor Yami reviews
NarHina for the sake that I love that pairing and if I get enough reviews, I'll write a NaruHina that'll blow your minds away. Must specifically state you want me to, or your review will not count. Rated T to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Dawn of the Red Family by zopponde reviews
[Rated for spoilers, language, sexual implications, and later nonstraight pairings] Why Tobi chose that day, nobody would ever know, but there he was, crawling across the breakfast table to tell Leader good morning...but, what did Tobi call him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,945 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Akatsuki Mourning by Overlyinspired reviews
The Akatsuki are family, and they mourn as a family at the loss of their own.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Unexpected by ShadowSilk reviews
[Crackfic] It was almost ironic, Sasuke thought, how this ugly, mangy dog could make him feel so human. [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Puppet Strings by blackdragonflower reviews
It's Tenten's birthday will any surprises be awaiting her? A mysterious gift from a secret admirer on her doorstep! Who could this secret admirer be? Admirer inside. .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Tenten, Kankuro - Complete
Not Close Enough by Momosportif reviews
KisaIta death fic. Sorry! I believe all KisaIta writers make one eventually so here is mine. Just the last moments of what may have been more than partners. Thanks to Kishimoto for amazing characters who I pray I do justice. Enjoy and review [if possible]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Casanova by kaibasgirlx reviews
Even Sokka suffers the effects of fandom.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Azula, Sokka - Complete
Gomen by Tyrror reviews
When the world begins to fade to black, the last thoughts of a guardian aren't always pleasent ones. Will he miss me? I suppose I'll never know, but at least I left the world with you.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Mori/Takashi M., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H. - Complete
Outcast by IceCrome reviews
Why? Was the question. But she never had the answer.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Complete
Do or Don't by Shaitanah reviews
SuigetsuSasuke. Sasuke tries reverse psychology on Suigetsu. Please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Randomness! oO by KingdomHikari13 reviews
Kisame's creepy.. and Itachi's awesome.. and some random girl loves Itachi.. Hello! I smell randomness! You? Rated T for snow!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
A Simple Misunderstanding by Legendary Legacy reviews
Naruto has successfully returned from retrieving Sasuke. I think you all know what happens next, right? Mockfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Can They Handle It? by DragonClaw13012 reviews
Straying from her path just might've changed Kina's life for the better. But can the members handle having a girl in the Akatsuki? ZetsuxOC ItachixOC. Bad Summary M for later chapters. DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/5/2007 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Zetsu
Five Times Itachi Remembered Iruka by azzami reviews
They were the same age, both of them. They both turned out so differently, and yet... And yet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Itachi U., Iruka U. - Complete
Our Youthful Hair, Definitely Worth A Death Glare by JadeSyan reviews
The Rookie 9 plus Kakashi and Gai must wash their hair in a public toilet. CRACK! Now betaread and reposted!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,643 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Complete
Siblings by kaibasgirlx reviews
[1sentence] Because blood is thicker than water. [Not incest]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Zuko, Azula - Complete
THE SMUT TALK by FailingDemi reviews
Wait..what am I supposed to do? Explain to this little girl about...what? Renge, are you trying to taint this five year old's mind? Ehehe, hi...what's you're question now, little kid? “Niisan, how are babies made?” WHAT! [Interview: Host Club]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,453 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
Pierce by IceCrome reviews
A story about Pein's multiple piercings. [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
Konan O' Brien by IceCrome reviews
Pein takes a jab at Blue's spiffy new name. Konan is not amused. [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Complete
Wait for Me Sasuke by 3rdMSuser reviews
Did Itachi really kill his clan to measure his capacity? Come on now, he's not that evil. The true reason, he did it was to protect his male pride. Nobody messes with Itachi's male pride. Will Sasuke ever find out? OOC. Not Yaoi. Oneshot. Rated T in case.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Akatsuki High School Year Books by AkiraDawn reviews
The Leader has been doing some cleaning and he's found some year books that belong to Akatsuki. He gives them to Hidan to take with him but what happens when everyone begins to go through the year books? Rated for language. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,023 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
Movie Night by CosenAngel reviews
Four shinobis watches a movie at the Uchiha mansion.[one shot][First movie: The lord of the rings triology.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Prerequisite by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
In which Team 7 receives some special education to prepare for their next mission.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Anything by Buthainah reviews
She doesn't remember much. But what she does remember kills her. [Ankocentric.] [Warnings: language, semigraphic rape. mature.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Anko M., Orochimaru - Complete
Two Empty Seats by Almost Lucid reviews
It’s an unchangeable reality in which none of us were anticipating. Mori and Honey are graduating. Before they leave, the Host Club searches in vain for their replacements. OneShot
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,338 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
The Mission by Karijn Aska Shangel reviews
[KisaIta] Kisame's first mission with his brand new partner, Uchiha Itachi. A starting partnership and maybe something more... Fluff, PG13. Sequel is out.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
McDonald Madness by TemariOfTheSand92 reviews
Kankuro and Gaara go to McDonalds. But when Gaara doesnt get what he wants, all hell breaks loose...R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
Falling Disguises by Kurai Himitsu reviews
For one of them, it was merely an act, a basic need to be met, but for the other it was more painful and intoxicating than the needle in his vein. [Drabbleish]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
I am the Terrible Tonnerre by Fickle Luck reviews
Eclair Tonnerre, fiance and third daughter. She's also a villain. But try telling that to her... This is what was going on in her head during the talk with Haruhi. Mental catfight! Warnings: spoiler for season finale. K for the bath scene.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Eclair T., Haruhi F. - Complete
Mini Stories by XxNaruchanxX reviews
Never overdue it with the Chocolate. Especially you Tenten!Neji said. NejixTenten Update! Filter chapter for now.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,360 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Neji H., Tenten
Fingerpaint by Sinclair San Tonava reviews
Kankuro isn't making very many friends in daycare... until a particular baby sees him by himself and comes over with a little hand covered in purple paint. Kankuten oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Kankuro, Tenten - Complete
What If by IceCrome reviews
What if Sasuke wasn't emo? What if Tobi was Obito? Well, I hypothetically answer those questions.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Complete
Flamed by chairomori reviews
Hyuuga Hinata is many things: an heiress, a kunoichi, and a secret author who just got flamed? Cry uncle, because somebody's going to pay big time. Rated T for language. [Complete]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,436 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Hinata H., Hanabi H. - Complete
Host Club SLEEPOVER by Kitten The Kokeshi Doll reviews
The twins invite Haruhi over, but Tamaki invites himself and the other hosts over too. TamaxHaru
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
Their Names and Faces by JessWithNails reviews
Tsunade decides it's time that Naruto finally knows the names and sees the faces of his parents. Spoilers for ch. 367.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
TenTen's Abortion by YourADDBuddy reviews
What? TenTen's gonna miss training? For surgery? An abortion? OH NOES! Gai is an idiot...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Tenten, Gai M. - Complete
Letters to the Editor by SerenNoir reviews
What if the cast of Naruto got ahold of Masashi Kishimoto's email? What are their real thoughts on the show? A place to vent.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 5,477 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
i look at his eyes by Sweet Taloa reviews
Because all babies are born with blue eyes, or at least this is what the doctors tell him.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Sokka, Azula - Complete
A bunch of random quotes and OOC crap by IceCrome reviews
The title says it all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Complete
Bitter Victory by Boshoku reviews
[NaruSasu] It only took one explosion of blood and tears before it ended. [Character Death][Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Of love and cake by Kokis reviews
He loved him. He really did. But Honeysenpai was Honeysenpai with all the came with it, and... maybe love can me more than cake and cuddly bears? A MorixHoney Hunny oneshot.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Mori/Takashi M., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H. - Complete
Ridiculous Retaliation 2: The New Batch! by Ky Hakubi reviews
And another one! Three more pairings from the thinnest realms of sanity! Can you handle the madness?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Complete
Therapy by Insane Elvish Vampire Pirate And The Demented Hobbit Ninja reviews
We all know that the Fire Nation Royal family need some serious help. Though will there therapist make things better or much, much worse. And is this therapist really what she says she is.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,762 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Iroh - Complete
They'd Never Say That! by Nightly Halo reviews
A fun crack list of things Naruto Characters would never, EVER say in the series....or would they? Oo? WARNING! crack....xD...and some uh...bad puns.... ]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
Red Dawn by IceCrome reviews
Don't deny a woman anything. EVER. [Oneshot. Very mild PeinBlue]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Complete
The Irony of Tsukuyomi by Fullsteel reviews
Itachi and the Akatsuki gang are bored. But suddenly things happen and Itachi finds himself in a difficult situation which brings dark memories up. [AU. KisaIta, SasoDei, onesided OroIta]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,866 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
YONDAIME: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by ZGMF-X9999GenesisOmega reviews
Would you like to own the yellow flash? If so, come look at the manual for its uses. Revealing, YONDAIME HOKAGE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Minato N. - Complete
When it rains by Ghosto-chan06 reviews
The downside of wearing an Akatsuki cloak in the rain.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
ITACHI: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by ZGMF-X9999GenesisOmega reviews
Want a very powerful unit to kick ass? Get the ITACHI UCHIHA unit, and come look in the manual for its uses.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
Hush by RadiantBeam reviews
Azula is tired of being judged. Sokka just wants to make sure she’s still alive. [Mild Azula x Sokka][Oneshot]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Azula, Sokka - Complete
One Man's Trash by Dreary Somebody reviews
OLD STORY. The Kazekage had three children, all useless. Even in death, can he ever hope to forgive them? Rated for angst and content that could be considered mature. Characters are Gaara and Kankuro because YKK isn't a choice. Sort of longdrabbleish.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Gaara, The Fourth Kazekage - Complete
El Mañana by IceCrome reviews
Give 'em hell, Blue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Complete
Unlove by Chima reviews
They don't expect each other to feel anything, and that suits them both just fine.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Sai, Sasuke U. - Complete
Nyctophobia by Akatsuki-Fangirl reviews
Itachi has a fear of not the darkness itself, but what lurks in it. How can Kisame help the Uchiha with that? Read and find out! [Shonenai, KisaIta, Kisame x Itachi, Fluffiness]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
A Feminist Theory Interpretation of Nail Polish by Jukebox Hound reviews
[Oneshot. Slight NaruSasu, post timeskip] Sakura thinks aloud and Naruto’s amused. Sasuke isn’t.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Akatsuki Power Outage by AkiraDawn reviews
Akatsuki is officially moved in to their new home! But what happens when an exciting, fun filled game night turns in to a big storm that knocks out the power? Can they survive this or will someone end up in the emergency room before the night is over?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,382 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
If by Ruka Jaganshi reviews
Kisame wonders, making Itachi wonder, too.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Challenge accepted: flowers of her past by closedofHeart reviews
Tobi asks why she always have the same flower in her hair. IceCrome's challenge for a [PeinBlue] filck.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Complete
A revealing truth by IceCrome reviews
Blue tells Sasori a surprising secret about The Leader.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Sasori - Complete
The Akatsuki's Downfall by IceCrome reviews
There is only one man who can defeat every single Akatsuki member within less than the blink of an eye. [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Complete
Sasuke Saves Everyone by A-kun reviews
Finally, the story at its original end! See how things were supposed to turn out! And if you believe this really is the original ending, I have a Bridge in Grass Country to sell you...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Sasuke U., Mikoto U. - Complete
30 Ways to Annoy Haruno Sakura by jesuistigerlily reviews
A bit of humor never killed.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
Ten Ways to Kill Pein for Fun and Profit by IceCrome reviews
Pein dies in ten different styles. Ten VERY different styles. [NOT A ONESHOT, HOLY CRAP!] [Some PeinBlue]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,360 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Complete
Naruto: Behind the Scenes by cg2006 reviews
Naruto: Behind the Scenes! OH the CHAOS! What REALLY goes on behind the set of Naruto? OOC probably, but who knows what the Naruto cast are REALLY like? T for things that might just scar you for life. Wow, been a while since I last updated. New chapter!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,706 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 2/19/2007
What Happened to My Idiot? by FailingDemi reviews
Future Fic. What happened to the innocent man that I knew as 'Tamaki-sempai? How did he get replaced by this...man...who is not like him at all? What happened to my idiot? TamaHaru.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,610 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
Stubborn Cookie Jar of Doom by TheAuthorRin reviews
How do the lovely, gorgeous, I.can.do.anything.'cause.I'm.rich.like.that men of the host club feel when a simple cookie jar thwarts them? Read to find out! [oneshot]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
Substitute Sweetener by Lanie Kay-Aleese reviews
Yes, there is a solution to all of this... But it's better this way.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Mori/Takashi M., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H. - Complete
A New Doll by Geekies reviews
Karin loves her bear, Baby Sasuke. But what will she do when she's prompted to get rid of her precious doll? Oneshot Complete. [SuiKa]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2007 - [Karin U., Suigetsu H.] - Complete
Magnum Opus by Hoshika Hitomi reviews
Deidara finished his final masterpiece, but he didn't consider how that might affect his partner. [DeiTobi]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
ZKFC by lazy-bug-artist reviews
Zetsu and Kisame come up with the idea for the ZKFC. Come join today!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Kisame H., Zetsu - Complete
Regret by Ruka Jaganshi reviews
Itachi used to think he managed in life quite well alone. Now he had to realize he managed only because he had never been alone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Poor Unfortunate Souls by Farawen reviews
Oneshot about what REALLY happened when Sasuke left Konoha...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
The Great Hate and Love Debate by azzami reviews
Kisame and Itachi, as per usual, sit at a small fire and try to debate things in an intelligent, civillised manner.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Akatsuki Heart to Heart by PhoenixClaw reviews
Ever wonder what being the unofficial leader of a band of nut jobs and misfits does on the psyche? Of course you have! Please enjoy this brief glimpse into the life and times of one of the newest pairings to grace the 'Naruto' universe. [PeinBlue Contest]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Complete
The Prince and the Troublesome Maiden by lord of the land of fire reviews
Ever wonder how Shikamaru's parents got together?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,535 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Shikaku N., Yoshino N. - Complete
Chili's And Chocolate by Your Pet Peeve reviews
[Oneshot] Tenten's pregnant. She has cravings. What the wife wants, the wife gets. Even if Neji goes insane in the process. [NejiTen]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Fox Metal by Person With Many Aliases reviews
A Parody that sniffed too much Crack and went terribly out of control. The gallant tale of Naruto combining the hard rocking skills of Kyuubi with rocking hard as a ninja, to totally rock the ! OUT, save Konoha, and totally destroy the universe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,390 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Fear of Fangs by SterileTelevision reviews
a kisaita fanfic... was one of my originals, so please excuse the crappiness
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
How the Akatski came to be by IceCrome reviews
Family guy plus Naruto equals AWESOME. [Really, really short oneshot.] [Mild, MILD PeinBlue]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Complete
The Moste Brilliante Saga by Lord Baron von Splurblethwaite reviews
A saga for the ages! A story of hope! Love! And ... slightly more questionable feelings. Now with 103 percent more Clarence!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Orochimaru, Kakashi H. - Complete
PARODY! HAHAHA! by PenName goes here reviews
THIS IS THE RANDOMNESS OF ME AND MY SISTER... WE WERE CRACKING UP MAKING THIS SO IT'S GOOD, YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT HAHAHA
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Complete
Rock Lee's Grand Unicorn Adventure by lallyzippo reviews
Three unicorns stopped by to ask directions to Candy Mountian. [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Lee R. - Complete
Keep On Smiling by ShimmeringJade reviews
When his sempai died so did a little part of Tobi. [TobiDeidaraZetsu centered oneshot] [[not connected to the manga.]]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Zetsu - Complete
Beauty and the Beast by MiyonUchiha reviews
[NaruSasu Drabble] Naruto's favorite fairytale was Beauty and the Beast, only because he could compare himself and Sasuke to the characters. Sasuke the Beauty, naturally, and Naruto was the Beast.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I'll Never Tell by TsumikoHan reviews
ShikaTem. Shikamaru and Temari are engaged but both have their feelings about it. What better way to express these feelings than to each other...in SONG! Rated T for implications and the word penis.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Pajamas by xX-Puu-Xx reviews
Ducky pajamas are received by an unsuspecting victim in the wee hours of the morning......Innocent people are awoken......grumpyness ensues, along with explosions, screaming, and... more ducky pajamas. Akatsuki-centric humor.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Haruno Legacy by PhoenixClaw reviews
In all of Konaha, one mystery rises above the rest: What genetic combination could possibly yield a green eyed, pink haired kunoichi? Whether they're up to it or not, Naruto and Sasuke are about to find the answer.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,018 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bonds by Happiness's Deceit reviews
NaruSasu. Fifty sentences on their relationship, as well as Itachi's part in it. Includes overprotective!Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Life and Times of Mama Uchiha by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
One fine summer day, Uchiha Mikoto realized her youngest son was gay and went out to buy him a dress in celebration.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Mikoto U., Fugaku U. - Complete
Lost Loved One by Akira E. A reviews
What was running through Itachi's head when Zetsu said that Sasuke died with Deidara? What makes him think that somehow he lived? Did he even care? Spoilers to the max. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Apples and Samehada don't mix by I play wid fir3 reviews
Mix a stupid bet, a two idiots, apples and a certain fishman's sword together and this is the madness you get.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Kisame H. - Complete
You Suck, Mr Panda! by FastForward reviews
Short crackfic. Naruto pisses off a bunch of ANBU, expecting to lose them in a crowd. The only one he doesn't lose is Mr. Panda. An evil panda is chasing meeeee. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
KibaxShino The big party which turned out wrong by Etzuko reviews
sakura is going to have a party for Sasuke. Kibas mission is to make sure that Shino comes to the party. and he promise to come, on one condition... Epiloge part one newly released
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,182 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Kiba I., Shino A.
Itachi the Akatsuki member goes to Candy Moutain! by Stealer of Shino's Glasses reviews
The most twisted parody of this you will find. XD Parody of: Charlie the Unicorn goes to Candy Moutain. Have fun XDDD rated for minor cursing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Sharingan Sunrise by Lutralutra reviews
The light and the gold, the blending into darkness, the last stunning flash, then the fading into nothing. Uchiha Itachi never thought about his life as a sunrise before...[Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Itachi U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Trust by Overlyinspired reviews
Kisame sometimes wonders if Itachi trusts him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Power by Overlyinspired reviews
Kisame knows that Itachi is not allpowerful. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Perfection by Overlyinspired reviews
Kisame knows that Itachi is not perfect. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Bite Me by Astrozerk reviews
Kabuto gets jealous of the sound five with their cursed seals and begs Orochimaru about getting one. Should Orochimaru and the sound five trust him or is he up to something? Final chapter has been updated! M for tayuya's swearing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,686 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru - Complete
Drunk like Chimps by IceCrome reviews
Sakura and Naruto get really, really hammered. And who has to drag their sorry asses home? That's right. I'm not telling you. [ONESHOT] [Still good at those summaries. :D]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Was It Worth It? Part 5 by hope1090 reviews
Here you go, this one's kinda Kakuzu X Sasori pairing. Yes, I was bored VERY bored! Hope you all like it! And I still have no idea why I did this....
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Kakuzu, Sasori - Complete
Itachi Watches by Madfrost reviews
Kisame always wondered where Itachi went when he went off on his own. But Itachi can't admit his one emotional weakness. He can't admit that he goes back to watch his brother.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Mother Watches by Madfrost reviews
She watches from above as her two children try and kill each other. She watches and weeps for her two children, Sasuke and Itachi. From the POV of Itachi and Sasuke's mother.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
stargazing, hernias, and other voyeuristic things by arabesque05 reviews
The Hyuuga heir and the Uchiha heir and Sai No Last Name all go out for ramen Thursday nights, where they talk of many interesting things. Like Kakashi and Jiraiya approved subjects. Not all of which are conducive to sanity. [crack!fic of Team 7 love]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Sai, Kakashi H. - Complete
Connection by Happiness's Deceit reviews
Premassacre. Fugaku notices that Itachi has taken his place in Sasuke's life. And it hurts more than it should.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Itachi U., Fugaku U. - Complete
Hate by Simple-Minded Idiot reviews
...Because everyone knows how special Sasuke and Naruto are. They just don't have hot, raunchy 'sex'. They have hot, raunchy 'hate'sex. Sometimes, occasionally. Every now and then. Just for the heck of it, really. [NaruSasu] [a hint of KyuuMada]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I would never hurt you by Imnotcrazy-really reviews
Sasuke comes home one day confused about a certain school subject. Can Itachi make him understand? ItaSasu PWP Inc Anal Shouta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,616 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Object! by Mint Pizza Queen reviews
Short sequel to Seme or Uke. Naruto doesn't like the fact that the public thinks he should be uke, so he decides to fight back. Will Sasuke allow this? Not really. SasuNaru. ONESHOT. [COMPLETED]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Tears by AnonymousNavi reviews
Oneshot Ino goes to visit Chouji in the hospital after he's brought back from Sasuke's failed rescue. Chouji x Ino
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Ino Y., Chōji A. - Complete
Sucks to be Gaara by IceCrome reviews
Two hours. Gaara. And a kid named Ome. [ONESHOT] [I'm still great at summaries. :D]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Akatsuki Campfire No Jutsu! by megzx reviews
The Akatsuki is on a cracktastic camping trip in their backyard. Ridiculous silliness written for a laugh. Really old, written before I knew Pein and Konan's own names. Lots of Yaoi references, nice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,734 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Naruto meets The Sims by IceCrome reviews
Basically, Naruto gets bored, plays The Sims, chaos ensues, etc. [ONESHOT] [And guess what, I'm terrific at summaries! :D]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mission: Sleepover by Your Pet Peeve reviews
Naruto and all the other charaters are told to do the hardest mission they have ever been on. Go to a sleepover. Rated T for language, themes and noises in closet. [My old format]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 21,928 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Small Fry, Please by captain con queso reviews
Hidan curses the day he became partners with that cheap bastard.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
So Long and Thanks For All The Missions by AyumiFallassion reviews
A random little One shot I thought of when I was watching something on Youtube. Slight crossover with Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Enjoy! Note: No Dolphins or Ninjas were harmed in the making of this fic. PWP
Crossover - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
Holding Me by Momosportif reviews
KisaIta fluffdrabble, yaoi. Kisame doesn't know much about his mysterious partner as a person, only as a shinobi. But maybe he knows more than he thinks. Enjoy and comment if for some reason the urge possesses you. Kishimoto's characters. Smile!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Rain by destinationzer0
Madara...my love...Why? I don't want this i want power...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Akatsuki Buys a House by AkiraDawn reviews
Akatsuki has reached a breaking point in their 5bedroom apartment. There is too much stuff, too many women and too little space. What ever shall they do now? Rated for language. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,388 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Under My Skin by Blu Rose reviews
[Chp. 364 Spoilers TobixDei Friendship] Somehow, the mad blonde bomber had managed to crawl under his skin as much as a bit of Tobi had.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Piano Session by SamiNee reviews
Haruhi's first year at Ouran High School is coming to an end, and her debt to the Host Club is almost paid off. This worried Tamaki, so he invites her to The Third Music Room at night to talk. ONESHOT HaruhiXTamaki This is one of my first fanfics, enjoy!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Another Day by Momosportif reviews
This might be confusing bucause of POV changes. It's all the fathers coming home from a late mission to their wives. Nine couples total: ShikaYosh,ShibiWife,HiaWife,4KazeKaru,TsumeHus,InoWife,HizaWife,ChoWife,FugaMiko. Don't own Naruto. Please enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Fugaku U., Mikoto U. - Complete
Never Been Kissed by Momosportif reviews
Something is bothering Itachi but is it something his partner can help with? Yay! KisaIta oneshotish fluffish! Hope you enjoy and comment! Don't own Naruto or I wouldn't be writing fics, ne? Smile!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Abstinance reversed by princessezzy reviews
You remember the episode where Hunny has to abstain from sweet things, well now it's Mori's turned, exept he has to abstain from something even harder. Hunny!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
When You're Gone by Nannon-yay reviews
A certain little blond is reminiscing on his life with his best friend. Now that his safety net is gone, will the blond be able to move on? A sadcute oneshot. MorixHoney
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Undeserving by Momosportif reviews
A little KisaIta drabble pre my becoming a die hard supporter of the couple, so flip flop as far as it being yaoi. Itachi's feelings for his partner and musings of being more. Characters are Kishimoto's! Enjoy and comment if the mood comes upon you!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Whole by Momosportif reviews
Just a little moment of fluff for one of my favorite couples, KisaIta, about how they complete each other so very well. Characters are Kishimoto's . Enjoy and comment if it suits your fancy!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
He Loves You by xoxo-simmy reviews
[oneshot]In which Nekozawa [and Beelzenef] love Kirimi.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2007 - U. Nekozawa - Complete
Creature of Habit by Momosportif reviews
KisaIta!Five chapters long, T for yaoi and mild language, it will explain itself better than I can! Deidara cameo at the end...Please enjoy and comment! Kiki and Tachi are Kishimoto's of course...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,809 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Lucky by Meginatree reviews
A little drabble concerning Azula, and how I think she feels after she loses her mother, brother and Uncle. Warning attempted suicide.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Azula, Zuko - Complete
PBJT by IceCrome reviews
Do YOU know what time it is? [The most pointless ONESHOT known to man]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Naruto said, Goodbye by Guardian Craze reviews
Just a oneshot about Naruto. The pain and suffering he had... it's not fair... so he killed them. He killed them all... raped Sakura, and killed Hinata. He killed everyone... and he has no regrets.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Hidden Romance by KadaSauce reviews
Random short storydrabble. Though I do not want to say it's Tamaki x Nekozawa but that is what it's supposed to represent. Really it's a BearyKumachan x Beezlenef story. Enjoy?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Tamaki S., U. Nekozawa - Complete
Thirteen Times by The Results are Iridescent reviews
A Happy Birthday Oneshot for Sakura Haruno hell yeah. InoZetsu. I repeat ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Ino Y., Zetsu - Complete
Death of Itachi by necroneox3d reviews
Chpt 4 of the Death Series
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wash it NOW ! by closedofHeart reviews
The washing machine has broken down and Tobi is not around to do the laundry, rated T for a few swear words.All of the akatsuki's involved.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Complete
Don't Believe it by mooglebaku reviews
Naruto becomes even more annoying, Kakashi becomes addicted to Final Fantasy, Kiba needs a new friend, Neji is a perv, Shika and Temari's relationship gets strange, and Lee can't ditch Gaara
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 44 - Words: 93,268 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 7/22/2006
Of Closets and Breakdowns by ShadowSilk reviews
Crackfic. When a homicidal explosives specialist and a happy go lucky good boy are locked in a closet, chaos is bound to ensue. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
AN: Dry Winds by ZenosParadox reviews
The trials of Baki, master of Wind Sword and Sensei to Gaara, Kankuro and Temari. Ch 1 Team Baki Forms Ch 2 Becoming Tools Ch 3 Emotional Training Ch 4 Finding Identities Ch 5 Adventures in Nightingale Country Ch 6 Losing the Tomboy
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,519 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Baki, Kankuro - Complete
Exchange Program 2: Rise of Student B by GoesKaboom reviews
Akatsuki, Rookie 9, and Sand Sibs go back to A. High School after receiving an urgent phone call: Student B has taken over the school! They must do their best to save that school. Grudges, tasers, and Tobi in love oh my! Now complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,125 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Complete
It's Funny by theweirdperson reviews
An unnamed soldier contemplates Azula's attitude towards life especially her rather twisted sense of humor. Oneshot
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Azula - Complete
Protection by grammarslash reviews
The title explains nothing. NOTHING. Honey is angsty, Mori is comforting, the fans go 'aww'. HoneyMori at the end. Slash, shounen ai.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
A Fate Worse Than Death by Legendary Legacy reviews
Gaara knew that being the youngest Kazekage in history would be difficult, but nothing could have possibly prepared him for something like this. Mockfic. I am highly proficient at summaries.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Sweet Nothings by Nymbis reviews
As it turns out, Sasuke isn’t very sexy. Sakura x Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Cake or Head by Dignified Madman reviews
Honey wants cake, but Mori won’t let him have any unless he receives something in return.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Pancakes and Dreams by TimeAndChance reviews
Tobi wakes up from a dream and has a craving for pancakes so he decides to make them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Your Everything by Makoto-senpai reviews
Mori and Hunny are graduating and moving on. So much for the host club legacy. So much for... Wait. Chika and Satoshi? Just what is Tamaki thinking and why would Kyouya go along with it? Well, one door shouldn't have to close for another to open, ne.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,737 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Satoshi M., Chika/Yasuchika H.
Possession by Avalon76 reviews
[She will take what she wants, and he will take what he can, but the lines have blurred.]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Zuko, Azula - Complete
Drought by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Temari and her family, before and after the demon.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Lemonade by just call me Cappy reviews
In the sunny spring weather, a most unlikely relationship develops between two of Ouran High School's biggest Fujioka Haruhi fans ... KasanodaxRenge
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,826 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/17/2007 - R. Kasonada, Renge H. - Complete
Just Deserts by kaibasgirlx reviews
It was of the greatest irony that she, who always took without mercy, would end up bringing life to the world.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Azula - Complete
When Bugs Cry by IceCrome reviews
Desperate times call for desperate measures, but me thinks Kiba has gone a wee bit too far...[ONESHOT] [With OOC!Shino]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Shino A. - Complete
The Akatsuki Dating Game! by Pandasmoosh reviews
The new girl arrives, and the guys LOVE her. So she comes up with a plan to choose the right one. AkatsukixOC R&R please? [Final chapter now up!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,365 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Yeah, I Killed Them by Matrilineal reviews
Sasuke has acquired a Death Note? Will he go Godcrazy like Raito, or does he have other plans in mind...? [NaruSasu, SasuNaru at the End] [Character Death] [Rated Teen for Mild Swearing]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Locket by Lunamaria reviews
Senpai, are you eating her? RengeKasonada
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Renge H., R. Kasonada - Complete
The Best Birthday Party Ever by xxKo-No-Hanaxx reviews
[Oneshot]Kankuro remembers back to his 9th birthday when Gaara and Temari tried to give him the 'best birthday party ever.'
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
KISAME: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a HOSHIGAKI KISAME unit! With this guide, you can learn the basics of raising and loving your very own Demon Shark!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Kisame H. - Complete
Debt by PotatoBeliever reviews
What Mori owes Hunny. As always creative flames that rhyme are funny or are sung are welcome. if you're boring don't bother flaming. I like praise too. no pairing.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
My Own Blood by Founix reviews
Kiba remembers the death of his father. Tissues Please. One Shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Kiba I., Tsume I. - Complete
Brothers in the Sand Dunes by Sparkableeder reviews
Short story about a time when Kankuro and Gaara were returning from playing outside Suna. [Not Sandcest]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Believe it! by IceCrome reviews
Sasuke, Sakura and Kakashi have their qualms about Naruto's stupid catchphrase. [ONESHOT] with Hypnotizing!Kakashi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Ice Cream Makes Your Kisses All Sticky by Dreary Somebody reviews
OLD STORY. Mushy SandSib bonding stuff. There's no good summary. Kankuro wakes up and eats ice cream with Gaara. Temari finds them later. Temari is 8, Kankuro's 7, Gaara's 5. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
happily ever after by Falling Tears of Death reviews
A Team 7 story. readreview
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Garden Work by ShimmeringJade reviews
While helping Zetsu with his garden, Tobi gets him and everybody else a present. [slight ZetsuTobi, DeiTobi fluffy and rated for Hidan's pottymouth.]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Zetsu, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Akatsuki's bad acting by closedofHeart reviews
Akatsuki's playing sleeping beauty only problem is they can't act for nuts. Script is written by a little deixTobi and a little ZetxHid no yaoi but lots of humour. I tried to put in their real personalities in it. No flames please.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Zetsu, Hidan - Complete
Space and the Stars by Tokay reviews
Zetsu misses Tobi. ZetsuTobi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Zetsu, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Kanky's internet experience by Kobukat reviews
Temari finally convinces her younger brother to check out the internet for educational purposes... but Instead Kankurou check's out a site called Fanfiction...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Kankuro, Temari - Complete
Hair by Illucida reviews
How the rumor that Sasuke likes long hair starts.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Mikoto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Promise by daily-chan reviews
One eve Naruto doesn't show up at home and Sasuke goes to search for him. What he finds isn't good. Sasunaru. Character death. fic better then Summary
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,209 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Fake and The Real by Val-Creative reviews
Two different takes on Takashi and Mitsukuni's relationship. One set up for the eyes of others, the other strictly for them. PWP. Requested by MyChemSweetie.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Kisame's New Weapon by Daichi Keiro reviews
Kisame gets a new weapon and tries it out on Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Growing Up by everyday0203 reviews
Temari reflects on Gaara's childhood. oneshot. NOT SANDCEST.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,717 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Gaara, Temari
My Blue Stalker by aBoOm-Un reviews
Everybody knows that Sasuke has his fangirls, along with Gaara, Neji, and all the other guys. But, what happens when Kisame gets his first fangirl? And, what happens if she’s totally obsessed, AND works with you? [OOCness]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,990 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Kisame H. - Complete
Birds & the Bees by IceCrome reviews
Sasuke leaves it to Itachi to explain the most awkward thing there is: sex. [ONESHOT]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Incredible Shino by PhoenixClaw reviews
While returning from yet another failed mission, Kiba and Hinata discover the true purpose behind Shino's emotionless persona. Too bad it has to come at the cost of one of the most emotionally scarring experiences to ever befall their young lives.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,076 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Shino A., Kiba I. - Complete
Blue by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
Gaara's eyes widened and he stumbled back, triping and falling in the process. It couldn't be! He was dead! He killed him! Yashamaru... A scream ripped itself from his throat. Rated for angst.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,517 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Gaara, Yashamaru - Complete
Sasuke's Secret by The Pie Man reviews
A Sequel from my other story, Kakashi's Love, this story takes place after his party. NOTE: THIS STORY IS NOT! I REPEAT NOT! FOR SASUKE FANS. VOTE FOR PARINGS WITH SASUKE! NO sakura,kakashi,naruto. ANY OTHER PAIRING WILL DO VOTING STARTS NOW!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,853 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 11/11/2005 - Sasuke U., Kabuto Y. - Complete
Sucks To Be You by Matrilineal reviews
Even after death, L is the most annoying person to Raito.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/6/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
A Simple Life by een nihc reviews
All Nara Yoshino wanted was a simple life, that was before she met Nara Shikaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Shikaku N. - Complete
Kisame can be random sometimes by Kobukat reviews
Kisame and Itachi have a chat about beauty and some things are said that lead to trouble. One shot Fic, and characters are OOC. First fan fiction ever, please R&R and please be a little gentle...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Depreciated Value by Nymbis reviews
Kakuzu tackles Ninjanomics. Because belonging to a group of S classed criminals is hard, but being their financial planner is even harder. Crack fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Kakuzu, Pain/Pein - Complete
Love Confession by GoesKaboom reviews
Zetsu's in love! Or is he? It just goes to show that things are not always as they seem. Short oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Zetsu - Complete
I Can't Believe It by PhoenixClaw reviews
While at the grocery store, Naruto just can't bring himself to believe it. Can Sasuke help the confused ninja understand such a mysterious predicament? Also, whats up with Itachi, Kisame and a pair of lobsters? Read and be amused! [Super Short Crack Fic!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
By His Hand by fivetail reviews
The child would be Jashin’s only hope. Contains OCs, no pairings involving Hidan. Manga spoilers. Rated T for safety. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/30/2007 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Jashin, Hidan - Complete
Celebrity Jeopardy! Naruto Style Pt 1 by Bowser Blanchette reviews
Parody of Celebrity Jeopardy! Hosting by me. With Deidara, Kiba and Konohamaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Deidara - Complete
My band by Stealer of Shino's Glasses reviews
Gai, Kakashi, Kurenai and Asuma all remember the time the boys of their teams tried to start a band. They also remeber the halarious results. XD. based on D12's: my band
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,678 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
Akatsuki and Sasuke's New Girlfriend by AkiraDawn reviews
Sasuke has a girlfriend and Itachi can't wait to meet her! But what happens when she isn't quite what he had expected? And how does the rest of Akatsuki handle yet another woman? Rated for language. Enjoy! Thanks CuroHatake1!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,598 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/28/2007 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
20 ways to make Orochimaru go insane by CrazyFrog07 reviews
Suigetsu has had it with Orochimaru, and it's time for pay back! See how Suigetsu and the other sound nin get their revenge on Orochimaru. It's 20 ways to make Orochimaru go insane THE FANFICTION!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,069 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/28/2007 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Orochimaru - Complete
goodbye by silver moon droplet reviews
His whole life had changed in this room he was leaving it all behind. [honeymori]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Baki Revealed by That-Author-Guy reviews
Kankuro and Gaara are curious.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Kankuro, Baki - Complete
Stranger Things Have Happened by Cella N reviews
Five years later, she’s still a mystery. But this time, he knows better. HARUHI. KASANODA. On routine, latelunches and indecent proposals. And birthdays.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Haruhi F., R. Kasonada - Complete
Ninja Seuss by ObsidianJade reviews
The not quite parody that REALLY never should have been written. I'm embarassed to be posting it, really, but it wouldn't go away...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Honey's Tree by Ryosei Takashi Hime reviews
This is a one shot for a project I'm calling Love is Amaranthine. It's a short one shot of HoneyMori. When I finally get the whole thing set up I'll post a link for the others. Also Slash Warning!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
The Silent Feelings by Rasuka - Chan reviews
A typical love twist kind of story. More like inspired by my friends. A Renge and Kyoya Oneshot.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Renge H., Kyōya O. - Complete
By Any Other Name by Experimental reviews
Kirimi always had a predilection for games.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2007 - U. Nekozawa, Kirimi N. - Complete
Monster by destinationzer0 reviews
Mother would smile for son. She loves him. Son loves her. Mother still loves the man that fathered the child. Mother loves.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Zetsu - Complete
Operation LD by DandyxRandy reviews
This takes place when Kisame and Itachi first join Aktuski.They need to prove their worth to Leader, and what better way then OPERATION L.D.!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
60 Ways to Piss off Uchiha Itachi by Nightly Halo reviews
it's as the title says, or you can call it 60 ways to get a very painful death. This i think is also a must for any Itachi fan xD Just imagine Chibi!Itachi and Chibi!Akatsuki while you read this....trust me
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
Yesteryear by Iia reviews
Yesteryear, there was an 'us', but she doesn't remember. [Suigetsu x Karin]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,409 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Suigetsu H., Karin U. - Complete
Yakuza's Paradise by Crope reviews
Fluffy BossnovakunTetsuya oneshot. These guys need some more love.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2007 - R. Kasonada - Complete
Twenty Facts About Zuko and Azula by kaibasgirlx reviews
Because AWS makes you write stuff like this. Based off of Sangi's 'Twenty Things About Sokka and Ty Lee'. This is not incest.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Azula, Zuko - Complete
Naruto's Birthday by Angelgirl18647 reviews
ON HOLD FOR TIME BEING! It's Naruto's birthday and he thinks about time Sakura and Sasuke learn the truth about him. But will they be able to handle it
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,652 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Under My Skin by Look Ma I Can Spell Definitely reviews
[drabble] Chika never thought he see the day when he warmed up to Satoshi. Too bad today’s the day. [slight Yasuchika x Satoshi]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Complete
Switch by Fruituity reviews
The morning after their mission, Sasuke and Naruto wake up to see that they switched bodies! A brooding Naruto and a happygolucky Sasuke. Now that’s a sight to see!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hate by MoriMori reviews
Karin knows that she hates Suigetsu more than anyone else in the world. But now she's lying on top of him and she can't think straight. SuiKa oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Karin U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
A baby? What to do? by Gray Raincloud reviews
[One shotish] Due to those inexplicable forces that sometimes plague their world, Kisame and Itachi find themselves with a baby. Their baby. Question is, how to get rid of it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Regret About the Hitai Ate by Akatsuki Feathers reviews
Upon which Rock Lee regrets the placement of his forehead protector. [Character death, Lee centric, no pairings, drabble]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Lee R. - Complete
Rain and tears by SensuallyPassionate reviews
hunny cries with the rain. might comtinue on. for time being, is a oneshot
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M.
A Time to Sleep by Evie-Chan589 reviews
Ever wonder what happened after Deidara kidnaps Gaara but before they extract the demon? This is it. DeidaraGaara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Gaara, Deidara - Complete
Horror of Fanfiction 3: Everyone for Themselves by InoSakuShine reviews
Last fic of the 3. The Book of Fanfiction is back for it's last revenge. What happens when the village starts to turn against eachother and do some creative writing themselves, for their own devious purposes? It all starts with Tenten...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007
A Midday Intrusion by yumi-maki reviews
A sand Sibs fic. Temari bursts into Gaara's office one day to fill her brothers in on a little something and at the same time she gives them a piece of her mind. hints of ShikaTema. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Kankuro, Temari - Complete
Blinded by the Light by Kuroeia reviews
[Tamaki x Nekozawa] A mysterious and pretty gift, but an entirely useless one.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Tamaki S., U. Nekozawa - Complete
Liquor and Love by Iia reviews
[Pub Lovin' Aftermath] When two older teenagers kiss, there is something that happens. It’s like a spark. ...Being drunk only enhances the flame. [Suigetsu x Karin] [Sexual Content]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,515 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Suigetsu H., Karin U. - Complete
Naruto's Who's Line is it Anyway by Peepmeow reviews
It's bad enough that their 'mission' is to be on Who's Line, but can the Rookie 9 and Team Gai survive a hyper mistress as well?[NO PAIRINGS][Rating for future language]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 7,626 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 4/22/2006
You have pretty hair by 10joinfei reviews
SuiXLKar Karin knows that sharing a room with Suigetsu is going to be bad, she just dosn't know HOW BAD. One Shot, Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Karin U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Akatsuki Gangstas by AkatsukiAddict reviews
The leader finally goes crazy and spreads the culture of HipHop and 'bling' to the other Akatsuki members. Crackfic. Rated M for language and awkward situations.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,730 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Itachi U., Sasori - Complete
Dr Itachi by theinsane reviews
Thus, the reason Itachi went insane... Sponsored by the Akatsuki. [A Dr. Tran! parody. Rated T for the bad words. Le gasp.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
The switch by InvaderTal reviews
Naruto and Sasuke have switched bodies thanks to the latest Akatsuki member. The can't transform and must use each other's techniques while acting like each other for a week.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,089 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Morning Wakeup Call by Hikari Kaiya reviews
The morning ritual, that takes place every morning, for Temari and Kankuro since Shukaku was removed from Gaara. ONESHOT Might chance to two shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Pub Lovin' by Iia reviews
Two hours later, Karin would have said that this was definitely a time in her life in which she had made the wrong decision. But there was one fact that stopped her: She was drunk. ...Suigetsu? Just as wasted. [Suigetsu x Karin]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Suigetsu H., Karin U. - Complete
The Horrors of Fanfiction 2: Chaos Reigns by InoSakuShine reviews
The Horrors of Fanfiction are back, and this time it barely has to lift a page. Konoha is just filled with people who like to jump to conclusions! now contains REAL fics! Your might be next!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,348 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/12/2007 - Published: 3/17/2007
The Random Day of The Village Hidden in the Leaves by keymasters reviews
Just some random fic I came up with that has alot of rondomness in it...and Zabuza plays with Barbies! No flames plz, R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Complete
The Narutard Files by AnimeAlways8 reviews
Naruto and the gang are more retarded then ever. Neji's a mobster, Tenten's a hit man, Lee speaks only in figurative language, and Shino is the coolest guy ever. Lots of random violence and no real plot. PIEFIC! Like a crackfic, but pie instead of drugs.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 3/24/2007
Where's Honey? by rose.tinted.lies reviews
When Honey goes missing during his afternoon nap, the Host Club begins to panic. When he returns to the Music Room, it's apparent that all is not well with the small blond. Warning - mature content
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 95 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M.
In Defense of Gaisensei by biacebaolck reviews
Because Maito Gai didn't do anything to deserve those putdowns. Tenten's argument. [TeacherStudent friendship] ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Gai M., Tenten - Complete
Rough by Akatsume reviews
Itachi has a question about the extent of Kisame's sharkyness. Birthday fic for our favorite little massmurderer. [Itakisa] Shounen ai.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Untitled by Iia reviews
Karin finds it hard to grasp the reality that states the only Suigetsu she likes is the one she claims to hate. [Suigetsu x Karin] [Untitled Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Suigetsu H., Karin U. - Complete
The Silent Treatment by Shigeru Hiko reviews
Kisame wonders why his partner is so quiet. Itachi does not enlighten him.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Dendrochronology by la mangue joyeuse reviews
Hidan asks a question Kakuzu can't answer.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
2 AM by la mangue joyeuse reviews
Hidan watches Kakuzu at night.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Fun with Sasuke by Reanult reviews
Letters 'home' from our favorite emo from Ouran Academybest I could give.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Agni's Monolgue by TigerTerror reviews
Agni, god of the fire nation, reflecting on Azula, the firebending prodigy, and the banished prince Zuko, and which one shows more potential in his eyes.Oneshot
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Azula, Zuko - Complete
A Good Day by ZheM reviews
KisaIta Gen It was a nice day for fishing, until Kisame started talking.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Teddy Bear by MazokuTenshi reviews
Gaara does some thinking with his teddy bear named Ai.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Mysterious Sound by MikariStar reviews
The story of how Tayuya joined the Hidden Sound village.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,223 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Orochimaru, Tayuya - Complete
Under Brightened Skies by Sesshomaru-Sara reviews
Confusion? I've never been touched like this. [KisaIta MM Yaoi Itachi Pov Slight Kisame PoV Crossdressing!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,585 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
naruto character songs by princesskikiom reviews
basically me and my friend got bored and made stuid songs about naruto characters but their cute, i don't own naruto for obvious reasons nor does hinachan if either did it'd be screwed up
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 2/4/2007
Light Bulb by KowaretaHikari reviews
Sakura and Hinata are outside Narutos house and hear some... strange things... R&R I dont think its that good but we...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hot Chocolate by FireDitto reviews
A wild storm awakens Raven, and, as the night continues, brings out companionship, random conversation and mugs of hot chocolate.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Out Of Your Mind by NessieGG reviews
There's nothing wrong with feeling for someone. It's hiding those feelings that is disgraceful.' [KibaIno.] [One shot.]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Kiba I., Ino Y. - Complete
Inner Gaara by fanfreak reviews
this is just some humor i wanted to write about if you like funny inner gaara fics this is something you should read. T for one swear word.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Honey, meet your Babies by Necrosame reviews
How would Itachi react if he suddenly finds out that he had 5 babies and the father was Kisame! Kisaita total crack rated T for potty mouths
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Aka Koujou by InactiveAnon reviews
All Neji wanted was to train, so exactly when did he end up watching Moulin Rouge with Tenten? FINISHED!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,682 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Can't Stand the Heat by CultOfStrawberry reviews
You know what they say... when you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen. Unfortunately, Zhao does not have that option...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Zhao, Azula - Complete
Itachi kun by CrazyFrog07 reviews
He really didn't mind when Tobi got a pet weasel. In fact for the first few days he just ignored it. But after weeks of the insistent calling of Itachi kun started to get on his nevers. [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
Say it by headaches4ever reviews
Sasuke is trapped by his best friend and the only person who can save him is his self. The only thing at risk is his pride. Can he do it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Nursery by Secret Gwendal reviews
When Sasuke was young, his mother took him out to the garden.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Mikoto U. - Complete
No Such Thing by kirin-saga reviews
There's no such thing as a safe place to hide. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,463 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/25/2007 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Neji H., Gai M.
Nighty Night by zaelithe reviews
Kankuro just wants some sleep. What does Gaara want now? [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
The Flame by ame shiroi reviews
Oh, just a moth to a flame, nothing more. Or was it? Itachi x Kisame request from Angelas. I don't own it. Tell me what you think.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
37 facts about Team Gai by Kamikaze Pedestrian reviews
A number of short moments in the history of Team Gai, from them meeting each other to the present. A little humour, a little angst and lots of love.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Neji H., Lee R. - Complete
Hot Spring Surprise by soukei reviews
As she closed her eyes, she let her thoughts drift away and listened to the sound of nature around her. All alone, so she thought..[SuigetsuKarin.Lemon]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Suigetsu H., Karin U. - Complete
Rain by Iia reviews
Who? What? When? Where? Why? How? ...Hey, maybe it's the rain. [Suigetsu x Karin] [Sexual Content]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Suigetsu H., Karin U. - Complete
Skin by you-neek reviews
Getting under Raven's skin is Beast Boy's speciality. He does enjoy it so.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
Naruto: the Real Story by kankuro-sama reviews
A crack fic. Can team 7 survive the added twists, OOCness and pointless stuff that comes their way? Pairings not decided yet, will be onesided mostly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,926 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/15/2007 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Naruto U.
Shame and Fame by ckret2 reviews
The day before Obito died, he babysat his cousin. The day after Obito died, Itachi cried for the last time. Obito had no idea how much he'd changed Itachi, and the Uchiha clan would pay the price for his good intentions. [Oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,708 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 91 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Torune, Itachi U. - Complete
Soft Eyes, Fierce Heart by Sedentary Wordsmith reviews
A mother's last request to her son before her death at his hands.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
I Never Have Dreams by zali reviews
The cool guy seems like the type to never have dreams but when he did, it was about a mysterious girl... who could it be? Take a look and enjoy!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Kyōya O., Renge H. - Complete
She Likes Them Big by StEpPiNg StOnEs reviews
ChoujixIno oneshot. It all started as a dare. Sakura told Ino to find someone she was happy completley happy with who liked her back. Ino looked everywhere but couldn't find her guy. Turns out he was right in front of her the whole time.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,470 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Ino Y., Chōji A. - Complete
Summer by Veleum reviews
One lazy Summer afternoon, Kisame wants to have some fun. Too bad Itachi isn't the kind of person to voluntarily join in.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Untitled by Veleum reviews
The life of Itachi, not as a murderer, but as a human.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Little Kitsune's Butterflies EXCURSION by Angel Alayah reviews
Sai was the replacement of Uchiha Sasuke no more and no less. He promised himself that he wouldn’t get too attach, and maybe he would try to care. But the word was ‘try’, but something was wrong with Naruto. [SaiNaru]COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,325 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Sai, Naruto U. - Complete
Akatsuki: Attack of the Tobi by TheWindAlchemist reviews
TOBI CLONES HIMSELF AND TAKES OVER THE WORLD! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OH MY GOD! THEY'RE HERE! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!EPILOGUE EPILOGUE EPILOGUE all comments and questions for Kisame's Corner will be answered in the full fanfic. ttyl
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 47,967 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Akatsuki - Complete
What Happened by SylverEyes reviews
How they were before, how they became the way that they are, and what specific event led to that change. [Azula and Zuko sibling fic] T because a mention of rape and a little violence.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Azula, Zuko - Complete
Akatsuki Summer Beach House 2: Miami Beach Condo by AkiraDawn reviews
Akatsuki is heading out for another beach vacation. This means haphazard driving, overpacking, too much drinking, surf, turf and lots more. Rated M for language. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,963 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Love Bites by Iia reviews
Suigetsu does the one thing that will make Karin stop bothering him for good on the journey with her and Sasuke. [Suigetsu x Karin]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Suigetsu H., Karin U. - Complete
The Pleasure of Hating You: The Hate Game by Iia reviews
It was preposterous, they imagined, to think that two people who couldn’t stand each other in the least would even consider doing the things that they did. [Suigetsu x Karin] [Sexual Content]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Suigetsu H., Karin U. - Complete
Surpises by WhereStarsComeFrom reviews
Roxane has something to tell Dustfinger... can you guess what it is? And a little bit of Basta at the end to keep things interesting. Please R&R if you have a moment. Disclaimer: The wonderful Cornelia Funke owns Inkheart, not I.
Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Complete
INC: Ninja's are only the Beginning by Mika Saito reviews
Part 1 of the Insanity Chronicles. The entire Naruto cast gets pranked, starting with the Akatsuki. Rated for possible language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,332 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/4/2007 - Published: 2/27/2007
Arachnophobia by CrazyFrog07 reviews
Who ever knew that Lee was afriad of spiders? And who ever knew that it would lead to Neji getting a nose bleed? not yaoi [slight nejiten, oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Disgusting Fascination by F. W. Bourdillon reviews
They wanted to tear their eyes away so badly, it was so very wrong, this was Zetsu they were talking about!...but they couldn’t it was just too strange. [Zetsu x Deidara] [ZetDei]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Deidara, Zetsu - Complete
Bells by CrazyFrog07 reviews
A six years old Zaku finds Kin crying in the forest one day. How will he comfert her? ZakuKin [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Kin T. - Complete
Lying Awake by billys-green-soup reviews
A song fic for what goes through Gaara's head when he lies awake at night. Set to I'd Kill To Fall Asleep by New Found Glory. suitable, but he does kill something. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Exchange Program by GoesKaboom reviews
The Rookie 9, Sand Sibs, and Akatsuki end up substitute teaching in a normal high school and cause mass pandemonium. High school has never been this interesting... COMPLETED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 13,817 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Gaara, Deidara - Complete
How to annoy by SassyOMG2282 reviews
How to annoy Naruto Characters! Crazy adventures, and Gaara! HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,049 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/28/2007 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Gaara - Complete
Tainted by Death, Tinted with Blood by Silver Sailor Ganymede reviews
Drabble. Mikoto realises that her son has been tainted by death: his eyes are tinted red with blood.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Ridiculous Retaliation! by Ky Hakubi reviews
Ever seen those pairings that just don't make any sense? Well here's the creme of the crop! A oneshot mockery of all those mind numbingly weird pairings out there.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Complete
Siblings of Suna by Shadow Quil reviews
A short stoy about Temari, Kankuro and Gaara as they grow up and their father's influence over their childhoods. Disclaimer: I Do Not Own Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
The Tale of the Magic Flute by Silver Sailor Ganymede reviews
[Tayuya centric] Drabble. Once upon a time there was a little girl. The little girl had a magic flute. The little girl sold her soul to the devil.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Tayuya, Orochimaru - Complete
Lost by squizz reviews
Naruto can't find his Jumpsuit. [NaruSasu] XD
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Jumping the Shark by Platinum Dragoness reviews
Sasuke continues his secret plan after leaving Sound. chapter 249 spoilers
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Kisame H. - Complete
The Blind by Insidiae reviews
[We grope for the wall like the blind, and we grope as if we had no eyes.] In one way or another, every Uchiha is blind. Oneshot, genfic. Uchihacentric, Tobito theory.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Itachi U., Torune - Complete
Romance and Finance by tatsumaki reviews
He wasn't really surprised about the kissing. It was the fierceness of it that shocked him. HoneyMori.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Trying by Melfina Lupin reviews
Nagging is a form of love, right?Spoilers from chapter 328 and onward
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Shikamaru N., Yoshino N. - Complete
Anything to shut him up by xSlashable reviews
Sasuke will do anything to shut naruto up. NaruSasu! this means naruto on top xD
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Bless You by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
Tamaki was certainly NOT jumping to conclusions: he had been cursed before, you know!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Tamaki S., U. Nekozawa - Complete
Uncensored Angsty Flashbacks by fillerab reviews
What REALLY happened in all of those flashbacks. Final Chap Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,757 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/8/2007 - Published: 8/23/2006
Easter Eggs by KowaretaHikari reviews
Naruto delivers easter eggs to some of his friends and Itachi shows up for unexplained reasons, which even I dont understand! Happy Easter everyone!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
I SPY by tenten007hero reviews
Temari and Shikamaru go on their first date. Kankuro drags Gaara along to spy on them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,413 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/6/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
Gaara Discovers Easter by Dilly-Oh reviews
Uhoh! Tragedy strikes the Sand Siblings as Kankuro get injured and cannot perform his duties as the Easter Bunny! Now Gaara must take his place and hand out candy to the children! Will he survive this horrible excursion or be ripped apart? Review, please!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Calling and Coming by SaiyanWarrior200 reviews
Once a month he would call to her, and she would always come to him Lime warning and rated M to be safe
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Orochimaru, Tsunade S. - Complete
Konoha Mishaps by Amestris-Exile reviews
What happens when the Konoha Genin aren't training? Eight hilarious drabbles. Mild language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Complete
Naruto's Rant 4! by Austln reviews
The fourth naruto's rant! this one is about pairings on the internet!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Accidents by CrazyFrog07 reviews
When you work in a three man team and two of the team members are male and only one being female...accidents are bound too happen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Tenten, Neji H.
Comfort by Rain Falls So Do Dreams reviews
She was twenty years old when her dreams crumbled to dust. She found comfort in him. ItaMiko, Uchihacest, Mikotocentric
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Itachi U., Mikoto U. - Complete
In Which 'He' is a Girl by CrazyFrog07 reviews
Every one in the Akatsuki merly assumed that Deidara was a very feminine boy. But one rainy afternoon all of them would find out you should never make assumtions.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Deidara
THE LIFE AND TIMES OF TEMARI! by CrazyFrog07 reviews
When Gaara becomes the Kazekage, Temari being as proud,and bored, as she is decides to make a documentary of what her life is like living with the Kazekage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Temari - Complete
Babies by KowaretaHikari reviews
Why Sasuke really, refused to date Sakura, he wanted Babies.... RR... Dont kill me...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
White Lies by Tosa reviews
Jiraiya always got what he wanted, whether or not Orochimaru would consent... Though for once, it seemed completely the other way around. Young!JiraOro, smut ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 44 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Jiraiya, Orochimaru - Complete
Hatred by Sword Pen reviews
Dark little Basta fic.
Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Complete
Sake by JadeCrescent Fallen reviews
Tsunade loved sake just as much as she hated it. Just like an old teammate of hers. OrochimaruxTsunade, OneShot, NC lemon, sequel up!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,369 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Tsunade S., Orochimaru - Complete
Adventures in Cooking by Streets of Fire reviews
The Sand Siblings try to cook. Rated for swearing, knife proof girdles, and excessive silliness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Complete
Flight by JadeCrescent Fallen reviews
Orochimaru left Tsunade with something much more than just emotional scars. Sequel to Sake. OrochimaruxTsunade, OneShot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,642 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Tsunade S., Orochimaru - Complete
Sasuke's Lousy Spring Break by GoesKaboom reviews
For spring vacation, Sasuke rents a condo right next to Akatsuki. Whether he's busy trying to kill Itachi, calling Deidara a transvestite, or just being Sasuke in general,a crack storyline is sure to follow! Oneshot. Resubmitted.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Complete
The Stupid Things You Do by Layyli reviews
Being stupid is one timeless act of Genma Shiranui.In times when comfort and support are needed,Shizune is often there to laugh at him.But someone once said laughter is it's own form of love and care.Whoever said that must've been pretty drunk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Genma S., Shizune - Complete
Not a Sugar High it's a Shino High by YellowDucks reviews
Shino has disovered Ino's stash of chocolatey goodness. This can't be good...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Ino Y., Shino A. - Complete
Kakashis thoughts by KowaretaHikari reviews
What Kakashi is thinking when he meets Team 7. From Kakashis POV. R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Observant by Lonicera Japonica reviews
Honey notices a lot more than everyone thinks he does. For example, that Mori has something important to tell him. What he doesn't understand is why Mori is so distressed about it.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
How Coffee Stole My Soul by Verboten Byacolate reviews
The rise, then fall, then failed getaway, then rise again of Haruno Sakura's addiction.[Sakuracentric][Mild SasuSaku]Warning: Don't let the Caffeine Lucifer get you!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Kindest and Cruelest Words by Airotia reviews
Mori never thought Hunny would say something so... downright mean to him, ever. But what's laying underneath the enmity...? Mori X Hunny SLASH Oneshot
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Mori/Takashi M., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H. - Complete
Going Mental by KowaretaHikari reviews
An ongoing series of funny ficlettes based on the particular brand of crazy presented by each of Narutos Characters. Read and Review Please. New Naruto Finally!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/21/2007 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Funeral by KowaretaHikari reviews
Its Sakuras funeral, and Narutos sad. Mostly Sakura bashing so if you dont like dont read. K? Thanks. R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
One Week With You by Shika's Rape Victim reviews
My NEW oneshot for the contest[ShikxTema]Sure,She was a bitch.But she was his bitch.Just not in that manner of speaking...[T for language and suggestive content]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,772 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Misconceptions by boyfolk reviews
There were to be no misconceptions between them, it was a business contract, and purely business it stayed. KyouyaRenge.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Kyōya O., Renge H. - Complete
Tuesday, the Washing by desolate butterfly reviews
[Akatsuki crack, HidanKakuzu, gen] Even evil villains have to do their laundry sometimes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Hidan - Complete
Noises by KowaretaHikari reviews
Kisame hears strange noises and goes to inspect. R&R Please. So stupid. ::Smacks self::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Naruto 'Know your stars by Cloud Arcanine reviews
The 'Evil' voice has returned to wreak havoc on the ninjas of Konoha. 2nd story! Yay! Me and Kakashi hope you'll read it!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/16/2007 - Published: 9/7/2006
Butterflies by YoukaiAnjiru reviews
Just like a butterfly, Hani's delicate and small. [MorixHani]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Mori/Takashi M., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H. - Complete
Ozai's Lament by Dungeonwriter reviews
Ozai composes an elegy for his lost love, Ursa. She is the one thing he cannot command.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Azula, Zuko - Complete
A Flaw in the Family Concept by Giselle d'Angouleme reviews
What happened after Kasanoda Ritsu pointed out that Suou Tamaki was NOT in any way related to Fujioka Haruhi? What does Mom do to ease Dad's mind? A drabble in an attempt to shed light to this shadowy corner.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
Naruto's Rant 3! by Austln reviews
Third Naruto's rant! Read, then read the first and second, then review! GO DO IT! This one is directed towards Authors that write stories where they end up in the Naruto world! dont own naruto, if i did i would ban your stories!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Complete
For All The Right Reasons by The Lady Morana reviews
What did it mean to be Fugaku Uchiha's favorite son? Let Itachi tell you. Itachi's POV. Warnings: minor, MM, FugakuItachi, abuse
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Fugaku U., Itachi U. - Complete
In His Place by Streets of Fire reviews
A single flick of the finger puts Sasuke Uchiha in his place for good.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
THE CRACKEST FANFIC YOU'VE EVER READ! by Doctor Yami reviews
title says it all. rated T for u picky people. one shot. best i can say is naruhina, or asumkure depending on how u look at it, but i'm listing it as naruhina. R&R or something bad happens to naruto. ja ne.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
A Feather Light Kiss by IndigoNightandRayneStorm reviews
A late night accident, one young man’s hidden love, another’s obscene innocence, and a feather light kiss. Oneshot. Heavily implied onesided HunnyxMori MitsukunixTakashi Don't like, don't read
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Inklove by Avindara Nirvene reviews
Resa listens to Silvertongue read. Before the story of Inkheart occurs.
Inkheart - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
Argument by KowaretaHikari reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are arguing in front of me. So I make them do somethin' SasuXNaru. R&R.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto's Rant 2! by Austln reviews
Well if you read Naruto's Rant! Then read this one! This is addressed to Authors and thier stories if going to read this then read the first one if you cant review then email me, email is in the first one. Oneshot also dont own naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Complete
Of Discoveries by TeaForRevenge reviews
Renge has her hands quite, er, full. Strangely enough, the Host Club doesn't appreciate her efforts at all.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Haruhi F., Renge H. - Complete
Crimson Ribbons by notesonlife reviews
It pulled them together when their worlds pulled them apart. [Hana x Itachi] [Sequel to The Distant Cry of the Wolf]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,289 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/24/2007 - Published: 9/9/2006 - Hana I., Itachi U. - Complete
Spoils of War by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
There is a very good reason Yasuchika Haninozuka despises his older brother. And it's not for the reason you think.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Complete
Can't Waste Cake by Rumace reviews
Mori thinks Hunny has had too much cake. What happens when the cakes gets flattened? What will Hunny do? A little cute shonen ai. HunnyxMori, MistkunixTakashi whatever you'd like to call it. Finger molestation! xD R&R
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Kisame's First few days at Akatsuki by TheWindAlchemist reviews
KISAME FIRST ENTERING AKATSUKI! COMPLETE! CHAPTER 27: BLOOPERS! BTW: My new Story Akatsuki: Attack of the Tobi is here. Check it out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 23,532 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/20/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Kisame H. - Complete
4pm, February 6th, Annual Occurance by The-MarmaladeCat1 reviews
There's a ritual he does: 4pm, February 6th. Annual occurance. One day, Kakuzu asks Hidan why.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Hidan - Complete
Naruto's Rant by Austln reviews
This is how I imagine Naruto and the people in it if you dont like it but dont have an account email me click my name then click email. dont own naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
what he REALLY reads by CaveDwellers reviews
oneshot. Kakashi reveals what’s REALLY in Icha Icha Paradise.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Abstention by Spirit Evolution reviews
[30Sweets on LJ][Mori had to put his foot down, even if it meant incurring the wrath of a certain temperamental blonde in doing so.][Oneshot][HunnyxMori][Familial love!]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
There is no forever by WhitexoutxOptics reviews
Simple oneshot. Kakuzu and Hidans first meeting, skipping between parts of their lives with eachother, right until the very end.Yaoi, KakuzuxHidan, Lime I guess?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,614 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Itachis Pretty Hair by KowaretaHikari reviews
Sasuke and Itachi have a quick lunch. Sort of.My stupid idea on why the Uchiha slaughter happened.Read and Review please. Peace
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Improper Valentine by Alexx Riott reviews
A woman should never stray from the path chosen for her. Mess up and you'll never be considered a lady again for as long as you live. Mikoto thinks about how she was raised and breaks her mother's number one rule for VDay affection. FUGAKUMIKOTO FLUFF
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Fugaku U., Mikoto U. - Complete
You're an Idiot and Here's Why by Senko Wakimarin reviews
A collection of ministories relating to Kakuzu and Hidan. Some are funny, some are not all are yaoi based.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Hidan - Complete
A day in the life of Sai by KowaretaHikari reviews
I did one on Sasuke so now Ill do one on Sai. MWAHAHAHA EVILNESS! Sai is having a bad day and Sasuke is loving it. R&R. A day in the life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Sai, Sasuke U. - Complete
A Pointless Mission by n00b-masta2112 reviews
Dosu, Kin, and Zaku meet on their first mission. But what kind of mission is this? Dun dun dun! [ONESHOT] I don't own Naruto. Even if you don't like Sound nin, please read! It's funny...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Kin T. - Complete
Weasel Story by GoesKaboom reviews
When Deidara finds a fuzzy little weasel, it seems to be taking Itachi's place. So Itachi tries everything to get rid of the intruder. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Itachi’s Girlfriend by The Eye of the Crow reviews
Read about the shocking history behind Uchiha massacre! What exactly happened on that fateful day? And what does notexactlypretty Itachi’s girlfriend have to do with that? BONUS: The truth about Gaara’s mother.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Freezing Opportunities by Neon Sprinklez reviews
In which Sasuke is left Cold, and Naruto decides to help out. NaruSasu and hintings to KakaIru. OneShot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Death of Neji by necroneox3d reviews
A short story about the quick death of Neji by a Count Dante styled Naruto. Graphic use of martial arts, not for the faint of heart. Chapter1 of the Death Series
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Naruto U., Neji H. - Complete
Naruto and the ramen factory by tentenlovertwo reviews
Chapter Five now up now up please read. Ok Akamaru has opened his factory to four luck children, and one retard with a kitten in his head
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/9/2007 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Naruto U., Kankuro
Pretend by TeaForRevenge reviews
Renge knows that it's all make believe. Really, she does. RengeKyouya
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Renge H., Kyōya O. - Complete
Over the Net by KowaretaHikari reviews
Whoo... its the often done MSN Conversation thingy. Read and Review please!Much love to you all :P please listen to some of the songs mentioned they rock.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A day in the life of Sasuke by KowaretaHikari reviews
A day in the life of Sasuke. Mostly Sasuke being emo and running away. Please Review.Rated for Sasuke emo cutting. ALT ENDING ADDED READ... WOOT!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/8/2007 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Kakashi True Love by KowaretaHikari reviews
Kakashi goes on a date and his team follows... stupid but we read and review Thanks kay bye!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Facets 3: Jiraiya's Top Twelve by Avonnalay-Ariemay reviews
“Will we be considered accessories to murder if we don’t step in and stop them soon?” “You can’t be an accessory to anything if you’re already dead. And the women looked ready to make good on death wishes for all of us if we interfere.” “Good point.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,011 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
Facets 2: Birthday Surprise by Avonnalay-Ariemay reviews
That hurts!” “Quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet! Do you want the neighbors to hear?” “Probably give the old goat a heart attack if he knew what we were doing to….OW! Hey! Watch it!”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Genma S., Shizune - Complete
Facets 1: If Loving You Is Wrong by Avonnalay-Ariemay reviews
I never wanted to get married, least of all to her. So I’ll be damned if I’m going to adhere to a set of rules about my marriage when I had no say in it to begin with.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,080 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/5/2007 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Day at the Beach by KowaretaHikari reviews
Team 7 and Team Gai spend a day at the beach together! Theirs a sand castle contest! And Kakashi knocks himself out from the Horror! REVIEW PLEASE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
sand siblings bathroom by princesskikiom reviews
okay i have no idea how is should summarize this one either, beside the fact their scared of the bathroom, and baki is evil, basically the title sums it up, oh and i don't own naruto if i did my friend and i would make them all act like nutcases
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Gaara's cookie problem by TheWindAlchemist reviews
A GaaHina story with the funny charm of TheWindAlchemist
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
If Sasuke was Gay an Avenue Q story by Nutso-bonzo7 reviews
A beautful parody to the song If you were gay by the Avenue Q people! Hope you like it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Enlighting Conversation by MoronKing reviews
Kiba is pissed off at Shino and met a stranger who happens to be Shino close friend. They talked about one perticular subject. SHINO. Kiba learns things that will change his view in the guy in more ways than one. DONE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,078 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Shino A., Kiba I. - Complete
The Springtime of Womanhood by desolate butterfly reviews
[Team Gai gen] TenTen just wants to get through her first period without any fuss. Too bad Gaisensei isn't about to let that happen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Gai M., Tenten - Complete
Itachi Goes to a Chinese restaurant by TheWindAlchemist reviews
Itachi and a fortune cookie.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
Lullaby by Buddi of Yonder reviews
[Spoilers up to chapter 281] People can really suprise you sometimes, given the right circumstances. The sand siblings are no exception...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
House of Dogs by hashire reviews
Tsume is pregnant and set in her ways, Hana wants a dog and gets a brother, and Kiba is too careless in battle. Inuzuka centered fic.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,134 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Tsume I., Hana I. - Complete
637 by Hosh reviews
Yaoi. Sasuke learns after the deed is committed that he had been given a test. OroSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Orochimaru, Sasuke U. - Complete
Konoha High by justplainrii reviews
AU : Naruto is a recent transfer to Konoha High School, and he absolutely hates it. However, when he meets such people as Sasuke, a whiny emo, to Haku, a surprising foreign exchange student, will his mind be changed? ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,729 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/24/2007 - Published: 1/13/2006
Denial by Quack says the T-shape reviews
It seemed that Naruto was the only one in the village unaware of his sexuality. SasuNaru NaruSasu. Slash. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Natural Progression by desolate butterfly reviews
[KisaIta, drabble] Itachi finds nothing particularly enthralling about masturbation until Kisame starts watching him do it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Nejis Eye Problem by KowaretaHikari reviews
Neji doesnt use his Byakugan anymore and Lee wants to know why. Short oneshot implied NejiXTenten. R&R please first fic. Nejis a perv... :
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Cake by Second Storey Stairwell reviews
Have you ever thought... that if you ever paid me back, I would have no reason to stay. MoriHunny
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Mori/Takashi M., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H. - Complete
Property by Fading Grace reviews
Hunny has an odd reaction to the news that Mori was kissed. Not a cute thing.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Closet Cuddler by Quack says the T-shape reviews
In which Sasuke has an uke moment. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
It's Just A Dream by Pomodoro Crisi reviews
narusasu! sasuke has a bad dream and naruto comforts him! yay!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
There's a First Time for Everything by Livexthexmagic reviews
Zuko plus Appa equals LOTS of fun
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Zuko - Complete
The Angst Kid by TamTikitigo reviews
Jet makes fun of Zuko for being so angsty. With a plot like that, it has to be a oneshot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Zuko, Jet - Complete
Ask Gaara by Gaara's-pandachan101 reviews
Gaara is here to answer your questions about the Naruto cast and himself. Simply review your questions and he will answer. Rated for questions that may be asked.This is the origional ask character story. I NEED REVIEWS!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,765 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Gaara
Presents by GiMny reviews
NaruSasu. Even the simplest of presents can be taken in different ways. T for Naruto being perverted
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Enjoy the Silence by DoYouFindMeDreadful reviews
The light is light. The dark is dark. Sometimes, they just need to become one for everything to work right. [Umehito X Tamaki, shonen ai, nothing too graphic.]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2006 - U. Nekozawa, Tamaki S. - Complete
How Could You? by JitterbugCG reviews
Oneshot. Zuko and Jin meet again after Azula has taken control of Ba Sing Se
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Zuko, Azula - Complete
Strawberries by Kolinshar reviews
[OneShot. Subtle themes.] Kyouya hates strawberries.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Kyōya O., Renge H. - Complete
Glow in the Dark by TaShYrEi reviews
From the broken window, she saw how great he could be despite the limitations that hindered him. [Nekozawa x Renge][Loosely based on Episode 11]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Renge H. - Complete
Bonding by watchfob reviews
In which two broken beings may be at peace, if only for a moment.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Zuko - Complete
Unravel At The Seams by PDOTL reviews
...and the giant arrow of overprotective older brotherness came over him. Hunny frowned slightly and watched as Satoshi hugged and nuzzled Chika like Tamaki sometimes did to Kyouya. “Takashi! Get Satoshi off Chika chan. Oneshot. SatoshixChika, shounan ai.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Mori/Takashi M., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H. - Complete
Breakfast in Bed by Tonic the Hedgehog reviews
Chapter 2 is up, and the fic is completed! A short Christmas tale of Loudmouths and Blueberry Pancakes......InoKiba. T for some sexual themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,330 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/21/2006 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Ino Y., Kiba I. - Complete
The Ouran Harem by Loise reviews
Renge presents Queen Haruhi, with the Ouran Harem. Humour and love.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,322 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
Dictionary Definition by PurpleAjah reviews
Assigned with a creative writing task… Yuki realises that he has the Dreaded Writers Block. When Shigure takes it into his mind to help out, will Yuki reveal more about himself then he would otherwise show?
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Yuki S., Shigure S. - Complete
EVERYONE Loves the Mall by watchfob reviews
Poor, poor Zuko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Zuko - Complete
End of Youth by Al Bhed- Pypa reviews
Lee can not handle the death of his team mates, and ends his life. this is his letter he left behind to Gai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Lee R., Gai M. - Complete
When Did You? by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
When did I ever become enough for you? GaiShizune... Mindless [MINDLESS!] fluff. Don't read this.. for the good of your own sanity, don't read this....
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Gai M., Shizune - Complete
It was Mine by Foxgurl reviews
HunnyMori shonen ai It was his, no questions asked. Why were people always trying to take it from him? It wasn't like they were important. They were nothing, they didn't deserve it as much as he did. He didn't want to share.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Mori/Takashi M., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H. - Complete
Sake Cup by Riza A reviews
When Itachi first joins Akatsuki, there's an initiation ceremony of sorts. One that involves alcohol. Lots, and lots, of alcohol. Strange things are said when one is drunk. Pity Kisame. DRUNK!Itachi crack fic. [Hints of ItachiKisame]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Oh, Brother by kawaii-Cherimu130 reviews
A funny, and very short, drabble about the night Gaara was born.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Wet Nightmare by mischief maker 2.0 reviews
Stages Of Love challenges again, this time exploring 5 sexual kinks: voyeurism, exhibitionism, bondage, food sex, and crossdressing. :3 [NaruIno] While nongraphic, these still fall very much under the MATURE category. Heed the warnings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,522 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/8/2006 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Renge Anachronism by Hakura mayabashi reviews
Inspired by Girl Anachronism by The Dresden Dolls.Renge shows that she's not the carefullest of girls to Kyouya.A bit OOC, but I had a lot of fun with it.Oh yes! the spelling sucks. I know that.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Renge H., Kyōya O. - Complete
The Burnt Child by plumbloom reviews
Azulon was not present at the birth of Ozai's firstborn. oneshot, from Zuko's birth into early teens. prequel to "The Day He Himself Shall Wipe My Tears Away".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,736 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Zuko, Azula - Complete
Bad Hair Day by overheat reviews
Mai wants to kill Ty Lee after receiving her 'help'.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Mai, Ty Lee - Complete
The Shinobi's Guide to Dubious Jutsu by Kaori reviews
Put away all food and beverages and be sure to position yourself where you cannot cause yourself injury. It's time for the seventh Shinobi Guide. Naruto finds a scroll in the archives and everything goes straight to youknowwhere via express elevator.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,282 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Complete
By the Poolside by poprika reviews
It's the middle of summer and Kisame has built an indoor swimming pool inside their room. Itachi is not amused.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Under Cobwebs by crinklescofftrip reviews
Memory is based on three things: Importance, Novelty, and Interest. In some cases it decays, but, unfortunately, in others it can last a lifetime.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,987 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Itachi U., Torune - Complete
Immortality by xxept0 reviews
Orochimaru and Hidan's take on immortality.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Hidan, Orochimaru - Complete
A Taste of Honey by Experimental reviews
In which, during a day at the zoo, the host club discovers that Honey is nature's candy. Inspired by the Herb Alpert ditty.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Cats Make Good Teachers by The Luggage reviews
Kankurou's learned a lot from cats over the years. [Kankurou musing, gen]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
Awkward by Saxis reviews
It was awkward to say the least... And Naruto wasn't breathing. NaruSasu. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Safe by Veleum reviews
Kisame is injured in battle, and Itachi worries. KisaXIta fluff
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Fireworks and Festivals by Veleum reviews
The Akatsuki go to the Summer Festival, and Itachi finally understands how he feels about his partner. KisaXIta yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,803 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
A Very Important Date by Dustbunny3 reviews
[One-shot][InoChou] Ino's never worried about Chouji cheating on her before.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,956 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Ino Y., Chōji A. - Complete
Beautiful by Senko Wakimarin reviews
Some Crack I wrote for brother's birthday. Yaoi, Lemon,... weird
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Itachi U., Zetsu - Complete
Unspoken by The Dream Whisperer reviews
‘Kyouya finds silence in Mori.’ Four scenes, with countless words said, none spoken out loud. But for them, it is perfect. MoriKyouya. Beware of abstract language.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Kyōya O., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Kankuro and His Barbies by Fly Away 2003 reviews
Kankuro loves his Barbies. But what happens when Temari discovers his secret? Teehee :P
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Kankuro - Complete
A Dance for the Pants by Mint Pizza Queen reviews
Naruto has a new pair of pants that he didn't exactly buy from any store. ONESHOT. SasuNaru implied. [COMPLETED]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Forever, I Promise by celestial illusion reviews
They were once in love but it wasn't meant to last. She knew he would slip away sometime, but her constant denial made the realization so much harder than it should have been. [Tamaki x OC, Tamaki x Haruhi, very minor Kyouya x Renge]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
A small wish by Chiharu Yuizaki reviews
Hunny wants Mori to leave now.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Annoying the Akatsuki 101 by Teslyn reviews
[First Fanfic]What happens when four members of the Akatsuki hold a girl captive to lure the Kyuubi? And what happens when that girl turns out to be a notorious prankster set on making her captors regret meeting her? [reposting]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,480 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/5/2006 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Umehito Nekozawa & Renge Houshakuji: Ten Enounters by Cal reflector reviews
The misfit is rescued by an outcast, an odd couple, but a match made in Heaven. Part V contains the epilogue and a letter from Renge to Haruhi.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,024 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/3/2006 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Renge H., U. Nekozawa - Complete
Soldier Boy by lotusunset reviews
When all she could think of was that stupid lullaby, she finally realized everything she had been taking for granted.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Azula, Zuko - Complete
Rat Poison by Hammy Uchiha reviews
Itachi's having one of those dreams...again...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,926 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Open Window by MaybexinxTime reviews
Gaara goes to spy on Lee, and Lee leaves his bedroom window open. Gaara watches him as he does some pretty intimate things. LeeGaara. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
The Real Sandman by Darkkinkachu reviews
OneShot The Sandman contumplates his life, existance, fears and darkness. crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Complete
Revenge by PoisnousPixie reviews
Seven year old Kankuro's angry at Temari and plays a prank. Pulling Gaara into his plot, he plans to be victorious! But will it really be that easy?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,339 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Kankuro, Temari - Complete
The Devil in the White Ballroom by Experimental reviews
The host club plans a Christmas ball only to find the ballroom has been doublebooked . . . by the black magic club. Can Tamaki and Nekozawa put aside their differences to achieve a common goal? or will the host club be left out in the cold?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,089 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/26/2006 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S., Renge H., U. Nekozawa - Complete
Vexation by supervivi reviews
Itachi has a slight problem.. Kisame to the rescue! [Kisaita].
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
30 Ways To Annoy Uchiha Itachi by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
Guaranteed annoyances that will make even the most stoic of smexy Naruto characters want to kill you in many nasty ways, if he already doesn't want to.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Little Tiny Pieces by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
Team Gai is broken in heart, mind, and body, and Tenten is dealing with the aftermath. Unfortunately, she's just as crazy as the rest of them. Oneshot. NejiTen, slight LeeTen, and if you're a pervert, GaiTen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Tenten, Lee R. - Complete
Things The Naruto Cast Would Never Say! by TearShield Alchemist reviews
OMG! Itachi says Peace and Love and this is insane! Just random quotes you would hear them say, I guess... Crack fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Complete
In Your Best Interest by Gigabomb reviews
Itachi x Kisame. Five times Kisame told Itachi, 'No,' and one time he didn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
An Exception to the Rules by notesonlife reviews
Nara Shikaku never liked loud troublesome girls. That was always the case, and his inner rule, but like all rules, there was an exception. [Shikaku x Yoshino] [Shikamaru's parents oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,264 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Shikaku N., Yoshino N. - Complete
Tag by chaotic-addict reviews
ShigurexMei runaround. Oneshot, R&R please
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Shigure S., Mii C. - Complete
Gaara Gets Chickenpox by Dilly-Oh reviews
Yet another, short, semisweet ficlet with Gaara getting sick and his siblings caring for him. Review please!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Write It One Way by True Phantom reviews
Write it one way, and read it as another. KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/12/2006 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
You're Wonderful by Katz Go Boom reviews
Yasuchika finally says the two words he's been wanting to say to Satoshi for a long time. Drabble. Oneshot. SatoshiYasuchika
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/3/2006 - Complete
The Fire Lord's Crown by Livexthexmagic reviews
Now that Prince Zuko has now become Fire Lord Zuko, only one question is left to be settled: How can he put the crown on his head? Oneshot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Zuko - Complete
50 ways to Freak Out Yakushi Kabuto:THE FANFICTION by ZukoKrazy reviews
Based off of 50 ways to piss off freak out Yakushi Kabuto. The Sound nin read the fic and decide to pull the pranks on poor Kabuto! 5 ways to freak Kabuto out per chapter. Completed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,411 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/1/2006 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Kabuto Y. - Complete
Gaara Gets A Cold by Dilly-Oh reviews
Gaara gets sick, and it's up to Temari and Kankuro to show him that they care. A cute, short story featuring Gaara and his siblings. Aww...Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Neji the Hentai by hardxfreakinxcore reviews
Sequel to Naruto: Sex Ed! What would happen if say, Neji DID come across Kakashi's book? And how is Lee dragged into the mess? Both of these questions are answered in Neji the Hentai!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Neji H., Lee R. - Complete
A Love Sickness by Sesshomaru-Sara reviews
This is something I don't want to cure [KisaIta MM ShounenAi First Meeting 3rd POV Oneshot!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Clothes make the man by Melfina Lupin reviews
Kankuro is losing clothes left and right. What in the world is happening? Some swearing blame Kankuro
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Kankuro, Temari - Complete
The Heart Wants by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
[Haruhi x Tamaki, Haruhi x Mori] Matters of the heart are very complicated, Haruhi learns.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Carefully Make Believe by Sintari reviews
When Chouji, Ino, and Shikamaru were younger, young being a relative term in the life of a shinobi, they would play pretend. ChoujiIno if you squint. Angst.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Chōji A., Ino Y. - Complete
My Revenge by SanguineFox reviews
Episode 18 spoilers! My version of what was really going on in Chika's head through the episode. Oneshot. One sided ChikaxTakashi, TakashixMitsukuni.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Mori/Takashi M., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H. - Complete
Substitute by DemonRogue reviews
Lee knows he is a substitute
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Lee R., Sakura H. - Complete
Mori's Birthday by Loise reviews
The Host Club celebrates Mori's birthday. MoriHoney
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Mori/Takashi M., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H. - Complete
Next Time by Kuroda-san reviews
NaruSasu. Next time Sasuke wants to be Seme...YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Carbon by desolate butterfly reviews
[KisaSasu fic] When Sasuke goes looking for Itachi, he comes across something just as dangerous. Potential Uchihacest and noncon ahoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/19/2006 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Kisame H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Team Gai at the Movies by hardxfreakinxcore reviews
Well, the title explains all. Team Gai hits the movies! What terror will they stumble upon? The 'horror' genre is a joke, knowing me...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Lee R., Neji H. - Complete
The Taste Of Fear by VelvetPlague reviews
Yuki has a nightmare about his horrible past with Akito. Yaoi. Rape. Oneshot.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Yuki S., Akito S. - Complete