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Author has written 8 stories for Naruto.
History: Used to be a huge Draco/Harry writer on adultfanfiction, but now I'm here, and a huge Naruto shipper. I write YAOI, mainly, so if you don't like, then don't read. or i will hunt u down and throw garbage on you. :D And almost most of my stories will be ROMANCE/HUMOR!! Cuz that's the best kind. :D
To people just wanting to see what my favorite stories are:Let me just say that all my favorites HAVE TO BE WELL WRITTEN, and most of them are completed. :) So you'll find a lot of good ones in there. And they're all NARUTO related, k?
WARNING: I have MAINCHARACTER SYNDROME!! So all my fics will most likely be focused on the main character of each series, like all my Naru-centric fics out already. :D
Fav Pairings (Not in any particular order):
Naruto: Sasuke/Naruto (MY FAV EVER!!) Gaara/Naruto Neji/Naruto Sai/Naruto Itachi/Naruto Kiba/Naruto...basically any hot guy and Naruto, cuz he's cute with anyone XD he's such an uke muahahahah! he's cute wiv girls too, actually... hmm... basically, he's cute for anyone XD dawww!! he deserves anyone he wants!! Kiba/Hinata Kakashi/Iruka (Well, i'm not that big of a fan, but i've gotten so used to reading about them that it's growing on me.) Raido/Genma (Just cuz FastFoward converted me.)
Harry Potter: Draco/Harry Riddle/Harry Ron/Hermione
Invader Zim: Dib/Zim/Dib- Invader Zim My second yaoi obsession. I don't really care who's dominant or submissive. itz hawt nonetheless
Fullmetal Alchemist: Roy/Ed (I've read doujinshi's on this pair, never any fanfics. oh welly) Envy/Ed
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!: Gokudera/Tsuna Hibari/Tsuna Mukuro/Tsuna... Any Hot Male/Tsuna (cuz cummon, he's like the ultimate uke of KHR! sorta like how naruto is XD) Chrome/Tsuna (:P heheheh, Chrome's on top XD)
Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann: Kamina/Simon Viral/Simon Rossiu/SimonKittan/YokoSimon/Nia Simon/Yoko
...wow, i really do have maincharacter syndrome...
Pairings I dislike (not in any particular order):
Itachi/Sasuke- Naruto It's cute if Itachi has like... a brother complex, or if Sasuke looks up to his brother and loves him as a brother but if they're all hot and heavy itz kinda gross.
Armor!Al/Ed- Fullmetal Alchemist well, i wouldn't want a suit of armor to get me off... human!Al and ed's okay, cuz itz obvious they love each other, but i'm still weary of brotherly incest...
Inuyasha/Kouga- Inuyasha That's just weird. They obviously hate each other, and love Kagome, so why not just stick to the heteroness?
Sasuke/Anyone other than Naruto- Naruto He would NEVER cheat on poor Naru-chan. rawr! he only goes good wiv naru. :nods:
Neji/Hinata-Naruto iono, i think i just don't like family incest. i have no problem against it tho, i just don't feel the bells tolling in my head when i read those fics...like it does for SasuNaru :giggles girlishly:
Ron/Any Male- Harry Potter Uh, he likes Hermione. Duh.
Yamamoto/Gokudera- Katekyo Hitman Reborn! Um...iono, it just doesn't seem right...
Yamamoto/Hibari- Katekyo Hitman Reborn! same, doesn't feel right.
Kamina/Kittan- Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann iono, itz kinda weird...
Things I dislike in FanFics-
1) Too much sex. i'm not really sex crazed like some people here, so reading too much of it makes me annoyed. weird, i know, for a growing teenager, but oh welly. I like small signs of affection, like intense kissing or like... toying with the inner thighs. cute things like that. XD
2) Too much arguing in someone's head, like a concious. cuz its stupid reading no, i want to! no you don't! yes i do! no you don't! iono about other people, but i definetely don't hold tiny conversations wiv myself in my head.
...can't think about anything else right now, but i'll go read some more and come back and add some. XD so picky, i am.
A GUIDE TO xXCABBAGEXx's FICS
For People Looking for a more light, fun, fluffy read: This Little Sun God of Mine
For People Looking for a more mysterious, plotful read: Uzumaki Naruto on the Case!
For People Looking for a more physical, mature read: Battle of the Semes
CoverArt for This Little Sun God of Mine by ME! XD-
Random Sketches for Battle of the Semes by ME! XD-
SasuNaru Scene from Battle of the Semes chapter 4 by ME! XD-
ON HIATUS UNTIL SCHOOL WINDS DOWN A BIT!! D: I'M SORRY!!
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