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Joined 01-11-07, id: 1195881, Profile Updated: 02-27-09
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and Pokémon.

HI! No old perverts, got it? Name's Brian.

Fav. Color- Military Green, Dark Blue, And Black

Fav. Characters-Goku, Naruto, Geita, Bartamous, Nathaniel, Fang, Septimous, Babo, Jayden, JTHM, Happy Noodle Boy, Hinata, Toph,Tobi, Jiraiya, Mizore ( All characters from TV, Books, And movies)

Fav. Animal- Dragon

Fav Internet game- The Ninja RPG

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear baiting, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't and never will, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If YOU get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, post this in your profile

Studies show that if Abercrombie released the fact that it wasn't cool to breathe, 92 percent of teenagers would die. If you're part of the other 8 percent who would be screaming with laughter, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are a Nintendo fan to your very core, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the five percent that don't give a shit, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list! AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperacticely Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, Nayru Goddess of Wisdom, RoyalFanatic, Nintendo4ever, Dragon of Twilight, schoolsucks13

If you've read this ENTIRE profile and wasted about ten minutes reading what took me hours to put together, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart.

98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a mad fasanation with the Japanese culture, copy and past this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile (I have several )

If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a door (or lampost) copy this onto your profile.

If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate NejiHina copy this into your profile.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD IS THERE! If you believe in God, then put this in your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...), Peridot-Horntail (Try running to the bus in a panic and then realize mid-flight fall you were going the wrong way.), Moonlight Music Mistress (my stairs hate me as much as I hate Orochimaru), Kannika (It hurts when it's an escalator...),TwoDragonFire (bus steps hurt when you fall back out the bus) schoolsucks13

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If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.( would have died if that ref hadn't caught me )

If you’re crazy and you know it, clap your hands! Then paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling, copy this into your profile.

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your Profile to help him gain world domination.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan, Moonlight Music Mistress, Kannika, TwoDragonFire, schoolsucks13

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!--If you could read that put it in your profile.

THE TIGHTEST PARTY IN THE WORLD!
there will b a DJ , im throwing a party... every 1 is invited!

so every1 come. but read the rest of this bulliten.

Come Kick it at The Biggest Party Ever.

DETAILS BELOW..

Special Guest: Jesus Christ, God The Father,
Featuring DJ Holy Spirit.

When: When you enter the Gates of Heaven

Where: Kingdom of Heaven

How: Just Ask

Why: Because God Loves You!

... Come As You Are! Bring Nothing but Your Heart and Soul.

98 OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD...

REPOST THIS iF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 2 WHO WILL.

Jesus said, "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny
you in front of my Father."

repost as COME TO MY PARTY!

Cool sayings

I just can’t stand it when someone’s cell phone rings when I’m talking.” - L.

“I just can’t sit any other way than this. If I sit the way other people do, my reasoning ability drops by 40.”- L.

“Will you be eating that cake?...say what you want, but I will be taking the cake.” -L.

“I don’t like being shot. It scares me.”- Luffy

“I don’t like being shot. It scares me.”-Luffy

“I’m gonna be such a great swordsman my name will be heard from heaven”- Zolo

"If push comes to shove, and walk comes to run, tell them to back the fuck off, or you'll pull out your gun." -Me

"A good friend will come and bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting right next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun!'"

"Move or I kill you!" -Me

"Before you insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you insult them you'll be a mile away and have their shoes." - Not sure

"The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot." - Jay Leno

"Bush said today he is being stalked. He said wherever he goes, people are following him. Finally, someone told him, 'Psst. That's the Secret Service.'"- Jay Leno

"People are like slinkies. Basically useless. But yet it is so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs" - A picture somewhere on the internet.

"Don't play dumb with me, I'll always win."

"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door..."

"Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark."

"He learned what every man must learn...never insult a girl's looks, especially if said girl can kick your ass" - Dragon of Twilight

"I'm not awesome, you just suck." - Dragon of Twilight

"IT'S THE SUGAR TALKING, I SWEAR!" - Dragon of Twilight

"Ladies and gentlemen, as I stand here before you, sitting behind you, I am here to tell you something I know nothing about. Next Wednsday, being last Friday, there'll be a lady's convention for men only. Admission is free, you pay at the door, pull up a chair, and sit on the floor."

"Dark one night in broad daylight, two dead men got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf police man heard the noise and came and killed those two dead boys."

"Life's a bowl of punch. Go ahead and spike it."

"Stupidity got us into this, why can't it get us out?"

"You can't spell 'slaughter' without 'laughter!'"

"People say violence isn't the answer. Well, they're right. Violence is the question. The answer is 'HELL YES'."

"I never said I was normal... you just presumed I was."- Not sure

In the end, we're all just chalk lines on the concrete. Drawn only to be washed away.- Five Fingered Death Punch

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

100 Rules of Anime

The laws of Anime is a growing list of physical, universal, and natural
phenomenon that seem to appear in various forms in all sorts of anime. The original
intent was an effort to classify these incidents into a list of "laws" that
explained how Anime physics are different from our own (real?) world. It is our hope
that you find them useful to studying Anime, or at the very least, worth a good
chuckle.

#1 - Law of Metaphysical Irregularity- The normal laws of physics do not apply.

#2 - Law of Differential Gravitation- Whenever someone or something jumps, is
thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborne, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.
Some things have been known to "Float" for a few seconds before plummeting to hit
the ground, vehicle, or someone’s cranium.

#3 - Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics- In space, loud
sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

#4 - Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion- In space, constant thrust
equals constant velocity.

#5 - Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion- The larger a
mechanical device is, the faster it moves, Armoured Mecha are the fastest objects
known to human science.

#6 - Law of Temporal Variability- Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero
whenever he does something "cool" or "impressive". Time slows down when friends and
lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

#7 - First Law of Temporal Mortality- "Good Guys" and "Bad Guys" both die in one of
two ways - either so quick they don’t even see it coming, OR it’s a long drawn out
affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human
existence or why the toast always lands butter side down. NOTE: Sometimes, Anime
heroes or villains never really die! In these rare cases they were a clone or cyborg
and the real hero/villain’s suspiciously missing in "Malletspace", or something.

#8 - Second Law of Temporal Mortality- It takes some time for bad guys to die...
regardless of physical damage. Even when the "Bad Guys" are killed so quickly they
don’t even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is
attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

#9 - Law of Dramatic Emphasis- Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are
depicted with either still frames or black screens with a slash of bright color
(usually red or white).

#10- Law of Dramatic Multiplicity- Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a
"Good Guy" kicks the "Bad Guy" in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3
different angles.

#11- Law of Inherent Combustibility- Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary- Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary- Large cities are the most explosive substances known to
human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities,
sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

#12- Law of Phlogistatic Emission- Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

#13- Law of Energetic Emission- There is always an energy build up (commonly
referred to as an energy "bulge") before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because
of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the
Law of Inherent Combustibility.

#14- Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude- The destructive potential of any
object/organism is inversely proportional to its mass.
First Corollary- Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also
known as the A-Ko phenomenon.

#15- Law of Inexhaustibility- No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of
course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

#16- Laws of Inverse Accuracy- The accuracy of a "Good Guy" when operating any form
of firearm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the
"Bad Guys" when operating firearms decreases when the difficulty of the shot
decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect) Example: A "Good Guy" in a
drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and
several battalions of "Bad Guys" firing on a "Good Guy" standing alone in the middle
of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary- The more "Bad Guys" there are, the less likely they will
hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is faced with insurmountable odds,
the "Bad Guys" line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a
single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is actually hit by enemy fire, it is
in a designated "Good Guy Area", usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm,
which restricts the "Good Guy" from doing anything more strenuous than driving,
firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex
martial arts maneuvers.
Fourth Corollary- The more times the "Bad Guy" fires, the fewer times he
will hit.

#17- Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability- Minimei is a bimbo. (Note: The
Minority Opposition in Ohio disagrees and thinks all men who like this stuff needs
to get out more.)

#18- Law of Hemoglobin Capacity- the human body contains over 12 gallons of blood,
sometimes more, under high pressure.

#19- Law of Demonic Consistency- Demons and other supernatural creatures have at
least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown, but black is not
unknown, and can only be hurt by bladed weapons. Also, acid has been known to work
just as well...

#20- Law of Militaristic Unreliability- Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and
large war machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped
and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a
song.
First Corollary- Whenever a single war machine (mecha, starship, etc.) goes
up against an entire army, the army always loses.

#21- Law of Tactical Unreliability- Tactical geniuses aren’t...

#22 -Law of Inconsequential Undetectability- People never notice the little
things... like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

#23- Law of Juvenile Intellectuality- Children are smarter than adults. And almost
twice as annoying.

#24- Law of Americanthromorphism- Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles,
either as a really nasty skinny "Bad Guy" or a big stupid "Good Guy".
First Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb
Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line
Effect)
Second Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the American
translators are the American editors and censors.
Third Corollary- Canadians are usually portrayed as smart, strong, handsome
"Good Guys".

#25- Law of Mandibular Proportionality- The size of a person’s mouth is directly
proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

#26- Law of Feline Mutation- Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
1) be female.
2) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation.
3) wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

#27- Law of Conservation of Firepower- Any powerful weapon capable of
destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and
used as a last resort.

#28- Law of Technological User-Benevolence- The formal training required to operate
a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

#29- Law of Melee Luminescence- Any being displaying extremely high levels of
martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing
aura. This aura is usually blue for "Good Guys" and red for "Bad Guys". This is
attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

#30- Law of Non-Anthropomorphic Antagonism- All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are
hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

#31- Law of Follicular Chromatic Variability- Any color in the visible spectrum is
considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or
explanation.

#32- Law of Follicular Permanence- Hair in anime is pretty much indestructible, and
can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical
abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone’s
hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

#34- Law of Probable Attire- Clothing in anime follows certain predictable
guidelines: Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of
whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive
amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off
somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off aforementioned female’s clothes,
then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the
Gratuitous Shower Scene). Whenever there is a headwind, Male characters invariably
wear long cloaks that don’t hamper movement and billow out dramatically behind them.
First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability)- All anime characters are resistant to
extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability)- Bikinis render the wearer
invulnerable to any form of damage.
Third Corollary (Probable Attire permanence)- The clothing on the hero is
indestructible. Their capes, robes, (and if they are girls,) skirts, dresses, bows,
or any loose clothing will just flap when they are in the middle of a fire or ice
attack... Unless it's a hentai. It is believed that the clothes are made out of
Anime Character hair. (re. Laws 32 & 48)

#35- Law of Musical Omnipotence- Any character capable of musical talent (singing,
playing an instrument, etc. Is automatically capable of doing much more "simple"
things, like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so
on... especially if they’ve never attempted these things before.

#36- Law of Quintupular Agglutination- Also called "The Five-man Rule", when "Good
Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic
positions, which are:
1) The Hero/Leader
2) His Girlfriend
3) His Best Friend/Rival
4) A Hulking Brute
5) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
1) Extreme Coolness
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible Irritation

#37- Law of Extradimensional Capacitance- All anime females have an
extrasdimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from
which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment’s notice. This mysterious
dimension is commonly called "Malletspace".
First Corollary (AKA The Hammer Rule)- The most common item stored is a
heavy mallet, costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

#38- Law of Hydrostatic Emission- Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is
because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released
at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in
the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are
actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is
because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the
back of the head. When extremely stressed , embarrassed, or worried, this sweat
gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

#39- Law of Inverse Attraction- Success at finding suitable mates is inversely
proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the
less you get and vice-versa.
First Corollary- Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real
world...

#40- Law of Nasal Sanguination- When sexually aroused, males in Anime don’t get
erections, they get nosebleeds. No one’s sure why this is, though... the current
theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see
Law #38 above). Females don’t get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush
along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

#41- Law of Xylolaceration- Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal
swords, if not sharper.

#42- Law of Juvenile Omnipotence- Always send a boy to do a man’s job. He’ll get it
done in half the time and twice the angst.

#43- Law of Triscaquadrodecophobia- There is no Law #43.

#44- Law of Nominative Clamovocation- the likelihood of success and damage done by a
martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced (known as the Kamehameha effect).

#45- Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis- Regardless of how long or involved the
transformation sequence or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to
interrupt it.

#46- Law of Flimsy Incognition- Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy
mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.

#47- Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission- All anime characters seem to have some
unknown chemical on their breath that reacts VERY violently with extremely hot or
spicy food. This chemical may also be responsible for the phenomenon of fire behind
the eyes and from the mouth when a character (usually a female) is really angry.

#48- Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism- If you get electrocuted or
burned, YOU WILL SURVIVE!! Though your entire body will be scorched, seconds later,
your skin won’t have a trace of damage (Also known as the "Pikachu Effect").
First Corollary- When a magical bad guy/Alien/monster fires off a flame,
wind, or ice attack, the resulting effect is only enough for the hero(es)/heroine(s)
to be standing in the "Walking Against the Wind" stance, with his/her eyes shut and
letting out a pathetic "Aaaaagh!", and yet they are never harmed. This may be in
part to laws 32, 34 and sometimes 44.

#49- Law of Female wrath- If a male character insults a female character, he will
get a mallet, shotgun, or tank blast, or if she is a character that can perform
magical feats, a fireball or whatever, to the head, body or whatever (Also known as
the "Lina Inverse/Gourry Factor") This is because he always deserves it, and will
help him to cope in today’s society. (>Sniff Sniff

#50- Law of Artistic Perversion- Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are
under the impression that girls are willing to tear off their clothes, or wear VERY
small, revealing outfits at the drop of a pin (or pen for that matter).
Unfortunately, most Hentai fans are under the same impression.

#51- Law of Uninteruptable Nominative Clamovocation- This law is a mixture of Laws
44 and 45. Regardless of how long or involved the Spell or projectile attack is, and
the likelihood of success and damage done by the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced, or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a hero/heroine quoting the incantations for an extremely powerful attack
are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it. (Also known as the "Dragon Slave
Phenomenon")

52- Law of Telepathic Obliviousness- Most of the time, some Anime characters
(usually males) will think personal (Like that he/she has sabotaged something), or
perverted thoughts, while near some other character, WHO’S TELEPATHIC!! The reasons
for this are:
1) They forgot that the person is telepathic.
2) They just don’t give a damn.
The reasons the telepathic person doesn’t react are:
1) They’re preoccupied with doing something else.
2) They’d rather keep the fact to themselves that they are Telepathic.
3) They just don’t give a damn.

#53- Law of Chromatic Diversity- Air can be any color of the viewable spectrum.

#54- Law of Old Man Comic Relief- Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald,
wise-mouthed dirty old man or alien. Or the combination of any two of those traits.
First Corollary- If old man is present, and is acting too horny, stupid,
etc., there will invariably be an old woman to whap him over the head with a frying
pan or something.

#55- Law of the Wise Old Man- Little old Japanese men always know how it ends and
withhold the ending from anyone, especially the hero. This includes special power
weapons, ancient relics, and people who know everything.

#56- Law of Omnipotent Unreliability- Any "Bad Guy" with Omnipotent powers/weapons
will never use those powers/weapons against the "Good Guy" until it is too late.
First Corollary- All "Bad Guys" suffer from Antagonistic Boasting Syndrome
which require all "Bad Guys" to threaten with or exemplify their prowess and not use
it against the "Good Guy".
Second Corollary- No "Bad Guy" may use any new, secret, or superior military
device without one of the following events occurring:
a) The control device being broken.
The control device being taken by the "Good Guy".
c) The control device is in fact not the real device at all and was just
"fooled" by the "Good Guy".
d) The "Bad Guy" has already lost and cannot use the device.

#57- Law of Minimum Corneal Volume- Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth of
the face’s total surface area. More so if the case is a blonde woman.

#58- Law of Electrical Charges in Hair- Hair attracts electricity in abundance,
resulting in two outcomes:
a) A positive charge will result in the spikes-flying-everywhere-behind-me
look.
A negative charge will result in the
hair-cascading-down-to-the-waist-in-a-single-sheet look.

#59- Law of Ammunition Accuracy- When there are multiple types of ammunition
available (paintballs, speaker pods), non-lethal rounds will always be more accurate
when compared to "standard" or lethal shots. (Macross Plus for paintballs, Macross 7
for speaker pods)

#60- Law of Active Female Attraction- In a comedy series, a male character’s
attractiveness to women is inversely proportional to how active they pursue them.
(Tenchi, Ranma, and Makoto OVA have a seemingly endless supply of willing
girlfriends despite their lack of romantic skill while Happosai, Ataru, and Carrot
couldn’t get a date despite or because of their constant attempts.)

#61- Law of Sweat Pore Variability- When a person is embarrassed, caught in an
awkward situation, or otherwise humiliated, all sweat pores on the body contract,
except for ones on the forehead. These pores expand to such a degree that a single
drop could fill a Big Gulp from 7-11.

#62- The Law of Inverse Training Time- A person who has been training for 3 years
is never as good as someone who has been training for one month.

#63- Law of Needs to Few and Many- The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the
few... of even the one.

#64- Law of Bad Humor- Whenever someone says something that is intended to be
funny, whether actually funny or not, the rest of the characters (even animals) fall
to the ground with their feet in the air. Sweat sometimes accompanies the fall.
(The sound of a cow mooing usually accompanies the joke as well.)

#65- Law of Extreme Anger- Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing the
male character with another girl, she becomes extremely strong (despite her usually
helpless look) so that she can lift a 1000 ton object to hurt the guy. She can
sometimes perform other punishments that are just as cruel such as pinching the
guy’s face so hard that it changes shape. (see law #49)

#66- Law of Differentiated Gravitation-
First Corollary- If the airborne entity exceeds an altitude equal or greater
than two times the height of the entity, gravity is decreased by an inverse
coefficient relative to the upward momentum and mass/weight (if within at least
500 km of any gravity source) of the entity "jumping".
Second Corollary- The amount of Newtonian "opposite force" (in accordance to
normal downward velocity; "Earth gravity" speed is equal to 32ft/sec/sec) is also
inversely proportional to the "actual" speed of the airborne entity. In all
actuality, an entity that appears to be flying towards a solid concrete parking lot
from space will actually land, producing an opposite force of approximately 1.73 lb.
of pressure. Unless this particular entity is a "Bad Guy". Then the law exhibits a
mysterious exponentially proportional Newtonian opposite force, thusly increasing
this variable by a factor equal to the inverse-gravity potential.

#67- Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the
Ambient Dramatic Tension increases, the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient must be
increased by a proportional amount to compensate. In any situation where this does
not happen, the "Bad Guy" inevitably comes out on top. However, this usually leads
to a further rise in the Ambient Dramatic tension, which will always be offset by
an exponential increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient.

#68- Law of Coercive Vehicular Control- No matter how complex or well defined the
control system, a character controlling a vehicle of any sort always does so through
means of undetectable subconscious psychokinesis.
First Corollary- Characters can perform actions with their vehicles which
clearly defy normal physics (see Laws of Metaphysical Irregularity and Constant
Thrust). The velocity, attitude and traction of the vehicle appear to be adjusted at
will, with the degree of absolute control being proportional to the complexity and
lethality of the maneuver.
Second Corollary- It is effectively impossible to remove characters from or
disrupt the passage of their vehicles without the character’s consent. This does not
always apply to "Bad Guy" characters, or "Good Guy" characters in situations where
the Ambient Dramatic Tension could increase in accordance with the Law of
Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#69- Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any
situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases without a corresponding
increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient, not only does the "Bad Guy" usually
come out on top, but also his Smugness Factor increases in proportion to the rise in
Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#70- Law of The Rushing Background Effect- Whenever something dramatic occurs, a
survival instinct engages, thus rendering all incoming stimulus that is not directly
and immediately to the dramatic situation at hand a meaningless blur. This is often
referred to as "The Rushing Background Effect". Due to the increase in brain
activity and adrenaline levels in the bloodstream, the scene is often played out in
slow motion.

#71- Law of Interdimensional Hammers- Whenever a female character witnesses a male
character of her preference performing any sort of questionable act (i.e. Looking at
another girl or anything she might construe as perverted) she can reach into an
interdimensional realm (usually behind her back) and withdraw a huge Anime Mallet of
Doom with which to whack the said male over the head with. (see Laws # 37, 49, and
65)

#72- Law of Instant Band-Aids- Whenever a character is injured (usually in a head
shot, maybe from a mallet whack) Band-Aids will always instantly appear on the
wounded individual (and always in pairs, set in a cross fashion). These bandages
will then, most likely, disappear by the character’s next scene.

#73- Law of Universal Edge Defense- Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic to
a hail of bullets, can be easily defended against by holding a suitably cool-looking
sword or other bladed weapon between the attacker and defender, usually so that the
edge cuts into the incoming attack(s), causing both halves to go flying harmlessly
past the defender. Observed most often in fantasy and martial arts anime.

#74- Law of Intractable Sanity- There is no such thing as insanity in anime. When
faced with horrifying supernatural forces that would drive most men mad, anime
characters will either:
a) Die quickly (but in accordance with all other laws e.g., slowdown and
exposition),
Get possessed by them, especially if they are beautiful girls or men in a
position to ravish beautiful girls, or
c) Kill them, wipe the blood off their blades, and walk on whistling.

#75- Law of Celestial Body Control- At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can
summon a sun/moon/halo to appear behind him/her to cause a dramatic silhouette.

#76- Law of Aura of Forgetfulness- Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain a
secret will invariably succeed regardless of disguise because everyone around
him/her will forget everything. Otherwise, how does Sailor Moon keep her disguise?

#77- Law of Cool Hair Factor- The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thick
strands that drape his face into a dramatic fashion, regardless of wind, the
elements, etc. (see Laws 32 & 48)

#78- Law of Inverse Coping- Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST
capable of dealing with it.

#79- Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability- The Myth that certain martial
arts will enable you to become so strong, that you can stop a nuclear warhead with
your bare palm. Unfortunately, for most otaku, they found the hard way that it just
doesn’t work in real life...

#80- Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics- If a captain of any type of ship is
male, he will invariably wear a big captain’s cap, a long overcoat, and have a
shaggy beard and mustache (pipe optional), and be a great tactician. If the captain
is female, however, she will invariably be young, well endowed, and ditzy as a pole
(horny father optional). Yet, she too will be a great tactician.

#81- Law of Shades/Coolness Factor- Shades can make you instantly cool, even if
you’re normally a klutz.

#82- Law of Hentai Plot- The proper response to any change in the plotline of a
Hentai anime is to start having sex.

#83- Law of Understatement- Anything that is deemed too impossible will become
possible.
First Corollary- Any "Bad Guy" stating "T-that’s impossible!" whenever the
hero is accomplishing some new feat/move/projectile will find out too late that he
is wrong and will invariably be toastied.

#84- Law of Dormant Powers- Anytime a hero is somehow outpowered and/or outclassed
by the villain, he will invariably release powers/new moves he never knew he could
accomplish... but his old teacher did!

#85- Law of Style Coefficient- In a situation where a Good guy may be in dire
straits, he will become stronger, smarter and more cool in a matter of seconds. (see
Laws #67, 69, and 84)

#86- Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor- Whenever the villain actually succeeds in
beating the hero, they will begin to gloat uncontrollably, because they’ve never won
against the "Good Guy" (because they’re Eeeviiil!!). They usually get so cocky, they
tie the hero to a conveyor belt leading to his doom and leave to get a snack.
Usually this results in:
a) The hero escaping.
Clean-up for the underlings.
c) The villain getting toastied.

#87- Law of Tableware Nonexistence- There IS no spoon.

#88- Law of Goofy Turn-Ons- In Hentai, ordinary , pedestrian objects sometimes have
the magical power of either inducing orgasm or arousal. Some include warm water,
rolling on a smooth tabletop, wind, mild electrocution, the character toweling
themselves after a bath/shower, and very cold objects... like bottles of 7-up.

#89- Law of Penile Variance- All Anime men in Hentai have a ridiculously large
penis (lengths of 8, 9, 10 and 11 inches are most common). Some even have ones the
size of telephone poles, despite the blood loss that would accompany it...

#90-Law of Hentai Female Characteristics- All Hentai women have the following
characteristics:
1) Very sensitive and/or very large breasts with large nipples.
2) Very tight and/or sensitive vaginas.

#91- Law of Vaginal Variance- Hentai Anime women can take penis lengths of 8" and
up... completely... despite the fact that they might have a tight and/or sensitive
vagina.

#92- Law of Hero Identification- All heroes are introduced by way of appearance
while someone talking about their (in)famous-ness, or by way of a voice-over of them
introducing themselves.

#93- Law of Cute Mascots- Any anime either Shojo or Shonen has GOT to have at
least one cute, furry little mascot by penalty of death!
First Corollary- If it is a Shonen Anime, the hero will be accompanied by a
Dog, Cat or any kind of animal, real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the
male persuasion. Any animal that would be associated with girls that is following
him around is there because:
1) It’s his girlfriend’s.
2) It is following him, despite his insistence not to do so.
3) Chicks will dig him more.
Second Corollary- If it is a Shojo Anime, the heroine will be accompanied by
a cat, cute lil’ mouse, or some disgustingly cute monster, or any kind of animal,
real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the female persuasion. Any animal
that would be associated with guys that is following her around is there because:
1) It’s her boyfriend’s.
2) It is following her, despite her insistence not to do so.
3) It makes her look cool.

#94- Law of The Force- Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of ability
that enables bad things to happen to those that deserve it or makes things like
bullets or debris totally miss them (Also referred to as "Dumb Luck"), even though
they are mostly unaware of it. Those who have this ability include Vash the
Stampede, Captain Justy Ueki Tylor, and Jar Jar Binks.

#95- Law of Naughty Tentacles- All Anime Tentacles are VERY horny and will rape any
human female, regardless of age ("She’s 18! No! Really, she is! I’m not lying!...")
First Corollary- Even when raped or molested by tentacles, Hentai Anime
girls eventually get into it & begin squealing in ecstasy. NO one knows WHY this is,
but some theorize there may be some kind of chemical that is secreted through the
skin of the tentacle...
Second Corollary- Women who are impregnated by a tentacle creature never
experience morning sickness, and also find it to be intensely pleasurable (Also
known as the Goofy Meter Redline Effect).
Third Corollary- Similarly, the resulting... offspring of tentacle/human
relations is immediately sexually active, often impregnating its own mother again.

#96- Law of Cat-Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other,
sometimes ripping off clothes. Sometimes it escalates so much, that property damage
begins to occur.
First Corollary- A running fight can be so destructive, you can follow it
from a distance just by watching for the smoke. (Also known as the "A-ko/B-ko
Thing")

#97- Law of Healing- Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor that
enables them to regenerate from a massive wound or broken bone within minutes. Being
immortal sometimes helps. (Also known as the "Priss Effect".)

#98- Law of Stereotype Crew Characteristics- All ships, either waterborne or
spaceborne, have the following crew members:
1) The captain
2) His Lieutenant
3) Various female technical staff
4) A hotshot pilot
5) A cute little girl/twins (either stowaways or not)
6) The Doctor
7) The Doctor’s assistant (either a spy or not)
Weighted among the crew are various quirks which include:
1) Extreme coolness/luck
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible irritation
4) Extreme cuteness
5) Irresponsible drunkenness
6) Homophobicness
7) Emotionless (Idiots.)

#99- Law of Sparklies- Whenever a character of the main character’s interest
appears, flowers, sparkles, or abstract circles of pastel colors appear around said
character, or both. Roses with exaggerated thorns appear when it is dangerous love.
No one knows why this is, though most have a theory: Anime characters are freaks! At
least, Marker Apenname seems to think so...

#100- Law of Anime Events- Much like wrestling, anything and everything can happen.

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“L Do you know Gods of Death love Apples?” -- Light Yagami

Humans are hilarious.” -- Ryuk

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

You laugh because I'm different...
I laugh cause I just farted!

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." -George W. Bush

I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them. - George Bush

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.

I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.
-- Demetri Martin

"I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!" -Homer J. Simpson

"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice." BIll Cosby

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein

Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)

Homer: I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

Marge: Homer, is this how you pictured married life?
Homer: Yeah, pretty much, except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.

Homer: Operator! Give me the number for 911!

Lisa: I'm an ugmo.
Homer: Now, that's not true. You're cute as a bug's ear.
Lisa: Father's have to say that little stuff.
Homer: Dad, am I cute as a bug's ear?
Grandpa: No. You're homely as a mule's butt.
Homer: There. See?

Homer: Look everyone! Now that I'm a teacher I've sewn patches on my elbows.
Marge: Homer that's supposed to be leather patches on a tweed jacket, not the other way around. You've ruined a perfectly good jacket.
Homer: Incorrect, Marge. Two perfectly good jackets!

Marge: Homer, you don't have to pray outloud.
Homer: But he's way the hell up there!

Homer: Son, I just want you to know I have total faith in you.
Bart: Since when?
Homer: Since your mother yelled at me.

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Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,006 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 12/21/2007
Sound of a Jinchuuriki by Foxcomm reviews
Fruits are yucky," Naruto said. "Naruto, you have to eat your fruits," Sarutobi told him. Who knew he would regret those words so quickly when the 3 year old got up and ate the Oto Oto Fruit Jiriaya brought. X-over One Piece. Complete YugitoXnaruXHina
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 154,779 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Kitsu Kitsu no Mi by Kasek reviews
This is the legend of the bearer of two curses- one, handed to him by his village... the other, he received when he bit into an accursed fruit. This... is the legend of Uzumaki Naruto, Kitsune of Konoha. Slight NaruHina, Naruto OnePiece crossover
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 103,848 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Naruto U.
A Kitsune's Dream by Da-Deranged-Dude reviews
World of Warcraft crossover. Naruto had been a mercenary for three years. Ever since the exile from Konoha, he had grown to like his new life. But then a cross-shaped pendant changed it all. Strong!Naruto, NaruHarem Mostly OCs. Reviews make me happy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,144 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Death Wish by Dimunda reviews
What are you exactly?" Ash asked. A girl looked down at her hands. They were covered in blood. Tears fell down her face. "I'm a monster," she whispered, "A experimental monster created for evil. Created by Team Galactic." Pokemorph story. R&R
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,969 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 9/17/2008
The True Monster by lord of the land of fire reviews
A Rosario Vampire and Naruto cross over. Naruto, the hated Kyuubi jinchuuriki is sent to a school for monsters to complete his education before he can return to Konoha. But in a place filled with monsters he wonders just who the true monster is. Nar X Mok
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 228,346 - Reviews: 5473 - Favs: 3,479 - Follows: 1,559 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Gates to Equinox by Micromyni reviews
Yukari, a thief with no past, is betrayed by her comrades and sent on a wild journey across the 5 Shinobi nations with only her wits. Stowing away on a hijacked trading ship, she ends up in Suna weak and injured...and in the custody of the Kazekage. AR
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,395 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Gaara
The Leaf's Demonic Angel by ninjafan101 reviews
Three years after Akatsuki's defeat, Naruto discovers his Kekkei Genkai and other family secrets. He and his friends must now unlock the power hidden within history and rid the world of evil NaruHina SasuSaku ShikaIno NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,431 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Pokemon: DP Adventure by Stone-Man85 reviews
A young Pokemon trainer's journey, turns into one of Destiny as he and his friends struggle to fight against Team Galactic, to find the source of all, Arceus.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,380 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008
Ape Escape Monkey Maddness! by TwoDragonFire reviews
Alli and Brian are two friends who do chores for the Professer. Then one day they're thrown into the monkey catching life style. What is Specter's plan? To turn all humans into monkeys! Will Alli and Brian be able to stop him? Or will they become Monkeys?
Ape Escape - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,160 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 7/18/2008
A Real World by Pokeshipper 4 Lyf reviews
This a story of a boy who was lonely in the real world. And to fulfill his wish, a mysterious silhouette appeared and soon he was in the Pokemon World. Now they'll face many battles and possibly mysterious happenings.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,021 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008
The Third's Sacrifice by Cataphract reviews
What would happened if the third Hokage sealed the Kyuubi in Naruto instead of the forth? How differently would things turn out?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,641 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Death Kiss by Dimunda reviews
He wanted to kill me, but he's having me in this Hell. Akatsuki is its name. Why does he want me here? I'm no value to him. So, kill me, Hidan. Rated for Hidan's language and lemon in future chapters. R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,757 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 7/11/2008
Substitute Mother by luckystar994 reviews
Hinata always wanted to be a mother, but when a baby arrieves at her door step can she take the callenge of being a 12-year old mother
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,705 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008
The Memoirs of Jiraiya by BugBite15 reviews
The story of Jiraiya's life, complete with sarcastic commentary from everyone's favorite perv. Disclaimer:Naruto belongs to Kishimoto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,606 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Jiraiya
Shinobi Air by T. W. Patchwork reviews
The Akatsuki and the Naruto crew have both won trips to Hawaii! But not every thing is a day in Paradise, especially when you have to go through hell to get there. Rated for Hidan's mouth and Jiraiya's antics. AU kind of ish
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2008
Demonic Shaman by Alarose reviews
Naruto discovers his mother had a bloodline, Shamanic powers. After training hard for many years, Naruto and his two main spirits, Kyuubi and Cooro, are invited to participate in the Shaman tournament. Naruto Shaman King xover. Anima included.
Crossover - Shaman King & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,545 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Naruto U.
Naruto's Memoirs Of What If by vally27 reviews
What if Naruto was kidnapped from Minato's arms by Pein right after the sealing, raised by him watching all the members join as he grew up in a place where he was revered as much as Pein, and was considered his son? These are his memoirs of what if.AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,203 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Pokémon Emerald: Hoenn Adventures by Orangen reviews
Emerald-based. Lynnie Maple is ultimately dragged into being a trainer by her father inconsiderately becoming a gym leader. On her quest to be the best, she has to deal with Contests, Teams Magma and Aqua, and her own inability to stay out of trouble. Epilogue: Vs Swampert!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 63 - Words: 127,369 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Mudkip/Mizugorou - Complete
Under the mistletoe by Aiko Sakura Yukimura reviews
How they got under the mistletoe they didn't care about and she told him, “I wouldn’t mind a lot if,” she blushed and looks down and mumbles out, “if you’re my first kiss!” NaruHina oneshot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,712 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Trials of A Boyfriend by Aiko Sakura Yukimura reviews
Our cute couple Naruto and Hinata have a problem now, it's Hiashi! He won’t let them to be together unless Naruto do some tasks for him and they won’t be easy. Will Naruto pass? Or will it be too much for him? Sequel to Under the mistletoe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Animorphs, a new story Begins by TwoDragonFire reviews
Rock Lee, Hinata, Naruto, Neji, and Tenten are thrown into a crazy animal morphing war zone when a ship crashes while they're watching stars. Now, Lee's a Prince, they're hiding an andialite, and Nothing will ever been the same. NejiTen, NaruHina, Lee?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,152 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Lee R., Naruto U.
Infected Leaves by ShadowCrossNin reviews
An SOS. An Eclipse Village Shinobi. The town of Konoha over run by the infected. What caused the virus? And will the Shinobi be able to protect the survivors he meets?Rated T for violence, adult themes. ShikaXOC other pairings and zombie goodness!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,632 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Shikamaru N., Shizune
The Innocence of Purity by animeangel876 reviews
Gaara is Kazekage and Sakura is his lover. But what is the worst that could possible happen when Shukaku takes over Gaara's mind and body and locks him and Sakura in the same house? Rated M for later chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,029 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
A Mother's Love by lord of the land of fire reviews
Uzumaki Kushina survived her son's birth and the Kyuubi's attack. Now she must do everything in her power to protect him and help him reach his dream, to be Hokage. Naru X Hina X Yugito
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 376,514 - Reviews: 8912 - Favs: 5,767 - Follows: 2,434 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Naruto Utopia by Kannika and Alli reviews
Utopia is a place of perfection.What if every Naruto Fan got there Utopia?Well Alli and Kannika find out when "They" send all the fans in the world to a sociaty of only Naruto. Self Inserts.Review or PM if you'd like to be in it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,146 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008
Water and Fire Siblings by Dimunda reviews
A girl comes to Konoha with no recollection of where she's from. She remembers her dead parents and their mysterious murderer, who tried to take her.The thing is though, she has Kyuubi's sister, Kyuna, inside of her.Better than sounds. Full summary inside
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,831 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008
Team Time: Mystery of Aremi by Dimunda reviews
One day, a shiny Umbreon and his sister, an Espeon, find a fainted pokemon on the beach. They wake her up and she says she's a human.The pokemon then realizes she is a pokemon.But what pokemon?What is she? She joins Brian in Team Time. Does Brian like her
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,225 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/16/2008
Their World Our World by GaaraOfTheSand1 reviews
Kiba Gaara and Naruto are sent on a mission when they get stuck in a cave. A portal opens up and they find themselves in the real world. Have the Shinobi's met their match in the form of three girls? written especially for my friends on a rainy day. R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,321 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/8/2008 - Published: 3/12/2008
Pokemon: Chris's Johto Journey by jedimickey reviews
Young Chris leaves New Bark town on his journey to be a Pokemon Master, but he must face all problems all trainers do, including his Rival, who's actually his older brother!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,916 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/5/2008 - Published: 9/10/2007
Insidious Discrepancy by Micromyni reviews
When Ookami Clan members turn fifteen, they go into heat. Yukari missed by a few years, and it finally hits her. Hard. when the opportunity presents itself, will she be able to control herself when she comes face to face with the one she loves? FIRST LIME
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,107 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Gaara - Complete
Rock Lee is his own dog? by TwoDragonFire reviews
Rock Lee found a dog in the rain. He loved it, but knew it belonged with Kiba's family. But then it bit him! Now he's acting strange! NejiTen in later chapters! Random Crackness! Naruto crossover with The Shaggy Dog! Please Read and Review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Lee R.
Soul of a Demon by Dimunda reviews
Sequel to Tears of a Demon. Kyouki and Minato are now genin and are starting their new days as Konoha Ninjas. Everythings starts out fine, but when Kyouki starts to grow more tails, will her secret get out? Will Obisam and Hiyato help her hide her secret?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,758 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/15/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008
Hinata puts Pen to Paper by SmexyKitsune reviews
Hinata finally confesses her feelings to dear old Naruto-kun. Will it be what she suspects? Will continue if it gets many good reviews
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Tears of a Demon by Dimunda reviews
Sequel 2 Daikou: The Eight Tailed Wolf Demon. Five years have passed since the passing of the 5th Hokage, since the disapperance of Koyami and Daikou. A sudden intruder comes,but there is something strange about her. She knows info on Koyami. R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,867 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
That's How It's Done Around Here by StoryOfMyLife975 reviews
The sand siblings shipped off to a prestigious boarding school? Not your average high school AU. Rated T.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,651 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Side they never knew by TwoDragonFire reviews
Naruto X Giver crossover.Naruto,Hinata,Rock Lee,Sakura,and Gaara are sent on a mission to another community for peace. How will they last?And what's with this kid Jonas?NaruHina.Total LeeSaku...slight GaaCookie. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,515 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Daikou: The Eight Tailed Wolf Demon by Dimunda reviews
Title sucks yeah.Anyway, Koyami wishes to be into Naruto's world to escape her abusive life.Then, she realizes her wish comes true!She's now on a team with Kiba, Hinata, and Shino. But does she hold more than she or the others know? R&R better than sounds
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,747 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
A New member to Neji's Family! by TwoDragonFire reviews
Neji's mad. Why you ask? Rock Lee is marrying his cousin Hinata! Lee will be part of his family. Something Tenten wants very much. But Neji is afraid of commitment. How will his all end? NejiTen and LeeHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Neji H., Tenten
Geek Days Are Over! by DaRkNeSS-EmBrAcEd reviews
Hinata was always known as a geek in school, But will things change when she starts attending at Konoha High as a new student? NaruHina ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,263 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/11/2008 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Boy's Night by PrincessPika reviews
What happens when you mix a girl's sleepover, a boy's night and a webcam? A funny night! Rated T for language and a few other stuff. Thanks y'all so much for reviewing! COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,602 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kishimoto in Konoha by Death-Nerd reviews
Kishimoto has been sucked into the world he created. Chaos ensues. CRACK Random pairings that I enjoy might be included later if I continue it. ON HIATUS -sorry-
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,418 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Kakashi H.
Dreaming of You by Evanescences Angel reviews
It was just a typical day in Konoha. But when you mix a Hyuuga, a blond, ramen, a diary and a dream into it? Even I don't know but Hinata is about to find out.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,013 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Stupid Gaara Stories by Kishanaru Kono reviews
Read how Gaara is always giving Temari and Kankuro a pain in the butt. No love just COMEDY. Rock on with air guitar, didly, didly, dan, nun,dun
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Gaara, Temari
My Dream Come True by Dimunda reviews
My name is Katherine, and this is my story. I've just been thrown into the pokemon world. Great right? the only thing great is a certain purple haired boy i'm in love with. other than that galactic is after me, and i'm part of an ancient prophecy. great.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,777 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007
Play with Me by lord of the land of fire reviews
Naruto has asked his girlfriend over to play. But as Hinata arrives she wonders just what sort of game he has in mind. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 105 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Avoided Gift NaruHina One Shot by GrandLordAtos reviews
It's Hinata's brithday, but something is bugging her. Could this have to do with Naruto by any chance? Knowing Hinata, it probably does. NaruHina This is my very first one shot I wrote for a friend on Deviant Art. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Strategy by animeangel876 reviews
Temari leaves Suna for Shikamaru unexpected.But the peace doesn't last.Jealous exgirlfriend Ino barges into Shikamaru's life claiming she's pregnant by him.He now has a choice abide by his clan's traditions and wed Ino or stay with the woman he loves.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari
The Blind Jutsu by silly chibi reviews
Avatar Naruto Crossover! What if Toph was suddenly sent to the Naruto world? How would the strongest earthbender deal with a bunch of shinobi? Make suggestions please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,958 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 3/17/2007
The Ultimate Christmas Gift by gamergirl8901 reviews
Hinata decides to tell Naruto how she feels...in the form of a Christmas gift. But she doesn't sign her name, so Naruto goes around Konoha looking for the sender to give her a thank you. NarutoxHinata
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7086 - Favs: 5,475 - Follows: 2,258 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Antecedent Terminus by Micromyni reviews
I'm sucked into the world of Zelda: Twilight Princess. Will I be able to cope with all the dangers and the stress of knowing everything? Permanent hiatus.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,371 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Link
Living Among Leaves by NarutoNerd reviews
What begins as a simpple mission becomes a relationship, and then an adventure for all of Konoha. M for violence and lemons. NaruHina, SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 199,200 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
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Real Life reviews
Story about real kids getting naruto powers. Rated T for language and adult things. I suck at summaries, so please read! It's in the C2 archive because the Kyuubi inside the main character is very helpful to him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 14,237 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Complete
Naruto Revamped reviews
Mainly follows the origional story line, but it has a new twist. Has my OC in it. HinataxOC. Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,894 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Hinata H.
My Chronicles reviews
The story of me and my friends, in the Pok'emon Universe. No main characters will be used, no Ash, no Dawn, only Professors and Gym leaders. R&R Please!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,859 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008
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